July 29, 2024 • 18 mins
A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, Yeah all stop that.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah you are stop story. Brought to you by Mile
High Piping Tobacco. We're gonna be out there on Wednesday
from five to six. We're gonna be at the one
on seventy fourth in Federal. Yep, we are doing a
ticket blitz out there.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We got to I'm gonna be out there.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh well, then you're gonna be slinging tickets to Core
and five Finger Death Punch, I Prevail, Creed Skillet and Sumpultura.
We got tickets every ten minutes plus you can, you know,
get all the fine stuff that you do at Mile Hip.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hip in the back. Awesome. All right, let's get tulloing
me some good ones. So apparently Amazon Driver and Georgia
got fired. That's somebody post a video of them doing
thirty five miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Thirty five thirty five miles an hour seems reasonable?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Wait on, oh the sidewalk, Oh yeah, twenty five miles
an hour on the side.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
One, Well faster for sidewalks.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What whoops? Yeah, probably should keep that on the road. Dumb, dumb.
How about this? A woman in Colombia ordered an air
fryer on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, I've been looking at ordering one as well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, opened the box and found an air fryer a
live lizard instead. Oh when their air airfrer lizard Scooma.
What that's not That's not what I ordered. All right, fellas,
be sure to tell your wife about this. New study
(01:38):
found the women who don't have sex at least once
a week seventy percent more likely to die in the
next five years. Oh no, oh no, that's terrible, honey.
This is for your health, not mine.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doing this for you, honey, honey, It's just.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Look, it's for your health. I'm just really into your health.
Shut up. Somebody crashed their trucking a restaurant and dinver
in the middle of the night and still about of steaks.
I guess it was was what Columbia.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Steakhouse, Columbine Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, Columbine steak So what they do that? It was
they just crashed into the building and just stole steaks.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yep, it's the Columbine Steakhouse and Lounge on Third and Federal.
But yeah, they just drove in, took only steaks, left
the alcohol and cash and everything else.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That was there or were just hungry. It's funny. I
don't how these steaks are just available. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Says here that they lost about two hundred and fifty
pieces of meat. They took a couple of trays of
t bones, they took New York's, they took filets surloins,
and I think they took four bags of Porterhouse. Those
are quotes from.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The Okay, I guess the last steaks. All right, Well,
look your friends, all of a sudden it's having, you know,
meat party. Hey, I got a steak party today. Come
on over. You might want to find out what he's
doing when he's gonna hit the next one, the aighborhood barbecue. Yeah, man,
but we got steaks. Firefighter in Virginia's on the administrative
(03:16):
leave after he was caught driving a fire engine while drunk.
Oh he was twice a legal limit. Admitted drinking eighteen
beers before his shift. Wow, damn eighteen bit What do
you want to peel on a fire and put it out?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
He was only double the limit, right, must.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Have been like, uh, I don't know, cors like Old Milwaukee, something.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like it's gotta be something that comes in like the
stone pack like the thirty stones.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Non alcoholic beer. Over two hundred thousand pounds of boar's
head deli meat got recalled things will the steria outbreak?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Toyota's recalling over one hundred thousand pickup trucks because the
engine can suddenly lose power and to fix it, they're
gonna actually replace the entire engine in all of the vehicles.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, got just a software update on the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Date, or we're gonna put a new intake on her
new head. They're gonna replace the entire engine. Wow man,
I want to check your recoll for that one. Wow. Man.
In Georgia, he had to be rescued after he lost
his throne in the woods. Okay, well he goes looking
(04:35):
for in the dark and then he fell out one hundred, no,
no fifty, a fifty foot Well, as if that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Matters, how anything more than ten twenty it's all the
same anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think anything after forty eight feet and just pretty
much it is pretty much the same. So anyway, yeah,
I had to be rescued felling a well, that suck.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's like that he's down there with no cell service, right, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Just I made a whell. Can you imagine it'd be terrible?
Isn't let that movie ring?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Or the girl crumbs going out of the well? All
she said, A well, little fine helicopter got hit by
gobball of spraying for mosquitoes near a golf course in Minnesota.
