October 15, 2025 • 11 mins
Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stoll y'all all stop dumb dums.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Stuff. So surprising the number of Americans that say they
would redo their college experience if they could. To me,
redo is go back and do it all over but different.
Uh not repeat. However, the number is pretty significant. Thirty
eight percent of people in America say they'd redo their
(00:36):
college experience if they could. I didn't finish mons. I
guess what's the youth? All right? The most expensive city
in the world for hotel stays is Boston.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In the world. Yeah, wow, Yeah, I was expecting China
or Middle East or somebody besides US.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, followed by New York City, Zurich, Switzerland, Milan, Italy,
and Paris. Hmm, what do I Boston?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So Google see what's the average price for a hotel?
What do you think it is? In Denver?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Of course, doesn't want to give me the average. He
just wants to drop hotel prices on me. Right, we
got the Studio Allston Hotel for twoh five, the Verb
Hotel for three twenty nine, the Revolution Hotel for two
twenty two. Let's see what happens when I changed this
to Denver. Yeah yeah, Denver gives us like the Renaissance
(01:47):
Hotel at eighty five dollars a night, Catbird Hotel for
one hundred and forty seven. Cat Bird were like half
of what they are.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Damn oh so prison No, well fun, the Pinki's out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Boston isn't really one of those cities though that I'm like,
you know where I want to go on vacation? Boston
just number really comes up on the list. I know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm wonder why.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know, because hotels are so expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's a great please get stabbed. Stab the manufacturing engineer
from Santa Rose, California one the fifties second World Championship
punking way off. This thing is stoopid. Have you seen
this thing? No? Two thousand, three hundred and forty six
pound punkin Wow, good gord, that's good one, all right.
(02:41):
Ireland's famous Molly Malone statue. She got a boob job.
Oh well, so over the years tourists always walk up
and they grab her booze. Okay, it's a thing, done
it before, oh eh, And just go up and you
honk the horns, Well, the horns worn down.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She made a brass, yeah, copper something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, but now there's a new big handful of the
So enough people touched the brass that it reduced them
I guess yeah, And so they had to go in
and touch them up. It's like when you know you
have a stone staircase, you know, we're hundreds of years that,
you know. I got to go up years ago and
Lean Tower at Pisa, which is awesome. And this the
(03:28):
staircase was all like, it was all worn down. It
was almost more of a ramp than a staircase in
the middle of it. Anyway, it's wild. Uh. Let's see
a man in Florida got arrested, so his wife turned
down the ultimate ultimate like invite, Like, at what point
(03:51):
would a wife ever refused to go to Chili's with
her husband. She's refused to go chili I mean, what
kind of crazy lady is he married to? You don't
get to offer the fine down like that too often
Chili's And she said no, anyway, they gotta fight. He
(04:15):
got arrested for leslie attacking, attacking his wife in their home,
and another man in Florida. Thirty two old guy is
now facing domestic violence charges after leslie he hit his
dad during the argument that began when the father ask
a prostitute that the son brought home to leave the house.
(04:38):
This dirty ass like son is bringing prostitutes into his
dad's house and he beats his dad.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Up in front of the prostitute.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Come on, that is next level. You have to at
least get old teil rum or something man right, like
you only paying about an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I understand rent is expensive, but you got to find
a different place.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Besides, you're thirty two years old, cuz you should not
be bringing prostestes home to your like to your dad's house.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Come on, he have prostitute money. That means you should
be getting close to rent money.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You have to move out money, right, or at least
another night in another location.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Money. She was a really cheap bunker, right, a.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Really expensive one. Come on, Dad, get back to that conversation, like, Dad,
don't do it, get out, Dad.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Don't embarrass me in front of the prostitute.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Dad. No, no, no, no, dad. Oh that's a father
son bonding Well it wasn't a bonding moment for then.
Uh Instagram is setting up new rules for teenage and
teams accounts. I guess that are inspired by the guidelines
for PG thirteen movies.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh okay, just let you know so you get one
or two outbawms.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yes, all right, so listen to these numbers. Colleges
can typically have one hundred players on the football roster,
with up to eighty five eligible for full ride scholarships.
