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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Y'all all stop, Yeah you are stupid
stories brought you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Buy air Comfort, your local carrier experts air Comfort.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's so funny, man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I just love the way a four year old talks,
like right, yesterday came out and he's like, I want
one to skip to and I'm like, all right. He
goes and I'm dropping dirt and he was like, oh,
drop the dirt. He had dad, dad, and he would
go out and basically like he likes picking up dirt clodes,
you know, because when you it's real sandy where I'm at,
(00:38):
So when you dig, you'll have just a clump of sand,
really packed densely, but it takes nothing to break it apart.
And for a four year old, it's his mighty muscles
that are breaking it apart. And he's all, look, how
pung I am, dadad He's old dirt close and they're
just crumbled. She's like, oh, cocking me up last night?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Alright, you ready rock and roll? Here he goes this
to some good ones.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This guy needs he needs a good getaway driver. This
bank robber got caught because he was well, he ran
a red light with a red light camera on it.
Camera caught a license plate. It was rental car, which
he rented under his.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Real phone number. See I told you they call him
stupid for a reason.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
All right, Ninety six percent of people said they would
not tip a robot for delivery. My question is not
the ninety six My question who the hell is the four.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Who?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm not tipping robots.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hell No, I.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Feel like that's one of the big incentives of having robots.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Who's going to Who's the four percent? Was like, I
gotta give that robots some money for what with oil?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What the school?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Ye? Who's the four percent? Weirdos you four percenters?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Man?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Apparently a pilot threatened to turn this plane around because
some woman was caught vaping in the bathroom. She says
she was stressed out. It's like that twenty one pilot
song is stressed out.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You're gonna be way more stressed out walking back to
your seat, everybody knowing you're the vaping chick.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, but I mean he just threatened. He didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I think you do the threats that everybody else
on the plane gives her the look like don't you
dare get up to go use the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I just don't understand why it's a story. Ooh,
he threatened. Ooh, so what shut up? Nobody was hurt.
Keep flying? Shut up? Um. How many tests owners.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Have reported vandalisms to their car some sort of vandalism
to their car?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What do you think the number is?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hmmm? I don't know. I think it's rather low, but
I think the people that happens to are are pretty vocal.
Less than a hundred no, what percent of test owners? Oh?
Less than a hundred? Well, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Two percent maybe forty percent?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really, forty percent of TESTA owners report that the car
has been vandalized.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
If people were vandalizing Testas because you don't agree with
somebody's political stance, you were wrong, You were ridiculous. Here's
exciting news. How much ultra processed food do we eat
on a daily Now, ultra processed different than processed ultra processed.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Is what do they add? There were two things that they.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Added, right, I think that's when it's like particularly salty
or particularly sugary.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, when they add a lot of sodium. Look, there's
a star only number of things that we eat and
consume on a regular that would be considered ultra processed.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Right, Almost everything we would be considered processed. Like if
it doesn't come out of the ground looking like how
you ate it, right, then it is pretty much it's
processed to some level.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, but this.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Brand new exciting study says every single bite of quote
ultra processed food.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, it's gonna increase your chance of in early death.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
At we should be happy, I mean, but what else?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What are the other options here? Man? Come on?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
So remember me telling you earlier today about that speedboat.
There's a story in here. It was doing over two
hundred miles an hour. Wow, dun, here's a pretty funny story.
So twenty seven year old university student climb Mount Fuji outside.
