March 3, 2025 • 13 mins
Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all all stop? Yeah you are stories brought you by
It is three to oh three day, or officially it
is now going to.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Be by Colorado Day. Oh going forward, that is going
to be a local holiday where people are encouraged to
shop at local Colorado businesses on three oho three day.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Go three oh three slash Colorado Day. All right, there's
video couple window washes in New York City clinging for
their lives to their rig. They're like, hey, I don't
know if you've got to see able to swinging wildly
in the wind and even crash into the building, shattered
a bunch of windows. Thankfully the workers were rescued. But
(00:45):
it's a wild video.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
That thing was so twisted up.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh it's funny. You never hear about about those guys dying,
but man, you sure hear about some wild rides. Oh yeah,
one of those jobs where it's like, oh, you know, man,
it was all good for the first few months, and
then I got tossed off the seventy seven balcony window
(01:10):
washing platform and I'm dangling for a couple hours upside
down from fifty four floors. But did you die? Yeah?
What a wild gig man. Men in Pennsylvania's being charge
of sexual assault after offering customers free glasses at two
(01:31):
different optical shops in exchange for sex. Oh okay, I mean, hey,
I got your free glasses if you just have sex
with me and look. Look, I won't give it to
you till after the sex is over, so you don't
have to look at me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This isn't one of those one hour places, is it.
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean maybe for the sex. Nobody was hurt at
the movie theater Washington State when the ceiling collapsed during
the screen of Captain American Brave. New World City Group
accidentally credited customers account eighty one trillion dollars. Oh wow
instead of two hundred and eighty. Man, if you saw
(02:14):
eighty one trillion dollars in your savings account just randomly
one morning, would you contact them or would you go
go into the spending spree.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I wait one day and see if I get any
interest out of it, because the interest on it has
to be a million dollars. Oh yeah, for one day, right,
then after that one day, I'll be like, you can
have everything, but the interest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Right, l for that matter, give me out, Let me
have interest for an hour. Let's see. New studies says
that men fall in love almost twice as fast as women.
Well yeah, because men are simple. We're easy to figure out,
y'all like crazy and just tough to figure out. Change
(02:59):
the lot stuff. I got my girl, man, I love her.
She's a dim she got the coolest personality, and you
find out she brought like four or five extra ones.
Let's see. A Texas health authority is warning people against
measle parties as an outbreak in West Texas is going
to one hundred and forty six cases. Well that's not
(03:21):
just people not vaccinated, that's just wow. Measles are back, Yes,
they're Let's see. This is kind of wild. But at
Milan Fashion Week, Diesel debuted it's latest collection. It features
extremely low cut jeans.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I had no idea Diesel was still around even.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh yeah, it's all the rage and despite the sagging,
there were no boxers or panties showing underneath for men
or women. It was just you know, full on plumber's
crack apparently having a moment on the runway, and it
looks almost immediately up. People went online and said they're
(04:05):
praying this doesn't become the hot new trend. One person said,
I feel like there's a return to deliberately just undress.
And I'm like, here's the deal on a smoking you
know what. I'll be honest, it seems a little creepy,
but if Monica support a little plumbers cracked, I'm totally
fine with it because it's just hot. She's got a
(04:27):
great uh uh crack to support it with. But do
you really need to see that. Let's just think about
our normal think about today, where you going lunch today,
the strip model you attended several times, lest do any
of those people need to be in those jeans? Like, wow,
(04:49):
there's just.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're not particularly flattering. I don't know, I feel like
they could just use a belt.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right, all them expensive jeans and no nobody can afford
to belt anyway. Plumber's crack, it's it's having a moment
in fashion week. I don't know why, but yeah, it's, uh,
it is weird. The guy's just walking with jeans. You
know how some people wear their jeans and you would
(05:18):
see boxers, you know, if he have their ass, but
it would be boxers. Now just imagine that without the boxers,
because that's.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The look going command though, uh huh sagging a little.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
All right, guy in a wheelchair. His name is Nolan Schaffner.
