January 22, 2025 • 14 mins
Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey. Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stall Yeah sauce, Yeah you are stupid stories brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Nine inch Nails. Oh hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay sauce. Today's National Hot Sauce Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Maybe nine inch Nails has a hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know, I feel like most people are just gonna
wing it today. Shut up, scoop. Come on man, all right,
let's see billionaire's wealth grew by two trillion dollars in
twenty twenty four. You see that's that I did not.
I think it's well, I think it's people just sell eggs.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
There's an employee at aquarium in Japan, apparently I mentioned
the story yesterday. They saw that sunfish being all lonely.
They put a bunch of cardboard cutouts in front of it,
and then what happened. The sunfish got all happy. You
know what. I think that's the first story we ever
read about a fish being catfished. I wonder if he's
(01:07):
bummed out about that. Uh, you know, yesterday I mentioned,
oh god, what the rumors? Uh, Michelle and Barack Obama,
We're I guess getting divorced or people are talking about it.
Are they divorcing?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I thought it was real shocking that Bill and Hillary
weren't yet.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
There's a woman in South Carolina who copied another customer's
purchase at a convenience store. I guess, I guess that's
the thing, except she won two hundred thousand dollars as
a lottery prize. Oh, by copying another guy's purchase. It
just seems weird anyway, she said. In the story, this
is what's kind of funny. She says, the woman told
(01:52):
the kirk to give her twenty five dollars worth of
same five dollars tickets as the previous customer just bought.
And then she said, after she won the two hundred
th doledge, she said, well, I hope the gentleman in
front of me want something good too. You just rubbing
it in, lady, Let's just rub it in. Police arrested
twenty one year old men in Texas who was mistakenly
added to a family group text. Now what's crazy is
(02:16):
the family was discussing a nine month old baptism when
the suspect, this guy who was plugged in the text.
Remember that scene from I Think It's Better Off dead
where the dudes are on the telephone pole and this
is just like a black dude leans over, he sees,
I forgot the character in the trash. He goes, well,
(02:38):
somebody through away a perfectly good white boy. This guy
in the text, he asked him if they wanted to sell.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Him, sell the baby, sell the baby.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh good, like an animal house your women and children?
How much for your women and children? They said, that's
a nice Caucasian baby. How much you want for it?
He claimed he was serious and he tried to buy
the baby for five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Wow, is that insane? And he was just some dude
that ended up in their group chat for like a
mistype or something.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, by accident. He just he appeared in their group
text and then started texting him back like you know,
they pulled him into this.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know, buy a baby's.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Page or something.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Crazy people are out there like that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
New study found the most dangerous state for children to
live in is Texas. Mostly dude to all the child
abductions out there. Oh, Florida is second, California, Tennessee and
Georgia right out top five the best states for drivers.
I think this is funny. They say the best state
for drivers is Kansas. Well, that's because you can follow
sleep on you know, you can get catchup on you know,
(03:48):
sleep on the way into work. It's straight the turns
in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's why you.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Got an accident there, it's your fault, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I feel like you can follow. I take a good
power nap. You know, at least ten fifteen minutes in between,
you know where you need to turn. As long as
your alignment's good.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
On your car, you're solid.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A guy in Canada stud excavator. He caused over a
million dollars in damage. He blamed the owners for leaving
the keys in it and said, look, any big kid
is gonna play demolition derby.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
If they have keys to an excavator.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And you know what, I feel like you should get
off on that defense alone, because he's right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Left the keys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But judge, judge, hear me out, hear me out. A
million dollars in damages like that's some.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Work, right? Oh yeah too funny.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Let's see how about this guy pranked his grandma with
a fake lottery ticket. She's not conplain though. She scratched
it off, and she found out that she was getting
a great grandchild. Oh, that's a pretty cool lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All right, I'm okay at that plank.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, he told people magazines she'd been begging him for
a kid like so he made a fake lottery ticket
that announced that she was having a great grandchild. That's
pretty cool. And here's proved that God heats Fraser. Fraser's
overnight low minus forty four degrees.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Ooh oh, no, that is good. Was that last night, night,
night before last?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, dude met forty minus forty four. Who it looks
like the it's the lowest.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Uh, it could end up being the.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Coldest temperature recorded in the USA on that day.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wow, that is cold. That's not even windchill. That's just
flat out minus forty four.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dude, didn't you say Myrtle Beach had snow?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, Myrtle Beach had snow. A lot of the Gulf
Coast had snow, they were saying for the first time
ever on recorded, ever recorded.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So northern California father got arrested. Authority say he fell
asleep drunk and he rolled over in his five month
old baby.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Duties now facing charge of manslaughter, child abuse, resulting.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Great body injury.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Couldn't imagine like, oh twenty five, you get drunk and
roll over and.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh all right.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So what do you know about Jet Blue?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man? Do we have?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I never hear a lot about Jet Blue. I put
them along the same lines as like Spirit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I think. So I don't know if we're a main
hub for jet Blue.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, jet Blue apparently they just put in a press
release yesterday. I said, just Venmo us, So it looks
like you're gonna be able to pay for your flight
the same way you pay for your buddy's pizza. You can,
I guess you cause just shoot cash right at the
little airplane emoji and you're good to go. You still
(06:46):
got to obviously go through the motions choose your flight.
