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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop bad, y'all all stop. Yeah you
are stories.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But you bought the brand new whether or not brand new,
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games from the Colorado Lottery overall top prize fifty thousand dollars.
Pick them up wherever you pick up your lottery tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
There's a story about Rihanna gave birth to her babies
and pearls and sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Like Rihanna was wearing pearls and sunglasses while she I
thought I thought it was the other way around.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's like, damn memos, a hurt god day. That woman
was tough.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Whoa man? Maybe you're right, maybe she was. She makes
more sense that way, scoot right, makes more all right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Still a little crazy you had.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Me, you had for a minute. I was like, Wow,
she is, She's tough. See you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Other news, Michelle Obama launching a new podcast because because
you know, if you can't beat them, you might as
well start a podcast and complain about them.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh speak.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This guess who is named in one of the Diddy
sexual assault lawsuits. Oldll Beckham Junior really.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Hey, there's a bill in front of this. You got
a little Colorado for this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's a bill right down for the Congress that would
prohibit officers from asking drivers why they pulled them over.
You know why I pulled you over? Because that's what
they like to ask. Well, you know why I pulled
you over? And to me, now it's that I'm always like, man,
if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm like, she does give you a good chance to
self incriminate yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, but there's a bill that says, now you can't
officers can have you know why I pulled you over? Man,
you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you for sure.
I'm gonna keep that right here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think I'm my last tick at The guy said,
I think we both know why you got pulled over?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Right, No, as a matter of fact, please enlighten me. Right.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I haven't pulled over before where it was completely unaware
that I passed the cop. Or there's one who's passed
me and I was like, some bitch, where did he
come from? Those are the worst, you know. It's one
thing to see him up ahead and be like ooh,
trying to grab some break and at least you know,
and then you see him do the slow creep out
of the traffic.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You're like, oh, he's going to get me.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
There's a whole other thing that had the red and
blues behind you and not have any idea where they
came from. Like, holy moly, And you gotta start rethinking
what you did.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Right, y'all? Just guilty?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know what you did.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I know, y'all guilty. Okay. A man in Kentucky was arrested.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Apparently he he allegedly trapped a female coworker and a
two hundred degree steam room.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh now, he said it was a prank. It sounds
like a good prank for me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Great prank if somebody could die steam room.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I mean you know it's probably in the gym, spy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are you two degrees?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah? That's about right. Okay, sure it's hot.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
In here, you know, hold on, I'll be in there
in just a minute of just taking off some clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Bad prank, bad prank.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
In Pennsylvania, the bomb squad was called at the person
was cleaning out a dead friend's place and found a
bunch of pipe bombs. Oh all right, you got a
friend you trust like most dudes that I know have
a friend that if they were going out and they're like, yo, man,
(03:46):
I need you to take care of some evidence. You know,
air quotes, Yo man. He's the only dude I could trust.
But it needsy to go do some shady disappearing of evidence.
Do you have a friend that would do it?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh? Wow? Unless it was something I was hiding from Julie,
Julie would do it for me.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, there's nothing you would be hiding for, Like you
killed the dude.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Mm if it was something I was keeping from Julie,
I don't know if I have that friend.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
See, I'll tell you some guys just don't have that friend,
right right, Some guys just don't And that's travesty. You
know what I will tell you. Though, every woman has
five or six of them bitches. Every woman has a
handful of chicks that called.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, girl, I got you.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Julie's sister is that girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure she's got four or five
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She can call and be like, yo, burn this.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sure at least at one or two times her
sister says, do you want me to kill him for you?
I'm sure that has at least, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Absolutely because yeah, they play at a whole different level.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Man, You're like, I don't know if I got that friend.
Girls like, I got back ups to that friend.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know who would kill for me. I know who
would dig a hole for me.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh I got friends to do that. Yeah, have a
few of my boys. I got a few of my friends.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That hit up. But they mess it up. That probably
make it funnier.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Okay, So Krispy Kreeman was giving away thousands of these
quote pot of Gold passes on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Apparently these things give you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Free donuts for a year, So you might want to
put that into Saint Patrick's Day playing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
How does one get one of these?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I think they're just breaking them out. You just go
through the drive through on Saint Patrick's Day. Oh and
random boxes of the donuts get these gold cards in them.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You just get lucky.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Huh. Yeah, like giveing away thousands of them. Okay, So
there's gonna be several of these locations. Uh, it's pretty funny.
