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February 11, 2025 • 12 mins
Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories
brought to you by do.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Your favorite Tuesday firing up today about eight thirty.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, we got a good day.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Man. How we may start about ten minutes early, hopefully
if we can get a hold of this guy with
a sko fum me page.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uh man, oh man, man. You ever heard of road
rage like this? Now? This is I'll be honest, this
is road rage.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Is done right, done right.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm never a.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Fan of road rage, but you know what happens, but
this is road rage where a driver starts shooting fireworks
at another person's vehicle.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh okay, like a Roman candle. I mean I feel
like that'd be awesome. Like mother trucker. Are they shooting
Roman candles or bottle rockets and one another? That'd be amazing.
I'd be like, Wow, that was awesome. That would be
cool to see. Uh a burglar let um please.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
On a high speed pursuit, he was eventually caught hiding
in somebody's backyard because officers followed his footsteps in the
snow to check his dumb ass down after he crashed,
you dumb, dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Domino's in the UK is launch a Pepperoni inspired perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
You smell like pizza hut?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean you? Yeah, I'm trying to think like Pepperoni
pizza yesterday. I mean, I guess this smells okay, But
do I want my partners smell like that? I don't
think so.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyway. Nothing says I love you like free subways?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Uh, subways off and a Bible and get one free
subs Valentine's Day?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh yeah, you gotta order through that though.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh, Monica's gonna be someone pressed, baby got I got
you a meat balls of for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Is that monica his order? Or is that just what
you get for?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you know Monica's order as subway?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, I don't know where order because we never eat there.
I think a chicken taraokee deal? Is that sweet onion
chicken taraokee deal?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think she's had that before.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
But yeah, no, I'm not gonna bring her a subway, say,
unless I want to get killed. Researchers had developed a
new type of asphalt. Apparently this stuff is capable of
repairing its own cracks over time. Oh it sounds impressive,
Yeah it does. How does it know one is cracked?
Oh we tell rider. He was trying to pull my

(02:37):
sweatpants down the other day and I was like, look,
everybody's ass is broke.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
We all got a crack in it. I feel like
this dude is going to be mayor of Greeley at
some point.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
So this tattoo is trending on Reddit, is being shared
all over Reddit because the guy has shaved his eyebrows
and on his right eye he has Greeley. On his
left eye, he has this Colorado along with all kinds
of other head tattoos. And you know he's got his
like a beard tattooed up to his like bottom lip.

(03:09):
So it's all kind of dishoveling. But the Greeley Colorado
thing really to me. Screams like this dude loves Greeley,
Like this is the kind of commitment to your hometown
that you want to see.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Like, man, he is a big fan of Greeley. I
can just tell you he is.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know what he does for a job, but
they need to hire him just to stand on I
don't know whatever that is.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He needs that sign as to come in welcome to.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Greeley, right, just waving everybody hi, right.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
And he needs to do it underneath the billboard of
his eyebrows, so everybody's aware of the fifty First Dates
movie Drew Barrymore Adam Sandler is cute.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
He tries to winter over every days.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, he does this sailboat thing and takes her
family shows her a you know, and they kept showing
her a VHS tape, which is good, like of knows,
but it's what she missed and you know. Anyway, it's
a cute little story. But there's a real life version
of that. It's called fifty thousand First Dates and apparently
he's gonna premiere on Prime video. It's a woman who

(04:15):
suffers from the amnesia and forgets her fiance and he's
got a reminder and win her over.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like all the time. Oh wow, crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Can you imagine how insanely tough that would be or just.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Like, you know, how frustrating, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh I bet there's some days you're like, you know what, man,
I need a break.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm not doing this today.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm not doing I'm not your fiance today. I'm gonna
wait like three days.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
She's not gonna remember today tomorrow. Anyway, You're just ghost
her for a few days. She was mad.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
You suck all right.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Post Malone stops by the Halan Wolf Bar. It's in
New Orleans, just outside the French Quarter. He leaves a
two thousand dollars tip for a server named Heather Foster.
But according to the post from Heather, she went to
cash out that generous tip and.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
The Square did she uses? They used the Square device.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, it would only allow her to keep two hundred because,
according to Square, they claimed the tip was too high.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh oh, what jerks over there?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
What is up with that? Wow?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I mean, to be fair, it does look a little fraudulent,
but I think you you know, you look at it
and you're like post Malone, Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I mean, she shared it.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
We got a photo of the receipt with the two
thousand tip from Post which caught the eye of members
of the New Orleans City.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Council to investigate. So apparently they've reached out to the Square
to ask them what was up.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
The company responded that they were looking into the issue
now and it was I guess they would.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Get her the money.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
But I guess if that, I guess that's all right
for protocols of like having a max of two hundred
and then you know they can call it.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Right, right, I think most banks do that, right, yeah, right, Yeah,
if there's a way to write to reconcile that the
difference after it's been investigated, and because if a person
gets that money, then sure, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
But if it's fraud, they'd much rather lose out on
two hundred than two thousands, right for that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
All right, Well, this is the first time I've ever
I don't know, I've rooted for fat. Brian Adams was
supposed to play a show in Australia on Sunday Night,
but it had to be canceled due to what they
call fat burg. I got iceberg, but fat a fat
burg is an accumulation of non biodegradable solids like fat