But now I guess there's an option where you could
pay using your Venmo balance.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh okay, I mean they do not.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Have to attract some younger customers, But it just that
seems wild. I didn't Venmo offers a They said, the
offer's a seamless payment option for customers who enjoy the
ease inconvenience of the Vemo platform. That's wild, man, add
not to the app we Venmo with somebody that loaned
us one hundred bucks yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Uh, it's wild too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We went to the park you know of the time
say Adulthood's worst hood I ever grew up in. But
we went to the hood of Puerto Rico yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Man, oh, how was that dude?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was so bad that my boy who was runnings around,
he's like, he said, did you leave a backpack him
in my jeep?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And I was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
He's like, yeah, let's go get that because they'll smash
they'll smash a window to grab a backpack.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
And I'm like, well, it's that parking lot's right there,
like we could see it. And he's like, yeah, there's
people sitting in cars right there too. And I'm like really,
and sure enough, there's just people sitting in cars waiting
for people to leave a you know, leave a bag
or a purse or park there and see what was
in it. And he's like, yeah, you know, you could
run red lights in Puerto Rico. Really, yeah, they run
(08:06):
red lights because because of the crime areas of Puerto
Rico where the cops, the police, nobody will pull you
over because if you know, if you sit there a light,
people will just car crazy. But people, Yeah, people will
just attack you. People will try to rob you. They'll
open your doors, they'll take your purse, your bag, your
(08:27):
car will take you. Yeah, they're like, yeah, this is
the part of town you don't want to stop in.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Huh there's no airbnbs in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, it's one thing for some guy to try to
clean your window. It's try to open your door, you know,
take your car. So this kind of a wild story.
The monkey's owner, this woman is it sounds like this
is something that's from another country.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
On January tenth, it's an Outabama. They were called Starbucks
because this woman pet monkey jumped through the Starbucks window
and attacked an employee.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh wow, Alabama, bro, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And here's what's crazy. She had more than one monkey
with her. Like, I'm fascinated by people that have one monkey.
This woman had a couple monkeys in her car. You're
just driving around with a monkey? Wow, that's insane going
to Starbucks? What does a monkey order from the Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anyway, I guess the monkey was an oldest night monkey.
They got the big eyes that looks like they don't
have her ears. The employee says she never interacted with
this female customer before. She said, as soon as a
woman lowered her window, the monkey came out of her car,
jumped through the window and started gnawing on her hand. Oh,
that would be terrifying. He just opened the Starbucks window
(09:56):
and this creature comes at you. It looks like it
see it climbed her arm. Oh, it started biting her ear.
Bro Wow, the attack ended. I guess another employee grabbed
the monkey threw it back out the window, taking down
monkey back. The monkey went in the woman's vehicle and
then the woman drove away. She came around and did
(10:18):
come in make sure the employee was okay, but she
wouldn't leave her information. The employee was taking the hospital
where she got multiple stitches and vaccinations, and apparently her
ear was in rough shape. She had to get a
bunch of stitches in her ear with.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A monkey bit her.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Tammy Gardner is a woman's name. She refused to comment
to the media, saying that she did not want to
put her monkey at risk. I think your monkey is
at risk when you put in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
In case you're wondering it is completely legal to have
a monkey in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Really, Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You don't have to have a permit or health inspection
or anything on those lines. I say, it's one of
the easiest places to actually get a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Dude, Come on, everybody kind of wants a monkey as
a pet.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I mean, I mean that's a good selling that's a
good selling point for moving to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I mean, it's probably the only selling point for moving
to Alabama, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, come to Alabama, you get a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You know how it says Welcome the Colorful Colorado when
you when you enter the state across the state line right,
and Alabama says, hey, well you could own monkeys. Welcome
to Alabama, where you could own a monkey. So she
apparently dresses these monkeys up a lot of times, the
costumes and diapers and leashes. The cops are now investigating.