He was born with something called spinal muscular atrophy. He
uses a computer to talk. I guess they were in
Sam's Club and he wouldn't stop messing with his mom
by saying, she drugs me to keep me a vegetable.
Oh no, And apparently he's been well, he's been discovering
(05:57):
how fun it is to prank his mom of late,
and this is just their latest little run at it.
I guess he waits till there's a big crowd, and
he starts. He starts moaning into his little microphone in
his computer, goes, oh hell, she drugs me to keep
me a vegetable. Help that would be a little alarming.
(06:18):
Oh yeah, And then he's like, I'm just kidding. Uh
that's funny, Like stop it, stop playing with me, stop
it can imagine Oh my god. All right. A couple
of people have been arrested after well just kind of
in arresting, I think because it looks like Center County
Police said they commiscated three pounds of methamfet I mean,
(06:43):
and an unconscious woman were founding a backseat of vehicle
during the traffic stop. Listen how they pulled them over.
State police pulled the vehicle over, driven by Edward Stewart,
for following another vehicle too closely.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh tailgating.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Huh while approaching a construction zone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh so the car in front slowed down for the
construction zone and they didn't really they.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Just needed an excuse to pull this person over. Right, Well,
I'm thinking, well, here's where it gets interesting. State police
said they stopped the vehicle and an underdentified fifty seven
year old woman was asleep in the back seat of
the vehicle. Stewart and Evans, the people in the front
seat separated and gave troopers conflicting travel plans and details
(07:37):
about the woman in the back seat. Who's the girl
in the back seat? I don't know. During this particular
traffic stop, they decided they had reasonable suspicion. What reasonable
suspicion was established, and consent to search the vehicle was denied.
So the two people in the front seat were like, no,
(07:59):
you can't search a vehicle, and they're tapping on the window.
What's what the woman passed out in the back seat
or is she alive? Well, they finally it looks like
The criminal complaint states the troopers performed PR on the
female after they could not find a pulse until ems arrived.
(08:23):
So I didn't say. State police said that they observed
the woman laying in the awkward position with her face
buried in the back seat and a coat covering her body.
Narkan was administered with negative results. Oh. Criminal complaint states
the emergency personnel rides on the scene performed CPR on
(08:44):
the victim until she regained a pulse, and then was
transported to a hospital where her current status is unknown.
At the time, she was basically dead there, yes, the
state police said. A stamp back continuing fiting all and
a glass smoking device was found on the ground next
(09:04):
to the victim, with another smoking device seen in the
back of the vehicle. So yeah, what were they doing?
You know what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's one of those that's one of those where they
ask for consent and they say no, and they're like, well,
we're looking in the window and that gives us enough
consent to uh.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah. State police said three packages containing a total of
three pounds of metha fetamine were found in the trunk
of the vehicle, as well as fourteen stamp bags of
fentanyl in the back seat of the vehicle, along with
other plastic containers containing methamphetamines and glass pipes. So yeah,
it was all doing the drugs. Yep. And uh it's
(09:45):
like one of them can think of those gods will
saving their life Jesus. So this is kind of a
wild story. It's had a Denver though. I feel bad.
This dimmer man says there's a scam that dozens of
people have fallen for this scam, and they show up
at his house unannounced expecting to receive a PlayStation five.
(10:10):
So in the story, they kept it anonymous out of
concerns for this dude's safety. But this started about six
months ago when this guy moved into the house. At first,
he didn't think anything of it. A strangers showed up
at the door of his new house in Green Valley
Ranch asking about a PlayStation five. He's like, you got
my PlayStation five. I told him aout, I have no
(10:30):
PlayStation five. You got scammed, he said. A person went
away without incident, but obviously they weren't the last He said,
it's happened in the last six months. It's happened thirty
to forty times. Ooh. He said, there's thirty to forty
more incidents. A few of them have been captured on camera.
