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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop line nice two stories.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
But to you buy steal and steal dealers dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh right, there's a new study out today. It says
now standing at.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Your desk can lead to secretory health issues, or well wait,
using oh yeah, using a standing desk can lead to
secretary health issues. So what you shouldn't sit, You can't stand,
you can't bounce on that, dumb bollie.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mean what just lay down?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Just lay down and eat a stick of butter at
this point, well, can't.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Work, hot tub, Yeah, it's the only safe way to go, everybody, exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
There was a in Germany and World War two. Uh,
there were factory workers that were making little I forgot
what bomb piece they were making, but they let the
workers lay down because if they they lay down and
worked underneath them, like so they'd be looking at where
their hands were instead of being hunched over. Because they
found that it was more efficient the factory workers to
(01:10):
be laying down versus being oh hump, you know, hunched
over all day and having back issues, which is wild
to see the old pictures, like are they taking a nap.
Let's see, protesters are wanting Kellogg's to remove artificial colors
from fruit loops. I feel like it's just a push
to make fruit.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Loops cheerios exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It is weird all those artificial colors though not good,
not good. Let's see what else. Kamala Harristurn sixty on Sunday. Coincidentally,
that is the same number of times she's changed her
position on fracking.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sorry we could, Joe.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Come ons. See is National mashed Potato Day?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh okay, I'm proud to.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Say I could eat my weight mash potatoes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Seventy percent of ozipic users feel like people are judging
them for it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And what so, what you do you girl? If you're
using those impic half phone with it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
If there was a magic pill that could do all
the things everybody wanted, everybody be taking the magic pills.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Take your old zempic. So what so why people judge?
Let them judge you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm guessing those same people thought they were being judged
for not taking it right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Who cares you?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Do you right?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Why do you pay attention? I know the people talking crap?
You know they're doing that on a happy a download.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
For free who cares stranger to say. But I'm gonna say,
take some words of advice from uh uh the guy
from kiss Gene Simmons. What do you care what other
people think?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Uh? The FTC is finally making it easier to cancel
your gym membership. It's a click to cancel rule which
requires businesses and make canceling a subscription as easy as
signing up. Thank god, this is all I don't know,
ten years overdue.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Looking at you, Netflix.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm looking at you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I've still got twenty four in his gym membership. I
never pay for that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Than Netflix is one that all you have to do
is click once and you're watching Netflix. Yeah, but to
unsubscribe from that you have to go log onto a
website do all that other stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Hey, my kids have signed me up for Peacock Plus.
I got like four or five services. I'm in there
tans and crap every weekend. And now I've lost the remote.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We've lost the remote for a month.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was bitching a scoop out this earlier. We go
to Walmart the other day buy a universal TV remote.
We're like, finally, because I don't know where the damn
remote is. Kids have got it out of the yard.
Are prop I don't know where it's at. So we
buy a universal remote, and the Universal remote before it
gets the thing to work, you got to download an app. Well,
guess what. We go to the website and download the app.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well, the website's not available.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh wa, what kind.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Of crazy scam is this app? This download that? These nuts?
That's what I gotta say about all that.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
A man in China he caught his wife in bed
with another man, but then he almost went to prison
for a extortion because he accepted the other man's offer
to pay him three thousand, three hundred dollars as compensation
for sleeping with his wife.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh damn, say what You would be a.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Low bar dude if you go wait, hold on how
much you give me? It's just as once, honey, how
much three thousands, three thousand, three All right?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Hundred dollars? Why that much? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Doing an appeal because that dude, it's funny. The guy
that was sleeping with his wife hit him up for
extortion after the man whose wife he was sleeping with
accepted the offer. So he goes to court and say
he's been extorted.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, the court heard it. It wasn't blackmail.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
They they said it was a negotiating settlement and then
he had to pay it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Wait the court, the court said, you owe the yes,
the husband three.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Grand Yes, three three thousand, three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Wo.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I would have thought the court would have been like,
no charges here, But no, you don't know that money.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
They said it was a negotiated settlement. Pay the man
for sleeping with his wife. I would excuse me.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Is that not prost Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
If you pay for it beforehand, it's prostitution, but afterward
it's a negotiated settlement.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, you didn't tell us that before.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Let's see, cops in Lynnwood, New Jersey, arrested a DoorDash
driver and then they delivered his orders. Oh yeah, the
customer leave it too. They joked that he'd better give
him a five star review. Apparently the driver had some
issues with his car and a few other legal concerns.
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He's now in jail. All right, take out this business.
It's an old Saybrook, Connecticut. It's a business in old
say Brook that claims two men still ten thousand dollars
worth of sunglasses in less than.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A Minute's it a minute?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Cartier Optical is the name of this place, and apparently
said the suspects took brands that included A Salvatore Ferragamo,
tom Ford, LGR Oakley, and Ray Band. The guy said,
we have little expectation ever catching him, but we thought
we would take a shot posting their photos on the
internet see if anybody out there can identify him.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The business said has been open.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Since nineteen seventy two and this is the only time
it's ever had this type of incident. Really, they said,
they hope the magic of social media, uh managed to
locate these jerks.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You a business that's it's got ten thousand dollars worth
of sunglasses available where a guy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Can grab him in a minute. All right, height, your
sunglasses are way way way too high, way out of price.
