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Hello, and welcome to you, Beauty the Podcast for your Face.
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I'm like Cable, I'm Kelly mccaron and I'm sitting here
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I do breaking news. It is our Q and a
episode of the week.
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All right, so we answered two questions submitted by the audience.
We've got some really good ones today. I mean they're
always really good. They're all really good that are sent in.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's hard to pick. It'd be weird if we were like, eh,
they're all.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh yeah, don't even listen today, turn it off now.
These ones are great and one of them is very timely.
So should we just get started?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I couldn't help but wonder asked me anything. You ask
many questions.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
All right, Hannah has sent us an email spring cleaning time.
I want to declutter my makeup before summer hits. But
where do I even start? What are your best tips
for not keeping everything just in case.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm not the right person in general?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And do you know what?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So, Sarah Marie, when we were doing the Thursday episodes
in her bag, we actually did like an autumn decluttering,
oh episode, and that applies well, like it's different, well
different seasons because we're going into the cold months now
we're going into the warmer months. But so was that
like skincare because she's saying, makeou both both. But we
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will make sure that we link that episode in the
show notes because it was like a proper big detas.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh great, I think I missed that one. Sorry, But also,
didn't you know it's the law you have to spring
clean in spring, like you can only do these things
in spring. That's why it's called spring clan.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Actually, I'm like super organized when it comes to this,
and I do it pretty much at the start of
every season.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I just move things around him piles.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Except when it comes to my wardrobe, I always get
a little bit too trigger.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Happy, but like spring, get out on my dresses and
then it's still wear your jacket till.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's why I need to help. Okay, so let's help
you do your spring cleaning. You say your makeup. So
we'll basically focus on makeup. But a few stats that
we found interesting. I don't think they surveyed the U
beauty audience somehow, I think we're.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A unique bunch.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But there was a survey conducted by Poshy and Stowaway Cosmetics.
The typical woman owns around forty makeup products. That's probably
about standard. We're not typical, Kelly our job.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That actually sounds like a lot for typically. But she
doesn't include brushes. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I didn't do the survey. But she only uses five regularly.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, kind of like a wardrobe. Yeah, kind of like
your essentials that you then chuck in your bag.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I reckon she uses more than five regularly, and eighty
percent of We're.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
At it foundation can steal a mesca of brows lip
that's five.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And oh my god, this is me.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It says eighty percent of women no makeup has an
expiration date and have problems with old product, but still
don't discard them because they forget, feel guilty about the
money they spent on it, or worry they may need
it later.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, it doesn't matter if you do need it later.
If it's off, it's off. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well let's get into how we know about that. So
this is my tips, and look, I do do this
relatively regularly, but obviously I have an unusual volume.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Because we have unusual jobs when it comes to beauty. Yeah,
so we're probably more organized than the average person when
it comes to being on top of organization with our product, right, And.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean I think it's different. Let's separate makeup and
skincare for this because for me, skincare I kind of
go through it probably faster. And also makeup, you know
if you like it once, so we get sent a
lot of makeup to try. I've tried a mascar and like,
oh I didn't love that. I might try it once
or twice more, but then I just put it back
with all the other mascars, where a skincare oftentimes needs
a bit more time, or I go, I really didn't
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like that texture, and I will move it on to
a friend. So I'm probably better with skincare.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So makeup.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh god, I should take some photos of Instagram versus reality.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
This is what I do.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I check the expiry on packaging if I'm not sure,
So I brought some show and tell. I didn't mean
to grab two Revolution Beauty products. I just really love Revolutions.
Literally running out of the door this morning, I grabbed
a powder and a liquid. So it depends on the
type of product. So this is a powder. It's an
eye shadow palette, and it's got a tiny like eye
wear glasses. There's a teeny tiny tub on all your
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beauty products a picture of a tub like this week,
and that says twelve months. Then this is a liquid,
which is a highlighter, and that says six months. So
that's a.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Guide, right. It is definitely a loose guide.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A loose guide, but it helps, well, you know why
they do it. It saves the brand from anything litigious. Yeah,
because if it also then encourages purchasing. Correct, but you know,
use your common sense. But they can't say this will
probably actually last ten years and then you put it
on at nine and a half years and sue them.
So Powders, let's start with Powders. Your eyeshadows, your bronzes
and all that sort of stuff. I keep them forever.
