November 13, 2024 • 21 mins
Man flashes group of women after they guessed he had a small package.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBP I and your show time for
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you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Red Lobster bringing back Hushpuppies.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ooh, I know it sounds delicious, right, great news to
customers who love getting heart disease.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hushpuppies are delicious.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
See. I've never been a Cheddar Bay Biscuits kind of person,
but hushpuppies.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Legit right, Yeah, like your Haitian.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
By the way, that's not what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Like Long John Silvers. If you've got one near you,
they have some good.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hush Oh yeah, man, I used to love putting vinegar
on it, so yeah, weird right, I don't know why
that works.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The one restaurant that had vinegar on the table.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, hushpuppies, hushpuppies and some battered fish filets.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sounds good anyway? Uh dude? That crazy is this?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Britney Spears just wrote her final child support check to KFED.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh wow, twenty thousand a month.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wow for seventeen and a half ish years. So I'm like, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That gravy train is ending for old KFED. You adn't
need to do. Now, what's that needs to knock up?
Sabrina Carpenter. But that's crazy. Twenty years man, twenty thousand
a month.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow for one kid?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Right then we have the two boys.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's a lot free, Brittany, now right, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fire station in Texas caught fire.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Firefighters apparently out on emergency called it looks like it
started the station's kitchen. Oh bad, look late with fire
station's burning down.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's never a good sign.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
All right, So you want the hot gift for your
kid this Christmas?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Ooh, what do you gotta get?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, it looks like just video games. Seventy six percent
of kids are putting video games on the wish list.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That wow, seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You can't go wrong with that, any particular one or
just it is just find.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What obviously, you know, kids like different video games, find
the one they're passionate about to go. But yeah, I mean,
you can't go wrong with a video game apparently. Okay,
just make sure you got one for the the whatever gaming.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Constant, the right system. Yeah yeah, uh so.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
A guy in Florida was arrested for making first degree
terrorist threat charges after alleged he's threatening to blow up
an Alta beauty store.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But what's funny is this guy he went wild with
markers all over his.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Face and spray painted his beard blue and just rode
all over his face with like red marker and like
some kind of sharpie across his forehead and like a
kind of like an ugly attempt at barboar. Just a
really bad, bad, bad mugshot.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
But at least it wasn't a tattoo. Tattoos will stick
it with you forever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, this is just sharpie. So this is one was
sticking with you for a few days, at least my
kids anyway. All right, so Mattel. Earlier this week we
told you about how they printed, you know, Wicked instead
of wickedmovie dot com on the side of their little
Wicked boxes.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know, the little characters they have for the movie coming.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Out action figures, if You're a if You're a boy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Anyway, that particular naughty site that was putting out the
side of the box had a huge spike in traffic,
not from the toys being released, but from all the
news surrounding the toys being released.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, I've never heard of a wicked dot com. Maybe
I should check it out. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Everybody's like, whoa, I didn't know that one. I'm gonna
go check it out right now, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yesterday Burkes she announced they're selling one million whoppers for
a dollar. Oh, just to make sure you get this right,
it's not a million dollars for a whopper. It's one
million whoppers for a dollar piece.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What a deal that would be? Anyway, while supply is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Last, let me guss the app yep, Oh god, why
you got to do that?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I want a dollar whopper and the wise words of
my four year old writer. Why they do that? Why
they do that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know they want you to download the app, but
a million whoppers for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Maybe we're getting at for it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
This is kind of funny. Hashtag What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Florida officials launched an investigation after a severed human head
was discovered by a horrified beachgoer oh Miami Beach. Miami
Dave Police Department to ride at the beach at eight
forty in the morning after receiving multiple reports of the
head in the sand. It was originally found by a
worker raking the beach. Oh is that a that's a
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damn head?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What says? Unclear? The head belonged to a man or
a woman.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh damn, not in the best shape.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What's in the box?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tom? For a update on Peanut, the squirrel and raccoon
that were taken from a home. Taken from a home
that this dude that they what's the guy's name? Um,
this guy had lived this squirrel for seven years, y'all.
