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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBP I and your show time for
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There we go, John Batiste. He is singing the national
anthem this year for the Super Bowl and the under
over for length if you're betting on that one hundred
and twenty point five seconds.
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Sweet? Okay, all right too to news dund What do
you know about Sama hayek Oh, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's hot Mary, She's not married to an ultra rich dude.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She has shared her secret for a flawless complexion, and
ladies don't want to pay attention to this. It's very
important because I think she's onto something here. You know
what her secret to a flawless complexion is?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Scoop? What's that is?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
To make sure everybody's so obsessed with your boobs they
don't even notice your skin on your face?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
To say it?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Netflix is open the restaurant in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, I think they have an l A one, don't
they They do?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
For what?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I think they do like themed menus when big shows
come out, like they'll have like a Stranger themes sort
of themed menu.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Can you use your parents' password?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
To get in that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right, there's an AI company called Anthropic. Apparently they're
asking job applicants not to use AI in their job applications. Now,
come on, that's that's where we're at nowadays. That's where
we're at. Now. Look, here's a here's how Philadelphia keeps
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a classy. There's a new hot T shirt in Philadelphia,
and now I imagine you go see a lot of
these everywhere. The T shirt just says F Taylor Swift.
Oh you got the Egos logo on it. So F
Taylor Swift, Like, damn, that's their T shirt for the game.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I've seen a lot of things digging at Taylor Swift's boyfriend,
but not a lot directly at Taylor.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah. Eh, just F Taylor Swift. Ay. So this happened
just when you thought the price of eggs couldn't go
any higher. There's a big, old, large semi filled with
eggs just crashed in Los Angeles early yesterday morning. Not
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a single e. They wouldn't have won. Humpty dumpty. Make
it out of that one at all. A And just
when you thought flying couldn't get any worse, two and
a half hour American Airlines flight apparently had zero working water, none,
but they still well, they still did the flight. They
told passengers just make sure to use the restroom before boarding.
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Oh damn, wow, man has quality control really plummeted?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Ice bath and ice bath is well, it's stupid if
you ask me an ice bath, something I'd never ever
ever want to do. I think those things suck. God,
I mean, it's like being on fire, but you're not
on fire. It's not even warm. So apparently when it
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comes to ice baths or ice baths the bass that's
hard to say. There's a yeah, there's really no health benefits.
All those dumb dumbs on social media, like I get
into ice bath it helps with you know, inflammation. So
it's very it's very weird how they they phrase the
benefits because they're very timely and their benefits don't last
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very long at all, So it's kind of like for
all the pain and suffering, Yes, it's not really that
at that beneficial, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Say, they don't last very long.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You're talking five minutes, five hours, five days once set out.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They call them cold water immersions. Their benefits are very
time dependent. Information increases immediately stress reduction only courage twelve
hours aver exposure. Regular code showers led to twenty nine
percent fewer sick days at work, but didn't affect how
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long illness has lasted. When people did get sick, and
while some benefits were observed for sleep quality and overall
well being, most effects faded after ninety days, suggesting suggesting
more researches is needed. Blah blah blah blah, But here
it is. There's been plenty of influencers and celebrities. Blah
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blah blah. TI there's here you go suppose benefits for
everything from mood enhancement to immune syste and boosting. Now,
a new systematic review and analysis analysis cuts through the
highpend reveals how cold water immersions actually affects the human body.
Analyzing data from eleven studies over three thousand, two hundred participants,
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they found that cold water immersions may offer some health benefits.
These effects are highly time dependent and context specific. Code
water immersion has been extensively researched and used in sporting
contexts to help athletes recover, but despite its growing popularity
among health and well being in circles, little is known
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about the effects on where's it effects on general population,
more research than need basically, but yeah, I'll be claimed.
I don't know benefits of it of cold water immersions sounds.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Like you have to get in right after a workout
and it really doesn't last all that long.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, and apparently go to if you're a pro at
something and.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The overall well being stuff is like, yeah, not worth
at all getting in that ice. Like, to me, that's
the most miserable thing you'd ever do.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
When I heard Moon improvement, I'm like, that helps somebody's moon,
Yet it I'd be very angry if I woke up
to that.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It shows them that nothing will get worse than that
in their day. They start their day with that and
nothing all uphill. Yeh. Here's a story out of Michigan.
Looks like an elementary school is put on lockdown Monday morning.
I had to report that a student was in possession
of a weapon. The County sheriff Office, the city police,
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Michigan State Police, and tribal police were all called. Kennedy
Elementary in Philler Township. An eleven year old student was
identified and deputy's found that this eleven year old was
in possession of a green water pistol, oh a water gun.
He had no intention on using it on any of
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the students. He just had in his backpack from one
of his summer trips, and there was yeah, yeah, it's
scary that there's a water pistols.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Reloading at the water fountain.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I saw him in the sink so a while back
to me in Florida, its kind of funny. He uh,
his name is Jason for Guestco. He went to a
Hyundai dealership to find a new vehicle, well, a used vehicle.
They looked into it, and well, they denied him because apparently,
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well Jason doesn't have the best credit. Uh. Jason got
him set, goes out to the parking lot and as
he's leaving, he starts checking some of the other used
vehicles and fire a used vehicle with keys still in
it just got back the test drive. Okay, so what
Jason do? I could let you guess. I don't need
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credit for this, right, this one's free. I found the
keys right in it. Yeah, he stole it, stole a
car right from the lot. I thought he didn't have
a problem tracking Jason down for several reasons, but the
good ones, well, the car had a GPS sensor in it. Oh,
so they're like, look, here he is turning on this road.