(11:42):
I guess Tammy could be looking at some charges. They
didn't say what those are, but according to the information
provided about animal services, she's been cited for two municipal
violations evolving no restraining of the monkeys before. So her
monkeys are wild out here comes to the lady with
the monkeys but then you're known as the lady with
(12:05):
the monkeys, you know, then that's a that's a whole
nother layer on top of the cat lady.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, it's much better to be known as a monkey
lady than a cat lady.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Though. I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If your monkeys are attacking people, this is a third violation.
I don't know if that's good or bad. I would
argue that it's not. I mean, I don't think the
cats are going to leap out of the car. Well,
it sounds like a cat thing to do. But I
don't know, man, I don't know. It's a that's a
rough balance if Yeah, if your monkeys are biting people
(12:36):
and you got violations and attacking Starbucks workers, you're probably
gonna get a bad rep.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You're not looking at that Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, but what a cool pet to have, though, man, Like,
if you could get your like your monkey to attack
people like dogs who will attack people, you know, you
blow a whistle or a command or something right, and
they just go ape on you. Pard, that'd be wild.
Can you own a monkey in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Let's see here, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It is illegal to own a monkey in Colorado, the
state prohibits the ownership of primates, including monkeys.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well, how do you explain a lot of the datings?
All right, fine, no monkeys in Colorado, Alabama. But how
many states in the in the country allow monkeys? Is
that like an Alabama Alabama only thing? Be interesting in
to see You're right to kind of is a good
(13:42):
selling point. I mean, if you're gonna have a monkey.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
As of twenty sixteen, thirteen states in the United States
allow monkey ownership. Most states restricted.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Thirteen states.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
There you go, North Carolina, Florida, Nevada, Ohio, Texas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Alabama,
West Virginia, and Indiana. Some of them only allow those
pet cappuccine monkeys, like the little small ones.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, wow, man crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
All right, Well, there you have it some monkey news.
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stall Yeah sauce, Yeah you are stupid stories brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Nine inch Nails. Oh hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay sauce. Today's National Hot Sauce Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Maybe nine inch Nails has a hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know, I feel like most people are just gonna
wing it today. Shut up, scoop. Come on man, all right,
let's see billionaire's wealth grew by two trillion dollars in
twenty twenty four. You see that's that I did not.
I think it's well, I think it's people just sell eggs.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
There's an employee at aquarium in Japan, apparently I mentioned
the story yesterday. They saw that sunfish being all lonely.
They put a bunch of cardboard cutouts in front of it,
and then what happened. The sunfish got all happy. You
know what. I think that's the first story we ever
read about a fish being catfished. I wonder if he's
(01:07):
bummed out about that. Uh, you know, yesterday I mentioned,
oh god, what the rumors? Uh, Michelle and Barack Obama,
We're I guess getting divorced or people are talking about it.
Are they divorcing?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I thought it was real shocking that Bill and Hillary
weren't yet.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
There's a woman in South Carolina who copied another customer's
purchase at a convenience store. I guess, I guess that's
the thing, except she won two hundred thousand dollars as
a lottery prize. Oh, by copying another guy's purchase. It
just seems weird anyway, she said. In the story, this
is what's kind of funny. She says, the woman told
(01:52):
the kirk to give her twenty five dollars worth of
same five dollars tickets as the previous customer just bought.
And then she said, after she won the two hundred
th doledge, she said, well, I hope the gentleman in
front of me want something good too. You just rubbing
it in, lady, Let's just rub it in. Police arrested
twenty one year old men in Texas who was mistakenly
added to a family group text. Now what's crazy is
(02:16):
the family was discussing a nine month old baptism when
the suspect, this guy who was plugged in the text.
Remember that scene from I Think It's Better Off dead
where the dudes are on the telephone pole and this
is just like a black dude leans over, he sees,
I forgot the character in the trash. He goes, well,
(02:38):
somebody through away a perfectly good white boy. This guy
in the text, he asked him if they wanted to sell.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Him, sell the baby, sell the baby.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh good, like an animal house your women and children?
How much for your women and children? They said, that's
a nice Caucasian baby. How much you want for it?
