July 24, 2025 • 14 mins
Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all all stop. Yeah you are
stupid stories brought to you by Taylor Jerry's and Billy
Birch tonight. Yeah, man, stop by when yourself Key could
fight off that at Harley Curtsey Trocity Cycles. All about it? Man, excited?
(00:21):
This thing is gonna be awesome. We give it away
on Sunday. Pretty cool man. You know what, it's National
Cousins Day. Oh really Yeah, that's a Cousday. Which look
that's like Valentine's Day and Kentucky saying, uh, Consumer reports
liz Suber is the most reliable car brand super huh
(00:42):
all right for lesbians, let me give shut I'm just kidding. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Uber.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Uber's doing it so cool. They'll let women drivers. Well,
Uber will let women drivers and riders request to avoid
being paired with men starting next month. Well, okay, what
about the man that don't want to be paired with
a woman driver. Our risk of intimate death is significantly
(01:10):
lower with a man driver. I'm just saying, what about
if we don't feel like getting in the car wreck
that night, can we can we suggest a man?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just make sure your uber picture is extra creepy, so
all the women automatically just turn it down. I don't
want to pick that guy up.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Uh. There's some recent TikTok chreins making the rounds. One
of them is mixing espresso and lemonade. Oh yeah, that
seems disgusting. There's another one about a Roman candle whiffleball
that sounds like pretty much America to me.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A man in Organ, So this is kind of a
funny story. A man in Organ. He was wearing a
shirt that say master baiter, all right, baiter, and he
had a fish on it. So he's a fisher guy, right,
even though his shirt it's it's a pun, but baiter
is spelled b a I t er fish baiter. Anyway,
(02:15):
he was wearing his shirt. He got arrested because he
was caught illegally fishing at lake and he had one
more fish than what you're supposed to have at the
count or whatever. But what's funny about the story is
in national news. It's just like the headline is a
man in Organ who's wearing a masturbator shirt was arrested
(02:35):
for illegally fishing at lake. The story out of Oregon.
Listen to this list, I just lack his organs so
left they say Oregon man in masturbator shirt arrested for
illegally killing fish. They make it sound so so like,
(02:56):
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
As opposed to people that are fishing and keep the
fish like in an aquarium, right right, right, pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's see other stories. A married couple in Connecticut got
arrested after they were caught trying to join the Mahi
Club on a flight in the presence of children. Oh
apparently they didn't go to the bathroom like normal people
trying to join the Mahigh Club. They were going out
straight into the aisle and the all next tw them
(03:31):
were kids. And I'm like, damn, that was on a
Jet Blue flight. Now, if you fly a Spirit, they'll
actually pay you to videotape it. A deputy in Oklahoma
was arrested for DUI after he crashed his patrol vehicle
into a street sign. The sheriff said, he's taking a
(03:54):
situation seriously. But other than drinking, the guy's been as
stand out a point.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Everything's great except for the alcohol part.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, except for the part where he drives in the
crap he's really good. A babysitter wants to know as
she was in the wrong after her mother freaked out
on her ordering door dash while she was watching their kids.
The mother said it was irresponsible to has somebody come
to the house without asking permission, even if they were
(04:28):
just leaving food at the door.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Uh no, overreaction from mom.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Think overreaction from mom.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I understand if she's inviting a boy over and you're
making out on the couch leaving food at the door.
I think the babysitter's all right with that one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I wouldn't know what kind of neighborhood this is, because damn,
who you got coming over the house? You can't even
like have a DoorDash dude come over and be like yo,
it is such a high risk of people like blowing
your head off. No what he is laughing like they
won't get a neighborhood? Is this like you gotta it's
gotta be a rough ass neighborhood where you can't even
(05:07):
have the door dass dude show them. Uh yeah, I
think mom probably overreacted on that one. How funny is this?
An influenced y'all? An influencer posted a video of herself
swimming through what she was describing as beautiful foam in
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh, it's like a phone party, but with swimming underneath that.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, you know, for us car guys, we know the
term seaphone. That's the cleanest thing. Maybe save seaphone. It's
a thing they happened sea phone, sea phone school, right,
beautiful sea phonephone. It wasn't sea phone, No, what was it?
