Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers

Woman scammed by a guy, claiming to be Aaron Rodgers

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine kbp I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stot
y'all all stop line stupid stories broughtyou by deal s T I h L.
That's right. Uh. A couplethings in the news. I love
this National high five Day. Wegotta find somebody unsuspected, Like who can

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we roll up and just be likesurprise high five. I just knuckle bumped
Brett Saunders out in the hall.But it's not National Bump Day. You
heard him? No, No,we're gentle, little gentle knucklebot. There
are those people that are way aggressivewith their knucklebots. Those are my dogs
right there, the knucklebusters. Owman the word. All right, let's

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get to do These men. Acouple in Florida. They came back from
three week trip to Switzerland over toT mobile. Dude. The t mobobil
was one hundred and forty three thousanddollars. Oh wow, yeah, one
hundred and forty three thousand dollars.What isn't seen in it? I think?
So? Is that all roaming charges? Yeah? They use nine point

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five kickabytes of roaming data while overseas. Ooh, they are probably just using
it as normal, just surfing Facebookand sure yeah, ooh, dude,
one hundred and forty three thousand dollarscome on T mobile canceled the charge.

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Looks like they're also reminded people toknow the travel details they're playing. Yeah,
I guess so. It seems crazythough. A high school student Ohio
missed out on the senior prom aftergetting suspended over bringing a bag of corn
chips to school. Corn chips.Yeah, See, the snack's not permitted
because teacher has some do you hearallergic reactions to it? The signs detailing

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the rule, the parents and studentssign a form acknowledging the rule. And
she brought corn chips. You can'tbring corn chips in school? What do
you think this is snack time?So, yeah, now she's missing out
on prom. I think that's alittle aggressive. Yeah, does she mean
to do it? It was anaccident? Was she throwing the corn chips

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at the teacher? That's just wrongshowering her in corn chips ol, especially
if this was like a first offense. They're not playing with the first defense
though, I guess not. Imean, no prom, no prom for
you. But she's a senior juniorsays she's a senior who seems a little

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much. I don't know about you. How else are you supposed to lose
your virginity? I'd go all carryon that prom, but with cornships instead
of pigs blood, right, corntip everywhere women in Indiana was arrested.
I had to call nine to oneone complain that a drug dealer sold her
a bad batch of meth. Andthis woman she didn't call once. She

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called over and over and over,and finally they were like, all right,
you know what, bring it downhere, we'll test it for you.
Well, it turns out that themyth was good. Oh, and
she got arrested. Did she narkon her drug dealer as well? You
know that's what they're gonna have.Won't you just tell us a little bit
more about your drug dealer? Right? Who is this guy that gave you
this bad mouth? Uh? Huh? A man in Korea fought a missing

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person's report after his girlfriend wouldn't returnhis calls. Come on, man,
oh ghosted? Huh huh huh?She was found Oh, just two hours
later. The man is now lookingat a fee of over five hundred dollars
and up to a month in jail. They don't mess around with false reporting.

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But am I in jail doesn't haveto worry about the girl the girl
problem anymore. Yeah, yeah,she's not waiting on you, bro,
She is not waiting on you.Not that one month. Nope, nope,
No, not gonna happen, noteven the two weeks with good behavior,
Nope, not even a day.Eight year old is found driving a

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car in downtown Saint Louis on Monday, eight h eight years old. Here's
the best part. Mom, Momwas sleeping in the back seat. Oh
wow, just sleeping it out,Just too mom for little joy, Right,
that's all. A Target employee wenton TikTok to complain about how to
close an tire store, nearly aloneand just her second month on the job.