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Use your common sense, open them, look at them and
smell them. Things will change, you know. I've got a
beautiful I think I've talked about this before. You're gonna
get mad at me. Francois nas Nast whatever palette that
he signed, I've never used it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I bet he did, because he's your friend. Frontois.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yes, and look it's gone weird, but I'm keeping it
as a I've never used the product. But if you
open up and look at the powders, they've kind of
gone weird. That they went weird well years ago. Oh okay,
and I will get to storage in a moment, so
open it, have a sniff. If the top's gone solid.
Sometimes that can be because you've used dirty brushes and
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it's transferred oil or moisture. Then just assessed from there.
You use your common sense, but you're less likely to
get an infection from a powdered product then liquids. On
the other hand, I looked at some of my mescaras
and they actually said twelve months. That's twelve months from opening.
It doesn't mean it's going to be a juicy, good
consistency for twelve months. If you've got a mascara that's
been opened and access, you know, air has gotten to it.
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Mescara drives out quite quickly. Anything for your eye area,
I would not hold on too. If you don't love
it and use it all the time, get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You don't want to make any risks with now eye area.
Take it from someone who did get an infection so
badly in an eye once.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
There's a staff infection, I mean people have died.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
That's I wasn't going to die, but they said you,
if you'd waited one more day, you could have lost
your eye. Yeah that's hyperbolic, but there have been, you know,
cases of sharing eye products or makeup rushes and you
can get mad infections, So don't do that. If it's
a liquid face like a cream or liquid bronze or whatever, again.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Just use your common sense. Does it smell weird, does
it look weird? Yeah? Is it separating really easily? Like yes?
Just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I just have a look at it, and then I
think its storage is important. So if it's all in
your bathroom or it gets hot and steamy, not ideal,
or just you know, assessed with more caution because anything
with moisture can breed bacteria and it just makes you know,
human things go yucky. So I do my makeup in
my bedroom, which is not a wet area, if that
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makes sense, and it's all stored there. However, it's it's
in draws, but right near a window, which can get hot.
I think it also just depends on your life style. Well,
Kelly and I do go to a lot of things
and try a lot of things. I when I clean
up my maycup, we'll rediscover something and go, oh, that
was a bit dry for me. But I'll add an oil.
I do concoction. So if you don't want to throw
stuff away, also, please don't throw things away. There's terror
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cycle and lots of great places you can recycle the
packaging if you are deciding to discard what do you.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And I think that as well, you can start like
a note sapp in your phone and make a sort
of conscious decision not to buy anything until you finish.
If you like a product, yes the product's are dud,
don't just use it for the sake of using a
life's too short, But.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Say you just listen to our recommendations. Here and we'll
steal you the right.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Way and then put them though in your notes.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
To say you're like, oh, I heard Lee talk about
it really great miscara, but I've got a miscar at
the moment.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Don't just go buy it?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yes, right, Or if you do go and buy it,
at least don't open open open it because you might
be buying it three months later. It could be the
same one. But take it home, leave it in the
packaging and be like, oh, we'll get to you.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
See.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't even know if you should do that, because
my mom does that, and I recently went through her
Horde drawl where she stocks up when things are on special.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Imagine that too, And you should see my deodor in combage.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
But some of the products were then expired. Yeah that
was skincare, But I was like, you know, even got
to enjoy.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That mile Well, I'm just talking about one.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Like Also, when you do your like little spring cleaning,
a few other things are make sure that you're using
that time to clean your tools properly. So even if
you do if you're a good girl like me and
you wash your makeup brushes rightly, girl, but do a
really really good makeup clean like you now. Sometimes there'll
be a little bit tinted still, like your makeup brushes
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won't be completely back to white. I want you to
get in there and get everything out proper, proper clean yes,
and then wipe down, sanitize all of your hair tools,
wipe down your tweezes you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Like, I get out like a anti back wipe or
a sprays and I wipe like everything, I wipe it
all down because it's all powdering, exact foundation dirty.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
And like clean you around your foundation things. Then any
of your storage spaces. Make sure you wipe out your draws,
your bags, your organizers. I'm really good, Like I am
so type B. It's not funny. But when it comes
to my beauty products, I'm so tight.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm so Type A.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And then my my belonging to Type B, yeah, type crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Then rotating seasonal products that's sort of probably more skincare. However,
if you're quite oily and can get away with a
really really thick foundation like Esday, Lord of Doublewaar in winter,
you still might not be able to for spring summer.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wait, no, the other way around, the other way around. Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Think about what products are appropriate for and maybe you
want to reintroduce the coral for spring summer and you
didn't want to wear it in winter.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I just thought of something important. If it's got sunscreening
it and it's old, get rid of it. Oh yeah,
all right. Question number two, Carly slid into our DMS.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Help.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Can someone tell me how to do slick back hair
without completely ruining my hair like I wanted to look,
not like I haven't washed my hair in a week.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
There's a very fine line gully there is, and sometimes
it still might look like or you might.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Have Oh did you just not wash your hair today?
