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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine kbp I and your show, Time for
Stupid Stories slid Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All stop stupid stories brought to you by Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Probably gonna be king soupers today and tomorrow because we
got some cold weather on the way. You're gonna want
to stock up before that hits.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, so I'm out of town next week, man, but
we'll be doing the show. I'm just gonna be doing
it from ready for this from Puerto Rico. It's the
weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Let's hope you don't have the temperatures there that we're
having here.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
If I do, it's gonna be awesome because that's part
of history. What's the times here?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Saturday? It's supposed to get down to minus two?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Geez, Saturday, we're doing another round of giveaway cars. The
cars Christmas always be wrong? Could wait? What negative two?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yep? Wait?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What's the high on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The high is going to be eighteen? Geez money. Monday
is a little bit different, like the low is gonna
be on the positive side of one. But what but
the high is only gonna be nine?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, Yeah, that's that's ugly. That's the ugly face weather.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But today forty eight Tomorrow fifty five, So make sure
you hit the grocery store and get stocked up today
and tomorrow before before it comes on Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
DMN man, woo, that's gonna be cold. That's what your
booker's hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You thought the last couple of mornings were cold, They weren't.
Nothing right, Just get ready?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right, here we go with stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
More than a hundred medallist at the Pairs Olympics say
their medals are terry eating significantly chunk. Some are falling
apart and off. Oh yeah, apparently the Olympic committee and
that replacements. All that's good, all right. Some of the
players in this year's Puppy Bowl, Dude, you gotta check
out d Samuel I thought that was awesome. I'm like, hell, yeah,
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that's good.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Man dressed the Spider Man stocking people in England. Oh yeah,
please say his arm and extremely virgin. Uh. I don't
know if you've seen the video of this, but the
video of this is nut. A coyote goes into an
Audi grocery store in this Chicgo area and they're calling
police and they're pulling him out. You know, have the
grocery store frozen food or like the oh, what's an
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open area, but it's still cool where like the yogurts
and sour creams.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And stuff are oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So this cop is like, got this coyote by the tail,
and you don't know what it is, and he's just
pulling and pulling and pulling, and then all of a sudden,
out comes a full on ass coyote. And what does
it do When the cop that pulls this pulls him out,
is stunned that it's a coyote right right, He's just
pulling a big furry tail. Maybe it'd be worse if
it's a cat, in my opinion, but he pulls his
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some it's out. Is huge. The coyote he takes off
running and dies right back into the cold cooler section,
just right up about five feet six feet from him. Again,
he really liked he really need to place a cool
off at anyway, it was a big I mean it's
a big coyote.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm like, wow, that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Props to that cop for just tugging it out.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I mean he had to pull. The other cop
standing beside him was like, no, that's not me, man,
I'm not pulling that damn thing and it comes out
and it's knocking over like sour creams, yogurts or whatever,
and it's all like showing his tea. He's like it
just you know, it's running, but it's not going anywhere
because it's sliding on the floor, right. You know it
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needs that cartoon effect that but you know that little
drum sound effect or whatever, bongo, and it just dies
right back into where it was. Uh. Chicago judge has
been reassigned after she sent another judge an image of
a fake toy called My First Ankle Monitor that included
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a rendering of a black toddler wearing electronic monitoring bracelet.
Oh what yeah, you think.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So my first ankle monitor?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What is that about? Uh? You see a lot of
those that strip clothes. Walmart apparently unveiled a new chunk
your logo to match their chunkier customers to me, all right,
a year long study on grocery store prices. You ready
for this?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hi? All right? This was specifically to Walmart locations.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Just Walmart.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes, you're by groceres of Walmart very rarely? Oh no, okay,
Safeway or King Supers Clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm a King Supers guy, Oh this one right up
here home.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, that one's just a couple months from your house.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Check out this. It's a year long study grocery price
at Walmart found prices increased at point seven percent. Now
that's less than overall annual inflation. There are things that
cost a lot more, like eggs, coffee, milk. Some things
costs a little bit less, like fruit, salmon, and bonus
pork chops. Okay, things you don't want to eat. But
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what's revealed about it wasn't the last year they got
to look at because they're like, hey, this is a
great sign. It didn't go up as much as inflation.
