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January 8, 2025 • 14 mins
71 Year old Woman fights off 4 teenagers trying to steal her purse.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all, all stop. Yeah, you are stupid stories
brought to.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You by theory of a dead man. Aron Jones are
gonna be at the Paramount Theater on February eleventh. We'll
have some tickets a little later today.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
All right, all right, let's get him started. A forty
eight year old man successfully sued a razor company after
he cut his face while shaven.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Successfully, so he won.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Huh. Yeah, he got six thousand dollars for his little
razor cut for his nick. What the hell is going on? Man,
It's so silly. There's a reason like it is something
like ninety three percent of the lawyers in the world
reside in America. What a stupid litigious country. Uh, I
just study shows the peo on video calls. Well, there'

(00:50):
spend a lot more time staring at themselves than they
do the actual speaker.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh and apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's causing more people to considered cosmetic procedures.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
They didn't realize that ugly my nose is that big?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Damn. A woman in Ohio with the last name of Gamble.
She's now facing charges because she left two kids in
the car in below freezing temperatures outside of a casino,
so she could go in and we'll gamble mom of
the Year. I don't think so a nineteen old woman.

(01:29):
So how wild is this? This nineteen old woman her
breast were a B cup. She goes in and apparently
she got the first COVID dose from Pfizer. And what
was funny is the patient believed that the vaccines cause
her what'll cause her breast growth. Apparently her concerns were

(01:55):
not adequately addressed by her primary care physicians, leading to
a little mistrust there in the healthcare people. But the
funny thing is she apparently took the first shot. After
the first shot, if I mean, I'm not a female,
but after the first shot, if your boobs just grow

(02:15):
from a B to like a D, I feel like
you would probably stop.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe at that point you're like, ooh,
I kind of like this.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I mean, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't think you ever imagine they're gonna get as
big as hers did.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
She experienced rapid growth in her breast inside a one
month after getting the first dose of the Pfizer vaccination. Unfortunately,
for this woman, it was just to start. She goes
in to get the second dose, and her preast grew
out of control. For the next two months. She went
from a B cup ready for this, Oh, this is

(02:54):
so sad, to a triple G and the photos. Oh
my god, I feel so bad for this woman because
it is ridiculous. Man. It's like, it's just it's got
to be. It's gotta be so uncomfortable because it's like
you have to like bill trash bags full of trash

(03:15):
on your chest. It's nuts.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
A G cup, now this is just the G, not
the triple G. But a G cup is roughly nine
inches difference between your underbust and your overbust.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, that didn't tell anybody anything. Yeah. Look, she went
from a B cup. We've all seen a B cup.
Be cups are awesome, to a triple G. It's like
it's bigger than basketballs, like two basketballs each boob.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
So a B cup would be a two inch difference.
She went up to a nine inch Jesus between like
a rib cage and her the boob part.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, uh, nothing to see here, No, nope, there's everything
see there. It's like damn uh. People on line are
up in arms about tattoo artists and you my Arizona.
Now this happened last year, but apparently just now posted
a video of it. This nine year old kid came
in looking to get a tattoo, and this is what's

(04:10):
sketchy and scary. She originally wanted a neck tattoo of
Donald Trump. Oh, but apparently the tattoo artist or her
parents talked to her to get an American flag tattoo
on her arm. So it's funny. She recently came back
in now she's nine. You gotta do this in Arizona.

(04:32):
It's one of the few states where you can get
a tattoo with your parents' consent. They got a sign
for it at nine years old, and the parents did.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I kind of feel like that's just a red flag
for an investigation on these parents.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
She recently came back in when the year was up,
and she didn't want another tattoo, but she did want
her American flag touched up a little bit. She's ten
years old. Yep, a ten year old with a tattoo.
Come on, if you're that tattoo artists, why would you
even do that? Right?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The story I read sort of made it sound like
he had regrets about doing it, Like yeah, and I've
heard I've seen some of those tattoo shows where they're like,
is there stuff you won't do? And they're like, yeah,
I won't do a junk tattoo or this or that tattoo.
I definitely think nine or ten year old is on
that list as well, Like, yeah, man, I'm not doing
a nine year old.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh you get a fourth or fifth grader coming in?
What a tattoo? You'd be insane to do that. You're
a Moron'd be like, hell no, go to a different
tattoo parlor, right, I don't think so it's crazy. Uh,
here's more proof that up. Women just can't really can't drive.
A woman in Kansas City, Missouri. Her car hit a
patch of black ice when it was heading down an

(05:49):
off ramp. So the car started sliding. What did a
woman do?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Jam on the brakes? No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
She opened her door and jumped out a car.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh much safer out here.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Ah yeah, you can't. Look, it's not savor to jump
out of a moving car. Then it is just ride
it out. I mean the car just ended up in
a and the little like you know, wash off where
the water runs off, you know, a little gully there.
It wasn't like it's a big, big ordeal. She said
she was unfamiliar with winter driving conditions, is scared, so

(06:24):
she just bombed out of the car. Uh, that's hilarious.
This is kind of funny. Next time this happens to you,
here's what you need to do. A guy in Maryland
was driving last month that somebody cut him off in traffic. Jerks,
you bag, has it happened to you recently? Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Not that I recall.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, next time it does, remember the license plate number.
And here's why. The guy that cut him off in track.
This guy remembered the license plate number. Say, he didn't
have heart any hard feelings, but he used digits from
that plate number on ten different lottery tickets and guess