But who cares? That's kind of the vibe.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Sometimes it's meant to not look oily, but it's going
to look sleep a bit wet because it's slick like.
That's just the nature of it. But I think you've
popped here. Are you blonde or brunette? Huge difference, huge difference.
Let me explain that, and then I've got some product recommendations.
So I mean, firstly, you wouldn't ideally want to do
a slicked back look on really clean hair that you
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want to last for days, because today, yeah, your hair
looks amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So clean, it's so clean, but it's more a style.
When you're trying to, you know, skip a day of washing.
I'll go another day without washing because you are going
to use product and to get that slick look.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You can't kind of really undo that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So I would do nice fresh hair or whatever, and
then a day or two before you want to wash,
then we employ this hairstuff. Light and dark hair makes
a big difference. So when hair is light and that's
the removing of color, when hair is dark or dark
and they're depositing color into the hair shaft. So also
just you know shade theory, dark hair will look dirtier
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or shinier or shinier. Shinier, yeah, shinier.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That dark hair gets away with a slick back look
way better.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I do too, because but you're gonna look slick, it's
not gonna look clean, and you're not really going to
get to wear your hair fresh the next day.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Slick back looks great.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
On brunettes, but it will look slick, whereas I think
blondes you can't really see the style as much.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
If that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, So it depends if you're a blonde brunette, So
do it a day before washing. I would say, and
I'm of the personal opinion that it looks better with
the center part. You've done a center part and then
you sort of slick it back, because I think if
you do full slick back, which is still great, but
for me, it really looks like I'm trying to disguise
dirty hair. And when I had longer hair, I of
course did this, but I think with the center part
and then sort of slick back, it still looks a
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bit of a style. That's my opinion.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
We need to get our gorgeous new video producer in here,
because she's got great haird she and it's like perfectly
slicked with like the middle part.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
She looks absolutely yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I really think. I mean you can even do like
a side part slick great, but the full slickback, like TI,
I mean, it suits some people, but for me it
just looks too and it's very I look like I
look bloke that's about to rob someone. Sometimes I try
and then I'll see a photo of myself and I think.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh no, no that was or like were you just
you escaped jail?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You went to try to do? I just put my class.
I know, It's just I don't know it's like the
way that I don't know. I just don't. It's not
a vibe for me.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, well you look good today, so what you use matters.
It's all about the brush, all about rome. Let me
open my product recommendations because they're very good.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I don't even have specific recommendations because the last really
good slickbackbrusher ball was just a really affordable beard brush.
I forget where I got it from. It'll be in
another episode, but it was so like it was ten
dollars or something. But the bristles are just so coarse
and hard that not one little flyway is going to
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smuggle out and make an appearance.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I agree, you need the right brush. You don't want
your wide tooth or whatever. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
O tangle teaser.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, No, I agree. The ox or oxx whatever Kmart
hair kiss styling brush is amazing. It is a combination
of really dense bristles at the bottom, that there and
then that stick you used to get your centerpart and
six dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'm going to buy.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That next lunchtime. Then I've got and then I've got
some product recommendations. Look, a few months ago I did
recommend the very best ever product for a slicked Backlook
what was it?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Lubricant?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's so good sexual lubricant of you know, like of
your bed, not car lubricant. It's amazing because it stays soft.
But again, you're gonna have to wash your hair.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I still haven't tried that.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, well I need to just nice try spots Away.
You just get your loue bout and use it for that.
Eleven has smoothed me out Flyway hair balm. I really
like it because again, it doesn't set and go crunchy.
I have another recommendation for you if I have a
feeling that this lovely lady is trying to then wear
her hair normally the next day, so things you could
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try either the color WAW or the Alnet.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
This is a bit of a spender or a sabe.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Brushable hairspray, So hairspray is gonna dry and go a
bit crunchy, but brushable means once you brush your hair,
it literally brushes out, so you could give that a go.
Another option that it doesn't feel super hard. No, it
does that, like you won't you have a curl? Yes, yes,
it's amazing. I love brushable hairspray that I often use
it too. It's not a stronghold. It's brushable, but it'll
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get you that it'll you know, tame it or another
trick I've recently discovered as a byproduct of having a child.