Can you imagine having a pet for seven years? Completely
trained like this was his little buddy. He put a
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cowboy hat on the freaking squirrel for god like he
would make videos though the squirrel had thousands. I think
he had like seven or one hundred and seventy thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
This squirrel was much more well behaved than my dog.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh one hundred percent. And your dog's okay behaved. It's
just you know, it's okay. But this grows much.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Better than it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I was seized from the owner in upstate New York euthanized.
It is tested negative for rabies. State Department Environmental Conservation
took the squirrel and raccoon, named Fred on October thirtieth
from Mark Longo. Apparently he lives in rural Pine City
the Pennsylvania border. The agency said that they had received
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the complaint that wildlife was being kept illegally and was
potentially unsafe, but officials had faced a barades of criticism
for the seizure of Peanut and Fred since they euthanized
them and then tested them for rabies.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Damn the DEEC.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The county officials that said the squirrel and raccoon were
euthanized so they could be tested for rabies, and it
said Peanut been a DEEC worker involved in the investigation
of what happened, and they come to his house that
the investigators like, I need to see the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He tried to grab the squirrel. The squirrel has been
him like a little.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Dog would like what squirrels would do. I bet if
you tried to grab one outside your house today, it
would bite you.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I guarantee you it would. If you try to grab me,
I might try to bite you. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That incident sparked the county officials in the DC in
New York to test, you know, the squirrel for rabies.
Although you know when you listen to Mark he was
telling him, Oh, well, the squirrels live with me. There's
no signs that he's rabbit or anything like that. He's
just thrown off guard by the stranger grabbing him, as
any animal would be right. Pinat gained tens of thousands
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of followers on Instagram, TikTok of the platforms more than
seven years since Mark Alongo took him in after seeing
his mother get hit by a car in New York City.
He was finally paid forwork to get Peanuts certified as
an educational animal.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
When he was seized. He tried showing that paperwork, but
they didn't care. Oh now, listen to this, the DC
said in a prepared statement. This is what they owe.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This what sucks about, you know, government and them doing
a any sort of looking on their own selves, you know,
any sort of reflective look, any sort of integral and
sort of a honesty as far as integrity goes, they
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just don't have it right. They're doing an internal investigation,
that's what to say. But they won't have the internal
honesty to fire any body or say the policy is wrong.
They just say they're doing internal investigation and they're reviewing
some policies and procedures.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's all they're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's all we're gonna say is I was gonna go down,
but dude lost his pet for seven had that pet
for seven years, dude, right, and they killed it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
God, I'd be mad as elle m a fitness an.
You guys go to Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm not saying they don't clean all their equipment, but
it sure looks like they don't clean their equipment. A
missing man was discovered dead and Planet Fitness tanning bed Monday,
three days after he walked into the gym's location.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So apparently, Uh, this guy, Derek sink winning a tanning
bed on Friday, November eighth, He's found dead a Monday morning.
And just to just to put it out there, it's
not like the gym was closed on Saturday Sunday, right right?
You know, Planet Fitness was open and operating. Matter of fact,
people on Sunday were complaining about a smell near the
tanning beds Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Now, as a person that doesn't go to the gym,
I'm sure you've spent plenty more time than me. Are
the weekends busier than during the week sure, so I
would think that they would have extra cleaning people on weekends.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now you would think that's scoop. But again his Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Now I don't want to say anything about people go
to Planet Fitness, but this dude had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
On matter of fact, that's how they determined he didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
The gym for three days. Oh really Yeah, like tanning
bed in an ankle bracelet. That that raises some questions
about ankle bracelets. So you have to be dead three
days before they come looking for you with your ankle bracelet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I mean maybe they just thought he really want to
get tann.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's fine, he's a Planet Fits, Planet Fit.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's really serious about working out to get into shape.
He's been every three days and then the top.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They said he struggled with drugs, and drugs and needle
were found in his room in h.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So he's doing drugs in the tanning booth. All right, yeah,
you that workout.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's working on a fitness and doing drugs and tanning.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, thinking about it, not a bad place to
do drugs when you think about it, nobody's gonna come
just walking in on you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I feel like it's a terrible place to do drugs.
