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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stot y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you by lunch.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's not too early to start thinking about.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It, Okay, thinking thinking terariocy madness.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I like that place. Uh all right, another story about
gen zers. I'll just give the headline. Sixty one percent
of gen zers can't make an omelet. Oh uh, you
fold an egg man, that's it. Just there you go.
I guess A learning about gangs event had to be
canceled in Canada because there was quote threats of potential
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violence end quote. Well what's all you need to know
about gangs? I feel like there you go, you learned. Yep. Yeah.
A drug dealer was wearing three pairs of pants, was
found with drugs hidden inside of his well you know,
oh yeah that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I would have thought with all those pockets he would
have had drugs in one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Nope, he needed three pairs of pants hold his butt
cheeks together. He had a lot of drugs in the
you know, yeah that spot. Deputy in Florida's acused of
trying to smuggle drugs into a cruise this is a
deputy a cruise ship in the skittles bags like, because
we expect the higher standard from you man, put them
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in your butt like all the other criminals. Uh, all right,
So it looks like the rumors we've been hearing about
it for a while, but they were true. What rumors?
The Wendy's was partnering with the Girl Scouts for an
official thin miant frosty oo d Yeah that sounds delicious.
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I feel like that's overdue. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do I have any details when it's coming out?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Apparently next week or so? Okay, all right then mint Frosty.
That sounds awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I want to say Girl Scout Cookie season starts up
on like Saturday, or at least they.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Start down orders. Yeah, that would fall into place. Yeah, damn, hey,
that sounds good. That's yeah. Anyway, here's something's interesting. Now'll
tie it to another story halfway in just a second.
Ninety one percent of men, ninety one percent of single men,
and ninety four percent of single women say dating is tough.
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Is that not crazy? What makes it so tough? Nowadays?
There's a new study that has shown that winning fights
makes men want to start more fights.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, duh, you start getting good at it, you want
doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're like, hey, I need to tune up a little bit.
Let's get on. Yeah, I mean, that's hashtag man problems.
According to you to study, West Virginia is the worst
state to be single. But you know, I guess that
is unless you have a lot of cousins. It is
West Virginia. Dude. I don't know if you're a big
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Selena Gomez fan. I know, Scoop is she got drug yesterday. Man,
she was all over the internet, you guys here she
was crying for people getting deported. I was like, I
just want to say, I'm so sorry. Yeah, apparently she said,
I don't understand. I'm so sorry. I wish I could
do something about it. I can't. I'll try, you think,
I promise. But here's the problem. She got drug. Because
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all the people they've deported right now are criminals, people
that have been, you know, committing crimes. And unfortunately, there's
a lot of them that are really violent sex offenders.
You know, twelve year old you know her up and
just were savage on her four hours things like that.
That's who they deported. And unfortunately for Selena, she wasn't
on there crying about that. So she got drug online.
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She was like yeah, then she posted a video. Apparently
it's not okay to show empathy for people. Yeah, that's
the problem. You didn't show empathy for the real victims.
You only showed empathy for people being deported who guess
what are criminals? So yeah, dumb decision on her part.
Is this gonna be dumb on Starbucks partner? Well back
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through the basics, and that's misspelling customers names. Starbucks is
going back to well stuff they used to do, like
writing people's names with the sharpie on their cup, and
that means you know a lot of misspelled names, right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't know every time I've ever been they've written
the name on a cup, but I don't go that
regular enough to know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Was that time you went? I think they stopped at
a while back.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I want to say for New Year, as I
grabbed some for Julian and I oh, they wrote like
high or have.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A great day or the smiley face. It wasn't like
a name, right, you know, how do they know it's yours? Done?
Let's call out your name when they go up there.
When I was at SIMA, there was Starbucks in the thing,
and they didn't they didn't write our names on it anymore.
I can't. I can't recall the last time I actually
went to the Starbucks Starbucks. But anyway, Starbucks is making
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some changes, turning back clock and making the experience cool
and fun again, because that's what I remember Starbucks being
cool and fun. Oh yeah, and less corporate. Uh. They're
going back to handwriting customers' names in their cups with sharpies.
They're also bringing back the milk and sugar stations which
were removed during the pandemic there, and they've never brought
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him back. They previously said they wanted people to hang
out inside of Starbucks again, so they were going to
be more strict about booting people who were not paying
you know, customers, you know, the homeless people and the
people writing you know, their next novel. To go along
with that, they're going I guess they're going to back
to using ceramic cups for inside the store again. Oh okay,
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and not for everybody, free refills for some you know,
for here orders. I guess there is so I don't know,
all right, overall not maybe not a bad thing, right.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean, I remember the old coffee shop culture of
like the mid nineties where that was like the cool
thing to go hang out and.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
For your Wi Fi as well, before internet. I just
remember that it would be in like the you know,
the place where you could get online and use them fi.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But they would have nice, big comfy couches there for
you and they'd serve it up in you know, a
big bowl of get like a bowl of cappuccino. Oh
really like Paris on the Platt used to do that.
