August 22, 2025 • 19 mins
Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories. Stop. Yeah,
all stop, Yes you are stupid stories. Brought to you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By the Rods and Bods Movie Car Museum Auction. Today
is preview Day. There is an auction as well, but
preview Days starts at nine am if you want to
go take a look at the stuff before making a
bid on it, nine am.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Auction starts at five pm.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's a lot of viewing. There's a lot of licking,
all right, So Dad's gonna be fun. See done a
little bit later for that. Uh, let's see. In the news,
Reese Witherspoon says balancing work with her children is exhausting. Scoop, Oh,
just look at the bags under her nanny's eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The dodge on Villain new DURINGO SRT Hellcat, I don't know.
I think they they were originally when the hell Cat dropped.
I think it was only available for a couple of
years and they're like, we're not gonna make anymore, and
then they ended up making some more.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, looks like it is available for the twenty twenty
five and twenty twenty six model years. Wow, there's some
special editions like the Hammerhead, the Silver Bullet, and the
Brass Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The Brass Monkey, as well as.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The fully customizable jail break package.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ooh, what's that one? I bet that's expensive. Huh, that's crazy.
How much I bet they're spendye one hundred and fifty.
It's insane what cars costing now?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
These The twenty twenty five Dodge Durango SRT hellth carot
starts at a base of eighty six nine special edition
trims going up to one oh three two.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All right, well that's not bad crazy all right? Uh,
let's see. A woman in Milwaukee is facing a felony
charge after Leslie. She costs ten thousand dollars in damn
just to a DoorDash driver's vehicle over a failed chicken
wing order. Oh, I guess they mixed it up at
(02:09):
the store. She wasn't having it. She took all the
anger out on his car. It's not how it works, lady.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, man, don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I feel bad for DoorDash drivers. I saw this old
man dude yesterday. Me and the kids. We've gone down
to see cowgirl s you know, hopefully pull her through.
Doctors are giving about fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Champs right now.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So I was down there and Minka wanted to stay
with her a little bit longer, and I said, okay,
I'll take the kids. Because we showed up there in
different vehicles. So I was a kid, You want to
stop by Chipotle and they're like Chicken Britoh. So we
rolled in Chipotle, and man, while I was there, this
old old dude who was driving for door Dash. Dude,
he comes in and he parks out front. I can't
(02:54):
see this guy on the parking lot because he's so
it looks like you ever seen the dude walk in,
It looks like it hurts, like damn. He's got that
big ass belt, you know, the big belt that you
put around your waist, like an old school lifting belt,
but it's bigger. You know, he puts that on just
to walk in. He has to put that on. And
he's like kind of sash and back and forth. Goes
(03:16):
over to where the door Dash and you know, food
pickup stuff is and looking at his phone, looking at
the bags, grab some older and just walks out and
then undoes his belt, hops in and drives off. And
I'm thinking of myself, that dude. He had to be
(03:37):
seventy plus like wow, man, and then it looked like
it hurt. So look what I'm saying is invest all
the money possibly can your four O one k? And
yeah yeah, let's see a twenty four year old woman, no,
twenty four year old guy in Montana. He got rested
(03:59):
on Tuesday. He was driving one hundred twenty miles per
hour with two tires missing one hundred and twenty and
he was missing two tires.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wow. They sure he wasn't on a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And a motorcycle doing one hundred and twenty missing two tires.
I'm like, wow, you really pushing it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's gonna say maybe they the other way around. It
only had two tires.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Now he was driving missing two tires, clocked at one
hundred and twenty on his rims.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He stumbled out of the vehicle and he threw a
bag of drugs in the trash can beside where he
pulled over, like, holdah, hold on, bag, got it just
just hoppy right with more drugs there? Throw that in
(04:51):
there and get weed out of my back puffing all right?
What yeah? Man, totally hammered. He told police that he
had ten drinks and a xanax a couple hours beforehand.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh wow, I love.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That he didn't. You know, he didn't try to give
the normal answer to how many drinks he had too,
It's always two, right, Well, I'm being honest with you.
