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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBP I and your show time for
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
There's a.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Couple things in news. I guess species of male spiders
actually tie up the females before mating. The most common
of these spiders, Scoop.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Is Diddy long legs. Shut up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Disney is laying out hundreds of employees in his TV
and film divisions. Downright brutal. Just asked the remaining twenty
one Daminatians Buffalo Bills and longtime girlfriend Hailey Steinfeld they
got married. Most people were saying, well, it's close to it. Rings,
(00:55):
He's ever gonna get you? Buffalo Bills fans, every year
Kansas City Cheese punch your ticket. It's okay, they punch
IROs too, but it hurts more when you're in the playoffs.
You don't what I'm saying. Every year, every year, Patrick
Mahome goes in there and does.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A raw Dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Stadium lights kept going off during the Women's College Softball Championship.
After a brief investigation, it was determined that the electricians.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well they were women too. Sorry I played the sexis
in my bad side, but you can't. Okay, I'm not.
I'm not hate them, just true, No, just joke.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Woman in Louisiana she allegedly used sugar and chocolate to
wreck a vehicle she was feuding with somebody over a
quote shared romantic partner.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Twenty year old personal training in the.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
UK on the first date and apparently they're doing one
hundred twenty miles hour and they cause do you see
this this crash?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
First day, first date, running for cops? I mean sounds familiar.
I didn't run for the cops.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So yours was a second date?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My first date was Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Was the first Yeah, yeah, that was the first date.
I guess it was their second acquaintance because yeah, you
might say second day.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
As I play it out, Yeah I called that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm just wondering if maybe this was the date like
they put, you know, throw it out there on Tinder, like, hey,
join me for a night of high speed action.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And right running from the cops. Hey, look are you
like pen.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Looking for my partner in crime?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I mean, I can see how a lot of women
signed up with that, right, you know?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Like, Oh, it sounds like an exciting.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Hey, this sounds like an adventure. And then if I'm
just a ride along, it can't be nearly as bad.
I can just say I didn't have any control.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I'm into bad boys. It was obviously bad.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, you never know twenty two percent of parents
that lift their kids playing one hundred percent of the
family vacation quote down to the very last detail.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You imagine what a nightmare that would be. If Wyatt
wanted to plan a vacation, where would he go?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But you know he'd be happy with the park down
the street.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Really for seven days, NonStop.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Deputies in Lusa County, Florida arrested one of their own
after she was busted riding her motorcycle with fake license
tag that said chase him three. This Erica muzzy dude.
This is a share of deputy and she's slung out
in tattoos. This is like a scene from the Fast
and Furious movie setting up the next Paul Walker. So
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she's accused of possession of counterfeit license plates. Looks like
her and some other bikers. About nine pm on a Saturday,
she was riding with a group of motorcycles.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh at the wa wahs are great. Walls are meetups
in Florida. Everybody meets up with.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
The wah wah because was are like great little restaurants
slash gas stations.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
They have big charge area for all the EV vehicles.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
So a big parking lot.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, normally a big parking lot and really good food. Surprisingly,
but you see car clubs and the one by where
we do the TV show at, it's always.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Full of donks. Oh okay, like that's a real thing
in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm in the dunk neighborhood. I have some dunk neighbors.
They I believe it's the same pair of rims, and
they trade cars out hilarious and they keep They're just
always swapping the rims out in by parking on.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now you're a dunk too, We're a dunk.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You're a dunk. Everybody's a dunk. He's got to rotate
your uh yeah, rotate the tires. Still as your week
right now. It's a chrome van. It's like a blue chrome.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's a cool looking car.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah man, but with the dark tires.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh, I bet it's a hit everywhere they go, especially
pulling up at the daughter's house.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Anyway, she got pulled over with this group of motorcycle cycles.
She was told she was good to go, at least
she claims to, so she took off. Here's the problem,
she was not good to go. Oh yeah, so they
pursued her. She says she has the fake license plate
done because she often switches between a real license plate
and a prop tag for photographs.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That says chase me.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, that says chase me.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Surprised here, But the cops didn't buy in to their
fellow cops story.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
She was arrested. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I feel like that's a that's a rarity, actually, But
if you're acting that big of a fool, you gotta take.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Your in right right.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You think she's ever gonna be working as a cob again, hmm,
she might get hired by the FBI. Man, if you
see all the movies like Triple X, it's gonna be her.
Sound starts, yeah, man, sound starts. She was just looking
for promotion after six years. A man who admitted to
sexually gratify himself.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
With pull floats.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
U.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you plead guilty.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's stealing dozens and dozens of dunting done pull floats.
That's about all that in the story you need to know.
The rest is it gets a little too perfy. But
couldn't see that one coming.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And blacklisted from the dollar Tree.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
So a five thousand year old bread recipe. It's in Turkey,
it was been I guess it was recreated in Turkey,
and I guess it's some enormous hit. You gotta look
and see this five thousand year old bread recipe. Where
are you gonna find five thousand year old bread? A
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lot of people are thinking that Jesus is gonna be
making his long way to return in twenty twenty five.
Oh really, and you can make you can make real
money betting on it right now?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Really, yeah, which is kind of wild that.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They have to tell about what it takes to prove
that he is the real Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm sure you can click on the link here and
find out, because yeah, I wonder how much money people
make on it. Twenty three year old woman in Utah
I got arrested. She alleged you tried to strangle her
roommate last week after an argument over dirty dishes, Like damn,
you think you're in this significant other may scrap over
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dirty dishes. She tried to kill a roommate. Now, the
wording makes it sound like the plates weren't cleaned enough.
The roommate may have been slacking on, I know, her
share of the chores. Maybe Okay, you know how some
roommates be like, all right, I'm gonna do this, and
(08:17):
you know you have your living roommates.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you always have the I'll
get to it later. I'll get to it, like you.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Guys have a signed chores that you were responsible for. No, No,
sounds like that might have been a situation.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Police say.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The woman followed the victim as she ran towards her room.
After this woman started yelling at her, she pushed through
the closed bedroom door, made her follow the ground, grabbed
her by the hair and the neck, and then strangled
her to the point where she couldn't Breathe says, also
(08:55):
in parentheses, she also tried to kick her. Now that
does it sound like the roommate suffered you know, any
serious injuries? No update on her condition. The attacker was
charged to aggravated salt aggravated burglary. It's unclear who's going
to be doing the dishes from now.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I think one of them is moving out at this point.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Or they just settle with paper plays.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It depends how cheap the place.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Of check out this story, man, this is crazy afford
a woman's behind bars after cops say she fairly struck
a pedestrian before driving away, and then try to minimize
her actions by saying the victim that she hit was
just a homeless person.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Oh no, that's not going to go over very well.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Well, that's her defense man Evona Gohmans thirty two, facing
charges of leaving the scene of crash resulting in death,
resisting an officer without violence. Police officer witness crash tried
to stop her, but she didn't stop. She led to
kept driving until she was slowed by traffic. When the
cop caught up to her, he could smell alcohol coming
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from her breath, notes she had a well, bloodshot eyes.
There's also vomit in the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
She declined to complete a sobriety test, requested to speak
to an attorney.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
The judge noted at the bond hearing that Gomez said
to the officer, quote, it was just a homeless person
that I hit and it's just an accident.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
But it was just a homeless person.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh now she denies making that statement.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Unfortunately, that statement is going to be stuck to her
name online forever and ever.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Now it was just a homeless person, good Man said.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
The first thing comes up when you google you.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah. Man, not what you want to be on record
saying