December 11, 2024 • 15 mins
Husband and Wife got 12 Weddings, and 12 Divorces. All in the name of Money.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
One O seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop that, y'all saw stop line. Oh my god, stupid
stories boutes you. Bye.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Christmas two weeks away.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Uh hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, Christmas, Hey, scoop scoops dot com customers, plastics.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'll get it rings, yep, I'll get it to you
before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There you go. All right. So a couple of fun stories.
Two men from North Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They've been arrested, apparently for their roles in a lego
theft ring. Oh yeah, they stole more than four hundred
thousand dollars or the legos.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And what are they planning on doing with these six sets?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know, it's like they got total of five or
six like different, like a handful of set four hundred
thousand dollars, they got sixteen of them. I don't know, man,
just the I didn't click on the rest of the story.
I'm like, all right, more people busted legos. They're stealing legos? Anyway,
how about this story? Cashing nuts roasting on an open
(01:05):
fire sounds perfect for the holiday season, right, m Except
the fire was attractive. Trailer unpacked of Cashwes. They caught
fire early Tuesday morning into Oregon. Oh no, the fire
actually started in the tractor and spread of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, what University of Cincinnati forced a Tennessee middle school
to drop their mascot? I saw this the bear Cats,
because you know, the University of Tennessee has the bear Cats. Anyway,
they they basically just pummeled this little middle school in Tennessee.
Do a dispute over the copyright license infringement. The middle
(01:44):
school will now be the Musketeers instead of the Bearcats.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think that's a poor move on the college's part.
I think they should encourage more schools to be the
bear Cats.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Maybe that way, like when you graduate, you'll be like,
you know what, I'm gonna go to a school where
so I'm still a bear Cat.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I got all this, well, I got all this logoed
up bear Cat merchandise and school stuff. She would like
to wear it at a school. It's relevant because.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I can't imagine a lot of people are like, Oh,
I'm gonna go buy some bear Cat stuff, but I
only want the legit Bearcat stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm actually happy for him because you know what, Musketeers
are underrated?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh really yeah, I like Musketeers.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's fun, all right, subwell, subwell, I'm tired Subway will
sub will uh? I guess debut at foot long Oreo
cookie in January?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
A foot long Oreo?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do we need a foot long Oreo?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Do we need Subway to do it? Can't they sell
that at King Supers? I mean, eat the whole sleeve
just at once.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Want a handful of the fice? Like all right?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Tons of merchandise is poping up online based on the
killing of you know, the CEO Brian Thompson the United Healthcare.
Like a lot of people are thinking it's musing, it's funny,
but it's kind.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Of in poor taste. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's so much of it out there. One of the
hottest Christmas wishless items year Ready.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
For this one? Okay, old school digital cameras.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like a like a point click sort of thing that
you put film in.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No digital cameras to have the USB card so you
still have digital photo that you could probably you know,
then share on your phone or digital you know stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But yeah, man, apparently the hottest one of the hottest
Christmas wishless items is an old school digital camera.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
All right, they're back.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
A witness has revealed the final words of this Australia
man and his final.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Words hold my beer.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This guy, Jake Brown's body was found after a desperate search.
A witness has revealed his final words. He died after
jumping over a shark net at the popular Gold Coast beach.
Emergency services attended the scene at the Paradise Point Parkland's
on Sunday afternoon and the man failed to resurface. The
(04:22):
man's body was recovered at the police search for four
hours from the air by boat with divers. The man,
twenty nine year old Jake Brown, made the faithful decision
to jump over the barrier, which sits close to the
beach and forms a swimming enclosure at the recreation area,
which is you know, popular among families. Hundreds of people
(04:43):
gathered at the beach to beat the heat on Sunday
and apparently one witness said Brown and a friend who
were sitting on the I guess the nets float device
before Brown told his buddy to quote hold my beer.
Then he jumped over the edge. Now the wood is
said Brown was quickly taken by the current. It wasn't
(05:05):
a shark. He was taken by the current, servicing briefly
before being dragged under the net.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh and that's what that's what messed him up.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So it wasn't sharks. Wasn't sharks, at least not initially.
Maybe eventually they got it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I mean, you know, well they did find him
so now. But I mean, it's sad that the dude died,
but they hold them up, hold my beer.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, that's the way to.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Go out right. It's better than I got this.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So here's a wild story. A couple in Austria. They
married and divorced each other twelve times over a forty
three year period. And the reason they did it They
didn't keep falling blissfully in love with one another. No, no,
they were like I'm over there, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You know you look good now. They weren't back and
forth like that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The reason, well, they divorced each other twelve times over
forty three years was all because of a pension scam.
