Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex

Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex

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One o seven nine KBP I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stalin.
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some all right, So let's getinto it, man. Some funny stuff
of Vladimir Putin in the news fora couple of reasons. One story I'll

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tell you in a minute. Butthis is just because appere you visit North
Korea for the first time in twentyfour years. That's significant. He was
greeted with North Korea's highest honor.You know what that is? What's that
food he's giving? Food? Samonellaoutbreak is linked to a pet lizard droppings

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pet lizard dropping. Yeah as well. I want to do a post service
announcement here real quick. Look,if if you have a lizard, just
make sure that your pet lizard droppingsare always thoroughly cooked. Just want to
put that out there for you weirdosthat have pet lizards. You are a
weird breed, though, I willtell you they've got a pet lizard that's
just weird. So this is somewhatdisturbing. Statue of the Virgin Maria in

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Mexico reported crying tears of blood carespeculate why Mmm, she gotta be sad
about something. I feel like she'ssad that she could only afford thirty three
of the thirty four variants of TaylorSwift's new album, I mean it's rough
out there. Yeah, times aretough. You want to hear some Disney

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inspired baby names? Oh? Iwould love them? Huh Mereda, I
don't know what that is. Murder, mr Ida, whatever, Coda,
Moana, Finnick, Mirabelle. Theseare terrible names, man, these are
terrible names, just awful names.Somebody want to I mean, I get

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it. I guess you inspired theDisney princess or what. These are terrible
names, but hey whatever. Ifeel like names nowadays are more of a
like try to trip people up,like, you know, trying to people
up, Yeah, because they alwaysdo, like, Hey, I want
to name you. Uh, Idon't know, Jesse, but spell it
with like a H Y T HE S S T A. You figure

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that one out, right. You'renot getting any extra points because your kid's
Scrabble point name comes up with somethingin Scrabble halftime. I'll see people's names,
now, what the is that yousaid. I heard the the MC
at the National American Myths Competition.Oh, they were coming by getting like
they spelled u tanas because my daughteris named y U t A n n

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a okay right, and she Ilove the way she did. She said,
you y o U hyphen ta ta h and then nuh in uh
okay. So that's how they wroteout utana. There were a few of
them. They were just butchering men. But you know, to be fair,

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some of these names people are bestowedupon their kids are ridiculous, stupid.
I mean, the class of twentyforty, it's gonna be almost they're
gonna have to get AI to readsome of the names off. I know.
Yah. Cyber trucks are coming toyour local police departments. Apparently several
departments from several different states have alreadyordered them and are interested. Oh okay,

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it seems odd. Restaurant in Indianapolisis closed the dining after the owners.
We're inundated with backlash. People areupset that they banned kids under five
because they're too unsanitary. I seeit. I mean for those people that

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are pissed, those people probably neverhad a kid under five. I'll be
honest, I got no problems withit. I get it with the band,
Yeah yeah, I mean there's plentyof places that would love to have
your kids. And why do peoplecare what other people do? Like,
you know, if a restaurant wasa band kids under five or parents with

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kids, so what, just don'tgo there? So what? We had
a restaurant that band, people underthirty didn't Yeah yeah, and they were
id in fools at twenty nine.If you're a dude at thirty two,
you couldn't get in. Guys withthirty five and the females with thirty right,
this is just five and hunder soyou're excluding a lot. I mean

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that demographic is small in comparison.Those kids don't really want to go there
anyway, right, stop bitching aboutit all right? While back there was
a freak out over YouTube making peoplewatch ads before first aid and CPR videos.
Well that rage is back because apparentlya woman in Europe died while somebody

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wasted eighteen seconds watching an ad beforea CPR video. Oh come on,
I'm like, wait eighteen seconds.That seems like they're really bad at CPR
after those eighteen seconds, right,Like if I hear somebody yell, hey,
Siri, how do I do uhCPR? While I'm choking. Yeah,

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I'm I'm sorry, Yeah, sorry, I'm a lord. I'm coming.
Yeah. You know. I wasat Central City back mid nineties and
I was at a restaurant and Ichoked on a piece of meat and the
I was at a date and Icouldn't, dude, I went out like
lights out, like real quick becauseI already breathe that and I was laughing

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at something. I was sucked inthe meat and it blucked my windpipe and
the bartender jumped over the bar andperformed the heimrich maneuver on me. Oh
yeah, yeah a girl, OhI can't do it like that. I
was like whoa and she's like.Everybody was around and they were like she
just saved your life. And I'mlike you you're so small. I'm like,

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thanks. That was weird. Yeah, that was crazy. I tipped
a big good good. I thinkI gave most of my gamly money,
you know what. I feel likeI won tonight, so I got tip
it like one hundred bucks. Thanks. That three dollars stick was not worth
it. Well, if you don'tknow CPR, maybe this is your warning

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right here? Yeah, learn itbefore you have to get on YouTube to
figure it out. That sucks.Oh honey, stop, I'm just I
gotta watch this ad. I'm wayto skip. Calm, you're choking.
Prices will getting you so high thatpeople how high willie people making one hundred
and seventy five to two hundred thousanddollars eas coupons when shopping online join the

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rest of us. I guess,peaky outers. Broke women prefer more feminine
facial features over manly men, possiblybecause those men seem more loyal or more
likely to invest in long term parentalcare, that says, I guess that's
a weird study, but only broke. That's so, that's a weird demographical

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filter out right. What's your filter? Poor bitches? Huh? Broken?
What do you what do you considera broke woman? Like? Hut?
That makes no sense to me.And I hope they're talking financial broke and
not mentally broke, cause all ofmentally broke. These women are broken.