I had ten drinks a couple of inns. Wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The xanax tends to make you tell the truth. I
think you think, Yeah, you're just one of those. How
bad could it be?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Man in Florida who identified himself as an ice agent
got arrested for drunk driving last week. He had two
children in the car at the time of his arrest.
Of course he wasn't an ice.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Agent, just pretending.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh huh, just thought he'd clean that and Ky would
let him go. Idiot. A long time advisor for New
York's uh mayor Eric Adams. Listen this he gave a
journalist a fat water cash inside of bad of potato chips.
He got busted giving this big water cash inside a
(06:05):
bag of potato chips. She said. This is a long
time advisor for New York Mayor Eric Adams, who I
think is a Democrat. Was a Democrat. She said it
was just a quote gesture of friendship and gratitude. When's
the last time somebody in your workplace school hand you
(06:27):
a bag of chips full of hundreds?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh I know is I was told don't eat the
bags of chips anymore. So, right right right, those bags
of chips are not for you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Somebody give me a gesture of friendship and gratitude like that.
At work, I'm like, damn, here's a bag of son chips.
Here's a big ass of water cash. Nothing shady going
on there. God Duncan announced his fall menu has to
ride the stores nationwide. Pumpkin went through this yesterday. Man,
(07:03):
what why y'all was shooting summer in the foot? Let
summer leave peacefully. Don't stop rushing for all this pumpkin
spice crap is nonsensical. This is ridiculous. It's not time.
We're not ready. Nobody, stop it. Stop, Let's quit it.
Let Labor day pass before you start breaking out punkin stuff. Man, Damn,
(07:27):
New York City could get hit with thirteen foot waves
and coastal flooding through the Hurricane Aaron. Some areas can
see more than two foot of flooding.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, all right, they're doing an interview with a
guy that I think was in one of the Carolinas
and he was your typical surfer guy.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He was like, oh man, right, go get the big wave.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
We were stoked.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I think if you have two. They were like, yeah,
I mean we gonna get out there, and they're like,
don't go out there. Meanwhile, I got surfers coming from
all over like hell yes, it's like point break right
all over again. All right. Look, women who are on
o zipic. Damn, there's consequences, actions of consequences of package deal,
(08:14):
and there are consequences. Apparently there's a well these days
you can get filler in just about, well just about anything.
You put filler in, you know, under your eyes, cheekbones, nose, lips,
not just the not just the ones on your face.
(08:36):
And I'm not saying that out of this is I'm
reading write out stories. Lips, not just the ones on
your face. People are now getting filler in there. Uh up,
there they're wove and they're uh, they're they're putting. Yeah,
(08:57):
they're they're doing cosmetic procedures. Uh. Because apparently the term
you're ready for this, ozimpic vagina and Olympic volva have
have been googled so many times that there's well, there's
need for a solution. Uh, women who are taking the
(09:18):
weight loss drug as there's some other brands too, Montero
or something with Govi or something. They've reported significant changes
in their their area. I just say that better than
what their area. Their area has seen significant changes. It's
like different between a grape and are raising if you
know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Saying, their underwear Is it fitting properly anymore?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, apparently Olympic vagina is a real thing. It Uh well,
it it, it goes, it triples up and it uh yeah.
There's a grape a and then there's the zombie grape
or more commonly referred to as a raisin, and there's
(10:06):
you notice the difference in those. One is the leptious.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Everybody has their preferences, but appears that the grape is
the preferred one, right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And apparently Ozmpic is causing more the raisins than the grapes.
All right, Ready for the new kind of fish.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
New kind of fish.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Scientists goofed up and accidentally created a new kind of fish.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Is it delicious?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know how much meat is on this fish.
They don't answer these important questions. I mean it could
be the next ingredient their fish sticks, Gordon's new hybrid fish.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I mean, a fish stick is pretty good, but they
could definitely improve on it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So there's a new kind of fish. Scientists created what
they call a stertle fish. It's a hybrid between a
Russian sturgeon and an American paddlefish. Now, look, why are
you trying to force a relationship between Russian American fish?
