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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine kbp I and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all so.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Stupid stories brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers
dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Breakdancer had to undergo surgery because he spent so much
time spinning on his head.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Really, he developed something called sounds funny a breakdance bulge.
Oh you want to google that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I was gonna say, I got a flat spot.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm imagining they're one of the same, just a buld
flat spot on your head.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, it's more of like a cone shape.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We're just doing a lot of spinning. Oh, damn, No,
it's like a it's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like a it's not a flat spot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But it is. I'll tell you a roundhead.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, it's a flat spot. It's just like a big
pad where you know, your head just looks like it
puts a lot more pad down on that. It's like
a heel on your head.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It does look like a heel. That's exactly what it
looks like, is a hel.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Excuse me, but you do a lot of breakdance. No,
it's got a weird shade head.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Whatever touches the ground the most, it's gonna look like that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It kind of looks like a pad of a dog's foot.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, look, anyway you look at it, it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The condition typically begins with hair loss but can develop
into a significant lump.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It looks stupid as hell.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, you gonna look. You know, has some questions, some concerns.
You know, if that was your moment, she'd tell you
go see somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Right, If it was your mom should just give you
a stocking cap and say you need to wear this.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Kid.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sorry about this, but one from China. Apparently you pleaded
guilty smoking twenty nine Eastern box turtles some sort of
weird protect the species across a Vermont Lake into Canada
by Kak Kayak. Apparently big underbelly turtle scheme going on there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, weird.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Apparently students perform better or worse on test when they're
in a room with high ceilings.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
High ceilings is the factor on this one.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Huh Yeah, perform better or worse?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Man. I was going with the always take the test
the same way that you studied, So if you're drunk
when you studied, take the test drunk. I don't know
how that compares to high ceilings. Though high ceilings higher scores.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Students perform worse on test when they're in a room
with high ceilings for whatever reason. Really okay, yeah, cut
all that space, no room for answers. Food Chucky California
called my up boys HIBATSI was caught selling metha fetamine. Uhh,
(03:16):
not your boys and BOTSI anymore. Apparently four hundred and
fifty seven eleven stords croshing that states closing for underperforming boom.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you see one of the biggest reasons for it
across the board? No lack of cigarette sales.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, Apparently since twenty nineteen, cigarette sales have gone through
the floor. And there's all those other things like the
vapes and all that that hasn't made.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Up for Well, I mean they started taxing the hell
out of it, so sure, sure, Wow cigarette sales, Huh,
how much do they make for it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They say how much they lost?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
They said at one point it was their number one
revenue stream.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Wow cigarettes. Yeah crazy, So here's crazy. Uh. George Cher
he was so pissed out by Burger King messing up
his order he called for backup. Cobb County Sheriff Craig
Owens has a whopper sized.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Beef with Burger King.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He was caught on bodycam footage which shows the top
cop sending deputies to the restaurant after the staff allegedly
got his order wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
How wrong he apparently Craig Owens called on his deputies
for backup when Burger King got his order wrong. Three
deputies were dispatched to the scene with lights flashing and
sirens going wow.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So he said, here's the quote, Hey, do me a favor.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I only tells the deputy we was sitting in this
truck in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I need to get and this is his quote. I
need to get.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
All I need is the owner's name of where ro own's
this damn facility or manager. I wanted to get a whopper,
no mayo cut in half, he said, I don't need
no damn money back, no more. I just need to
find out who owns this place so I can do
an official complaint.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
End quote.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, I guess he wanted his whopper cutting half for
the person writing I wanted in parentheses to get his
female passenger a wopper, no male cutting half. Deputies are
seen approaching the restaurant, who freaked out Burger King employees
not like this Burger King employees locked the doors on
(05:28):
the deputies. Uh oh uh, yeah, it's funny. They had
to be corked to let the cops in. Said, nobody's
in trouble. We just want some names. One deputy tells
the assistant answer the guy out there, he just is
gonna file complaint for his food.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
At any point to this officer, you know, go back
and say hey, you got my order wrong. He just
goes straight to the to dispatch.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Nine one one. What's your emergency? These didn't so the
pictures didn't cut out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Whopper in half, I need three cars here, a stat
man down.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
They said, you can have it your way. I did
not get it my way.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Arrest them all. You go in there and shoot them.
Bathroom Body Works had a new three week candle called
snowed In and It's got some artwork that featured a
white paper snowflake in front of a festive red background.