But if you look at the last three years, oh good,
grocery prices dude, they jump. Now it's ero point seven
but over like the last three years, it is enormous
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the price of groceries. How much they gone up. I
thought this is kind of interesting. Taxes is suing All
State for collecting and selling people's location data to justify
car insurance price increases. So they're using the data that
they're tracking. You know, if you use any sort of
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insurance app now on your cell phone, it's tracking how fast,
you're going right, So do not download the app.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
If you break too hard, they check all kinds of
things that's going on.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah them nuts, Yeah, if you break too hard. And
here's what's crazy. They it's never in your favor, like
they're never they're never charging you say, let's just say
across the board for your insurance is three hundred bucks,
three hundred bucks a month, all right, just hypothetically, if
you get this app or you download this app or whatever,
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it's never gonna go down. It's always gonna be like, hey, congratulations,
you're such a safe driver. You're only gonna get charged
one hundred and fifty dollars, you know, price for per
month for your insurance. It never goes that direction. It's
always always goes up. So just know, don't let I'm
glad Texas is suing All State for that, because we
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should just be praying the same for insurance, like don't
base it. You know, whether you don't know the driving
conditions and where I'm at, what I'm doing, and you
know how much traffic there is, and you know, I'll
be honest, if you're on a forty five mile hour
road in the middle of nowhere, coming to work at
four thirty in the morning out in Elverd County. You
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do what you should be able to go fifty five
because ain't nobody on it? All right. Forty one year
old man he got arrested for being a public nuisance
in Singapore. Witnesses urine say he's urinated on the handrail
of an escalator outside of a train station. Uh, it
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looks like this. One witness was about to confront the man,
he noticed that he was being watched and he left
using the escalator herself. Of some closer inspection, the entire
handrail the escalator was contamorated with urine. Police confirmed the
report and said that they have established a man's identity.
I just want to go to the last page and
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bring something attention now. Boom, here's the last paragraph of
the story. Such an action is unacceptable and the LTA,
the version of the police, will work with oh their
versus of the Transportation Police anyway, says the LTA will
work with police to push the maximum possible penalty to
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be taken against this culprit. Let me remind you this
is Singapore right now. Singapore is one of those places
that's magnificent. It truly is look at pictures. It is clean.
There's never any trash, there's never anything. You don't have
to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You could there's no urine on the escalators.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, most of the time there is not.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's one of those places that they pride themselves and said, hey,
you know, you could drive downtown and leave your motorcycle
out on the you know, the parking spot with the
keys in it. Nobody's gonna steal it, nobody's gonna take it,
nobody's gonna touch it. You know why, because there are
penalties for crimes are unreal and those and this is
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something that society is kind of It's interesting. It's the
good people that need to set the penalties out there,
because the bad people never set penalties right. It's the
good people that need to set it, establish what the
penalties are. And let me tell you, they have established
some hardcore penalties. They're gonna pursue the guy with with
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that much I don't know integrity that that dude probably
will get his unit lopped off.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
These are their suffer man, these are their chewing gum penalties.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like they do not play.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You cannot have chewing gum in Singapore. If you possess it,
you get a fine of at least five hundred dollars.
If you're selling it, you get a fine of up
to two thousand dollars. If you're importing it, it's a
fine of ten thousand dollars. And if you manufacture chewing
gum in Singapore, a fine of up to one hundred
thousand dollars and two years in prison. Yeah, just for
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making chewing gum.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Look, man, that is not a place you want to
mess with the law because their penalties. No joke and
urinating on a handrail, this dude, he may be decapitated
in public and they may make a celebrity it like this,
this is gonna get ugly for him. It should get
ugly for this guy. A cowbody. Judge on Tuesday sends
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a man twenty five years the life in prison for
beating his grandmother and placing her naked body in the bathtub. Well,
this dude, like, this guy's a menace anyway. She apparently
was still live when he placed her in the bathtub,
and he made sure she couldn't get out, if you
know what I mean. Kenneth Lewis pleaded no contest first
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degree murder and slaying of his eighty year old Violet
MacGregor MacGregor's naked body in the bathtub of her home
about eighty miles northeast Sacramento. Detectives ressell Lewis, who lived
with his grandmother at the home, after he admitted killing her.
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He had swollen knuckles and hands and injuries to his
feet during the interview. So it's kind of a sad story.
But here's the motive. Lewis's motive. He claimed that when
he went to kiss his grandmother good night, that she
bit him on the tone, and apparently that this sent
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him into this rage and the beating ensued. When he
was done, he apparently, you know, pulled his grandmother, who
was still breathing, into the tub and made sure she
wasn't anyway. He said at time of sends him that
he was sorry for what he had done and would
have to live with a shame he brought upon himself
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and his family. Now, the interesting thing about the story
is because he called nine one one and said a
little bit about what happened, and uh, but he tried
to clean it up all night, and he tried to like,
you know, clean up his masks and not say that
she died the way she did until they you know,
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it was evident that you know what occurred, right, right?
So that dude, Yeah, he deserves twenty five the life
in Britain. He deserves. He deserves to just be drug
out and killed himself. Right.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What kind of kiss are you trying to give your
grandma that she could possibly bite your tongue?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, it's weird, all right. When you're looking for a babysitter,
some people use those websites where you go and get
you know, recommendations and go aheah, this my babysitters is
a great babysitter. But I love them. They're great for
the family.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh that like a LinkedIn for babysitters.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah. A brick of time. Ring camera led police to
the arrest of a babysitter who passed out drunk while
toddler and her custody left the home on Monday. Oh yeah,
what so the child father called the neighbor after seeing
the child leave the home on his ring camera. Could
you imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Getting the ring notification? You open it up and there's
your kid crawling away.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah. If I'm so, I have a ring I got
a ring. It's not a ring, it's whatever Amazon's version is.
