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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalin y'all st yes, you are brought to you by
Steel on Steel Dealers dot Com. All right, right to it.
A New York woman's afro has been a certified the
world's largest, measuring six foot two point eight seven inches,
and it is awesome. We saw a video of a
minute ago. Right, it's legit. It's great, she says.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
The only downside it's a little tough with the peripheral vision.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But she was always warm, right, She's like, my head
is always warm if you had six feet of hair
on it. Yeah, I imagine it would be.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Julie tends to be cold. So I'm gonna recommend why
don't you go for a big old fro.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, it's like a hair helmet. It's awesome. Uh.
McDonald's is introducing it Gritch Meal, which includes fries with
deal pickle seasoning. Ooh oh delicious. Chinese man won a
line flat contests where participants needed to lie on a
mattress for as long as possible. How long do you
(01:07):
go without going to the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh no, bathroom breaks home?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah that was the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
How long do you go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yah, I didn't click on it. I'm like, damn, I'm
just I'm happy for me one not a contest. I'm
signed up for. Eating turkey is normal. But a woman
in New Mexico has gone viral with well for eating
with her pet turkey. Yes, you got a pet turkey
named Goose, and I guess they share a Chick fil
A breakfast in her car. We were playing for you,
(01:38):
but it curses a lot. But this woman's got a
pet turkey. People being people do some weird stuff. I
ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
And it's named Goose and she's feeding at chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah right, there's a whole lot of questions, right right,
what she got against birds?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Anyway, I guess Bathroom Bodyworks is making a New York
City subway smell like Christmas. Yeah, if you pass the
Grand Central station in New York this month, it was
gonna smell like Christmas. I guess bath and Body Works
is doing a stunt through the end of the month.
They're pumping the smell of banw in fresh pine in there,
and I feel like for Breeze is like, oh no,
(02:16):
you're ro bitches, Like you start a turf war.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
With for breeze. We're the ones that cover up your
incent baby.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, man, what do you think you're doing? Stay in
your lane? Bet what if bathroom body works? You got
to for breeze. People down there are ready to serve
some lumps. You're not making this train station in the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
We're here for the fight, fresh linen or nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, man, people swinging swifters and whatnot. It's National Stuffing Day, oh,
which is great, but look at Thanksgiving. It's coming on.
Not just making a weak right stubborn's delicious.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Why not make it part of Thanksgiving week? You would
feel like it is right.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just go ahead and roll it on over, because that's
what you do with us, That's what Thanksgiving. According to
a new poll, fifty two percent of people say they
aren't interested in listening to music created with AI, even
if it's made by their favorite music act. About thirty
two percent of people would be intrigued. Though, oh, we
(03:21):
got a good one for you here in a few minutes.
Trust us, you definitely want to listen to this one.
And man, intrigued isn't even trust me. When we get
to this story, you're gonna be more than intrigued. Students
in the UK feel quote robbed of knowledge and enjoyment
(03:44):
end quote, after, of course they hoped would launch their
digital careers turned out to be top by a I.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh damn, that's gonna be weird getting taught by AI
like that just walking.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Just happen over and over. It's crazy. But do you
feel like that robs your I mean, as a student,
would you feel robbed.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
A little bit?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like? I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
If I was a student, I wouldn't mind the the
instructors using AI in the course. But just a full
on here's an AI. We've seen how off it.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Can be, so listen to this man. If that doesn't
stir the pot a little bit, how about this chaos
going going down? So we now have chatbots to grade
the work of chat bots? Open AI is what kind
of fighting fire with fireboy? Giving educators access to chat
(04:39):
GPT for teachers, it's all going downhill man. We're just
you know, we're handing everything over to AI. We're just
giving it like without even a fight. Does here you go? Who?
Here's the keys? The kids? That's a wild to Judge Missouri,
(05:00):
who were at Elvis wigg and discussed politics during the
court proceedings, well, well he's gonna resign up to multiple
violations and judicial ethics idiot. A sixty seven year old
hunter in Louisiana. Well he was I said he was
a hunter, right, but well he took a little turn
for the worst when he became a hunted. He left
(05:21):
this deer stand and guess what was waiting on him,
A big fat alligator. Oh he'll survive, but he got
tore up like Durham. All right, so watch out if
you live up in Boulder, police and voter want in public.
There's this creep dude who's been looking into women's homes
(05:43):
in the University of Hill area. He's caught on camera
looking into severn. This is what's weird. Man. He bounced
like three homes in this neighborhood and all of them
were women that lived there or women with a kid.
And he didn't start with houses where there was men.
He just knew where they lived. He's just creeping in
(06:05):
out of the windows. So just you know, I feel
like that's a good way to get shot, or at
least a baseball bat to the face. Damn. All right.