Like there's some friction in the fish community there as
(11:10):
well as the human community, Like Russian American fish shouldn't be, uh,
you know, forced to mingle in these type of relationships. Bowfish,
which are considered endangered or bread well, it says they
bred in an unexpected way while in captivity in a
(11:31):
Hungarian lab.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
What's the unsuspected way?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know, man. I think they lived up some inocense,
some mood music and dim the lighting. Put it on
a little berry mini low.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What could be a good song to inspire fish to
get it on. And he's always come to mind. No,
not really, yeah, I'm not I'm not calling there's none
that it's gotta be one.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I'm just trying to figure out what this unusual way
is well, as far as I know, a fish lays
an egg and then another fish fertilizes the egg, and
that's how you get baby fished.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, allow me to answer your question. Oh, sperm and
eggs from the fish ended up creating hundreds of hybrid offspring,
but some have since died. According to researchers, survival and
all hybrid family groups range from sixty two to seventy
four percent thirty days after hashing. This also marks the
very first time successful hybrid hybridization has occurred between these
(12:43):
two species. This new sturtlefish came into its existence when
the research team tried to breed more Russian sturgeons via guynogenesis,
the type of asexual reproduction in which sperm is necessary
but leave no traces of its DNA behind. As a result,
(13:03):
the offspring ends up with one hundred percent maternal DNA.
This is where the American paddlefish comes in, as the
team used sperm from this fish to start the giogenesis
in the sturgeon, but the researchers didn't expect the sperm
and egg to fuse and create a brand new hybrid fish.
(13:30):
It said, some are close. Ah wow, look at this
Some of the hybrids aren't all the same, but some
are close to an even fifty to fifty genetic split
between their two parents, which is never happened before. Some
appear more sturgeon like, and the rest have stronger paddlefish traits.
All of the hybrids are carnivorous like the sturgeon. Yeah wow.
(13:57):
They say approximately one hundred stertlefish remain alive today. They
have no plans for creating more tirtle fish in the future.
A short lived life for the species that was never
meant to be. They're gonna let him die off. Oh wow,
you know how that happens? Right? Whoopsies, Look there that
(14:20):
there's fertilized. I didn't think that was possible. That's kind
of wild and I don't know. I don't mean to
perpetuate the stereotype here, but a man who was headed
to Bernie Man has been arrested on several drug charges. Scoop,
What no you mean to tell me a dude going
(14:41):
to a party in a desert with a bunch of
crazy different camps bands, things like trombone bands and whatever.
You mean to tell me they're gonna do drugs?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Something tells me he didn't have very much. Tell me
it was like a joint maybe alunter.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hold on, let me help you out with that scoop.
It just so happens on Wednesday. This past Wednesday, at
eleven ten pm, when do we talk to thor, an
officer from the Yarrington Police Department pulled over a cargo
van with obstructed plates. Oh and apparently it was driving.
(15:23):
He was driving left of the center line on the highway.
So look, do they really need a reason to pull
you over? Not really.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Failure to maintain a lane is a pretty easy one.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Pretty vague, joe, failure to maintain a lane? What So anyway,
again I mentioned it was eleven to ten pm. The driver,
guy named David Haynes, said he was headed to black
Rock City for Burning Man. It's probably not what you
want to tell the cops to be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, I'm going home from work, right.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I am on my way from the Live Rarey. Anyway,
Once he said he was headed the black Rock City
for Bernie Man. The cops, well, it caught over a
canine unit.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Smart move on their part.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He did an open air sniff. He just stood beside
the van and said, oh yeah, uh you ready, Okay,
how much drugs was David Haynes packing in his in
his van scoop announce a weed?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They found one hundred and four grams of cracked cocaine. Oh,
that's a lot of crack cocaine. Six point one grams
of meth. They found hundreds of ecstasy pills, psycho sila, mushrooms,
the good mushrooms, nine grams of powdered molly, nine point
(16:59):
nine ms of DMT three point four two CB So
I don't know what that is? Uh, all kinds of
LSD tabs, and multiple vate pins suspected of containing whatever
two CB is? What is two cb two cb? Yeah?