My son has great hair and we use the No
Nasty Kid's Hair Gel.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And it's a kid's hair gel.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It's all organic or whatever, who cares, but it's brushable
but holds his hair up in it as a gel. Right,
So I'm sometimes doing my hair. I don't really do
slick back with this short anymore, but I do try
and get my mulet to go in and sometimes I've
just gone to did it with his hairjel it and
it's brushable. It's a brushable hairjel because it's for kids,
so you don't want a kid to go to bed
or whatever trying.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
To wash it out.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's brushable, but it's a gel which is a more
malleable texture than a hair spray. So it's called the
No Nasties Kid's Hair Gel, and I reckon that would
be really good for getting the look, but then at
night you can brush it out.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Another thing is she mentioned she doesn't want to damage
her hair. There was some conversations on the internet a
couple of years ago. Sophia Richie did this really viral
slicked back hair tutory. I might be wrong, so I
do apologize in advance. It's just popped into my brain.
A bunch of hairdressers sort of were stitching the video
and saying, actually, please don't do this because it was
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to pull it back while it's really wet. And then
because this you're putting a lot of tension on the
strands if you're slicking it back and then putting a
hair tie in when it's it's wet.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So don't do that.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yes, I mean when you're on holidays, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is like an every don't do it every day.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And that's important too, because if you've you've got really
wet hair and you've slipped it back quite often, you
are kind of creating a moist microbiome where your hair
is trapped in it's wet, and it can get bit gross.
Another thing is you just need to be careful of tension.
So if you're doing the same slipped back all the time,
particularly pulling for the temples, you will start to get
I mean, the tension is just going to cause breakage,
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So try not to do the same.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Look in the mid crown.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yes, and just even just what you do to this bit.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A lot of the time, you know, we hear about
postpartum hair loss, but oftentimes it's also because I'm just
doing that and putting your hair back and it causes
tension and pulls the hair out. Ye, So mix up
your hairstyles in general. I'd love to hear how you go.
If you try lube, please let me know I had
all of you. If I got long hair, I would
do a demo on this show Beauty Bite, what sy
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beauty bit, missus.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I think that I've probably talked about this show before.
It's actually a show. I was thinking, Oh, I thought
you meant our show. No, no, no, it's a television
show for my makeup lovers.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I was thinking about it the other day and
then I thought, I'm going to talk about this on
the pod because if I have talked about it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Before, it's been a long time. I do nothing's being
going to be the show.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Glow Up on Netflix is one of my all time
favorite shows, and it's also a very under the radar show.
The latest SERVEM haven't even made its way to Australia.
It's kind of like reality TV, but without any of
the drama. It's just a bunch of makeup artists that
compete in really cool challenges to get.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Semi and bell ringing. But maybe I've seen the ad.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, and so it's Master Chef for Makeup exactly, so
if you are.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
But this isn't a wedding bridle.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Look, this is editorial the most No, it's like editorial
might be the challenge one week and they get to
work with a really famous photographer who then.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is the guest judge.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And then is it like sci fi?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, or special effects makeup? So really yeah, that's what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
But it's also about their creative process coming up with
a really unique, original look and they'll have.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two three hours to do these looks. Is it American
it's UK? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
They should have been Australian version and we can be
the judges.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh my, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Maybe there's not a big enough market for it, because
I think that's is why White doesn't get renewed, and
to tell people about it for actual like makeup lovers,
but that love the artistry, yes, behind makeup.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You need to watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It just it is honestly just one of my the
pure talent and creativity because it come buy you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh yeah, we're our lovely friend cleans out her makeup.
She should put that on in the background.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Exactly because it is You don't need to watch the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
The second screen. Now, you can always do that while
you're doing something.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
And then you look towards the phone or whatever you're
watching it on while like when they're saying, oh my god,
like let's look at this.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Like how people watch us on YouTube exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's on like it is just such a good show.
It's on Netflix. I know it.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I got a great record. Sometimes I just rewatch my
favorite episodes or seasons.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Can you do that when you come and clean my makeup?
Yeah yeah, and I'll or just show you some of
my favorite looks, even.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Like no, no, I want, I'm gonna watch it all right, Mile.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Garland, you would and oh yeah, yeah, like she's one
of the judges.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh my god, I'm going home toat to right now.
After we go to cam out to get the brush.