Here he is turned on this road and number two.
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Jason had just given his address and all the info
to the dealership that he was trying to get the
financing from him, so they had every bit of information
they need on him. Jason admitted to the police that
he stole the vehicle because he was denied a car loan.
He said that he had no choice because he spent
his last fifty dollars to uber to the dealership trying
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to get a car.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You don't think he'd have to put some money down
or anything. No, I'm just hearing my good name. It's hilarious,
dumb ass. That's not how dealerships work, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Last a month, the woman went online asking people for
cleaning tips. Oh, okay, here's the problem. She noticed that
everything in her house turning green, and she couldn't figure
out what was causing it. Oh that'd worry me, wouldn't you?
Green everything, cats, cushions, bed sheets, carpeting, her own socks,
phone charger, even her cat.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh the cat's green.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Hmm. And it approached about it. She showed pictures where
he could clearly see a green hue showing up on everything.
Apparently she tested from mold. That wasn't it. She tested
her detergent, but that wasn't it either. A lot of
theories started popping up in the comments section, and then
one person suggested it could be well, jeans from old
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Navy because quote, they stained everything. A woman said that
herd her husband aren't jeans people, and then the woman
commented said, imagine this is how you discover he's having
an affair with some old navy wearing woman, right, and
sure enough, that was it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Really, dude, listen to this.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
The woman later posted update saying that she didn't take
the comments seriously at first, but her husband had been
acting strangely. Started looking at his bank statements for old
Navy purchases, didn't find anything, but then she looked through
his phone and she found evidence of an affair. And
the other woman in some photos were wearing jeans from.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh wow, can you believe that that's some detective work there?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I mean, really, I never would have put those two together.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They were washing their jeans.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
What's the what's the cat? Why is the cat? And ball?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know what they're doing with the cat man.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
And just laying on the jeans.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I guess I don't know. Laying on a woman's lap.
I guess that's where the stain rubs off on the couch. Look, oh,
maybe you need to get a hold of your jeans.
Apparently all right, and this is kind of funny, are
you tall Man was arrested and accused of manslaughter after
shooting his friend in the chest because he claimed he
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could dodge bullets. Sounds like something me and my friends
would do, right, We have talked about I have a
police shield. You know those you know those swat teams
where they had that shield that says police and they're
holding off of you know, they're holding the line. They
got these shields there. Well they say they're bulletproof. I've
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got one. I do you want my friends to shoot me?
Twenty three year old Ashton Jonathan Mann see again Jonathan?
Is it John or is it Nathan bro Anyway? He
was arrested yesterday one kind of second degree felony manslaughter
one third uh oh on third degree felony charged related
to firearms for this incident where they well, they claimed
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that it was involving guns and a lot of marijuana use.
They they found an unresponsive young man when police got there,
with a gunshot wound to his chest, lining on the floor.
The victim was quickly taking the nearby hospital. Doctors said
they could not save his life. He told police that
he shot his friend after he bragged it he could
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dodge a bullet. During questioning, twenty three year old suspect
told police that he and his buddy were hanging out
the kitchen smoking a lot of marijuana. I mean it
sounds like sounds like.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
A good Friday night, right, sounds like how something like
this would start?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Does you know what? I bet I could dodge a bullet?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I gotta see this right, This is robert sweed.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
So they were mostly talked about guns at one point,
and it moved into the garage. They continue their conversation
about guns. Then apparently they were handling a couple of
firearms because that's what you do. But hey, you know
what I could dodge be a bullet. You think you
dodge a bullet from this gun right here? Let me
see that gun right there that could probably dodge How
about this gun right here that looks like a yeah,
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slow bullet, definitely a slow bullet. Uh. Anyway, they were
handling two firearms, and then Ashton's friend started talking about
how he could quote dodge a bullet. After seemingly unloading
both guns, the two friends decided to test the victim's
bullet dodging abilities. Oh man, this is where, this is
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where you really got to question things. Right. Ashton would
fire the quote empty gun at his friend and he
would try to jump out of the way as quickly
as possible. This sounds as dumb as you can possibly get. Anyway,
They reportedly played this game about six times. Oh okay,
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only the sixth time Man fired a bullet. That's the
dude's name, his last name Man Ashton Man. And apparently,
uh yeah, the sixth time he did it, Man fired
a bullet. He hit his friend in the chest. Oh yeah,
he said. The final time the gun fired, stracking the
victim in the chest. Twenty three year old told police
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that he tried giving his friend first aid until the
ambulance arrived, but remained unresponsive.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Let's see. The search of home, investigators found two handguns,
ammunition magazines, as well as all kinds of paraphernalia consistent
with a lot of marijuana use. They found bongs. Uh
that's a uh yeah, that is a stupid story. Come on, man,
what do you think they just they didn't empty the
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clip all the way.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
First five, the first five were empty, and they're like,
all right, I've seen your moves.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I think you can do this.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh they put it round in the chamber right like
a revolvers died.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like the first five were just practice. He's like, oh,
you got this, You've had some warm ups.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Uh yeah, but everybody knows you start with wrench. If
you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodge ball.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know where bullets come under that range, but
somewhere after wrench.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Probably at least two or three more down the list,
and a reminder, it's think of mailman da not like
they do on Pornhub. Though that's a little it's a
little far