Look serves them, right. I'm just saying, and you're fine.
Helicopter lowered up where a godbab can hit you, that's you.
That's your fault. I told you. Sorry. If I'm on
(05:33):
a golf course and there's a helicopter that can hit,
I'm going for it. I mean I might yell four,
but I'm going for it.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They're not hearing it. The helicopter four boo got him.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Imagine I mean high five as he got. Somebody will
read it. I want to get this in a second,
because I putted this up testa owners talking about them
because they've been draping wet towels over supercharger cables to
mess with them. I guess there's a temperature gauge that
reads the the gauges the cables, and when the cables
(06:09):
start to heat up, it slows the charge down. So
they've draped wet towels over top of them to give
it a false reading on the temperature of the cables
and then they can charge their vehicles a little faster.
Now Tesla is saying, please don't do it because it
can break the equipment, and they said, doesn't really work.
(06:29):
But Tesla owners are like, yo, it's no, it works, man,
it's gonna jack up your equipment. But so what it works.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I feel like there's a reason why they slow it down.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, there is. It's thermal management. And you know, because
it will over time, it will degradate the the integrity
of those cables, right, and if it gets super super hot,
that only speeds it up. And they cost a lot.
So yeah, it's it's basically tricking the equipment and working harder. Ah. Yeah,
(06:59):
f the e isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But if you've got someplace to be now buy a
gas car.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Scuba diverage in Sweden found one hundred bottles of one
hundred and fifty year old wine in a shipwreck. Oh
here's the crazy part. The wine is drinkable. Oh could
you imagine the price of that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh fortune? Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
God, I wonder if that's it's crazy to think the
integrity of the wine would be good though.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean as long as it as long as water
hasn't seeped through the cork or whatever that is. I mean,
it's essentially the same as keeping it in a wine cellar.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, this is wild, all right. Well, I'm not
paying a lot for it, but if somebody gets a bottle,
I'll have a drink that. Yeah, one hundred and fifty
year old wine has been in the bottom of the
ocean floor. It's got a cool shipwreck wine them drives
the ship breck wine saltwater infused sounds expensive. San Diego's
(08:07):
big comic con event this weekend, Phone sex Company tried
to try to drum up some business. They offered, well,
they offered phone sex calls with different comic con characters.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So the Cody's one a hundred phone sex ran an
ad on X class Friday, letting comic con fans know
that their game for any and all cosplay or fantasy
role play calls. They post a video of a lady
in the really bad catwoman costume telling guys to call
it they want to talk to a you know, sexy
superhero for the first minute, and then eighty nine cents
(08:52):
a minute after that, and they had a whole list
of comics or superheroes you could talk to. You suggestions, Yeah,
that Kama Con people would be all into.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I bet Wonder Woman's pretty hot on there. I maybe, yeah, yeah, I'd.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Always see your god Lasso work on her only Fans page.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I was gonna say, I can't imagine too many females
are calling this looking for Captain America.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I really want to talk to Aquaman. All right, here
comes a stupet story based out of Colorado. Oh no,
little bitchy HOA members in a well in Colorado. But
they we kind of narrowed this in. This is where
(09:41):
was this Summit County. I think it's one of those
sort of unincorporated towns, although there is an HOA. It's
like a little mountain neighborhood. Anyway, they called the sum
Keutty Shares Office complaining about kids running an illegal lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh you Karen, you h o a Karen.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah. They said the kids were blocking the road. However,
when the deputies arrived, they found that the kids weren't
blocking the road at all. They weren't. They were fine,
they were they were sitting up on a sidewalk sell lemonade.
So the police did ask them to you know, move back,
so that they could say they moved them a little
bit further instead of, you know, on the sidewalk back
(10:27):
in the yard for their safety. Thing that mattered, right,
and that was settled. Deputies, Well, they're be gonna move out.
We're done here. Sure our work is done here. But
the homeowners, well, the homeowners came out and began yelling
at the kids, claiming that the kids were on private property.