Forty year old man now forty one year old men
in Florida His name was Anthony Day and I look, man,
he just will He was just taking a stroll school,
(06:25):
just you know, walking down the street.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Just taking a walk in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't mind me. I'm just taking a walk. Okay,
you to be walking over book naked straight up? Oh,
clothing on him.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
There's the stupid story.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Start just me as I was born. This is how
God made me. By the way, it was thirty six
degrees outside. Oh he really give thee I'm in Florida, man,
I'm hot.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Excuse a little shrinkage going on?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, he This dude wasn't even wearing socks. Obviously. People
saw him, called cops. They asked Anthony, what was going on?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What's going on? Anthony?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
His excuse is pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh, not gonna lie, he said. Worthy excuse for this?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Huh? I feel like this for Gil He said he
was doing a TikTok prank.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh, I feel like Look, if you're.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Doing a TikTok prank, that's all the credit you knowed?
Oh oh, we carry on? Man, Oh my bad. Hey,
look he's doing a TikTok prank. Let's just drive on.
We'll let you continue with the TikTok brank not a problem, man,
go ahead, like that's a uh, that's a panacea.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
For the problem the hall past.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah yeah, that's just like, oh oh, he's doing a
TikTok prank. That used to be the radio card. Honestly, God,
I had people walk down Larimer Street. This is no joke,
like Larimer Street on a Friday night, just buck naked
for concert tickets and you know what? The what the
trump card part of the pun was that they were
doing a radio stunt, right, and the cops just like, well,
(07:55):
we only doing a radio stunt. Just let him go.
Idiots like that, and people cheered. Yeah, people were like
it was hysterical, but different time.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But yeah, man, that is an interesting challenge though, to
see how far you can walk naked before somebody approaches you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And how much you can get by with right. I'm
curious to this because I oftentimes will tell you here's
the way to get to anything. If you're a dude
and you're carrying a ladder, you can get through any
scenario at all. It doesn't matter how tight security is. Now,
I question if the same plays if you're naked. So
(08:34):
if you're as naked, carrying a ladder. Can you still
get a hall pass to go anywhere I'm gonna go? No,
I'm gonna go. Probably not even charged with the decent exposure,
dis reconduct, resisting and obviously without violence. And he was
booked in a jail naked, all right. And lastly, man,
(08:58):
there's been several reasons that we've heard people cancel rodeos,
but never a reason like this. This DeSoto County rodeo
is postponed due to a herpes outbreak. Go a herpes outbreak,
And of course they start the story with do to
(09:20):
an abundance of caution? In abundants of caution, Yeah, due
to a nationwide outbreak. He would coined herpes virus. The
Permanent Agriculture says, well, it canceled a rodeo. The disease
is spread. Will you as herpes? You know how it spread?
(09:43):
Let this little diddy we whipped up on ai. Uh,
well sum it up for you. This one's called was
it costcup?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Prairie circuit got the herp.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh, Prairie circuit got the herp was a good one. Yeah,
brought up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
To the fair ground, food boots on dust hanging over
them shoots, but every damn horse was gone. They tape
the note to the office door, sharping letters, crooked line.
Prairie Circuit finals Rodeo canceled on the count of horse herveys.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This time Praier.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Circuit got the herb, y'all, I've been making out with horses.
Somebody been kissing in the trail roads, running wild with
bad resources. We ain't got bulls, we ain't got proms, just.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Rumors riding through the forces.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Prairis Curcuit got the herb, y'all, who's been big and
down with horses.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
The Babel girls all dolled.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Up, shining boots, fringe and sass.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now they drinking warm.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Course night talking about the exes, rash doc contraders in
the beer tin, swearing it ain't from my streamed up
them study horses by the wash rack men doing god
knows everything.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Circuit got the herb, y'all, who's been digging out with
the horses.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Somebody got frisky by.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
The head playing doctor behind the chosey.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
We lost the gate, we lost the gate money, but
we gain't a legend and the sources.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Bravo Circuit got the herb, y'all, who's been magging out
with horses? Hit the clown in the poker doc pants,
the bronx rider with the crooked grins, queen's ex boyfriend
(11:41):
holding the reins, or the Dennis with the trailer slipping
and the lord. We may never get the buckle, but
we'll get a story for the ages about them. Road
your room, you old peonies in their unprotected stage.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So last down? What'sn't?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Then up?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What slap? Don't know what lap? That is awesome, man,
Oh that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That is called Prairie circuit got the herp.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Prairie sod We could probably do a better tide A
Prairie circuit got the herp. That's a goiven man did
have a catch a little things. They're going on and
study horses. Who's been making out with demorses? That's awesome,
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalin y'all st yes, you are brought to you by
Steel on Steel Dealers dot Com. All right, right to it.
