October 28, 2024 • 16 mins
Former Walmart Employee was caught peeing on bags of Top Soil
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all, all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah you are some stories breat you by steal and
Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, Happy National Chocolate Day. As if you needed
some excuse to enjoy chocolate, you got one. Sam's Club
in Maryland's closed on Friday because somebody apparently in spite
of the raccoon in Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, I'll get it shut down, huh, I guess so,
just pet it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Just give a little food.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Got A man in Milwaukee has putting no contest after
he bit the fingertip off. A person at a wedding
last year is pointing at him. Yeah, you know, had
his finger up in his face.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You know, like, how dare you just.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Out one of those weddings?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? Does anybody disagree with the wedding? Y at me?
Let me tell you what, right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A mailman Afflorida it's been accused of throwing away more
than one thousand pieces of mail, including four hundred pieces
of political mail and one election ballot.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know you didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
According to a new report, NFL players easily go through
at least eighty thousand uncrustables a year. Oh, okay, and
guess this includes games, practices, training camps, so forth. And
guess what team eats the most of the uncrustables? Mmm?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Uh do the Steelers play in Heinz Field. I'm gonna
go with the Steelers just because I feel like maybe
they get free in carstables, because maybe there's some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Of connecting their craft.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well surprised it is when it comes to who eats
the most uncrustables year. The Denver Broncos.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, the uncrustable champs du du done. Maybe not Super
Bowl champs in the last few years, but acrossable champs.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, yes we are.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't know why, but I guess they are good.
Are they?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's just sandwiches, right, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, but you freeze I'm in there. Yeah. The Natella
onant are pretty good too.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Pizza made and sold out a Wisconsin pizzeria was quote
unintentionally contaminated with THC. There was I guess oil from
another business and didn't realize it contained depth of nine cannabis.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, it was getting nighs held on a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You just keep eating and keep eating.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't know why I can't I stop eating this
pepperoni pizza. A guy in North Carolina shares with us
what you should do. You find a twenty dollars bill
laying on the ground.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, I just found a twenty What do I deal
with it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You buy a lottery ticket?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Scoop.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, yep, that's what happening.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He found a twenty dollars bill on the ground, goes in,
buys a lottery ticket and hits for a million dollars. Ooh,
he told officials. The first thing he was doing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You hit a million dollars or scratch out ticket.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's the first thing you're doing?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh, calling Julie. We're going out for dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean, I guess it's similar, because he said he
was heading to Golden Corral and quote, eating everything they've got.
The guy want a million dollars, He says, I'm going
to Golden Karral and I'm meeting everything they got.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what Julie's gonna say when I tell
her the same thing. Come on, we're going to Golden Corral.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The hell we are? You want a million dollars? And look,
Golden Karraw was out of this dude's.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Reach before the lotto ticket he wins a million dollars.
He's like, I'm going Golden Corral. I'm meeting everything they got.
I appreciate this guy. That's awesome. It says in the story,
you don't need to win the lottery to go the
to Golden Corral. It's a buffet place.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like who doesn't know what Golden Corral is?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Maybe he's buying rounds for everybody. Golden Corral is on
me tonight, everybody.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Everybody, come on in and pull up a seat, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
In a surprising move, Indonesia has prohibited the sale and
use of the Apple iPhone sixteen within his country. Yeah
the Industry. The country's industry minister declared that the iPhone
sixteen found in the hands of consumers will be deemed illegal.
