October 30, 2025 • 15 mins
Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories. St y'all all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop, Yeah you are stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We asked chat gpt about her names for rock band.
We got a couple of good ones Man Twisted Wire
and Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Midnight Frequency. Another one, Ghosts of the main Frame, Ghost
of the main Frame.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's a good one too. We're deciding what today's AI
song should be because for the first time in thirty
five years, there is no rap songs in the top
forty of the Hot one hundred. I know it sounds weird.
That's a that's a crazy stat Wow, what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The what happened to rap?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah? I guess we're gonna have to come up with a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Rap Shaboozy ruined it on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're bringing a rap back here on KDPR. We're gonna
stay it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Maybe a monkey song today needs to be a rap song?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, all right, carry carrying.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Shadowed. That was a great song.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm telling you about two thirds of US adults will
celebrate Halloween in some way this year, says just five percent.
Adults say they will pass out healthy snacks. Look if
you pass out healthy snacks. You deserve to get beat up.
I'm just saying you deserve slapped to the face, punched
the face, elbow drop, Like somebody should do something so
that you don't ever distribute healthy snacks again.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Egg prices have dropped to levels where you can't afford
to give out raisins this year.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right right, egg prices a drop, So again Democrats have
another bitch about it. Yeah, healthy snacks will get you, uh,
we'll get you treated not necessarily the best of ways. Here,
here's an apple, I don't think so you go in
there and find me a snicker quick. Halloween candy halls, well,
(01:55):
apparently they're gonna be a little bit smaller. Oh yeah,
candy prices. It's twenty twenty, all right, they've jumped seventy
eight percent, and apparently they look a little different this
year because people are swapping chocolate out for cheaper alternatives.
But the next story says non chocolate candy is taking
lead this Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So which is it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Are they doing because they have to or is it
because gummies and other colorful sweets have well have toppled chocolate.
It's big chocolate going to lobby for big, big law changes.
Chocolate share of Halloween candy sells drop from fifty two
to forty four percent this year, according to early returns,
but chocolate is still a favorite. A team of researchers
(02:38):
in China claims to have created an artificial tongue. A
tongue Calm down feminists. It quickly can detect how much
spice level is in a food.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
See you thought you get your mind out? God not,
it's for spicy food.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A woman is demanding fifty thousand dollars some SeaWorld because
a duck hid in the face while she was riding
a roller coaster, apparently knocked her unconscious. Hey, scoop, what's
that thing you do to avoid things where sometimes if
I drop a little bit lower?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What's this thing called when I do this? When I
drop down here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Would that be a duck?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's a duck, scoop, Yes, it's a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
How do you get hit in the face by one
of those?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I was thinking, like, Hey lady, like I
was SeaWorld going to control the flight pattern of a duck?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Let alone? You could have well, you could have ducked.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
One of the two needs to needs a name change
because of this situation. Right here, they are probably yelling
duck duck. Yeah, She's like, oh, there is a duck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've always wanted to taste one, and who would have
guessed the duck would have been a sea world Anyway,
I thought it was funny. It's y'all's fault. I need
to see somebody. I need money out of there. So
if y'all need to control the flat pattern of ducks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Fabio got hit in the face by I believe
it was a seagull, that same thing riding a roller coaster, right, yep?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Did he sue No, because he's a man.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
A woman in New York got arrested for vandalizing a
car with condiments. Apparently she threw ketchup mustard, mayonnaise and
eggs all over a car in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I mean cheating X or just a random car
just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know. I'm trying to look up. I don't
have my phone on today.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I was like, man, surely there's a car name
that you could make into a delicious Omelet uh, dude,
tell me this has Oh this is gonna be great.
