Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs. Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.

Vandals destroy 25 Pink VW Bugs.  Then Twerked on the Hoods of the Cars.

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One nine KVP I and your showtime for stupid stories. Stop y'all all
stop. Yeah you are stup storiesbrought to you by steal steal Dealers dot
Com. So I don't know aboutyou, guys, how do you feel
about pocket watches? You know,the old school round when click and the

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face opens. You always see themin like old timey movies. You know,
it's just something from the past,right, They were like a thing
pocket watch? Sure, so youprobably have one in your family of some
heirloom, do you, guys?You have some? I don't. I
don't recall it last time I sawa pocket watch past. I think my

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uncle Jimmy might have had one whenI was a kid. But for a
minute, they were like this.Uh, they were like this thing.
Yeah, our family, as faras I remember, my grandpa and my
dad, they were watches. Yeah. Well, a pocket watch owned by
the richest passenger on Itanic. Itjust sold. Now, they were expecting

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the Oxen houses expecting it to sellfor like one hundred and fifty grand.
Okay, it sold for a recordone point four to six million dollars.
Wow for a pocket watch. WHOA, that's insane. PEPSI had to recall
a bunch more soda because of anothersugar mix up. A couple weeks together,

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they realized a bunch of their zerosugar ginger all was load with sugar.
Now they got thousands and thousands ofcases of other Pepsy products they were
supposed to have, you know,sugar in it that that didn't for whatever
reason. So look, Pepsi's goteverything twisted. American Airlines kept mistaking one

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hundred one year old woman for ababy. She's born than nineteen twenty two,
but the computer system only knows twentytwenty two, so apparently, yeah,
they wouldn't let the woman fly.She kept having problems trying to fly
because she's so damn old. That'sfunny. A substitute teacher to Oklahoma facing

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chargers for lating seventh grader use hervape pin so the girl would be her
friend. Oh come on, man, you need that much validation from a
seventh grader. It's like, stop, she's the coolest seventh grader in class.
Yeah, she goda use the vapepin, alrighty kareny in Utah got

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arrested. This is kind of funnybecause she yanked the teenagers girls skirt down.
Oh why did she yank a teenagersgirls skirt down? Why? Willie?
Because she thought it was too short? Damn, Karen's going crazy.
Look, it's all getting shorter outthere on both men and women. I

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got a Florida this last week andthere were some dudes that were wearing like,
like booty shorts, and we seenthat for whatever reason, like females
wearing booty shorts has been in forthe last couple of years, and that
it seems to be getting only likemore and more and more and more prominent.
Even at the airport, it waslike, it's totally fine now just
to see the crack of your asswhere the ass ends and the lay begins

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for whatever reason, that's totally fineto show off. Now it's crazy.
What's not fine is going over andyanking him down to cover more up right,
find yourself getting arrested for that.A Snoop dogg got busted in LA
trying to cheat the carpool lane lastweek. Oh come on, Snoop Yeah.
Actually, some guy got put overon Wednesday and he had a Snoop

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dog dummy in his passenger's seat,had hoodie, sunglasses, peel of line.
Think he was using a Snoop dogHalloween mask. The cop we pulled
him over set the photo of itside of the guy with multiple carpool lane
violations. California Highway Patrol posted aphoto on this gam and well it went
viral. Snoop Dogg busted for acarpool lane violation. Uh all right.

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Designer clothing brand in the UK calledit looks like it's pronounced Jordan Luca.
Anyway, it debuted some pre stainedjeans that makes it look like you peed
your pants. Oh this again?Huh yeah. It made the runway debut
last fall, immediately sold out whenthey hit their website, despite the fact

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that they're going for an insane eightone hundred and ten dollars for a pair
of jeans. For a pair ofblue jeans that makes it look like you
peed your pants. I see yourpants for real and save some money.
There's a Lighterwatse two where the stainsaren't quite as obvious. It's the h

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I peed my pants yesterday. Lookthat version is on say for about six
hundred bucks. They sold out too. I mean look, I don't know
why. The opposite like when itcomes to fashion, the opposite of what
should be like, you know,expected is always like the thing that goes