(10:50):
Some kring you kids, you can't show your lemonade here,
and this is my yard and this is you know,
the point where the sidewalk kids, you know, on the corner.
So the deputies had to come back and guess what.
The deputies they found no issue with whether the kids
were selling their lemonade. Yeah. Like, if you're that grumpy
(11:18):
that you're bitching about kids selling lemonade, imagine how awful
your life must be. Like, imagine how every day you
gotta get up and find something talk about turn up
Mohill into a mountain. You gotta find something to bitch
about it. Make that your focus. Like little kids making
a couple bucks on lemonade and you're gonna bitch about
(11:41):
that and rat them out to the cops. God, you
must be miserable. You must hate your life. Damn, you
must have no friends. Like if you're that grumpy either,
you have no friends at all. And wonder why Cause
you're a grumpy bitch, that's why.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Go buy some lemonade. It'll make your day so much happier.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Hire the kids to mow your lawn. I don't know,
you just sound grumpy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I mean, they weren't doing anything destructive. I get it
if you know kids are throwing rocks, but it's a lemonade, man, right,
No permit, no permit, shut up, lock them up.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So mother in New York City hit up a Burger
King and got a kid's meal. The woman named Timothy Floyd.
She ordered a burger some fries for her four year
old daughter at the Burger King drive through in western
New York State. She requested no ketchup, no ketchup, don't
worry about putting ketchup. Don't need no ketchup. We don't
(12:46):
even like ketchup. But then, after hailing her daughter well
giving her daughter the bag, her daughter complained that she's
all ketchup on the packaging. Why does that ketchup on
the packaging when I ordered no ketch up? The mom
took a well, took a look at the bag, expected
herself stut, No, it's not ketchup. It's blood.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Ooh. Even worse.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, there wasn't just a drop or two, I guess.
It was splattered and it was smeared across the wrapper
of the food and even the kid's toy. The woman
freaked out called the restaurant she was too scared to
go back in person manager and told her that a
worker did cut his hand that day but didn't realize
it was. It was that bad. Uh oh oh, So
(13:31):
they invited the woman back for a full refund. Hey,
you know what, that was a kid's meal. We're gonna
give you back all your money. You won't get all
that five dollars back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We understand if you don't want another kid's meal.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So the woman wasn't satisfied with that.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh there's more, huh uh.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
She contacted Burt King Corp. And the local health department,
and she's having her daughter tested for a blood born illnesses.
That's too far.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Doesn't sound like she ate any but did she?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No? Oh no, says she did eat some of the fish.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, yeah, definitely checked. I thought he entered the bag right.
I thought you just saw it on the outside and
was like, oh, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Now looking for what is word? Burger King did end
up closing that location for quote deep cleaning and to
quote retrain all the team members. They also said that
they will cover the medical costs of the family as
a result of this year's situation. Okay, now, Tivity, it
(14:43):
looks like would that be no, would that be would
you be all right with that? Because Tivity says she's
made her priority to make sure that everybody realizes how
serious and disturbing this issue is. Is uh, oh's cause
(15:05):
I think there's some called emotional distress. Oh that means money, money, money, money.
How much you thinks she's gonna sue for million? Oh?
You got blood with blood on the package? It was
even on her toy.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
If they find out that she has some sort of blood.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Born illness, she ain't got no blood porny on.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't think so either. But if they do, no,
let's just not go.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
With the worst case scenario because that just adds to
the people over the top and there ain't no blood
born it would have reported the story there's a blood
borny on this, So no bloodborny on this.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
If that's not there, she doesn't get a million.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Uh. Silly, my daughter. She had blood on the toys.
She can never look at toys again. Her Christmas is
a run for the rest of her life. We need
three million dollars. Earlier this month, forty six year old nurse,
she apparently she's an eight at a prison and Indiana.
