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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Steal All right, a couple of things. Uh, this is
not an emergency, however, I'm sure. Well it made a
lot of people freak out. So there was a lottery
drawing in North Carolina. It's a pick three drawing, so
it's obviously easier. The prize is as grandiose. But when
the numbers are nine one one, you expect a lot
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of people were playing it. Oh yeah, and there were
there's forty five hundred and one tickets n chosen. That's insane.
Can you imagine that many winners? I mean they split
the winning pers up right? No, does everybody get it
a certain amount?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Everybody gets a certain amount on that one, all right?
If you spent they had two different styles there. There
was a fifty cent ticket and a one dollar ticket. Okay,
the fifty cent ticket got you a dollar fifty or
two hundred and fifty bucks, and the one dollar ticket
got you five hundred bucks. They shelled out like one
point four million dollars on this one. Oh, don't worry,
they didn't lose money.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, they never lose money, even with forty five hundred winners.
Right right. Uh, I guess this iranium man broke his
own world record. He balanced ninety six spoons on his body.
Oh yeah, the record is not for balance to spoons though,
the world's loneliest person. Huh, bitch, Yeah, I love when
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they break their own record. Like, that's when you know
your bored. Bro, you got it relaxed, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No one else is trying.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Right, I'm gonna go out and break my own record.
But why that's when you know you're bored.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Looks like a young man in China was diagnosed with
parrot chlamydia after inhaling some chicken poop. Oh, I'm just
gonna tell you. If you have chickens, nobody, nobody these
any sort of chlamydia. Let lone parrot chlamydia.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Keep them away from the parrots, right, and the chickens.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I want to know how the chickens got infected with
parrot chlamydia? Right, what are you doing to the parrots?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What are we sure this isn't chicken chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Disguised as something else. No, it's parrot chlamydia with chickens.
Seems odd, I know. All right, England is the first
country in the world to start vaccinating people against gonorrhea.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh wow, we got all today.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I feel like England is really stepping up. Uh let's see.
There's a TikTok trend. I guess it's kind of weird
using the back tank of your toilet for toilet vases
and people just open up the back tank lid and
they just put a bunch of fresh flowers in there.
Oh okay, I mean it sounds nice, doesn't it, But
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really do you want that?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean, as long as you're not using those little
bleach capsules, I would think those would have an issue,
But sure, why not?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I guess I want to I don't need a bunch
of leaves and crap in my toilet. A bunch of branches.
It's a flower bouquet, right, You've seen a flower bouquet
water after it sits there for a little.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
While, Well, that's the thing you'll be flushing. Gets constant
recycling though.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wow, constant. I don't think it's so constant that we
need to be leaving flowers.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Isn't there wants a dime? Yeah, I mean there's.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Bathrooms in miles I don't flush once and then okay,
let's see. There's another list of things everyone has experienced
but nobody talks about, including saying things like huh for
the fourth time and still not hearing what somebody is saying,
having a quote temporary snack while trying to decide what
other snack you want, and thinking you're done with the dishes,
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only then noticing you turn around and all the pots
is still on the stove. I hate that one. And
accord to YUT reviews in and Out, Burger is America's
favorite burger chain. Really, you know, a little overrated, like
they're good, but America's best, America's best. I don't know
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that's saying a lot because it's not available everywhere, and
the line seems like it's kind of a distraction from
the ranking because you gotta I know, it moves fast,
but he's still epic. Yeah, I don't know. I mean
I just had one the other day for the first time.
I was like, oh, I mean, it's good, but the
best in the country.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think a lot of people just like singing in and.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Out because the references, because in their mind they're doing
it right, right.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They just don't want to be like, yeah, I McDonald's
is the best burger in the country.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hey, McDonald's. All right. It looks like in a study,
forty six person the kids sixteen to twenty one said
they'd rather be young in the world without the internet.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Honestly, I'm happy that I didn't have the internet until
oh I'm not at the age of seventeen, eighteen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but the sixteen to twenty one year olds are
the ones that, well, they're spending the most time on
the internet right right, but yet they won a world
without it, I mean, doesn't screams addiction like that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's up to them to break that cycle and take
the phones away from the kids, right, all.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right, So this is kind of a wild story, but
apparently there's been this big back and forth. If you
missed the news over the last week or so, Tommy
Lee and his wife split up. Now Tommy Lee's wife,
this woman named Brittney Britney. First, the reason they split up, well,
it's come out that apparently she got catfished by Ronnie
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Racky or was it Ronnie Racky, the front man of
Falling in Reverse. Apparently Ronnie has this this dude that
plays him on the internet. Like the reason I slowed
up so much on Facebook because this guy was copying
my post and trying to trying to ruin people out
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of a thousand bucks scam them. Well, somebody is impersonating
Ronnie Racky. This impersonator reached out to Britney.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Tommy Lee's wife split into her DMS if you will.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, he did, and apparently she took the bait. Oh no,
she was like, oh, I'm just supportive of rockers. No,
she's a hoe. She took the bait and then apparently
she came to Tommy Lee about it after the whole thing
kind of broke. Tommy Lee blew up about it and
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that's why they split up. Now she goes coach Tommy
was drinking, Well, yeah, because you were driving him to drink.
