Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster

Man gets Lifetime Ban from 6 flags for Eating Chicken Nuggets on a Rollercoaster

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all all stop.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
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an tech car show going on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
So should I not give away hammers? Buddy texta goes.
I feel like hammer's a lot worse than that. I'm like,
to your point, give a kid a hammer, he's gonna
hit some with it.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right in a world where everything's a nail, what's the phrase? Uh,
everything looks like a hammer or someone.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, in the world of hammers, don't be a nail.
Uh damn it. See you guys, you take all the
fun out of everything. Just don't give away a tool
because any tool for that matter, Like why you even
have tools around a car show?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Come on, probably should comf s get everybody's keys on
the way in?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, yeah, that too, can't have a pocket knife. Jesus
united to make good on his promise to turn this
flight around after the teenager name is blue tooth device bomb?
Oh damn. I mean they gave you opportunity to turn
it off and he didn't. Oh, I'm speaking of mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
That was a long flight too. Yeah, I think there
were somewhere in the United States to Spain rights. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
People heard an unexplained sonic boom in South Carolina. Nobody
can figure out where it came from. That's alarming.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
A man missed his Jet two holiday for a fiftieth birthday.
Took to Portugal because he forgot to renewest passport. Ooh, ooh,
what's the Jet two holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
All I know is nothing beats a Jet two holiday.
That's the only thing I know about those. It's got
that catchy jingle that the.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, don't know anything about it. Please. In California investigating
vandalism after sidewalk robots were knocked over and then somebody
dazzling with beer. They're like, get drunk robot. Uh, yeah,
they knocked over one of those. It was a delivery robot, right.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right, the little boxy ones. Okay, look like they're carrying
a pizza or something.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Are they on the sidewalks? Are they actually in the street?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
The article called them sidewalk robots. It's the first time
I've ever heard him called that, so I'm assuming they're
on the sidewalks.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
They knocked him over and dazzling with beer.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Question is could they get the contents? Could they get
the food or whatever was being delivered out of them.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't know. Probably i'd say if he knocked his
ass over, French fries fall out of his butt. Eighty
three year old woman California was attacked by wild turkey
scoop wild turkey. Yeah, man, she was scraped and bruised.
But she's okay. She's eighty three. Man, she's not okay.
She's barely hanging on. That's the problem. It wouldn't be
a story if it was a twenty three year old, right,

(02:56):
They just be like, well, yeah, man, I don't know.
A pundered one. A youth baseball coach in Oklahoma has
been suspended for life for life. What did he do
to get suspended for life? What? His son threw a
pitch in the dug out of the opposing team?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh, like a fastball into the dugout.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Doom. You think he meant to do that or it
just slipped. But a lifetime band, lifetime ban, it's pretty big, right. Yeah.
Maybe he's eighty three too.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Did not expect to a long life.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah. The world's largest gop ball pyramid was built in Texas.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
How many golf balls I don't know, just the world's largest. Huh,
just the.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
World's largest, so they do. In Texas, twenty eight year
old men of Florida named Brandon Isray. I don't know.
He got arrested Thursday because he exposed himself outside of
a Taco Bell scair. What he was up to, I
don't know what he was, but the Sheriff's office said
that he had well, he'd had his chimmy jung out
near the side door. He had multiple pairs of pants

(04:04):
pulled down, but did try to cover himself apparently when
he didn't see the cops. So there's that that wasn't
strange enough. After he was taking the custody, they found
a live pet fish in a plastic container store in
his backpack. Where'd you think it was? You weirdos? God.

(04:25):
The cops nicknamed the fish Baha Blast and they're keeping it.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh, they're ing it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, he's doing great. Brendan was arrested for unlawful exposure
of these sexual organs being held in a five thousand
dollars bond. Put the fishes in good hands.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I feel like that's one of the risks of Taco Bell.
What somebody flashing you right, seeing somebody's junk. Uh what
taco beut you go to?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
All Right, this is kind of well interesting. I'd be
a little bit alarmed if this is that being. Denver
invest cases underway after dozens of people who are seen
entering and exiting manholes in Brooklyn. At least seven people
were seen entering the sewers via manhold near McDonald Avenue
around eleven pm Thursday and emerging around two am. Then

(05:18):
another group of eight people were also saw this weird
ben descending in the sewers eight miles away in another
place called Howard Street around one am, and then we're
seen climbing out of the manholes just before four am. Obviously,
sewers can continue newers hazards including gases, deadly gases, unstableed services,

(05:43):
flooding risk, confined spaces, blah blah blah. For these reasons,
members of the public should never enter a pipe, drained
catchpase in manhole or outfall set a spokesperson in a statement,
but who the hell is going down to the sewers
in New York.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
And it Let's take a couple of them to get
a manhole cover off. They weigh about two hundred and
fifty pounds each.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh really, damn, I assume you.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like you can only
take them off from the top. I feel like that's
too much weight. If you're on the steps underneath trying
to push it off.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
He probably lived with your like put your shoulder on
it and push it off that way. Maybe, But yeah, man,
that's a lot of weight. Not to mention just random
ass weirdness that you're going down in a man hole, right,
that's weird. What's going in New York. There's a whole
civilization under there.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
If they wanted you going down there, they would have
made it a whole lot easier.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But it does maybe a question. I saw the teenage
meeting ninto turtles not too long ago. And lastly, a
social media influenced named Alan Farrells and Hot Water. After
a stunt, we try to eat a ten piece chicken
nugget while on a road coaster. This sounds like a
funny bit, he said, well, it was a challenge. He

(06:59):
was filming himself eating the nuggets, so he snucked the
nuggets into the roller coaster bou putting them in his underwear.
Then he has friend film it as he tried to
eat him on a ride, even dunked him in sauce,
which was you know, pretty much as you could tell.
And it was a pretty legit ride too. Is the
Millennium Force that seed her point. It's the world's first
coaster to see three hundred feet in the air and
reached ninety three miles per hour and last two minutes.

(07:23):
Now the catch was he had to eat all ten
nuggets in two minutes. Okay, yeah, there saying the stuff's
very dangerous because it's a chunking hazard. You know, looseidam
could turn the projectiles on roller coasters. Ye have people
if somebody hit me in the face of chicken nugget,
that would be thankful. That's delicious, even if it was sauced. Well,

(07:43):
he only sauce one of them. Oh see, the point
said they saw the video and they immediately banned out
for life. It's also far for going to any six
flags in any part of the country. This the funny
two because they say he could aspar copycats. He he

(08:05):
likes her point. He actually has a season passed that
one had a season pass. Yes, yes, had a season pass.
But you know, he says, they do need to be
serious about it. Forcing safe the rules. My question is
did he finish the ten pack? The answer was no.
He only managed to eat seven out of the ten

(08:28):
nuggets during the ride. Be a man son, get all
ten of him down.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Come on, I want to know what the photo looks like.
Every roller coaster takes a picture of you along the
way at some point, hold chicken nuggets the mouth.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, just a diperate. He did get the back seat,
so then the sauce will get on anybody else. So
he was courteous. Yes, he's he said he knew the
sauce was gonna make a mess. But you know, one
of the try and see if he can get all
ten of him down. He was only able to get seven?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
How many on that first climb, because I figure that's
when you have to do most of the heavy lifting. Oh,
I don't know, because once it once you're cruising along
at full speed.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, but you probably want to get the majority of
it swallowed. Last thing you want is just an enormous
mouthful of food. If you go over the top of
that three hundred foot hill, that's a big drop. If
you're gonna choke, that's the part you're gonna choke AT's
just spewing two chicken nuggets everywhere.