(16:03):
Her name was Regina Davis. She was caught trying to
smoke with some drugs hiding inside some frozen lasagna. Now
her plan was stupid. She basically was caught at the
front door when she tried to pass this lasagna through
the damn X ray machine. You know why because the
guard looked at lasagna, thought it looked suspicious. He dug
(16:26):
through it after it set the alarm off of the
in the metal detector, and they found several packages wrapped
in electric tape, contained three ounces of cocaine and two
ounces of marijuana. Uh. And Regina guess what Regina said?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What did Regina say?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Regina said, that's not my Lazagnia said she didn't know
about the drug. I didn't know about the drugs. Somebody
on the street hand me that lasagni. He said, won't
you take you to won't you take this jail with
you to day? You know what, I think that's a
good idea of frozen lasanna. But everybody like that. Uh yeah.
She apparently said that she'd been at a friend's house.
(17:04):
Always a friend's house. She's at a friend's house getting
a tattoo. Even, oh, gets better, she's I look, I
was at a friend's house getting a tattoo, because that's
where that's where we get our tattoos, at friend's house. Uh.
And the woman gave her two containers of lasagna to eat,
said she brought well, she brought it to work for lunch.
(17:25):
Big ass, huge help in a frozen lasagna. That's what
I'm packing here lunch today. Anyway, investigators didn't buy that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know why why?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, I looked through her phone. She had photos of
the wrap drug packages on her phone from earlier that day.
You know what she said about those Those are my pictures,
not my phone. That's not my phone anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
So for some clarification, if you do take the cocaine
the marijuana wrapped out of it. Can you bring somebody
in jail on lasagna?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I think you're bringing food as long as it doesn't
have drugs or you know, shanks and stuff of doing
it anyway. She was arrested on two pehony counts on
her cottax trafficking. She's pleaded not guilty because that's not
my lasagna and I don't know about the drugs now
my phone? Who put the pictures on her? She's now
(18:26):
claiming she did it because she was getting threatened threating messages.
She's been licensed as a nurse aid for over twenty years. Yeah,
they're not buying that one either. So all kinds of excuses.
There you go, stupid stories for your Monday. July twenty
ninth
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, Yeah all stop that.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah you are stop story. Brought to you by Mile
High Piping Tobacco. We're gonna be out there on Wednesday
from five to six. We're gonna be at the one
on seventy fourth in Federal. Yep, we are doing a
ticket blitz out there.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We got to I'm gonna be out there.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh well, then you're gonna be slinging tickets to Core
and five Finger Death Punch, I Prevail, Creed Skillet and Sumpultura.
We got tickets every ten minutes plus you can, you know,
get all the fine stuff that you do at Mile Hip.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hip in the back. Awesome. All right, let's get tulloing
me some good ones. So apparently Amazon Driver and Georgia
got fired. That's somebody post a video of them doing
thirty five miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Thirty five thirty five miles an hour seems reasonable?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Wait on, oh the sidewalk, Oh yeah, twenty five miles
an hour on the side.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
One, Well faster for sidewalks.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What whoops? Yeah, probably should keep that on the road. Dumb, dumb.
How about this? A woman in Colombia ordered an air
fryer on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, I've been looking at ordering one as well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, opened the box and found an air fryer a
live lizard instead. Oh when their air airfrer lizard Scooma.
What that's not That's not what I ordered. All right, fellas,
be sure to tell your wife about this. New study
(01:38):
found the women who don't have sex at least once
a week seventy percent more likely to die in the
next five years. Oh no, oh no, that's terrible, honey.
This is for your health, not mine.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doing this for you, honey, honey, It's just.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Look, it's for your health. I'm just really into your health.
Shut up. Somebody crashed their trucking a restaurant and dinver
in the middle of the night and still about of steaks.
I guess it was was what Columbia.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Steakhouse, Columbine Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, Columbine steak So what they do that? It was
they just crashed into the building and just stole steaks.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yep, it's the Columbine Steakhouse and Lounge on Third and Federal.