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H Yeah, that's the dumbest.That's just there's a whole lot of questions
going on there. What do youget, Like, I don't imagine they
consider women who maybe don't have ajob. But dude, stay at home
mom. That's the full time job. Man, that is that's hard work,
all right. A man at Illinoislooks like he was on supervised Oh.

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I saw the story yesterday. Thisstory is crazy. This dude was
on su provis release after serving elevenyears in prison for robbing a bank out
of eighty seven thousand dollars. Thisdude was caught stealing a dollar from a
grocery store. Oh, a dollar, a dollar, and they busted him.
Ooh, going back to jail adot dude, Hey number one,

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Look, don't take a dollar,dumb man. I know it's a dollar,
but seriously, I would Man ifI got out of jail at eleven
years for stealing, I wouldn't steal. I don't steal a thing anyway.
I hate people to steal, butman, I wouldn't take. If there

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is a damn dollar laying on thepavement, I'd be like, nope,
not my dollar. I'm not pickingit up like I should avoid the take
a penny leave a penny tray rightright, I'm only leaving a penny if
that. I just don't want toget a rest again. Stealing the dollar.
Was it worth it? All?Right? Study out stand for metal,
staying up past one am is abad choice for your mental health.

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Oh no, oh no. Andthis is even if you consider yourself a
quote night owl. A study ishow big the study was? This study
included over seventy five thousand people,oh wow, and it looked at the
participants participants preferred sleep timing. Basically, it's the biggest study on sleep timing
ever done, and it basically relatedtheir sleep timing to their you know,

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actual sleep behavior. So it foundthat early birds and night owls both had
higher rates a mental and behavioral disorders. Go figure that out if they regularly
stayed up past one am. Nowthat's counter to the expectation, which is
basically assumed that it was more aboutquality and duration of sleep, not when

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you choose to get it. Butthis is where it got interesting. When
they tested different types of people goingto sleep at varying bed times, they
actually found that the night people,the people consider themselves night owls, who
went to bed late, were theworst by far. The idea is that
morning people who were up late knowthat they they're not in the quote right

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mind. To mak any good decisions. Meanwhile, the night person who is
up late thinks, oh, I'mfeeling great, this is a great decision.
I'm making it three in the morning. So they didn't filter it out
that their mind was tired. Theymake the best decisions and whatnot. So
night owl people you better watch outfor, because whatever they're decided to do
at three am, in their mind, they think it's straight up best decision

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ever. Morning people are like,nah, that's not the best decision.
Uh. Kind of funny though,it's we all know somebody like that,
right. Oh absolutely. It waslike doing the dumbest things at the dumbest
times, Like what are you doingat two point thirty in the morning,
three in the morning. Oh,I just bought something stupid or did something

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stupid. That's why that's when theyrun those infomercials. Oh yeah, man,
there's a reason for it. Youknow, if I just got there
at their electric abdomen stimulator thing,I'd have a six pack in a week.
They don't run Girls Gone Wild commercialsat noon, right, what do

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you mean there's somebody lonely that wantsto talk to me right now at lunchtime?
That'd be awesome. McDonald's is ditchingtheir new AI ordering system. So
they've been testing it drive throughs pastcouple of years. You've seen new McDonald's
have that weird AI ording thing atthe counter. Even well, it looks
like they're they're ditching it at leastfor a few years. So the plan

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was to expand it, but nowthat's not happening, at least not with
the AI that they built with IBMTikTokers have apparently been documented a bunch of
funny issues that this AI has beenhaving. For example, put like I
saw one on where try to addbacon to the dude's ice cream, and
I was like, Hey, that'spretty good, right, AI must know

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something we don't know. You shouldtry that. But McDonald's announced that the
AI system will be turned off inall their restaurants at the end of next
month. Now does that mean thatthe humans have won? M Now,
we've not won, but we wesurvived a little longer, if you know
what I mean. McDonald said yesterdayin a statement that they plan to explore

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voice ordering solutions more broadly, addedthat they still see a quote tremendous opportunity
to use AI going forward, andthey hinted in the prep meal department.
So watch what happens when robots aremaking the big Max. You know what
I'm saying. That's gonna be wild, right, it's coming all right.

