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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One oh seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop that. Yeah you are stupid story
brought to you by Punk at the Park.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Coming July eighteenth, thir twentieth, we will find out who's
playing today about nine o'clock nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, Apparently the world says it's time to start worrying
about Justin Bieber. Oh at the video services him acting
strangely at a pop up event for his wife's skincare line.
So yeah, maybe Justin Bieber headed downhill. I mean, you
mentioned all this stuff with Diddy right now, has him
probably like h.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Uh all right. So taylors With she lost over one
hundred and forty four thousand, two hundred Instagram followers, according
to the Sports Game in his site called sports Millions
after she got booed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh, however, twenty thousand, one hundred and forty forty five Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
She currently has two hundred and eight two million followers.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So hardly put a dent in that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Uh yeah, yeah, I mean she wouldn't even notice that. Uh.
Travis Kelsey picked up about twelve thousand. Oh okay, he
picked up the more than I have on my whole
a count Willie underscore KPI on Instagram. Uh yeah, he's uh,
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he's got about six point seven million. And apparently this
is kind of funny news. One of Diddy's lawyers, we
mentioned this on Friday, he quit. His quote was pretty
it was pretty harsh. His name was Tony Rico. Issue
a statement saying, quote, although I have provided Shawn Combs
with the high level of legal representation expected by the court,
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he's a quote under those circumstances, cannot continue to effectively
serve as council for Shawn Combs consistent with the American
Bar Association standards for criminal justice. He gave no more
specifics than that. Like damn, they went and looked at that.
That lawyer, Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
He was a guy who defended uh Osama bin Laden. Yeah,
and he didn't have any problems defending Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And it at one point in Diddy's thing, he's he's
to the point where he's like, all right, I just
can't do this this Yeah, like what oh man Diddy
is in a world it hurt no wonder justin Biebers.
Police in Massachusetts have identified a man apparently pete all
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over the bar. Oh, come on, man, you gotta take
it outside. At least he's just ordering drinks at the bar. Meanwhile,
little Johnny's just out making around.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Just do you pee on top of the bar? Or
was he you know, sitting with the bar hiding stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Now it looks like he's in the coat and he's
just you know, kind of moving side to side, so
he's peing out the wall of the bar. Damn says.
It's unclear if he did it intentionally or he was
just sloshed, or I'll take answer see both. A man
in Massachusetts followed a police officer into a seven eleven
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and then challenged him to a fight. Oh yeah, file
this one under. F around to find out, Yeah, that
cop whooped his ass. Later he found nine small plastic
bags on him, all containing fentanyl. Wow, that's what dumb
dumbs do. Idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Sounds like he might have more than just said, hey,
do you want to have a fight? Yo?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's not how you challenge him by a fight, scoop, Hey, yo,
you want to have a fight. Yeah, Like that whole
the way you phrased it was a question. You come
up on me, and hey, you want to have a fight.
That's not how you you know, challenging aby. No, that's
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that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Though.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Woman was arrested last Friday at looting a home burned
in the Palisades area in LA last month. When they
cuffed her, she's wearing a T shirt said Palisades Strong
di come on thieves. Oh you guys, Oh how about this?
You think we got a bad here. McDonald's in Brooklyn's
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dealing with so much crime that it's carding customers at
the door, carting them, carding them, like, show your ID
before we'll let you into the McDonald's. It's the McDonald's. Like,
it sucks right now. Walmart just recently changing Parker and
it sucks. Everything's locked up now, Oh yeah, just everything's
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locked up. It's like, oh man, you gotta sit there
waiting for russels, just you know, combine, unlock a cabinet
so I can get a razor. Uh yeah, but yeah,
they're carting people at a McDonald's. You imagine want some
chicken nuggets for the kids.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Man, if you don't have an ID, they're not letting
you in.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, I guess they're taking your idea. Well, if they're
copying your idee that if you cause any harm, havoc
or you know, try to rip the place, they got you.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They got a list of people.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I mean, and if you don't have an ID, Yeah,
you can't come in and get your big mac m
that's wild, man. How long before we're just doing it
all on ice scans, face scans whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Drive through only.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, just to drive through only McDonald's. I'm surprised you
don't have those already, right, you know crazy. Let's see
border patrols seem to big up take an egg smuggling
on the Southern board. I think that's hilarious. This is
kind of a wild story. So somebody in Olympia, Washington,
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he got two duys and two nights after crashing his
car in the same spot at the same time twice.