But yeah, they just drove in, took only steaks, left
the alcohol and cash and everything else.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That was there or were just hungry. It's funny. I
don't how these steaks are just available. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Says here that they lost about two hundred and fifty
pieces of meat. They took a couple of trays of
t bones, they took New York's, they took filets surloins,
and I think they took four bags of Porterhouse. Those
are quotes from.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The Okay, I guess the last steaks. All right, Well,
look your friends, all of a sudden it's having, you know,
meat party. Hey, I got a steak party today. Come
on over. You might want to find out what he's
doing when he's gonna hit the next one, the aighborhood barbecue. Yeah, man,
but we got steaks. Firefighter in Virginia's on the administrative
(03:16):
leave after he was caught driving a fire engine while drunk.
Oh he was twice a legal limit. Admitted drinking eighteen
beers before his shift. Wow, damn eighteen bit What do
you want to peel on a fire and put it out?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
He was only double the limit, right, must.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Have been like, uh, I don't know, cors like Old Milwaukee, something.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like it's gotta be something that comes in like the
stone pack like the thirty stones.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Non alcoholic beer. Over two hundred thousand pounds of boar's
head deli meat got recalled things will the steria outbreak?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Toyota's recalling over one hundred thousand pickup trucks because the
engine can suddenly lose power and to fix it, they're
gonna actually replace the entire engine in all of the vehicles.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow, got just a software update on the.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Date, or we're gonna put a new intake on her
new head. They're gonna replace the entire engine. Wow man,
I want to check your recoll for that one. Wow. Man.
In Georgia, he had to be rescued after he lost
his throne in the woods. Okay, well he goes looking
(04:35):
for in the dark and then he fell out one hundred, no,
no fifty, a fifty foot Well, as if that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Matters, how anything more than ten twenty it's all the
same anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think anything after forty eight feet and just pretty
much it is pretty much the same. So anyway, yeah,
I had to be rescued felling a well, that suck.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's like that he's down there with no cell service, right, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Just I made a whell. Can you imagine it'd be terrible?
Isn't let that movie ring?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Or the girl crumbs going out of the well? All
she said, A well, little fine helicopter got hit by
gobball of spraying for mosquitoes near a golf course in Minnesota.
Look serves them, right. I'm just saying, and you're fine.
Helicopter lowered up where a godbab can hit you, that's you.
That's your fault. I told you. Sorry. If I'm on
(05:33):
a golf course and there's a helicopter that can hit,
I'm going for it. I mean I might yell four,
but I'm going for it.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They're not hearing it. The helicopter four boo got him.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Imagine I mean high five as he got. Somebody will
read it. I want to get this in a second,
because I putted this up testa owners talking about them
because they've been draping wet towels over supercharger cables to
mess with them. I guess there's a temperature gauge that
reads the the gauges the cables, and when the cables
(06:09):
start to heat up, it slows the charge down. So
they've draped wet towels over top of them to give
it a false reading on the temperature of the cables
and then they can charge their vehicles a little faster.
Now Tesla is saying, please don't do it because it
can break the equipment, and they said, doesn't really work.
(06:29):
But Tesla owners are like, yo, it's no, it works, man,
it's gonna jack up your equipment. But so what it works.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I feel like there's a reason why they slow it down.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, there is. It's thermal management. And you know, because
it will over time, it will degradate the the integrity
of those cables, right, and if it gets super super hot,
that only speeds it up. And they cost a lot.
