A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton

A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton.  Plus a new Restaurant won't let anyone under 30 in.

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One nine KBPI and your show timefor stupid stories. Stop y'all all stop?
Yeah you are stories brought you buysteal and steel dealers dot Com.
Oh right, let's get into it. Uh. Toronto is asking people who
ride public uh meaning the ride sharebikes naked, to please wipe down the

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seats and handlebars afterwards so that they'resanitized to the next rider. It's common
courtesy people. Yeah, man,please wipe down a seat. How enthusiastic
are you about riding those bikes?Now? Yeah? I'll never ride a
bike in Toronto? Now, comeon, man. Uh from my police
officers, stays a surprise mock shootingincident where a masked gunman personal classroom pretended

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to open fire. You had astudents, they had no idea. Oh,
total surprise. Huh. They wereterrified. Imagine if that's your kid,
man? Yeah, who thought thiswas a good idea? Anyway?
The school is now apologizing. Youthink they're offering counseling services, Well they

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should who that's just idiotic as itgets right. I can't believe they would
even try that. All right,No, no, We've got a big
surprised for you all to day.Man, come on, jeez. Man
in Florida got arrested. Surprise man, but this dude actually swung a Stanley

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cup at an officer. I hadto break it into a church with a
sledge hammer. Tell me that's nota headline. Wow, he waited Stanley
cup. I guess maybe a Stanleythe coffee the yeah, yeah, not
the Stanley cup. How did heget the damn Stanley cup in the church

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during breaking? Uh? Let's see. A former IRS employee has been charged
that you try to steal more twomillion dollars in tax credits from the government.
I'm actually stunny he didn't get byewith it right? How many times
have we seen the government lately likeoh, hey, wow, we don't
know where this eight billion dollars went. Sorry, let's just move on.
Eight billion dollars just disappeard. Heysorry, you know what? Two billion

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dollars just disappeer We have no ideawhere it went? Well, none to
see here. We'll just print moreof it. It's okay, We'll just
got we got printer over here.We print that, no problem. I'm
surprised you didn't get bye. Howmad would you be if you if you
thought your dog was euthanized, onlyto see it up for adoption. Oh,

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that would be that'd be devastating.I think a woman who thought she
had her dog euthanized to the seriousmedical complication was stunned to see the same
dog up for adoption a year later. Now she wants the dog back.
Good good, I'd feel like hedeserves it. Right. If you have
a dog put down, it costsyou a few bucks too. I wonder

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if she wants that money back too. I'd say that she probably is old
something for sure, right, Like, wouldn't you be like, hold on,
wait a minute, no charge meto have the dog euthanized. That's
a scam for The woman was aresident of car nine one one on herself.
While trying to steal a car froma dealership. She told nine one

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one operators she wanted to steal thecar legally. Oh excuse me what?
Christy Turman called Lee County Shares Officebecause she wanted authorities to know that she
was stealing the car. She said, because I'm trying to steal the car
that's not legally mine. I wantedto be legal. That's why I'm reporting

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it. She doesn't understand nine onedoes this woman. This woman is about
as dumb as you can get.She actually thought that she would somehow be
legal to take the car. Shejust called if she knarcked on herself beforehand.
Yes. Deputies arrived at the dealershipa short time later. Well,
they found, sure enough, thiswoman, Christy Turman, exiting the driver's

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side of a stolen Toyota Corolla.Thirty seven year old told deputy she's been
trained in the game of black Opsto steal a car, but called authorities
to make the carjacking legal. Soshe saw this in some sort of a
game. Is that what she's saying? Yeah, somebody's been training her into

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black black ops. Oh look,I'm being trained in the black Ops steal
a car. I just called youguys and make it legal. That's not
how it works, nothing says blackops by making a phone call about it,
right, he dumb ass, getin the back of the car,
all right. A fish fan whogoes by the username acid Farts. Come

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on, Wow, that's the statement. So he made stoner history. Apparently
during the Bands four to twenty showThe Sphere in Vegas, he took the
very first bung rip at that venue. Oh yeah, historic for sure.
Now, mister acid Farts, ashe's known the line, upload a video

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of himself hitting that bong while fansa roundom cheered, Yeah, man,
do it. You're gonna be Infama, You're gonna live forever. The first
guy hit the bung and the spearspeer bung guy. Well, this dumb
ass tagged the sphere on social media. Oh well, when you tag their

