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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP I and your show time
for stupid stories, y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So yeah, you are stupid stories brought you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
By steal Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey know what was funny? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So there's a story I'm gonna get to you in
a minute about the big heist this They stole a
ton of jewelry from the louver and they used the
damn Well, I'll just get to in a second. There's
some steal related Uh apparently I thought this was kind
of a funny headline because Eminem is dating his longtime stylist.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anybody got an issue? Were concerned with that? Eybody? Do you?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No? No?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't, All right, I do.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why is that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Dudes had the same style since like ninety six? Bro, Like,
she's been ribbing this man out now they're dating. This
girl has been trying to get here for decades. He's
had the same as the dude look the same for
two decades.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
He's got a stylist. What how does he need a stut?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
He has not changed his look at all. Uh yo,
my hair just just die a blonde and he cut
it real tired, Okay, cool, hoody, hoody, all right, late,
what stylist.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now that they're in a relationship, she's gonna change everything.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, He'll come on tomorrow, long hair.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm gonna fix you now.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Eminem uh for a share called.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He called it an altercation above a McDonald's worker and
two customers a mcmess after it left one of the
men with a minor gunshot wound to the neck. This
tutor was an employee named one Soto.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Uh. Pickleball eye injuries. Apparently you're on the.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Rise eye injuries.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Huh from pickleball.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, I could see that. That's why you wear the goggles,
right right, don't think you're too cool to wear the goggles.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Tell me too cool to wear goggles.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's like racquetball. A lot of people get in playing racketball.
They're like, I don't need the goggles. They get hit
once in the eye, and yep, they'll never they'll never
avoid those goggles again.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So this is gonna be interesting. Miami is gonna be
testing out these self driving police cars that launched drones.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah. We talked about this from Yeah, well, we.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Talked about the drones stations and these drone cop cars
were coming. It looks like Miami is the first city
to sign up. We'll see how that goes. The drones
stations are what's really scary, right woo, man.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's gonna be the new Miami Vice.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I know, man, But like we said on Friday, everybody's
gonna be duct taping a little drone stations ceiling together.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You can't launch it, you can't get the roof up.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This is kind of funny because what was the old
TV show was like, oh, this is my brother Daryl
and his other brother Daryl.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
New Heart, New Heart.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So here's a real life case of well, a couple
brothers from Kentucky named Darryl an the other one, well,
his name is Daryl too. A man shot killed Sunday
morning homicide near the southeast Louisville has been identified and
police say he is the brother two men arrested for
(03:15):
his murder Sunday afternoon in the Louisville Metro Police onicide
you Know arrested thirty seven year old Daryl Burnette and
a thirty six year old man named Kyra Page for
the fatal shooting. Jefferson County Corrider identified the victim as
a thirty year old Darryl Burnett Junior so they arrested
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Daryl Burnett and the victim, Daryl Burnett Junior is my brother.
Daryl is mother brother, Daryl my kid. Like, you know,
Dad was so proud of himself, right, He's like, you
know what, here's gonna be a senior. There's you know what,
You're just you're nothing. You're gonna be a junior. That's
what you're gonna be. You're a junior. Daryl's all over
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the place.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, Dad was Darryl sim the first kid Darryl had
another kid. Was like, you know what, we need another Darryl.
So he changed the spelling.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Just a hair's ma Daryl. Did he change the spelling?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, he did, d d A r r e L
and d A r r y L. I was joking
when I said that earlier.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They did.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, that had to have been confusing around the house, though,
not you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Darryl, Daryl, Darryl not Darryl.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Alright.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
People were sharing quote upper middle class problems like stuff
like having to work around an ice drink an ice
drinks inconvenient skating times, repairing an aging doc at your
lake house, uh, or not having enough garage space to
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park your car in.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Or all your cars.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Upper middle class problems. More and more restaurant diners are
leaving without pain. Oh, restaurants are having more and more
people through the old dining dash than ever before, including
the incident where somebody skipped out after putting down a
fake thousand dollars bill. Now restaurants are putting cameras throughout
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dining rooms and parking lots so they could shame people
who don't pay on social media.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Good they should do that.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, get your car, get your license plate. Do you
know these people they didn't pay. Shaman's good. Shaman's good
for society. There's a reason they did everything in like
a center courtyard or something like that, because shame is good.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And they still do that today. Look at you know
how they arrested.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
He had to bring it up with several people, you know,
regardless of your political affiliation. They would wait until there
are cameras around. And you know that one dude was
he lived like a mile from the FBI, and he's like,
do you want me to turn myself in. They're like, no, no,
We'll just wait till you go to the airport and
rush anyway. Yeah, there's something to the shaming aspect of it.
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So get I hope they do get what they deserve.
