12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana

12 Year Old Boys Steals his Parents Car and gets caught with a Shotgun and Marijuana

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop that.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I hold this.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
People in Wyoming spin their head like I can't see
no damn.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
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Speaker 4 (00:21):
We got them for you today, though. Well that shortly,
let's get two stupid stories. Hey man, I follow this
one under. It was a good idea until it wasn't.
Twenty two year old man who works at Chipotle, Well,
he got accused of using a GPS tracker so he
could coincidentally run into his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh oh, we're so much like. It's crazy seeing you
here and here.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh my god, we run it to each other. Get what
are you doing at this burger king? What are you
doing at the oh?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Same movie? Oh my goodness, we're on the same road together.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wow. What was the John Cusack Kate Beckonzeale one where
they keep running into each other?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Serendipity?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's how you force some serendipity.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Uh huh, No doubt he not the only one. He's
in a GPS shock. You'd do the same crap, you know,
if you're in your early twenties. Technology has aided on
your Oh, I just happy to run into you again.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
A squirrel caused the school.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
To go into lockdown this week. Squirrel, Yeah, tripped in
the electrical fuse. It caused noises that sounded like gun shots.
So it was like, shut down the damn school. Everybody
hit the panic button. A little squirrel doing squirrel things.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Squirrels like making those gun noises. Didn't we have a
squirrel that was dropping nuts onto a police car or something. Yeah, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
He thought it was shot far shot fired. He actually
fired shots out.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was just a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, I kill it. You know what else?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Squirrels like these nutside shut up scoop. A young woman
on TikTok was shocked to discover that you're supposed to
add water to some Campbell soup.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh she was just eating it right out of the can.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Hard to eat tomato without adding a little something to it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Campbell's chunky is really chunky.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
All right, it's more like tomato paste. Actually, this is spread.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I had milk tomato soup. Yeah, that's the way to
do it, man.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Uh, And don't add a full can. That's another sCOD
add you know three quarters. Oh some pepper.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's good stuff right there. Uh, what sandwich you dip
in that?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Grilled cheese, Yeah, grilled cheese. Or here's here's a wide one.
But it's good. Peanut butter, peanut butter dipped in tomatoes. Not, dude,
it's not as bad as your your first thing. You go.
I can't, I can't even imagine, but it's pretty damn good.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, grilled cheese and tomato soup is essentially just
pizza deconstructed, right, It's like reversing a pizza, especially if
you make the soup nice and thick.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, man, I like my tomato soup like well, like
pizza sauce.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
A woman in Ohio says she got a side of
marijuana with her chicken fries.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
At bird King. I'm like, and what.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
How did this make news?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wait, your bird King doesn't do that?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
All right?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
So this is some instinct, well kind of nasty karma
when you think about it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
This is a story. A woman who just won the
lottery says she ain't given none of it. I ain't
giving none of it in my family. She's over there
on riat like f you and you and you and you.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Here's the story now. She went on Reddit to share
the story. Twenty eight years old, she says she becomes
her a family of five, her parents, two siblings, and her.
She says, growing up, I was always the black sheep.
My siblings were the golden children. And while I wasn't
outright ignored, I definitely got the short end.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Of the stick.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
She goes on to say, even as an adult, she's
been you know, I've been ostracized.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh ooh, A big word. I love it.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Including recently, she says, when her family planned an overseas
trip and she only found out about it because her
sister started.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Throwing up a bunch of Instagram like photos.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Of the family on a on like a going down.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hey look at us by this, you.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Know, European whatever, And she's like, wait, wait, why is
my whole family on the European trip?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I had no idea about it.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
You definitely would feel like, ooh, that's a little left
out for sure, right right? Oh wait is that the
Eiffel Tower?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And you guys are wrong, I'm not wasn't even invited.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Anyway, she goes she says, when I asked why I
wasn't including my mom said, we didn't think you'd want
to come, and you know, she knew that she was
on a tight budget. So basically your parents were like, yeah,
you thought you couldn't afford it, you know, hang with
those pinky out stuff. And right, here's what happened. Fast
forward to a month ago. She said she bought a

