December 2, 2024 • 13 mins
Woman gets busted for Stealing a Minivan after writing about it in her journal
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stot that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, all stop, Yes, you are stories brought to you
by cyber Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So I guess go to Amazon Etsy. Etsy might benefit
more than just Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Sure, cyber Monday, dude, do you have a cyber Monday
sales scoop scoops dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Um, I I believe if you spend more than fifty
dollars you get a deal.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Or what's the what's the promo code? Felon or something fellon?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You don't even need one, but if you do prison,
if you do prison, you'll get twenty percent off, I believe.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
See, we like making promo codes, right, things that people
actually remember.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
If you want your own personal promo code, I can
make you one. Yeah, just send me an email scoop
at kbpi dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right, let's get to him. There's video of man
at Amusic Park in Arizona. Just you know what, decide
I'm not about this. He hopped out the damn roller
coaster right before the big drop.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh so it was already moving huh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, he jumped off the road coaster just right.
He got to the top of the hills like I
ain't having it and just jumped off at the top
is where he got off. Yeah, apparently his lap bar
had released somehow and he didn't want to go down
the big drop, so he just hopped off the roller
coaster on top of the hill onto the emergency staircase
(01:33):
beside of it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I feel like that's a bold move, right, Like, damn,
I mean said ef I'm getting off. I feel like
most people will find that scarier than the actual road coaster.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right, I mean it's going up click click click click,
and he's going, why isn't my harness holding me?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And so he just flips it up and steps off
at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yep, Wow, he's like, I'm off his boot.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I guess he just takes the ladder down and he's good.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The staircase which is a really really really steep staircase, but.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
They didn't have to come up and no rescue.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
All right, No, that's just that's wild.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Looks like a fifty five year old grandmother in Memphis.
She got arrested for allegedly stabbing her daughter and grandson
on Thanksgiving. But look, man, that last dinner roll. Look
people want to go to town on that Last Dinner row.
You gotta claim mistake, like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh one pee Gravey, I'll do that, though some.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
People Last Dinner roll made people crazy, made people crazy.
It looks like a former Deputy of the Year in Georgia.
He was charged with the dui after he was caught
drunkenly directing traffic. However, the funny thing is is this
deputy was drunkly directing traffic when there was no traffic
(02:52):
to direct. Oh yeah, yeah, there were no cars in
the area. He's just in the middle of the intersection
directing traffic. A man in Delaware was arrested for his
eleventh DUI. Wow, and this time they knew he was drunk.
(03:12):
He's cops d I. On his eleventh dui he rear
ended a cop. Oh he's eleventh DUI? Like what at
what point he is put to do behind bars?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you have an age on this guy? No, okay,
because like if he's ninety, I'm like, okay, I get it.
He's twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Eleventh dui, he's twenty eight years old.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So that cryptocurrency entrepreneur, well, he bought the banana tape
to a wall for six point two million dollars. They
asked me what he was gonna do with the banana.
He said he was gonna eat it, and he followed
through with that, Oh really Yeah, this past week he
ate the six point two million dollar banana. The fruit
(04:04):
vendor who sold the banana is a little salty because
he sold it for thirty five cents.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So does this put a rest to that piece of art?
Or is he going to continue to keep taping a
banana to the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's got to like, who else would like? Why would
you just waste money like that?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't understand why this guy did. I mean, you
can give a six point two million dollars to several
charities throughout the country, you know, but rich people.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
So here's something that may surprise a lot of people.
But I think people like hurricanes. People like them. I mean,
that's the only conclusion that I'm making because I see
here the states that most people are moving to. The
five most popular states moved to right now, Florida, Texas,
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh okay, so what else can you conclude from that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Then people must love hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fire sales going on in those states, you would say.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But I'm like, well, that just tells me people love hurricanes.
They're moving to there.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
When uh, all right, this is kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I don't know if you guys saw the the Ohio
Michigan State game, but or Michigan game, but that it
was pretty awesome at the end of it because the
Michigan players they go to they go to plant their
flag midfield, and the Ohio State players weren't having it. Dude,
they had I mean, it was like, wwe there's a
massive problem broke out between players for both teams. According
(05:45):
to videos of the incident, Michigan players were gathering at
midfield at the time. Expired, with encouragement from teammates, offensive
lineman Raheida Anderson and running back Terrence Dunlap, planted the
flag and we're immediately met by Ohio State players who
weren't having it, and then it broke out. They had
(06:08):
so many people going to look like a Wild West show.
And then what was funny is because all the other
players they didn't want to imagine if normal, this is
normal time during the season, they would have just expelled him.