(17:26):
Police said that Graham scales and packaging materials were also found.
In addition, ready, there's more. There's more, various prescription drugs
including oxy cotones, vigamins, volumes, xanaxes. We're all found package
for sale. So, I don't know. Probably it's all it's
(17:48):
your private use. It's all private use. It's all.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
How long is burning man a week? Yeah? Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was arrested on drug charges.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Did I not hear any marijuana in the mix?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What marijuana? No, there's no marijuana. We're talking drugs here, man,
not marijuana. Do you know what two CB is?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Two CB was first synthesized in the early seventies. It
was believed to have potential therapeutic uses.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh, oh, it's always good.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's similar to mescalin. The hell is that it remains
popular as a club drugs, sometimes replacing or mimicking substances
like LSD or MDMA. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But man, when you got so many drugs, you got
drugs people never even heard of. I mean, not like
we're out here cracking off a bunch of drugs part
of punt, but damn, we got drugs not even heard of.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Like it's just known as four bromo two point Like
it's actual chemical. It doesn't even have like a street nickname.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, that's what it says, just found three point four
two CB. I'm like, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh, here's its slang name, NEXA.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh it's called it's called nexus.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I've never heard of that, but nexus. Someone offers you Nexus,
they're trying to give you some two CB.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Is there any substance to the three point four to
two CB? Is that different? Kind ors? Especially kind of nexus?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What is probably a similar kind of drug. A lot
of this is just chemical jargon.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, man, it's a shame it was. David Haynes is
gonna have one hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You're expecting him at black Rock, right, Make other plans.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
What do you mean, a drug lord got busted? Oh man,
I was gonna play the drug lord this time. Man,
shoot birdie. Man, y'all have fun.
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories. Stop. Yeah,
all stop, Yes you are stupid stories. Brought to you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By the Rods and Bods Movie Car Museum Auction. Today
is preview Day. There is an auction as well, but
preview Days starts at nine am if you want to
go take a look at the stuff before making a
bid on it, nine am.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Auction starts at five pm.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's a lot of viewing. There's a lot of licking,
all right, So Dad's gonna be fun. See done a
little bit later for that. Uh, let's see. In the news,
Reese Witherspoon says balancing work with her children is exhausting. Scoop, Oh,
just look at the bags under her nanny's eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The dodge on Villain new DURINGO SRT Hellcat, I don't know.
I think they they were originally when the hell Cat dropped.
I think it was only available for a couple of
years and they're like, we're not gonna make anymore, and
then they ended up making some more.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, looks like it is available for the twenty twenty
five and twenty twenty six model years. Wow, there's some
special editions like the Hammerhead, the Silver Bullet, and the
Brass Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The Brass Monkey, as well as.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The fully customizable jail break package.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ooh, what's that one? I bet that's expensive. Huh, that's crazy.
How much I bet they're spendye one hundred and fifty.
It's insane what cars costing now?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
These The twenty twenty five Dodge Durango SRT hellth carot
starts at a base of eighty six nine special edition
trims going up to one oh three two.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All right, well that's not bad crazy all right? Uh,
let's see. A woman in Milwaukee is facing a felony
charge after Leslie. She costs ten thousand dollars in damn
just to a DoorDash driver's vehicle over a failed chicken
wing order. Oh, I guess they mixed it up at
(02:09):
the store. She wasn't having it. She took all the
anger out on his car. It's not how it works, lady.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, man, don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I feel bad for DoorDash drivers. I saw this old
man dude yesterday. Me and the kids. We've gone down
to see cowgirl s you know, hopefully pull her through.
