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One O seven nine KDP. Iand your show time for stupid stories,
y'all. Yeah, you are storiesbrought to you by Steel Dealers dot Com.
Get zoom amill get you bitting harbor, U Chicken man on the way.
I'm gonna get you beating harbor.All right, So let's start out
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with stupid stories. With one mysterysalt one tdler. Mystery salved. The
toddler had been suffering from sinus painfor three and a half months. Had
a raisin shoved up in her nose? Oh yep, raisin stuck up into
sinus cavity? Now do it?Sure? Sure? Little stupid grape zombie
up in your nose and sinus cavity. What's that doing up there? Did
they say if it was put upthere as a grape and it turned into
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a raisin? Or was it putup there? I don't know. I
don't know what loving parent will givetheir child raisins? Right right, that's
a sign of I'm doing my legallimit. The bear. They're not snacks,
right right? Crape a grape?I love you, raising ah,
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you're you lucky to be here allright now? Mystery not soft? Okay.
A little kid ran away from home. He's later found with a live
rooster in his backpack. Oh,the rooster did not belong to him.
So now they're trying to figure outwhat happened. Just hey, this little
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kid, it's only like eight.He runs away, I'm out of here,
shows up with a backpack and arooster in it. Did he have
any experience with the roosters? Or? I mean obviously so the rooster was
somewhat calm for being a rooster ina backpack. Sure, you know,
just judging from the chickens to getcarried around the back of my yard,
they are not happy about being totedanywhere, let alone shoved into a backpack
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right packed into some you know backpackwith a bunch of the crap you know,
an eight year old we're having there. Yeah, probably shoved it down
some worms too. Anyway, it'sjust the here follow up that story.
If you're missing your chicken, yeah, your rooster for all things and you.
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Study from Auburn University found that mostof the sleep PACs shared on TikTok
actually supported by scientific evidence. Ohreally, okay, so Akia is doing
something just kind of you know,I kia ask I guess they open a
new virtual store on Roadblocks later thismonth. It's gonna open. Here's what's
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crazy. You could actually get paidfor working at the virtual store. Oh
yeah. Employees will earn an hourlyrate for their time in the game.
So sure you can get paid forwork at the store you play some Roadblocks
and I mean collected check. Allright, I'm not sure it's living wages,
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if you know what I mean.Bob Kelly, Kelly blue Book.
Remember Kelly blue Book. It usedto be like the thing to go to
which sure need a car value oryou know, I brother chucked the Kelly
blue Book. Well that dude justdied aged ninety six. Wow, what
was his name? Bob Kelly.Over last few weeks, over one hundred
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thousand dollars in legos been stolen sevendifferent robberies across southern California. You know,
say you invest in precious medals,Legos being one of those precious metals,
Absolutely Legos a good investment. Isaw something the other day. I
was listening to this investment deal andthey were talking about if you just invested
in Legos over the last like twentyyears or fifteen years or whatever, your
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return would be. It's huge Ohyeah, it's crazy when they retire those
sets. Sometimes those sets skyrocket.There's one that I had been looking at
for a while and brand knew theset was fifty bucks. I was looking
at it for about one hundred,and I really wish I would have jumped
on at a couple of years agoup because now they're going for about three
hundred a pop. Damn Fireball Whiskeydoing Father's Day things. Oh, Fireball
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Whiskey Father Day things. Apparently theirFather's Day product. It's a five ron
with shots of booze strapped to theside of it. It goes on sale
this Friday for you guessed it twentyfive dollars. Oh okay, all right,
hey, look, you call ussilly, just you know, average
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c student with a microphone. Inmy case, I believe a scoop probably
was a little ahead of me there. However, man, you could also
call us oracles. Yesterday we predictedthis seventy four year old woman Nebraska was
under hospital care. It was declareddead. They took her to the funeral
home. A few hours later.She apparently arrived at the funeral home and
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she was alive and breathing, andthey were like oh, let's call her
family and all that stuff. Andshe was like, oh, I'm okay,
look up here, and Scoop andI we both like, yeah,
just wait a couple hours. Sheshould probably just hang out, right.
Well, guess what happened. Thenthey took her to the hospital. She
was alive, right, They foundher a live at the funeral home.