So you ever found something been like finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
What when does it go beyond that? I mean, I
found it, but damn, I gotta I gotta give that back.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's too nice. There is that right right? You know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think everybody has their own personal barometer of that.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But okay, Well, police and Maine are looking for an
older man who picked up a wallet and walked away
with almost seventy five hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Apparently they had inadvertently left it on the roof of
their car and they drove off had about seventy four
hundred change in it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's a lot of money in a wallet, big ass.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Even if they're all hundreds, you're talking about seventy five
of those. That's a that's a yam, that's a thick.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He just held up like three inches. I believe his concept.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In a wallet folded over.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I mean it's it's a decent amount. But would
you find it as keepers loose as weepers it?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I mean the license is right there, other identifying himself
is right there in the wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Look too bad for this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Once you know the guy's face and his damn yeah
brown bag full of cash that's mine, right, wallet with
your picture on it.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
That probably needs to go back to you. Ah right,
these broken the This was insane to hear about it.
They broke him the Louver Museum yesterday. They used the
crane to smash an upstairs window. And then they still
they say in this story eight priceless objects from an
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area that housed the French Crown jewels. And then what's
even more insane, they used like dirt bikes like motorbikes
to escape. The reason we brought it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Up during this steel sponsorship is guess what they use
to cut in.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
They used to steal concrete saw so you can change
steel to stole. But yeah, they use that look. And
we were talking about man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Just think if you get a steel concrete saw, you
could have anything in the world you want.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I mean, there's a marketing opportunity for steel. I don't
know if they'll.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Take or not.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I mean it does play into their name and everything else.
It's pronounced that way, right, But yeah, I'm just saying
they did use the best of the best. No no
spen spared when you got to get in use the steel,
and I guess one. So when I heard this on
the way in, I didn't hear that it was just
eight pieces. I heard it was eight pieces and a
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lot more and one smaller piece that they dropped them
the way out. Just that piece a loan was worth
tens of millions. So no telling how much they ended
up getting away with. But from what I heard, they
had probably already started dissecting these jewels and started, you know,
grinding them down the different stones and melting down the
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precious metals, and you know, to the point where they
will never be found again, that they'll just reappear, you know,
in this world as something completely different, right, and that wild.
And they used dirt bikes, and they had all this
like crazy ways to get in and out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean they used it. They stole like a crane.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, it's like a big cherry picker sort of thing,
just lifted them up, punched through a window. And they
did this like during operating hours. It wasn't like this
was the middle of the night sort of. They're just
dressed as construction workers and oh.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Really yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I mean short of the breaking in through the second floor.
I'm sure first floor has a lot better. You know,
who are you, what are you doing here? Security? But
a construction guy going up on a cherry picker probably
doesn't get too many second looks.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
In broad daylight. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Well, look that happened. You know that happened at the Louver.
This happened well in Westchester County, New York. It's it's
almost the same. See these guys broke in an amusement park
and they stole hundreds of stuffed animals. It's it's our
version of that, just different. They just released photos. They
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broke into this place called Playland Park Northern Manhattan, right
on the beach, and they got in by pulling up
in a small boat.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So it's closed.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They use a cherry pick or crane like that, and
this guy's use a small boat and then they just
well it was just before midnight and they hopped the fence,
cut a bunch of cables in a control room, crammed
two hundred stuffed animals in garbage bags.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
So it's real similar. They didn't leave on dirt bikes.
They left on the boat.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
They also tried to tip a photo booth over at
the boardwalk, but it was too heavy for them because.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
They're weak, feeble and don't drink enough milk.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Anyway, they thought that cutting the cables would shut down
the security cameras, but unfortunately for them, there are multiple
shots of these dumb dumbs.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
With their faces clear as day.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So yeah, police haven't found them yet, but they really
just started looking.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So yeah, your day's are number man.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Unlike the guys that got by with stealing the jewels,
these guys aren't quite as quite as quick.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you know what I'm saying, call the police. If
you're approached by somebody trying to sell you a banana
with dreadlocks, well ross to.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Have, yeah of stuff. If somebody's trying to yo, I
got some warmis over here. I got some warmies, two
hundred stuffed animals. And lastly, the Swiss Shoe Company, well
they're the makers. They have a line of footwork called Clouds.
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They have hollow pods on the sol. They're supposed to
make it feel like you're walking on clouds. Here's the
problem with walking on cloud scoop, what's that they're walking
on loud clouds.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Loud clouds.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, apparently a lot of people have been complaining that
they make a squeaky sound when you walk on them,
and that squeaky.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Sound what never goes away?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, people on line have been talking about it for
over a year now. There's a class action lawsuit against
Swiss shoe company. People think it's a defect, and they
think that the the the expense they pay for these
shoes far well, it's unjustified with the shoe.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Sweet squeak, squeak, squeak squeak.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Could you stop walking squeak squeak everywhere? That drives me crazy.
It looks like more than ten styles have been mentioned
in the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
The shoes typically go between one hundred and forty one
and eighty dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I mean to walk on clouds, Yes, squeaky clouds, still cloud.
The company hasn't commented on the lawsuit, but they had
denied warranty claims related to the issue because they feel
like it falls under a quote normal wear and tear.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Part of me says, just don't buy them again.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
They don't feel like it's a defect.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Maybe let them refund them. I don't know. Class action
lawsuit seems a little over the top of that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
There's some hacks to try to keep your shoe from
squeaking again.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
But do you know what, man own it, just just
own it. Squeak, squeak.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm squeaking.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What squeak?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What you're gonna say about it?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I got this Eminem stylist. She's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Squeak, squeak, squeak,