How awesome is this? China has introduced a new role
requiring influencers to have official quote qualifications like license before
discussing sensitive subjects like you know, medicine, law, education, finance,
(05:12):
all kinds of stuff on social media.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So yeah, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Gonna work out great for Everybody's got an opinion. Fifty
three percent of Americans don't like asking for help, and
you know what that's us. Yeah, gen zers and millennials
were the best about asking for help, whereas gen xers
(05:40):
and boomers were the absolute worst about it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'll figure it out myself.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I got this Crowley Growley grawl, a ring camkind
a woman. I mean, honestly, she was she was punching
a bunch of Halloween witches, and she was doing it
in the most like happiest way.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It's like gleefully punching these witches. Yeah, yeakay, okay, you
know what, I was alright with it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm like, well, I mean maybe she needs the Buffalo team,
and it's just cute bunch of women punch.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, right, as long as you're not damaging, go ahead,
go ahead and give them a little bop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah right, I mean they bounce right back. Most of
the time, Uh, coming up a story about a Halloween
hater where they didn't bounce back. Oh in the meantime,
how about this a United Airlines flight Chicago's laid for
more than four hours because the flight attendant started fighting.
You know what, I'd be all right with that. I'm like,
if I'm going to get the laid, and it's because
(06:43):
like something like that happened.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I hope they were rolling video or cell phone on
or something. I would see some flight attendants throw.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Down, right, Like, dude, that would awesome. Like two flight attendants, Oh,
come on, they're there for our safety. Let's see them
just mug each other up.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
They probably been on the airplane together for way too long, right,
they've been cute and cordial to each other for way
too long.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, Like, I hate how he does in announcements cold.
I just here, No, big bitch, you skewed down that way.
I'm sure it was just two women just like going
at it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I automatically assumed to women as well.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't know if it said it in the story,
and that's why I picked.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It up, but I flat out was like, oh yeah,
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I'll do some research.
I just assumed maybe that's maybe that's wrong on my part,
but I'm just assuming it's it's a couple of girls
man going to blows. All right, bitch, that's enough. And
you're like, whoa sitting in the chairs. You're like, I
was going about to buckle up. Now I'm an unbuckle
(07:53):
because I'm maybe to get out of these women's.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Wait, that'd be awesome. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
A mom says her son was asking Tesla's grock Ai.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Chat bye about soccer.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Wait when it damn when it told him to send
nude picsh.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That to a little aggressive. I'm just saying, I mean, hey,
it's weird, but making songs is great. All right, So
we're gonna get naked.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This man facing charges please say he chased after people
while naked at Walmart, and look, I'm gonna give you
the story and then I'm gonna tell you what time
it had happened. I this is a ride. He learned
a man to taking off all his clothes and began
chasing customers inside the store.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
The man was arrested at the store and polease say
he was under the influence. Yeah you think so, all right,
give me the time.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What time.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Under the influen makes me think afternoon? So I'm gonna
go twelve fifteen a lunchtime, right afternoon. Yeah, uhh okay,
uh no.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You little bit off.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is more like a breakfast drunk running. Oh he
did this at nine in the morning, ninety morning dude
scattering his clothes to the wind and going for a
freebie rowt like riding running in Walmart, chasing customers. It says,
nine am. Huh okay, at nine am, I feel like
when that's when the old people in there walking or something.
(09:33):
Did you see the negat dude running down the hall
chasing me at Walmart? I'm gonna bust that dude up,
wrong aisle, dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Some guy walked up to a Halloween yard display in
Seattle on Tuesday and set the damn thing on fire.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
A neighbor cross the street chased him off. It happened
at one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The people who live there are known for their you know,
massive elaborate display each and every year.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Everybody loves it, well almost everybody loves it. But this
dude walked up bout one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He kicked down a coffin it was propped up, and
then he dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into the coffin.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Not Bob Ross, Yes, Bob Ross the painter.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, he's about to have a happy accident of a
different cun He Well, he threw Bob at least bob
skeleton in the coffin, doused it with some some sort
of and then well he lived on fire.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Bob was burning.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The guy started grabbing smaller decorations and tossing all of
them on top of the Bob Ross skelton that was
burning lit on fire.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Then the fire.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Spread to the bush that was beside all the Halloween displays.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It actually could have caught the house on fire. A
neighbor across the street.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Only noticed because he saw his cat staring out the window.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Cats will always stare at evil.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like that because they want to join in on it.