Used to be a coffee shop that you know, kids
would go down smoke clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And yeah they never been there. No Paris on the Plat, Yeah,
no so much, all right. According to report out of
the UK, a mix up involving British nuclear subs almost
kicked out an international incident with Russia. UK Navy was
scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater and thought that
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you heard Russian throne subs. The same sound was heard
at least twice. Okay, same sound twice. Apparently they were
freaking out on that. Oh my god. They thought Russia
was dropping listening devices on the ocean floor to track
British nuclear subs, but after analyzing the sounds, they now
think it well was whale farts, well farts, Okay, they've
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been mistaken for enemy subs before. A source in the
military said, they're still studying the data and they're taking
it very seriously, but they are currently I think it
was just a gassy whale. That's it. Nothing else, Just
a big old' whale fart. That's funny. I don't care
who you are. Everybody's all up in Russia is not
going to evade Europe. It's so funny. And believe me,
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there are a lot there are a lot more things
in place before we go launching nukes or Britain goes
launching nukes because of a sound on the bottom of
the ocean floor that they heard twice. But in the
story they like to scare people, and they said, oh,
people freaking out. Uh, this is something you might freak
out over, dude. New research found that eight and ten men.
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Remember that study I just gave you said ninety four
percent of females think dating is hard nowadays. So new
research says eight and ten men think AI girlfriends will
replace real lovers. Many people out there the mint that they
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find dating hard and many struggling to meet the one.
So it's no surprise that with technology advancing quickly, a
lot of people are turning into artificial intelligence. They helped
boost their love life and instead of just helping him
craft their dating profile or come up with chats. You know,
it's weird because in the story they they mentioned a
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lot of people that have like fake girlfriends, but they
just chat them up. They just talk back and forth.
They don't like have like physical contact with him. It's weird.
It's like an app.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I get ads for some of those on some of
the games that I play on my phone. Really they're like, hey,
you want a girlfriend, We'll make you a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm saving my money so I get a good one.
But yeah, they say that they come up with chat
ai bots, and some folks actually, you know, think trading
human partners for AI bots is going to be the
way of the future. This future ologist, uh doctor Ian
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Pearson said with eighty five percent accuracy rate for his forecast,
that's pretty significant. He said, well, this is what they
say to the story. He broke the internet by claiming
that sex with the robots will overtake sex with humans
by twenty fifty or sooner. Okay, New research suggests that
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this future may be closer than we think, as the
majority of people are already open to what they say
is intimacy with Ai. So Eva AI It's an AI
Girlfriend platform decided to explore whether men are ready to
embrace their cyber intimacy revolution. Here's the survey of two
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thousand men. Okay, oh, man, I gotta stand up for
this one. So wow. Servia two thousand men revealed that
eight and ten men believe AI girlfriends could fully replace
human companionship, and eighty one percent would even consider marrying
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one if it was legal. Wow. What wow?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
So to coincide with that story, I think it was
last week with Cees at Las Vegas, maybe the week
before that, but they unveiled Aria, which is a virtual
girl that is you know, it's a it's an actual
physical robot one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Let's see Aria. Holy moly.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They still have that not quite real look.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, but there's some dudes out there like reel enough
for me, right, you know she looks like that. She
looks like Mega Fox in that movie that's uh that's
out on that Yeah, yeah dude, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
But it's still falls into that. It's called the uncanny
valley where it looks like a person, but there's something
just off about it enough to.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Where it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Once they get past that point of it, Yeah, that's
where that eighty percent will be coming into.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Dude, there is no joke. There's a I mean, you
need to see her move again. I guess there's a
still shot of it right here. And she you know,
it's wild because she looks I mean, she looks real
enough that you would.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Like, if you take your glasses all, yeah, yeah, you'd
be like, yeah, there's a real girl sitting next to me.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Let they blink and.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right why she move her head that way? I wonder,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
She could be yours for one hundred and seventy five thousands.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's a stupid amount of money and that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
But think, how about you spend on a real girl friend.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, you're right, I'm not giving her half the house. Dude.
Here's the last paragraph of this story is probably the
most revealing. Says about sex with robots might not surpass
human intimacy until you know they're saying twenty forty twenty
fifty AI companionship is accelerating insanely fast. Eighty three percent
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of the respondents say they believe they can form a
deep emotional bond with an AI girlfriend. Dude, that's scary. Yeah,
I mean that's a little damn. That's to be honest.
I'm sad, all right. Speaking of technology and where it's
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taking us, we've all seen the cyber truck. Yeah, we
pay for a cyber truck. Nowadays, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What a new cyber truck goes for.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Go look online to see if you can find a
slightly used one to see what is going for. Because
there's a dude, this is crazy story. A guy's cyber
truck was totaled by an eastcooter. Oh, how did that happened?
