Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.

Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it.

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One o seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories. Sto y'all
all stop? Yeah you are somestories brought you buy Ticketmaster. They need
the help, not f Ticketmaster.Oh are we signing with the hackers?
All right? Brought to you byhackers? Yeah, not them either.

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Is there a metal ground is it? I mean, nobody likes to see
if come getting hacked or you know, especially if you're one of their customers
and your info maybe in there.But do you feel I don't know,
do you feel like, ah,it's just Ticketmaster. Those bastards would do

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it to us, you know,they feel like they drag us a little
bit, so you know it's justifiedsome way, somehow, right, you
know, like there's companies out therethat you might like and be like,
oh, I don't want to seeuh right, right, Like Dairy Queen,
I like Blizzard. I don't wantto see Dairy Queen get hacked.
But Ticketmaster I'd like to see themget knocked down a notch or two.
You know. I feel like alot of people they walked by the the

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hacker slash Ticketmaster feud, they wouldkick Ticketmaster, you know, you know,
just walking by to go oh thisTicketmaster? Well, just the got
you there to run, you know, I mean maybe it's just me.
Maybe it's just me. Same thingprobably goes for like Excel. We'd be
like, oh, yeah, Iwouldn't mind seeing them get knocked down a

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peg or two, right right,yeah, for sure? Who's the worst
company? God? I remember Ihad that thing where I kept trying to
cancel them. They wouldn't let me. Oh that was your phone service,
right Internet? Yeah? Stuff?What is that trash ass company? Oh?
The suck anyway, let's good toit. Thirty seven year ol woman
Arkansass facing charges because well, shewas visiting her son and Juvie and she

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broke the glass out of a cancerfundraising candy machine and stole a bunch of
money. I'd set a good example, mom. No, Mom, just
you know, living a good life. The apple doesn't fall too far from
the tree. I guess is thata cancer candy machine there? Well I'm
taking that. That's free money.Good lord. How about this seventy five

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year old pastor facing federal charges afterhe he assaulted his wife on an airplane.
Oh bad past her. He wasapparently upset that she got upgraded in
the first class. So what doyou do? Wait, she got upgraded
and he didn't. He didn't getupgraded. She got upgraded. Oh so

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he's like, oh, I showyou you get upgraded. So he apparently
he smacked her and then he flippedher the bird. Oh you get some
of this. That's your wife,bro. Maybe it's some dudes like,
hey, you want to sit byme, We'll go back there and economy.

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If you and Monica were split up, would one of you take first
class on the other or would yoube like, we're fine, We'll both
both stake don't care. I mean, if we had to be split up,
you could take first class? Whatif it wasn't you had to be
What if it was just offered up? You're getting on flight attendant comes back
today and says, oh, holdon, with or without kids. Let's

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say without kids, it's just youand Monica find somewhere on vacation and and
and white attendant comes up to Monicaand says, hey, would you like
to go sit first class? Isshe sitting by me at the time,
Yes, you're both sitting together.She's not gonna go. She's not gonna
go. Okay, she did,I'd be pissed, but I wouldn't smack
her a flip with the bird you'llsite in National Park. Some people start

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leader crap in the wilderness, Like, honest, god, their crap because
apparently they got to tell people stopleaving soiled toilet paper and your poop oh
around to grab a single use,disposable plastic bag and handle that. They
have a creative marketing to go withus, like bear's poop in the woods?
You don't. People don't no,but maybe it should be, like,

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you know, if you poop inthe woods, you could get pooped
by a bear? All right?A church in Tennessee, how to raffle?
Or the fourth of July weekend toraffle? Four? Oh? Uh
maybe church in Tennessee. Yeah.Maybe some fireworks Well, I mean you
could say it's fireworks. Closer guestswould be an AR fifteen. Oh you

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know, fireworks AR fifteen all thesame. I saw the headline. I'm
likegain, what so what the problemthat? Sure there's a lot of people.
Was that a gunshot or is thatfireworks? Both? Shake Shack is
selling large yellow body pillow in theshape of a crinkly cut French fry.

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I don't know why people were inthose things. Christma Kreme was selling a
dozen donuts for eighty seven cents onFriday. Oh the occasion, they're eighty
seventh anniversary. Oh okay, notbad, all right? Moving on,
there's a have you seen this?There's a bar in California that shared this
yesterday, day four yesterday he uhstud goes O bar in San Diego.