So yeah, it's it's basically tricking the equipment and working harder. Ah. Yeah,
(06:59):
f the e isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But if you've got someplace to be now buy a
gas car.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Scuba diverage in Sweden found one hundred bottles of one
hundred and fifty year old wine in a shipwreck. Oh
here's the crazy part. The wine is drinkable. Oh could
you imagine the price of that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh fortune? Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
God, I wonder if that's it's crazy to think the
integrity of the wine would be good though.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean as long as it as long as water
hasn't seeped through the cork or whatever that is. I mean,
it's essentially the same as keeping it in a wine cellar.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, this is wild, all right. Well, I'm not
paying a lot for it, but if somebody gets a bottle,
I'll have a drink that. Yeah, one hundred and fifty
year old wine has been in the bottom of the
ocean floor. It's got a cool shipwreck wine them drives
the ship breck wine saltwater infused sounds expensive. San Diego's
(08:07):
big comic con event this weekend, Phone sex Company tried
to try to drum up some business. They offered, well,
they offered phone sex calls with different comic con characters.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So the Cody's one a hundred phone sex ran an
ad on X class Friday, letting comic con fans know
that their game for any and all cosplay or fantasy
role play calls. They post a video of a lady
in the really bad catwoman costume telling guys to call
it they want to talk to a you know, sexy
superhero for the first minute, and then eighty nine cents
(08:52):
a minute after that, and they had a whole list
of comics or superheroes you could talk to. You suggestions, Yeah,
that Kama Con people would be all into.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I bet Wonder Woman's pretty hot on there. I maybe, yeah, yeah, I'd.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Always see your god Lasso work on her only Fans page.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I was gonna say, I can't imagine too many females
are calling this looking for Captain America.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I really want to talk to Aquaman. All right, here
comes a stupet story based out of Colorado. Oh no,
little bitchy HOA members in a well in Colorado. But
they we kind of narrowed this in. This is where
(09:41):
was this Summit County. I think it's one of those
sort of unincorporated towns, although there is an HOA. It's
like a little mountain neighborhood. Anyway, they called the sum
Keutty Shares Office complaining about kids running an illegal lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh you Karen, you h o a Karen.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah. They said the kids were blocking the road. However,
when the deputies arrived, they found that the kids weren't
blocking the road at all. They weren't. They were fine,
they were they were sitting up on a sidewalk sell lemonade.
So the police did ask them to you know, move back,
so that they could say they moved them a little
bit further instead of, you know, on the sidewalk back
(10:27):
in the yard for their safety. Thing that mattered, right,
and that was settled. Deputies, Well, they're be gonna move out.
We're done here. Sure our work is done here. But
the homeowners, well, the homeowners came out and began yelling
at the kids, claiming that the kids were on private property.
(10:50):
Some kring you kids, you can't show your lemonade here,
and this is my yard and this is you know,
the point where the sidewalk kids, you know, on the corner.
So the deputies had to come back and guess what.
The deputies they found no issue with whether the kids
were selling their lemonade. Yeah. Like, if you're that grumpy
(11:18):
that you're bitching about kids selling lemonade, imagine how awful
your life must be. Like, imagine how every day you
gotta get up and find something talk about turn up
Mohill into a mountain. You gotta find something to bitch
about it. Make that your focus. Like little kids making
a couple bucks on lemonade and you're gonna bitch about
(11:41):
that and rat them out to the cops. God, you
must be miserable. You must hate your life. Damn, you
must have no friends. Like if you're that grumpy either,
you have no friends at all. And wonder why Cause
you're a grumpy bitch, that's why.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Go buy some lemonade. It'll make your day so much happier.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Hire the kids to mow your lawn. I don't know,
you just sound grumpy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I mean, they weren't doing anything destructive. I get it
if you know kids are throwing rocks, but it's a lemonade, man, right,
No permit, no permit, shut up, lock them up.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So mother in New York City hit up a Burger
King and got a kid's meal. The woman named Timothy Floyd.
She ordered a burger some fries for her four year
old daughter at the Burger King drive through in western
New York State. She requested no ketchup, no ketchup, don't
worry about putting ketchup. Don't need no ketchup. We don't
(12:46):
even like ketchup. But then, after hailing her daughter well
giving her daughter the bag, her daughter complained that she's
all ketchup on the packaging. Why does that ketchup on
the packaging when I ordered no ketch up? The mom
took a well, took a look at the bag, expected
herself stut, No, it's not ketchup. It's blood.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Ooh. Even worse.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, there wasn't just a drop or two, I guess.
It was splattered and it was smeared across the wrapper
of the food and even the kid's toy. The woman
freaked out called the restaurant she was too scared to
go back in person manager and told her that a
worker did cut his hand that day but didn't realize
it was. It was that bad. Uh oh oh, So
(13:31):
they invited the woman back for a full refund. Hey,
you know what, that was a kid's meal. We're gonna
give you back all your money. You won't get all
that five dollars back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We understand if you don't want another kid's meal.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So the woman wasn't satisfied with that.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh there's more, huh uh.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
She contacted Burt King Corp. And the local health department,
and she's having her daughter tested for a blood born illnesses.
That's too far.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Doesn't sound like she ate any but did she?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No? Oh no, says she did eat some of the fish.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, yeah, definitely checked. I thought he entered the bag right.
I thought you just saw it on the outside and
was like, oh, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Now looking for what is word? Burger King did end
up closing that location for quote deep cleaning and to
quote retrain all the team members. They also said that
they will cover the medical costs of the family as
a result of this year's situation. Okay, now, Tivity, it
(14:43):
looks like would that be no, would that be would
you be all right with that? Because Tivity says she's
made her priority to make sure that everybody realizes how
serious and disturbing this issue is. Is uh, oh's cause
(15:05):
I think there's some called emotional distress. Oh that means money, money, money, money.
How much you thinks she's gonna sue for million? Oh?
You got blood with blood on the package? It was
even on her toy.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
If they find out that she has some sort of blood.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Born illness, she ain't got no blood porny on.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't think so either. But if they do, no,
let's just not go.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
With the worst case scenario because that just adds to
the people over the top and there ain't no blood
born it would have reported the story there's a blood
borny on this, So no bloodborny on this.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
If that's not there, she doesn't get a million.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Uh. Silly, my daughter. She had blood on the toys.
She can never look at toys again. Her Christmas is
a run for the rest of her life. We need
three million dollars. Earlier this month, forty six year old nurse,
she apparently she's an eight at a prison and Indiana.
(16:03):
Her name was Regina Davis. She was caught trying to
smoke with some drugs hiding inside some frozen lasagna. Now
her plan was stupid. She basically was caught at the
front door when she tried to pass this lasagna through
the damn X ray machine. You know why because the
guard looked at lasagna, thought it looked suspicious. He dug
(16:26):
through it after it set the alarm off of the
in the metal detector, and they found several packages wrapped
in electric tape, contained three ounces of cocaine and two
ounces of marijuana. Uh. And Regina guess what Regina said?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What did Regina say?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Regina said, that's not my Lazagnia said she didn't know
about the drug. I didn't know about the drugs. Somebody
on the street hand me that lasagni. He said, won't
you take you to won't you take this jail with
you to day? You know what, I think that's a
good idea of frozen lasanna. But everybody like that. Uh yeah.
She apparently said that she'd been at a friend's house.
(17:04):
Always a friend's house. She's at a friend's house getting
a tattoo. Even, oh, gets better, she's I look, I
was at a friend's house getting a tattoo, because that's
where that's where we get our tattoos, at friend's house. Uh.
And the woman gave her two containers of lasagna to eat,
said she brought well, she brought it to work for lunch.
(17:25):
Big ass, huge help in a frozen lasagna. That's what
I'm packing here lunch today. Anyway, investigators didn't buy that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know why why?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, I looked through her phone. She had photos of
the wrap drug packages on her phone from earlier that day.
You know what she said about those Those are my pictures,
not my phone. That's not my phone anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
So for some clarification, if you do take the cocaine
the marijuana wrapped out of it. Can you bring somebody
in jail on lasagna?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I think you're bringing food as long as it doesn't
have drugs or you know, shanks and stuff of doing
it anyway. She was arrested on two pehony counts on
her cottax trafficking. She's pleaded not guilty because that's not
my lasagna and I don't know about the drugs now
my phone? Who put the pictures on her? She's now
(18:26):
claiming she did it because she was getting threatened threating messages.
She's been licensed as a nurse aid for over twenty years. Yeah,
they're not buying that one either. So all kinds of excuses.
There you go, stupid stories for your Monday. July twenty
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