Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections

Mother and Daughter drove Cross Country to give out Illegal Butt Injections

Episode Transcript

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One o seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories. Stalt that,
y'all all stop line giving update onPresley's cruise here in just a little
bit, looking forward to that Apriltwenty seventh, mark that one down on
the old calendar cruiser, Presley fightingt cell and FOMA. That's a tough
one, uh, but maybe agood reason to get out. Get out

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the old hot ride, modern musclecar, pick him up, chuck motorcycle,
whatever, and get plugged in.It's gonna be fun cruise, all
right. So jerkin Texas Ben,He goes to a restaurant on April first,
tipped one hundred dollars on a twentyseven dollars bill. Oh very nice.
No it's not because he signed it. Then all over the receiver he
wrote April fool's dummy, no tipfor you. Oh what a d bag,

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right? I think as a asa restaurant person, you you would
go through and put it through asif you didn't see that riding all over
it and let him deal with thebank afterwards. Make it his problem.
That is a jerk move. It'sa terrible move, isn't it. Oh
looks like ninety nine cent only stores, shutting down three hundred and seventy one

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locations. Oh no, yeah,that business model just doesn't work anymore.
Oh see, tied POD's being recalledbecause they have a faulty zipper track which
can split open, make it easierfor kids open. You't got protect them
kids. Oh so recall them tiedpods. So as an adult with no
kids, I don't need to worryabout it. No, okay, so

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this is kind of funny. Vigilatingjustice. New York homeowner set a trap
to catch a porch pirate because hehad so many things thrown over his ports.
Okay, well, that porch pirateshowed up. Guess what the homeowner
greeting with a baseball bat sump damn. Eight men operated a beer heights ring

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the swipe case of Corona and Modella, especially valued at one hundred of thousands
of dollars, and they would havegot by whether it had not been for
those meddling kids. Fifty one yearold men in Ireland appeared in court completely
naked and refused to wear it clothesafter his emotional support cat went missing during

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a trafficsop arrest. They had toteach him a lot going on in that
headline, right, that's like aFlorida man's story. Nope, I'm not
wearing clothes until my cat shows backup. Like, what's the correlation there?
Uh? Oh well, fifty sixyear old man hiding in a trash

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can try to kidnap a woman inNew York. Thankfully the victim was able
to break free. Cobb cops,What the hell is the deal with all
these weirdos hiding trash can trying tokidnap a woman? What are you gonna
do with her when you're kidnapped?I got you? Now? Wait what

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do I do now? Right?A former teacher and counselor in Virginia named
Lillian Orlitch. She passed away lastmonth, ninety five years old. She
left her school district that she wasa teacher in for so many years.
She led them a million dollars.Wow. She worked there for sixty seven
years and then retired until she waseighty nine. And she just said,

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boo, here you go, here'sall your money back. Right. Can't
imagine she even made a million dollarswhile working there. I know, but
there you go. I had tobe a big surprise. Let's see him
man arrested. This happened in TokyoPark in Japan. The police department arrested
a fifty six year old man insome tsunami word park or something for allegedly

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rubbing his buttocks against the water tap. The man has admitted to the charge,
saying he he well did it tosatisfy his sexual desire at two twenty
in the morning. Oh wow,sexual desire with um water spicket and just

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rub it is well, never mind, I won't leave you with that visual.
It's just nasty, all right.There's a there's a rude this guy
Kylie Klile Good. Okay, Ikill lile k I l y l e
kill Yeah, I guess kill alGood. Never heard that name Killisle.

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It's a wild name anyway. Yeah, okay, we'll call him Kyle.
I think that first. Well Lyleis just as kill. I don't know.
I know that's a different name.Okay, uh. Anyway, he's
a Dirk. He's a thirty fouryear old man from Pennsylvania and apparently the

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Stormers, known as the Barnstormers playthe Clipper magazines play a Clipper Magazine stadium
in Lancaster, and they reported multipleitems missing, including a digital projector,
Alexis smart speaker, a team manager, Bluetooth speaking around two hundred and twenty
bucks from the swear Jar. Oh, the swear Jar. Yeah ooh the

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thief vossel snag the cfo's credit card, attempted to make multiple charges. It
was declined on a twenty six dollarscab ride. It wasn't a hard depending
on this dummy. He worked forthe team for a while. There's security
footage of him taking all the items. Uh. He's been on the run
for the last year. He finallygot arrest in New York. He's been

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extradited to face these charges. Sohe was on the run from the swear
Jar staff or something different. Ohyeah, I guess from that. Wow,
Okay, yeah, say. He'sbeen on the run for the last
year. Spent last year on therun. He's finally arresting New York last
week. Is being extra dighted tothe lancash and face these charges. Two