It was raw suge. You seems like it's simp. It's
(06:01):
not somebody's butt, all right. I don't know, man, I
feel like there's a there's an avenue here. There's a
home buyer and it vertally discovered the skeletal remains of
a man who had previously been living at the home.
I feel like there's an avenue for like some horror
(06:24):
shows on HGTV where where they go in and just
find the remains of you know, right people in like
cross spaces.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know, it's like Zach Bggins takes over a show
on HGTV.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crawl space captures. All right. How about
this dude? You probably heard the dangers of taming bands,
right school, I have, especially with your pale, but he
is ghost white.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I didn't see a report yesterday that the young kids
are getting into the team again. Oh really, coming back
around going to tanning boots, laying out by the pool
with with not just sunscreen, but putting like the oils
on y magnifiers.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, that's where it's at.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I could do that. I guess the kids crave
the high UV days.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Me too. The kids right on the red path. That's
good for you. Twenty five year old man in Florida
named Henry Ounez Alvarado. He was at Planet Fitness working
on his fitness coop. Okay, I'm doing some fitness anyway.
(07:36):
Planet Fitness announced that they were closing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Boo boo, you.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Can't close up in the middle of my super set.
Ooh I'm feeling the burn anyway. For some reason, that
sent Henry into a what they call a frenzy. Uh now,
this is how you know it's a frenzy. I guess
when you strip off all your clothes, it's a frenzy.
Oh okay, anyway, dude got button naked, ran naked through
(08:03):
the gym, just like everybody's attitude. Where was he going
in old school where everybody was stripping the quad to
the quad. Everybody's doing it. He just started run through
the gym naked, and apparently he used some machine and
crawling the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh like, okay, I boosted himself up.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, he knocked down all kinds of tiles when he
was in the ceiling. He tried to start a fire
in the bathroom. How come nobody just knocked this dude anyway?
The gym, well, they called the cops. Police showed up.
They found Henry hiding inside a tanny bed, the rest
of him while he's still naked.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Planing fitness has tanning beds.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I wasn't aware, but listen to everything they charged him with. Man,
oh dude, he's being charged with indecent exposure, arson, criminal mischief,
providing false information law enforcement substance that they said, it's unclear.
They did a test, but it as it came back,
(09:07):
it's unclear whether he had substance in his system. He
had a lot of substance in the system. Guarantee you
all right. And lastly, it's a sad story. A plane crash.
Oh say, we're good to see a plane crash, right.
National Transportation Safety Board to find a reporter of the
crash killed Eugene Petola, Jr. He was the only person
(09:30):
on board. The aircraft listed several factors among its probable cause.
They included decisions by Peltola to fly the plane above
its maximum take off weight and to fix a set
of moose antlers to the right right wings strut that
(09:51):
caused serious drag, along with turbulent flight conditions in the
area they're going. So this guy got a moose. He's
with a group of hunters. They got a moose the
day before, and this guy quarters out the moose and
loads it all in this little tiny assessma moose. Well
(10:15):
over moose, I mean, this thing is enormous. He packs
all the meat in the damn passer's seat and all
in the back of the plane. Well, I mean far
surpassing the weight limited this little thing. And then he
tries to take off after he has fixed the moose antlers.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I mean they're huge, right, like bullhorns. They're at least
a little aerodynamic a moose antler. No, it's like just
a big plate, just big air blockers.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
For people that don't know. Like when I got my
skydive license, I was big in the skydiving. This this
thing called parasitic drag for every movement, you gotta have
a counter movement to remain stable in free fall or
when to find every every movement, like if you move
a fin or a rudder or something one direction, it's
(11:07):
gonna move that object, you know, in the direction you're
trying to steer it in right. But if you want
to stay neutral, every movement has to have a counter movement. Well,
on a plane, if you have fixed massive I mean
this things are seven eight feet just because the plane
moose antlers to the right damn wing, well of course
you're gonna have all kinds of parasitic drag. You're not
(11:29):
even gonna be able to steer the plane straight.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It feel like he got up off the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Absolutely like it didn't get far up off the ground.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm just wondering what he was thinking, like, Man, this
is gonna look so cool for all landing and moose
antlers on my right wing. Everyone's gonna be cheering for it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They're gonna write about me at the airport when I land. Uh,
the parasitic drag from the antlers they were attested to
the right wing. The last thing would be the wind,
the mechanical wind, tables at the end of the takeoff area.
