June 12, 2024 • 13 mins
It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk
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(00:00):
One o seven nine KVPI and yourshow time for stupid stories stal that y'all
saw start. Yeah, you aresabout to you by stealing steal dealers dot
com. Yeah, steel dealers dotcom. All right, a couple of
who polls out there fifty eight percentof Americans admit they drank under age,
(00:25):
and I feel like them sixty twopercent or them forty two percent? They're
just lying? Who else? Comeon? I don't know anybody that waited
until they were twenty one before theyhad their first sip of alcohol. Just
trying to rattle around in my head. There is nobody I've ever heard of
they waitedil were twenty one. Doyou know anybody that waited until they were
(00:48):
twenty one to had their first sipof alcohol? My first college roommate was
a square. I'm pretty sure hewaited. Bro. I know squares too,
but damn man, I drink ofalcohol before or they were twenty one?
Anyway, just thought that was funny. Uh sixteen admitted to using a
fake ID. Okay, defaitely didthat. If you think people in government
(01:12):
have inside information on picking stocks,you're right they do. They outperform everybody
else by a long shot. Sowell, guess what, there's a new
trend every day people like you andme. They're copying the trade of the
politicians. They're using publicly, youknow, available data and tracking basically what
(01:34):
the politicians are doing and just copyingtheir investments and they're making out. It's
crazy to see the list of politiciansyou do. All this inside trading it,
man, it is crazy. You'llsee, like Pelosi's the worst man.
They've made like a fortune off,Like all this inside trading stuff.
It is big, millions of dollars. Nobody pays attention to it. It's
(01:57):
about time somebody said, you knowwhat, let's just follow their trends smart.
Yeah, yep, because they alwaysThere is no politician, not one
of them that is in Washington,DC who's not just killing it in the
stock market. I mean they allare, and I mean by hundreds of
percent. It's like, oh,I see what's going on there? All
(02:20):
right. An outgoing principal in Ohiowas arrested after attending to steal forty three
hundred dollars worth of electronics from theschool that he was leaving. Wow,
that's a lot. Wow, Idon't know a few computers, forty three
hundred bucks. Maybe what two threedesks? Well not desktop laptops maybe,
(02:40):
yeah, handful of laptops. Isaw that part of the list of that
was a bunch of video game controllers. Oh okay, yeah, stop it
probably not the rightest IDEA guy triedto break into a car outside of an
MMA gym. Whooped you, moron? Uh, some people are stupid,
(03:04):
and here's proof of it. Youknow those three dollars nine nineer cent mini
cooler bags from Trader Joe's, Well, those things are resalling online for over
one hundred dollars. You can goin right now Trader Joe's and get them
for like three dollars nine one centsand people just turn around, put them
up and sell the eBay and somefor one hundred dollars idiots. Wow.
(03:25):
I feel like there's the probably opportunityin his next commercial break for us to
go get a few of those.Man, just stop the whole radio thing
to start selling many cooler bags apparently. Is there anything special about them?
No? Okay, just I don'tknow why people are going spend that much
money on them. You spend onehundred dollars on a mini bag, a
little mini coup. I guess sosome people would. I don't know how
(03:47):
this is news, but in anew study says you will age better if
you cut back on TV time andreplace it with more physical activity. Well
half tag. Uh uh. There'sa brand book out about back door action.
It's called quote But seriously, Ithought that was hilarious. But seriously,
(04:08):
with two teas, and this isa big story out today says over
half of American men feel the needto quote tough it out when they don't
feel well, well good. What'swrong with that? You should tough it
(04:29):
out. You're a man. Andyou know what, all this feminization,
all this like demasculation of the menthat's going on this country is just it's
just ridiculous. Yeah, you're supposedto tough it out when you don't feel
good because you're a man. Quitwhine about it, shut up, rub
some dirt on it. You knowall that stuff your dad used to say.