(06:55):
oil in grease. And you know, if you throw a
wet wipe er two in there, I'm sure it gets
bonded up, but anyway, it blocks the entire sewer system.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh and.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I guess the Brian Adams concert in Perth, Australia.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Had to be canceled because of a fat berg.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Couldn't just keep flushing?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Huh, just a wall of dude, I don't know colagulated,
just I don't know natys all right, So this is
kind of a cool headline. Couple caught in air quotes
unnatural act in front of windy So unnatural. I feel

(07:46):
like most acts are gonna get busted for a kind
of natural.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
With Valentine's Day approaching, is there anything more romantic than well,
getting on with your partner in broad daylight in front
of a windy's So according to the police, dude, how
do you pronounce his name? Dimitria Wilson?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right? God?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
And Tomorrio? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Dmitri Wilson and Tomorrio Morell were caught on Saturday afternoon,
clear Water, Florida. The couple was busted. The charge was
performing an unnatural act. Wilson to Merrow. Both have a
lengthy rap sheets remain locked up. Uh, I don't a
five hundred dollars bond. They've each pleaded not guilty.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Uh. Man, that is a.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Who that's a that's a looker, all right, so let
speak a looker. How about this Texas game wards bust
a man? Hunting in a porta potty. Oh, we've seen
how many stories were potty has been stolen.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
A couple, but they've been masses of porta potties.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, like it's like dozens, like you know.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Like more than just throwing it in the back of
your truck and taking off.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
At the beginning of deer season, Texas game wardens caught
a man who was hunting on a piece of property
without landowner's consent. Now, game warns have been investigating since
the previous deer season, but weren't able to catch the
man after they found an unusual blind made out of
a converted porta potty.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
So, you know, the front door of a porter potty.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
He just cut a little slit like a shoe box
out of a front door of a porta potty. Nothing
on any of the other three sides, just a little
tiny like.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Out the front.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, just out the front door. And apparently he tried
to spray painted green and black, but he didn't do
a really good job at it. He just shoved it
on a path on this dude's property. It's like that
there's a blind.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's crazy. Is the game warden saw it?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
He put it up last year, so they left it
there and the very first day.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Of deer season, what do you think happened?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
So this thing's been sitting there all.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's been sitting there the entire time, waiting on the
first day of deer season. Oh that the owner of
the land didn't remove it.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, they set up like a stake out. They're waiting
for that dude to come back.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Dude, no joke, the game warden.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
They set up a camera along the property line and
hosted one hunter would return the very first day of
deer season. Season they showed up the camera caught him
walking into the makeshift stand. Game wardens confronted the man
as soon as they saw him across the camera. They
said he admitted a hunting without permission. He was charged,
and he removed the blind and feeder from the guy's property.

(10:51):
So he's been feeding them too.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh, I want to know how he got the porta potty?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Where did this come from?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's a funny blind, though, have a rough time getting
that in a tree. I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
In a way, it kind of works.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You got a place to sit.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
And really, you know, go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's just it's so ghetto, like, uh, your commerce city
blind company there, But.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I could see get one of those for I don't know,
ice fishing maybe, Yeah, just fish right down the bowl,
just drill holes straight down.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, cover the toilet seat right over the top of it.
Put a heater there, and you're good to go. You're
always hanging over that rim though looking down, we're kind
of weird alright to hunt Field. Douy, attorney was rested
on du white charge Huntsfield Police. I was just saying, obviously,
notice a car on the road that appeared to have

(12:00):
been in an accident or two. Officer pulled over and
identified sixty three year old Russell Crumby. Crumbley is a
partner at the houns Field defense lawyer Crumbly, Blackwell and
Price Attorneys. And guess what they specialize in d uys
Uh well, the irony.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
All right, there you have it. Stupid stories
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