Some people thought that each edge of the snowflake looked
a little like a KKK hood. The sides were pointed
(06:38):
and had small holes cut into them, resembling what could
be eye holes. So apparently it's one of the things
that you look when you see it you can't unsee it.
Somebody did mention it on social media, it went viral
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Company yanked the candle.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
They yanked the offensive candle. You really got to be
looking nowadays, you know, crazy how everything is offensive, Like
it may be one thing if it resembles this to
that the other, but really to be like, oh that
candle offends me?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Who is out there doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
More or less? I think it would give you a
double take. At most you look at it, go what
is that a Oh no, that's just a snowflake.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I mean you see things like that all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
But it's just wild how everything's like, oh yeah, to KKK,
snowflake candle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What bath and body works are all clansmen?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Cony says, we are committed to listening to our teams
and customers and committed to fixing any mistakes we make.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's hilarious, all right, You ready for your AI pet.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's something called a Mofflin Electronics brand Cassio is leasting
this AI pet named Moflin. It's kind of like Temagachi,
one of those things from the nineties. Yeah, a little
bit like that, but this and it looks.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like a like a small dog without leg, or like
a guinea pig with that leg.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Looks like a guinea pig, maybe a large hamster.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, they're cute, though your kids don't go to want one.
Unlike previous robot pets. It's not meant to be a toy.
They're marketing it as a mental health companion that's meant
to comfort you. It's got built in AI and apparently
he develops his own It's kind of weird, but simulated
personality around how you interact with it, so over time
(08:49):
it apparently learns to recognize you just like a real
pet does, and come to you with your commands over
anybody else in the room. That's weird, right, You just
see it too. It's it's furry, it's cute. You can
get other options. There's like an upgrade option you carry
like a membership, like a per month charge, and you
(09:09):
can get.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like repairs, cleanings, fur replacement.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's wow, all the things I've seen. They've been petting
it a lot, so I could see the fur replacement.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, they don't run or jump or move around that much.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
They sort of squirm, but apparently they feel very lifelike
and it's it's movements are supposed to simulate a pet
snuggling with you.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh god, so, I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It debuted at a consumer electronics show in Vegas in
twenty twenty one, was a big hit there. They're going
to sell in Japan November. Then they're bringing them to
the US sometime early next year.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh so not for Christmas this year, huh No. But
it's basically just a furvy repackaged.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And at four one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh that's a pricey ferbie.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
From what we've seen it doing. Not worth four hundred dollars,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Four hundred dollars you can get a real one.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
How big were they?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
They seem to be about, you know, smaller than a
guinea pig. Side like you could hold it in your
in your hands, in your hands real easy.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I mean they were kind of cute, and they made
little like animal noises, you know, right, a lot of
winces or whatever. That is all right, this is kind
of funny. Apparently there are reports of guys who know
what an eco vacum is. The robot vacuums like a room. Yeah,
(10:50):
apparently a bunch of them throughout cities in the United
States have been hacked recently. I believe it's alid them
effort to abandon the crumbs and just terrorize your pets.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They do terrorize the pets. Man, Oh, it's awesome. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Our dogs hate them or hated, I should say. But
these hackers, you know, those things have cameras on them.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Really well, I mean, I guess I gotta figure out.
I don't know if I necessarily say it has to
be a camera, but I know it's got sensors and
stuff so they can read the room.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Well, I mean, that's one of the reasons they have cameras.