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Somebody completed a marathon inside of aTaco Bello in the lobby. Yeah,
a young woman named Madison. Sheapparently does stunts on social media for you
know, likes and clicks, y'all. She does stunts and apparently her her
gig is she likes to become thefirst person to do things. Okay,

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that's her deal. She likes toset world records, be the first person
to do things. Well, shenow became the first person to run a
complete marathon inside of a taco bellHow funny is that? So wow?
She didn't this how she did it? She didn't just walk around the restaurant
or run around the restaurant. Iguess she did that for the first for

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the first little bit. Then sheordered a Baja Blast eight canteena chicken bowl,
and nacho fries on a treadmill whileshe finished it. Oh, it
took ten hours and three minutes,about fifty eight thousand steps. She finished
twenty six point three miles. Thatnight at nine pm. So, I

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mean, if she ran around therestaurant, I think it would be fun,
right, But if she did ona treadmill the whole time, I
mean, it's treadmill running is alittle different than running around on the street,
isn't it. Yeah, A wholelot different. All right, here's
a tell me. This is inthe scene off a Fast and Furious movie.
This is a wild kind of scenario. So NYPD trying to figure out

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what happened after a Porsche plunged overthe side of a New York City parking
garage and landed on its roof.Now, the vehicles somehow plunged from the
second level of a target parking lotand ended basically upside down on its roof.
Police found wards of cash, rolledup one hundred dollars bills in like

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wads, and a cell phone,all taped to the undercarriage of the Porsche,
taped to the bar which is nowface up. Correct. Yeah,
the underneath of that Porsche had allkinds of wads of one hundred dollars bills
like taped up and packages underneath theporch and a cell phone. Now,

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this happened Sunday, shortly after fiveam. Seeing nothing good happens after three
in the morning, three to sixthere's that window. Bad decisions, Yep.
The driver did not remain at thescene. According to police, no
injuries were reported. Authorities did nothave any information about whether the porch was
stolen or not, or even whoit belongs to. So that's a wild

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mystery. But I'm looking at thispicture one, two, three, four
or five six seven looks like sevento eight fat wads of one hundred dollars
bills. Wow, like probably tangsin each of those wads, probably one
hundred thousand dollars actually stuffed under thiscar just to cash. I'd be like,

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it's raining porches and money. Iwant to know how the police don't
know who the car belongs to,Like it's got to be registered, right,
you know, you would think so, right, But nowadays who knows?
There's probably some violation of this,that and the other for license plates

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and registration. Now I don't know, probably can't get it unless you,
I don't know, pay some flyingporsches to me out of a target parking
lot. Just seemed like a wildeDenominally, you begin with, let alone
the cops not being able to trackthe person down, or who just leaves
money in cell phones tape to aThis is a damn James Bond movie.
What's going on in New York anyway? Eighteen old woman in Iowa named Samayah

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Thomas. She was supposed to havea first date on Sunday with the guy
she's been talking to on a dateand app they've been chatting for about a
week, week and a half.At the last minute, she decides she
did not want to go out ona date with him up cold feet.
So instead of just being like anormal eighteen year old and just calling the

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person, say hey, you knowwhat, man, not necessarily feeling this
right now, let's try later whateversaid, just confronting it, she called
nine one one on him. NowI understanding this dude's just been talking to
her for like a week, right, He's like, okay, let's meet
up. We'll go out, takeyou out for coffee, dinner, whatever.
He's on his way. She callsnine one one, told the cops

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he was an abusive ex boyfriend hewas outside and that he threatened to hit,
punch, kick, and stabber.She also claims she was pregnant with
his child. Just think about whatshe's doing to this dude. I mean,
this dude is just like I was. I was just gonna take her

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out. She's saying he's abusive,he's threatening to kill her, hit her,
she's pregnant with his baby. Andthis is a first date, first
date? What the hell's wrong withwomen? Like, why don't you just
call him? Or just saying whatam I feeling it? Or you know,
emergencies popped up. I got abest friend and she had a car

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accident. I can't make it,I mean anything besides called nine to one
one and telling the police that thisguy's abusive, wants to kill you,
you're pregnant with his child. Theguy she was supposed to go out with
was leaving the scene when cops gotthere, so of course they detained him.
Can imagines the poor guy's just leavingthe driveway and cops roll up,
comes drawn. He's like, uhwhat Her dad must be a cop.

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Anyway, he showed them the messageson his phone, which proved that she
was the one lion. She eventuallyadmitted it to the cops that she just
got cold feet and didn't want tomeet him anymore, and that's why she
called nine to one one and madeup all that well all the lights.
Uh whah. She's faced the twoto the charges for placing a false night

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one one call and found a FOSSEreport. But hashtag women are crazy?
What just call the guy, youknow? Despite all the hassles that she
put that guy through, that guyat least got off of this relationship asap.
He knows not to call her back, or he knows the sex would

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be fantastic. One of those,Well, he knows both. He knows
the sex would be fantastic. However, imagine the call after they go out
of a date. The call beforethe date is he's abusive, he's trying
to kill me, and I'm pregnantwith his child. Imagine the phone call
she makes after a couple of dates. Right, this dude killed my puppies,

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murdered my mom. I mean like, yeah, you would get bad.
So sometimes it's not worth it,man, I know regrets, got
a beautiful ass, but sometimes it'snot worth it.