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October 28, 2025 15 mins
Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call.  Woman shows up, and burns down his house.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all all st yes you are stories brought.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You buy steal and steal dealers dot com.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're all hypocrites. I just want to apologize to the
people are called old at fifteen when I was eighteen,
I was just yeah, sorry brother.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
But they were older. They still are.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, let's see, Uh this is pretty good. A
pair of burglars broke into a restaurant in Arizona. Now
the suspects for cot on the security camera, breaking the
endo the restaurant. But before they broke into the restaurant,
they had little uh, well little romantic rendezvut under this
flowered arch in the patio. This restaurant is known for

(00:50):
this huge like it's a photo op spot. You know,
they got this massive arch. This is covered in flowers
and people will take photos of it all time in
the patio. Well, this couple decided to.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh they defiled the flower.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh yeah, man. They engaged in some sexual activities under
the flower arch, and then the restaurant said do you
know these people and shared their photos on social media.
You know they're gonna get busted because you know for
a fact they always go there if they knew about
the arch, especially if they're willing to get on. Whose

(01:26):
idea you think that was his or hers?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think they probably were eating out on the patio
and she mentioned it, and this was his romantic way
of being like, I listened to you, I heard what
you said about about that flowered arch.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm taking out what you're putting down. Let's break into
this place. They took a bunch of money from the register,
they forced it open, took a bunch of liquor out
of Catinus, and so they're not the best of people.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Was this after they hooked up.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, they hooked up on the patio first and then
broke into the restaurant just saying hey, I mean respect
to say you know, well, you know what happens.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
She was looking for her partner in crime and she
found him.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You think it was just a secret run? It like
funny seeing you here under this arch. Spain's National police
have arrested seven people expected to see them. More than
eleven hundred chairs from outdoor seating areas and restaurants and
bars got Madrid in just two months, and they really have.

(02:34):
They've gone up and down the outdoor bar districts when
they've been closed and just been loading up all the
chairs and they've been crossing the country line or whatever
and selling them in Spain. It is selling themirs.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's quite a few.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Chairs, look supplying, man. You know, the Pope's new astronomer
says he baptized an alien from out of space.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, so a lot going on there.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I didn't think the Pope boy believed in astronomy. I
guess i'd be astrology. I guess he's fully in on astronomy.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know, Man, aliens baptized an alien seems odd.
I got a lot of questions, like what if? What
if they don't like water?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Right? If it's like the aliens from Signs? Yeah, right,
you baptize them. All of a sudden, you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Killed the man you're starting, you know, intergalactic wars and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, maybe don'ing baptize the aliens.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
We just throw a little bit on him. See their reaction. First,
if you have a Gmail account, guess what what? Everybody
else knows it Now to one hundred and eighty three
million Gmail accounts haven't compromised following this massive data breach.
That revealed passwords am more earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh no, like.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
One hundred and eighty three millions, so basically all of
them right right, hurricane and listens to coming to This
thing is ferocious. It's category five. It's what it's heading
to the Caribbean right, especially Jamaica, Cuba in that area.
Any updates, like what's the what was the sustained wind.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
One hundred and seventy five miles per hour sustained winds
earlier this morning, And it looks like I don't know
if it's picked up speed at all, but it was speed.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Out can it? It's pretty going fast.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
The winds are blowing fast, but as a whole it
was really just sort of creeping along.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, yeah too, so yeah, so I was dumping forty
inches of rain, right, dude, insane, more.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Than three feet of rain. That's more than we get
in an entire year, all in a day.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's crazy. Delta flight, Uh, doesn't the flight attendant
make a pretty big mistake during the flight last Saturday
when he accidentally deployed the emergency slide. The plane was
still at the gate of the time. But you can't
just deflate it, repack it and go. It's a very
complicated process. The airline says it costs between ready for this,

(05:18):
sixty and seventy five thousand dollars to shove that raft
back in the plane. Really, dude, what where the business right?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Folding slides?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Right? Who's the dude to say, Oh, I'm the only
slide folder in the country.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's a union job.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Uh, you get paid like forty five thousand dollars a slide.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I was thinking maybe five to ten thousand, sixty.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Seventy g's a pack of slide in the plane. Somebody
better explain this.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I guess that's why they don't have them. But the
kids bounce places right.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, no wonder well, they rolled up as fast as
they rode out. They swallowed up little Timmy. The flat
was supposed to go from Pittsburgh to Salt Lake City canceled.
Passengers had to be put on later flights. A few
of them extended into the next day. Oh. The flight

(06:18):
attendant apologized, said he had twenty six years experience and
that has never happened before. I mean, I guess good.
But at the same time, damn, seventy g's and everybody
lost their That would suck.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I mean, being all ready to go home and
they're like, sorry, problem on our end. You can play
home tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
And I imagine the passengers weren't offering a chance to
slide on the side. South Carolina man alleged you thought
would be a good idea prank? Is that girlfriend by
sneaking sneaking into her house, hiding in her shower with
a big ass kitchen knife, and wearing her panties on
his head? Sounds like fellas any dude who's an ex