There are one hundred and thirty three Division one FCS
football teams and one hundred and twenty eight FBS Division
(06:35):
one football teams in college That means that there can
be over twenty five thousand players in Division one college football,
and at all those players, one player at Colorado State
University in Fort Collins, hands down's got the coolest name
(06:56):
in college football. That name Rocky Beers. Shout out to
Rocky Beers, Joe, Rocky Dude. Come on, is there a
better for Colorado?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Right for Colorado?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Name out there?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Get that guy in nil deal.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Something, Rocky Beers.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Come on. I wonder what we could offer up for
at nil KBP I rocks the Rocky Beers, Um, I mean,
I don't know what it entails. Maybe we can give
him a knife.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Uh. His name coincides with the two things the state
is known for, in case you didn't know, the Rocky
mountains and beer. Uh, they say in the story it
was written in the stars the seniors in his last
year of school before he graduates. One of the best
names in college football. We'll soon graduate with him. So
(07:57):
pretty funny rocky beer. Then get better.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Disappointed the cours hasn't reached out to him for an
nil deal. Somebody needs to right as a senior, he's
over twenty one, then right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's a damn good name for something. Somebody in marketing
take advantage here, Please exploit this man.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
If you have your own brewery, why don't you just
come out with the rocky beers.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
A woman in New Jersey is facing charges after a
slow checkout line prompted her to buy a knife and
then we'll stab the customer in front of her. It
happened Saturday at Marshalls. See that's the kind of low
rint crap we expected, marsh That is a Marshall's move,
for sure, no doubt a Marshall's move.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They got knives here.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So not really knives, man. This crazy ass lady bought
a bunch of kitchen like kitchen wear stuff. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Not to get technical, but did she buy it or
did she just pick it up off the shelf.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
This woman, Amber Thompson, was behind the victim who was
I guess they got some heated argument. According to police,
Amber bought a set of kitchen knives, removed one from
the box, pursued the woman in the parking lot, and
stabbed her up multiple times. But here's what's funny. The
(09:20):
woman showed up at the hospital with some punctural ones
to her torso, but the cops said it was all superficial.
She probably was Marshal's imagining. It was one of some
of them rounded butter knives and she's out there just
damn it. This is the worst shank ever. Anyway, there
(09:41):
was enough to get her arrested, Like damn, thanksful, the
woman's gonna be okay. It's not clear if Amber already
had the knives in her cart or went back to
get him after the argument, but she did pay for them,
of course. She walked out of assaulted this woman in
(10:02):
the parking lot. Cops did arrest her for aggravating assault
with a butter knife. That's pretty funny though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I would like to know at what point did she
say I'm gonna stab this woman? Was you know, she
picked up the knives, looked at it, and goes, ah,
you know what I'm gonna do with these? I got
a plan.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I feel like if she already had them in her cart,
then it was just it was convenient, you know, to
go ahead and stab her. Well, look, i'm here, I
got these dolass kitchen eyes. I might as well stab
you up. But if she went back to get him,
you would think she would a the selection that marsh
us I would imagine be better than some dol lass
(10:44):
butter knife. You would imagine you would, I don't know,
get a steak knife or something of a point to it,
you know. But maybe she was in a hurry because
she didn't want old girl to get out of parking
lot without a good stab up right, So maybe she
just grabbed the first thing she could find, uh and
in that case just some dull butter knife. I'm not
sure how large this silverware alley is at Marshall's imagine
(11:07):
it's not that big.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I wonder if maybe it was just already in the
lane sort of a hey, don't forget this.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Before you leave kitchen where kitchen out there shaking her
up with some plastic knights.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Beed a while since I've been to Marshalls.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I just want to see it. Hold On, let me
get this out of the cart. Hold on, get it
out of that box. You know she had to, you know,
because I imagine this tied in there some way with
like a bread tie or a zip tiel like thing.
You know, She's like, get her hold on, let's get
this knife out of this car. But hold on, I'm
gonna stab you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It definitely wasn't in a blister pack though, no nocuse,
she never would have gotten that out in time to
right right, hurry up, I need to stab this woman.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Ladies, calm down,
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stoll y'all all stop dumb dums.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Stuff. So surprising the number of Americans that say they
would redo their college experience if they could. To me,
redo is go back and do it all over but different.