Doctors are giving about fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Champs right now.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So I was down there and Minka wanted to stay
with her a little bit longer, and I said, okay,
I'll take the kids. Because we showed up there in
different vehicles. So I was a kid, You want to
stop by Chipotle and they're like Chicken Britoh. So we
rolled in Chipotle, and man, while I was there, this
old old dude who was driving for door Dash. Dude,
he comes in and he parks out front. I can't
(02:54):
see this guy on the parking lot because he's so
it looks like you ever seen the dude walk in,
It looks like it hurts, like damn. He's got that
big ass belt, you know, the big belt that you
put around your waist, like an old school lifting belt,
but it's bigger. You know, he puts that on just
to walk in. He has to put that on. And
he's like kind of sash and back and forth. Goes
(03:16):
over to where the door Dash and you know, food
pickup stuff is and looking at his phone, looking at
the bags, grab some older and just walks out and
then undoes his belt, hops in and drives off. And
I'm thinking of myself, that dude. He had to be
(03:37):
seventy plus like wow, man, and then it looked like
it hurt. So look what I'm saying is invest all
the money possibly can your four O one k? And
yeah yeah, let's see a twenty four year old woman, no,
twenty four year old guy in Montana. He got rested
(03:59):
on Tuesday. He was driving one hundred twenty miles per
hour with two tires missing one hundred and twenty and
he was missing two tires.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wow. They sure he wasn't on a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And a motorcycle doing one hundred and twenty missing two tires.
I'm like, wow, you really pushing it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's gonna say maybe they the other way around. It
only had two tires.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Now he was driving missing two tires, clocked at one
hundred and twenty on his rims.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He stumbled out of the vehicle and he threw a
bag of drugs in the trash can beside where he
pulled over, like, holdah, hold on, bag, got it just
just hoppy right with more drugs there? Throw that in
(04:51):
there and get weed out of my back puffing all right?
What yeah? Man, totally hammered. He told police that he
had ten drinks and a xanax a couple hours beforehand.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh wow, I love.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That he didn't. You know, he didn't try to give
the normal answer to how many drinks he had too,
It's always two, right, Well, I'm being honest with you.
I had ten drinks a couple of inns. Wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The xanax tends to make you tell the truth. I
think you think, Yeah, you're just one of those. How
bad could it be?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Man in Florida who identified himself as an ice agent
got arrested for drunk driving last week. He had two
children in the car at the time of his arrest.
Of course he wasn't an ice.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Agent, just pretending.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh huh, just thought he'd clean that and Ky would
let him go. Idiot. A long time advisor for New
York's uh mayor Eric Adams. Listen this he gave a
journalist a fat water cash inside of bad of potato chips.
He got busted giving this big water cash inside a
(06:05):
bag of potato chips. She said. This is a long
time advisor for New York Mayor Eric Adams, who I
think is a Democrat. Was a Democrat. She said it
was just a quote gesture of friendship and gratitude. When's
the last time somebody in your workplace school hand you
(06:27):
a bag of chips full of hundreds?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh I know is I was told don't eat the
bags of chips anymore. So, right right right, those bags
of chips are not for you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Somebody give me a gesture of friendship and gratitude like that.
At work, I'm like, damn, here's a bag of son chips.
Here's a big ass of water cash. Nothing shady going
on there. God Duncan announced his fall menu has to
ride the stores nationwide. Pumpkin went through this yesterday. Man,
(07:03):
what why y'all was shooting summer in the foot? Let
summer leave peacefully. Don't stop rushing for all this pumpkin
spice crap is nonsensical. This is ridiculous. It's not time.
We're not ready. Nobody, stop it. Stop, Let's quit it.
Let Labor day pass before you start breaking out punkin stuff. Man, Damn,
(07:27):
New York City could get hit with thirteen foot waves
and coastal flooding through the Hurricane Aaron. Some areas can
see more than two foot of flooding.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, all right, they're doing an interview with a
guy that I think was in one of the Carolinas
and he was your typical surfer guy.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He was like, oh man, right, go get the big wave.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
We were stoked.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I think if you have two. They were like, yeah,
I mean we gonna get out there, and they're like,
don't go out there. Meanwhile, I got surfers coming from
all over like hell yes, it's like point break right
all over again. All right. Look, women who are on
o zipic. Damn, there's consequences, actions of consequences of package deal,
(08:14):
and there are consequences. Apparently there's a well these days
you can get filler in just about, well just about anything.