(10:51):
He said that his home was vacant before he moved
into it, and he believes a scammer was telling people
that address. After taking their money online for a PlayStation five.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Right, pay me online, you can just come swing by
and pick it up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He says not every interaction has been friendly as you
could imagine, right. Sometimes they become very aggressive. He said
that some of them have raised their voices. One of
them even made threats. He said, I get paranoid, especially
when they walk away, because I don't know if they're
gonna come back doing damage to my house, try to
get in or whatever. I don't you don't know if
(11:27):
they even have any weapons or not. Yeah, I feel
pretty I mean for that dude, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Right, somebody's out three or four hundred bucks whatever they're
selling PlayStations online for. You're the only address they have
any contact for.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He said. Don't feel safe leaving them. It's talking about
his kids, He said, don't feel safe leaving them at
home anymore, knowing that people random people come up to
the house constantly asking for their PlayStation five and get
mad when they don't have it. Oh, he said, He's
contact the police. Contact the police about the situation. The hosts.
They're able to help. But in meantime, he's asking people
to think before making the purchase online, especially in some
(12:05):
of these scenarios. Oh, Facebook, Marketplace, Yeah, it seems legit, uh,
he says. I like for people to get smart, especially
not buying things off Facebook, Marketplace or anywhere else, not
knowing or not seeing the item before the exchange of money.
So that's what's happening. People are buying these things online,
(12:27):
grabbing them on marketplace. I'll be right over. Here's you
got vinmoment a couple hundred bucks, all right, come on
over and bring the rest. Police suggest to buying things online,
never give money to somebody you don't know that medium
in person, and suggest that they go to the neutral
public location to do so. So, yeah, somebody's somebody's gonna
(12:50):
be too upset, too mad and take things in their
own hands. Right. Yeah, that could get quick, but that's
gotta suck. He just every day he's like sorry you
got scammed.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
About a month ago, my name ended up on some
rental list and I started getting a bunch of calls,
not my name, but my phone number. I started getting
a bunch of calls about people are like, hey, I'm
looking to rent this place. I'm like, that's sorry to
tell you, but that I have no association with that address.
I hope that's not a scam of some sort that I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, but I turned them away pretty quick, payment money, right, Yeah,
come on, man, level up. Scoop scoop sadhusts of scamming people, right, Yeah.
You see that Beatkeeper movie.
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all all stop? Yeah you are stories brought you by
It is three to oh three day, or officially it
is now going to.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Be by Colorado Day. Oh going forward, that is going
to be a local holiday where people are encouraged to
shop at local Colorado businesses on three oho three day.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Go three oh three slash Colorado Day. All right, there's
video couple window washes in New York City clinging for
their lives to their rig. They're like, hey, I don't
know if you've got to see able to swinging wildly
in the wind and even crash into the building, shattered
a bunch of windows. Thankfully the workers were rescued. But
(00:45):
it's a wild video.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
That thing was so twisted up.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh it's funny. You never hear about about those guys dying,
but man, you sure hear about some wild rides. Oh yeah,
one of those jobs where it's like, oh, you know, man,
it was all good for the first few months, and
then I got tossed off the seventy seven balcony window
(01:10):
washing platform and I'm dangling for a couple hours upside
down from fifty four floors. But did you die? Yeah?
What a wild gig man. Men in Pennsylvania's being charge
of sexual assault after offering customers free glasses at two
(01:31):
different optical shops in exchange for sex. Oh okay, I mean, hey,
I got your free glasses if you just have sex
with me and look. Look, I won't give it to
you till after the sex is over, so you don't
have to look at me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This isn't one of those one hour places, is it.
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean maybe for the sex. Nobody was hurt at
the movie theater Washington State when the ceiling collapsed during
the screen of Captain American Brave. New World City Group
accidentally credited customers account eighty one trillion dollars. Oh wow
instead of two hundred and eighty. Man, if you saw
(02:14):
eighty one trillion dollars in your savings account just randomly
one morning, would you contact them or would you go
go into the spending spree.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I wait one day and see if I get any
interest out of it, because the interest on it has
to be a million dollars. Oh yeah, for one day, right,
then after that one day, I'll be like, you can
have everything, but the interest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Right, l for that matter, give me out, Let me
have interest for an hour. Let's see. New studies says
that men fall in love almost twice as fast as women.