They also have speakers.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh that seems unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, apparently the hackers well just yelled racist obscenities through.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Through the vacuum cleaners and.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It sounds like, you know, sounds like a broken up
radio signal, like a transform You no, it reads radio signals.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Right, but all of them come through.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
So the hackers are just yelling racial slurs through the
vacuum cleaner, and the.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Vacuum cleaner's repeating them.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Eco Bags has admitted that they're some flaws and their
security and they insist that they've been fixed. They say
users should keep their software up to date and be
aware of any alerts.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And unusual activity in the account.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, at least that's all they were doing. It'd
be worse if they set it to reverse and just
starts dumping dirt all over.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I just I think it's fascinating that hackers can do that,
that you were freaking stupid robovack can get hacked and
run around just dropping, you know, racial slurs all over
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean, in a way that's hilarious. You got me,
that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
If you're sitting there in the middle of dinner and
your vacuum comes by and yells you don't finish your food, mother.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Effort, you're gonna crack up. I don't know. I think
it's hilarious. I think we almost need more of that.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And then the animan's patent failty charge that they just
caught operating power wheels jeep while under the influence.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yes, say, power wheels jeep. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We see cases that people operating everything from a bice
to go to a horse and buggy while intoxicated. Not
the first infraction while driving to power wheels toy. According
to Indiana State Police, on the night of August twenty third,
a trooper who was patrolling in the southwestern part of
the safe by the little jeep being driven by fifty
(13:23):
one year old John McKee. The most concerning part about
this scenario was the power wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Jeep and had no lights.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh that's the biggest problem.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Huh, that's the biggest problem.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
The opposite was concerned for John's safety or was he? Anyway,
the trooper suspected John may fail a field sobriety test.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Guess what happened when he gave him one?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He failed?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He failed it? Yes, yes, he failed it.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Investigating his condition further, the Indiana trooper took John McKee
to the hospital where he's determined that the man was
under the influence of both alcohol and math amfetamines.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh hey marijuana. Oh oh, you had a hat trick
of happiness there, didn't he? Anyway? There you have it,
true reason that guy thought driving power wheels on the
road was a good idea. Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Anyway, McKee is facing felony charge operating a vehicle intoxicated
with prior conviction. See I feel like this guy out
of get I mean, all right, maybe the math but
I mean don't you just let this dude go?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Uh yeah, that seems like a warning. If he's not
on a highway, No, he's just on this road. Yeah,
if you're just on a site.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Imagine, dude, you're I mean, you had a rough night
when you get arrested and taking to jail or the
hospital cause you're.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Out tolling around on in a power wheel jeep.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Magic the cop pulling up inside of him like anybody,
you're gonna have to step out of the jeep.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh man, come on, definthingly impounded it? Right evidence? They're
gonna be keeping that.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it doesn't It doesn't say where or who the
owner of the power wheel chief really was. I mean,
did a man by himself, maybe a grandchild he steal
from a neighbor. Part of this story is just shrouded
in mystery. Where did the geep come from?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I'm pretty sure there is gonna be on dateline in
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, we need answers. We need to follow up whose
jeep was it? They just leave it there on the
side of the road. Oh yeah, I mean, did he
call one of.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
His friends, Hey, man, you gotta come and get my jeep.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Or They put it in the back of the squad
car with the guy hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Hold on, let me open my trunk, put the jeep
in there. It's the chep thing, y'all wouldn't understand.
One nine kbp I and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all so.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Stupid stories brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers
dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Breakdancer had to undergo surgery because he spent so much
time spinning on his head.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Really, he developed something called sounds funny a breakdance bulge.
Oh you want to google that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I was gonna say, I got a flat spot.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm imagining they're one of the same, just a buld
flat spot on your head.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, it's more of like a cone shape.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We're just doing a lot of spinning. Oh, damn, No,
it's like a it's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like a it's not a flat spot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But it is. I'll tell you a roundhead.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, it's a flat spot. It's just like a big
pad where you know, your head just looks like it
puts a lot more pad down on that. It's like
a heel on your head.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It does look like a heel. That's exactly what it
looks like, is a hel.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Excuse me, but you do a lot of breakdance. No,
it's got a weird shade head.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Whatever touches the ground the most, it's gonna look like that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It kind of looks like a pad of a dog's foot.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, look, anyway you look at it, it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The condition typically begins with hair loss but can develop
into a significant lump.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It looks stupid as hell.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, you gonna look. You know, has some questions, some concerns.