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So I guess there's a Mount Fuji climbing season.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, you know, makes sense. I mean, there's definitely climb
season here in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's a it is climbing season. This says a month
and a half outside of climbing season. Anyway, he got
rescued twice in four days because he returned to get
his cell phone. So this Chinese student who lives in Japan,
he was first rescued by a helicopter on Tuesday while
climbing Mount Fuji. It's dude, it's only ninety eight hundred
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feet above sea level. He was unable to descend the
trail after he lost one of his spike devices that
is attached to the bottom of his climbing shoes for
better traction. I guess he lost his footwear wasn't able
to climb it, so he had to be rescued via helicopter.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh was stuck?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Huh yeah, He's like, shoot, man, can't get out of appilk.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I can't go up, I can't go down.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But then days later, same dude returned to the mount
retrieve his cell phone. He had to be rescued again
on Saturday after his suffering. You're ready for this altitude sickness?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Man, Like really, he had to get altitude sickness today
after you went up the first.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Time, you had to get rescued.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So Mount Fuji's base is at about thirty five hundred
feet and then it goes up to about would you
say ninety eight hundred it's about a mile.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The whole mound's twelve three hundred and eighty eight feet
right above.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The delevation change from base to top is about a mile. Yeah, so,
but apparently altitude sickness is huge there. Like, I think
a lot of people are like, oh, yeah, I've been
living at two thousand feet. I got no problem going
up to ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like this, there's nothing but a little climb, man, Just
head on up. I mean, does take, if you know,
five or six hours to get up to the top.
But you're climbing up right, you know, about four on
the way down or something.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Four or five on the way down here.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, these people climb up, you know, six thousand feet
a day, and all of a sudden, I don't feel
so good. It's funny. My kids like to be spun
around the office chair we have in the desk. Yeah,
it's people real fast, faster daddy, so that they step
off of the chair and get out dizzy and fall
on the floor. It's kind of like altitude sickness, man.
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But yeah, to get rescued. It doesn't say whether he
got his phone.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Doesn't say whether they what they charged him for this, Well,
normally they don't. I feel like they don't for the
first one. The second one.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I feel like, if you look if you're going up
to rescue your phone.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You deserve to get charged, right, you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Know, like that ought to be like hold on, hold on,
you would have to get your phone.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, we charge you that one.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
First time. Shame on you. Second time, shame on us.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
First time you're dumb. Second time, you idiot, and you're
paying for it. So if you bought one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars or the scratch out tickets, how much
would you expect to win if you scratch them all off?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Like if I was just playing the odds?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Probably I want to say, like, well, I think they
say that the prizes are fifty percent, so I'm gonna
go with seventy five thousand. We're gonna go roughly half huhh.
So that's for long lot. Oh, I don't know about
the scratcher.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You've probably been seeing this story. It's been all over
the news this morning about these four people who committed
a series of deaths.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
From the Colorado Lottery.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They did the instant win scratch game tickets, so they've
been stealing them all up and down the front range. Okay, Richard,
Adam Tawny and a guy named David. So the charge
with stealing over one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and
scratch out lottery tickets from multiple you know places. So
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they basically they had a pretty good scam. So they
would lure the employee away from the store's counter by
distracting them, you know, by purchasing things like propane tanks.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
If you got a propane resale or something.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Like that, the tank's out front, you gotta come unlock
the cage for me.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, So the dude will go unlocked the cage or
something like that. They would you know, do the exchange whatever. Meanwhile,
in the store, the other guys would be over there
stealing all the lottery tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Just leaning over the counter. Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The other guys would sneak behind the counter steal high
value scratch tickets from the stores dispenser. Within hours of
theft and before the theft was discovered, they would go
to a different gas station to redeem prizes from the
stolen lottery tickets when they won. Okay, so I see
how they would do it. They would just you know,
rinse and repeat. Sure, let's see what we got to
(09:55):
that bet.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It was pretty exciting, you know, I mean it is
fun to scratch tickets. Yeah, you got one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, you know, it's a lot different because most of
the time I'm like, all right, I just want to
make my money back, just make my money back. These
guys all profit.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah so wow.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But b so this girl did not claim prizes of
six hundred dollars or more after redeeming the winning tickets.
Bee would share the illegal proceeds with her accomplice or
with his accomplices. The retail value the selling tickets and
prize money awarded had a total value of these thefts
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over one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So they they hit forty five times.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
They had forty five winning tickets. Yes, okay, so they
must have been doing like twenty and fifty dollars tickets together.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, they had the high end ticket.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There's no time to scratch them three dollars ones.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh no, my bad.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Forty five separate thefts, oh okay of lottery scratch tickets,
not forty five tickets, okay, or winning tickets.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So they leaned over the counter forty five times.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Grab yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, damn it. It doesn't say.