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They called nine one one, tookit to the hospital. Then she died
again. Oh man, just afew hours later. Funny how or or
something like that. And then theyended up taking her back. You know,
Uh, I wanted the family.It was like, just just wait
a couple hours. Really probably allright. So remember a couple of months
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ago I told you about the infamoushell cat in Seattle, Uh, with
the tiger flames on it. Theinfas Seattle died charge your hell cat owner
who thought he was you know,hot shot for terrorising the city with his
loud exhaust and reckless driving. Hebasically made it as loud as he possibly
could, right. Yeah, Apparentlya judge ruled that he could not drive
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his bell Town hell Cat that's whathe named it, due to him deserving
the peace with its V eight roar. Oh, it was so scary.
Uh, it seems Hellcat owner MilesHudson that was the dude's name. He
ignored the judgment. Oh yeah,the judge says you can't drive your car.
He says, my car, Icould drive it if I want it.
Guess what happened. Probably gonna regretthat decision. The city just find
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him eighty three thousand dollars ooh wow. Hudson was known to bow drive recklessly
and resenting around town, filming itas he did so, and then he
would put up on social media andthat's how they busted him. So he
was pulled over twice. The secondtime police let him know that they knew
he had a social media account andis following, you know, all of
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his annex and all that stuff.He had to stop doing it. I
mean that car sticks out like asore thumb. Yeah, it's a leopard
to stripe hell Cat charger. Anyway, he continued to flaunt his charger's excess
of noise on his in Instagram account, which raises the question, if you're
going to do something like this,why broadcast it all over social media?
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Because that's how you get caught.That's how you got caught. Now,
you got to be an idiot toget back on social media doing the same
thing you just got busted with thejail over like, come on, man,
right, So he did that andthen the judge said, okay,
let's just find him as much aswe can. So they tapped it.
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The eighty three thousand dollars. Theyjust find this dude. So Miles,
that fun driver, your hel cabbro set up a payment plan on that.
Damn. You better do a lotof social media spots to cover that,
all right. So this woman inPlatteville, Plattville, Colorado, she
was put a police car then hitby a train. Like that's a bad
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night. This woman who's handcuff leftus out of the joke car was struck
by a train in Well County.She was awarded eight and a half million
dollars. You guys, wow,put me in a train or a charger
with a train coming at it.I'll take it. I'll look, I'll
take your chances for yeah, eighteight point five sure. Sure. The
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resident Yarini ro Es Gonzales sued inJanuary last year the Plattville Police Department and
the Fort Lefton Police Department and apparentlythey just agreed to settle the lawsuit,
including named officers, for eight pointfive million dollars. Now, each town
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is going to split that payment undertheir insurance policy. Oh wow, so
each town is on the hook forfour point two you know, four point
two million, basically, right,I guess that's what insurance is for.
I mean him though, that's insane. So she was handcuffed placing the back
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of a police car parked on railroadtracks while officers searched her vehicle a train
approach. Despite the train's horn,the officers did not move the police car.
It looks like the train hit thecar severely, injuring Roes Gonzales.
She was hospitalized for about a week. Officers involved the incident left the scene
before providing their information to investigators.We lostuit legends. So they settle this
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at eight point five million dollars fourpoint twenty five from each city of Plattville
and Fort Loveton. Woo, ifyou're a taxpayer in that town, you
gotta be mad as hell right now, out all right. Republican Congressman John
Rose at Tennessee. He probably won'tbring his six year old son along for
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the next big speech on the Housefloor. I don't know if you've seen
the video, but his kids stolethe dude's sauce. He's up there giving
him some big speech, and hisson is making faces at the camera.
Oh really, just being a sixyear old, and he's like blue cross
his eyes, making goofy gestures,and he just all the attentions on the
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kid. And the whole time hisdad is up there making speeches, his
kids back there stealing all the thunder. You can't not see the kid.
Nobody's paying attention to him at all. Talking Nope, nope, Like damn.
You know. Dad later lives like, man, that one time I
took you to my congressional hearing.You ruined my whole career. I want
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to say, when Rudy Giuliani wasMayor of New York, something like that.
When he was sworn in, hisson was doing a similar thing where
he was like dancing and making goofyfaces next to him. I'm like,
writer, don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. Speed
cameras coming to construction zones, allright, can't wait for this, comrade.
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Apartment transportations. Soon we'll start usingautomated speed cameras on highways. Now,
this story says they're focusing first onconstruction zones. However, that's just
first. So last year the legislatorin Colorado loosened all those rules around these
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type enforcement systems. Thanks legislator,And it looks like because they did that,
it allows them to allow more places. Some studies show that automatus speed
cameras can lead to a drop inroad injuries and desks, although other people
would say that it's a revenue stream, like local government's town of more Soon
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have quickly taking advantage of the law. Yeah, they put up one camera
and in two weeks it tagged tenthousand cars, ten thousand tickets and you
had to be going at least tenover for it to flag you. So
if you're just going five over,no biggy. Yeah, tell me they
don't see this as a revenue stream. That little camera, one camera in
Morrison in the first two weeks madehalf a million dollars. Half a million
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dollars in two weeks, so safeto say a million dollars a month.
Yes, I can imagine these aregoing up in Platteville, probably right around
those trains t right right, allof a sudden, Plattville has fifteen hundred
speed cameras for Lofton two. Lookat that. So apparently there they being
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sea DOT is gonna roll out thesecameras. Was it Weed supposed to fix
off our road and see dot issues? Was it that deal? I believe
we were supposed to have some parksreally nice schools as well. Huh.
Anyway, it looks like some localgovernments like Morrison taking advantage of Howard twenty
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three legislation was not clear on seadot's legal authority to do so. So
this year the agency request lawmakers passedthis bill. They give se DOT and
the Colorado State Patrol of the powerto use automated speed cameras. Here comes
that second part. You ready automatedspeed cameras on highways and roads including interstates,
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however, not toll roads like efor seventy. The reason why not
toe roads? What's a guess?Uh? Probably because they don't own them,
are privately funded, right, theyget their revenue stream a different way
on toe roads, not you know, like this. So every way they
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can make money on this, they'redoing it. Sure, the way they
can't make money on it, they'renot doing it. What does that tell
you everything? You need to know. So watch out, man, no
matter where you're at, you causespeed nowadays and you're gonna get busted.
That sucks. Yeah, I'm surewe'll all keep up the same habits till
that first speed camera check comes toor the third one. Dude, that
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would suck. They have it onI twenty five because you know what,
I'll be honest in the morning whenI come into work. This is no
joke, you guys, and you'veprobably seen this too. If you've been
on I twenty five at four fortyin the morning, guess what people are
not doing sixty five and seventy.They're doing eighty five and ninety and that's
just the average speed, right.I wonder if they're gonna be racking I'm
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sure they will be racking up thebills while you're driving through a speed or
a construction zone that is not doingconstruction. Oh yeah, we've all seen
those construction zones. Because here's theproblem Colorado. We live in a damn
state where they do construction on everyroad all at once. So they have
construction zones up six months, butthey're only be working in it for one
month, Like e four seventy hasbeen a construction zone for the last five
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years. Right, there's chunks whereit's just cone set up. Yeah,
and I feel like we ought toget our money back. We're not allowed
to do the speed limit or overon E four seventy Like, bitch,
I pay a fine for that.I'm paying to be able to speed anyway.
They're gonna be all over in enoughfive years. Speed camera's gonna be
everywhere. Sure, so what arewe gonna do. It's gonna be awful
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speed now while you still can amento that, get out there and haul
ass all right. So, lastly, researchers in Canada working on new AI
because that's all we need more AIstuff, right, yeah, every day
I'll give you an AI story becauseit's so great. This one can identify
different foods, so it can shameyou. So right now, it can
calculate how much food is on yourspoon or on your plate. They could
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do so with ninety five to ninetysix percent accuracy. It can identify exactly
what you're eating and basically how manycalories in the content in it. Oh
okay, So it's gonna use camerasto basically track what you eat. So
someday I don't know, Alexi,be like, I don't know. Maybe
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watch you up with a bag ofchips, and she'll be like, oh,
or you need to do that.You've already consumed you know this many
calories today and you'll be like ifyou Alexa, I'm emotional eating. That's
too late to shave me. Youneed to shave me at King Supers.
Don't you even put that bag ofchips in your cart right? Oh the
hell you did, because once theyget home, yeah, I'm eating them.
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Isn't that crazy? You imagine weget to the point, are you
sure you want to eat? Theshut up