He's like, I don't know, a hot plastic bed, just
sweating balls.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I feel like he can out do something. There's not
a lot of room to.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Dance in the Tanning band scoop kind of ends what
drugs you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Guess a man in Arkansas who lit himself on fire
before jumping over a cliff last week.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
He was rescued.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Now, why would a man.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Douns himself with gasoline, light himself on fire and jump
off cliff for the Gram?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Is he doing it for the gram?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
This is really gonna give me some likes and views.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, No, he wouldn't know he was doing that because
he was scheduled to go to trial on a charge
of rape involving a juvenile in January.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Suicide gone wrong. Then did you need to rescue him?
He could just let nature tickets. Course you all right,
we'll get to you just a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Hang. Oh yeah, Well he looks like he's burning.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
YouTuber dumb ass named Norm he's trying to break a
world record by locking himself into a room for a
full month with no light, into what's called the dark room,
and apparently he's almost done.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh so he's already started it, and yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He went in. Looks like October sixteenth.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
He's doing what a month? Yeah, so three days from now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
He got booted from YouTube and Twitch a few months
ago for another endurance stunt where he didn't sleep for
twelve days. Here's the I guess it's kind of like
a solitary confinement, dark room and just staying there for
a month, that would be that seems odd.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And he's streaming this, Yeah, I believe, Yeah he is.
So he got like the see in the dark cameras
or we're just looking at a black screen trusting you know,
good question.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Probably the sea in the dark, you know, the kuy
whatever night vision goggles deal he's got set up.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But it would be weird. Here I am just in
a room dark, talking to myself.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Just put your thumb over the camera and can you
see me now? Can you see me?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What part of my body am I holding?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Weird? All right, here's a wild story.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Man. When you guys were kids, did you ever leave
your home? Did you ever, like, you know, walk someplace.
We had a grocery store that's fairly close to our house,
probably a mile and a half, you know, walk or
so Okay, we used to walk to that grocery store
all the time, and it was, you know, next to
a very you know, populated road, fairly busy.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You had to walk up to one area to cross it.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
A mom in rural Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
They got arrested for letting her ten year old son
walk into town alone. And they live less than a
mile away from the town.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Ten I'm okay with ten.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, I feel like so listen to the story.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is what's kind of weird. So her name is
Britney Patterson. Her son is named Soren. Well, there's a
hippie man.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What was sword? A Lord of the Rings or something?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Soarin?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Mmm? What are he one of those characters? Yeah, it
could have been anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Seworin just turned to Levin the other day.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They have a farm outside of the small town, a
mineral bluff close to Tennessee border, and a few hundred
people live in that little small town. But back on
October thirtieth, Brittany took her other kid to a doctor's
appointment and thought Soworn was playing in the woods on
their farm, so, you know, just doing what ten eleven
year olds do.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Sure, but he'd actually decided to walk into town without
telling anybody, so the mom didn't even know about it.
All right, A random woman.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
See this is who I believing on this random woman,
I had the same thing happened to me when we
got sort of stranded, if you will, on her Florida vacation. Okay,
you know, a random woman saw him on the side
of the road where the speed limit on the road
is thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Five miles an hour. She asked me he was a okay,
he said, yeah, I'm fine. But what does Karen do?
Karen called the cops.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, come on, Karen, Britney gets called for the police,
letting her know that they'd picked up soaring. They said
he could well could have been hit by a car,
he could have been kidnapped. But she didn't think it
was that big of a deal. Said, he's plenty mature
enough to you know, she thought, walked to town. Sure,
she gave him a talking to at home and thought
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it was fine. But listen what happened later that night.
