September 10, 2024 • 10 mins
Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest. Man keeps on Eating. Also, convenience store worker assaults customer for taking too much nacho Cheese.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories
stol Yeah all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, you are stories brought to you by except Bultura.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Going on September twentieth at the Ogden Theater.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh really, yep, I thought they were who's all coming
to Red Rocks. Isn't there a big metal show coming
to Red Rocks? There?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There's one with Testament and another couple bands.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, maybe that's one, but at the Ogden Ogden September twenty,
Holy moly, that's ten days away. Yep, next Friday, No wonder,
we're doing it now, all right? So Kevin dressing Tyres
Gibson fast and furious Tyrese. He was hauled at jail
(00:43):
for owing seventy three thousand dollars in job support.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh wow, doom, that's a lot. I feel like his
royalty checks should be able to cover that, right.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, he was released, but he still owes the money.
Seventy three thousand wow damn. But he he probably got
a suit or two worth that red lobster. It's kind
of funny they're leveraging the election season to announce that
they're tender Baby Biscuits are running for office. Wire Tender
baby biscuits running for office?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Why are they running for office?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They're gonna unite all the parties, coop at least, at
least you're noting for dinner. They have a promotion where
if you go to Red Lobster, it's got a QR code.
You're entering a chance to win four years of free
red Lobster.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh that's a that's a tough one. I don't know
if Red Lobster is gonna make it four years.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They just went through bankruptcy.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They actually had a statement about that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They said, Uh, you can't still be elected even with
the bankruptcy or two under your belt. That is funny.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You just might have to drive a lot farther to
get your biscuits.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Uh nope, nearest location, Uh near using the Arkansas that's
where you gotta go, Arkansas. Uh. There, there is a
rare copy of the Constitution is up for auction. Oh really, yeah,
I guess it's in a really good condition. Even see
Joe Biden. They say what it's going to go for now,
they're actually I'm interested to see what you think something
(02:13):
like that goes for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I mean, it's a pretty monumental thing. I would think millions, but.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Not, but it's coming for millions. Let's see Sweden.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What do you think about this role?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They say children under two shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Receive any screen time under two? Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Good look getting that done. But hey, I like the idea.
It's just yeah, what right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I mean, Julie's grandson is less than two. He definitely
gets more screen time than.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, but nothing, Yeah, he's more than nothing. Seventy percent
American hospitals affiliated with the medical school have at least
one fast food restaurant inside their facilities.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Ah, I mean, come on, and what.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Police union in Florida says that Tyreek Hill was driving
recklessly and was quote not immediately cooperative end quote when
he was detained before Sunday's Dolphins game. So there's always
two sides of that story.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm sure we'll see the video, no no doubt.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
A guy went viral for this video where he apparently
he had a problem, he was tired in a well.
This video he made about how spice is cinnamon and
cummings should not be in the same color jars because
they have too many letters in common, and he accidentally
made for he despiced oat meal and it was really disgusting,
(03:54):
but he was down in his last package of oat
millionnaires and so he tried to muscle it down. It
was just the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So, yeah, could imagine not a good substitution.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But buthita spice like old mill. Yeah, I imagine that's horrible, right.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Uh New Hampshire Governor Chris Sanooni he attended a hand
and Beach lobster role eating competition on Sunday when one
of the contestants started choking on one one of the rolls,
so the governor jumped in and started performing the Heimench
maneuver on This would be like competition eater like this,
(04:34):
this guy's mien over contest.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He's like, oh, I got it. He started started doing anymen.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Maneuver on him. He gave guy a bunch of compressions.
First responders took over after he was doing it for
a little bit. They helped get the piece of you know,
lobster roll on unlodged from his wind pipe. The victim, however,
was not phased at all. As soon as the wind
pipe was cleared, he well, he got right back to
eating the roles that he was just choking on.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I got competition is everything.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
He didn't even like stop be like a man.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I want to say thank you for saving my life,
thank you for this anything's my family. Uh, just no,
he went right back to None'm gonna stand between a
man and his lobster rolls.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Apparently, I'm gonna know what the EMTs had to say
about that, Like, no, we're not helping you again. You
get one one choke. I mean that's why they're there.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
To keep the competition going. Yeah, I mean, look, the
show must go on. They're not there for a regulars
you know buffet. They're there because the competition. It states
that in the rules.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, Las Vegas convenience story, Cluck was arrested for
beating a man with a baseball bat for taking too
much nacho cheese.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Police arrested forty seven old Myron Bully and the probi
you last name too, So they got it for attempted
murder and battering with a deadly weapon. So this happened
on September third, police get a call about a person
bleeding at an Arco gas station. When police got there,
the man was suffering two different brain bleeds multiple skull fractures.
(06:21):
Multiple facial bone fractures. His injuries were considered life threatening
at the time.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Of the report. Damn, he got good.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, listen to this. This is where it gets
kind of well. He's entertaining. The person who called nine
one one told police he saw the victim on the
ground while he was pumping gas. Asked the store clerk
to call nine one one, but the store clark was
the guy that beat his ass. The store clark responded, I.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ain't called nine one one, he just learned a lesson.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The clerk. This bully guy told officers he was upset
because the victim took too much nacho cheese from the
nacho cheese machine. It's not jo cheese, that's my cheese.
