Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla

Man has 200,000 Dollars stolen out of the back of his Tesla

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One oh seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories stol. Yeah,
yeah, you are stores, butyou buy steel and steel Dealers dot
Com. So let's get into it. There's a new interactive map that ranks
every county in America from drunkest todriest. You get what do you get

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paid for? I have the Coloradostats? Okay, all right, A
lot of heavy drinkers, looks likein Wisconsin for sure. Oh, I
think we could have called that one. What do you got for us?
So the uh, the drunkest countyhere in Colorado is Denver, with twenty
four point ninety two percent of thepopulation over drinking on occasion. Uh.
Gunnison is number two, Larimer,Jefferson Route, Garfield, and the driest

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counties here are Costilla County, PerfanoCounty, and Custer County and they're about
fourteen percent. Okay, so Wisconsin'shigh school list, yes, what was
their numbers? Twenty four percent?I think they had some counties that were

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in the thirties. Who but look, there's a lot of reasons to drink
up there. The average of allof Colorado is twenty one point four to
one percent. All right, Soabout one in five people here drinks heavily
on occasion. Yes, such arandom, kind of vague way to throw
a stat out right, here's howmany people consider themselves a heavy drinker on

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occasion. Anyway, please sit.Maryland arrested a road rager who fired shots
at two cyclists were participated in acharity event. Like damn, wow,
oh it's crazy man, people justbe popping out guns left the right.
I saw this dumbass road raging.I follow a couple of dumb road rage
things on Instagram, and you knowthis dude that road rage got out.

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I started cracking this dude's window,hitting this dude through the window, and
this guy had a gun in hiscar. He's like, well, fear
for my life. Straight up.Pow pow, pal shot the dude.
It's like, damn, that's theworld we live in now. Man,
it's crazy. Woo, y'all justbe careful. Uh. Anyway, let's

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see this dude Miami was caught hidingsnakes in his pants. I thought that
was kind of funny. It's justbecause if you're thinking of anywhere to hide
him, like, don't you realizesnakes in your pants, especially right there
by the that's gonna draw a lotmore things moving around there draw his attention,
right, Like, I don't understandwhat part about snake slithering and slathering

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moving around in a bag. It'snot gonna draw attention. Damn you're stupid
god anyway, I didn't want theseguys to jinx it. There's an airport
in Japan. Sellar ceparate a bigmilestone. It's never lost a piece of
luggage in thirty years. I feellike they're destined to lose one now.

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See. You should have just beenlike, hey, congratulations, send a
little inner office memo. You shouldmake a big to do about it,
because it guess what's gonna happen.You're gonna lose the damn piece of luggage
right in thirty years. That's animpressive run. That is impressive. Smuckers
has announced in a trigguing new diftflavor Peanut butter and chocolate flavored spread.

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Ooh okay, what these dudes releasinga Reese cup but then spread it on
whatever you want. You can tooafter you microwave Recee cup for a second
too. Somebody stole a Smoky Bearsign in Montana. Bring back the damn
smoky bear sign, or at leastthe equivalent thereof bring back of God's Jilo
sign says no for as fire asI don't care, bring back something.

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Thes in Seattle stole one hundred poundssmoked salmon from a fish market. It's
funny because the fish market owner said, that's how good our salmon are.
He's so good, you'll steal itto game. Yeah, he's so good
people stealing it. I'm like,well, he's not lying. Sounds like
an invitation almost, you know,it's almost like, oh, challenge accepted.

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You know, that sounds almost likean invite. All right, So
Pennsylvania mans, this is kind offunny. He's pleading for the safe return
of his beloved emotional support alligator namedWally Gator Wallygator Walligator. Joey Henney stated
that the alligator was taken from hisenclosure on April twenty first, while the

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two were visiting Henny's friends in Georgia. He wrote that the pet gator was
nabbed by somebody who likes to dropalligators off into somebody's yard to terrorize them.
Added, the walligator was then takenby the trapper Carba Coba Department of
National Resources. The emotional video.The emotional video he posted up dog My

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Wallygator back, It's the alligator broAlligator emotional support. Reptile was even running.
I guess he was in the runningto be America's favorite pet because he
visited senior living facilities and in thelast couple of years. Twenty nineteen,

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he said in an interview that he'sjust like a dog. He wants to
be loved and petted. Hold up, man, hold up? Would you
trust that dog by your infant child? I would trust like I got a
pit bull. I would trust thatthat dog by infant in a heartbeat,
because I've seen what he does.Yoda, not around kids, right,

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you know what? You would definitelynot trust around your infant. A pet
alligator guaranteed anyway. While he wasapparently rescued in Florida, it looks like
congregations gators were set to be destroyedto make room for a development. When
he took Whalley Home Pencilvania, theyoung gator was just fourteen months old.
He's about a foot and a halflong. He said, Wally gators like

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a puppy dog to me. Hewould just follow us around the house.
He post up a social media postwith a reward with a safe return of
Wally with no questions ask. Apparentlyhe like to have his tongue rubbed.
He would open his mouth up andsomebody with some guts started rubbing his tongue.
M h. Turns out he likedit. We've all played that game

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before. Just put it on thetongue, just touch it to just didn't
put it put it on tongue.Hell no, just touch his tongue.
Yeah. I'm not falling for thatone again. No way turn that two
kids into mortgage. I'm not playingthat game. Hei. So, how