The cops showed back up at Brittany's own Oh, they
arrested her. Arrested her all right, and apparently they cuffed
her in front of her three kids.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh okay, So I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's the have a gross exaggeration of what's really what's needed,
right they.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You could say, why why don't you come on down
to the station. We have some questions for you. We
can we can handle it all there.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
You really need to cover in front of her three kids.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Come on, that's what I hate about people that just
abuse power, Like, come on, you can walk her to
the car.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's not like she's fleeing or anything like that. She's
resisting anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They charged with reckless conduct, released during a five hundred
oar bell. Child Services came to her house the next
day for a welfare check.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Those are people you don't want to mess with.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Dude, not at all.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They ended up suggesting that charges might be dropped if
she agreed to sign something that said another adult would
be quote a safety person and keep an eye on
soreing when she's not home. She also had to put
an app on her phone to track his location. Come on,
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it is crazy how people are all up in your
business with your kids, she said. She refused that app,
and she hired a lawyer instead. A group called National
Association of Parents Lots of GoFundMe to help with the
legal bills, the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Good old nap yep.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And apparently if Georgia decides to pursue charges, she could
face a year in jail. Wow, that's crazy and that
nuts man's that's too far.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Like I could see if maybe they were six or seven,
maybe giving her a warning and being like, you know,
kids shouldn't be out walking on the street. But ten,
ten eleven, that's about the time that you need to
be starting your exploration.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I rode my bicycle when I was ten eleven years old.
I mean for miles.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, miles.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'd be riding.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I mean I'd be miles away from my house, just
on my bicycle with my brother or other friends, yeap, whatever,
And when think anything of it, this is less than
a mile, I'm like, wow, man, that's crazy, the overreach
of Yeah, so in one way you can see maybe
somebody just asking if the kid's okay, But another way,
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do you need to call cops?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Didn't sound like it was during school hours where you'd
have true NC issues or anything. Sounded like it was.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yes, this is crazy, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And lastly, a thirty three year old guy in the
UK you got arrested for something that used to be
a perfect response for this accusation.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, so hear me out.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
This is carefully and understand myself scooped gen xers.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
If you're a gen xer out there, you know this
was a perfectly fine rebuttal at one point to an
accusation of this. All right, So this thirty three ye
old guy to the UK you got arrested for flashing
a group of women after they made fun of him
and said that he must have tiny junk. Apparently he'd
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guy been drinking and he tried to talk to one
of them at the club or so try to hit
on one of them, and they made it clearly didn't
want to, you know, nothing to do with him.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So no big deal there will they run into him
again later at a pizza joint.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh okay, And that's when they made the comment, you know,
that's that's also where you know what used to be
a normal response to that particular accusation.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The dude said, are you well, I'll let you judge
for yourself. So he just well, he flast him.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
After they they said, well, what do you say he
told a judge? They said that this junk must must
be tiny and they made hand gestures indicating how small
it was. They did the you know, the little little pinchy, Yeah,
a little pinchy like the thumb index.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
They said, it must be this big.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Well, no man can take that, right, no man, Well,
no decely endowed man can take that. So this man
did what used to be totally acceptable. Oh yeah, well,
I'll proof all you ladies wrong. Just let me get
my drunk belt buckle on doing here and.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No official word, but he proved them wrong or not?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh, come on, that's poor, that's poor journalism.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Absolutely journalist.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You call that guy up and be like, I need
a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But the women call the cops. Oh, these one woman
did come on, Karen, right, so they arrested the guy. Oh,
the dude did have a small amount of cocaine on him,
so they arrested him for drugs and decent exposure. We
got sends, eighteen months probation, drug rehab, and now he'll
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be a registered sex offender for the next five years.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh but ladies, don't, don't. Don't throw that out there
if you're not expecting a response.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I really feel like that's.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's a perfectly legit response to that, Like I don't know.