But I got that stuff on my thing now with
an app and I'll could have noticed when somebody, you know,
walks in front of it. If I was out and
i'd hired a baby hitter and I got that notice
and saw, you know, my toddler walking towards the street,
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I too would be freaking out on him. Uh. Anyway,
Police were called to the specified residence about twelve thirty
the afternoon by a neighbor who found a child outside
the toddler's residence without supervision. Apparently, yeah, bringing time police fired. E.
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M Mess responded and the woman was taking to the hospital.
They walked in, they found alcohol and a mug on
the counter and empty plastic shot bottles in her bag.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Wow, damn, she was.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Passed on the couch, right, of course, I can watch
your kid, all right. And then the last story, man,
this is hysterical. I mean it's sad, but damn, you're
dumb fifty three year old woman in France. And I look,
I know it's France, But does that make you feel
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sorry for her? No? Not to me, because people in France, No,
Brad Pitt, just like people in America. Do everybody knows
Brad Pitt. Everybody the damn world knows Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
They just call him Le Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Lipit. They call him lipit. This dumb ass fifty three
ye old woman in France she got scammed out of
nearly a million dollars by a fake Brad Pit. The
scammer first pretend to be Brad's mom mom uh and
said she was well exactly the woman that her son needed.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So it was a mom hook up, the perfect matchmaker.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know what you need my son in your life.
I remember my mom used to try to hook me up,
and man, women just wouldn't They wouldn't believe the fact
that you know about My mom used to tell women
how gorgeous I was and they would just not. I
just don't see it. Oh no, the victim.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
The victim received messages and AI photos from fake Brad
Pitt for more than a year.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh so it's the long con.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But here's the problem with it. He would send poems
and even even a marriage proposal even though he never
met her. The scammers started asking for money by saying
that you know, he'd send her luxury handbags. Is she
paid for the customs bill? You know that a customs
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but I'll send you this.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Now, eventually, fake Brad claimed he was This is where
it gets even dumber. This is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt
claimed he was hospitalized.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh what scoop. What would Brad Pitt be hospitalized for
kidney cancer? Ooh?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
If Brad Pitt had any form of cancer, everybody in
the world would know about it. There is no doubt
it would be on every newscast TMZ for weeks and
weeks and weeks and weeks. Have you heard anything about
Brad Pitt had liver cancer?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
No, yeah, because he doesn't. But for some reason, this woman,
she thought he had kidney cancer and apparently that Brad
Pitt Brad Pitt needed money for treatment.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That Hollywood money just uh, the good old insurance company
just dropped.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh no, no, you gotta have an evil doer in
this and the evil doers Angelina Joe Lee. Oh yeah,
Angelina Joe Lee froze his bank accounts.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The woman even received emails from a fake doctor. They
said Brad was fighting for his life, Like I mean,
in a two second Google search will tell you this
is all fabricated, the biggest lie ever. And this woman
was like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So bad for room.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I just did the money. And the doctor asked this
woman to transfer money to a Turkish account. Uh, you
know when she realized that it was all scam, have
dog come to an end? After she sent nearly a
million dollars to this fake Turkish account, she saw photos
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of Brad Pitt with his girlfriend Annasdy Raymond or whoever
she is. So oh, imagine imagine that this was. But
I thought I was the one on meeting fifty eight.
What's he doing with that twenty eight year old? Uh?
The scammer was never caught. Damn. I mean, you gotta
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be a special kind of stupid to think you you're
getting proposed to by a sick Brad Pitt. Like God,
I mean's.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
All my excess fault, Angelina Jolie.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
She froze my accounts.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Man too.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm still doing all these movies. I still do all
these appearances, but I can't afford cancer treatment. Good God,
you gotta be I mean, there's dumb and then there's
like people to think the Honda Ridge line is a truck.
Dumb and then there's right above that as people. They
cats are a good pet dumb. And then there's this woman.
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This one was above all of them, like she's like
the froth dumb layer.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I'm gonna marry Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Brad Pitt loves me. He just needs to get better
from his liver cancer. Damn gullible. Man, that's unbelievable. And look,
the hunter Ridge line is not a truck, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Did she ever get any of these purses that he
promised after she paid the customs?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
You know it didn't. I didn't say in the in
the story, but I mean the scan went on for
a year and a half, so I imagine possibly came through.
I mean yeah, probably sent her a knockoff coach bag
or something rolled in scooped up a twenty twenty dollars
bag from Target.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Here you go, Turkish knockoffs.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Brad Pitt like Brady. You could google bradpe type in
b r A is Brad.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Pitt here he is.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
There's so much money, mate, this is net worth. This
is one of those fifteen homes and twenty seven girlfriend.
He's like, come on, man, damn that is that's like
an idiot savant without the savant part. That's that's what
that If.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Your Brad Pitt, you gotta feel pretty good about this
because you know, if he ever does get cancer, he's like,
there's someone out there that'll help me.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Dude, there's an endless number of fifty eight year old
women that dropped big dollars. Brad Pitt, I got a chance.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Look, if Angelia Jolie contacted me and said she had
cancer she needed money for treatment, well that's Monica first.
But come on, man, that's crazy