(05:22):
lottery ticket and ended up winning, like bringing home over
two million dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
So wow, that's life change. That's a big loot. She said.
She decided to use the money. You know, why is
he pay off all her debts?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
She invested a bunch of money she did not tell
her family, which caused them to, you.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Know, inquire about well, that brand new car she showed
up in, that's a brand new car. She uh. She said.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Her family began asking questions and when she told them
the news, they the family was furious about it. She
didn't share any of her winnings with them.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That's does she owe her family any of those winnings.
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
You barely call them family at this point.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
I mean, if you didn't invite that kid to the like, wow,
to the oversee vacation a trip or whatever, it was
you know, you didn't even extend an invite to it.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You got at least even if you know she can't
afford it. Yeah, maybe you even kind of lean it
that way of like this is gonna be pricey and
we're not covering it.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, I mean you got to offer it. You just
have to offer.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
It, right.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
It just can't be like, oh, we didn't think you'd
want to come.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
We're going first class and you're definitely not in that budget, right.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
What's up? Coaching?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
A former doctor has been jailed for five years and
seven months after admitting he caused painful cruelty to children
by running a mobal circumcision service. Oh and the story
It says, quote he ignored basic hygiene rules like there
was rusty equipment.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And a serrated knife. He was like a spider code knife.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh yikes, man that Yeah, Oh I just got some scissors.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We'll do it right here. Some of his patients were
fourteen years old. Ohh like who would do that? Oh?
Who'd want to do that?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Anyway, it's so convenient though. He came right to the door.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hey, he's showing up to us, and you know a
lot of places that's extra.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
He got him at a discount.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Does it play a song like the ice cream truck,
I mean becomes a snip snip man.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right, I wonder what that song is attachable penis?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Uh huh uh, let's see. Uh it's really great when
companies let their employees wear things like, you know, nose
piercings for self expression.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh, she's part of me.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Just who I am? Purple hair nose ring ooh t
shirt says.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I hate man most jobs probably not an issue.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
A woman she's gone viral after she got a nose
ring stuck in the back of an office chair. Apparently
she was joking around sticking her nose in the holes
in the back when the piercing got caught in the
mesh of So the's mesh straps on the office chair
and he gets hung up in it, but nobody could

(08:38):
get her free.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
So she's got like her head and.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Her like nose personal against and she's like in the
back of an office chair.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
She's like, hey, look at me, here's my nose. She
gets stuck. They had to call a local fire department.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Fire department.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, instead of.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Just cutting the strap with some suits, you know, right,
caught the fire department in it's actually a funny.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Video that's office property.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
There's a video of the entire rescue mission. She seems
scared during the ride in the back of the van
with a chair. Apparently, the woman and the attached chair
were taken in the back of a van to a
local fire department.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
They couldn't handle it there, They couldn't.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Get her out there, so they put her in the
back of a van, drove her to a fire department,
and apparently they got video of it.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
The funny part is that she's.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Wheeling down in the like to the fire department guys
with her nose stuck in the back of the chair,
like hey, guys, a little help over here. And the guys,
the fire department dudes, they lean in the video too.
They first go all right, we know how to handle this,
and they bring out a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
And they're like, we're just kidding to.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Get some flyers, and they cut her free from the mesh.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
So the question is, does she still wear that nose ring?
I think that'd be enoughing of it for me to
be like, no, I've had my fun with the nose ring.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I mean, look, I bet she still wears it.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
But I bet she doesn't stick a nose through the
office share again, you know, because typically nose rings.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Man, those ladies, it's hard to get him out of
the nose ring. Oh, it's expression. Who I am, It's
just mean, I'm like whatever.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It's like, Yeah, I just don't stick your nose through
office chairs. Sixty two ye old man Kentucky named Frank Falcon.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's got a cool name, though.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
That is a good name, I know, right, anytime you
got the double continant, you know, like you know, I
got a buddy Matt Moore, anytime you got to you know,
constant is especially when they're the same.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know, it's just cool.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Plus you got a you got a Falcon in there, right.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Frank not so cool, but falcon you know it may
even it may even be Falcony because it's f A
L C O N E.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
So you could go either way.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh, that doesn't sound like he's a mafia bosson.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Right, Frank Falcony. He does sound like a mafia boss, hunk.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Right, I wouldn't mess with Frank Falcony me either, man.
Frank falcon kind of an action star, Frank Falcone, mobster.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, you see how a little he throws everything off.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh damn, that's another level. Oh damn too. Anyway, moving
on Frank Falcony. He was driving through California last weekend
with a driver going the other way. Well, they had
their high beams on and rather than you know, just flash.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
And re move on what Frank? He is a mobster, bro.
He chose violence.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
He's like, I could go one way or the other
with this, but you know what, today I'm Frank Falcone
I choose violence. He uh yeah, he decided to ram
into their vehicle. Oh like, he really chose violence. And
he rammed into him not once, not twice, but three times.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Then Frank fled the scene. Police eventually caught up with him.
They pulled him over.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
He told the cops that he was upset about the lights.
You want to why, scoop, Why was he upset about
the lights.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Because of brightness and potential radiation?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh radiation, damn, he went radiation. Wait what you got
the bright lights?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
They gave me an X ray when I drove.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
By, Man, I see my whole skeleton.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I had a feeling fall out.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
He got arrested on specially of assault with deadly weapon
sounds like maybe facing a few.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Additional charges being a monster boss one of them.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I bet yeah, you better go buy Frank Falconi in
the clink.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Which boys, Frank's coming in there all right. Customers at
Tokyo's airport seized thirty four pounds of cocaine on a
single airline passenger.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
That's a lot of cocaine, man netword of that when
they call street value two and a half.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Million dollars worth of cocaine.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
It was concealed fifteen candy boxes inside of a suitcase,
and the passengers only twenty five years old.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
And here's what's crazy. The man said he worked in construction.
What you doing with fifteen boxes of candy bars?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Fruit loop?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
And what's nutty about the whole thing is the cocaine
was discovered during one of those routine custom inspections where
they just like choose you out of a random crowd
and all the table set up and they just go,
hey you and just a routine like random a I
need to see you and bring your suitcase over type