Oh yeah, Like, what else are you saying? When you
say I bet you have this? You're asking for it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
You're giving a little pinchy sign.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Look, don't give the pitchy So the pitchy sign most
men can't can't take.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's that's off limits.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Like oh, oh, you can say it's small, but once
you start displaying how small you think it is, oh,
the pitchy sign will get you.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The flash in a heartbeat. Hey, actions and consequences. It's
a package deal. You present the penchy sign, we're ripping
out the dingling.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
And ladies. You can use that to your advantage as well.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Pince this.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
You see a guy that you like at the club,
I bet it's small, probably like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Huh. Chances are you f around and find out you're
gonna see it. But man, you got a registered sex
men for five years. I'm thinking twice about it. I'm
probably still doing it, but I'm just no, I'm not
just kidding, not anymore, not because the Karen's out there
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Red Lobster bringing back Hushpuppies.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ooh, I know it sounds delicious, right, great news to
customers who love getting heart disease.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hushpuppies are delicious.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
See. I've never been a Cheddar Bay Biscuits kind of person,
but hushpuppies.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Legit right, Yeah, like your Haitian.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
By the way, that's not what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Like Long John Silvers. If you've got one near you,
they have some good.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hush Oh yeah, man, I used to love putting vinegar
on it, so yeah, weird right, I don't know why
that works.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The one restaurant that had vinegar on the table.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, hushpuppies, hushpuppies and some battered fish filets.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sounds good anyway? Uh dude? That crazy is this?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Britney Spears just wrote her final child support check to KFED.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh wow, twenty thousand a month.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wow for seventeen and a half ish years. So I'm like, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That gravy train is ending for old KFED. You adn't
need to do. Now, what's that needs to knock up?
Sabrina Carpenter. But that's crazy. Twenty years man, twenty thousand
a month.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow for one kid?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Right then we have the two boys.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's a lot free, Brittany, now right, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fire station in Texas caught fire.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Firefighters apparently out on emergency called it looks like it
started the station's kitchen. Oh bad, look late with fire
station's burning down.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's never a good sign.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
All right, So you want the hot gift for your
kid this Christmas?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Ooh, what do you gotta get?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, it looks like just video games. Seventy six percent
of kids are putting video games on the wish list.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That wow, seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You can't go wrong with that, any particular one or
just it is just find.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What obviously, you know, kids like different video games, find
the one they're passionate about to go. But yeah, I mean,
you can't go wrong with a video game apparently. Okay,
just make sure you got one for the the whatever gaming.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Constant, the right system. Yeah yeah, uh so.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
A guy in Florida was arrested for making first degree
terrorist threat charges after alleged he's threatening to blow up
an Alta beauty store.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But what's funny is this guy he went wild with
markers all over his.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Face and spray painted his beard blue and just rode
all over his face with like red marker and like
some kind of sharpie across his forehead and like a
kind of like an ugly attempt at barboar. Just a
really bad, bad, bad mugshot.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
But at least it wasn't a tattoo. Tattoos will stick
it with you forever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, this is just sharpie. So this is one was
sticking with you for a few days, at least my
kids anyway. All right, so Mattel. Earlier this week we
told you about how they printed, you know, Wicked instead
of wickedmovie dot com on the side of their little
Wicked boxes.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know, the little characters they have for the movie coming.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Out action figures, if You're a if You're a boy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Anyway, that particular naughty site that was putting out the
side of the box had a huge spike in traffic,
not from the toys being released, but from all the
news surrounding the toys being released.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, I've never heard of a wicked dot com. Maybe
I should check it out. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Everybody's like, whoa, I didn't know that one. I'm gonna
go check it out right now, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yesterday Burkes she announced they're selling one million whoppers for
a dollar. Oh, just to make sure you get this right,
it's not a million dollars for a whopper. It's one
million whoppers for a dollar piece.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What a deal that would be? Anyway, while supply is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Last, let me guss the app yep, Oh god, why
you got to do that?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I want a dollar whopper and the wise words of
my four year old writer. Why they do that? Why
they do that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know they want you to download the app, but
a million whoppers for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Maybe we're getting at for it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
This is kind of funny. Hashtag What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Florida officials launched an investigation after a severed human head
was discovered by a horrified beachgoer oh Miami Beach. Miami
Dave Police Department to ride at the beach at eight
forty in the morning after receiving multiple reports of the
head in the sand. It was originally found by a
worker raking the beach. Oh is that a that's a
(05:02):
damn head?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What says? Unclear? The head belonged to a man or
a woman.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh damn, not in the best shape.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What's in the box?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tom? For a update on Peanut, the squirrel and raccoon
that were taken from a home. Taken from a home
that this dude that they what's the guy's name? Um,
this guy had lived this squirrel for seven years, y'all.