Well yeah, because men are simple. We're easy to figure out,
y'all like crazy and just tough to figure out. Change
(02:59):
the lot stuff. I got my girl, man, I love her.
She's a dim she got the coolest personality, and you
find out she brought like four or five extra ones.
Let's see. A Texas health authority is warning people against
measle parties as an outbreak in West Texas is going
to one hundred and forty six cases. Well that's not
(03:21):
just people not vaccinated, that's just wow. Measles are back, Yes,
they're Let's see. This is kind of wild. But at
Milan Fashion Week, Diesel debuted it's latest collection. It features
extremely low cut jeans.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I had no idea Diesel was still around even.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh yeah, it's all the rage and despite the sagging,
there were no boxers or panties showing underneath for men
or women. It was just you know, full on plumber's
crack apparently having a moment on the runway, and it
looks almost immediately up. People went online and said they're
(04:05):
praying this doesn't become the hot new trend. One person said,
I feel like there's a return to deliberately just undress.
And I'm like, here's the deal on a smoking you
know what. I'll be honest, it seems a little creepy,
but if Monica support a little plumbers cracked, I'm totally
fine with it because it's just hot. She's got a
(04:27):
great uh uh crack to support it with. But do
you really need to see that. Let's just think about
our normal think about today, where you going lunch today,
the strip model you attended several times, lest do any
of those people need to be in those jeans? Like, wow,
(04:49):
there's just.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're not particularly flattering. I don't know, I feel like
they could just use a belt.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right, all them expensive jeans and no nobody can afford
to belt anyway. Plumber's crack, it's it's having a moment
in fashion week. I don't know why, but yeah, it's, uh,
it is weird. The guy's just walking with jeans. You
know how some people wear their jeans and you would
(05:18):
see boxers, you know, if he have their ass, but
it would be boxers. Now just imagine that without the boxers,
because that's.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The look going command though, uh huh sagging a little.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
All right, guy in a wheelchair. His name is Nolan Schaffner.
He was born with something called spinal muscular atrophy. He
uses a computer to talk. I guess they were in
Sam's Club and he wouldn't stop messing with his mom
by saying, she drugs me to keep me a vegetable.
Oh no, And apparently he's been well, he's been discovering
(05:57):
how fun it is to prank his mom of late,
and this is just their latest little run at it.
I guess he waits till there's a big crowd, and
he starts. He starts moaning into his little microphone in
his computer, goes, oh hell, she drugs me to keep
me a vegetable. Help that would be a little alarming.
(06:18):
Oh yeah, And then he's like, I'm just kidding. Uh
that's funny, Like stop it, stop playing with me, stop
it can imagine Oh my god. All right. A couple
of people have been arrested after well just kind of
in arresting, I think because it looks like Center County
Police said they commiscated three pounds of methamfet I mean,
(06:43):
and an unconscious woman were founding a backseat of vehicle
during the traffic stop. Listen how they pulled them over.
State police pulled the vehicle over, driven by Edward Stewart,
for following another vehicle too closely.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh tailgating.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Huh while approaching a construction zone.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh so the car in front slowed down for the
construction zone and they didn't really they.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Just needed an excuse to pull this person over. Right, Well,
I'm thinking, well, here's where it gets interesting. State police
said they stopped the vehicle and an underdentified fifty seven
year old woman was asleep in the back seat of
the vehicle. Stewart and Evans, the people in the front
seat separated and gave troopers conflicting travel plans and details
(07:37):
about the woman in the back seat. Who's the girl
in the back seat? I don't know. During this particular
traffic stop, they decided they had reasonable suspicion. What reasonable
suspicion was established, and consent to search the vehicle was denied.
So the two people in the front seat were like, no,
(07:59):
you can't search a vehicle, and they're tapping on the window.
What's what the woman passed out in the back seat
or is she alive? Well, they finally it looks like
The criminal complaint states the troopers performed PR on the
female after they could not find a pulse until ems arrived.
(08:23):
So I didn't say. State police said that they observed
the woman laying in the awkward position with her face
buried in the back seat and a coat covering her body.