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See this what kills me? Man? What so? What? How
difficult does it close a Target?I mean, do you really have to
do more than lock a few doorsand push a few buttons? Right?
If she's expected to stock all theshelves, that's one thing, it's another
ef you have overnight stockers for that. She gotta close. Its all I
ever't forbid to see and look.I don't know why young people think it's

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smart to go online and complain abouta job because you know who sees views
a lot of your stuff too.The next person is looking to hire you,
and the next person ain't gonna hireanybody who's on you know, on
video and TikTok, just bitching themoney about. You know, responsibilities.
Guess what, that's how you succeedin life. People give you responsibilities,

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and you know what, sometimes responsibilitiesare tough, So what suck it up,
shut up and do your job.God man, what's wrong with people
nowadays? Now? I know hersituation is different than mine, but I've
seen opportunity knocks enough times to knowthat that's that's my fantasy is closing a
target, and well Jennifer Connelly hasto be there as well, but oh

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absolutely right, a little pony,yeah, riding a little penny horse.
Boom boom boom boom. Anyway,but seriously, how tough it's closing the
target. And why he gotta goonline and start bitching about you know about
all, oh all, can't believethey're having me do this. You know
he's gonna see that the next personis looking to higher you are think gonna

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be like, oh this hid Thisperson just hates everything that's thrown away when
it comes to responsibility. All right. So Toronto's Raptor player John Tay Porter,
which I gotta tell you that he'sbrother of Denver Nuggets forward Michael Porter
Junior. So it's close to homein some ways, this dude, I

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gotta tell you, man, Thankgod Michael got a got all the brains
because John Tay is an idiot,I mean, absolutely dumber. And listen
what this guy did. He's beenbanned for a life from the NBA Pete
Rose treatment. Yeah. Man,So the league pro found that he disclosed

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confidential information to sport better and hewagered on games, even betting on the
Raptors to lose the team he playsfor. Oh dirty. He's the second
person that's been banned documents Adam Silverfor violating league rules. The other is
now the former Los Angeles Clippers ownerDonald Sterling in twenty fourteen. So he

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says yesterday the statement, there's nothingmore important than protecting the integrity of the
NBA competition for a fans of teamsand everybody associated with a sport, which
is why John Tay Porter's blatant violationsof our gaming rules are being met.
The most severe punishment possible. Theleague determined that Porter gave a better information

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on his own health status prior toa game. He said that another individual
he relayed information too, known tobe an NBA better, placed an eighty
thousand dollars bet that Porter would nothit the numbers set for him in parlays
through an unlined sportsbook. The betwould have won one point one million dollars.

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But they did it so blatantly itjust showed up on the soy they
give a report at the end ofeach week on whose whose bets paid off
and whose bets didn't make the line. And you know, in some cases
paid off on that instance too.And this is where they busted it.
Yeah, like mattress Mack when hecomes to town and places a two million

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dollar bet, they usually post thatup and say this is our big bet
of the week. Yeah. Sothis moron was betting on his own team,
and then he would he would beton his own team to lose and
for him not to hit a certainpoint total, he would you know,
he wasn't a starter, but heaveraged about thirteen fourteen minutes a game.

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Well, it took himself out afterlike two we were to have three minutes
to play. It was like,I don't feel good, and they lost,
So, yeah, you can seewhy this guy was. He was
throwing the games. Pete Rose didn'tbet against the Reds when he was in
right, he never bet against histeam. He just bet on other teams.

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This guy's betting against his team tolose and actually taking his own ass
out of the game. Right,That was the only violation. There were
like thirteen violations where you know,he was busted doing this. One of
them was a three point one whereit was basically he stopped taking three point

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shots. He just passed the ballinstead. Yeah, because the under on
threes. Right, it's just wildto see how they broke down. You
know, the league also determine theporter placed thirteen bets on NBA games using
somebody else's betting count. The betsranged from you know, like fifteen to

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twenty dollars to twenty two thousand dollars. Total wager fifty four ninety four dollars,
generated payout seventy six thousand dollars netwinning of twenty two thousand dollars.
So he was doing fairly decent onthe betting, but he was doing it
by taking his own self out ofthe game and out of you know,

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three point shooting and you know,not hitting the numbers. Unfortunately, most
of the bets were underperforming bets,not over performing. Sure, sure,
well, he'll have plenty of timeto place bets. Now, what a
idiot. A woman in Brazil facingserious charges after she wheeled her very very
dead uncle into the bank. Straightup, we get at Bernie Saal tried