They would have banned him a couple of games, but
they're they're all up for some big Bowl games, so
they're like, we can't really expel him or keep them
(06:29):
from playing.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So they find both schools one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Which for those schools is nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Dude, I know they're endownmas, like billions of dollars A stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm sure they spent more on commercials during the game. Oh, absolutely, silly,
come visit our campus.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It was just funny because it turned into a brawl.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
They were like they were throwing down.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is there a bigger rivalry in college sports?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean I think yeah. Ohio State was ranked duo.
They were ranked second that had hurt um.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
This is kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
After after swipe with a van, this Minnesota woman made
an incriminated entry into her personal journal journal that kind
of got her busted. This woman wrote, I don't know
how this story after they acquired it, but she said,
(07:32):
quote this is what she wrote in her own journal.
Totally stole a car today, something I never thought of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wrote Vanessa. Gurra wrote effing super freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I mean, if you wrote that in your own journal,
you gotta know if that journal gets out of your
hands that like you know, in the hands of maybe
some cops, right, they would find out somewhat incriminating, right,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Journal is one of those things that I don't think
they really come looking for though, unless they got a reason,
unless like your little brother found it well.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Investigators alleged that Vanessa Guerrera made the written admission of
guilt on the same August day that Brown County man
reported as two thousand and four Ford Freestar was stolen.
The van would later be sold for scrap at a
savage business in neighboring Blue Earth County.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It seems weird.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Witnesses at the Otto Savage business stated that Vanessa Guerrera
had brought the van in and sold it to him.
During the auto theft probe, a Brown County sheriff officer
was able to locate the journal belonging to Vanessa Guerrera,
containing her written exclamation that she quote totally stole a
(09:00):
car today on the same day a man reports van
being stolen. It she really worked at a DoorDash show.
Oh so she worked as a DoorDash driver.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
She's been charge of the parent felonies receiving stolen property
and theft.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I wonder if the journal was in the car when
she went to sell it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You know, she's us got a records.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
He's previously been convicted of suspend a license, driving without insurance.
She put it guilty of missing me her theft and
was sence to a pre stay in county jail placed
some unsupervised probation about a year ago. But it doesn't
say you need to conclude how the cop got the journal, because.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I feel like that's you know, that's a big part
of it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like if the journal was sitting on the nightstand next
to her bed, I don't see them coming and get it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Rob that woman's journalist breaking to her?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Where's the diary? Where's the general? Anyway? Thirty See he
was thirty one year old man for California. He got
arrested after being a stop at airport security in La
Now he was on his way to Australia with a
few bizarre items. Uh apparently was He was flagged more
(10:20):
than a dozen pieces of light colored clothing on He
checked in a pink suitcase in a gray suitcase which
was screened by TSA officers. One of the items was
cal pajamas, a caw pajama onesie, and apparently that particular
cal pajama onesie along with others, were dried stiff. So
(10:45):
the clothes that were in the suitcase were stiff as
opposed to being unfotable. They're all covered in a white residue. Well,
it wasn't hard to figure out that white residue. Math
the total weight of the meth cake clothes seventy one pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Oh, I mean that's a lot, right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think they only allow you a fifty per.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Suitcase, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So that was seventy one pounds in that was two suitcases.
Officials extracted that says, two pounds of meths from the
clothes in one suitcase.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So they got a lot of meth like wrung it out. Yeah.
I wonder how you people.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Do all kinds of crazy cooking, soaking, absorbing of metha
ANFETI meanings into weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't know how they're able to get it all out,
but it is amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think last week we had a garden nome that
was ecstasy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, the whole garden home.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The man was charged with possession the intent to distribute
faces ten years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
To life in federal prison.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Can you imagine doing some math aw some bajama I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This used to be my pajamas. Now it's meth. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like that's just kind of wild way to
distribute your drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Or get him from place point eight to point B.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
But have to apologize for judging that guy early because
we assumed that he was wearing the cow pajamas through
the airport. But yeah, no, they were in his luggage, right.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And then this is an f around and find out
story about well local story. Adams County sheriff deputies were involved.