It doesn't say how many times they they went to
redeem them. I would love to know what that number was.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, you can only go redeem I want to say
six hundred dollars or less at the.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That's why she wouldn't. She wouldn't redeem the six hundred
dollars and more ones.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Right, So that really limits your no.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Because most time you win in it's thirty fifty sixty bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But if they hit a fifty thousand, sure out of
the batch. They're just not claiming that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
They're just taking it away man from all of us.
Damn you all.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You want to a great story about your tax dollars
at work? Come on, dude, sure, sure, glad you asked you.
While operating in the Red Sea on April twenty eighth,
USS Harry S. Truman lost an faaighteen E super Hornet,
lost it from the Yeah, lost it, lost it from
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a straight fighter squadron, and along with a tow tractor.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
According to the press release, the FAA T and E
was being towed in the hangar bay when the move
crew lost control of the aircraft, resulting in both the
super Hornet and the tow tractor going overboard.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh whoa, yeah, they lost it, didn't they too?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
They just dropped Oh just a sixty six million dollar
aircraft just right over the aircraft carrier's deck. Oh man,
oh man, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
That's gonna be a snorkel destination now, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And what's crazy? Is the same the same?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, it is the same aircraft carrier On July eight,
twenty twenty two, lost another Fa eighteen super Hornet, apparently
in the Mediterranean Sea. It blew off the flight deck
of the aircraft carrier due to bad weather.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
At least that one. At least that one they could
blame on bad weather. This one just wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Wait nah, hell no, you got a sixty million dollar
aircraft up there and the weather is bad enough to
blow it off. Why was it that thing protected or
strapped down? Like, sorry, but somebody's gotta be responsible.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You just can't leave them up.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, that's like nobody hauls a car without strap Why
didn't the things shrapped down?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Oh, we just got it. We just got her sitting
up there. If it makes it, it makes it now.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Man, Come on, the last time he saw carby until
her without a single strap on it?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Crazy. All right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Lastly, a man accused of breaking into a home. He's
in a large branch. He's now facing multiple charges after
investigators uncovered Ready for this, this is a bad night,
gone really really really worse. Like take bad and go
several levels above bad. So here's the story. Where's this
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guy's name? Let's see anyway, says burglary and progress. Nine
one deputy is gonna call out a burglary of process.
The discovered a naked man he using a large wooden
branch to shatter the glass of the back door.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
The residents at the home hid in another bedroom. You
whimps uh? They called nine one one, I hear this.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Alilejandro Barzaga was taken to custody by investigators.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Who later learned that he lived right by the residence
that he broke into.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh a neighbor huh.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Deputies went to Barzaga's home, where they found clothing and
a purse outside the garage door open. Upon entering the home,
deputies discovered evidence of a quote, large marijuana grove.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
This dude, I told you get worse.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They then called narcotics detectives to execute a search warrant.
You ready, man, this guy, here's his night about to
get really really, really really bad. To execue the search
warrant they found they found several guns, eighty five thousand
dollars in cash, twenty two pounds of cut up mushrooms,
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oh okay, the psychedelic bushrooms, twelve marijuana plant some budding,
three nap pounds in marijuana in bags, and more than
five pounds of marijuana edibles plus seventeen grams academene. They
also found a bunch of you know, drug paraphernilia, scales,
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all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
So bad night for this guy man.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But now some pieces are falling into place as to
why he was breaking in the neighbor's houses naked. I mean,
he's all smacked out.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I want to say it. He something do with how
many pounds of mushrooms are? Twenty two pounds of mushrooms?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Like, that's a lot of mushrooms, right right, I never
ever had a bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
They don't weigh anything.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Man, right, I rarely see him weighing pounds.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
They have twenty two pounds of mushrooms. That's I feel
like that's a garbage can. Plus you know, look, it's
a lot, all right, seven thirty nine. There is stupid
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