You know, if that was your moment, she'd tell you
go see somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Right, If it was your mom should just give you
a stocking cap and say you need to wear this.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Kid.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sorry about this, but one from China. Apparently you pleaded
guilty smoking twenty nine Eastern box turtles some sort of
weird protect the species across a Vermont Lake into Canada
by Kak Kayak. Apparently big underbelly turtle scheme going on there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, weird.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Apparently students perform better or worse on test when they're
in a room with high ceilings.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
High ceilings is the factor on this one.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Huh Yeah, perform better or worse?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Man. I was going with the always take the test
the same way that you studied, So if you're drunk
when you studied, take the test drunk. I don't know
how that compares to high ceilings. Though high ceilings higher scores.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Students perform worse on test when they're in a room
with high ceilings for whatever reason. Really okay, yeah, cut
all that space, no room for answers. Food Chucky California
called my up boys HIBATSI was caught selling metha fetamine. Uhh,
(03:16):
not your boys and BOTSI anymore. Apparently four hundred and
fifty seven eleven stords croshing that states closing for underperforming boom.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you see one of the biggest reasons for it
across the board? No lack of cigarette sales.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, Apparently since twenty nineteen, cigarette sales have gone through
the floor. And there's all those other things like the
vapes and all that that hasn't made.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Up for Well, I mean they started taxing the hell
out of it, so sure, sure, Wow cigarette sales, Huh,
how much do they make for it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They say how much they lost?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
They said at one point it was their number one
revenue stream.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Wow cigarettes. Yeah crazy, So here's crazy. Uh. George Cher
he was so pissed out by Burger King messing up
his order he called for backup. Cobb County Sheriff Craig
Owens has a whopper sized.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Beef with Burger King.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He was caught on bodycam footage which shows the top
cop sending deputies to the restaurant after the staff allegedly
got his order wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
How wrong he apparently Craig Owens called on his deputies
for backup when Burger King got his order wrong. Three
deputies were dispatched to the scene with lights flashing and
sirens going wow.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So he said, here's the quote, Hey, do me a favor.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I only tells the deputy we was sitting in this
truck in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I need to get and this is his quote. I
need to get.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
All I need is the owner's name of where ro own's
this damn facility or manager. I wanted to get a whopper,
no mayo cut in half, he said, I don't need
no damn money back, no more. I just need to
find out who owns this place so I can do
an official complaint.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
End quote.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, I guess he wanted his whopper cutting half for
the person writing I wanted in parentheses to get his
female passenger a wopper, no male cutting half. Deputies are
seen approaching the restaurant, who freaked out Burger King employees
not like this Burger King employees locked the doors on
(05:28):
the deputies. Uh oh uh, yeah, it's funny. They had
to be corked to let the cops in. Said, nobody's
in trouble. We just want some names. One deputy tells
the assistant answer the guy out there, he just is
gonna file complaint for his food.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
At any point to this officer, you know, go back
and say hey, you got my order wrong. He just
goes straight to the to dispatch.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Nine one one. What's your emergency? These didn't so the
pictures didn't cut out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Whopper in half, I need three cars here, a stat
man down.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
They said, you can have it your way. I did
not get it my way.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Arrest them all. You go in there and shoot them.
Bathroom Body Works had a new three week candle called
snowed In and It's got some artwork that featured a
white paper snowflake in front of a festive red background.
Some people thought that each edge of the snowflake looked
a little like a KKK hood. The sides were pointed
(06:38):
and had small holes cut into them, resembling what could
be eye holes. So apparently it's one of the things
that you look when you see it you can't unsee it.
Somebody did mention it on social media, it went viral
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Company yanked the candle.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
They yanked the offensive candle. You really got to be
looking nowadays, you know, crazy how everything is offensive, Like
it may be one thing if it resembles this to
that the other, but really to be like, oh that
candle offends me?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Who is out there doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
More or less? I think it would give you a
double take. At most you look at it, go what
is that a Oh no, that's just a snowflake.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I mean you see things like that all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
But it's just wild how everything's like, oh yeah, to KKK,
snowflake candle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What bath and body works are all clansmen?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Cony says, we are committed to listening to our teams
and customers and committed to fixing any mistakes we make.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's hilarious, all right, You ready for your AI pet.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's something called a Mofflin Electronics brand Cassio is leasting
this AI pet named Moflin. It's kind of like Temagachi,
one of those things from the nineties. Yeah, a little
bit like that, but this and it looks.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like a like a small dog without leg, or like
a guinea pig with that leg.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Looks like a guinea pig, maybe a large hamster.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, they're cute, though your kids don't go to want one.
Unlike previous robot pets. It's not meant to be a toy.
They're marketing it as a mental health companion that's meant
to comfort you. It's got built in AI and apparently
he develops his own It's kind of weird, but simulated
personality around how you interact with it, so over time
(08:49):
it apparently learns to recognize you just like a real
pet does, and come to you with your commands over
anybody else in the room. That's weird, right, You just
see it too. It's it's furry, it's cute. You can
get other options. There's like an upgrade option you carry
like a membership, like a per month charge, and you
(09:09):
can get.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like repairs, cleanings, fur replacement.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's wow, all the things I've seen. They've been petting
it a lot, so I could see the fur replacement.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, they don't run or jump or move around that much.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
They sort of squirm, but apparently they feel very lifelike
and it's it's movements are supposed to simulate a pet
snuggling with you.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh god, so, I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It debuted at a consumer electronics show in Vegas in
twenty twenty one, was a big hit there. They're going
to sell in Japan November. Then they're bringing them to
the US sometime early next year.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh so not for Christmas this year, huh No. But
it's basically just a furvy repackaged.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And at four one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh that's a pricey ferbie.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
From what we've seen it doing. Not worth four hundred dollars,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Four hundred dollars you can get a real one.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
How big were they?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
They seem to be about, you know, smaller than a
guinea pig. Side like you could hold it in your
in your hands, in your hands real easy.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I mean they were kind of cute, and they made
little like animal noises, you know, right, a lot of
winces or whatever. That is all right, this is kind
of funny. Apparently there are reports of guys who know
what an eco vacum is. The robot vacuums like a room. Yeah,
(10:50):
apparently a bunch of them throughout cities in the United
States have been hacked recently. I believe it's alid them
effort to abandon the crumbs and just terrorize your pets.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They do terrorize the pets. Man, Oh, it's awesome. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Our dogs hate them or hated, I should say. But
these hackers, you know, those things have cameras on them.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Really well, I mean, I guess I gotta figure out.