A New York woman's afro has been a certified the
world's largest, measuring six foot two point eight seven inches,
and it is awesome. We saw a video of a
minute ago. Right, it's legit. It's great, she says.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
The only downside it's a little tough with the peripheral vision.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But she was always warm, right, She's like, my head
is always warm if you had six feet of hair
on it. Yeah, I imagine it would be.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Julie tends to be cold. So I'm gonna recommend why
don't you go for a big old fro.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, it's like a hair helmet. It's awesome. Uh.
McDonald's is introducing it Gritch Meal, which includes fries with
deal pickle seasoning. Ooh oh delicious. Chinese man won a
line flat contests where participants needed to lie on a
mattress for as long as possible. How long do you
(01:07):
go without going to the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh no, bathroom breaks home?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah that was the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
How long do you go.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yah, I didn't click on it. I'm like, damn, I'm
just I'm happy for me one not a contest. I'm
signed up for. Eating turkey is normal. But a woman
in New Mexico has gone viral with well for eating
with her pet turkey. Yes, you got a pet turkey
named Goose, and I guess they share a Chick fil
A breakfast in her car. We were playing for you,
(01:38):
but it curses a lot. But this woman's got a
pet turkey. People being people do some weird stuff. I
ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
And it's named Goose and she's feeding at chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah right, there's a whole lot of questions, right right,
what she got against birds?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Anyway, I guess Bathroom Bodyworks is making a New York
City subway smell like Christmas. Yeah, if you pass the
Grand Central station in New York this month, it was
gonna smell like Christmas. I guess bath and Body Works
is doing a stunt through the end of the month.
They're pumping the smell of banw in fresh pine in there,
and I feel like for Breeze is like, oh no,
(02:16):
you're ro bitches, Like you start a turf war.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
With for breeze. We're the ones that cover up your
incent baby.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, man, what do you think you're doing? Stay in
your lane? Bet what if bathroom body works? You got
to for breeze. People down there are ready to serve
some lumps. You're not making this train station in the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
We're here for the fight, fresh linen or nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, man, people swinging swifters and whatnot. It's National Stuffing Day, oh,
which is great, but look at Thanksgiving. It's coming on.
Not just making a weak right stubborn's delicious.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Why not make it part of Thanksgiving week? You would
feel like it is right.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just go ahead and roll it on over, because that's
what you do with us, That's what Thanksgiving. According to
a new poll, fifty two percent of people say they
aren't interested in listening to music created with AI, even
if it's made by their favorite music act. About thirty
two percent of people would be intrigued. Though, oh, we
(03:21):
got a good one for you here in a few minutes.
Trust us, you definitely want to listen to this one.
And man, intrigued isn't even trust me. When we get
to this story, you're gonna be more than intrigued. Students
in the UK feel quote robbed of knowledge and enjoyment
(03:44):
end quote, after, of course they hoped would launch their
digital careers turned out to be top by a I.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh damn, that's gonna be weird getting taught by AI
like that just walking.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Just happen over and over. It's crazy. But do you
feel like that robs your I mean, as a student,
would you feel robbed.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
A little bit?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like? I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
If I was a student, I wouldn't mind the the
instructors using AI in the course. But just a full
on here's an AI. We've seen how off it.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Can be, so listen to this man. If that doesn't
stir the pot a little bit, how about this chaos
going going down? So we now have chatbots to grade
the work of chat bots? Open AI is what kind
of fighting fire with fireboy? Giving educators access to chat
(04:39):
GPT for teachers, it's all going downhill man. We're just
you know, we're handing everything over to AI. We're just
giving it like without even a fight. Does here you go? Who?
Here's the keys? The kids? That's a wild to Judge Missouri,
(05:00):
who were at Elvis wigg and discussed politics during the
court proceedings, well, well he's gonna resign up to multiple
violations and judicial ethics idiot. A sixty seven year old
hunter in Louisiana. Well he was I said he was
a hunter, right, but well he took a little turn
for the worst when he became a hunted. He left
(05:21):
this deer stand and guess what was waiting on him,
A big fat alligator. Oh he'll survive, but he got
tore up like Durham. All right, so watch out if
you live up in Boulder, police and voter want in public.
There's this creep dude who's been looking into women's homes
(05:43):
in the University of Hill area. He's caught on camera
looking into severn. This is what's weird. Man. He bounced
like three homes in this neighborhood and all of them
were women that lived there or women with a kid.
And he didn't start with houses where there was men.
He just knew where they lived. He's just creeping in
(06:05):
out of the windows. So just you know, I feel
like that's a good way to get shot, or at
least a baseball bat to the face. Damn. All right.