It's like a man died after deputies shot him in
Adams County on Saturday. Adams kind of sheriff I said
deputies were called oh at four point forty two in
the afternoon checking a man who is possibly suicidal. Sereff
(12:43):
Abas said deputies were in contact with a man at
five twenty pm when they shot him. He was armed
with an axe or something similar corner Sheriff's office. Debuties
gave several commands from the drop it as he approached them. Yeah,
you approached cops with a Well, the next you're gonna
get shot, right, Yep suicide by cop
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stot that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, all stop, Yes, you are stories brought to you
by cyber Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So I guess go to Amazon Etsy. Etsy might benefit
more than just Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Sure, cyber Monday, dude, do you have a cyber Monday
sales scoop scoops dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Um, I I believe if you spend more than fifty
dollars you get a deal.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Or what's the what's the promo code? Felon or something fellon?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You don't even need one, but if you do prison,
if you do prison, you'll get twenty percent off, I believe.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
See, we like making promo codes, right, things that people
actually remember.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
If you want your own personal promo code, I can
make you one. Yeah, just send me an email scoop
at kbpi dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right, let's get to him. There's video of man
at Amusic Park in Arizona. Just you know what, decide
I'm not about this. He hopped out the damn roller
coaster right before the big drop.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh so it was already moving huh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, he jumped off the road coaster just right.
He got to the top of the hills like I
ain't having it and just jumped off at the top
is where he got off. Yeah, apparently his lap bar
had released somehow and he didn't want to go down
the big drop, so he just hopped off the roller
coaster on top of the hill onto the emergency staircase
(01:33):
beside of it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I feel like that's a bold move, right, Like, damn,
I mean said ef I'm getting off. I feel like
most people will find that scarier than the actual road coaster.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right, I mean it's going up click click click click,
and he's going, why isn't my harness holding me?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And so he just flips it up and steps off
at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yep, Wow, he's like, I'm off his boot.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I guess he just takes the ladder down and he's good.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The staircase which is a really really really steep staircase, but.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
They didn't have to come up and no rescue.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
All right, No, that's just that's wild.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Looks like a fifty five year old grandmother in Memphis.
She got arrested for allegedly stabbing her daughter and grandson
on Thanksgiving. But look, man, that last dinner roll. Look
people want to go to town on that Last Dinner row.
You gotta claim mistake, like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh one pee Gravey, I'll do that, though some.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
People Last Dinner roll made people crazy, made people crazy.
It looks like a former Deputy of the Year in Georgia.
He was charged with the dui after he was caught
drunkenly directing traffic. However, the funny thing is is this
deputy was drunkly directing traffic when there was no traffic
(02:52):
to direct. Oh yeah, yeah, there were no cars in
the area. He's just in the middle of the intersection
directing traffic. A man in Delaware was arrested for his
eleventh DUI. Wow, and this time they knew he was drunk.
(03:12):
He's cops d I. On his eleventh dui he rear
ended a cop. Oh he's eleventh DUI? Like what at
what point he is put to do behind bars?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you have an age on this guy? No, okay,
because like if he's ninety, I'm like, okay, I get it.
He's twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Eleventh dui, he's twenty eight years old.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So that cryptocurrency entrepreneur, well, he bought the banana tape
to a wall for six point two million dollars. They
asked me what he was gonna do with the banana.
He said he was gonna eat it, and he followed
through with that, Oh really Yeah, this past week he
ate the six point two million dollar banana. The fruit
(04:04):
vendor who sold the banana is a little salty because
he sold it for thirty five cents.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So does this put a rest to that piece of art?
Or is he going to continue to keep taping a
banana to the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's got to like, who else would like? Why would
you just waste money like that?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't understand why this guy did. I mean, you
can give a six point two million dollars to several
charities throughout the country, you know, but rich people.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
So here's something that may surprise a lot of people.
But I think people like hurricanes. People like them. I mean,
that's the only conclusion that I'm making because I see
here the states that most people are moving to. The
five most popular states moved to right now, Florida, Texas,
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh okay, so what else can you conclude from that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Then people must love hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fire sales going on in those states, you would say.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But I'm like, well, that just tells me people love hurricanes.
They're moving to there.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
When uh, all right, this is kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I don't know if you guys saw the the Ohio
Michigan State game, but or Michigan game, but that it
was pretty awesome at the end of it because the
Michigan players they go to they go to plant their
flag midfield, and the Ohio State players weren't having it. Dude,
they had I mean, it was like, wwe there's a
massive problem broke out between players for both teams. According
(05:45):
to videos of the incident, Michigan players were gathering at
midfield at the time. Expired, with encouragement from teammates, offensive
lineman Raheida Anderson and running back Terrence Dunlap, planted the
flag and we're immediately met by Ohio State players who
weren't having it, and then it broke out. They had
(06:08):
so many people going to look like a Wild West show.
And then what was funny is because all the other
players they didn't want to imagine if normal, this is
normal time during the season, they would have just expelled him.