I don't know if I necessarily say it has to
be a camera, but I know it's got sensors and
stuff so they can read the room.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Well, I mean, that's one of the reasons they have cameras.
They also have speakers.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh that seems unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, apparently the hackers well just yelled racist obscenities through.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Through the vacuum cleaners and.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It sounds like, you know, sounds like a broken up
radio signal, like a transform You no, it reads radio signals.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Right, but all of them come through.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
So the hackers are just yelling racial slurs through the
vacuum cleaner, and the.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Vacuum cleaner's repeating them.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Eco Bags has admitted that they're some flaws and their
security and they insist that they've been fixed. They say
users should keep their software up to date and be
aware of any alerts.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And unusual activity in the account.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, at least that's all they were doing. It'd
be worse if they set it to reverse and just
starts dumping dirt all over.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I just I think it's fascinating that hackers can do that,
that you were freaking stupid robovack can get hacked and
run around just dropping, you know, racial slurs all over
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean, in a way that's hilarious. You got me,
that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
If you're sitting there in the middle of dinner and
your vacuum comes by and yells you don't finish your food, mother.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Effort, you're gonna crack up. I don't know. I think
it's hilarious. I think we almost need more of that.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And then the animan's patent failty charge that they just
caught operating power wheels jeep while under the influence.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yes, say, power wheels jeep. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We see cases that people operating everything from a bice
to go to a horse and buggy while intoxicated. Not
the first infraction while driving to power wheels toy. According
to Indiana State Police, on the night of August twenty third,
a trooper who was patrolling in the southwestern part of
the safe by the little jeep being driven by fifty
(13:23):
one year old John McKee. The most concerning part about
this scenario was the power wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Jeep and had no lights.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh that's the biggest problem.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Huh, that's the biggest problem.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
The opposite was concerned for John's safety or was he? Anyway,
the trooper suspected John may fail a field sobriety test.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Guess what happened when he gave him one?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He failed?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He failed it? Yes, yes, he failed it.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Investigating his condition further, the Indiana trooper took John McKee
to the hospital where he's determined that the man was
under the influence of both alcohol and math amfetamines.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh hey marijuana. Oh oh, you had a hat trick
of happiness there, didn't he? Anyway? There you have it,
true reason that guy thought driving power wheels on the
road was a good idea. Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Anyway, McKee is facing felony charge operating a vehicle intoxicated
with prior conviction. See I feel like this guy out
of get I mean, all right, maybe the math but
I mean don't you just let this dude go?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Uh yeah, that seems like a warning. If he's not
on a highway, No, he's just on this road. Yeah,
if you're just on a site.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Imagine, dude, you're I mean, you had a rough night
when you get arrested and taking to jail or the
hospital cause you're.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Out tolling around on in a power wheel jeep.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Magic the cop pulling up inside of him like anybody,
you're gonna have to step out of the jeep.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh man, come on, definthingly impounded it? Right evidence? They're
gonna be keeping that.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it doesn't It doesn't say where or who the
owner of the power wheel chief really was. I mean,
did a man by himself, maybe a grandchild he steal
from a neighbor. Part of this story is just shrouded
in mystery. Where did the geep come from?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I'm pretty sure there is gonna be on dateline in
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, we need answers. We need to follow up whose
jeep was it? They just leave it there on the
side of the road. Oh yeah, I mean, did he
call one of.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
His friends, Hey, man, you gotta come and get my jeep.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Or They put it in the back of the squad
car with the guy hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Hold on, let me open my trunk, put the jeep
in there. It's the chep thing, y'all wouldn't understand.
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