Jesus, these little sissy ass men. Nowadays, the problem is man
(04:54):
men have be untold what real menare by women that didn't have a father,
and uh, it's nuts out there. So look, yeah, man
feel pressure to tough it out.You should. You know why, cause
you're a man. Should shut up, bud whim Dudes out there, go
get your tea levels. Check rockingmoutMan's cleaning dot com. Cheez it,
(05:17):
softy men. Next Thursday, Junetwentieth, Summer Solstice. It's the longest
day of the year basically for sunshine. That is fifteen hours of sunlight on
that day. Oh okay, man, that's a lot. It's that was
on Monica's birthday. Oh really,yeah, fitting she needs all that mours
(05:43):
of sunlight. She looks that good. Yeah, honey, she's not listening
anyway. Kroger found me a supermarkets, which I believe that's King Supers right,
yep. They're getting wagh forty fivethousand pints of ice cream. Oh
yeah, So here's what y'all dobefore you do for next Thursday. They
simply asked you to go to freeKroger ice Cream dot com Free Kroger ice
(06:06):
Cream dot Com and there's just adigital cupon that you download. Oh and
I was gonna do is show thatto the person on that day and any
Kroger brand ice cream or you know, anything fancy you can get for free
that day. So pretty cool,all right, yeah, oh, hold
(06:33):
up, never mind, that's forsome reason, the the catch promotion that's
not happening in every state. It'snot happening for whatever reason. California,
Colorado, Nevada, and Virginia blame. Why don't we get free ice cream?
(06:54):
Man? I wish I never wouldhave read the ice cream. It
could have almost tasted before now hepulled up my keypone right downloaded. Woman
in North Carolina named Tara. She'sworking as a server at a quote Upscille
restaurant over More day weekend. Shesaw a man see that table with a
(07:14):
blow up doll, so literally justhanging there dining with a blow up doll.
Uh. Terry couldn't help herself.She pulled out her camera made a
TikTok video. On the TikTok video, she says, Okay, I'm not
supposed to be making tiktoks at workbecause they have a policy not to be
making videos at work, but thiscalls for it. The video goes viral
(07:39):
and in a later interview she saidthat she was indeed fired for breaking the
rules, but she said, Idon't mind. I was playing on quitting
anyway. As for the guy,why he was dining with a blow up
doll? Was he really really lonely? Was he trying to whind and dines
had a blow up doll treated toa nice meal, a little time out
(08:00):
all the town, maybe showing heroff, get her all worked up for
the big evening. No new helost the fantasy football ben Ah punishment for
losing fantasy football league. You sucka fish. That's awesome. That's a
great payoff, right if she wasn'tplanning on quitting already, I think those
(08:24):
people should have called and said,hey, it's no big deal. It
was a payoff, but it waspolicy. And I could see if you
were in a place like Earls andthe waitresses were taking pictures of you that,
yeah, that would definitely be groundsfor firing. Yeah. Yeah.
But if it was a waffle house, yeah, I'd be like, no
break out the camera at waffle house. Oh man, there'd be people at
(08:46):
waffle house. And I got onetoo, right, I'll bring mine up
from the back, now you keepit there. Oh, I got the
newer model. So I guess youcould throw the temper tantrum at three.
It'd be okay for you know,for some scenarios, was a dude in
(09:07):
southern California's facing charges after throwing ahuge temper tantrum for his thirty ninth birthday
party. Oh yeah, it's likewhat you little crybaby? So you know
what he did? Man, dudefired a gun at police helicopters. Oh
that is a timpertrum. Yeah itis, so see, I think it's
(09:28):
happened a couple months ago. Lookslike happen him. March thirty, nine
year old Justin Jennings apparently been doingsome heavy drinking at his thirty ninth birthday
party. His family members started toleave because his drinking was causing a scene.
They were filtering out grabs. Arifle unloaded a full magazine inside the
(09:48):
house, which obviously prompted everybody elseto leave. You like, hey,
you know what and probably time rustgo home. Party's over. Hey he's
firing whip. Let's go, let'sgo. Anyway, one of the family
members called the cops, so policehelicopter started circling outside this newe's house.
Justin went upstairs, went out onthe deck and started popping out shots at
(10:09):
the helicopter. Oh no, hecontinue finding at the helicopter for twenty minutes.
Wow. Now he's facing charges forattempting damage destroyed disabling aircraft. That's
an ugly charge. I wonder whatDad goes down for. Ooh, that's
gotta be big. This seems morethan just a tantrump. Well you should
(10:31):
note that the next time he mightbe able to celebrate his birthday, who
will be at fifty nine, he'sfacing twenty years in prison. Oh wow,
yeah, yeehaw wow. Yeah,that's a big charge. All right.