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account, of course they're gonna seesome dumb dumb doing a bung hit.
And that dumb dumb has all hispersonal info right there on social media.
So they didn't cheer them on likeeverybody else was. They banned him for
life. Really yeah, acid Fartsreceived the informing him that he violated the
Spears no smoking policy and hereby indeubinitly band was what that he used as

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the wording. You were here bydefinitely band. I really hope it was
made out to acid Farts, right, I was made out to mister farts.
Mister farts, yes, also suitable, mister farts. It is came
to our attention that you have violateda smoking policy and therefore we here by
and definitely ban you. Uh hesaid, I'm really wearing it. Is

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a badge of honor. He sayshe's gonna make it into T shirt raise
money for Addiction Center found out buytofficial lead singer Uh And as far as
how he snuck that bong in,because that's a big question. How you
think a bong in? Right?Acid farts said quote trade secret, trade

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secret. I can't tell you it'strade secret. That's awesome. I've been
to one Fish concert and you'll seeall kinds of engineering ingenuity there in the
realm of pot smoking. I stillgot it. Had a backpack with a
hookah. You couldn't really see whatthe inside work looked like, but he'd
just be pulling out hookah tubes.Probably had I don't know ten of them

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that come off of it. Itwas a backpack. Who was a backpack
and you could and he'd just lightit right where the top of it was,
like remember the old ones that hadlike a cinch top, like the
old jam sport. Oh never wasbig in the hookah thing. Oh oh
but yeah, no, okay,yeah, And you just had a bunch
of tubes coming off and we're like, you snuck this in somehow, and
but didn't I guess trade secret,don't you have to open the backpack when

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you walk in. Like this guytrade secret. I don't know, hey,
trade secrets? Like you use thatas some type of excuse, some
type of cover. I don't know, a man trade secret. All right,
we'll continue on. This is kindof scammy. What do you think
about this? Man? Reverse ATMcards Have you heard about this? No?

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So this is a new thing,but it's oh, it's so scammy.
So these days you'll find places thatjust don't take cash for whatever reason.
Weird, right, but sure thereare places that don't take cash.
They only accept digital payments. Youknow, that's credit cards, debit cards.
Well, you know some people don'thave that. So reverse ATMs have
been popping up, which is interesting. Reverse ATMs you put your cash in

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and they spit you out plastic andit's basically a burner debit card. Does
that? Okay? Yeah? Andthey you know, they'll get a few
bucks on each of the cards.Right, So they these things have been
popping up all over the country.But cash lists businesses can be you know,

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that can be tough on a lotof people. Here's the problem.
Burner credit cards are being used topurchase you know, the various type stuff
to be used in crimes and allthis stuff. So that's gonna be something
that I think is I don't know, scrutinize a little, a little more
down the road, right, Definitelysomething to watch out for. Burner credit

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cards. They seems a little shady. There's a new upscale Caribbean restaurant called
Bliss. It's some Wait, it'sin Missouri, so already something that's confusing.
Here an upscale Caribbean restaurant in Missouri. Okay. Anyway, they got
an interesting policy. They've set anage restriction which requires male guests to be

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at least thirty five and women gueststo be thirty during prime hours. Wow,
and they do card you at thedoor. People in their twenties are
being turned down. You mighty tobe twenty eight? Well up to a
restaurant, I'd be like, sorry, you can't come in old enough?
The what right? Well, theowner of miss They've been getting a little
bit of backlash, but he says, you know what, I'm cool.

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Then I'm sticking with the policy.He says they are on it because young
people have been trying to sneak byand posted up on social media challenge accepted.
The manager says bliss. The restaurantis just something for older people.
He said, uh, they gota happy hour. You can come get
some food. You don't have toworry about some of the young folks who

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bring some of that unwanted drama inthis scenario of the on rads. We
want to ensure mature, sophisticated andsafe down in environment for every one of
our patrons. I restaurant our choice. So I'm guessing no kids, man,
Shut up, Scoop. Of coursethey don't have a kid. Men.