Uh not repeat. However, the number is pretty significant. Thirty
eight percent of people in America say they'd redo their
(00:36):
college experience if they could. I didn't finish mons. I
guess what's the youth? All right? The most expensive city
in the world for hotel stays is Boston.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In the world. Yeah, wow, Yeah, I was expecting China
or Middle East or somebody besides US.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, followed by New York City, Zurich, Switzerland, Milan, Italy,
and Paris. Hmm, what do I Boston?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So Google see what's the average price for a hotel?
What do you think it is? In Denver?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Of course, doesn't want to give me the average. He
just wants to drop hotel prices on me. Right, we
got the Studio Allston Hotel for twoh five, the Verb
Hotel for three twenty nine, the Revolution Hotel for two
twenty two. Let's see what happens when I changed this
to Denver. Yeah yeah, Denver gives us like the Renaissance
(01:47):
Hotel at eighty five dollars a night, Catbird Hotel for
one hundred and forty seven. Cat Bird were like half
of what they are.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Damn oh so prison No, well fun, the Pinki's out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Boston isn't really one of those cities though that I'm like,
you know where I want to go on vacation? Boston
just number really comes up on the list. I know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm wonder why.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know, because hotels are so expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's a great please get stabbed. Stab the manufacturing engineer
from Santa Rose, California one the fifties second World Championship
punking way off. This thing is stoopid. Have you seen
this thing? No? Two thousand, three hundred and forty six
pound punkin Wow, good gord, that's good one, all right.
(02:41):
Ireland's famous Molly Malone statue. She got a boob job.
Oh well, so over the years tourists always walk up
and they grab her booze. Okay, it's a thing, done
it before, oh eh, And just go up and you
honk the horns, Well, the horns worn down.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She made a brass, yeah, copper something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, but now there's a new big handful of the
So enough people touched the brass that it reduced them
I guess yeah, And so they had to go in
and touch them up. It's like when you know you
have a stone staircase, you know, we're hundreds of years that,
you know. I got to go up years ago and
Lean Tower at Pisa, which is awesome. And this the
(03:28):
staircase was all like, it was all worn down. It
was almost more of a ramp than a staircase in
the middle of it. Anyway, it's wild. Uh. Let's see
a man in Florida got arrested, so his wife turned
down the ultimate ultimate like invite, Like, at what point
(03:51):
would a wife ever refused to go to Chili's with
her husband. She's refused to go chili I mean, what
kind of crazy lady is he married to? You don't
get to offer the fine down like that too often
Chili's And she said no, anyway, they gotta fight. He
(04:15):
got arrested for leslie attacking, attacking his wife in their home,
and another man in Florida. Thirty two old guy is
now facing domestic violence charges after leslie he hit his
dad during the argument that began when the father ask
a prostitute that the son brought home to leave the house.
(04:38):
This dirty ass like son is bringing prostitutes into his
dad's house and he beats his dad.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Up in front of the prostitute.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Come on, that is next level. You have to at
least get old teil rum or something man right, like
you only paying about an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I understand rent is expensive, but you got to find
a different place.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Besides, you're thirty two years old, cuz you should not
be bringing prostestes home to your like to your dad's house.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Come on, he have prostitute money. That means you should
be getting close to rent money.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You have to move out money, right, or at least
another night in another location.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Money. She was a really cheap bunker, right, a.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Really expensive one. Come on, Dad, get back to that conversation, like, Dad,
don't do it, get out, Dad.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Don't embarrass me in front of the prostitute.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Dad. No, no, no, no, dad. Oh that's a father
son bonding Well it wasn't a bonding moment for then.
Uh Instagram is setting up new rules for teenage and
teams accounts. I guess that are inspired by the guidelines
for PG thirteen movies.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh okay, just let you know so you get one
or two outbawms.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yes, all right, so listen to these numbers. Colleges
can typically have one hundred players on the football roster,
with up to eighty five eligible for full ride scholarships.