(04:36):
He costion and potential buyers against acquiring the device from abroad,
emphasizing the serious just nature of the band. This announcement
as a tourist on alerts as to what they're supposed
to do now confused as to what will happen to
the iPhone sixteen owners who already you know, maybe visiting
(04:57):
Indonesia just sites you don't released planning visits soon. According
to this guy, iPhone sixteen does not have the International
Mobile Equipment Identity Certification for use in Indonesia. For using
the iPhone sixteen in Indonesia, it means the device is legal,
(05:17):
and he's urging the public to report any such instances
and they will come and take your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But it's only the sixteen. If you got fifteen and before,
you're fine, right. You know why, No, I would have
thought it would have just been Apple across the board.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Because Apple didn't fulfill its investment commitments to Indonesia for
the iPhone sixteen. They originally said they're going to invest
all this money in Indonesia, and they ended up not
investing as much as they initially said they were. So
therefore the whatever Prime Minister of Technologies in Indonesia's like,
(05:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And so he was making it illegal, isn't the crazy?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Like I said, I'm surprised it's not just across the
board all Apple products at that point.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, they they met their requirements for the other ones,
Oh okay, just not the sixteen. They pulled out of Indonesia,
like more product, more chips and so forth, went to
China and that's.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Why the Indonesia's upset.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So they're like, uh oh, not this time, sucker fish.
It'd be why to get the cops called. Oh sorry,
that's an iPhone twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know, I couldn't tell the difference between any of them.
I'm like, I know that's an iPhone. Couldn't tell you
what number right.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A Tempee man has been arrested after the police say
they found human remains in a backyard freezer earlier this week.
The tectives were tipped off on Tuesday about a body
reporting in the backyard of a fifty one year old
cat named Joseph Hill. Junior officers make contact with Hill
at his home later in the day. He refused to
allow officers to look inside the freezer. Police said, however,
(07:06):
he mentioned that his father had passed away four and
a half years ago. Yeh, the text has attained possible
cause weren't searched the house when authorities uncovered the skeletule
remains of a body. At this time, the identity of
the body cannot be confirmed. He was arrested a Friday,
(07:27):
consumer of a body felony charged and fail reported death
of his dad, which was a misdemeanor. So his dad,
he had dad stuffed in the freezer outside.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, meanwhile, somebody came poking around. The price wasn't supposed
to be and they're like, oh, dead body. Yes, I'm
gonna anonymously turn this one in.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, appurely.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
He had.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Neighbors were shocked to discovery of me, and then wonder
how long the remains have been there in the freezer
or out. It could have gone that far. Looks like
the ad. Oh, here's the here's the whole rub of it.
So there was a small fire at Hill's house and
the house is currently under construction. In one of the
crews opened up the freezer and saw was in it,
(08:13):
and he called the cops. That's like an a dare dry.
You open that freezer. What's in the box?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Man? What's in the box?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's got to be just that wall of smell once
you opened that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, what's in the box.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Don't look at the box, man, don't look at about
what's in the box.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh that's a trippy movie, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
State police say about seven twenty one in the morning,
a trooper was on eighty four East near Exit sixty
nine when they were passed by a blue Hondai Elantra.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
When New York plates the Andre.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Atlantra, let's see the driver identified as thirty three year
old air in Terror of Brooklyn, New York in apparently listeness.
The cops says, with the use of a speedometer, it
was found that he was traveling between the range of
one hundred and thirteen and one hundred and eighteen miles
an hour in a sixty mile hour zone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And he passed the cop.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wow, I think got some max speed up a Hundai
a Luntra.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
One hundred and thirteen to one hundred and eighteen probably
probably tapped out at that point.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The trooper then turned.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
On the lights and he pulled over to the right
should he was taking in custody.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
When asked why he was traveling at high ray speed,
he said that he was traveling for quote, Halloween festivities
at seven twenty one in the morning. Yeah, all right,
So everybody that's not named Donald Trump and Kamala Harris
(09:52):
had a debate last Wednesday. All the presidential candidates that
aren't named Kamala or choke, so basically nobody matters.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They had a.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
They had a debate last week and apparently the national
anthem singer dropped multiple f bombs during the song.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
During the national anthem, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Her name is Loomis, she got the uh I guess
to the Rockets Red Glare partner voice crack, and then
she said I effed up, and apparently she forgot that
she was live and asked.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
If she could start over.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh, like in the middle of a live performance. That's
funny you mentioned fuck, Hey, I effed up, we start over?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Uh, you're live? Guys that she doesn't get the invite
to the sports programs now.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, she had an issue of apology guess today. She
said she never gets nervous, she's just panicked. Felt bad
because her family was watching, including her dad, who's an
army veteran. All. Oh, he's like, that's not my daughter.