Man was shot in the he says in the in
his leg by his dog. We saw the video. It's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
He claims the dog jumped up on the bed while
him and his girl were on there having a conversation. Conversations, cool, right, conversation, conversation.
We were just in there talking and then that damn
dog jumped on the bed, got his paw stuck in
the trigger somehow, and then fired the shot and hit
the owner in the leg.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Even the local news anchor when he was talking about it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Really couldn't make too much sense of it, which made
the story pretty funny. But I believe there's something suspicious
about this one.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No seriously teaching homework.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
How funny is this?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Nobody wanted to go on like go on record. They
wouldn't show anybody's face. It was just like a person's
torso going, yeah, the dog. What happened was the dog.
See we were talking and just you don't have the conversation,
and then the dog jumped on the bed. And when
he did that, his paul it he pulled the trigger
(07:11):
with his paul jumping the bed. Yah, shot me in
the leg. We were just talking. That's what happened. That's
my story was sticking to it. Uh, what kind of
dog you have, chihuaba. Let's see another funny story this Well,
(07:31):
it's kind of sad because unfortunately this is Colorado making
this news. But Aurora man was the rest of the
last week for half a dozen armed robberies at a
gas station convenience store. Five of those robberies occurred at
the same store. Twenty year old Ross Wassner was taking
into custody nine days after his most recent robbery. He's
(07:56):
held up the Shell gas station at thirty three eighty
five South Tower Road five times, and apparently he tends
to do it at the same time, late at night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Can you imagine, like it's.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Gotta be the same workers get robbed by this dude
several times over, Like come on, man, right, it's funny man,
because you read these cases.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
According to the search.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Of online cominal records, Wasson was arrested by Denver police
in May. They got a picture of him. Finally he's arrested.
This guy gets arrested all the time on March fifth.
He was also arrested in May twenty twenty three on
an aggravated robbery charge where he held somebody at gunpoint.
He bonded out, underwent two mental health evaluations, and then
(08:53):
the charges were dropped and the case was just closed
September of this last year. So what happens and he
did the same thing his first robbery and Aurora happened
July twenty twenty four, two months before the Denver case
was dropped. So he's out on probation, still committing robberies
(09:14):
and they're dropping all these cases, right, and dude's just like,
all right, I'm just gonna do it again.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I got away with it that time, I'll go do
it again.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. So finally they arrested him. We'll see if he's
you know, he's out.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But five times that's just gotta suck. Whoever's working there.
Oh yeah, you're not gonna believe this guy came in again.
I would know the dude. I'd be like, uh at
some point I would be like, nope, not today.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You'd have your shotgun out before he walks in the door.
R right, I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Ready for you, man, I'd have the whole store booby trap.
After the third time, he's not getting me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Four times? What it was the same person five times
in a row.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh, He's like, hold up, man, I got you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just start throwing the money at him.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I mean my seven eleven it's the same people every
time I'm in there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I no, man, you just be like, hey, bro, this
but why don't you just grab his have a burrito
over there?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
He grab me? Want to good to see you again, man,
take care of Tell the kids that said.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Hi, I got this burlap sack with a dollar son
already filled up for you, right.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Of Fortunately did a gun point every time. All right,
this pizza change is looking for some tension. Pizza plays
in Australia just well, they blew up the internet with
the newest offering of oranges on pizza.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
All right, what it's just awful.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
They say this is how pineapple got put on pizza,
and I'm like, I don't think so. Pineapple is pretty
welcome from the get oranges. It just doesn't go right.
It's a ham and orange pizza. They just I guess
subbed out the pineapple for orange slices. Most people on
line think it's disgusting, but they say that's how pineapple
(10:52):
and pizza started too, And I'm like, I think pineapple
is pretty well received for the oranges, can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Look, so let's just put that on the list with
that Breakdancer Girl is terrible things coming out of Australia.