He claimed he was serious and he tried to buy
the baby for five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Wow, is that insane? And he was just some dude
that ended up in their group chat for like a
mistype or something.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, by accident. He just he appeared in their group
text and then started texting him back like you know,
they pulled him into this.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know, buy a baby's.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Page or something.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Crazy people are out there like that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
New study found the most dangerous state for children to
live in is Texas. Mostly dude to all the child
abductions out there. Oh, Florida is second, California, Tennessee and
Georgia right out top five the best states for drivers.
I think this is funny. They say the best state
for drivers is Kansas. Well, that's because you can follow
sleep on you know, you can get catchup on you know,
(03:48):
sleep on the way into work. It's straight the turns
in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's why you.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Got an accident there, it's your fault, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I feel like you can follow. I take a good
power nap. You know, at least ten fifteen minutes in between,
you know where you need to turn. As long as
your alignment's good.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
On your car, you're solid.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A guy in Canada stud excavator. He caused over a
million dollars in damage. He blamed the owners for leaving
the keys in it and said, look, any big kid
is gonna play demolition derby.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
If they have keys to an excavator.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And you know what, I feel like you should get
off on that defense alone, because he's right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Left the keys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But judge, judge, hear me out, hear me out. A
million dollars in damages like that's some.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Work, right? Oh yeah too funny.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Let's see how about this guy pranked his grandma with
a fake lottery ticket. She's not conplain though. She scratched
it off, and she found out that she was getting
a great grandchild. Oh, that's a pretty cool lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All right, I'm okay at that plank.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, he told people magazines she'd been begging him for
a kid like so he made a fake lottery ticket
that announced that she was having a great grandchild. That's
pretty cool. And here's proved that God heats Fraser. Fraser's
overnight low minus forty four degrees.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Ooh oh, no, that is good. Was that last night, night,
night before last?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, dude met forty minus forty four. Who it looks
like the it's the lowest.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Uh, it could end up being the.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Coldest temperature recorded in the USA on that day.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wow, that is cold. That's not even windchill. That's just
flat out minus forty four.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dude, didn't you say Myrtle Beach had snow?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, Myrtle Beach had snow. A lot of the Gulf
Coast had snow, they were saying for the first time
ever on recorded, ever recorded.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So northern California father got arrested. Authority say he fell
asleep drunk and he rolled over in his five month
old baby.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Duties now facing charge of manslaughter, child abuse, resulting.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Great body injury.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Couldn't imagine like, oh twenty five, you get drunk and
roll over and.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh all right.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So what do you know about Jet Blue?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man? Do we have?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I never hear a lot about Jet Blue. I put
them along the same lines as like Spirit.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I think. So I don't know if we're a main
hub for jet Blue.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, jet Blue apparently they just put in a press
release yesterday. I said, just Venmo us, So it looks
like you're gonna be able to pay for your flight
the same way you pay for your buddy's pizza. You can,
I guess you cause just shoot cash right at the
little airplane emoji and you're good to go. You still
(06:46):
got to obviously go through the motions choose your flight.
But now I guess there's an option where you could
pay using your Venmo balance.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh okay, I mean they do not.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Have to attract some younger customers, But it just that
seems wild. I didn't Venmo offers a They said, the
offer's a seamless payment option for customers who enjoy the
ease inconvenience of the Vemo platform. That's wild, man, add
not to the app we Venmo with somebody that loaned
us one hundred bucks yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Uh, it's wild too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We went to the park you know of the time
say Adulthood's worst hood I ever grew up in. But
we went to the hood of Puerto Rico yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Man, oh, how was that dude?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was so bad that my boy who was runnings around,
he's like, he said, did you leave a backpack him
in my jeep?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And I was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
He's like, yeah, let's go get that because they'll smash
they'll smash a window to grab a backpack.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
And I'm like, well, it's that parking lot's right there,
like we could see it. And he's like, yeah, there's
people sitting in cars right there too. And I'm like really,
and sure enough, there's just people sitting in cars waiting
for people to leave a you know, leave a bag
or a purse or park there and see what was
in it. And he's like, yeah, you know, you could
run red lights in Puerto Rico. Really, yeah, they run
(08:06):
red lights because because of the crime areas of Puerto
Rico where the cops, the police, nobody will pull you
over because if you know, if you sit there a light,
people will just car crazy. But people, Yeah, people will
just attack you. People will try to rob you. They'll
open your doors, they'll take your purse, your bag, your
(08:27):
car will take you. Yeah, they're like, yeah, this is
the part of town you don't want to stop in.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Huh there's no airbnbs in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, it's one thing for some guy to try to
clean your window. It's try to open your door, you know,
take your car. So this kind of a wild story.