They would have banned him a couple of games, but
they're they're all up for some big Bowl games, so
they're like, we can't really expel him or keep them
(06:29):
from playing.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So they find both schools one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Which for those schools is nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Dude, I know they're endownmas, like billions of dollars A stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm sure they spent more on commercials during the game. Oh, absolutely, silly,
come visit our campus.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It was just funny because it turned into a brawl.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
They were like they were throwing down.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is there a bigger rivalry in college sports?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean I think yeah. Ohio State was ranked duo.
They were ranked second that had hurt um.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
This is kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
After after swipe with a van, this Minnesota woman made
an incriminated entry into her personal journal journal that kind
of got her busted. This woman wrote, I don't know
how this story after they acquired it, but she said,
(07:32):
quote this is what she wrote in her own journal.
Totally stole a car today, something I never thought of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wrote Vanessa. Gurra wrote effing super freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I mean, if you wrote that in your own journal,
you gotta know if that journal gets out of your
hands that like you know, in the hands of maybe
some cops, right, they would find out somewhat incriminating, right,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Journal is one of those things that I don't think
they really come looking for though, unless they got a reason,
unless like your little brother found it well.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Investigators alleged that Vanessa Guerrera made the written admission of
guilt on the same August day that Brown County man
reported as two thousand and four Ford Freestar was stolen.
The van would later be sold for scrap at a
savage business in neighboring Blue Earth County.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It seems weird.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Witnesses at the Otto Savage business stated that Vanessa Guerrera
had brought the van in and sold it to him.
During the auto theft probe, a Brown County sheriff officer
was able to locate the journal belonging to Vanessa Guerrera,
containing her written exclamation that she quote totally stole a
(09:00):
car today on the same day a man reports van
being stolen. It she really worked at a DoorDash show.
Oh so she worked as a DoorDash driver.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
She's been charge of the parent felonies receiving stolen property
and theft.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I wonder if the journal was in the car when
she went to sell it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You know, she's us got a records.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
He's previously been convicted of suspend a license, driving without insurance.
She put it guilty of missing me her theft and
was sence to a pre stay in county jail placed
some unsupervised probation about a year ago. But it doesn't
say you need to conclude how the cop got the journal, because.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I feel like that's you know, that's a big part
of it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like if the journal was sitting on the nightstand next
to her bed, I don't see them coming and get it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Rob that woman's journalist breaking to her?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Where's the diary? Where's the general? Anyway? Thirty See he
was thirty one year old man for California. He got
arrested after being a stop at airport security in La
Now he was on his way to Australia with a
few bizarre items. Uh apparently was He was flagged more
(10:20):
than a dozen pieces of light colored clothing on He
checked in a pink suitcase in a gray suitcase which
was screened by TSA officers. One of the items was
cal pajamas, a caw pajama onesie, and apparently that particular
cal pajama onesie along with others, were dried stiff. So
(10:45):
the clothes that were in the suitcase were stiff as
opposed to being unfotable. They're all covered in a white residue. Well,
it wasn't hard to figure out that white residue. Math
the total weight of the meth cake clothes seventy one pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Oh, I mean that's a lot, right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I think they only allow you a fifty per.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Suitcase, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So that was seventy one pounds in that was two suitcases.
Officials extracted that says, two pounds of meths from the
clothes in one suitcase.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So they got a lot of meth like wrung it out. Yeah.
I wonder how you people.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Do all kinds of crazy cooking, soaking, absorbing of metha
ANFETI meanings into weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't know how they're able to get it all out,
but it is amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think last week we had a garden nome that
was ecstasy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, the whole garden home.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The man was charged with possession the intent to distribute
faces ten years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
To life in federal prison.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Can you imagine doing some math aw some bajama I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This used to be my pajamas. Now it's meth. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like that's just kind of wild way to
distribute your drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Or get him from place point eight to point B.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
But have to apologize for judging that guy early because
we assumed that he was wearing the cow pajamas through
the airport. But yeah, no, they were in his luggage, right.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And then this is an f around and find out
story about well local story. Adams County sheriff deputies were involved.
It's like a man died after deputies shot him in
Adams County on Saturday. Adams kind of sheriff I said
deputies were called oh at four point forty two in
the afternoon checking a man who is possibly suicidal. Sereff
(12:43):
Abas said deputies were in contact with a man at
five twenty pm when they shot him. He was armed
with an axe or something similar corner Sheriff's office. Debuties
gave several commands from the drop it as he approached them. Yeah,
you approached cops with a Well, the next you're gonna
get shot, right, Yep suicide by cop
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