(07:09):
x x X panies. Yeah, I think that'd be a
good idea, And the history of good ideas has that
ever crossed the line?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
She's a huge fan of Psycho. She's gonna love this.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Right, You think this idea is bad? You all see
my mother laugh choices. Listen to this moron. Dude. Oh oh,
not only was he wearing her panties on his head,
he didn't have on anything else.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh only the panties, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Nothing else, hiding her shower, the kitchen knife. Holy moly,
this dude's dead.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh, it depends contact and actions. We're so extreme and
outrageous as to exceed all the possible bounds of decency
and should be regarded as atrocious and utly tolerance in
the civilized community. They go on to say. According to
the victim, Arnold, That's Trick's boyfriend, traveled her a home

(08:08):
in downtown Charleston on the evening of May second, while
she was out with some friends. He allegedly entered her
residence and hid in the shower excuse me, with a
pair of underwear concealing his face. I want to be
took a moment to select his favorite pair.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh, I liked what she wore these?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I like the biggest pair or the smilest par.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Do you think newer U scoop?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Which pile did they come out of?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Uh, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and
say they came out of the new clean pile, the
clean pile. That's when we go newer used cleaner, not clean.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Anyway, he allegedly entered a residence, hitting her shower, pair
of underwear on her face, on his face, with no
pants or undergarments on, while in possession of a quote
large kitchen knife. The defendant was not wearing clothing other
than the planet's underwear that was drake draped on his head,
concealing his appearance. Now what's crazy is once she got in,

(09:12):
she chained clothes and apparently this house is on the
same piece of property that her parents' house is on. Oh,
and she was gonna go over and see her parents.
But this dude, listen to this. He comes out of
her bathroom and apparently he began to approach her at
a rapid pace while wielding the aforementioned knife. Can you

(09:36):
imagine how scary this kid was, Like, how scary this
moment was for her, Like seeing this dumb ass naked
where panties on his head coming at you with a
knife down your hallway. And apparently she was able to
get the knife out of his hands. They scuffled. The
defendant pressed his hands against the planet's throat, hearted to

(10:00):
the ground, and choked her forcefully. The planet was able
to remove her underwear from the defendant's face, thus exposing
him completely. Upon the removal of the underwear, Arnold allegedly
stopped choking his ex and began muttering uncontrollably. That's when

(10:22):
the woman rushed over to her parents house called the police.
Arnold legged tried telling the woman that he was quote
trying to prank her in an attempt to lighten the
mood so that they could talk. What. Oh damn, I mean, hello, nurse,

(10:46):
that's a little psycho.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm sure the story doesn't say, but why did they
break up?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I mean, obviously he loves her.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It seemed like it was such a stable relationship going on, right, I.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Mean, if I had to judge this couple, I'd say
they were cut above the rest. A guy in New
Jersey invited a woman over for a boot a call.
All right, yes, Now, look, here's the problem is saying
booty call. Texts a little while for this booty call
girl to keep over.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You know, it never seems to show up as fast
as you'd like it to.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, no, and unfortunately he fall well, he'd fallen asleep
by the time the booty call showed up at the
front door.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh no, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So this this girl named Tahi Taha shoot no uh
he Russell, that's the girl texted this guy that she
been Oh damn, cops say, thirty five year old time.
He Russell texted the guy she'd been sleeping with, named
Curtis Stokes, who describes her as his side chick. She

(11:57):
texted hello and he told her come up. His exact words,
by the way, was quote ready, bring your ass. That's Oh,
that's the that's all you need. Three words really engulfed
this entire relationship. Bring your ass, that's all she needed.
It was a very late night text, and she didn't

(12:20):
get to his place till four in the morning. Oh,
bring your ass.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Bring your ass.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Four in the morning, so he was sleeping. He didn't
answer the door. So oh, crazy cuckoo bird text a
bunch of angry stells said you wasted my money to
come out here, and then she texted in this. She
texted him, I see you want to die.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh yeah, She's like.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Nothing says I'm guilty, like texting the dude, I see
you want to die. So she goes to a gas
station by a bunch of ladder flood and matches dumped
it all over his house and set this dude's damn
house on fire.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh wow, he woke up and his place was fully
in gold in flames. He couldn't even get out the door.
He had to quote forcefully remove an entire window frame
to save himself. He ran to a police station that
was nearby and just a T shirt, didn't have any pants,
he had secondary burns. H he was covered in suit.

(13:28):
Cops charged damn it charged with six six different crimes,
including attempted murder. Wow, yeah, you want to die. She's
a little crazy. I mean, dude, she was willing to
risk it all for the deed man, right, she didn't care.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Now I need to know what time did that first
bring your ass text show up at? Because you gotta
imagine like after forty five minutes, you're like, she ain't
showing up, and then you give her an extra fifteen
Then you're like, Okay, I'm going to bed, right.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean, I feel like there's a window there, right.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I mean if this first one came in at one
point thirty and she's not showing up till four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, she said, she said, what was her text? You
you wasted my money? Uh yeah, this is a text.
Sounds like she maybe took an uber Oh okay, she
said you wasted my money to come out here. So
it sounds like she didn't necessarily driver because you know,

(14:35):
what is maybe gas? Like what would that be other
than that?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I mean, she spent a little bit more because she
walked to the or she got herself to the grocery
store or the gas station to get the lighter fluid. True. True,
So it wasn't like she was flat broke.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I see you want to die. He's like, no, actually,
I just want to get a nice little bit of sleep,
it's all. I feel like if she would have just
talked to him a little bit, maybe been a little
bit better at waking him up, like damn, right, right,
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