You put filler in, you know, under your eyes, cheekbones, nose, lips,
not just the not just the ones on your face.
(08:36):
And I'm not saying that out of this is I'm
reading write out stories. Lips, not just the ones on
your face. People are now getting filler in there. Uh up,
there they're wove and they're uh, they're they're putting. Yeah,
(08:57):
they're they're doing cosmetic procedures. Uh. Because apparently the term
you're ready for this, ozimpic vagina and Olympic volva have
have been googled so many times that there's well, there's
need for a solution. Uh, women who are taking the
(09:18):
weight loss drug as there's some other brands too, Montero
or something with Govi or something. They've reported significant changes
in their their area. I just say that better than
what their area. Their area has seen significant changes. It's
like different between a grape and are raising if you
know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Saying, their underwear Is it fitting properly anymore?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, apparently Olympic vagina is a real thing. It Uh well,
it it, it goes, it triples up and it uh yeah.
There's a grape a and then there's the zombie grape
or more commonly referred to as a raisin, and there's
(10:06):
you notice the difference in those. One is the leptious.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Everybody has their preferences, but appears that the grape is
the preferred one, right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And apparently Ozmpic is causing more the raisins than the grapes.
All right, Ready for the new kind of fish.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
New kind of fish.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Scientists goofed up and accidentally created a new kind of fish.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Is it delicious?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know how much meat is on this fish.
They don't answer these important questions. I mean it could
be the next ingredient their fish sticks, Gordon's new hybrid fish.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I mean, a fish stick is pretty good, but they
could definitely improve on it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So there's a new kind of fish. Scientists created what
they call a stertle fish. It's a hybrid between a
Russian sturgeon and an American paddlefish. Now, look, why are
you trying to force a relationship between Russian American fish?
Like there's some friction in the fish community there as
(11:10):
well as the human community, Like Russian American fish shouldn't be, uh,
you know, forced to mingle in these type of relationships. Bowfish,
which are considered endangered or bread well, it says they
bred in an unexpected way while in captivity in a
(11:31):
Hungarian lab.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
What's the unsuspected way?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know, man. I think they lived up some inocense,
some mood music and dim the lighting. Put it on
a little berry mini low.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What could be a good song to inspire fish to
get it on. And he's always come to mind. No,
not really, yeah, I'm not I'm not calling there's none
that it's gotta be one.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I'm just trying to figure out what this unusual way
is well, as far as I know, a fish lays
an egg and then another fish fertilizes the egg, and
that's how you get baby fished.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, allow me to answer your question. Oh, sperm and
eggs from the fish ended up creating hundreds of hybrid offspring,
but some have since died. According to researchers, survival and
all hybrid family groups range from sixty two to seventy
four percent thirty days after hashing. This also marks the
very first time successful hybrid hybridization has occurred between these
(12:43):
two species. This new sturtlefish came into its existence when
the research team tried to breed more Russian sturgeons via guynogenesis,
the type of asexual reproduction in which sperm is necessary
but leave no traces of its DNA behind. As a result,
(13:03):
the offspring ends up with one hundred percent maternal DNA.
This is where the American paddlefish comes in, as the
team used sperm from this fish to start the giogenesis
in the sturgeon, but the researchers didn't expect the sperm
and egg to fuse and create a brand new hybrid fish.
(13:30):
It said, some are close. Ah wow, look at this
Some of the hybrids aren't all the same, but some
are close to an even fifty to fifty genetic split
between their two parents, which is never happened before. Some
appear more sturgeon like, and the rest have stronger paddlefish traits.
All of the hybrids are carnivorous like the sturgeon. Yeah wow.