Her original husband had died. She was collecting this pension.
She couldn't get it if she was remarried. Every time
she divorced she caught up on the bills if you will,
by receiving thirty six thousand dollars from his pension. It's
(06:25):
a one time collection each year of thirty six gs.
So in forty three years they did this twelve times,
she collected.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Over three hundred and fifty g's.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh wow, damn, that's a scam.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's a crazy all right.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Moving on, here's another scam. Most people aren't aware of this,
but I don't know why because it's been this way
for years.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But if you walk onto a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
If you're headed through the airport today and you have
wrap Christmas gifts, guess.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
What they're gonna put them through the scanner.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
They're gonna see if they may make you up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, they probably will pull you aside and make you
open it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
A Canadian woman she got arrested for attempting to smuggle drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Into New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
New Zealand customer officials said twenty two pounds twenty two
pounds of methamphetamines. That's worth two point two million dollars, y'all.
She tried to smuggle as Christmas gifts. It was discovered
in the woman's carry luggage when she arrived at the airport.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The passenger will.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Say to say she made Santa's Naughty List. I'll bet
on that her name and age weren't released. She's held
on charges of importation and possession for supply with Class
eight controlled drug. This is one of those things where
people don't realize you've got a Christmas gift. Yeah, they're
gonna put it through the scanner. They may make you
(07:53):
open it when they put it through the X ray machine.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Very evident. It's not Christmas gifts. Very evident.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It is drugs, and I'm giving coal away.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
An X ray image of the Devil Bag, which police
say contained ten point two kilograms of methamphetamine.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The skies as Christmas gives.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I mean, I'm sure a lot of people and receiving
endo that would love to get himself a Christmas gar
twenty two pounds of amphetamine, but damn.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Twenty two pounds. That's it's a little much for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Explains how Santa hits every house in a night though.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, he hopped up on that stuff, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So it's kind of a wild story. Australian virus lab
loses and this is what's scary. They lose track of
hundredths of deadly germs. Research facility in Australia's in hot water.
We're losing track of its viruses. Government officials recently confirmed
(08:56):
quote a major breach in quote the state run public
health virology laboratory, breach resulting in the misplacement of samples
containing several potentially deadly germs, including hantavirus whatever that is.
(09:17):
Holy Moly, over three hundred deadly viruses went missing. Who
do you think is gonna want a deadly virus? I mean,
I feel like it's a short list, right, It's.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Time to close off Australia, everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Jesus. It says there's no evidence of risk the community
from the breach.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Remember when they lied to us and they said the
coronavirus was from ote what they say it was from a.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It was from a bat that was part of a
stew Like I thought it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Was that anty, your looking reptile, the Pagoldian or whatever
it was that. Yeah, I think it was from that.
Originally it's at all it's from that. And then it
was from a back. Yeah, that's not how That's not
how those viruses work. Meanwhile, not a mile away, the
(10:10):
Wuhan virology lab working on that same strain of virus. Yeah,
you think they're lying about this probably caused some concern,
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And out of dumb luck. Yesterday they also released the
new trailer for twenty eight years Later, which is the
Zombie Virus Outbreak movie.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Timing is perfect.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That's coming June twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And so is another virus. All right.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So General Alexander matinokid, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I think I nailed out, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Anyway, he's the debbie commander in chief of Russians ground
like Russian's ground forces. Dude, high up in the ranks,
right Apparently, Well, he likes to shill off his stuff,
his warheads.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Uh yeah, something like that. Apparently.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In two new videos he invites a mystery woman to
join him for a steam bath. The commander has a
number of military honors to his name and is pictured
you know, and sheveral photos with you know, right aside
putin just standing right beside him.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This is the guy he's high up there.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, now he's emerged that while his troops are being
slaughtered on the battlefield, well, he's been flaunting his his
bits and pieces on camera, apparently to send a well
some mystery woman. The skin crawling footage shows Alexander standing
with an open towel robe, hands on his hips before
(11:44):
lowering the camera expose you know, everything in full attention.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
This is the general man.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
This is like the man in charge of every single
rushing crowd troop.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right, and he's all like he's nuts. He's probably like
four heartbeats away from leading Russia.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, ummm, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm reading some of his text messages he wrote to
this mystery girl. The boys waiting for you very much.