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It's called the Catalina Lounge. Well, he was closing his tabs tab of
twenty four bucks. An need littlescreen that gives you the tip options?
Sure? Have you you seen itbefore? Right, I've seen it before,
like this too? What are theoptions? I want to say?
Usually the bottom option is fifteen.I think it usually goes fifteen to twenty
twenty five. How about this?How about the options for this being getting

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four suggested tips? Fifty percent andone? H Wow, that's a big
twenty four dollars tip on a twentyfour dollars order. Wow, that's the
guy took a photo of it.And you know, I don't know,
is it is it a little predatory? That? So it's a bar and

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you gotta imagine they're gonna have someyou know, drunk clientele, right,
it's almost like you give those optionsand it's like you get a drunk person
on there. You know, hemay hit a one hundred percent double his
Like, I know, it seemslike a little shady. Got a cute
bartender there that gave him a coupleof winks and he's like, yeah,
I'll tip that girl a hundred bucks, right, just what button? You

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know? Yeah, I don't know. It seems a little odd, but
one hundred percent. Man, that'swhere we're at now. There is crazy.
So I imagine the who touched thethermostat fights are getting ready to get
real interesting. Now, so thisstory broke yesterday. Organ's biggest power company
is rolling out those new smart thermostatprograms like we have here in Colorado.

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If you was suck efficient signed upwith this program, what do they call
it? Here's some catchy name.Right, it's not smart meters, but
it's like smart thermostat or something likethat. It's like it leads you to
believe it's gonna be more affordable,more efficient, and less of a hassle,
right right, Like those are hisselling points. Oh, it's more

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efficient, save you money, saypig, hey, save your money.
Saves your money. Does it though, Uh none. Here's why I bring
it up. The oh the whatis this company called? It didn't actually
say this Oregon company anyway, justgoes on to say this new smart thermal

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stat program can change the temperature inyour home. So other cities have adapted
these similar programs, Denver being oneof them. If you install a smart
thermostat, you pay a little lesseach month in exchange for letting them control
your thermostat remotely. That's in thesmall script you probably don't pay attention to.

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Oh, I get a seven fewbucks every month, Sure, I'll
do that. I think the claimis they average them out over a period
of a year, so all thebills are a little bit more of a
consistent price, okay, versus somespikes and irregularities in certain seasons or whatnot.
That makes sense. However, whatthey don't tell you is the fact

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that you're setting your thermostat to seventywell, they can creep it up to
seventy three, seventy four, seventyfive. Not only that, but they
could also minimize your time in peakhours, peak operating hours, this new
organ version reduces. Listen to thisduring peak hours is where they get during

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peak out what are our peak hours? I want to say ours is it's
either one to seven or three toseven something like that. So during peak
hours in Oregon, they're saying that, oh, this is three to nine
in Oregon. Oh okay, thatthey can up the temperature a few degrees
to reduce the strain on the electricgrid. Now, some cities set the

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max even higher, you know,four or five degrees at the ours is
four degrees, okay, LA's isfour degrees. It's one of those things
that they can control it remotely.They could also override some of the settings
if you will, but you haveI believe you have the option to somehow
manually override it on your end aswell. So it's just a back and

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forth. But just know, ifyou're setting your temperature for seventy and your
house is seventy four, well that'sall because you know, Excel Energy is
like now, we don't think so, right, They'll be slapping the wife
being like, stop turning up thethermostatic. Yeah, and here's again,
why are they doing this? Whydo they claim they're doing this, uh,
to ease pressure on the electric grid. Yes, but at the same

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time, the same people are tellingyou to buy an electric car. Is
that not the dumbest thing in theworld. Uh, people will do well.
We got to reduce the strain.And you want everybody plugging an electric
car. Something. Something's not riotreving right one of them directions. This
isn't conducing to the other. Youknow what I'm saying. All right?

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How sad is this New Jersey's secondlargest lottery jackpot of the year. Uh
oh has not been claimed? Thisgood lord? This ticket is worth one
point one three billion dollars. Itwas drawn during the March Mega Millions and

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it remains unclaimed. The winning ticketwas sold on March twenty six, the
Jersey winner. That's where episode hasnot come forward. Now, if a
Mega Minion's jackpot prize is not claimedwithin required time limit, each participating in
state will get back all the moneythe state contributed to the unclaimed jackpot.