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respection nailed this guy with thirty four pounds of cocaine.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Wow. So if it just picked the next person, he
would have walked right through.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, no issues at all.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I mean that is just that's a stunning.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Amount of cocaine, right, I mean thirty four pounds.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's a plate like at the gym.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Right, like a deep rock jug weighs forty pounds essence.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
All right, and here you go the story to beat
them all. This kid is twelve years old. Think about
what we were doing when we were twelve.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Sixth fish grade outdoor lab.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, six maybe seventh grade, okay, right, I mean as
a boys, pecure your time for you know, most of
the time you're spent getting a little bit of trouble
riding bikes for us. You know, we had a subdivision
that was under construction, right, you know, like right through
the creek and you know, through one field there was
this you know, extension going on sub division, so on

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base for all of us to ride bicycles and jump
from you know, dirt mounds into the house and stuff,
and right, you know, just be boys, have fun, do
you know, silly.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Things, throw dirt clods.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Man, getting to.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Like you know, wars and neighbors and friends, ride dirt bikes.
You know, just experience a little bit of that However,
most twelve year olds like you got to stay ahead
of that desire as a dad, like if you know, boy,
is you know.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Driving at sixteen, at twelve or thirteen.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
You gotta be like, hey, son, you want to drive,
I don't know the tractor if you got one, or
you want to drive you know this or that the other,
something like that get him interested.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Listen to this twelve year old mission.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Boy drove nearly one hundred miles from the state where
he'd well, he's stolen suv.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
A Grand Traverse County sheriff deputy he's at four fifteen
in the morning contacted well. They were asked to be
on a lookout for a red two thousand Chevrolet Blazer
and suv been reported stolen by its owner, who said
the twelve year old son had taken it from him.
The boy's parents have been tracking his or the vehicle's

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progress and alerted the cops that this twelve year old
was headed their direction. So parents and friends of the
parents are ratting his kid out with a head he's up.
The police were able to well to detain this little kid,
said the deputy happened to be in a good position
to intercept the young man, and he did pull right over.

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Deputies stopped this preteen, preteen twelve.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
They said, listen to this.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
When they stopped in the preteen at drive the vehicle
ninety plus miles, they confiscated a twelve gauge pump action shotgun,
oh with several rounds of ammunition and a small amount
of Marijuana's kid had a couple joints with him.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
He's twelve. Man, he's twelve years old. He's rolling dirty
as af this kid is what is going on though?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Is he rolling to the Canada border?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know, man, listening to gangster's paradise. I don't know, man.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Just deputy has sent a report to the Claire County
Prosecutor's office requesting that the pre teen be petitioned on
charges of joy riding, operating a motor vehicle without license,
carrying a concealed weapon, and possession of marijuana. Holy mo, Wow,