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much money does too much money havein the back of your tesla? Is
having a Pennsylvania has been arrested.Please say he broke into vehicle and took
two hundred thousand dollars in the backseat. Wow, two one hundred grand,
two hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,and he did this at a Conical gas

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station. Like you, I havequestions like, what in the is somebody
doing with two hundred k in theback of an old faircy tesla at a
Conico gas station. Nothing adds upin this story. I'm not letting that
out of my reach, right,Like, if I'm going in for a
soda, the money's coming in withme. Uh. The thieves that broke
the window of the tesla had tograb two cardboard boxes just put all the

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money in. Oh okay, yeahthat's been smaller bills. Uh. The
boxes were filled with one hundred andninety thousand dollars in cash. The victim
the Skills Machine Company owner. Soapparently he was servicing a skills machine inside
of Conico. Y Skills Machine isatm he was servicing the machine. Oh,

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it is the cloud game. Iwould assume that it's a skills game.
Excuse me? Uh, I didn'tsay, but I guess. So.
Yeah, I have a tough timebelieving that those make two hundred grand.
Look, I know I waste thedollar on those suckers every once in
a while, but two hundred thousanddollars this game change for money? Uh?

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Anyway, Police identify suspect Christopher Politis. Thank god they were able to
bust this dude. This guy thevictims Skills Machine company tell police a servicing
machine inside of gas station at thetime of the robbery. It starts the
dude who stole the money this isa couple of weeks later, he h

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he had approximately forty thousand dollars ofone hundred and ninety thousand dollars he stole
ooh yout one hundred and fifty grandin a few days. Woo where do
the rest of the money? Whatmoney? Son of a Oh, that's

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brutal, all right, forty oldman in Turkey named rambazons up and somebodys
malas something like that. Okay,I'm pretty pretty sure I nailed that.
Uh. Anyway, he goes tothe dinnist because he had a toothache,
so he had several teeth that werescheduled to be pulled. Well, Dennis
said that he was gonna get himreplaced with He's gonna replace him with implants.

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So these implants, you know,screwed directly into your jaw. So
he was a solid tooth and theupper left side of Ramazan's mouth, and
he said the dentist was pushing reallyhard, like too hard, But the
dennist totally relaxed and then it wastotally normal. It's supposed to hurt like

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that, it's supposed to feel likethat. This is after he's been numbed
you know, he's just like greenNo, totally normal, gone durer.
Julie had teeth in plants. Shesaid it was one of the most painful
experiences she's gone through, but theydo look nice. She's lucky that,
uh she didn't have this happen becausethe Dennists pushed so hard he broke through

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Ramazan's jaw and pierced his brain.Ooh ooh yeah, the tooth that is,
the whatever part's supposed to screw itto lodged up behind this dude's eye
socket. Oh oh, that soundspainful, what even with noverchange right surgeons.

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So obviously the dude realized he'd donesomething wrong. You know, it's
like you ever put a drywall screwin most hopefully most dudes listen to have
but you know, really quick,if you hit the stud or not like
mother reversus the you know, you'llfeel tied up. It had to be
like that. He's pushing and pushing, and all of a sudden there was

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his boop. Oh oo, thatcan't be good. Yeah, it was
lodge up behind his left eye,behind his left eyeball up in his eyes
like dang. Anyway, he askedfor his money back. Guess what Dennis
said, I would I hope heget back. No, nah, he
said, hell no, he wasn'tgonna give his money back. Drink some

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milk, weak bone now milk drinkAnyway, he didn't give his money back,
so he uh, yeah, he'sgonna sue him for an undistos amount
of money. I was gonna say, it's gonna be cheaper for you just
to give the money back than whatyou're gonna get out of a lawsuit out
of that. Through that Ramazan guy, the doctors at the hospital told to
me, may not make it throughthe surgery. So he had to go

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in and tell his kids and wifeand stuff goodbye before the surgery because he
might not make it. Oh youimagine, like, I hope to see
you on the other side, butit's not good. They ain't give me
a hug. Just that don't workright all because he had a cavity orsm
like til you put like damn.Oh, I'd be mad as hell with
that. Dennis, at least giveme his money back. He almost killed
the man just saying you just sayingall right, hot dog night at City

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Field. Baby, this is bigone. Mets fans got more than he
bargained for. Some guys showed up, well, this AC's pretty funny.
Showed up in a hot dog hatwith a white T shirt, and he's
just sharpie to keep tracking how manyhot dogs he ate During the game.
People started cheering him on one moredog, one more dog. People were
young, so they would throw hotdogs at this man, and apparently,

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well he took a liking to it. So next thing, you know,
guess what also on the shirt?How many hot dogs he's eating? How
many beers he's drained? Oh,and it turned into that kind of night,
people just slinging beers and hot dogsat the dude all night. Apparently
there's some picture of just raining hotdogs down on this dude. Security got
worried that it might become dangerous becauseso many people were get excited about it,

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so they ended up escorting the manout of the stadium. Somebody saw
him on the subway, though,and he looked like he was really stuffed
and uh, not sober, ifyou know what I mean. Anyway,
the Mets ended up selling forty fourthousand, two hundred and sixty nine hot
dogs that night, and his count, according to his shirt, nine of

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those hot dogs he consumed, andten beers. Oh okay, that's a
big night. That's a good wayto get beer though. Yeah, like
you're not just gonna buy one fora stranger, but if it's for a
good cause. Yeah, like we'recounting up beers. Yeah, just add
him up, baby, add himup. You know. People are like,

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yeah, you could do it.I really cannifull