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to take out a thirty five onehundred dollar loan in his name. The
bank teller got it all on video. The man is clearly no longer with
us, but the niece kept talkingto him as if he was alive and
tried to help him out on thepaperwork. That's creepy as hell. Oh
yeah, she was holding up hishead the entire time. This dude's dead

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and she's too. Yeah, she'sdoing all the Yeah, let me help
him, son, I mean whatthe tailor said. His skin tone looked
a little off and he was oddlyquiet. But the woman claim he's just
that way. Doesn't say that much. He's dead, and employees called the

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cops. They showed up the restof her. The man she brought it
was identified as a sixty eight yearold guy who apparently died several hours earlier.
Hours so quite fresh. Okay,it's not even clear she's really his
niece. Could face charges of fraudand puzztment abuse of a corpse. It's
kind of funny, man, That'swhat it just last? Was it?

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Last month? In Ohio? Twowomen in Ohio got arrested after they propped
up with dead guy in their carwent through the bank's drive through. It's
similar to that. I don't knowwhy people think that would work, especially
when you're winning him in you gethim assigned, like the bank teller's talking
to him all the while we're insunglasses. What woman Ohio was robbed by

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a person claiming to be Aaron Rodgers. They met on a messaging app called
Viber. She and Aaron Rodgers AaronRodgers talked for a couple of months.
She was confident it was him becausethe profile picture had a photo of Aaron
Rodgers wearing a Green Bay Packers atHe's currently with the New York Jets.

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Anyway, she said, he quotetalked about himself personally whatever that entails,
so sure he was legit. Anyway, she gave him her driver's license info,
social security number, and bank accountdetails because she was sure it was

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Aaron Rodgers. Why would you giveAaron Rodgers that he's worth at least one
hundred and fifty million dollars, that'shis current contract. Look, I know
scoop and that would make some peoplewonder why Aaron would need this random Ohio
woman's bank accounts. Well, he'dsay things to her like, I'll send
you ten thousand dollars to help youmove out of your apartment, but first

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you need to send me eight hundreddollars and I need to send it to
my lawyer's wife. What my lawyer'swife. Yeah, that's who we had
to send it to. Uh huh. The police are investigating is so clear.
To make any headway. In themeantime, they told her to block
Aaron on all social media, freezeall accounts, change passwords, monitor credit

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all that stuff, and don't gointo any jets games. Yeah. Look,
I will tell her if she losesany money. Here's the deal.
I'm nice enough cover losses. I'ma cover losses. She just needs to
venmo my wife's lawyer a thousand dollarsfirst with all her info. What what's

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wrong people? Aaron Rodgers like that. I feel like most people would see
that go that that's the screams face. If Elon Musk is asking you for
money, probably not Elon Musk.Problem. You're sending this to my wife's
lawyer, which one cuz that's ridiculous. All right. And finally, ISIS

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terrorists taking a superhuman drug that makeshim fairly aggressive. Yeah, so much
so. There were charging it tanks. Oh, it is how the Born
ultimatum was done. Uh, allright, So ISIS has been flooded with

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party drugs. It's made the terroristsfeel super human. Apparently it looks like
a drug called cat captigone. Captagoneis that with a C or a cat
a C. It puts users inthe unique state of euphoria, he explained.
They call it the terrorist drug becauseit gives you a sense of invincibility.

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They give to ISIS fighters and unbelievabledoses. These guys would feel like
they were superhuman. They physically chargeafter tanks. It looks like they're using
the old facilities that made saren gasthe nerve agent. They're apparently using the

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old equipment and buildings and facilities tomake this new drug. But look,
it's all you It's all you needis a bunch of hopped up ice of
dudes on CAPTI goone makes them feelsuperhuman and invincible. Yeah that sounds pleasant.
Don't you want to fight somebody thatfeels I don't know, I thinks

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they're invincible superhuman. That's never anygood. If you're in a tank and
they're just pounding, right, justblow his ass up.