That's not my daughter. She told TMZ that failure is
(11:09):
greatness sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ah, no, maybe sometimes, but not in this case.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No. Yeah, you can't. No, no, you don't get use that.
You don't use that crap with this. No, you have
one shot and you freaking blew it. That's how people
are doing that nowadays. Oh, your failure is great too.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The failure is not good. Don't praise failure, don't even
start that. Nope, nope. Let's see, this is a rough story.
This woman in Kansas, apparently they are at drop zone.
She's an air capitol drop zone. Thirty seven year old
Amanda Gallagher was taking photos of some friends right before
(11:53):
they were going skydivan. This girl backs into an active propeller.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh dude, she's q too.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Look. Oh yeah, taking pictures and she says, like everybody
gets got it? How do you back into a propeller
that's like an active one is running.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Those are incredibly loud, right, yes, insanely loud.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah? It says she was unresponsible. Ems, when you walk
in backwards to a propeller, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You're gonna be unresponsible.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
A Walmart store in Ohio is pressing charges against a
former employee who has got peen on a palette outside
the store. The palette was filled with bags of potty mix. Now,
wait a minute, come on, are the bags of potty
mix really soiled?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I mean maybe on the outside, but on the inside
it would actually be good for it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I looked it up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Urine contains important nutrients for plant growth and louting carbon, phosphorus, potassium,
and nitrogen. And when handled properly, it makes good plant food.
Plus it's free.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Free.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So apparently this ex employee was seen consuming alcohol outside
the premise and then well he just apparently pulls it
out peas on some potty mix. It said they ruined
seventy two bags of potty mix, valued over four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know, ruin pot it's dirt. How do you ruin
dirt about pean on it?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You don't might not be repackaged, but it's not ruined.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's funny. The name of the person was not released.
We assume it was a male employee. That's the funniest
part of the story. He just housed peano a potty mixes. Like,
let's be honest, it's plastic. It's covered in plastic. Just
(13:56):
wash it off, so.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
What a little hose down?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's not hurting it.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's so silly, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And lastly, you don't often think of hot pockets as
a dangerous well, I mean, he could be.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't think of it as a dangerous weapon, but
you can definitely see how it is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
There is a warning on the side. Oh, yeah, contents
may be hot.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Look, yeah, outside of burning the roof of your mouth,
do you think hot pockets are a dangerous weapon? Place
in the Boston area looking for a guy who went
to the Corner Market earlier this month.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
You got the hot pocket from.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The fridge, and apparently you hurled it at.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
The clerk just whack, so still frozen. Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The guy apparently got upset because the clerk has to
see his ID before selling him tobacco product. Oh oh yeah,
we don't need to see my D. And the first
thing you grab was a hot pocket. At that time,
it was it was a cold pocket.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
It's just a pocket.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
At that point said they were able to get the
bad guy out of the market. The bad guy locked
the doors and call the cops. Nobody's into but the
hot pocket. Well, the hot pocket guy, and I guess
the pocket knife. He pulled out a pocket knife too,
threatened another customer with it, So he throws the hot
(15:13):
pocket at the guy behind the counter. Then apparently the
hot pocket guy pulled out a pocket knife and threatened
another customer with it. They were able to wrestle the
guy to the ground, push him outside, locked the doors
and Collon Cocks. Nobody was injured but the hot pocket
and the pocket knife. Uh, nobody's injured by the hot
(15:35):
pocket or the pocket knife.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
As far as we know.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
The guy still on the run, but probably not as hungry.