There are one hundred and thirty three Division one FCS
football teams and one hundred and twenty eight FBS Division
(06:35):
one football teams in college That means that there can
be over twenty five thousand players in Division one college football,
and at all those players, one player at Colorado State
University in Fort Collins, hands down's got the coolest name
(06:56):
in college football. That name Rocky Beers. Shout out to
Rocky Beers, Joe, Rocky Dude. Come on, is there a
better for Colorado?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Right for Colorado?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Name out there?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Get that guy in nil deal.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Something, Rocky Beers.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Come on. I wonder what we could offer up for
at nil KBP I rocks the Rocky Beers, Um, I mean,
I don't know what it entails. Maybe we can give
him a knife.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Uh. His name coincides with the two things the state
is known for, in case you didn't know, the Rocky
mountains and beer. Uh, they say in the story it
was written in the stars the seniors in his last
year of school before he graduates. One of the best
names in college football. We'll soon graduate with him. So
(07:57):
pretty funny rocky beer. Then get better.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Disappointed the cours hasn't reached out to him for an
nil deal. Somebody needs to right as a senior, he's
over twenty one, then right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's a damn good name for something. Somebody in marketing
take advantage here, Please exploit this man.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
If you have your own brewery, why don't you just
come out with the rocky beers.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
A woman in New Jersey is facing charges after a
slow checkout line prompted her to buy a knife and
then we'll stab the customer in front of her. It
happened Saturday at Marshalls. See that's the kind of low
rint crap we expected, marsh That is a Marshall's move,
for sure, no doubt a Marshall's move.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They got knives here.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So not really knives, man. This crazy ass lady bought
a bunch of kitchen like kitchen wear stuff. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Not to get technical, but did she buy it or
did she just pick it up off the shelf.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
This woman, Amber Thompson, was behind the victim who was
I guess they got some heated argument. According to police,
Amber bought a set of kitchen knives, removed one from
the box, pursued the woman in the parking lot, and
stabbed her up multiple times. But here's what's funny. The
(09:20):
woman showed up at the hospital with some punctural ones
to her torso, but the cops said it was all superficial.
She probably was Marshal's imagining. It was one of some
of them rounded butter knives and she's out there just
damn it. This is the worst shank ever. Anyway, there
(09:41):
was enough to get her arrested, Like damn, thanksful, the
woman's gonna be okay. It's not clear if Amber already
had the knives in her cart or went back to
get him after the argument, but she did pay for them,
of course. She walked out of assaulted this woman in
(10:02):
the parking lot. Cops did arrest her for aggravating assault
with a butter knife. That's pretty funny though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I would like to know at what point did she
say I'm gonna stab this woman? Was you know, she
picked up the knives, looked at it, and goes, ah,
you know what I'm gonna do with these? I got
a plan.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I feel like if she already had them in her cart,
then it was just it was convenient, you know, to
go ahead and stab her. Well, look, i'm here, I
got these dolass kitchen eyes. I might as well stab
you up. But if she went back to get him,
you would think she would a the selection that marsh
us I would imagine be better than some dol lass
(10:44):
butter knife. You would imagine you would, I don't know,
get a steak knife or something of a point to it,
you know. But maybe she was in a hurry because
she didn't want old girl to get out of parking
lot without a good stab up right, So maybe she
just grabbed the first thing she could find, uh and
in that case just some dull butter knife. I'm not
sure how large this silverware alley is at Marshall's imagine
(11:07):
it's not that big.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I wonder if maybe it was just already in the
lane sort of a hey, don't forget this.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Before you leave kitchen where kitchen out there shaking her
up with some plastic knights.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Beed a while since I've been to Marshalls.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I just want to see it. Hold On, let me
get this out of the cart. Hold on, get it
out of that box. You know she had to, you know,
because I imagine this tied in there some way with
like a bread tie or a zip tiel like thing.
You know, She's like, get her hold on, let's get
this knife out of this car. But hold on, I'm
gonna stab you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It definitely wasn't in a blister pack though, no nocuse,
she never would have gotten that out in time to
right right, hurry up, I need to stab this woman.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Ladies, calm down,
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