Can you imagine having a pet for seven years? Completely
trained like this was his little buddy. He put a
(05:39):
cowboy hat on the freaking squirrel for god like he
would make videos though the squirrel had thousands. I think
he had like seven or one hundred and seventy thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
This squirrel was much more well behaved than my dog.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh one hundred percent. And your dog's okay behaved. It's
just you know, it's okay. But this grows much.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Better than it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I was seized from the owner in upstate New York euthanized.
It is tested negative for rabies. State Department Environmental Conservation
took the squirrel and raccoon, named Fred on October thirtieth
from Mark Longo. Apparently he lives in rural Pine City
the Pennsylvania border. The agency said that they had received
(06:27):
the complaint that wildlife was being kept illegally and was
potentially unsafe, but officials had faced a barades of criticism
for the seizure of Peanut and Fred since they euthanized
them and then tested them for rabies.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Damn the DEEC.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The county officials that said the squirrel and raccoon were
euthanized so they could be tested for rabies, and it
said Peanut been a DEEC worker involved in the investigation
of what happened, and they come to his house that
the investigators like, I need to see the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He tried to grab the squirrel. The squirrel has been
him like a little.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Dog would like what squirrels would do. I bet if
you tried to grab one outside your house today, it
would bite you.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I guarantee you it would. If you try to grab me,
I might try to bite you. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That incident sparked the county officials in the DC in
New York to test, you know, the squirrel for rabies.
Although you know when you listen to Mark he was
telling him, Oh, well, the squirrels live with me. There's
no signs that he's rabbit or anything like that. He's
just thrown off guard by the stranger grabbing him, as
any animal would be right. Pinat gained tens of thousands
(07:42):
of followers on Instagram, TikTok of the platforms more than
seven years since Mark Alongo took him in after seeing
his mother get hit by a car in New York City.
He was finally paid forwork to get Peanuts certified as
an educational animal.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
When he was seized. He tried showing that paperwork, but
they didn't care. Oh now, listen to this, the DC
said in a prepared statement. This is what they owe.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This what sucks about, you know, government and them doing
a any sort of looking on their own selves, you know,
any sort of reflective look, any sort of integral and
sort of a honesty as far as integrity goes, they
(08:31):
just don't have it right. They're doing an internal investigation,
that's what to say. But they won't have the internal
honesty to fire any body or say the policy is wrong.
They just say they're doing internal investigation and they're reviewing
some policies and procedures.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's all they're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's all we're gonna say is I was gonna go down,
but dude lost his pet for seven had that pet
for seven years, dude, right, and they killed it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
God, I'd be mad as elle m a fitness an.
You guys go to Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm not saying they don't clean all their equipment, but
it sure looks like they don't clean their equipment. A
missing man was discovered dead and Planet Fitness tanning bed Monday,
three days after he walked into the gym's location.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So apparently, Uh, this guy, Derek sink winning a tanning
bed on Friday, November eighth, He's found dead a Monday morning.
And just to just to put it out there, it's
not like the gym was closed on Saturday Sunday, right right?
You know, Planet Fitness was open and operating. Matter of fact,
people on Sunday were complaining about a smell near the
tanning beds Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Now, as a person that doesn't go to the gym,
I'm sure you've spent plenty more time than me. Are
the weekends busier than during the week sure, so I
would think that they would have extra cleaning people on weekends.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now you would think that's scoop. But again his Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Now I don't want to say anything about people go
to Planet Fitness, but this dude had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
On matter of fact, that's how they determined he didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
The gym for three days. Oh really Yeah, like tanning
bed in an ankle bracelet. That that raises some questions
about ankle bracelets. So you have to be dead three
days before they come looking for you with your ankle bracelet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I mean maybe they just thought he really want to
get tann.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's fine, he's a Planet Fits, Planet Fit.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He's really serious about working out to get into shape.
He's been every three days and then the top.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They said he struggled with drugs, and drugs and needle
were found in his room in h.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So he's doing drugs in the tanning booth. All right, yeah,
you that workout.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's working on a fitness and doing drugs and tanning.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, thinking about it, not a bad place to
do drugs when you think about it, nobody's gonna come
just walking in on you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I feel like it's a terrible place to do drugs.
He's like, I don't know, a hot plastic bed, just
sweating balls.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I feel like he can out do something. There's not
a lot of room to.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Dance in the Tanning band scoop kind of ends what
drugs you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Guess a man in Arkansas who lit himself on fire
before jumping over a cliff last week.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
He was rescued.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Now, why would a man.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Douns himself with gasoline, light himself on fire and jump
off cliff for the Gram?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Is he doing it for the gram?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
This is really gonna give me some likes and views.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, No, he wouldn't know he was doing that because
he was scheduled to go to trial on a charge
of rape involving a juvenile in January.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Suicide gone wrong. Then did you need to rescue him?
He could just let nature tickets. Course you all right,
we'll get to you just a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Hang. Oh yeah, Well he looks like he's burning.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
YouTuber dumb ass named Norm he's trying to break a
world record by locking himself into a room for a
full month with no light, into what's called the dark room,
and apparently he's almost done.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh so he's already started it, and yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He went in. Looks like October sixteenth.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
He's doing what a month? Yeah, so three days from now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
He got booted from YouTube and Twitch a few months
ago for another endurance stunt where he didn't sleep for
twelve days. Here's the I guess it's kind of like
a solitary confinement, dark room and just staying there for
a month, that would be that seems odd.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And he's streaming this, Yeah, I believe, Yeah he is.
So he got like the see in the dark cameras
or we're just looking at a black screen trusting you know,
good question.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Probably the sea in the dark, you know, the kuy
whatever night vision goggles deal he's got set up.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But it would be weird. Here I am just in
a room dark, talking to myself.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Just put your thumb over the camera and can you
see me now? Can you see me?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What part of my body am I holding?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Weird? All right, here's a wild story.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Man. When you guys were kids, did you ever leave
your home? Did you ever, like, you know, walk someplace.
We had a grocery store that's fairly close to our house,
probably a mile and a half, you know, walk or
so Okay, we used to walk to that grocery store
all the time, and it was, you know, next to
a very you know, populated road, fairly busy.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You had to walk up to one area to cross it.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
A mom in rural Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
They got arrested for letting her ten year old son
walk into town alone. And they live less than a
mile away from the town.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Ten I'm okay with ten.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, I feel like so listen to the story.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is what's kind of weird. So her name is
Britney Patterson. Her son is named Soren. Well, there's a
hippie man.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What was sword? A Lord of the Rings or something?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Soarin?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Mmm? What are he one of those characters? Yeah, it
could have been anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Seworin just turned to Levin the other day.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They have a farm outside of the small town, a
mineral bluff close to Tennessee border, and a few hundred
people live in that little small town. But back on
October thirtieth, Brittany took her other kid to a doctor's
appointment and thought Soworn was playing in the woods on
their farm, so, you know, just doing what ten eleven
year olds do.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Sure, but he'd actually decided to walk into town without
telling anybody, so the mom didn't even know about it.
All right, A random woman.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
See this is who I believing on this random woman,
I had the same thing happened to me when we
got sort of stranded, if you will, on her Florida vacation. Okay,
you know, a random woman saw him on the side
of the road where the speed limit on the road
is thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Five miles an hour. She asked me he was a okay,
he said, yeah, I'm fine. But what does Karen do?
Karen called the cops.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, come on, Karen, Britney gets called for the police,
letting her know that they'd picked up soaring. They said
he could well could have been hit by a car,
he could have been kidnapped. But she didn't think it
was that big of a deal. Said, he's plenty mature
enough to you know, she thought, walked to town. Sure,
she gave him a talking to at home and thought
(15:28):
it was fine. But listen what happened later that night.
The cops showed back up at Brittany's own Oh, they
arrested her. Arrested her all right, and apparently they cuffed
her in front of her three kids.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh okay, So I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's the have a gross exaggeration of what's really what's needed,
right they.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You could say, why why don't you come on down
to the station. We have some questions for you. We
can we can handle it all there.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
You really need to cover in front of her three kids.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Come on, that's what I hate about people that just
abuse power, Like, come on, you can walk her to
the car.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's not like she's fleeing or anything like that. She's
resisting anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They charged with reckless conduct, released during a five hundred
oar bell. Child Services came to her house the next
day for a welfare check.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Those are people you don't want to mess with.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Dude, not at all.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They ended up suggesting that charges might be dropped if
she agreed to sign something that said another adult would
be quote a safety person and keep an eye on
soreing when she's not home. She also had to put
an app on her phone to track his location. Come on,
(16:46):
it is crazy how people are all up in your
business with your kids, she said. She refused that app,
and she hired a lawyer instead. A group called National
Association of Parents Lots of GoFundMe to help with the
legal bills, the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Good old nap yep.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And apparently if Georgia decides to pursue charges, she could
face a year in jail. Wow, that's crazy and that
nuts man's that's too far.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Like I could see if maybe they were six or seven,
maybe giving her a warning and being like, you know,
kids shouldn't be out walking on the street. But ten,
ten eleven, that's about the time that you need to
be starting your exploration.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I rode my bicycle when I was ten eleven years old.
I mean for miles.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, miles.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'd be riding.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I mean I'd be miles away from my house, just
on my bicycle with my brother or other friends, yeap, whatever,
And when think anything of it, this is less than
a mile, I'm like, wow, man, that's crazy, the overreach
of Yeah, so in one way you can see maybe
somebody just asking if the kid's okay, But another way,
(18:00):
do you need to call cops?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Didn't sound like it was during school hours where you'd
have true NC issues or anything. Sounded like it was.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yes, this is crazy, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And lastly, a thirty three year old guy in the
UK you got arrested for something that used to be
a perfect response for this accusation.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, so hear me out.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
This is carefully and understand myself scooped gen xers.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
If you're a gen xer out there, you know this
was a perfectly fine rebuttal at one point to an
accusation of this. All right, So this thirty three ye
old guy to the UK you got arrested for flashing
a group of women after they made fun of him
and said that he must have tiny junk. Apparently he'd
(18:51):
guy been drinking and he tried to talk to one
of them at the club or so try to hit
on one of them, and they made it clearly didn't
want to, you know, nothing to do with him.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So no big deal there will they run into him
again later at a pizza joint.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh okay, And that's when they made the comment, you know,
that's that's also where you know what used to be
a normal response to that particular accusation.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The dude said, are you well, I'll let you judge
for yourself. So he just well, he flast him.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
After they they said, well, what do you say he
told a judge? They said that this junk must must
be tiny and they made hand gestures indicating how small
it was. They did the you know, the little little pinchy, Yeah,
a little pinchy like the thumb index.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
They said, it must be this big.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Well, no man can take that, right, no man, Well,
no decely endowed man can take that. So this man
did what used to be totally acceptable. Oh yeah, well,
I'll proof all you ladies wrong. Just let me get
my drunk belt buckle on doing here and.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No official word, but he proved them wrong or not?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh, come on, that's poor, that's poor journalism.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Absolutely journalist.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You call that guy up and be like, I need
a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But the women call the cops. Oh, these one woman
did come on, Karen, right, so they arrested the guy. Oh,
the dude did have a small amount of cocaine on him,
so they arrested him for drugs and decent exposure. We
got sends, eighteen months probation, drug rehab, and now he'll
(20:31):
be a registered sex offender for the next five years.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh but ladies, don't, don't. Don't throw that out there
if you're not expecting a response.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I really feel like that's.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's a perfectly legit response to that, Like I don't know.
Oh yeah, Like, what else are you saying? When you
say I bet you have this? You're asking for it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
You're giving a little pinchy sign.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Look, don't give the pitchy So the pitchy sign most
men can't can't take.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's that's off limits.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Like oh, oh, you can say it's small, but once
you start displaying how small you think it is, oh,
the pitchy sign will get you.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The flash in a heartbeat. Hey, actions and consequences. It's
a package deal. You present the penchy sign, we're ripping
out the dingling.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
And ladies. You can use that to your advantage as well.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Pince this.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
You see a guy that you like at the club,
I bet it's small, probably like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Huh. Chances are you f around and find out you're
gonna see it. But man, you got a registered sex
men for five years. I'm thinking twice about it. I'm
probably still doing it, but I'm just no, I'm not
just kidding, not anymore, not because the Karen's out there
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