She was out. You know. It's funny because she made
a video trying to posture herself in the position that
she's just supportive of people in rock and Row, and.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
She just she throws out some names like John five.
She's like, these are all friends of my husband. I
like all their posts. Right, Well, she was all over
this dude. He slid up in her DMS and she
was taking a baite.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
She was agreen on everything and you know, and the
messages are just plaitely offensive, Like there is no way
any dude listened would feel okay with his wife answering
the questions and comments that she she was and how
she was answered it. No dude would feel.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right right right, she should have just not answered anything. Yeah,
Like that's the proper response is.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Because the messages were like show me your ass and
things like that, and she all was like into it.
And then she confronts Tommy Lee about it, or tells
Tommy Lee about it. He blows up and tells her
to kick rocks, and now she's online going it's not
my fault, I'm just supportive.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But apparently Tommy Lee confronted Running.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Racky about it, and Ronnie Racky's like, dude, I don't
know your girl. He's like, I don't know your girl
at all. I've never talked to her, let alone slid
up in her DMS and trying to hook up with her,
And Tommy Lee's like what and he's like, I got
none but love for Tommy Lee. So Ronnie Racky is
tired of dealing with it. He's been hit up apparently
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three or four times about it, like in this past weekend,
so he's at it.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
He's the one who was like, you're being catfish. That's
not me.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And apparently the same guy as catfished a couple other
people too. Okay, so how about that? How about Tommy
Lee's relationship getting blown up because of a catfishing scam
with Ronnie Radkey. That's I mean, Louke. It says a
lot about Britney, right, it does. I was speaking of that.
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We're hitting rumors. It's just rumors right now. But Bill
Belichick and Jordan Hudson might be engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And that might is a very very thin mite.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, it's looking like they are. But I'm like, okay,
we can't what. No, surely he's smarter, he's a smart guy, right,
Surely he's smart enough to pick that up. I mean
when I say pick that up, I mean realize what
she's hitting for. Anyway, some weird shoe trends.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh you're not going to talk about Bill's boat?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh? Yeah, Well, one example of it is Bill renamed
his boat. It said one plus eight rings.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It originally said eight rings.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, says one plus eight rings. And we say boat.
But let me tell you, when you say Bill Belichick's boat,
we were thinking of a yacht or some badass like
you know, lavish thing where you go out on the
high seas, spend a night or two, come back to port.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Maybe something made made for water skiing, or you know,
a boat boat.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
This boat was like, you'd see bigger boats hail on
my pump. You definitely see bigger boats today on Cherry Creek.
He will what Bill Belichick has. I'm like, how do
you even call that a boat? Like more like a
john boat with that board on.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It kind of float to the middle of your lake
and hang out and drink a couple of beers and
take it in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm like, wait, that is Bill Belichick's boat. That is
underwhelming for sure, And to put that grandiose title on it.
I didn't literally not even have a cabin or I
mean it seats maybe three.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It almost wasn't big enough for them to write one
plus eight rains a right.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I guarantee you they shrunk the original stencil, all right,
So let's get this shoot trim. There's a new trend
where people are wearing soccer cleats in everyday life, not
just when they're playing soccer. Okay, so people just have
on soccer cleats just to run errands in and I
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guess it's become a viral sensation with a hashtag boots
only summer and apparently that turned into a fashion statement.
And sure wearing stud of cleats and boots on asshole
concrete tile floors. Hey, man, I can't wait to see
the videos coming out of this fashion trend. For sure,
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these people are gonna it's to go down. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's been a long time since I've worn cleats and
I don't recall them being that comfortable when I was
wearing them.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well, you get the annoying click clack sound.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Is that what they're going for is just a clickack?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hell? If I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
We get you some tap shoes. Yeah, you get the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I just feel like people screaming for attention, and you
know what, that's only going to cause a lot more
people to take big wipeouts. So if you run around
in cleats, I'm waiting for the ball.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I saw some girl wearing cleats over the week. I
thought she was just on her way to soccer practice,
but a.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Way to shop. Man she shopping, all right, So this
is kind of weird, I guess. Twenty nine year old
man in Vancouver, British Columbia had to be rescued the
other day after he jumped off a bridge on a dare.