He says he misses you very very much. Anyway, he's
wildly known as a ladies man. If that helps. Yeah, look, bro,
(12:32):
you gotta keep your sauce off the internet, especially when
this mystery girl is sharing pictures, now photos, to everybody
in Russia.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's got to be embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh yeah, I feel like he's got a date with
a high balcony one of these nights.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I mean, look, they don't put up with that in Russia, right,
you embarrassed us firing squad. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Anyway, we'll get this story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
McDonald's working in your San Francisco called nine to one
one to report that a lady had threatened with a gun. Now,
what's crazy this woman? She goes through the dry too,
she picks up her food and apparently she stopped inside
the parking lot. Sends one of her kids back inside,
claiming they are fries that she ordered.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
They weren't in the bag.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Uh. Oh, hey man, my mama said, y'all forgot to
order he fries. Well, the employee told the kid, had
their mom bring the receipt in and they make it right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
All right, seems fair? Sure, what's on that right? Huh?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Well, kid goes out and tells mom, Mamma, y'all bring
the receipt in.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They're gonna make it right. Oh hell to the No.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That wasn't right with her, because she storms in and
she starts threatening several employees. She told him that she
had a gun in her purse and she wasn't afraid
to use it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Know what?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
This crazy ass a woman was still there when the
cops showed up, and it turns out she was not
lying about the gun. She had a fully loaded handgun
in her damn purse, and by that time when the
cops got there, her nine year old son was holding
the purse, you know, holding the bag for safe keeping
(14:12):
with a gun inside of it, like fully loaded. Wanted
a chamber. And it's funny because just judging from the
picture of the purse, it's probably a four hundred dollars person.
They joked at the McDonald's and she was angry, but
that her dinner ended up being prison food. Oh yeah,
(14:36):
she's facing charges.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Chinta dangerous making criminal threats.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
With a firearm, you crazy lady, Like, damn.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm gonna see over fries.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'm just waiting for the first stupid story that we
have where somebody comes out and say I have a
gun and I am scared to death to use this
thing right this moment.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I got a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Now I'm not afraid to use it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ah what look, be careful out there and people crazy
It's time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
One O seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop that, y'all saw stop line. Oh my god, stupid
stories boutes you. Bye.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Christmas two weeks away.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Uh hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, Christmas, Hey, scoop scoops dot com customers, plastics.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'll get it rings, yep, I'll get it to you
before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There you go. All right. So a couple of fun stories.
Two men from North Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They've been arrested, apparently for their roles in a lego
theft ring. Oh yeah, they stole more than four hundred
thousand dollars or the legos.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And what are they planning on doing with these six sets?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know, it's like they got total of five or
six like different, like a handful of set four hundred
thousand dollars, they got sixteen of them. I don't know, man,
just the I didn't click on the rest of the story.
I'm like, all right, more people busted legos. They're stealing legos? Anyway,
how about this story? Cashing nuts roasting on an open
(01:05):
fire sounds perfect for the holiday season, right, m Except
the fire was attractive. Trailer unpacked of Cashwes. They caught
fire early Tuesday morning into Oregon. Oh no, the fire
actually started in the tractor and spread of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, what University of Cincinnati forced a Tennessee middle school
to drop their mascot? I saw this the bear Cats,
because you know, the University of Tennessee has the bear Cats. Anyway,
they they basically just pummeled this little middle school in Tennessee.
Do a dispute over the copyright license infringement. The middle
(01:44):
school will now be the Musketeers instead of the Bearcats.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think that's a poor move on the college's part.
I think they should encourage more schools to be the
bear Cats.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Maybe that way, like when you graduate, you'll be like,
you know what, I'm gonna go to a school where
so I'm still a bear Cat.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I got all this, well, I got all this logoed
up bear Cat merchandise and school stuff. She would like
to wear it at a school. It's relevant because.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I can't imagine a lot of people are like, Oh,
I'm gonna go buy some bear Cat stuff, but I
only want the legit Bearcat stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm actually happy for him because you know what, Musketeers
are underrated?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh really yeah, I like Musketeers.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's fun, all right, subwell, subwell, I'm tired Subway will
sub will uh? I guess debut at foot long Oreo
cookie in January?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
A foot long Oreo?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do we need a foot long Oreo?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Do we need Subway to do it? Can't they sell
that at King Supers? I mean, eat the whole sleeve
just at once.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Want a handful of the fice? Like all right?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Tons of merchandise is poping up online based on the
killing of you know, the CEO Brian Thompson the United Healthcare.