(13:57):
They say approximately one hundred stertlefish remain alive today. They
have no plans for creating more tirtle fish in the future.
A short lived life for the species that was never
meant to be. They're gonna let him die off. Oh wow,
you know how that happens? Right? Whoopsies, Look there that
(14:20):
there's fertilized. I didn't think that was possible. That's kind
of wild and I don't know. I don't mean to
perpetuate the stereotype here, but a man who was headed
to Bernie Man has been arrested on several drug charges. Scoop,
What no you mean to tell me a dude going
(14:41):
to a party in a desert with a bunch of
crazy different camps bands, things like trombone bands and whatever.
You mean to tell me they're gonna do drugs?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Something tells me he didn't have very much. Tell me
it was like a joint maybe alunter.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hold on, let me help you out with that scoop.
It just so happens on Wednesday. This past Wednesday, at
eleven ten pm, when do we talk to thor, an
officer from the Yarrington Police Department pulled over a cargo
van with obstructed plates. Oh and apparently it was driving.
(15:23):
He was driving left of the center line on the highway.
So look, do they really need a reason to pull
you over? Not really.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Failure to maintain a lane is a pretty easy one.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Pretty vague, joe, failure to maintain a lane? What So anyway,
again I mentioned it was eleven to ten pm. The driver,
guy named David Haynes, said he was headed to black
Rock City for Burning Man. It's probably not what you
want to tell the cops to be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, I'm going home from work, right.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I am on my way from the Live Rarey. Anyway,
Once he said he was headed the black Rock City
for Bernie Man. The cops, well, it caught over a
canine unit.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Smart move on their part.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He did an open air sniff. He just stood beside
the van and said, oh yeah, uh you ready, Okay,
how much drugs was David Haynes packing in his in
his van scoop announce a weed?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They found one hundred and four grams of cracked cocaine. Oh,
that's a lot of crack cocaine. Six point one grams
of meth. They found hundreds of ecstasy pills, psycho sila, mushrooms,
the good mushrooms, nine grams of powdered molly, nine point
(16:59):
nine ms of DMT three point four two CB So
I don't know what that is? Uh, all kinds of
LSD tabs, and multiple vate pins suspected of containing whatever
two CB is? What is two cb two cb? Yeah?
(17:26):
Police said that Graham scales and packaging materials were also found.
In addition, ready, there's more. There's more, various prescription drugs
including oxy cotones, vigamins, volumes, xanaxes. We're all found package
for sale. So, I don't know. Probably it's all it's
(17:48):
your private use. It's all private use. It's all.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
How long is burning man a week? Yeah? Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was arrested on drug charges.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Did I not hear any marijuana in the mix?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What marijuana? No, there's no marijuana. We're talking drugs here, man,
not marijuana. Do you know what two CB is?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Two CB was first synthesized in the early seventies. It
was believed to have potential therapeutic uses.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh, oh, it's always good.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's similar to mescalin. The hell is that it remains
popular as a club drugs, sometimes replacing or mimicking substances
like LSD or MDMA. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But man, when you got so many drugs, you got
drugs people never even heard of. I mean, not like
we're out here cracking off a bunch of drugs part
of punt, but damn, we got drugs not even heard of.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Like it's just known as four bromo two point Like
it's actual chemical. It doesn't even have like a street nickname.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, that's what it says, just found three point four
two CB. I'm like, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Oh, here's its slang name, NEXA.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh it's called it's called nexus.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I've never heard of that, but nexus. Someone offers you Nexus,
they're trying to give you some two CB.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Is there any substance to the three point four to
two CB? Is that different? Kind ors? Especially kind of nexus?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What is probably a similar kind of drug. A lot
of this is just chemical jargon.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, man, it's a shame it was. David Haynes is
gonna have one hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You're expecting him at black Rock, right, Make other plans.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
What do you mean, a drug lord got busted? Oh man,
I was gonna play the drug lord this time. Man,
shoot birdie. Man, y'all have fun.
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