Forty year old man now forty one year old men
in Florida His name was Anthony Day and I look, man,
he just will He was just taking a stroll school,
(06:25):
just you know, walking down the street.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Just taking a walk in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't mind me. I'm just taking a walk. Okay,
you to be walking over book naked straight up? Oh,
clothing on him.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
There's the stupid story.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Start just me as I was born. This is how
God made me. By the way, it was thirty six
degrees outside. Oh he really give thee I'm in Florida, man,
I'm hot.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Excuse a little shrinkage going on?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, he This dude wasn't even wearing socks. Obviously. People
saw him, called cops. They asked Anthony, what was going on?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What's going on? Anthony?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
His excuse is pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh, not gonna lie, he said. Worthy excuse for this?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Huh? I feel like this for Gil He said he
was doing a TikTok prank.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh, I feel like Look, if you're.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Doing a TikTok prank, that's all the credit you knowed?
Oh oh, we carry on? Man, Oh my bad. Hey,
look he's doing a TikTok prank. Let's just drive on.
We'll let you continue with the TikTok brank not a problem, man,
go ahead, like that's a uh, that's a panacea.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
For the problem the hall past.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah yeah, that's just like, oh oh, he's doing a
TikTok prank. That used to be the radio card. Honestly, God,
I had people walk down Larimer Street. This is no joke,
like Larimer Street on a Friday night, just buck naked
for concert tickets and you know what? The what the
trump card part of the pun was that they were
doing a radio stunt, right, and the cops just like, well,
(07:55):
we only doing a radio stunt. Just let him go.
Idiots like that, and people cheered. Yeah, people were like
it was hysterical, but different time.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But yeah, man, that is an interesting challenge though, to
see how far you can walk naked before somebody approaches you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And how much you can get by with right. I'm
curious to this because I oftentimes will tell you here's
the way to get to anything. If you're a dude
and you're carrying a ladder, you can get through any
scenario at all. It doesn't matter how tight security is. Now,
I question if the same plays if you're naked. So
(08:34):
if you're as naked, carrying a ladder. Can you still
get a hall pass to go anywhere I'm gonna go? No,
I'm gonna go. Probably not even charged with the decent exposure,
dis reconduct, resisting and obviously without violence. And he was
booked in a jail naked, all right. And lastly, man,
(08:58):
there's been several reasons that we've heard people cancel rodeos,
but never a reason like this. This DeSoto County rodeo
is postponed due to a herpes outbreak. Go a herpes outbreak,
And of course they start the story with do to
(09:20):
an abundance of caution? In abundants of caution, Yeah, due
to a nationwide outbreak. He would coined herpes virus. The
Permanent Agriculture says, well, it canceled a rodeo. The disease
is spread. Will you as herpes? You know how it spread?
(09:43):
Let this little diddy we whipped up on ai. Uh,
well sum it up for you. This one's called was
it costcup?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Prairie circuit got the herp.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh, Prairie circuit got the herp was a good one. Yeah,
brought up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
To the fair ground, food boots on dust hanging over
them shoots, but every damn horse was gone. They tape
the note to the office door, sharping letters, crooked line.
Prairie Circuit finals Rodeo canceled on the count of horse herveys.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This time Praier.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Circuit got the herb, y'all, I've been making out with horses.
Somebody been kissing in the trail roads, running wild with
bad resources. We ain't got bulls, we ain't got proms, just.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Rumors riding through the forces.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Prairis Curcuit got the herb, y'all, who's been big and
down with horses.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
The Babel girls all dolled.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Up, shining boots, fringe and sass.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now they drinking warm.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Course night talking about the exes, rash doc contraders in
the beer tin, swearing it ain't from my streamed up
them study horses by the wash rack men doing god
knows everything.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Circuit got the herb, y'all, who's been digging out with
the horses.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Somebody got frisky by.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
The head playing doctor behind the chosey.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
We lost the gate, we lost the gate money, but
we gain't a legend and the sources.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Bravo Circuit got the herb, y'all, who's been magging out
with horses? Hit the clown in the poker doc pants,
the bronx rider with the crooked grins, queen's ex boyfriend
(11:41):
holding the reins, or the Dennis with the trailer slipping
and the lord. We may never get the buckle, but
we'll get a story for the ages about them. Road
your room, you old peonies in their unprotected stage.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So last down? What'sn't?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Then up?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What slap? Don't know what lap? That is awesome, man,
Oh that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That is called Prairie circuit got the herp.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Prairie sod We could probably do a better tide A
Prairie circuit got the herp. That's a goiven man did
have a catch a little things. They're going on and
study horses. Who's been making out with demorses? That's awesome,
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