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hundred and twenty dollars for the teamswear Jar. Fu the mucka. Uh,
that's funny, but he did getyou know, smart speaker charge maybe
with a credit card deal. Maybethat's a big t I was gonna say,
for two hundred and twenty dollars,you might lay low, But I
don't know about going on the run. You kind like going on the run

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is gonna cost you more than twohundred and twenty bucks, depending where you're
gonna end up. Well, Imean maybe he uh he cashed in on
that. Let's see what else youget here on the Alexa smart speaker scoop,
Oh, okay, yeah, andthe digital projector cash value at the
ponds for about fifty bucks. Fortydollars, maybe forty dollars you got of

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that? Hilarious. A man onTikTok has a hotel hack for you.
He says, do not leave thetwo brush out if you don't staff using
your toothbrush to clean the bathrooms.Lavelle Jackson is this man's name. He
stayed at Mandalay Bay in Vegas.He said the staff used his toothbrush to

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clean the bathroom. Wow. Imean that's a nice place to stay,
yeah, he says. How didhe know? He says, as soon
as it hit my mouth, Iyanked it out of the brushes would crazy
soft? All outside brushes were pushedout and the inside brushes were all over
the place. It was very obvious, he says, very obvious. So
he complained it tastes like cleaner.He complained at the hotel was nasty to

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him about it. Ultimately they offeredhim a fifty dollars credit and a new
toothbrush. He considers it a slapin the face. Oh, come on,
you got a new toothbrush out ofit. The video has gone viral.
The comments many people say they hidetheir toothbrush at hotels and they don't
have the staff come in to cleantheir rooms during the stay. There's no

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comment from Mandalay Bay their parent companyMGM Resorts Internet, So it's just a
crazy accusation. He didn't didn't haveanything to prove it. They he definitely
use my toothbrush, Like what elseyou want, dude? Probably the hooker
that he got the night before thatused the toothbrush and she didn't use it
on her teeth, if you knowwhat it was saying, all right.

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A mother and her eighteen year olddaughter accused of travel across the country to
give illegal butt injections for six thousanddollars. Oh. This woman, fifty
six years old, Consuela Mario delbauher eighteen year old daughter Isabella del Baux.
They were planning on doing injections,injections to oh it says, of

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an unlabeled brown liquid. Yeah,I just shoved that right into the old
buttocks. What are you crazy?Uh? Anyway, they said they were
going to inject this unlabeled brown liquidinto the butt of a customer on Wednesday.
However, they did know the customerwas an undercover. Ope, sir.

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They gave xanax to the officer torelax before the injection. Oh okay,
who can't do that? She paidsix thousand dollars in cash for the
procedure and then boom they got busted. Uh. Both in charged for unlawfully
practicing medicine with that license. TheSuez was also charged of delivering the controlled

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substance called aprizolamb Uh. She said, this is conzuela, she says.
Believe me. Everything I do,I do it in my heart and everybody
who knows me, they know me. Yeah, that's a good statement for
injecting an unlabeled brown liquid. Goand then somebody's butt. You should see

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these two as well. Their facesthey look like you know that character in
Saul that rides out with the maskon the tricycle. You know, they
look like that with a big oldpuffy like brown liquid injected cheese. They
just don't have the little swirls onthe cheeks. Yeah. I mean,
but their cheeks are in action,bro, They're like, whoa, They're

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right in the zone though. Apparently. Uh sculpture, which is what a
lot of people use for the buttlifts. Uh huh. That runs you
between five and seven thousand dollars fora uh for a procedure. Dude,
this is some concoction they were makingout back man with some quick creep so
like you know, Jurgen's lotion.I throw a little hairjel in there.

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What a good consistency? Yeah?Does this feel like a butt to you?
I feel like you do a lotof squats, nasty dude. Yeah,
nothing wrong with that. Ladies.I hate to disappoint you, but
you're gonna have to get out thereand just done it the hard way.
We love your butt just the wayit is. Yeah, yeah, if
you want it bigger, there's otherthings besides brown unlabeled gelatinous good. Yeah,

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that you're injecting in your booty.That's just not that's not right on
any level, I feel like,best case scenario that was gravy. Yeah,
you can see kind of gravy,maybe like those little like the beef
chip hot package you heat up inthe microwave. Or's some bowlying water to

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pour over you toasted bread, Ohokay, yeah, something like that.
You wanted some kind of consistency ifsomeone with some lumps in it, maybe
stirring a package of the jello.Yeah, it's like a lumpy oatmeal.
Uh no, one, I'll beable to tell you how to butt injection,
right right, so natural, Sonatural looks good too,