(17:13):
he's twelve years old. Y'all hug your twelve year old today. Hell,
you might want to hug your ten year old and
start early.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Wow, dude, you believe the balls of that twelve year old.
It's amazing. What punk twelve year olds are nowadays.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Isn't that crazy if this was your children?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh man, don't even get me started.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do you let the police take them to Juvi?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, Oh god, he needs to learn to listen well
before this. But yeah, you man, could you imagine if
that was your twelve I mean, all right, somebody call
me right now.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Let's just what would your dad do? All right? Because
I know what my dad would do.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
You know if I were twelve years old stole his
pickup truck and took it for a joy ride. Now,
and this is coming from a man who, at twelve
years old, I drove from the World's Fair back to
Kentucky because my dad was drunk in the back of
his car. So I come from a family where my

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dad actually put us in.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
That situation a little bit.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
But had I stole his vehicle, grabbed air pump action
shotgun with rounds in it, and had marijuana on.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
The seat, whole different story. Oh yeah, because my dad.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
It sounds weird to say, but he trusted us to
drive when we were twelve and thirteen because we'd been
driving for so long in his lap.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
We started that when we were.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
I don't nine or ten, so he puts, you know
how we resist to say but and grab one of
these calls. He would my dad would set us in
between his legs and let us steer the car down
the highway all the time, like all the time, driving
to Mount Sirly a farm or something, or driving to
you know, see our aunt.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Annie Mark who. He would be like, all right, who
wants to drive?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
And we'd hop over in his lap and we were
buggled in or nothing. He'd work the gas pedal because
we couldn't reach it, and then sometimes we could actually
reach it, and he would just take his feet off
of it and let us work the you know, the
gas in the break and just sit in his lap
and drive. And I know that's horrible, you know, I
know you look at that now.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
And go, oh, it's crazy. But at the time we
didn't think anything of it.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
But again, if I stole a vehicle, rolling dirty with
a shotgun and some weed, oh, my dad would have
beat me to oblivion.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I would have been shipped off to military school. That
was always like the threat, and it was always, you know,
a lighthearted threat. But if that had happened, they would
have shipped me.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh, it would have been a beatn BPI. Who's this Cliff, Cliff?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
What would your dad do to you if you a
stole his or a friend's vehicle put a pump action
shotgun with several rounds of ammunition in the vehicle and
some weed in it when you were twelve years old
and you didn't get busted to you one hundred miles.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Down the road.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Man, I can't even begin to tell you what my
dad would do to me. My mom too. I had
both my parents went at twelve, so they would have
both got me and I'd have been like hung up
and skinned alive. Literally.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Hey, my mom was not afraid to whoop on our
ass either. She put my mom had hands, She was
not afraid to put the smack down.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
She you know, was like a boomerang.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I feel like that's a few times you could beat
your kid's ass, but still in the vehicle, throw the
shotgun in there and some weed in there.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's hey, man, that signed up for ass beating right there.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, Oh, we're not done with the punishment yet.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
They put you in there for your safety, right right?
Damn all right? Man takes to call home, We can
see me. Hello, VPI who's this.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Hey, this is Doug. I was calling about that TOODPI
or this story.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, man, go ahead, bro.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Hey, when I was fifteen, I got sent to prison
for robbing the store and shooting somebody during the process.
So I think my parents would have been like, yeah,
pretty much, that sounds right.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
How long do you How long were you in?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I did eight years straight, got out for a little bit,
and did a couple more stints back and forth.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
At what point did did you say that's enough?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
It was probably recently. I kind of I stabbed my
ex's neighbor for getting in our argument that we had
in a I kind of got a break, so I
figured out I didn't have too much luck left.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Right, At some point you kind of have to, man.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm killing you now. Though I got
a good job. I got my own place.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I just motorcycle, got my own shit.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's awesome, man.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I highly recommend using a different phrase than I'm killing
it though.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Right.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Really needed to find then it portion of that program. Yeah, man,
that's awesome and it's great to hear, and I'm happy
for you, man. I feel like everybody deserves when you,
especially you know, if there's a way. It's just weird
now saying this now, giving my circumstances, but you know,
if you do that time, if you serve your time.

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I feel like people that serve their time and get
out and come clean, you know, they they deserve those breaks.
You know, it's mean to keep on committing crimes that
you got to make the penalties more severe in a
twelve year olds commit those crimes. Man, some of that
on his size and the parents. Man, somebody just was

(22:58):
not there. But that kid didn't have a father, Bet
he didn't.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Man,