So he told the victim to leave and not break
anything on his way out. Well, the victim left the store,
(07:13):
but he returned a few minutes later because he was
hungry and the victim wanted his nachos. So that's when
Bully grabbed a baseball bat and pushed him out of
the store and started beating with a baseball bat. Now
Bully complained that the victim is what he said to
the cops. He told it in the police report. He
said the victim quote started talking. He started talking.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Man about nachos. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take all the
cheese that I want. Okay, he ain't talking about me
and my nachos. So Bully said that he hit the
man twice.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Police reviewed the Survellians video from inside the store said, yeah,
Bully hit him multiple times.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
There's some pissed off store clerks out there. Don't take
too much not Joe cheese. Poor guy just wanted to
not Joe cheese man like damn h. So you probably
heard the old threat snitches get stitches. Police in Baltimore
have arrested a sixty seven year old man named Thomas
Karens for stealing speed cameras. They're charged and with taking
(08:29):
at least four of them from several locations, but they
suspect these responsible for stealing dozen throughout the city because
they're missing so many now they have one hundred and
sixty these cameras up throughout Baltimore. And speed cameras are
the red light cameras that you know, issue tickets drivers
who drive recklessly or go through you know, yellow lights
(08:51):
that turn red they issue. These are the ones that
can issue citations to the drivers even if they weren't
actually speed, So there's other things they do besides just
beeeding right. Anyway, they got one hundred and sixty these cameras.
The fish to say they could have been broken into
a broad daylight because they reeved the video of how
(09:13):
this man was stealing them and people just assuming he's
a maintenance worker. They have footage of him wearing a
hard hat getting out of a van. He uses a
grinder to cut the cord and the locks and remove
the cameras, and police said they haven't recovered any cameras yet.
They're not sure what his motive was. The van registered
(09:36):
this Thomas Karon's guy. He did get hit with one
citation though, oh back about two months ago, so they
think that's probably what did it. He's just cutting down
all of them, just stealing.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
All of them. It's amazing what you can do though
with a hard hat and a reflective vest. That's all
he was doing, just pulling up in his van and.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, cut him out, has a little vest, a little
hard hat. I'm taking all these bitches.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Everybody's like, oh, it's just a city worker doing city
worker stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is he cutting that camera girl right on, don't put
up another one.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I just think that's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Man, dude has all kinds of these cameras just dash.
He's just parting them out. Meanwhile, the city's like, who's
taking the camera. That's a big FU if there ever
was one
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories
stol Yeah all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, you are stories brought to you by except Bultura.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Going on September twentieth at the Ogden Theater.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh really, yep, I thought they were who's all coming
to Red Rocks. Isn't there a big metal show coming
to Red Rocks? There?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There's one with Testament and another couple bands.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, maybe that's one, but at the Ogden Ogden September twenty,
Holy moly, that's ten days away. Yep, next Friday, No wonder,
we're doing it now, all right? So Kevin dressing Tyres
Gibson fast and furious Tyrese. He was hauled at jail
(00:43):
for owing seventy three thousand dollars in job support.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh wow, doom, that's a lot. I feel like his
royalty checks should be able to cover that, right.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, he was released, but he still owes the money.
Seventy three thousand wow damn. But he he probably got
a suit or two worth that red lobster. It's kind
of funny they're leveraging the election season to announce that
they're tender Baby Biscuits are running for office. Wire Tender
baby biscuits running for office?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Why are they running for office?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They're gonna unite all the parties, coop at least, at
least you're noting for dinner. They have a promotion where
if you go to Red Lobster, it's got a QR code.
You're entering a chance to win four years of free
red Lobster.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh that's a that's a tough one. I don't know
if Red Lobster is gonna make it four years.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They just went through bankruptcy.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They actually had a statement about that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They said, Uh, you can't still be elected even with
the bankruptcy or two under your belt. That is funny.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You just might have to drive a lot farther to
get your biscuits.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Uh nope, nearest location, Uh near using the Arkansas that's
where you gotta go, Arkansas. Uh. There, there is a
rare copy of the Constitution is up for auction. Oh really, yeah,
I guess it's in a really good condition. Even see
Joe Biden. They say what it's going to go for now,
they're actually I'm interested to see what you think something
(02:13):
like that goes for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I mean, it's a pretty monumental thing. I would think millions, but.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Not, but it's coming for millions. Let's see Sweden.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What do you think about this role?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They say children under two shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Receive any screen time under two? Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Good look getting that done. But hey, I like the idea.
It's just yeah, what right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I mean, Julie's grandson is less than two. He definitely
gets more screen time than.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, but nothing, Yeah, he's more than nothing. Seventy percent
American hospitals affiliated with the medical school have at least
one fast food restaurant inside their facilities.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Ah, I mean, come on, and what.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Police union in Florida says that Tyreek Hill was driving
recklessly and was quote not immediately cooperative end quote when
he was detained before Sunday's Dolphins game. So there's always
two sides of that story.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm sure we'll see the video, no no doubt.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
A guy went viral for this video where he apparently
he had a problem, he was tired in a well.
