We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning

We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning.  Plus you can now upload your memories to live on as an AI Forever.

Episode Transcript

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One, nine KBPI and your showtime for stupid stories stolid Yeah all stop,
Yes you are stupid stories brought toyou by these body shop. They're
the ones who are sponsoring us outat the Loveland Blues and Crew Cruise this
weekend festival. Yeah. So doyou know where we're gonna be set up

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at? Still waiting for that information. That's good, but we're gonna be
downtown Loveland, right in the heartof everything going on. So somebody who's
maybe a little more aware of that. What time does all the cruising this
stuff begin? Because I'm doing thecar show, right, I'm doing the
garage show from up there. Correct. Yeah, we'll be there nine to
eleven. Does it start that early? I thought it was later in the

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afternoon, but they do have bandsand stuff all day right, Yeah,
I know car load in is atnine o'clock in the morning, so oh
it is. Yeah, but itgoes all day long. Yeah, you
are correct in that. Cool.All right, let's get to it.
At ten foot White House was builtout of spite on a leftover piece of
land in Jacksonville Beach, Florida.Now that house that was built out of

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spite is up for sale for sixhundred nineteen thousand dollars. Wow, we
looked at it. It's small,it's kind of odd, but it's a
house. It's on a beach.It's got everything you need. It's got
a garage, small garage, butit's got a garage. Yeah, six
hundred and nineteen grand though. Wow, prices in Florida have gone through the

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roof. Man. But if thatwas walking distance the beach, I think
somebody would yeah, jump on thatneed fork that over. Make it for
a cool little airbnb. Oh yeah, yeah, you know. Uh an
instagart driver in Georgia, there's nogetting attention on the line that she claimed
in a TikTok video that her foodorder she picked up was supposed to be
delivered to a prison for a deathrow inmates last meal. Oh wow,

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that's wild. So is that notthe case? Though, the story says
is getting attentioned online after she claimedin a TikTok video that a food order
she picked up was supposed to bedelivered to a prison for a death rower
based last meal. I wonder whatit was if you had a last meal

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you had to choose anything, whatwould it be? Oh? I mean
I get it. Door dash,so I could get stuff from all over.
I mean, it's your last meal. I think they can make that
happen. I would get the spaghettiwith manzetra from Spaghetti Factory Spaghetti. Wait,
wait, your last meal? Yougive us spaghetti? What kind of
trash is that? Well, Imean that's just a start. I'll also

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be getting some curly fries from Arby's. And how about some KFC chicken.
That sounds like a pretty good lastmeal. The fast food trash that could
be door dashed. Yeah, youcan just get blind photo. You fed
the same thing from any other fastfood restaurant. I'll taste the same.
What do you get? Oh man, I'm going big. I'm going with

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steak and ribs. Oh okay,baked potato. I like some nice ooh
carrot cake, carrot cake? Yeahyeah, some vanilla ice cream and chocolate
chips in it. Oh what else? Some unpopped popcorn that you can swallow.

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So when they give you electric chair, just go pop pop pop pop
pop. I think it's more ofa chemical thing now, but sure,
yeah, me going big on myfast food crap. Uh. Sixty eight
year old Walmart greeter in North Carolinasuffered injuries to his face and his head
after being punched in the eye bya man whose girlfriend was angry that she's

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been asked to show her receipt atthe door. Oh come on, man,
why are you punching Walmart greeters.We've all come to expect you gotta
show your seat when you're walking outthe door. Right, it's not like
this is a new policy. Getover it. You got none to hide,
You got none to worry about.Jello anounced Girl Scout pudding cups.

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Oh, apparently they're gonna be availableon finn Mint, coconut caramel flavors and
more thin mint. Signed me up, man, girl Scouts be raking on
them cookies. Meanwhile, boy Scouts, they don't even exist anymore in Scout
in America hashtag lame. A verystrange man in Italy was caught shoving the

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nozzle from a gas pump in aplace where a nozzle where a gas pump
should not be, if you knowwhat I mean. He was doing this
while you know, at the sametime, oh himself. Yeah, yeah,
so the gas pump up the backsideand he's going down on the front

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side like what what the hell?Yeah, I'll say that strange man,
So listen to this. The guywho won the one point three five billion
dollars he opted for the one lumpsum of five hundred million. This unidentified
man who bought the winning ticket inLebanon, Maine, on January thirteenth of

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last year, before striking it richwith one point three five billion mega millium
jackpot, has been in a legalbattle with his daughter's mom since November.
Oh, the baby's mama wants hercut. Huh, well, it sounds
like from the article the baby's mamawants her cut and the dad wants his

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cut. So he accused her ofviolating a non disclosure agreement by telling the
rest of the family about his newfoundfortune before their daughter's eighteenth birthday. So
new court filings, the mom,identified only as Sarah Smith, claims he
was the one who's filled beans abouthis historic winn to his family, not