He weaponized a hot pocket, which is surprisingly not by
micro waving it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Right, right, We need a new term for a cold
hot pocket, though right they'll be too confusing If we
just call it a pocket, it's just.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
A bisy it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
At that point, a meat biscuit, frozen stuffed can always
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all, all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah you are some stories breat you by steal and
Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, Happy National Chocolate Day. As if you needed
some excuse to enjoy chocolate, you got one. Sam's Club
in Maryland's closed on Friday because somebody apparently in spite
of the raccoon in Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, I'll get it shut down, huh, I guess so,
just pet it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Just give a little food.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Got A man in Milwaukee has putting no contest after
he bit the fingertip off. A person at a wedding
last year is pointing at him. Yeah, you know, had
his finger up in his face.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You know, like, how dare you just.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Out one of those weddings?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah? Does anybody disagree with the wedding? Y at me?
Let me tell you what, right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A mailman Afflorida it's been accused of throwing away more
than one thousand pieces of mail, including four hundred pieces
of political mail and one election ballot.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know you didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
According to a new report, NFL players easily go through
at least eighty thousand uncrustables a year. Oh, okay, and
guess this includes games, practices, training camps, so forth. And
guess what team eats the most of the uncrustables? Mmm?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Uh do the Steelers play in Heinz Field. I'm gonna
go with the Steelers just because I feel like maybe
they get free in carstables, because maybe there's some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Of connecting their craft.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well surprised it is when it comes to who eats
the most uncrustables year. The Denver Broncos.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, the uncrustable champs du du done. Maybe not Super
Bowl champs in the last few years, but acrossable champs.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, yes we are.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't know why, but I guess they are good.
Are they?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's just sandwiches, right, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, but you freeze I'm in there. Yeah. The Natella
onant are pretty good too.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Pizza made and sold out a Wisconsin pizzeria was quote
unintentionally contaminated with THC. There was I guess oil from
another business and didn't realize it contained depth of nine cannabis.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, it was getting nighs held on a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You just keep eating and keep eating.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't know why I can't I stop eating this
pepperoni pizza. A guy in North Carolina shares with us
what you should do. You find a twenty dollars bill
laying on the ground.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, I just found a twenty What do I deal
with it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You buy a lottery ticket?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Scoop.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, yep, that's what happening.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He found a twenty dollars bill on the ground, goes in,
buys a lottery ticket and hits for a million dollars. Ooh,
he told officials. The first thing he was doing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You hit a million dollars or scratch out ticket.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's the first thing you're doing?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh, calling Julie. We're going out for dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean, I guess it's similar, because he said he
was heading to Golden Corral and quote, eating everything they've got.
The guy want a million dollars, He says, I'm going
to Golden Karral and I'm meeting everything they got.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what Julie's gonna say when I tell
her the same thing. Come on, we're going to Golden Corral.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The hell we are? You want a million dollars? And look,
Golden Karraw was out of this dude's.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Reach before the lotto ticket he wins a million dollars.
He's like, I'm going Golden Corral. I'm meeting everything they got.
I appreciate this guy. That's awesome. It says in the story,
you don't need to win the lottery to go the
to Golden Corral. It's a buffet place.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like who doesn't know what Golden Corral is?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Maybe he's buying rounds for everybody. Golden Corral is on
me tonight, everybody.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Everybody, come on in and pull up a seat, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
In a surprising move, Indonesia has prohibited the sale and
use of the Apple iPhone sixteen within his country. Yeah
the Industry. The country's industry minister declared that the iPhone
sixteen found in the hands of consumers will be deemed illegal.