He got stranded on the side of the river. Somebody
caught it in the fireboat, made contact with the guy,
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gave him life jacket. Coastguard had to scramble to pick
the guy up param Mexican to the hospital. Cops talk
to him thinking he might, you know, have been trying
to kill himself because some people try to do that
off this bridge. Well it turned out now he wouldn't
try to kill himself. He jumped out the bridge because
somebody double dog dared him to.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Ooh the double dog down.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, man, and the police are like, what you you
got a dare and you jumped out the bridge. He said, yes,
sir officer. And then they searched him and found meth.
So now the Times saying that meth might have been
a factor.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
They treated him for minor injuries. Not clear what kind
of charges. He's gonna be facing. But yeah, surprisingly meth
makes it easy to convince some dumb dumb to jump
off a bridge.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's double dog there. You can't turn down the double
dog down.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
True. True. When somebody double dogs look, got double dog there,
you gotta do it. You have to. It's it's either
that or hand over your man card.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wasn't that the deal though? Like if you didn't do
the double dog there, then I have to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And if I do it, yeah, that makes you like
the ultimate loser, straight bitch, double dog there, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Finally, last week in Houston, man he asked somebody to
help move some furniture out of his house, not thinking
you know anything of it. The man that lived I
guess right beside of him went over and started moving
boxes just to help out, like a man, not a problem.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Everybody needs a hand every once.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
In a while. Yeah, I'll help you out. Well. Authorities
ended up arresting this guy, Stephen Elberly. They say that
this guy asked his neighbor to help move some furniture
at home. When the guy did, he went to grab
some heavy boxes. After he grabbed one or two of
the boxes that were in front. He goes and grabs
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a heavy box and he proceeds trying to drag it
to the driveway. Well, then the guy, this Stephen Elberly
dude apparently had to help him. And when he did,
the man noticed what was inside the box. A dead body.
Oh yeah, Now, a medal medical examiner identified his body
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as Luis Silva Mendez, a longtime contractor for this Stephen
Elberly guy. And apparently they say died from multiple stab
wounds by the hands of Stephen Elberly and apparently they
look at it. Every's neighbor noticed the remains inside the box.
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He tried to flee the scene. So as soon as
he saw what was inside the box, he took off running.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I think I'd do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Probably I'd be like, what the yeah has I probably
tackle the guy. So what do you think of he
sees the box, he takes off running. What does Stephen
Elberly do.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
This is the guy who owns the box.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes, this guy that was helping his neighbor move this box,
he knows the body is in there, and he knows
that this man just saw the body. What does he
do after the guy takes off running.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I think you gotta try to chase that guy down
and kill him.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what he did. Yeah, dude, Yeah, yeah, did he
kill him? He said he tried to fleet the scene,
jumping into this ceaseman's truck that was still parked there
at the time, not knowing it was the deceased dude's truck.
Oh yeah, apparently the Stephen Everly guy. He jumped in
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the back of the truck as this neighbor guy was
trying to drive off. He broke the windows. Uh, was
dragging him out as he was trying to start this
man's truck. He Uh, he did en up well, driving
a short distance, but because the dude was holding on
to him and crashed it. Everly walked walked himself back
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inside the house. Apparently he had a massive head injury
and he was bleeding all over his face. By the
time he got done patching up his face, the cops
were there and arrested him because somebody bystanders had witnessed
what had happened and it called nine to one one Wow.
He was a rest for murder, tampering with evidence, and
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attempting to take an officer's weapon. He was thrown buying
bars on a two million dollar bond. Wow. Whoops.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's kind of crazy though, that he still has that
dead guy's truck in his driveway and the police haven't
started asking questions.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I know, crazy, that dude jumped in a dead guy's truck.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Do they say how long that guy's been dead for?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It looks like just a few days.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, all right. Maybe they hadn't gotten around though discovering
the right.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wow, what a crazy story. Hey, man, just want to
help me move a box? You know you're running for
your life.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
STEPHYI if you're asking me to move this weekend, not
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
More of the story. Don't help anybody. And when anybody
asks you to help anything when it comes to moving,
called ninety one to one.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
If you got dead bodies, move those yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, really find that friend. We all have that friend,
all right, Lincoln Park. We'll do that. We'll do some
guns of roses. Guns of roses. How about those guys
firing the other drummer. They fired the the Steven Adler
I think it was the first one, but that guy
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and then fired the drummer that was how to replace him?
Mm hmm, because he was playing the wrong song.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah. Axent was like I had to inform him and
he was playing the wrong song up on stage, so
he fired him. After the show, he was like, no,
you're out.