A few months ago, fifty sevenyear old cat. Oh, this
(10:54):
is the second grade teacher. Hername is Wendy Munson. So I remember
I believe sharing this story with youguys in stupid stories. She was hammered
like she was house. I wantto say, she was like three times
a legal limit. And if Irecall, right, this was in the
morning that they the students of principalhad to call about her. Anyway,
her blood alcohol. Yeah, hereyou go are her blood alcohol that was
(11:16):
more two times legal limit. Eventwo hours after the police recalled. Yesterday,
Oh, the DA dropped the charges. Listen to this. This world
is crazy, y'all. This iswhat the DA, the district attorney says,
because why it's quote highly appropriate.It's not illegal to teach drunk.
(11:41):
Oh come on, man, Imean they're like, we don't know what
to charge this lady with. Thereis no crime on the bill. When
does common sense leave the room?I mean, what, it's not illegal
to teach drunk? Well don't youthink it should be? How did she
get to work? So that's what'skey. The two criminal charges could have
(12:07):
been for a dui for driving schooldrunk child endangerment, but investigators couldn't prove
that the children had been endangered.And listen this and Wendy was drunk when
she arrived in the school. Nowthis sounds stupid because if I recall,
right, uh looks the story schoolhas a comment. Okay, here you
(12:31):
go. The cops were called.Yeah, the cop were called. What
time you think cops were called?Ooh? Probably probably about nine o'clock,
nine o'clock in the morning, eighttwenty in the morning. So she's like
in homeroom, hammered. It's notlike you could, you know, get
(12:52):
to school at eight o'clock, poundall this alcohol and be drunk by eight
thirty when the cop show up.I don't know. Maybe she's one of
those teachers that wears the baseball helmetwith the two beer holders in it,
a little straw that comes down.Oh, definitely a p and hell teacher.
Anyway, I guess I'm not surewhether she's gonna get out. Scotfre
(13:18):
He school has a commentaist to whetheror not she's been canned. Parents say
there's a new teacher in place,or should be a new teacher in place,
and she wasn't doing that at theend of a long day, no,
sir, cops are called eight twentyin the morning. I'd say she
got a little bit of an alcoholproblem. So yeah, not illegal to
teach second grade drunk
One o seven nine KVPI and yourshow time for stupid stories stal that y'all
saw start. Yeah, you aresabout to you by stealing steal dealers dot
com. Yeah, steel dealers dotcom. All right, a couple of
who polls out there fifty eight percentof Americans admit they drank under age,
(00:25):
and I feel like them sixty twopercent or them forty two percent? They're
just lying? Who else? Comeon? I don't know anybody that waited
until they were twenty one before theyhad their first sip of alcohol. Just
trying to rattle around in my head. There is nobody I've ever heard of
they waitedil were twenty one. Doyou know anybody that waited until they were
(00:48):
twenty one to had their first sipof alcohol? My first college roommate was
a square. I'm pretty sure hewaited. Bro. I know squares too,
but damn man, I drink ofalcohol before or they were twenty one?
Anyway, just thought that was funny. Uh sixteen admitted to using a
fake ID. Okay, defaitely didthat. If you think people in government
(01:12):
have inside information on picking stocks,you're right they do. They outperform everybody
else by a long shot. Sowell, guess what, there's a new
trend every day people like you andme. They're copying the trade of the
politicians. They're using publicly, youknow, available data and tracking basically what
(01:34):
the politicians are doing and just copyingtheir investments and they're making out. It's
crazy to see the list of politiciansyou do. All this inside trading it,
man, it is crazy. You'llsee, like Pelosi's the worst man.
They've made like a fortune off,Like all this inside trading stuff.
It is big, millions of dollars. Nobody pays attention to it. It's
(01:57):
about time somebody said, you knowwhat, let's just follow their trends smart.