They're over there commending it. They're over like, wow, I
wish I could kill with you, because that's how cats think. Anyway,
he chased the guy down the street while other neighbors
put the fire out.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Side.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Note it also started raining right then, so that hell too.
It's not clear that the cops. Everything leads, but the
story does well. It's got a happy accident ending, if
you will. A bunch of neighbors came up next day
to help clean things up. About new decorations, replace the
ones that burn down, even replace the Bob Ross skeleton.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh thank you, neighbors.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can't hold us down, right?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Who's gonna burn by ross Man? You deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Maybe he was mistaken for another Afro skeleton you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Think, I don't think so?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Lastly, another monkey story, Monkey on the run, got this
good song. Our monkey story today comes out out of
Texas in a Spirit Halloween store.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
How awesome is this?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's a a monkey in a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas.
And apparently this monkey spent like thirty to forty minutes
just swinging from the rafters.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And the poles like I'm free.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh so, I bet you're thinking yourself, how did the
monkey get int the Spirit Halloween stores?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Scoose?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did the monkey get into the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm glad you asked this monkey was a pet. Oh
at first, people wasn't even sure the damn monkey was real.
But you know, it's a Spirit Alloween store. I can
imagine that sure, Like is that a damn monkey? You
go in to Spirit Alloween?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You never know what you go see? Like, what the
they got a monkey in the Spirit Halloween store? It
is awesome? I want that decoration?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
How much is he Anyway?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The fact that he was wearing a diaper was kind
of a dead giveaway. We just say the monkey got
spooked by an Anna Trump display.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I could see that, and he got.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Away from his owner.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So big ass like Chucky Cheese display or a skelt
Maybe it's a bib rock Skelton launches out of the monkey.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He gets.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Right and he jumps in the raptors and starts going crazy.
Employees weren't able to corrab the monkey and they had
to call the cops.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Now on one, watch your emergency. Monkey on the run.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Eventually, the monkey's owner was able to bride the monkey
down using a cookie and he was able to regain
control of crazy spooked monkey.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I feel like, as a monkey owner, you gotta come
with snacks.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Man. You don't want to say you gotta be armed
with snacks all the time because you never know when
that crazy ape is gonna get get away and.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Be like, yo, come here monkey.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Man, do you think that monkey is a service animal
or do you think it's a straight up pat?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I mean, it's a monkey. It's got to be a
service animal.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
In case you were wondering, spirit Halloween's policy is no pats.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But it's a monkey.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Service animals are allowed.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like every monkey is a service animal, you know,
just by the fact that they're a monkey has got
a posable thumbs. Man, he's deuinely an sirt. Hand me
a beer monkey, right, he's got to help out, even
if he's your pet. He's a service animal. He's gonna
do some service.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Right, He's got a posable thumbs. Let him be. He's
a that's a service animal.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Uh. Anyway, the monkey was not hurt. Neither was anyone
else doing the chaos. Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It wasn't like he had the herb or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hepatitis beer or the COVID officers say no humans were
in danger. Although it's funny because when the monkey first
got loose, a bunch of cousmers ran out the store like, ah,
like it's King Kong in there.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, that is funny.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Would you run from a store if it had a
monkey loose?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
In it. I'm not leaving the store, but I'm not
staying in the general vicinity of the monkey. I'm staying
out of Pooh range.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That is where you and I differ.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Why you you you're closing in on the monkey.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm most definitely. I'm like, yo, monkey, Oh, I want
to help catch it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, most definitely. I'm
grabbing a nat hook something. I'm like, can we tackle it?
I don't know, monkey. I'll be seeing a monkey on
the run the whole time, too.