My beauty bite is twofold. Don't always do what I do.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Do as we say, not as we do.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Well, sometimes don't even do as I yeah, okay, whatever,
read the instructions. I don't read instructions. I'm a bit
of a rebel because I'm I'm a beauty expert. I
know how to do things. So I saw everyone frothing
over the dermal Therapy crystal deodorant on the world Wide Web,
so of course I went on Amazon next day fabulous,
and I was like, I know how to use deodorant.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Ow I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
To be fair as if you would ever think you
need to read instructions for deodorant.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
A week later, after I've ripped, well not really ripped,
but it's just done nothing. You have to have wet armpits,
so you get out of the shower or bath or
if you're not in that step, you can just wet
it because it's aluminium free. But it's phenomenal. And also,
you know what I like about it is I mean,
even though well we're more covered up in winter, but
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I still am really good at getting yoda and all
of everything. If I've done the white or the cream,
it's really really good because it's clear you wet, you
wet your under arms, then you go and it doesn't
go on your clothes, and it just really is good.
And I see what the kids are talking about. But
for a week I thought.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a ripping folio.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yes, so obviously you can just I've even when I've
touched up my yoda and throughout the day, I just
use a face mist.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I think that sometimes brands, though, if it is so
far from what people would generally do.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I need to put wet meat on, thank you. That's
what I wet your pitch because sterbo.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Therapy usually just is what it is. You just open
it and do it. It's a foot bar, it's a
whatever bray foot barm anyway. I so read the instruction.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Would you ever think you need to yeah, I think
general therapy put it on your lid, wet your.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Pit, wet your pit like or come with ost pit needed. Yeah,
don't want to sweat moist your pit anyway. The second
part of that is sometimes I just go roke because
I again just do what I want.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So long term not saving lives, well, but long term surgeon's.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Going no oh no no, no, no no no no.
I would not go into surgery and do what I want.
Long term listeners know that I've been on a bit
of a tonail journey because I'm very clumsy and I
run around and I kick my toes like same with fingers.
As an ADHD thing, we've got no special awareness and
a rush. So after that, I had acrylic toenails because
I had to do that, kicked them off. When I
bought the Kmart toenails, They're great, the glue sucks. They
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kept flying off, so I used real life super glue
to glue on my Camart toenails.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Excellent. Turns out most people would have just worn a boot.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, it's coming into summer set. I'm freaking out. Guess
what happened, Kelly. I suffocated my toenails. They all felt
like my two big toenails.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Have fallen off of yuck, yuck, yuck.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So I went deep into it. And you can do that,
Like everyone's like, don't get schillac or a crilic or
anything for too long because your nail actually sort of
it doesn't breathe, but it needs you know, it's anyway,
my two big toenails have completely fallen off, so maybe
nail glue is different to super glue for a good reason.
And now I'm researching what I'm gonna do, and then
these tea moo toes came up. They're like a whole
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toe with a nail, such a little latex toe. I'm
gonna have to do that for summer.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Because toenails grow so slow.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
They really don't compared to fingernails.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, mine, I'm starting from trap to take your by
the glow.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm taking that's true. I'm starting from scratch. I have
just skin stubs.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh no, yuck. Please read.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Read the directions and do not use household glue on
your body.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thank you for joining us. And if you see the
Ada in public and she's not wearing a pot you
don't understand, don't look at it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I'm very lucky going to Hamilton Island and for the
weekend in a few weeks. I am freaking out.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Your tea moo toes.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
But Dieter help me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I can't your team move toes?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I think Also, I don't know if that's true about
I've had gel on my fingernails and form of jack.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
But my point is also like that's made for nails.
I use household super glue. But guys, if anyone knows
what I can do, like, I think I'm gonna have
to get crocs and with them in the water.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
All right, we will be off to Kmart and then
what are we doing after that? You're going to.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Clean my thing? Oh yeah, and I'm gonna show you
my watching balgala.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And I know you hate feet, so I can't wait
to show you.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
My note on it.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I don't if you get your feet out, I'll leave
your house and not. I really I hate feet with
the passion. So the idea of a hoof without a
toenail on it just no, I'm not looking.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I'll cry. Thank you for joining us on your beauty.
Don't forget if.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You wanted to see all of that glory. We have
our own you beauty, But prom YouTube channel can not
be included. If anyone wants to see my tonails, DM
me and I'll charge you a dollar.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
If you're listening, you please charge at least one hundred
so I can get new tone.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
If you're listening, thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
If you're watching, thank you, And we'll be back on Friday.
And we're gonna call this episode Lee's tamute. But h