Like a lot of people are thinking it's musing, it's funny,
but it's kind.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Of in poor taste. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's so much of it out there. One of the
hottest Christmas wishless items year Ready.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
For this one? Okay, old school digital cameras.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like a like a point click sort of thing that
you put film in.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No digital cameras to have the USB card so you
still have digital photo that you could probably you know,
then share on your phone or digital you know stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But yeah, man, apparently the hottest one of the hottest
Christmas wishless items is an old school digital camera.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
All right, they're back.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
A witness has revealed the final words of this Australia
man and his final.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Words hold my beer.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This guy, Jake Brown's body was found after a desperate search.
A witness has revealed his final words. He died after
jumping over a shark net at the popular Gold Coast beach.
Emergency services attended the scene at the Paradise Point Parkland's
on Sunday afternoon and the man failed to resurface. The
(04:22):
man's body was recovered at the police search for four
hours from the air by boat with divers. The man,
twenty nine year old Jake Brown, made the faithful decision
to jump over the barrier, which sits close to the
beach and forms a swimming enclosure at the recreation area,
which is you know, popular among families. Hundreds of people
(04:43):
gathered at the beach to beat the heat on Sunday
and apparently one witness said Brown and a friend who
were sitting on the I guess the nets float device
before Brown told his buddy to quote hold my beer.
Then he jumped over the edge. Now the wood is
said Brown was quickly taken by the current. It wasn't
(05:05):
a shark. He was taken by the current, servicing briefly
before being dragged under the net.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh and that's what that's what messed him up.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So it wasn't sharks. Wasn't sharks, at least not initially.
Maybe eventually they got it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I mean, you know, well they did find him
so now. But I mean, it's sad that the dude died,
but they hold them up, hold my beer.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, that's the way to.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Go out right. It's better than I got this.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So here's a wild story. A couple in Austria. They
married and divorced each other twelve times over a forty
three year period. And the reason they did it They
didn't keep falling blissfully in love with one another. No, no,
they were like I'm over there, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You know you look good now. They weren't back and
forth like that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The reason, well, they divorced each other twelve times over
forty three years was all because of a pension scam.
Her original husband had died. She was collecting this pension.
She couldn't get it if she was remarried. Every time
she divorced she caught up on the bills if you will,
by receiving thirty six thousand dollars from his pension. It's
(06:25):
a one time collection each year of thirty six gs.
So in forty three years they did this twelve times,
she collected.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Over three hundred and fifty g's.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh wow, damn, that's a scam.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's a crazy all right.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Moving on, here's another scam. Most people aren't aware of this,
but I don't know why because it's been this way
for years.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But if you walk onto a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
If you're headed through the airport today and you have
wrap Christmas gifts, guess.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
What they're gonna put them through the scanner.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
They're gonna see if they may make you up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, they probably will pull you aside and make you
open it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
A Canadian woman she got arrested for attempting to smuggle drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Into New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
New Zealand customer officials said twenty two pounds twenty two
pounds of methamphetamines. That's worth two point two million dollars, y'all.
She tried to smuggle as Christmas gifts. It was discovered
in the woman's carry luggage when she arrived at the airport.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The passenger will.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Say to say she made Santa's Naughty List. I'll bet
on that her name and age weren't released. She's held
on charges of importation and possession for supply with Class
eight controlled drug. This is one of those things where
people don't realize you've got a Christmas gift. Yeah, they're
gonna put it through the scanner. They may make you
(07:53):
open it when they put it through the X ray machine.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Very evident. It's not Christmas gifts. Very evident.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It is drugs, and I'm giving coal away.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
An X ray image of the Devil Bag, which police
say contained ten point two kilograms of methamphetamine.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The skies as Christmas gives.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I mean, I'm sure a lot of people and receiving
endo that would love to get himself a Christmas gar
twenty two pounds of amphetamine, but damn.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Twenty two pounds. That's it's a little much for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Explains how Santa hits every house in a night though.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, he hopped up on that stuff, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So it's kind of a wild story. Australian virus lab
loses and this is what's scary. They lose track of
hundredths of deadly germs. Research facility in Australia's in hot water.