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her. Apparently, the guy whowon the lottery doesn't say who he is,
but he promised his dad that hewas gonna do all kinds of stuff
for him. So he tells dadhe's he's won the lotto, says he's
gonna, you know, probably payoff the hounds, buy your car,

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building his dad garage to fix upold cars, buying his childhood home,
setting up million dollar trust fund,and finding future or funding future medical expenses
for his dad and stepmom. That'swhat the kid told his dad, supposedly
on the night that he'd won.Well, the big winner's dad claims the

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son was going to use the moneyto, you know, help him out,
and then, oh, this isimportant part. His dad says,
he promised to help me out eventhough I didn't ask for it. That's
his dad's claim. Now, hisdad is also saying after he won the
money got the money, his dadstarted asking, when you're gonna build my

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garage so I pick up oak cars, When you're gonna pay off my home?
God, can you imagine being alottery winner and having all this mess?
Oh? Oh, it sucks right, Well, his dad says his
son. Let's see, his songot angry, called me a dictator in
an a hole. I've not heardfrom my son since, and he's not

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done any of the things that hepromised. So now he's got two lawsuits
against now. The one first babyMama's Baby Mama was trying to reveal his
identity to the world, and saidshe accused him of trying to kidnap their
daughter after he wouldn't pay for avacation for her and her boyfriend. So

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baby's mama wanted a new foumilionaire topay for a big vacation for her and
her new boy friend. Because she'strying to cash into she's suing him.
The dad is suing him, Likewhat a curse? Winning the lottery is?
Yeah, I mean, yeah,it's a blessing, but my god,
can you imagine telling your dad,yeah, Dad, I'm gonna do
this for you, and then,like you know, a year later,

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your dad suing you because you haven'tstarted whatever, you didn't keep your promise.
Like what, it's crazy, momoney More problems? Man twenty one
year old man in Pennsylvania named Quasier. Quasier q u A s I R
sure quasi anyway? Quasir sounds likea TV? Uh you named after the

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TV? Anyway. Kazi Stevens wasarrested burglary Chargers earlier this month after what
was pretty interesting clues. So whenpolice were checking out the scenes of crime,
they noticed the kitchen floor was coveredin Cajun seasoning because apparently whoever is
Ribbing Place knocked over a spice rackand call the spice racked Cagun seasoning well.

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They were footprint footprints through the onepart of the Cajun seasoning well.
During the sarch victim received a suspiciousphone call from Quasar or whatever his name
is, and the victim mentioned thatto police, so they decided to make

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a house call. Okay, whenthey showed up his place, they saw
footprints outside which matched the ones inthe Cajun seasoning all right, So Quasar
quasi Ir was arrested charge with felnyburglary, misdemeanor disorder conduct plus some other

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drug related charges. So they bustedit because of the stupid footprint and cagn
sauce and right outside of the stupidapartment. Wow, Okay, that's good
police work there, dummy. GeorgiaState University mistakenly sent out about fifteen hundred
welcome emails for the upcoming school year. Oh a lot of excited new students.

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Technically it was an official acceptance letter, but kids that got these,
well, they definitely thought they youknow, they got the impression that they've
been accepted into Georgia State University,which for them was awesome, But unfortunately
that wasn't the case at all.The admissions process was incomplete and those welcome

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emails were just sent out prematurely.Follow up notice explained the error and told
the students they were still being considered. Oh so naturally a lot of students
were upset. One of the motherssaid, our daughter won't talk about it.
She wouldn't come out of her roomall day. She's just very very

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very disappointed. Well, there's stilla chance, I mean, it happens,
relaxed, Oh, he stayed ina room all day. Boo.
Georgia State University says they will nowbe triple checking their process make sure that
this never happens again, and ifit does, then they'll have to quadruple

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check it. I guess all right. Anti sex beds. They're headed over
to Paris for the Olympics. Antisex bed What the hell is an anti
sex bed? Well, the bedsare twin size, means there's no room
for the competitors to saddle up together, if you know what I mean.
The beds are manufactured by a companycalled Airwave, which made products for the

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twenty twenty Olympic Games in Tokyo.Japan. The mattresses come with cardboard frames
and they are one hundred percent recyclable, so if you try something, they're
just gonna collapse on you, rightright, Which is hilarious because when asked
about it, a lot of theathletes are like, the beds got nothing
to do with it, dude,you know, it's like it's a it's

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a They describe it as a massiveorgy. It's got to be that when
a table tennis player is chiming inon it. A table tennis player,
some dude named Matthew Side he toldTimes of London that he had in the
same time when he was at theOlympics in Barcelona, Spain. He said
he got laid more often those twoand a half weeks than he did his