Narkan was administered with negative results. Oh. Criminal complaint states
the emergency personnel rides on the scene performed CPR on
(08:44):
the victim until she regained a pulse, and then was
transported to a hospital where her current status is unknown.
At the time, she was basically dead there, yes, the
state police said. A stamp back continuing fiting all and
a glass smoking device was found on the ground next
(09:04):
to the victim, with another smoking device seen in the
back of the vehicle. So yeah, what were they doing?
You know what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's one of those that's one of those where they
ask for consent and they say no, and they're like, well,
we're looking in the window and that gives us enough
consent to uh.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah. State police said three packages containing a total of
three pounds of metha fetamine were found in the trunk
of the vehicle, as well as fourteen stamp bags of
fentanyl in the back seat of the vehicle, along with
other plastic containers containing methamphetamines and glass pipes. So yeah,
it was all doing the drugs. Yep. And uh it's
(09:45):
like one of them can think of those gods will
saving their life Jesus. So this is kind of a
wild story. It's had a Denver though. I feel bad.
This dimmer man says there's a scam that dozens of
people have fallen for this scam, and they show up
at his house unannounced expecting to receive a PlayStation five.
(10:10):
So in the story, they kept it anonymous out of
concerns for this dude's safety. But this started about six
months ago when this guy moved into the house. At first,
he didn't think anything of it. A strangers showed up
at the door of his new house in Green Valley
Ranch asking about a PlayStation five. He's like, you got
my PlayStation five. I told him aout, I have no
(10:30):
PlayStation five. You got scammed, he said. A person went
away without incident, but obviously they weren't the last He said,
it's happened in the last six months. It's happened thirty
to forty times. Ooh. He said, there's thirty to forty
more incidents. A few of them have been captured on camera.
(10:51):
He said that his home was vacant before he moved
into it, and he believes a scammer was telling people
that address. After taking their money online for a PlayStation five.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Right, pay me online, you can just come swing by
and pick it up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He says not every interaction has been friendly as you
could imagine, right. Sometimes they become very aggressive. He said
that some of them have raised their voices. One of
them even made threats. He said, I get paranoid, especially
when they walk away, because I don't know if they're
gonna come back doing damage to my house, try to
get in or whatever. I don't you don't know if
(11:27):
they even have any weapons or not. Yeah, I feel
pretty I mean for that dude, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Right, somebody's out three or four hundred bucks whatever they're
selling PlayStations online for. You're the only address they have
any contact for.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He said. Don't feel safe leaving them. It's talking about
his kids, He said, don't feel safe leaving them at
home anymore, knowing that people random people come up to
the house constantly asking for their PlayStation five and get
mad when they don't have it. Oh, he said, He's
contact the police. Contact the police about the situation. The hosts.
They're able to help. But in meantime, he's asking people
to think before making the purchase online, especially in some
(12:05):
of these scenarios. Oh, Facebook, Marketplace, Yeah, it seems legit, uh,
he says. I like for people to get smart, especially
not buying things off Facebook, Marketplace or anywhere else, not
knowing or not seeing the item before the exchange of money.
So that's what's happening. People are buying these things online,
(12:27):
grabbing them on marketplace. I'll be right over. Here's you
got vinmoment a couple hundred bucks, all right, come on
over and bring the rest. Police suggest to buying things online,
never give money to somebody you don't know that medium
in person, and suggest that they go to the neutral
public location to do so. So, yeah, somebody's somebody's gonna
(12:50):
be too upset, too mad and take things in their
own hands. Right. Yeah, that could get quick, but that's
gotta suck. He just every day he's like sorry you
got scammed.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
About a month ago, my name ended up on some
rental list and I started getting a bunch of calls,
not my name, but my phone number. I started getting
a bunch of calls about people are like, hey, I'm
looking to rent this place. I'm like, that's sorry to
tell you, but that I have no association with that address.
I hope that's not a scam of some sort that I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, but I turned them away pretty quick, payment money, right, Yeah,
come on, man, level up. Scoop scoop sadhusts of scamming people, right, Yeah.
You see that Beatkeeper movie.
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