A woman called nine one one last Sunday, nine pm
after a guy crashed into her parked car out for
the rouse. She said he seemed well, he seemed drunk
and he was a breathalyzer clocked him in at zero
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point three one four times legal living.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow, that's pretty drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, but what a what a snitch on that lady?
I mean, come on, lady, just let him go. Now,
cops arrested him, They released him next day. Okay, so
this on Sunday, he gets released on a Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Taken take a night in the drunk tank.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, cops were dispatched to that same intersection a few
hours later because he did the same thing at the
exact same time in the same spot, nine to forty
seven pm. Again, the cops were dispatched to the very
same intersection. It was different because this time he didn't
hit a park car. He hit a tree stump right
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beside of her crashed park car. Hey, the cops arrested
him and he blew a point three again. Oh wow,
I mean wow, the judge didn't up his bell to
a fifty thousand dollars. And it's like a duple crime
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from the same dude at the same time in the
same car. Like wow, that's impressive in a weird way.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, so, I'm guessing each of these has its
own separate court case. Do you think they'll fall in
consecutive days.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think he'll try to get it all handled in one,
all in one, yeah, yeah, but that is I mean,
it's a pretty amazing accomplishment when you think about it.
That is impressive. I wonder what his routine was leading
up to that.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know, he drinks the same same thing at the
same bar every day and gets eighty six at the
exact same time every night.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I guess so, man nine forty seven, Well, it's my
time to crash. I'll see y'all later. A college kid
in China's making headlines. He accidentally started to fire his
dorm while trying to hide a sex doll from his roommate.
Apparently had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate came home.
It's not clear if they were in the middle of
you know whatever, but he apparently had to sneaker outside
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in the hallway really fast. He tried to destroy the
evidence by setting her on fire. Well, the hallway foot
up with smoke, which set up the fire alarm in
the building, and that's it. Everybody out of their apartments.
Meanwhile he's in the middle of the hallway try to
put the fire on his own sex doll. I mean,
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come on, that dude's having one bad day. He's he's
got to face those neighbors for the rest of the
time he lives there.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Man, And he tell you get another new neighbor. Yeah,
avoid that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's the guy that someone set the building on fire
lighting off his sex doll Uh dude. It was even
on TV a security guard. It was on TV with
the fire department people. Luckily nobody was hurting this incident,
but it did cause a ton of damage. Oh, that
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guy is ruined. He's ruined. I put him on suicide watch.
Forty six year old man. He won fifty seven thousand
dollars at a Pennsylvania casino earlier this month.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh very nice.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Nice took a change, right, Yeah, first thing you do
if you wont fifty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ooh uh, Julian and I are going out for a
nice dinner.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, just you and you know girl, big dinner. Yep. Anyway,
I hope you could eat at the casino because they
wouldn't let him take it. Oh, because he banned himself
from the casino. He banned himself. So here's the deal.
Pennsylvania has a quote self exclusion list, the self exclusion list,
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which allows people with a gambling problem to block themselves
from betting. They can voluntarily ban themselves in casinos, online gambling,
and even fantasy sports. You can exclude yourself for different
amounts of time as well. So say you wanted, you know,
six months or a two year hiatus, you could ban
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yourself for that long.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, Well this.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Guy had self excluded himself for life, he had marked
for life. Wow. So not only this is this. Not
only was the guy denied the fifty seven thousand dollars jackpot,
he was also cited for trespassing at the casino because
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he put himself on the banned list. I mean, what, wow,
damn wow, brutal. You put yourself on that list.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Just a bad when the rule makers were making this law.
All right, so here's the deal. You can put yourself
on a band list, and if you sneak yourself into
a casino, they don't have to pay out when you.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Win, right, I mean that's pretty wild. But hey, I'm
sure it's under one of those gambling things, like we
had those phone numbers you gotta call. It's under It's
all underneath that one program, right, So they incentivize you
somehow to do that. This dumb dumb put himself on
that list.