(04:36):
He costion and potential buyers against acquiring the device from abroad,
emphasizing the serious just nature of the band. This announcement
as a tourist on alerts as to what they're supposed
to do now confused as to what will happen to
the iPhone sixteen owners who already you know, maybe visiting
(04:57):
Indonesia just sites you don't released planning visits soon. According
to this guy, iPhone sixteen does not have the International
Mobile Equipment Identity Certification for use in Indonesia. For using
the iPhone sixteen in Indonesia, it means the device is legal,
(05:17):
and he's urging the public to report any such instances
and they will come and take your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But it's only the sixteen. If you got fifteen and before,
you're fine, right. You know why, No, I would have
thought it would have just been Apple across the board.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Because Apple didn't fulfill its investment commitments to Indonesia for
the iPhone sixteen. They originally said they're going to invest
all this money in Indonesia, and they ended up not
investing as much as they initially said they were. So
therefore the whatever Prime Minister of Technologies in Indonesia's like,
(05:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And so he was making it illegal, isn't the crazy?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Like I said, I'm surprised it's not just across the
board all Apple products at that point.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, they they met their requirements for the other ones,
Oh okay, just not the sixteen. They pulled out of Indonesia,
like more product, more chips and so forth, went to
China and that's.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Why the Indonesia's upset.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So they're like, uh oh, not this time, sucker fish.
It'd be why to get the cops called. Oh sorry,
that's an iPhone twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know, I couldn't tell the difference between any of them.
I'm like, I know that's an iPhone. Couldn't tell you
what number right.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A Tempee man has been arrested after the police say
they found human remains in a backyard freezer earlier this week.
The tectives were tipped off on Tuesday about a body
reporting in the backyard of a fifty one year old
cat named Joseph Hill. Junior officers make contact with Hill
at his home later in the day. He refused to
allow officers to look inside the freezer. Police said, however,
(07:06):
he mentioned that his father had passed away four and
a half years ago. Yeh, the text has attained possible
cause weren't searched the house when authorities uncovered the skeletule
remains of a body. At this time, the identity of
the body cannot be confirmed. He was arrested a Friday,
(07:27):
consumer of a body felony charged and fail reported death
of his dad, which was a misdemeanor. So his dad,
he had dad stuffed in the freezer outside.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, meanwhile, somebody came poking around. The price wasn't supposed
to be and they're like, oh, dead body. Yes, I'm
gonna anonymously turn this one in.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, appurely.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
He had.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Neighbors were shocked to discovery of me, and then wonder
how long the remains have been there in the freezer
or out. It could have gone that far. Looks like
the ad. Oh, here's the here's the whole rub of it.
So there was a small fire at Hill's house and
the house is currently under construction. In one of the
crews opened up the freezer and saw was in it,
(08:13):
and he called the cops. That's like an a dare dry.
You open that freezer. What's in the box?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Man? What's in the box?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's got to be just that wall of smell once
you opened that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, what's in the box.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Don't look at the box, man, don't look at about
what's in the box.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh that's a trippy movie, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
State police say about seven twenty one in the morning,
a trooper was on eighty four East near Exit sixty
nine when they were passed by a blue Hondai Elantra.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
When New York plates the Andre.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Atlantra, let's see the driver identified as thirty three year
old air in Terror of Brooklyn, New York in apparently listeness.
The cops says, with the use of a speedometer, it
was found that he was traveling between the range of
one hundred and thirteen and one hundred and eighteen miles
an hour in a sixty mile hour zone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And he passed the cop.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wow, I think got some max speed up a Hundai
a Luntra.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
One hundred and thirteen to one hundred and eighteen probably
probably tapped out at that point.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The trooper then turned.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
On the lights and he pulled over to the right
should he was taking in custody.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
When asked why he was traveling at high ray speed,
he said that he was traveling for quote, Halloween festivities
at seven twenty one in the morning. Yeah, all right,
So everybody that's not named Donald Trump and Kamala Harris
(09:52):
had a debate last Wednesday. All the presidential candidates that
aren't named Kamala or choke, so basically nobody matters.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They had a.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
They had a debate last week and apparently the national
anthem singer dropped multiple f bombs during the song.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
During the national anthem, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Her name is Loomis, she got the uh I guess
to the Rockets Red Glare partner voice crack, and then
she said I effed up, and apparently she forgot that
she was live and asked.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
If she could start over.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh, like in the middle of a live performance. That's
funny you mentioned fuck, Hey, I effed up, we start over?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Uh, you're live? Guys that she doesn't get the invite
to the sports programs now.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, she had an issue of apology guess today. She
said she never gets nervous, she's just panicked. Felt bad
because her family was watching, including her dad, who's an
army veteran. All. Oh, he's like, that's not my daughter.