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories. St y'all all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop, Yeah you are stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We asked chat gpt about her names for rock band.
We got a couple of good ones Man Twisted Wire
and Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Midnight Frequency. Another one, Ghosts of the main Frame, Ghost
of the main Frame.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's a good one too. We're deciding what today's AI
song should be because for the first time in thirty
five years, there is no rap songs in the top
forty of the Hot one hundred. I know it sounds weird.
That's a that's a crazy stat Wow, what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The what happened to rap?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah? I guess we're gonna have to come up with a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Rap Shaboozy ruined it on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're bringing a rap back here on KDPR. We're gonna
stay it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Maybe a monkey song today needs to be a rap song?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, all right, carry carrying.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Shadowed. That was a great song.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm telling you about two thirds of US adults will
celebrate Halloween in some way this year, says just five percent.
Adults say they will pass out healthy snacks. Look if
you pass out healthy snacks. You deserve to get beat up.
I'm just saying you deserve slapped to the face, punched
the face, elbow drop, Like somebody should do something so
that you don't ever distribute healthy snacks again.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Egg prices have dropped to levels where you can't afford
to give out raisins this year.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right right, egg prices a drop, So again Democrats have
another bitch about it. Yeah, healthy snacks will get you, uh,
we'll get you treated not necessarily the best of ways. Here,
here's an apple, I don't think so you go in
there and find me a snicker quick. Halloween candy halls, well,
(01:55):
apparently they're gonna be a little bit smaller. Oh yeah,
candy prices. It's twenty twenty, all right, they've jumped seventy
eight percent, and apparently they look a little different this
year because people are swapping chocolate out for cheaper alternatives.
But the next story says non chocolate candy is taking
lead this Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So which is it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Are they doing because they have to or is it
because gummies and other colorful sweets have well have toppled chocolate.
It's big chocolate going to lobby for big, big law changes.
Chocolate share of Halloween candy sells drop from fifty two
to forty four percent this year, according to early returns,
but chocolate is still a favorite. A team of researchers
(02:38):
in China claims to have created an artificial tongue. A
tongue Calm down feminists. It quickly can detect how much
spice level is in a food.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
See you thought you get your mind out? God not,
it's for spicy food.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A woman is demanding fifty thousand dollars some SeaWorld because
a duck hid in the face while she was riding
a roller coaster, apparently knocked her unconscious. Hey, scoop, what's
that thing you do to avoid things where sometimes if
I drop a little bit lower?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What's this thing called when I do this? When I
drop down here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Would that be a duck?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's a duck, scoop, Yes, it's a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
How do you get hit in the face by one
of those?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I was thinking, like, Hey lady, like I
was SeaWorld going to control the flight pattern of a duck?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Let alone? You could have well, you could have ducked.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
One of the two needs to needs a name change
because of this situation. Right here, they are probably yelling
duck duck. Yeah, She's like, oh, there is a duck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've always wanted to taste one, and who would have
guessed the duck would have been a sea world Anyway,
I thought it was funny. It's y'all's fault. I need
to see somebody. I need money out of there. So
if y'all need to control the flat pattern of ducks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Fabio got hit in the face by I believe
it was a seagull, that same thing riding a roller coaster, right, yep?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Did he sue No, because he's a man.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
A woman in New York got arrested for vandalizing a
car with condiments. Apparently she threw ketchup mustard, mayonnaise and
eggs all over a car in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I mean cheating X or just a random car
just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know. I'm trying to look up. I don't
have my phone on today.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I was like, man, surely there's a car name
that you could make into a delicious Omelet uh, dude,
tell me this has Oh this is gonna be great.