Unfortunately for him, had he not had the antlers on
the right wing, he probably well, he might have been okay,
(12:12):
he might have had an altitude problem or issue because
he was so overweight.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But he could at least bring it in straight. Yeah,
all that drag on one side, you gotta think he
was almost spiraling.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, he said he didn't use scales the way the cargo, Well,
he's put it wrong place, and unfortunately, with the damn
antlers on the right wing, he just couldn't steer it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's something which sheer wheel power will not overcome, and
physics is one of those.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I mean, it's a hole my beard moment, but not
in the good way. It's like he dumb, dumb after
what I'm sure was a monumental, like epic cool moment.
Oh we got a moose and we're doing this hunters
or you know, dreams come true. You know, my uh
(13:10):
alasket hunting trip paid off and I'm bringing meat home
and save the family in case we you know, have
a nice age. So yeah, never made it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't know if mooses go to heaven or not,
but if they are, I'm sure they were waiting in
line together, just very awkward.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I was just laughing at this dude, like, you an idiot.
Moose can't fly uhr unaway, Evan. You think somebody would
have warned him? Who think somebody would have seen that
on the wing? Been like, yo, man, you might want
to take that down. You're gonna fly with that?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Maybe it was the only place they would fit it.
Sounds like he felt the entire inside of the plane
up with meat.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, but you can't put it on the wing of
a plane.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Just what you want me to leave up behind?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh god. A last I saw a story where Walmart
was expanding its drone service. Oh really yeah, which is
I guess good news, although a lot of customers I
feel like, can just drive their homes right to Walmart.
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all all stop. Yeah you are
stupid stories brought to you by Taylor Jerry's and Billy
Birch tonight. Yeah, man, stop by when yourself Key could
fight off that at Harley Curtsey Trocity Cycles. All about it? Man, excited?
(00:21):
This thing is gonna be awesome. We give it away
on Sunday. Pretty cool man. You know what, it's National
Cousins Day. Oh really Yeah, that's a Cousday. Which look
that's like Valentine's Day and Kentucky saying, uh, Consumer reports
liz Suber is the most reliable car brand super huh
(00:42):
all right for lesbians, let me give shut I'm just kidding. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Uber.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Uber's doing it so cool. They'll let women drivers. Well,
Uber will let women drivers and riders request to avoid
being paired with men starting next month. Well, okay, what
about the man that don't want to be paired with
a woman driver. Our risk of intimate death is significantly
(01:10):
lower with a man driver. I'm just saying, what about
if we don't feel like getting in the car wreck
that night, can we can we suggest a man?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Just make sure your uber picture is extra creepy, so
all the women automatically just turn it down. I don't
want to pick that guy up.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Uh. There's some recent TikTok chreins making the rounds. One
of them is mixing espresso and lemonade. Oh yeah, that
seems disgusting. There's another one about a Roman candle whiffleball
that sounds like pretty much America to me.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A man in Organ, So this is kind of a
funny story. A man in Organ. He was wearing a
shirt that say master baiter, all right, baiter, and he
had a fish on it. So he's a fisher guy, right,
even though his shirt it's it's a pun, but baiter
is spelled b a I t er fish baiter. Anyway,
(02:15):
he was wearing his shirt. He got arrested because he
was caught illegally fishing at lake and he had one
more fish than what you're supposed to have at the
count or whatever. But what's funny about the story is
in national news. It's just like the headline is a
man in Organ who's wearing a masturbator shirt was arrested
(02:35):
for illegally fishing at lake. The story out of Oregon.