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Really yeah. Each state uses itsunclaimed lottery prizes for different purposes. They
can repurpose it. Oh, soeach state gets that money back. Could
you imagine having a one point onethree billion dollar winning lottery ticket and never

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checking it? Oh man, wewent to the wash. Could you imagine
travesty that was here, Like,oh, all right? For for Colorado
wins, the money goes into abeneficiary fund where it is distributed to the
great outdoors Colorado, the Conservation TrustFund and Colorado Parks and Wildlife. How

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great should our parks and wildlife bewith them? Isn't that where some of
the marijuana tacks goes to? Ithink the marijuana tacks just goes to the
general fund at this point, schools, general funds, parks and recreations.
Somebody's mind and the pocketst' sure?All right? Aviation mechanic has tragically died
as of getting sucked into a Boeingpassenger jet engine. Wow. So the

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signian Ozba Ozba fozzi Ami. Hewas doing his routine, mating his work
when the incident occurred. The engineon the right wing of the plane was
turned on for a test check withthe cover flaps open. He apparently realized
that he'd forgotten a tool near theengine, went towards the turbine before getting

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sucked into it. Oh no,then bowie planes are crazy nowadays they're eating
people one hundred planes, planes,planes just they're killing us as fast as
possible. All right, how aboutthis crazy story? So let's happen Connecticut

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connecting car dealerships and bug trouble.You got little explaining to due. Has
an employee decided to go for ajoy ride and crash the customers one hundred
thousand dollars Camaro? Ooh man,this twenty eighteen Camaro Z L one E
Hendrick edition only had nine hundred andeighty miles on it. Oh wow,

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Oh that would suck. Only threereels of the od doometer had actually been
used. Dude, it's got sixpoint two leader Supercharge V eight makes big
power. And apparently the customer broughtit into the service department with X this
is under quotations X polsit instructions thatthe car was not to leave the lot.

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So he knew something was up.He had a feeling like, uh,
look, make sure no punk backthere is gonna drive my car.
When he pulled it in, itprobably gathered a crowd. Right, everybody's
looking around at it like, oohlooks nice. I'd like to drive this
car. Right. He brought itin because it wouldn't start. His instructions
were under no circumstances. Wasn't employedto take this vehicle off the lot?

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Well, they did, and theycrashed it totally. Uh, now he's
lost in the seeing conversation, Pianidamages. There's no word on the dollar
figures, but I imagine it's gonnahave two key words in their emotional distress.

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Hey, it could be worse.He could. Well, he could
get a ticket for avoiding an innkeeper? Was that it defraud defraud defrauding an
innkeeper aka the Dyna dash? Yeah, he sucking fish all right? And
lastly, a man Ohio named MatthewPancake. He got an awesome name,

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Matty Pancakes. Matt Pancake. Hegot arrested for a series of break ins
early yesterday morning. He broke ina famous footwear and then he broke into
a restaurant called Roosters. While Iwas seen on camera wearing a leopard print
Uh, he was wearing leopard printpajamas with footgies. Anyway, he kept

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that whole animal theme going. Hebroke into a pet store called Petland,
and apparently he set a bunch ofanimals free. You're free. He's he's
one of those guys, right,he's a hero? Yeah? Is he?
Though? He led a bunch ofbunnies, birds, dogs, hamsters

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all that stuff that let him goin the middle of the mall. It
was an ace Venturer scene where hejust opens the doors run free. Yeah,
you're free anyway. So police caughtup with Matthew in the Big Lots
parking lot and they discovered not one, not two, not three, but
four hamsters in his pajamas. Yes, his leopard print pajamas with the foot

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seeson. What was this guy doingwith four hamsters in his pajamas? He
brought those from home. He wasjust out looking for friends, right,
it's funny. Oh no, no, no, no, those are my
hamsters. I know you have meon video going through the pat store,

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but these are mine. I gotthese hamsters to go. He's charged to
break into entering, vandalism, afew other things for the animals. Police
did ever recover the couple of dogs, multiple birds yet another hamster. Authority
is still looking for more bunnies,more birds, and a missing ferret.

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Weirdo. I just imagine dude infull on leopard print pajamas with footsies like
that. That's a look if you'rebreaking it in or not. Nothing says
I'm a hardened criminal. Like pajamadefinitely definitely helps you blend in wherever you go.