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crazy on stuff like dirty jeans.Like if you got some greasy, oily
holy jeans and you you earn themholes. It's crazy what people like pay
for stuff like that. It's nuts. My parents have a pair of junkos
on a scarecrow in their garden.I was just told my mom, you
know those are worth a couple hundreddollars there vintage junkos. Oh no,

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from the nineties. Yeah, She'slike, oh, I thought those ratty
things were just I'm like, dowdon't. I'm surprised some kid try to
steal them out of the garden yetright, too funny, But yeah,
man, pants that make it looklike you peed your pants eight and ten
dollars? Like, man, Ineed to meet some of these people that

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have that kind of money to spendon stupid stuff like this, dude,
they'll definitely buy lunch. Give mea T shirt looks uh looks all beat
up? Yeah, jeans a eighthundred and ten dollars? Whoa allt to
look like a ped your pants?Which? Oh was that Happy Gilmour?

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Which? Which movie was at?Uh? Billy Madison? Oh yeah,
yeah, have a gilwork off tome, billion master. Everybody's beeting your
pens. It's the cool thing.You're not cool to let you pee your
pants. Look, Billy, didit do? Man in Pennsylvania named Barry
tangered he got two pieces of taxinfo the mail last week. There's a
refund checked in the federal government fornine hundred dollars. Oh, very nice.

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The second piece of tax info hegot mail was a tax bill saying
he still owes the state thirty fourbillion dollars. Ooh ouch, thirty four
billion, five hundred and seventy sixmillion, eight hundred and twenty six thousand,
five hundred and sixty one dollars inseven cents. Perry says he had

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a feeling there might be a littlebit of a problem since he makes less
than one hundred grand a year.Earlier this year, Perry's tax prepared noticed
the mistake on his twenty twenty tworeturn, filed an amendment. He doesn't
know how the thirty four billion errorwas made. Thinks it's a glitch in

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the tax system anyway. The PennsylvaniaDepartment of Revenue said they're working to get
the situation dissolved. Shah thirty fourbillion. Tell me you wouldn't freak out?
That was a kid's like, ohmy god, your heart definitely drops
a little bit just reading that number. It's one thing, oh like you
know three thousand, three hundred.It's another thing that it was thirty four

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billion. You're like, what?All right? A cleaning coming CAUTI forty
called peak sponge cleaning. They ona fleet of twenty five bright colored pink
Volkswagen Bugs early Saturday morning. Therewas a break in and apparently all twenty
five Volkswagen Bugs were vandalized. Ooh. The owner review of the security footage

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saw at least three teenagers three teenagefemales wreaking havoc on the fleet of bugs,
apparently blasting them with the fire extinguisher, etching in the cars, paint,
breaking every headlight on every one ofthe cars. Ooh, but there
was more. Re scoote, butthere's more. Yeah. The footage showed

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the three females twirking on the hoodsof the bugs for whatever reason. Says
maybe because they knew it beyond camera, but yeah, the owner says.
Teams were desecrating the cars for hours. To specify how much time they spent
twirking, but apparently a lot ofit. The team's cars over twenty five

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g's and damage. I mean,for twenty five cars, I would have
thought it'd be a lot bigger thanthat. Actually, well it probably is.
That's just the category, you know, the insurance it goes below twenty
five thousand or twenty five thousand dollarsand above. So it's well, it's
felt because the company says their insuranceclaim was denied because they had previous incidents

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of vandalism there too, and they'renot gonna cover it. So police notice
that etchings include gang signs, whichparently helped them lead oh that's funny,
which up lead them to a fifteenyear old female suspect who's arrested for felony
vandalism. The investigations is still goingone of the chalkers, though, for

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sure. I don't understand whychworking hasbecome a like, I just like the
thing to do if you're doing anythingnefarious, like oh yeah, well let
me break out the tork like it'syour signature. Yeah, everybody goes,
oh, they're tworking on it.I gotta know why it's gonna be mic

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drop, I guess I guess catchme twirking, But whatever seems to be
popular, you don't have to.We're doing trashing these cars, you know
what we need to do to workon them? Like who does that?
Like whenever you do anything bad,the first thing you think about doing tworking.
Not me personally, but yeah,but these people are barely Yeah,

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it's like, oh, you knowwhat we need to do now twirk in
the hoods because that has show them