How awesome is this? China has introduced a new role
requiring influencers to have official quote qualifications like license before
discussing sensitive subjects like you know, medicine, law, education, finance,
(05:12):
all kinds of stuff on social media.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So yeah, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Gonna work out great for Everybody's got an opinion. Fifty
three percent of Americans don't like asking for help, and
you know what that's us. Yeah, gen zers and millennials
were the best about asking for help, whereas gen xers
(05:40):
and boomers were the absolute worst about it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'll figure it out myself.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I got this Crowley Growley grawl, a ring camkind
a woman. I mean, honestly, she was she was punching
a bunch of Halloween witches, and she was doing it
in the most like happiest way.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It's like gleefully punching these witches. Yeah, yeakay, okay, you
know what, I was alright with it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm like, well, I mean maybe she needs the Buffalo team,
and it's just cute bunch of women punch.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, right, as long as you're not damaging, go ahead,
go ahead and give them a little bop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah right, I mean they bounce right back. Most of
the time, Uh, coming up a story about a Halloween
hater where they didn't bounce back. Oh in the meantime,
how about this a United Airlines flight Chicago's laid for
more than four hours because the flight attendant started fighting.
You know what, I'd be all right with that. I'm like,
if I'm going to get the laid, and it's because
(06:43):
like something like that happened.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I hope they were rolling video or cell phone on
or something. I would see some flight attendants throw.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Down, right, Like, dude, that would awesome. Like two flight attendants, Oh,
come on, they're there for our safety. Let's see them
just mug each other up.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
They probably been on the airplane together for way too long, right,
they've been cute and cordial to each other for way
too long.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, Like, I hate how he does in announcements cold.
I just here, No, big bitch, you skewed down that way.
I'm sure it was just two women just like going
at it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I automatically assumed to women as well.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't know if it said it in the story,
and that's why I picked.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It up, but I flat out was like, oh yeah,
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I'll do some research.
I just assumed maybe that's maybe that's wrong on my part,
but I'm just assuming it's it's a couple of girls
man going to blows. All right, bitch, that's enough. And
you're like, whoa sitting in the chairs. You're like, I
was going about to buckle up. Now I'm an unbuckle
(07:53):
because I'm maybe to get out of these women's.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Wait, that'd be awesome. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
A mom says her son was asking Tesla's grock Ai.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Chat bye about soccer.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Wait when it damn when it told him to send
nude picsh.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That to a little aggressive. I'm just saying, I mean, hey,
it's weird, but making songs is great. All right, So
we're gonna get naked.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This man facing charges please say he chased after people
while naked at Walmart, and look, I'm gonna give you
the story and then I'm gonna tell you what time
it had happened. I this is a ride. He learned
a man to taking off all his clothes and began
chasing customers inside the store.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
The man was arrested at the store and polease say
he was under the influence. Yeah you think so, all right,
give me the time.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
What time.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Under the influen makes me think afternoon? So I'm gonna
go twelve fifteen a lunchtime, right afternoon. Yeah, uhh okay,
uh no.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You little bit off.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is more like a breakfast drunk running. Oh he
did this at nine in the morning, ninety morning dude
scattering his clothes to the wind and going for a
freebie rowt like riding running in Walmart, chasing customers. It says,
nine am. Huh okay, at nine am, I feel like
when that's when the old people in there walking or something.
(09:33):
Did you see the negat dude running down the hall
chasing me at Walmart? I'm gonna bust that dude up,
wrong aisle, dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Some guy walked up to a Halloween yard display in
Seattle on Tuesday and set the damn thing on fire.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
A neighbor cross the street chased him off. It happened
at one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The people who live there are known for their you know,
massive elaborate display each and every year.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Everybody loves it, well almost everybody loves it. But this
dude walked up bout one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
He kicked down a coffin it was propped up, and
then he dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into the coffin.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Not Bob Ross, Yes, Bob Ross the painter.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, he's about to have a happy accident of a
different cun He Well, he threw Bob at least bob
skeleton in the coffin, doused it with some some sort
of and then well he lived on fire.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Bob was burning.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The guy started grabbing smaller decorations and tossing all of
them on top of the Bob Ross skelton that was
burning lit on fire.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Then the fire.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Spread to the bush that was beside all the Halloween displays.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It actually could have caught the house on fire. A
neighbor across the street.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Only noticed because he saw his cat staring out the window.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Cats will always stare at evil.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like that because they want to join in on it.