What'd you find?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Looks like there's a couple of dealers around town that
have them. I'm in the ballpark of eighty three thousand
to eighty six thousand. Somewhere in that ball range is
a couple of local dealers have that listed.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So this test a cyber truck through. This owner shares
how much money lost after his electric truck was involved
in an accident with a knees scooter. Following the crash,
his insurance company sided total cyber truck. That's a total doubt, dude.
That wouldn't happen to a Silverado or a ram apparently, dude,
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what's crazy. The insurance provider said it would only pay
for the current fair market value price of the vehicle,
all right, which is right there? What'd you say?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That price was around eighty five thousand?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
All right? He goes, not the saying the story. That
wouldn't be much of a problem. However, cyber truck owner
bought his truck back in January twenty twenty four, the
height of the cyber truck craze, after paying a broker
fifty thousand dollars over MSRP to be one of the
first people to have that cyber truck. The owner paid
one hundred and ninety eight thousand dollars to purchase his
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early all electric truck. One hundred and ninety eight thousand
dollars he paid for a cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
So they were selling for about one forty one forty
five ish because he paid an extra just to get
it early.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Right, Yes, Okay, his insurance company, i'll state, only offering
to pay him fair market value, and they say that
value is seventy seven thousand dollars. Yeah, so that owner
paid one hundred ninety eight thousand by his nickel, seventy
seven thousand is the current fair market value price on it,
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which which is brutal. That means he's got to pay
ninety four thousand and five hundred dollars out of pocket
for a total vehicle. Ooh huh, because he still owes
one hundred and seventy one thousand dollars on it.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Oh oh, he's hardly paid any of that off.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, he don't went own it for a year. He
paid one hundred and eight thousand, uh, seventy seven thousand
fair market value. That leads him with one hundred and
twenty one thousand left on the purchase. So he's he's in.
He's in it for that like oh dude, Oh, he's
gonna get mopped up. It's one of those things where
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there was such a demand. So yesterday I went over
and I met with some of the guys at the
Sharpest Rides. I just wanted to see their layout, how
they do the business, and because you know, I'll read
things online, I want to go figure out who's advertising
the station. So they had a bunch of a bunch
of Teslas out there, and he was telling me the
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Teslas just had a massive reduction in price, like the
y Modos are not making anymore or something like that,
and they're they just did a big production run on
a bunch of them. So the value of the Teslas,
he he had them all there for. I mean, these
are newer. These are twenty ones, like you know that
that ballpark twenty two's and they were in the low
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mid twenties. Oh wow, yeah, but are those four door
some of them, I mean depending on which one you get.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Right, but those are new enough that you could use
those for like Uber or Righthair stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I mean, yeah, that's a good price.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's a good price for one of those.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Dude. I was kind of surprise. Yeah, I'll kind of
Porsches and you know, GTRs ZL one Corvette there, the
ZR one. I was like, damn's the A C six model? Nasty? Anyway, Yeah,
apparently Tesla just dropped the price on a lot of
the Testa models. So that's not for me. You know,
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it doesn't work where I'm at, you know, just just cauz.
I don't know what's the rains on the testa three
hundred miles or something, three hundred and fifty or something.
I want him older ones. I don't know, not my
cup of tea, but for somebody maybe doing that ride
share thing.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Two seventy five to three thirty five on the y
why model.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I drive that. That would freak me out because
I drive that a regular day. You know, it's you know,
thirty some miles come to work. He's won one direction,
so you know, for me, I'm like, eh, probably not
where I need to be. But I mean as long
as you plug it in every night. I mean if
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you forget to plug it in, then you got issues. Yeah,
no doubt. Uh. And lastly, twenty eight year old man
Connecticut named Logan Murmas the Safari Murma Safari, that's his
real name. Okay. Anyway, he got pulled over early yesterday morning.
The cops spotted him speeding down the highway at more
than one hundred and thirty miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yep, that's illegal and I believe fifty of those states.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, and uh a Puerto Rico anyway, one hundred
thirty miles an hour when they talked to him. Obviously,
the dude been drinking. His slurrege speech was a dead giveaway.
His eyes were all glassy, he reaped of alcohol. He
failed his sobriety test a number of times. They arrested him,
But the cops did ask Logan, hey, man, why are
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you speeding? You ready for this? It's the dumbest excuse
we've ever heard for speeding home, especially when you're hammered.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, Logan, why are you driving so fast?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Man? I'm just rushing to get home so I can
see my cat. Yeah, and no reason. His cat wouldn't hurt.
Nothing wrong with his cat. He was just excited to
get home and see the damn cat. What's wrong with
this dude? He needs somebody needs to talk to this man.
He's in a serious world of hurt. What. Yeah, I'll
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just need to get home and see my cat. Cat
about to die? Is it last? Right? No? Man, just
miss him? Man. Ain't nobody miss a cat that much? Nope. Sorry.
If it's a dog, you might get by with it,
but a cat, no, restless man. Lock him up for
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a long time. He needs help. All right, there, you
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