Listen to this list, I just lack his organs so
left they say Oregon man in masturbator shirt arrested for
illegally killing fish. They make it sound so so like,
(02:56):
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
As opposed to people that are fishing and keep the
fish like in an aquarium, right right, right, pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's see other stories. A married couple in Connecticut got
arrested after they were caught trying to join the Mahi
Club on a flight in the presence of children. Oh
apparently they didn't go to the bathroom like normal people
trying to join the Mahigh Club. They were going out
straight into the aisle and the all next tw them
(03:31):
were kids. And I'm like, damn, that was on a
Jet Blue flight. Now, if you fly a Spirit, they'll
actually pay you to videotape it. A deputy in Oklahoma
was arrested for DUI after he crashed his patrol vehicle
into a street sign. The sheriff said, he's taking a
(03:54):
situation seriously. But other than drinking, the guy's been as
stand out a point.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Everything's great except for the alcohol part.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, except for the part where he drives in the
crap he's really good. A babysitter wants to know as
she was in the wrong after her mother freaked out
on her ordering door dash while she was watching their kids.
The mother said it was irresponsible to has somebody come
to the house without asking permission, even if they were
(04:28):
just leaving food at the door.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Uh no, overreaction from mom.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Think overreaction from mom.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I understand if she's inviting a boy over and you're
making out on the couch leaving food at the door.
I think the babysitter's all right with that one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I wouldn't know what kind of neighborhood this is, because damn,
who you got coming over the house? You can't even
like have a DoorDash dude come over and be like yo,
it is such a high risk of people like blowing
your head off. No what he is laughing like they
won't get a neighborhood? Is this like you gotta it's
gotta be a rough ass neighborhood where you can't even
(05:07):
have the door dass dude show them. Uh yeah, I
think mom probably overreacted on that one. How funny is this?
An influenced y'all? An influencer posted a video of herself
swimming through what she was describing as beautiful foam in
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh, it's like a phone party, but with swimming underneath that.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, you know, for us car guys, we know the
term seaphone. That's the cleanest thing. Maybe save seaphone. It's
a thing they happened sea phone, sea phone school, right,
beautiful sea phonephone. It wasn't sea phone, No, what was it?
It was raw suge. You seems like it's simp. It's
(06:01):
not somebody's butt, all right. I don't know, man, I
feel like there's a there's an avenue here. There's a
home buyer and it vertally discovered the skeletal remains of
a man who had previously been living at the home.
I feel like there's an avenue for like some horror
(06:24):
shows on HGTV where where they go in and just
find the remains of you know, right people in like
cross spaces.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know, it's like Zach Bggins takes over a show
on HGTV.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crawl space captures. All right. How about
this dude? You probably heard the dangers of taming bands,
right school, I have, especially with your pale, but he
is ghost white.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I didn't see a report yesterday that the young kids
are getting into the team again. Oh really, coming back
around going to tanning boots, laying out by the pool
with with not just sunscreen, but putting like the oils
on y magnifiers.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, that's where it's at.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I could do that. I guess the kids crave
the high UV days.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Me too. The kids right on the red path. That's
good for you. Twenty five year old man in Florida
named Henry Ounez Alvarado. He was at Planet Fitness working
on his fitness coop. Okay, I'm doing some fitness anyway.
(07:36):
Planet Fitness announced that they were closing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Boo boo, you.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Can't close up in the middle of my super set.
Ooh I'm feeling the burn anyway. For some reason, that
sent Henry into a what they call a frenzy. Uh now,
this is how you know it's a frenzy. I guess
when you strip off all your clothes, it's a frenzy.
Oh okay, anyway, dude got button naked, ran naked through
(08:03):
the gym, just like everybody's attitude. Where was he going
in old school where everybody was stripping the quad to
the quad. Everybody's doing it. He just started run through
the gym naked, and apparently he used some machine and
crawling the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh like, okay, I boosted himself up.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, he knocked down all kinds of tiles when he
was in the ceiling. He tried to start a fire
in the bathroom. How come nobody just knocked this dude anyway?
The gym, well, they called the cops. Police showed up.