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entire rest of his life. Ohwow, Jesus for ping pong. He's
a table tennis player. It's atable tennis players are gett laid. You
know, it's on. Oh yeah, let's see. An anonymous athlete admitted
last year having him wors him withanother male teammate two women women at the

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Olympic village. Look, it's unlikethe cardboard beds and go stopping the orney
Olympians from you know, doing theirthing in Ferna Caton. They were talking
about it. You know, hottub orgy took place last year in the
Olympics. So whatever, the bedsdon't have anything to do with it.
Bro, Now that's funny. It'sjust like, hey, you know what

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comes after victory? Right, it'shilarious. Okay, so seems like kind
of futuristic stuff, but it's here. It's kind of wild. Sixty one
year old German named Michael Baumer hasterminal cancer and he's leaving behind an AI
version of himself. He's the firstcustomer for a service called Eternals that creates

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your own AI double. It's beentraining an AI to act just like him
and carry on after he's passed away. You tell your thoughts and memories,
so it learns to mimic your personality, your voice, and it can even
generate new ideas similar to what you'recapable of thinking out Well, you might

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think up. They asking him onehundred and fifty questions about himself his life,
spent several weeks answering them at length. The point is to give your
family something to interact with once you'regone, so they can still ask questions
and go to you for advice.Even Michael's great great grandchildren will be able

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to talk to him. Something closeto him. I guess. He and
his wife got to see the AIin action for the first time last month,
so they were both very impressed.She asked she has to AI to
say something nice to her before theywent to bed, and in his exact
voice, which is crazy, it'shis voice, the AI said, I

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love I hope you have sweet dreams. I love you very much, good
night. Something that's that's weird,right, that seem like his voice,
his face. Yeah, man,I'm pretty sure there's a couple of Black
Mirror episodes about this. So it'snot cheap. But you know, when

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I saw the prize, think itwas totally insane for something that lives on
you know, there's a wait listto sign up already to one time cost.
Your family never has to pay anythingagain that one time cost okay,
ten to fifteen thousand dollars. Imean, the way they're touting it is

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that it'll last for one hundred years. I think that's an all right,
that's a decent investment. Investment.Yeah, crazy, it's an AI version
of you. I mean that isweird, man, and it's new.
Prices of that will come down drastically. There'll be a freebe version eventually.

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Sure, but just got to keepthe app up today. Yeah yeah,
subscription. Uh what do you meanwe can't talk to dad anymore? You
forgot the subscription? Yeah, subscription, talk to dad. We need that
advice. You didn't pay the fifteenninety nine yearly subscription. Feet, son

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of a got your grandpa deleted?Oh man, look for one hundred dollars.
Fine, they'll bring him back toThere's a new art installation called The
Portal is opened in New York lastweekend, and then identical one open up
in Dublin, Ireland. Each portalshows a live feed of the other city.

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The ideas let people connect with eachother from an ocean away. But
how funny is this? Less thana week of it being open less than
a week, took less than sevendays. Had to be temporarily shut down
because too many people are flashing itmooning each other. Folks have been,

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you know, giving each other thefinger. They've been grinding on the portal
like er er. They've been holdingup inappropriate photos, including pornography on their
phone. Dude, some sucker fishin the island held up pictures of twin
towers smoldering. Oh so, Luca, it's not just us being idiots.

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Dublin looks like they turn theirs offthis week, So designers could add tech
that filters out images on people's phonesif you hold it up. They're supposed
to run twenty four to seven,but it sounds like they might start turning
them off at night, because that'swhen everybody we start drinking and be like,
hey, hey, I'll show youmine if you show me yours.

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Bring not a lot of flashing goingon at eight in the morning, no,
but it ain't at night. That'swhen the flashing starts. Anyway,
they were back up and running yesterdayfor the first time, so hopefully those
fixes take the artist behind it ishoping to add more of them in cities
all over the world. So Idon't know if we need that really.

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I mean, come on, let'sbe honest, how long you think it
would say before somebody would flash moonor expose themselves to a portal in another
city? Right, Like, comeon, that's almost like I bet I'm
banking within four hours you put onedown on sixteenth Street mall. Oh,
oh, sixteenth Street mall. That'swithin forty minutes. Yeah, yeah,

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this happened in the first thirty.You won't even have time to go to
seven eleven. The grab us somethingto drink, to sit, and you
know, quitch your thirst as youwait for some sucker fish to expose himself.
Now that's going down in thirty minuteson sixteenth Street mall. Not a
chance it goes more than that.He might be under ten. That might
be the first thing somebody does.What in the hell is this? Maybe

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I should show him my ass.The Mayor will still be there with the
curtain that they took off of itin his hand right now. Oh there's
dingling. Oh too funny. Wellleave with us humans,