We're losing track of its viruses. Government officials recently confirmed
(08:56):
quote a major breach in quote the state run public
health virology laboratory, breach resulting in the misplacement of samples
containing several potentially deadly germs, including hantavirus whatever that is.
(09:17):
Holy Moly, over three hundred deadly viruses went missing. Who
do you think is gonna want a deadly virus? I mean,
I feel like it's a short list, right, It's.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Time to close off Australia, everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Jesus. It says there's no evidence of risk the community
from the breach.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Remember when they lied to us and they said the
coronavirus was from ote what they say it was from a.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It was from a bat that was part of a
stew Like I thought it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Was that anty, your looking reptile, the Pagoldian or whatever
it was that. Yeah, I think it was from that.
Originally it's at all it's from that. And then it
was from a back. Yeah, that's not how That's not
how those viruses work. Meanwhile, not a mile away, the
(10:10):
Wuhan virology lab working on that same strain of virus. Yeah,
you think they're lying about this probably caused some concern,
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And out of dumb luck. Yesterday they also released the
new trailer for twenty eight years Later, which is the
Zombie Virus Outbreak movie.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Timing is perfect.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That's coming June twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And so is another virus. All right.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So General Alexander matinokid, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I think I nailed out, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Anyway, he's the debbie commander in chief of Russians ground
like Russian's ground forces. Dude, high up in the ranks,
right Apparently, Well, he likes to shill off his stuff,
his warheads.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Uh yeah, something like that. Apparently.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In two new videos he invites a mystery woman to
join him for a steam bath. The commander has a
number of military honors to his name and is pictured
you know, and sheveral photos with you know, right aside
putin just standing right beside him.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This is the guy he's high up there.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, now he's emerged that while his troops are being
slaughtered on the battlefield, well, he's been flaunting his his
bits and pieces on camera, apparently to send a well
some mystery woman. The skin crawling footage shows Alexander standing
with an open towel robe, hands on his hips before
(11:44):
lowering the camera expose you know, everything in full attention.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
This is the general man.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
This is like the man in charge of every single
rushing crowd troop.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right, and he's all like he's nuts. He's probably like
four heartbeats away from leading Russia.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, ummm, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm reading some of his text messages he wrote to
this mystery girl. The boys waiting for you very much.
He says he misses you very very much. Anyway, he's
wildly known as a ladies man. If that helps. Yeah, look, bro,
(12:32):
you gotta keep your sauce off the internet, especially when
this mystery girl is sharing pictures, now photos, to everybody
in Russia.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's got to be embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh yeah, I feel like he's got a date with
a high balcony one of these nights.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I mean, look, they don't put up with that in Russia, right,
you embarrassed us firing squad. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Anyway, we'll get this story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
McDonald's working in your San Francisco called nine to one
one to report that a lady had threatened with a gun. Now,
what's crazy this woman? She goes through the dry too,
she picks up her food and apparently she stopped inside
the parking lot. Sends one of her kids back inside,
claiming they are fries that she ordered.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
They weren't in the bag.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Uh. Oh, hey man, my mama said, y'all forgot to
order he fries. Well, the employee told the kid, had
their mom bring the receipt in and they make it right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
All right, seems fair? Sure, what's on that right? Huh?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Well, kid goes out and tells mom, Mamma, y'all bring
the receipt in.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They're gonna make it right. Oh hell to the No.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That wasn't right with her, because she storms in and
she starts threatening several employees. She told him that she
had a gun in her purse and she wasn't afraid
to use it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Know what?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
This crazy ass a woman was still there when the
cops showed up, and it turns out she was not
lying about the gun. She had a fully loaded handgun
in her damn purse, and by that time when the
cops got there, her nine year old son was holding
the purse, you know, holding the bag for safe keeping
(14:12):
with a gun inside of it, like fully loaded. Wanted
a chamber. And it's funny because just judging from the
picture of the purse, it's probably a four hundred dollars person.
They joked at the McDonald's and she was angry, but
that her dinner ended up being prison food. Oh yeah,
(14:36):
she's facing charges.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Chinta dangerous making criminal threats.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
With a firearm, you crazy lady, Like, damn.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm gonna see over fries.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'm just waiting for the first stupid story that we
have where somebody comes out and say I have a
gun and I am scared to death to use this
thing right this moment.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I got a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Now I'm not afraid to use it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ah what look, be careful out there and people crazy
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