Yeah, yep, because they alwaysThere is no politician, not one
of them that is in Washington,DC who's not just killing it in the
stock market. I mean they allare, and I mean by hundreds of
percent. It's like, oh,I see what's going on there? All
(02:20):
right. An outgoing principal in Ohiowas arrested after attending to steal forty three
hundred dollars worth of electronics from theschool that he was leaving. Wow,
that's a lot. Wow, Idon't know a few computers, forty three
hundred bucks. Maybe what two threedesks? Well not desktop laptops maybe,
(02:40):
yeah, handful of laptops. Isaw that part of the list of that
was a bunch of video game controllers. Oh okay, yeah, stop it
probably not the rightest IDEA guy triedto break into a car outside of an
MMA gym. Whooped you, moron? Uh, some people are stupid,
(03:04):
and here's proof of it. Youknow those three dollars nine nineer cent mini
cooler bags from Trader Joe's, Well, those things are resalling online for over
one hundred dollars. You can goin right now Trader Joe's and get them
for like three dollars nine one centsand people just turn around, put them
up and sell the eBay and somefor one hundred dollars idiots. Wow.
(03:25):
I feel like there's the probably opportunityin his next commercial break for us to
go get a few of those.Man, just stop the whole radio thing
to start selling many cooler bags apparently. Is there anything special about them?
No? Okay, just I don'tknow why people are going spend that much
money on them. You spend onehundred dollars on a mini bag, a
little mini coup. I guess sosome people would. I don't know how
(03:47):
this is news, but in anew study says you will age better if
you cut back on TV time andreplace it with more physical activity. Well
half tag. Uh uh. There'sa brand book out about back door action.
It's called quote But seriously, Ithought that was hilarious. But seriously,
(04:08):
with two teas, and this isa big story out today says over
half of American men feel the needto quote tough it out when they don't
feel well, well good. What'swrong with that? You should tough it
(04:29):
out. You're a man. Andyou know what, all this feminization,
all this like demasculation of the menthat's going on this country is just it's
just ridiculous. Yeah, you're supposedto tough it out when you don't feel
good because you're a man. Quitwhine about it, shut up, rub
some dirt on it. You knowall that stuff your dad used to say.
Jesus, these little sissy ass men. Nowadays, the problem is man
(04:54):
men have be untold what real menare by women that didn't have a father,
and uh, it's nuts out there. So look, yeah, man
feel pressure to tough it out.You should. You know why, cause
you're a man. Should shut up, bud whim Dudes out there, go
get your tea levels. Check rockingmoutMan's cleaning dot com. Cheez it,
(05:17):
softy men. Next Thursday, Junetwentieth, Summer Solstice. It's the longest
day of the year basically for sunshine. That is fifteen hours of sunlight on
that day. Oh okay, man, that's a lot. It's that was
on Monica's birthday. Oh really,yeah, fitting she needs all that mours
(05:43):
of sunlight. She looks that good. Yeah, honey, she's not listening
anyway. Kroger found me a supermarkets, which I believe that's King Supers right,
yep. They're getting wagh forty fivethousand pints of ice cream. Oh
yeah, So here's what y'all dobefore you do for next Thursday. They
simply asked you to go to freeKroger ice Cream dot com Free Kroger ice
(06:06):
Cream dot Com and there's just adigital cupon that you download. Oh and
I was gonna do is show thatto the person on that day and any
Kroger brand ice cream or you know, anything fancy you can get for free
that day. So pretty cool,all right, yeah, oh, hold
(06:33):
up, never mind, that's forsome reason, the the catch promotion that's
not happening in every state. It'snot happening for whatever reason. California,
Colorado, Nevada, and Virginia blame. Why don't we get free ice cream?
(06:54):
Man? I wish I never wouldhave read the ice cream. It
could have almost tasted before now hepulled up my keypone right downloaded. Woman
in North Carolina named Tara. She'sworking as a server at a quote Upscille
restaurant over More day weekend. Shesaw a man see that table with a
(07:14):
blow up doll, so literally justhanging there dining with a blow up doll.
Uh. Terry couldn't help herself.She pulled out her camera made a
TikTok video. On the TikTok video, she says, Okay, I'm not
supposed to be making tiktoks at workbecause they have a policy not to be
making videos at work, but thiscalls for it. The video goes viral
(07:39):
and in a later interview she saidthat she was indeed fired for breaking the
rules, but she said, Idon't mind. I was playing on quitting
anyway. As for the guy,why he was dining with a blow up
doll? Was he really really lonely? Was he trying to whind and dines
had a blow up doll treated toa nice meal, a little time out
(08:00):
all the town, maybe showing heroff, get her all worked up for
the big evening. No new helost the fantasy football ben Ah punishment for
losing fantasy football league. You sucka fish. That's awesome. That's a
great payoff, right if she wasn'tplanning on quitting already, I think those
(08:24):
people should have called and said,hey, it's no big deal. It
was a payoff, but it waspolicy. And I could see if you
were in a place like Earls andthe waitresses were taking pictures of you that,
yeah, that would definitely be groundsfor firing. Yeah. Yeah.