They found Henry hiding inside a tanny bed, the rest
of him while he's still naked.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Planing fitness has tanning beds.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I wasn't aware, but listen to everything they charged him with. Man,
oh dude, he's being charged with indecent exposure, arson, criminal mischief,
providing false information law enforcement substance that they said, it's unclear.
They did a test, but it as it came back,
(09:07):
it's unclear whether he had substance in his system. He
had a lot of substance in the system. Guarantee you
all right. And lastly, it's a sad story. A plane crash.
Oh say, we're good to see a plane crash, right.
National Transportation Safety Board to find a reporter of the
crash killed Eugene Petola, Jr. He was the only person
(09:30):
on board. The aircraft listed several factors among its probable cause.
They included decisions by Peltola to fly the plane above
its maximum take off weight and to fix a set
of moose antlers to the right right wings strut that
(09:51):
caused serious drag, along with turbulent flight conditions in the
area they're going. So this guy got a moose. He's
with a group of hunters. They got a moose the
day before, and this guy quarters out the moose and
loads it all in this little tiny assessma moose. Well
(10:15):
over moose, I mean, this thing is enormous. He packs
all the meat in the damn passer's seat and all
in the back of the plane. Well, I mean far
surpassing the weight limited this little thing. And then he
tries to take off after he has fixed the moose antlers.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I mean they're huge, right, like bullhorns. They're at least
a little aerodynamic a moose antler. No, it's like just
a big plate, just big air blockers.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
For people that don't know. Like when I got my
skydive license, I was big in the skydiving. This this
thing called parasitic drag for every movement, you gotta have
a counter movement to remain stable in free fall or
when to find every every movement, like if you move
a fin or a rudder or something one direction, it's
(11:07):
gonna move that object, you know, in the direction you're
trying to steer it in right. But if you want
to stay neutral, every movement has to have a counter movement. Well,
on a plane, if you have fixed massive I mean
this things are seven eight feet just because the plane
moose antlers to the right damn wing, well of course
you're gonna have all kinds of parasitic drag. You're not
(11:29):
even gonna be able to steer the plane straight.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It feel like he got up off the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Absolutely like it didn't get far up off the ground.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm just wondering what he was thinking, like, Man, this
is gonna look so cool for all landing and moose
antlers on my right wing. Everyone's gonna be cheering for it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They're gonna write about me at the airport when I land. Uh,
the parasitic drag from the antlers they were attested to
the right wing. The last thing would be the wind,
the mechanical wind, tables at the end of the takeoff area.
Unfortunately for him, had he not had the antlers on
the right wing, he probably well, he might have been okay,
(12:12):
he might have had an altitude problem or issue because
he was so overweight.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But he could at least bring it in straight. Yeah,
all that drag on one side, you gotta think he
was almost spiraling.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, he said he didn't use scales the way the cargo, Well,
he's put it wrong place, and unfortunately, with the damn
antlers on the right wing, he just couldn't steer it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There's something which sheer wheel power will not overcome, and
physics is one of those.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I mean, it's a hole my beard moment, but not
in the good way. It's like he dumb, dumb after
what I'm sure was a monumental, like epic cool moment.
Oh we got a moose and we're doing this hunters
or you know, dreams come true. You know, my uh
(13:10):
alasket hunting trip paid off and I'm bringing meat home
and save the family in case we you know, have
a nice age. So yeah, never made it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't know if mooses go to heaven or not,
but if they are, I'm sure they were waiting in
line together, just very awkward.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I was just laughing at this dude, like, you an idiot.
Moose can't fly uhr unaway, Evan. You think somebody would
have warned him? Who think somebody would have seen that
on the wing? Been like, yo, man, you might want
to take that down. You're gonna fly with that?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Maybe it was the only place they would fit it.
Sounds like he felt the entire inside of the plane
up with meat.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, but you can't put it on the wing of
a plane.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Just what you want me to leave up behind?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh god. A last I saw a story where Walmart
was expanding its drone service. Oh really yeah, which is
I guess good news, although a lot of customers I
feel like, can just drive their homes right to Walmart.
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