They're over there commending it. They're over like, wow, I
wish I could kill with you, because that's how cats think. Anyway,
he chased the guy down the street while other neighbors
put the fire out.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Side.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Note it also started raining right then, so that hell too.
It's not clear that the cops. Everything leads, but the
story does well. It's got a happy accident ending, if
you will. A bunch of neighbors came up next day
to help clean things up. About new decorations, replace the
ones that burn down, even replace the Bob Ross skeleton.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh thank you, neighbors.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can't hold us down, right?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Who's gonna burn by ross Man? You deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Maybe he was mistaken for another Afro skeleton you.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Think, I don't think so?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Lastly, another monkey story, Monkey on the run, got this
good song. Our monkey story today comes out out of
Texas in a Spirit Halloween store.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
How awesome is this?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's a a monkey in a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas.
And apparently this monkey spent like thirty to forty minutes
just swinging from the rafters.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And the poles like I'm free.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh so, I bet you're thinking yourself, how did the
monkey get int the Spirit Halloween stores?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Scoose?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did the monkey get into the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm glad you asked this monkey was a pet. Oh
at first, people wasn't even sure the damn monkey was real.
But you know, it's a Spirit Alloween store. I can
imagine that sure, Like is that a damn monkey? You
go in to Spirit Alloween?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You never know what you go see? Like, what the
they got a monkey in the Spirit Halloween store? It
is awesome? I want that decoration?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
How much is he Anyway?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The fact that he was wearing a diaper was kind
of a dead giveaway. We just say the monkey got
spooked by an Anna Trump display.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I could see that, and he got.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Away from his owner.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So big ass like Chucky Cheese display or a skelt
Maybe it's a bib rock Skelton launches out of the monkey.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He gets.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Right and he jumps in the raptors and starts going crazy.
Employees weren't able to corrab the monkey and they had
to call the cops.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Now on one, watch your emergency. Monkey on the run.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Eventually, the monkey's owner was able to bride the monkey
down using a cookie and he was able to regain
control of crazy spooked monkey.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I feel like, as a monkey owner, you gotta come
with snacks.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Man. You don't want to say you gotta be armed
with snacks all the time because you never know when
that crazy ape is gonna get get away and.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Be like, yo, come here monkey.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Man, do you think that monkey is a service animal
or do you think it's a straight up pat?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I mean, it's a monkey. It's got to be a
service animal.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
In case you were wondering, spirit Halloween's policy is no pats.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But it's a monkey.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Service animals are allowed.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like every monkey is a service animal, you know,
just by the fact that they're a monkey has got
a posable thumbs. Man, he's deuinely an sirt. Hand me
a beer monkey, right, he's got to help out, even
if he's your pet. He's a service animal. He's gonna
do some service.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Right, He's got a posable thumbs. Let him be. He's
a that's a service animal.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Uh. Anyway, the monkey was not hurt. Neither was anyone
else doing the chaos. Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It wasn't like he had the herb or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hepatitis beer or the COVID officers say no humans were
in danger. Although it's funny because when the monkey first
got loose, a bunch of cousmers ran out the store like, ah,
like it's King Kong in there.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, that is funny.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Would you run from a store if it had a
monkey loose?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
In it. I'm not leaving the store, but I'm not
staying in the general vicinity of the monkey. I'm staying
out of Pooh range.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
That is where you and I differ.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Why you you you're closing in on the monkey.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm most definitely. I'm like, yo, monkey, Oh, I want
to help catch it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, most definitely. I'm
grabbing a nat hook something. I'm like, can we tackle it?
I don't know, monkey. I'll be seeing a monkey on
the run the whole time, too.
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