But if it was a waffle house, yeah, I'd be like, no
break out the camera at waffle house. Oh man, there'd be people at
(08:46):
waffle house. And I got onetoo, right, I'll bring mine up
from the back, now you keepit there. Oh, I got the
newer model. So I guess youcould throw the temper tantrum at three.
It'd be okay for you know,for some scenarios, was a dude in
(09:07):
southern California's facing charges after throwing ahuge temper tantrum for his thirty ninth birthday
party. Oh yeah, it's likewhat you little crybaby? So you know
what he did? Man, dudefired a gun at police helicopters. Oh
that is a timpertrum. Yeah itis, so see, I think it's
(09:28):
happened a couple months ago. Lookslike happen him. March thirty, nine
year old Justin Jennings apparently been doingsome heavy drinking at his thirty ninth birthday
party. His family members started toleave because his drinking was causing a scene.
They were filtering out grabs. Arifle unloaded a full magazine inside the
(09:48):
house, which obviously prompted everybody elseto leave. You like, hey,
you know what and probably time rustgo home. Party's over. Hey he's
firing whip. Let's go, let'sgo. Anyway, one of the family
members called the cops, so policehelicopter started circling outside this newe's house.
Justin went upstairs, went out onthe deck and started popping out shots at
(10:09):
the helicopter. Oh no, hecontinue finding at the helicopter for twenty minutes.
Wow. Now he's facing charges forattempting damage destroyed disabling aircraft. That's
an ugly charge. I wonder whatDad goes down for. Ooh, that's
gotta be big. This seems morethan just a tantrump. Well you should
(10:31):
note that the next time he mightbe able to celebrate his birthday, who
will be at fifty nine, he'sfacing twenty years in prison. Oh wow,
yeah, yeehaw wow. Yeah,that's a big charge. All right.
A few months ago, fifty sevenyear old cat. Oh, this
(10:54):
is the second grade teacher. Hername is Wendy Munson. So I remember
I believe sharing this story with youguys in stupid stories. She was hammered
like she was house. I wantto say, she was like three times
a legal limit. And if Irecall, right, this was in the
morning that they the students of principalhad to call about her. Anyway,
her blood alcohol. Yeah, hereyou go are her blood alcohol that was
(11:16):
more two times legal limit. Eventwo hours after the police recalled. Yesterday,
Oh, the DA dropped the charges. Listen to this. This world
is crazy, y'all. This iswhat the DA, the district attorney says,
because why it's quote highly appropriate.It's not illegal to teach drunk.
(11:41):
Oh come on, man, Imean they're like, we don't know what
to charge this lady with. Thereis no crime on the bill. When
does common sense leave the room?I mean, what, it's not illegal
to teach drunk? Well don't youthink it should be? How did she
get to work? So that's what'skey. The two criminal charges could have
(12:07):
been for a dui for driving schooldrunk child endangerment, but investigators couldn't prove
that the children had been endangered.And listen this and Wendy was drunk when
she arrived in the school. Nowthis sounds stupid because if I recall,
right, uh looks the story schoolhas a comment. Okay, here you
(12:31):
go. The cops were called.Yeah, the cop were called. What
time you think cops were called?Ooh? Probably probably about nine o'clock,
nine o'clock in the morning, eighttwenty in the morning. So she's like
in homeroom, hammered. It's notlike you could, you know, get
(12:52):
to school at eight o'clock, poundall this alcohol and be drunk by eight
thirty when the cop show up.I don't know. Maybe she's one of
those teachers that wears the baseball helmetwith the two beer holders in it,
a little straw that comes down.Oh, definitely a p and hell teacher.
Anyway, I guess I'm not surewhether she's gonna get out. Scotfre
(13:18):
He school has a commentaist to whetheror not she's been canned. Parents say
there's a new teacher in place,or should be a new teacher in place,
and she wasn't doing that at theend of a long day, no,
sir, cops are called eight twentyin the morning. I'd say she
got a little bit of an alcoholproblem. So yeah, not illegal to
teach second grade drunk
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