The monkey's owner, this woman is it sounds like this
is something that's from another country.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
On January tenth, it's an Outabama. They were called Starbucks
because this woman pet monkey jumped through the Starbucks window
and attacked an employee.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh wow, Alabama, bro, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And here's what's crazy. She had more than one monkey
with her. Like, I'm fascinated by people that have one monkey.
This woman had a couple monkeys in her car. You're
just driving around with a monkey? Wow, that's insane going
to Starbucks? What does a monkey order from the Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anyway, I guess the monkey was an oldest night monkey.
They got the big eyes that looks like they don't
have her ears. The employee says she never interacted with
this female customer before. She said, as soon as a
woman lowered her window, the monkey came out of her car,
jumped through the window and started gnawing on her hand. Oh,
that would be terrifying. He just opened the Starbucks window
(09:56):
and this creature comes at you. It looks like it
see it climbed her arm. Oh, it started biting her ear.
Bro Wow, the attack ended. I guess another employee grabbed
the monkey threw it back out the window, taking down
monkey back. The monkey went in the woman's vehicle and
then the woman drove away. She came around and did
(10:18):
come in make sure the employee was okay, but she
wouldn't leave her information. The employee was taking the hospital
where she got multiple stitches and vaccinations, and apparently her
ear was in rough shape. She had to get a
bunch of stitches in her ear with.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A monkey bit her.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Tammy Gardner is a woman's name. She refused to comment
to the media, saying that she did not want to
put her monkey at risk. I think your monkey is
at risk when you put in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
In case you're wondering it is completely legal to have
a monkey in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Really, Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You don't have to have a permit or health inspection
or anything on those lines. I say, it's one of
the easiest places to actually get a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Dude, Come on, everybody kind of wants a monkey as
a pet.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I mean, I mean that's a good selling that's a
good selling point for moving to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I mean, it's probably the only selling point for moving
to Alabama, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, come to Alabama, you get a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You know how it says Welcome the Colorful Colorado when
you when you enter the state across the state line right,
and Alabama says, hey, well you could own monkeys. Welcome
to Alabama, where you could own a monkey. So she
apparently dresses these monkeys up a lot of times, the
costumes and diapers and leashes. The cops are now investigating.
(11:42):
I guess Tammy could be looking at some charges. They
didn't say what those are, but according to the information
provided about animal services, she's been cited for two municipal
violations evolving no restraining of the monkeys before. So her
monkeys are wild out here comes to the lady with
the monkeys but then you're known as the lady with
(12:05):
the monkeys, you know, then that's a that's a whole
nother layer on top of the cat lady.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, it's much better to be known as a monkey
lady than a cat lady.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Though. I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If your monkeys are attacking people, this is a third violation.
I don't know if that's good or bad. I would
argue that it's not. I mean, I don't think the
cats are going to leap out of the car. Well,
it sounds like a cat thing to do. But I
don't know, man, I don't know. It's a that's a
rough balance if Yeah, if your monkeys are biting people
(12:36):
and you got violations and attacking Starbucks workers, you're probably
gonna get a bad rep.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You're not looking at that Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, but what a cool pet to have, though, man, Like,
if you could get your like your monkey to attack
people like dogs who will attack people, you know, you
blow a whistle or a command or something right, and
they just go ape on you. Pard, that'd be wild.
Can you own a monkey in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Let's see here, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It is illegal to own a monkey in Colorado, the
state prohibits the ownership of primates, including monkeys.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well, how do you explain a lot of the datings?
All right, fine, no monkeys in Colorado, Alabama. But how
many states in the in the country allow monkeys? Is
that like an Alabama Alabama only thing? Be interesting in
to see You're right to kind of is a good
(13:42):
selling point. I mean, if you're gonna have a monkey.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
As of twenty sixteen, thirteen states in the United States
allow monkey ownership. Most states restricted.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Thirteen states.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
There you go, North Carolina, Florida, Nevada, Ohio, Texas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Alabama,
West Virginia, and Indiana. Some of them only allow those
pet cappuccine monkeys, like the little small ones.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, wow, man crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
All right, Well, there you have it some monkey news.
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