(07:09):
what they all hit for? Fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
So that dude, because that car cut him off and
he used that license plate to buy ten lottery tickets,
he won half a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Damn, that's a game changer. Hey, somebody cut me off
in traffic like that? All right, people in Belgium were stupid,
all the people, I think, So, Okay, tell us why
the food agency in the country of Belgium issued well,
the seasonal I would imagine this seasonal health warning. And

(07:52):
the warning is don't eat your Christmas tree. Oh okay,
uh Christmas trees. The alert said, quote Christmas trees are
not destined to enter the food chain, but they're so delicious.
There's no way to ensure that eating Christmas trees are

(08:12):
safe for either people or animals. Who didn't know that,
ah whatever they said. They want to say in the
story that whereas the Christmas trees have been treated with flame,

(08:32):
retarded to pesticide. But so there's people not knowing that
they could have serious, even fatal consequences for eating the trees.
So they just did a broad helped alerts telling people
not to eat their Chris How tough is it in
Belgium if people are eating a Christmas trees.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean, with all those waffles they got, I can't
imagine they would even consider the tree.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's just funny putting no ketchuponet's delicious, all right, don't
mess with the seventy one year old woman named Linda Rosa,
four teenagers tried to steal her purse and she was
actually in a Brooklyn subway station, and guess what. It
did not end well for the teenagers. Really, she's seventy
one now. This woman, Linda Rosa, tells the news agency

(09:20):
that she grabbed apparently two of the attackers by their
hair and slammed their face face first in the floor. Oh, saying, oh,
you want to fight? That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Someone tells me she was not having a great day
leading up to this either.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
She was on her way to church. Oh, four girls
just passing through the turnstile. He's four teenagers, appros her.
One of them tried to snatch a purse, and then
this is Rosa talking. I said to myself, Oh no,
this ain't gonna happen today. She recalled with a second
girl also reached for the purse. Rosa asked, oh, you

(10:00):
want to fight. This is seventy one year old woman.
I said, what the teenagers? Oh, you want to fight?
That's hilarious. Anyway, that's when all hell broke clues. First
person kept fighting. RILLI said, she punched me in the
face and I had my glasses on a cut on
my nose. When she punched me in my face, my
glasses flew to the floor. She goes on to say,

(10:21):
the other young lady was still trying to distract me
and get my pocketbook, get in my purse. She said,
I was still resting with the first person. Then I
was trying to kick her in between her legs, but
my leg wouldn't stretch far enough. So I believe that's
when I fell. Said she fell afore then the quick
thinking victim made the girls regret ever targeting her. She said,

(10:44):
I got the impression that the girl so apparently when
she fell, the girl tried to stomp her. Oh so,
she said the girl, I got the depressing the girls
gonna try to stop me again, so she recalled, that's
when I got up right away. I grabbed her hair
braid and I twirled them in my right hand, and
then I pulled her face down and kept slamming her

(11:08):
face into the floor.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wow, damn, what was seventy one, Linda.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
She goes on to say, that's when the other young
lady started screaming, let her go, let her go, and
I said, oh no, I'm not letting her go. That's
when the other woman approached Rosa. And this is what's funny.
The second girl charged towards Rosa. So I out of nowhere,
she said, I grabbed her hair and twisted around my

(11:35):
left hand, and so I had them both faced down
and rammed their heads into the floor. The other teenagers
took off. She yelled to the second teacher to say, oh.
This is when she was yelling, oh, you want to fight,
as she's slamming these teenagers face into the floor. That's
when other people came to their assistance.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
But damn, she's a way to fight, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I love that, right.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I just like how she got her hands in the hair, like,
this isn't coming off unless your hair is coming off.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It did too. She goes want to say, pull it
out a bunch of their braids. That's awesome, all right.
This is a funny story because this woman named Sophia Ross.
She's twenty two years old. She lives in Sarasota, Florida,
and apparently she gets pulled over in late November, and

(12:32):
I guess the chesscam footage is all over social media.
Now we need to find it because apparently she's pretty cute.
She gets pulled over and she immediately starts flirting with
the cop. She kept calling the cop daddy and told
the cop that she wanted to make out and then
told him to stop being quote such a nerd about
making out with her. She also ready for this, living

(12:54):
up to the Hooter's name, She pulls up her sweater
to show off her Hooter's tea shir along with her Hooters.
All this happened about two am. She did not get
breath lized till three twelve in the morning, but even
then she was four times a legal limit her blood.

(13:16):
I got a levels point three to three. All the
flirting didn't work. She gets her pre child hearing tomorrow.
Did you find a video?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I did find a video.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's a cute, right, she's all right, yeah, let's see,
she says, turn off the light.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Did you want to make out with me? Says, now,
that's not gonna happen just offside of the car.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
You want to make out me? But uh, you know
it's funny because that might work on some things, but
they ain't gonna work on a DUI.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Girl looks like she gets a little bit of a
potty mouth. So I can't play any of this, but.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Maybe we could share it. Yeah, I'm sure that worked
for you in a lot of cases. Not today, Not today,
that's hilarious,
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