That's not my daughter. She told TMZ that failure is
(11:09):
greatness sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ah, no, maybe sometimes, but not in this case.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No. Yeah, you can't. No, no, you don't get use that.
You don't use that crap with this. No, you have
one shot and you freaking blew it. That's how people
are doing that nowadays. Oh, your failure is great too.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The failure is not good. Don't praise failure, don't even
start that. Nope, nope. Let's see, this is a rough story.
This woman in Kansas, apparently they are at drop zone.
She's an air capitol drop zone. Thirty seven year old
Amanda Gallagher was taking photos of some friends right before
(11:53):
they were going skydivan. This girl backs into an active propeller.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh dude, she's q too.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Look. Oh yeah, taking pictures and she says, like everybody
gets got it? How do you back into a propeller
that's like an active one is running.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Those are incredibly loud, right, yes, insanely loud.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah? It says she was unresponsible. Ems, when you walk
in backwards to a propeller, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You're gonna be unresponsible.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
A Walmart store in Ohio is pressing charges against a
former employee who has got peen on a palette outside
the store. The palette was filled with bags of potty mix. Now,
wait a minute, come on, are the bags of potty
mix really soiled?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I mean maybe on the outside, but on the inside
it would actually be good for it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I looked it up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Urine contains important nutrients for plant growth and louting carbon, phosphorus, potassium,
and nitrogen. And when handled properly, it makes good plant food.
Plus it's free.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Free.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So apparently this ex employee was seen consuming alcohol outside
the premise and then well he just apparently pulls it
out peas on some potty mix. It said they ruined
seventy two bags of potty mix, valued over four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know, ruin pot it's dirt. How do you ruin
dirt about pean on it?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You don't might not be repackaged, but it's not ruined.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's funny. The name of the person was not released.
We assume it was a male employee. That's the funniest
part of the story. He just housed peano a potty mixes. Like,
let's be honest, it's plastic. It's covered in plastic. Just
(13:56):
wash it off, so.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
What a little hose down?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's not hurting it.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's so silly, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And lastly, you don't often think of hot pockets as
a dangerous well, I mean, he could be.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't think of it as a dangerous weapon, but
you can definitely see how it is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
There is a warning on the side. Oh, yeah, contents
may be hot.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Look, yeah, outside of burning the roof of your mouth,
do you think hot pockets are a dangerous weapon? Place
in the Boston area looking for a guy who went
to the Corner Market earlier this month.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
You got the hot pocket from.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The fridge, and apparently you hurled it at.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
The clerk just whack, so still frozen. Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The guy apparently got upset because the clerk has to
see his ID before selling him tobacco product. Oh oh yeah,
we don't need to see my D. And the first
thing you grab was a hot pocket. At that time,
it was it was a cold pocket.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
It's just a pocket.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
At that point said they were able to get the
bad guy out of the market. The bad guy locked
the doors and call the cops. Nobody's into but the
hot pocket. Well, the hot pocket guy, and I guess
the pocket knife. He pulled out a pocket knife too,
threatened another customer with it, So he throws the hot
(15:13):
pocket at the guy behind the counter. Then apparently the
hot pocket guy pulled out a pocket knife and threatened
another customer with it. They were able to wrestle the
guy to the ground, push him outside, locked the doors
and Collon Cocks. Nobody was injured but the hot pocket
and the pocket knife. Uh, nobody's injured by the hot
(15:35):
pocket or the pocket knife.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
As far as we know.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
The guy still on the run, but probably not as hungry.
He weaponized a hot pocket, which is surprisingly not by
micro waving it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Right, right, We need a new term for a cold
hot pocket, though right they'll be too confusing If we
just call it a pocket, it's just.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
A bisy it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
At that point, a meat biscuit, frozen stuffed can always
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