This video he made about how spice is cinnamon and
cummings should not be in the same color jars because
they have too many letters in common, and he accidentally
made for he despiced oat meal and it was really disgusting,
(03:54):
but he was down in his last package of oat
millionnaires and so he tried to muscle it down. It
was just the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So, yeah, could imagine not a good substitution.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But buthita spice like old mill. Yeah, I imagine that's horrible, right.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Uh New Hampshire Governor Chris Sanooni he attended a hand
and Beach lobster role eating competition on Sunday when one
of the contestants started choking on one one of the rolls,
so the governor jumped in and started performing the Heimench
maneuver on This would be like competition eater like this,
(04:34):
this guy's mien over contest.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He's like, oh, I got it. He started started doing anymen.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Maneuver on him. He gave guy a bunch of compressions.
First responders took over after he was doing it for
a little bit. They helped get the piece of you know,
lobster roll on unlodged from his wind pipe. The victim, however,
was not phased at all. As soon as the wind
pipe was cleared, he well, he got right back to
eating the roles that he was just choking on.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I got competition is everything.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
He didn't even like stop be like a man.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I want to say thank you for saving my life,
thank you for this anything's my family. Uh, just no,
he went right back to None'm gonna stand between a
man and his lobster rolls.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Apparently, I'm gonna know what the EMTs had to say
about that, Like, no, we're not helping you again. You
get one one choke. I mean that's why they're there.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
To keep the competition going. Yeah, I mean, look, the
show must go on. They're not there for a regulars
you know buffet. They're there because the competition. It states
that in the rules.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, Las Vegas convenience story, Cluck was arrested for
beating a man with a baseball bat for taking too
much nacho cheese.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Police arrested forty seven old Myron Bully and the probi
you last name too, So they got it for attempted
murder and battering with a deadly weapon. So this happened
on September third, police get a call about a person
bleeding at an Arco gas station. When police got there,
the man was suffering two different brain bleeds multiple skull fractures.
(06:21):
Multiple facial bone fractures. His injuries were considered life threatening
at the time.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Of the report. Damn, he got good.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, listen to this. This is where it gets
kind of well. He's entertaining. The person who called nine
one one told police he saw the victim on the
ground while he was pumping gas. Asked the store clerk
to call nine one one, but the store clark was
the guy that beat his ass. The store clark responded, I.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ain't called nine one one, he just learned a lesson.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The clerk. This bully guy told officers he was upset
because the victim took too much nacho cheese from the
nacho cheese machine. It's not jo cheese, that's my cheese.
So he told the victim to leave and not break
anything on his way out. Well, the victim left the store,
(07:13):
but he returned a few minutes later because he was
hungry and the victim wanted his nachos. So that's when
Bully grabbed a baseball bat and pushed him out of
the store and started beating with a baseball bat. Now
Bully complained that the victim is what he said to
the cops. He told it in the police report. He
said the victim quote started talking. He started talking.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Man about nachos. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take all the
cheese that I want. Okay, he ain't talking about me
and my nachos. So Bully said that he hit the
man twice.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Police reviewed the Survellians video from inside the store said, yeah,
Bully hit him multiple times.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
There's some pissed off store clerks out there. Don't take
too much not Joe cheese. Poor guy just wanted to
not Joe cheese man like damn h. So you probably
heard the old threat snitches get stitches. Police in Baltimore
have arrested a sixty seven year old man named Thomas
Karens for stealing speed cameras. They're charged and with taking
(08:29):
at least four of them from several locations, but they
suspect these responsible for stealing dozen throughout the city because
they're missing so many now they have one hundred and
sixty these cameras up throughout Baltimore. And speed cameras are
the red light cameras that you know, issue tickets drivers
who drive recklessly or go through you know, yellow lights
(08:51):
that turn red they issue. These are the ones that
can issue citations to the drivers even if they weren't
actually speed, So there's other things they do besides just
beeeding right. Anyway, they got one hundred and sixty these cameras.
The fish to say they could have been broken into
a broad daylight because they reeved the video of how
(09:13):
this man was stealing them and people just assuming he's
a maintenance worker. They have footage of him wearing a
hard hat getting out of a van. He uses a
grinder to cut the cord and the locks and remove
the cameras, and police said they haven't recovered any cameras yet.
They're not sure what his motive was. The van registered
(09:36):
this Thomas Karon's guy. He did get hit with one
citation though, oh back about two months ago, so they
think that's probably what did it. He's just cutting down
all of them, just stealing.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
All of them. It's amazing what you can do though
with a hard hat and a reflective vest. That's all
he was doing, just pulling up in his van and.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, cut him out, has a little vest, a little
hard hat. I'm taking all these bitches.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Everybody's like, oh, it's just a city worker doing city
worker stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is he cutting that camera girl right on, don't put
up another one.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I just think that's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Man, dude has all kinds of these cameras just dash.
He's just parting them out. Meanwhile, the city's like, who's
taking the camera. That's a big FU if there ever
was one
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