Raise hellou.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I would imagine that they're all roughly about two hundred
and fifty dollars, and it's probably about.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Four hundred pairs man or forty forty pairs.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Still, it's lessen. I mean, it's a lot to grab.
That's too much for damn sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
All right, here we go, funny story about some mystery blobs.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So it's kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
We know, so Canada, unidentified white blobs have been washing
the shore and beaches. This story's out of Newfoundland, which
you said was where right above Maine.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, it's north of Maine by a couple hundred miles.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Anyway, it's been happen for more than a month. Environmental
authorities don't know what the white blobs are.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's pretty odd.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
The white masses range in size from smaller like you know,
smaller plate sizes up to bigger like you know, dinner
plate or serving plate sizes. Didn't take long for locals
to notice, and we get a little bit concerned. One
local disguise them as dowe like half made bread with
a very strong smell of vegetable oil. Oh, I'm like,
(08:03):
you gotta taste the man fry it. I was gonna say,
who's tasting it? Right, there's apparently a significant amount of stuff.
It's showing up around fifty miles of coastline, which you know,
that makes it more than just like a family and
you know, dropping some bread out right.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's not just one beach.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Researchers have collective samples. One logo tota is they were
being analyzed in a lab. But that was weeks ago,
still having her back, and apparently one preliminary test suggest
they could be plant based. And apparently they're they're still
washing up on beaches, but they degrade on their own
fairly fast. It's just a new phenomenon. They don't know
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what it is. What's the white blob? Oh, it's the
new venom, just waiting for a proper host marketing for
a movie. Yeah, all right, this family doctor practice, Holy moly,
So the medical license of an Arkansas do with a
(09:01):
family medicine practice has been suspended following allegations that yeah,
he was doing some stuff in and around his staff
and with his staff that he should have been. The
Arkansas State Medical Board on Wednesday issues listen to this
in emergency order of suspension.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Damn underline too.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
In the story sounds like they met on a Saturday
or Sunday to discuss this.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Almost no man, they went straight to a seven thirty
pm zoom call.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Let's get his ass like fired.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Suspended at least so apparently the board on July twenty seven,
twenty twenty four, to see the complaint complaining that this
doctor divine doctor David Divine Define, engaged in sexual contact
with his staff, who are also his patients harassed.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Some same individuals.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Apparently doctor defined performing certain acts with STAB members in
front of other STAB members. There's videos showing showing walking
around the clinic just butt ass naked. He's not a
stitch of clothing on. He doesn't have anything on but
his shoes.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Not even his doctor's lab.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Coat, not a lab coat, nothing, bare ass all the
way down to his shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And he's just.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Walking around the doctor's practice. Yeah, you think there should
be an emergency order of suspension. Uh, he's yeah, he's
not gonna be practicing much longer, all right, and then
here we go. Man in Greece was convicted of disturbing
his neighbors by repeatedly sneaking into their properties and sniffing
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his shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh just let me get a good whip.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That's delicious. This is how funny this is. The man
sat in court they could not explain his actions. He
admitted he was quote greatly embarrassed. I mean that's a
weird that's a weird hitch right, Oh yeah, you gots
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have hang up, we got this.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Something draws you to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You don't know why, but something in your head just
compels you to do it anyway.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, this Doublamine released sniffing. I mean, we all know
how bad his shoes are. Shoes are not pleasant in
any way. No, it is anyway, he says. He's quote
greatly embarrassed. He added he had no intention of breaking
the law or harming anybody, and victims confirmed that he'd
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never been aggressive towards him.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Just that shoe.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Apparently he smelled the shoes of entire families. He was
just go right where they put all the shoes, and
just right down a row. That's just he says, whatever
shoes he came across, he just wanted to smell.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
He just thought out opportunities to smell shoes, if they
were inside, they were outside. He was giving a suspended
one muscins in order to get therapy. I think that's
so funny.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I think that's the right punishment. Yeah, yeah, go talk
to somebody professionally.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yo, man, you probably need to see a doctor about that.
Imagine them laying on the couch, tell me about your problem. Well,
can I smell your shoes first?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But I don't think he's a threat to the community.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
No, No, he's just weird. Yeah, I mean that is
an odd one right out of all the things that
have a little hang up on sniff and shoes as jam.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's that's wild, all right. But what does that lead to?
That's the question.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Sweat breath is.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It just a is it a gateway sniffing? Does it
leading more dangerous sniffing? I mean you could lead the
aggressive sniffing. We all know how bad that is.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Eating socks.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah,