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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP I and your show time
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the sound of chicken frying.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
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think that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Could they make one that makes the smell? I mean,
I wouldn't mind having that nice King Supers fried chicken
smell all the time going on.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
Potatoes and gravy off. That smells good. But look, you
gotta leave it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
To a company like KOC to find a way to
make make even our dreams fat.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
They's just everything about it, just like you know, make
you fit a government. Regulators say Honda engines may fail.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh, but here's why I like to point out the
bright side of those spacious interiors.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
They make a great place to live.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean, come on, even if the engines fail, used
to you know, so have a nice little comfy spot
in there. Uh in Illinois, lawmaker drunkly drove her car
into another vehicle. And then here's where it gets funny,
just related to yesterday's story. When she was getting arrested,
she mocked the police officer's penis size. Why place to
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under arrest? Now, look, ladies, I don't know this. All
of a sudden, you just every dude that's out there
that it goes against whatever it is you're you know
you're mad about.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
All of a sudden you start clown.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Hammering their penis size. All of a sudden, there's gonna
be a wave of dudes having to whip it out
reclaim their manhood. Yeah, oh yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well I show you.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm assuming this officer did not do that.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He did you wanted to though, like, all right, fine then.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
But that needs to be the new uh the new threshold.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Right right right.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Anytime a girl it's just upset with you, anytime she
doesn't like where you're going with any sort of.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Line conversation, anything.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Anytime you upset any female that's gonna be there there,
go to Now, oh you must have a mild penis
and the dude she does the hand gesture, the pinch
thing where the.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Thumb and it in next to me? And why she
does it? Like what the fence does the man have?
At that point? You gotta just gotta the trial, right.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
If she uses one hand to describe how big it
is there, that's that's the thing, and she uses both hands,
you can't show it off.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just give him the nod, right, yeah, you know what,
you're probably right with that.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's point on.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Even if they put it pretty close, they're using both hands.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But no man can respectfully take the finger thumb like,
you can't take that gesture.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Like the I'm crushing your head style.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Hell no, hell no. See attached video.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
All right, lunchables have been removed from the National School
Lunch Program, really lunchables because because they're full of garbage,
everything is sewerd processed.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It actually is worse for you than not eating.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But yet, how many construction dudes, divorced dads out there
peeling open and lunchable today.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
When I was in school, lunchables was like the the
the cream of the crop, especially if you got the
bigger lunchable, Oh yeah, with the caprice in it, had
the little mint in there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, spoiled brats, right, you got you a two
dollars lunchable.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Usually I just got a sandwich, but I knew something
was special if mom put the.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Down here on a dollar twenty nine and the nine
nine cent lunchble right, you up there eating with a
two dollars plus one? Oh you get a Reza coven yours?
What's saw a baller?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah? Those things are straight trash, terrible for you. Oh no, yeah, eh,
don't feed those your kids. Same for dads. Here's a
diabetes fact for you.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
The number of people with diabetes has quadrupled since nineteen eighty. Jeezus,
you had nothing wrong with the meal plan?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The uh thanks, lunchables?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The food pyramid?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, that was a good idea, morons. So scientists are
now re examining your reinus just you know.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Headlining to crack up a nine year old dirt there.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Uh, Sega has something on the way called emo jam.
It's just like a dumb pager that can only send
emojis to a few friends at the time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I don't know why anybody wants this.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hmm okay, lame, simplify your life.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
A plus sized airline passenger bought an extra ticket because
they were anxious about their weight, but then Delta took
it away on an overbooked flight. Even worse, the passenger
was told they'd have a well they'd have to contact
customer service to get reimbursed for the.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Ticket they took away.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, like this woman did everything she was supposed to
do in Delta's like middle finger, right, Damn, that's gotta
be rough man.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I just feel like anybody that buys to especially if
you go all the way through the steps of buying
an extra seat, like you can't get that taken away.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Half of you can't fly stand by.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And I don't know, you probably just made that feel
person feel terrible, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Like anyway, I hope she gets some money.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
A woman gave birth to Miami International Airport on Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh congratulations, I thought that was interesting. On you got
the flight as a lap child? Well was it under two? Right?
They're free?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, you know better than I I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Believe, so under two it is you can hold them
in your lap okay, right, lap child? Although look when
they when there are four and five and people try
doing that lap child thing, because I.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
See in it, I see you guys loading up. Yeah,
that kid is not two. That kid's ever been of
four or five lap child. I see what's going on there.
I know it's sure as a big two year old
go about four foot four fifty four.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Cat owners are concerned about their cat's litter box habits.
Apparently men are more concerned than women about the litter
box habits.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, because they know their man card has been revoked.
So that's what you worry about when your man card
has been revoked. Litter boxes.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, I'm concerned about men who are concerned about litterbox habits.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Exactly my point, because their man car has been ripped.
Bogue silly cat owners. Four people been arrested, and a
crazy insurance scam Lit's.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Now, this is off the deep end.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We talked about this insurance scam the other day, how
people are break checking and get people crashed into them.
And in that case, they didn't even they didn't have
anybody crash into them. So the car had people just
back into them in reverse.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, and then get out acting like they're all hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Listen to this crazy ass, like you gotta be a
dumb ass to think this is gonna work. However, it
did for a minute, for a brief moment they were
in the money. Four people got arrested in the insurance
fraud scheme that claimed the bear damage their car.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Ooh, we've seen the videos of bears jacking up cars.
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Speaker 2 (08:54):
It was a bare costume that had some person in it.
Four individual arrested Wednesday attempting to fraud their insurance companies
by claiming a bear it damaged their vehicles, when in fact,
it was just a person and a bear costume attacking
their cars and having their friends video it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You gotta be kidding me, So these people I were
a rat. I'm sure I pronounced that name right. It
looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's just this is Glendale, a guy named Vahi. I
can't pronounce any of these guys name anyway. They're all
charged with conspiracy and insurance fraud. The suspects claim that
January twenty eight, twenty twenty four, a bear entered his
twenty ten Rose Royce ooh Hi roller Yeah and caused
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all kinds of interior damage a coding the Department of Insurance.
They provided video footage of the incident staying in that
curred during the visit Lake Arrowhead. Upon reviewing the footage,
the Department of Insurance said said it suspected fraud. They
said they believed right away that the bearing question was
actually a person in a bear costume, so that initiated
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investigation named Operation bear Claw. The department learned that two
other claims had been filed with different insurance companies but
similar details in the same location on the same date, similar.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
To the original claim.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It drew these guys attention because the other two reports
that a bear had attacked a twenty fifteen Mercedes AMG
and a twenty twenty two Mercedes E.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Three point fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Each of the two other claims has submitted video footage
of again well, the department believed, well, they were looking
at the same bear costume with a human inside. I
had attempted to tear up some of the interior. So
the apartment sought outside opinion. They called the California apartment
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a wildlife. They reached out to a biologist who independently
reviewed the video footage and in about two seconds, like
as soon as the person sees the video, they said,
that's not a bear. It's clearly a human in a
bear suit.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's like the unc Bears mascot getting into his car,
is what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Here's here's the footage. So there he is opening the
door like a human and then sort of crawling in fairly.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I mean, he's moving like a dude, get into his seat.
What is he doing?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
He sort of pause at the thing like he's acting
like a bear, right like, but this thing looks like
a mascot outfit.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Why are they Why did it think? I can't believe
that worked. But honestly, gott here's what's crazy. At the
time of the arrest, the insurance companies are already paid
out over one hundred and forty.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
One thousand dollars in these claims.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Whooh wow.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So these dudes were like, hey, let's get the pair
in another car. One hundred and forty thousand dollars that
the insurance company paid out for the interiors of these cars.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
And it's because these.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Dumb asses came up with this cockameny bear costume.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Scheme and it worked for a brief moment.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean, all the while they're like, all right, just
pay him out, but let's get this biologist in.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Let's have him look at this video. If they take
this money, we'll just arrest them. Anyway. What a bunch
of eightios. I mean, we see the video the guy
opens the door like you and I are opening the
doors right now, like you know, just lift up the hand.
It's like it's clearly a man a human arm when
uh stupid?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
All right, I knew another weird story.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Up to twenty human skulls were found at a home
in New Mexico. Police believed that one of them connected
to a woman's disappearance more than five years ago. It
looks like this kind of a wild story, they said.
A resident offered a ride to a man later identified
as cecil Win a villanova. Anyway, during the ride, the
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resident said they had a unselling encounter.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Police say that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
God Dam Villanueva had been carrying two bags with him
and he made alarming statements in the car, saying that well,
he was just disposing of some human bones.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He just made it. What are you doing today? I'm
just not getting rid of some human bones.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Does this a hitchhiker the snowber?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Well, no, he said it was a resident of the
same neighborhood. So he recognized the guy like a buddy. Yeah,
you know, neighbor, You wave and you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Can I get a lift?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's funny because the neighbor was so concerned about it
he did call police. When police search the bags that
on the WAVA discarded, they found bone fragments and several
human bones intact. Ooh so it made them it looks
like get a police warrant for the home.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
They got a search one for the home. When they did,
police say they found more bone fragments among them evidence.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Of twenty human skulls.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Police say the investigations closely tied to disappearance of an
Angela McMains who's been missing since twenty nineteen. They put
that connection together, we're able to arrest this guy.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Now they're just digging up more stuff in this dude's house.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So it's one of those things where you're like, oh,
pretty creepy, keep an eye out and you're surrounding.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That's one of those when you see something, say something.
Things came into play.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, this is kind of whild too.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
A man, this is local Jefferson County, a menicuse stealing
body parts from Crownhill Cemetery and Wheat Ridge. Last year,
he pleaded guilty to several charges fought against him. John Belknapp,
who pleaded guilty in early November to abuse of a corpse,
criminal mischief, caring to concealed weapon, a few other charges.
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As part of a plea deal, a couple charges were
dropped against him, including the possession of a weapon by
a previous offender, burglary descreated a place of worship anyway.
Police and Jefferson County responded to a call at a
cemetery discovered damage to the front of a private mausoleum,
the crypt and casket in cider damaged. At the time,
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investigators said they believed the suspect had entered the cemetary
pride up of the casket removed body parts overnight. They
later identified that suspect asp and arrested them with multiple charges.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So do we crap that's local?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Do we get a y? No, it wasn't like he
was a grave robber and was just you know, taking
a hand with rings already on it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No, there's this grave the mean whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's the oldest jail in Ireland I went to, and
the properties out in front of the jail were known
as the Field of the Body Snatchers because it was
in early times when Ireland went to war, their officers
in generals were buried on one side of the cemetery,
normal town folk buried on the other. Well, during a
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potato famine and all that stuff, they were the confining
thing to eat and nobody had any money at the time,
and so they just well they dug up bodies of
generals and wore people and stole all their metals and
jewelry and anything clothes. Yeah, yeah, so maybe it's something
like that. We just needed, you know, he needed money
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or looking for something like that and just.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Stole some cup links. Yeah, swell some bones.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
All right. Police.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Obviously in New Hampshire, a police officer in New Hampshire
stopped along the highway Monday night when he saw a
panned vehicle. He got out of his car and he
heard gunshots. So imagine it's kind of scary, you know,
you see a painted vehicle stop as a police officer
and out setting off in the distance in the woods,
you hear gunshots.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Make some nervous, right, called for backup? He did.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He called for backup. He had two concerns in addition
to the gunshots. The area was near a wildlife management
zone and also shots sounded fairly rapid, so they could
have came from an automatic firearm. So several agencies responded, right,
they set up perimeter, they shut down the road right,
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and then they slowly closed in on the individual who
was firing off the rounds. All right, they circled this
guy with three hundred and sixty degrees. They start closing
in on him.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
They're still hearing gunshots.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yes, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Feel like that's a dumb idea circle the guy three
hundred and sixty degrees when there's gunshots.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
But whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Uh anyway, said the perimeter, they closed in on him.
They said that he's taking into custody without incident. His
name and age was not released. Here's the interesting part.
Please say he was quote shooting at a tree and
the ground around the tree, and the man had with him.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Not one, not two, not five, but nine guns. Oh
wow time nine guns?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Now to me, the question, well, the question rises, well,
is that illegal to have nine guns to be shooting
at a tree?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Probably depends what kind of property he's on.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
I would imagine, Yeah, it was car right, and the
story it was, um, I don't say this property was.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So here you go, says Tennally. It's it wasn't illegal
to be shooting in these woods. But all right, this
is interesting. They charged them with reckless and disorder conduct
and they say there's more charges coming. But it wasn't
illegal to be shooting in the woods. Police say. The
charges and basically everything they put against him, those were
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based on the totality of circumstances. Oh that's interesting, right.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
That sounds almost like, well, we gotta charge it for something,
forgetting all these guys.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Like what what is totality of circumstances?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Because he had nine guns?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
What time was this going on at?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It doesn't say. But it's not related to the abandoned
vehicle either. Oh okay, So he's just a guy in
the woods shoot his guns and the cop just it
and freaked.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Out and they all went after him.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But totalitia circumstances sounds like a lot of bs to me.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't know about you. I don't know about a
bunch of handguns. If I was in the handguns, why not?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I mean, it might be different if it was going
on at three in the morning asposed to three in
the afternoon. But I don't know. It seems it does.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It doesn't say what time.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I mean, it sounds like the guy's mixing a little
bit of bording with some handguns.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't know why is that?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And it says, what's interesting, they charged him with reckless
and disorder conduct and it says in the story there's
more charges coming. But why if it's not illegal be
shooting in the woods?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
So what if you had nine guns?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Fel like, maybe they could get him for something obscure
like littering, like you didn't pick your shells up? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
What I mean? That sounds a little more to me.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That sounds better than totalia circumstances.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, we're charged with the because of the totalitia circumstances?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
What the does that mean? That's such a bs Oh
that guy just slays him for that? What is that?
Totalious circumstances? What?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
There's a band we could put in with what's the uh.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Earlier the Naked in the cross Space?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, naked in cross space open for totalious circumstances, Garrett,
that's gonna be an awesome show.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
We've had a bunch of bands and they're sort of
smaller bands, and sometimes they'll just put their initials like
Lines of Loyalty gave us the l O L and
we had the funeral portrait has TFP. I was wondering
if we had the totality of whatever already already.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Circumstances t O S Empty. This is the first track
sold Empty. The clip it's called I Hate Trees.