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You man, you gotta be thirtyto get in there, all right,
probably seeing the this is insane.Hold on, I got one more
before we get to that guy.This one. Sorry, This woman's life
turned upside down because of what wasput behind a a weird door. Apparently

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we got the fright of her lifediscovery the hidden door behind her wallpaper while
redecorating. So I was telling Scoopwhen we first got the story earlier this
morning, like, how do younot notice a door behind wallpaper? Right?
I mean hinges in the frame,hardware, the plate that just designed.
It doesn't look like a wall.It's a freaking door. But whatever

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you just got by it, allright. So apparently this woman finds a
hidden door behind her wallpaper. Butit's what was there behind that door is
so damn scary. She lived inthe house with her family for years.
She'd been there for almost five yearsbefore discovering the door. She says,

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she moved out not too long after. What, Oh, there was this
hidden door behind wallpaper. Obviously thedoor now I've been taken off, so
she said it, pleaning in thewall, not knowing what she'd find outside,
the woman opened the door, expectingto be full of spider webs at
the very worst. However, shewas not at all prepared for what was
lurking inside. A skeleton. Ohbut a plastic skeleton. Somebody messed with

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her. Can you imagine opening thedoor that you found behind wallpaper and you
open it and boom, you know, just hanging out there in the corners
a skeleton, just like a justa bunch of rack of bone standing up.
Oh, you'd freak out. Andlike you said, she'd lived there
for a few years, so therehad to be some spider webs and other

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patina if you will, to theskeleton. Oh it's hysterical, I mean,
man, I could imagine the peoplethat did that are like, this
is gonna be so good. Dude, you would poop yourself. Man,
you open the doors, got whatwait a minute, Oh, they'd be

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terrified. All right, so followup the story. All right, there
was a video last week. Ithink we might even shared it. We
definitely talked about it. There's thisdumb dumb who basically showed up to his
court appearance on a zoom court appearance, nonetheless while he was driving. Here's
the problem. The zoom court appearancewas for driving with a suspended license.

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Oh yeah, remember that guy justlast week? Well that guy then,
Corey Harris. Who he is,Dude, he's a moronlessen this. After
the video became a sensation, whichit did. Yep, that driver,
forty four year old Michigan man CoreyHarris, complained about being made a punchline

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to the court. Oh the samecourt that the judge was like, wait
a minute, your drive? Washe just driving? So that video blew
up. So he told local newsthat the courts had made a mistake and
that the suspension of his license hadbeen removed from his record, which was

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true technically, but he neglected tomention one huge detail. Oh you ready,
Okay, Corey never had a driver'slicense to begin with. Oh.
In a follow up court hearing onWednesday, the judge spent ten minutes lecturing
Corey about his representation for not takingresponsibility and blaming the court. The judge

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was seriously irritated. He said,let me make it very clear. He
has never had a Michigan license.Ever, He's never had a license in
the other forty nine states. Sohow is this suspended? The judge explaining
that when somebody, when someone getstheir license suspended, they aren't suspending actual
like physical license, they're suspending somebody'sprivilege driving that state. The judge even

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proved that Corey has never been licensed. The record shows that he applied for
a state idea in Michigan in nineteenninety nine, way back he was nineteen,
and he's religiously renewed it that idevery year since twenty nineteen. Wow,
So if you lose your license sincenineteen ninety nine, he's oh wow,

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he's updated every single year. Butif you lose your license, they
physically don't say hand your license over. Well, he never had a license
to begin with, right, Soyou'd never be able to hand it over,
but they don't ask for it.I guess, well, he said,
he goes on. The judge says, you can't have both a state
ID and a driver's license. It'san either or thing. So he never

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took a driving exam, and everytime a document asked for his driver's license,
he wouldn't have one to provide.Corey didn't directly comment, but his
attorney basically admitted that he lied abouteverything. Wow. She said Corey was
not under oath for anything he said, so it shouldn't be held against him.

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Yes, it does. Men thejudge obviously, Well the lawyers like,
can we just move forward? Canwe just move forward? And judge,
it's like, no, stop lyingbecause what he said on TV was
completely false. I'll lie right,you know. And anyway he's got I

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guess he does now officially have anappointment to finally get his driver's license.
However, he's gonna be suspended theday gets it. That sounds like he's
got his permit. Maybe what adumbass man just goes on and just makes

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that whole thing up. Oh no, no, they repealed that the dog.
Everything's good. What I'd be pissedus to judge too, Like,
this guy's never had a driver's license. What an idiot? All right,
but he's still out there driving.That's what's crazy. You know, he's
out there just doing it. Ohyou know what, but never get my
driver's license. They can't suspend it. Hey, you're probably going to pass

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or get passed by somebody on theway to work today that doesn't have a
license. You think, I wouldimagine there's a lot of people out there
driving dirty. I don't know,man, that seems well, I don't
know. That's a big that's abig roll of the dice there. Man,
there's not something to play because onceyou get in that rut, it

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is hard to get out of.Oh yeah, you know, the whole
suspended license, not having a license, that whole it's a nasty sort of
black hole to fall into. Becausethis Corey guy's never going to have a
lot. He's forget about it.He's done. He's stupid.