Raygun is the Oranges on Pizza, of the Dance World, the.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
January Months, The Oranges on Pizza, the Queen and Breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Rey Gun.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
All right, some interesting news on AI out there. So
we've talked a couple of times about how AI they
have these programs where they dub on the TV show
ironically Amen, we're big in Turkey. Apparently they dub our
voices and it sounds like me talking, but it's me
(11:44):
in a different language and it's my voice.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's wild.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I have to get try to get a recording of something.
But anyway, there's a story about how most leading artificial
intelligent voice cloning programs have zero to no meaningful barriers
to stop people from non consensually impersonating others. They just
(12:10):
did this big consumer report investigation. New survey of these
six leading publicly available AI voice cloning tools found out
that five have easily bypassable safeguards, making it as simple
to clone a person's voice without their consent. Defake audio
(12:31):
detection software often struggles to tell the difference between real
and synthetic voices done by these AI programs. I told
you I saw that thing where an AI voice replication
device it fulled a security device of state your name
(12:52):
password deal and it bypassed that security. And that's what
they're saying that all of these are well, they can
easily full you know, even the best security systems are
voice activated, which is think about that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's scary, they're going to say.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Voice cloning technology works by taking an audio sample of
a person speaking and then extrapulating the person's voice into
a synthetic audio file without any safeguards in place. Anybody
who registers an account can simply upload an audio file
of an individual speaking, and it could be something short.
(13:29):
You know, all they need is fifteen to twenty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So they need more hello.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, but it doesn't take that long at all for
them to get a pattern, start extrapulating all your the
way you enunciate, the way your patterns, you know, sort
of exist in how you speaking, and then all of
a sudden they have it, which.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Is wild, dude, Think about that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I mean fifteen twenty seconds, that's a couple sentences. Oh no,
maybe one long one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
They could download it from a YouTube video.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And what's crazy is it doesn't take but a matter
of minutes and the system can start imitating the voice
that they're duplicating, which is wild. If they get two
minutes of a conversation, they could do it like that, like.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Boom, which is nuts.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It goes on to say there's little research on the
scope of how well how AI is used in audio
based scams. It's very apparent in that one they call
the grandparents scam, where a criminal makes a call to
a person claiming, you know, an emergency evolving a family
member likely been either arrested or injured or even kidnapped.
(14:41):
There's been a bunch of those where they're calling grandparents
and going on your grandkid, you know who's in Europe
right now because they saw something on social media right
is being held hostage and we have his voice recording
right here.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Grandma help you know.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
As weird as it is to say you should have
PASSWORD with your family, as far as like, you know,
if grandma calls up looking for money, or if the
grandson calls, what's something that just between the two of
you that no one else would know?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Right, I mean, at this point is maybe something to
think about.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right, because I have to have just a little family
sit down, and.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
There's no there's zero. It's what happens is technology is
moving faster than our government can creating guidelines for such
things because they're so far behind, right, you know, it's
still trying to figure out what kiktok is. But yeah, man,
when you have that technology moving that fast right now,
zero guide, I mean there will be, but right now, hey, man,
(15:41):
can you imagine if you're a scammer, you're definitely planning
that ear.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Cards Wild West?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, all right, here's Wild West story too. To wrap
things up, thirty five year old man New Hampshire. He
got arrested on Sunday, and man, this dude had one
hell of an afternoon. He stole a car, caused an
accident on the highway. Apparently in the accident, sustained some
minor injuries, but otherwise he seemed okay physically mentally, I
(16:08):
don't know, Man, a little more ambiguous than that, because
after the craft, the dude goes off.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Ricky Bobby, he just took off all his clothes. He
was like, I'm out, just like I'm on fire. Remember that,
Ricky Bobby, I'm on fire. That Ricky, You're not on fire.
You're not on fire. This is the best movie ever
you ain't first your last. I never said that.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, I guess he He took off all of his
clothes and just abandon them by the wreck and just
walked across the highway just you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Know, I'm out this bitch and just took a stroll.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But as niggad and apparently people call the cops because
we see Nigga being on the highway.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What the the police found him? Oh yeah, about an
hour later.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
He's just wondering down one of the you know, off
ramps to the road on one of the.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Seems like a long time to take to find a
naked man.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, look, he was easy identify because he was still
completely naked, just wandering around.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Still after an hour.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah as well.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
In March forty eight minutes in New Hampshire, kids, kids
come here, uh nine one one, what's your emergency?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yes, we know there's a naked man.