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December 12, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
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Speaker 3 (00:23):
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Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah it is. Hey, you want of the best. You've
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(00:59):
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do appreciate it. Also, you can text us right now
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Angel will as well sometimes and there's one hundreds and
hundreds that come in, but we try to, you know,
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(01:20):
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(01:40):
We appreciate you guys being there as well. And yeah, man,
it's a Friday. It's our last normal Friday of twenty
twenty five, which is weird, but we appreciate you all
being here. What's up. I'm Russ Rowlins. I'm the host
of the program and with the fellas and a lady,
we'll be doing this until eleven. Here's the producer of
the Angel of Whom, Angel ROVERA. Thank God, damn I Ryan.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh, we got the Amber Noble be in today. We
got from the Funny Bone. Uh. Let's see here. Aery
Spears will be here today. Uh, we got some Oh
we got breakfast coming. Angel. Uh we got breakfast and
some gifts coming today, which is very nice. And uh,
you know, Karen the Hat Lady, Karen the Hat Lady

(02:24):
is bringing us, uh some presents and uh and as
she should, She's gonna bring breakfast. And that's a that's
always a way right straight to our heart. Breakfast on
a Friday puts us in a good mood. Uh to
have a great Friday and a great weekend. Uh, getting
prepared to get prepared for t s O Trans Siberian Orchestra,
which is tomorrow. Tickets are still available. You know, I

(02:45):
find that that one is odd with me because I
know that is you know, it's one of the uh
the benchmarks for us, like in the year when it
comes to you know, like the prizes, it's always the
monster jam. Tickets to Universal and t s O. Those
are the ones people I'll always always clamor for. But
it's not a sold out event yet, which I'm surprised about.
So you can still get tickets for Trans Iberian Orchestra.

(03:08):
There are two shows on Saturday. There's a two thirty
show and then there's a show at seven thirty, and
I am at the seven thirty one. So if you're
you're out there for seven thirty before the show, you know,
very honored. They're gonna they picked the charity that I
put together, the Carla K Cancer Screening Fund, to help
people get cancer screening and hope catch you know, cancer

(03:28):
early and save lives. They're they're donating a portion of
the proceeds to us. And and you know, it's kind
of cool because my sister's name will be on the
big check and everything, and and my mom's gonna come
and be on stage with us. Amber Nova's gonna come
out with me and be on stage. Other friends of
mine and friends of my sister are gonna be there,
my brother in law and folks like that and Kim
Hooker and that, and so yeah, so that's kind of

(03:49):
a cool thing on Saturday night. And then Saturday night,
you've got trivia, right, Ryan.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'll be at the Crimson House in New Summerna Beach
doing trivia from seven until nine.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
It is free to play.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's a lot of fun out there in New Samurna Beach.
Always a good time to hang out with Linda Bird
at the Crimson House.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
So come hang out.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
She always has awesome prizes, So yeah, that's what I'll
be doing on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Lots of Monster fans in New Samurna. We learned that
every time we've been there, man, they always show up.
So hopefully you can go out and see go see
Ryan on on Saturday night. Well you got a big weekend,
Angel and this is the Holidays.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
So well yeah, then we got our Sunday thing that
we got to as well. We're gonna be with Geico
and iHeart present Feel Good Fest for a day and
it's gonna be out at Boxing Park in Lakenona. We're
gonna it's gonna be featuring Bailey Zimmerman, so we'll be
introducing him. It's a free event to a tend. So
again that's Boxing Park, Lake Nona and December the fourteenth,

(04:44):
two pm. And if you want to get more information,
just hit us up at Real Radio one to four
point one calendar and they'll have all that information there.
But we'll be there, you know, I'll be DJ and
Ryan's gonna be MC and and it's to highlight the
performance of Bailey Zimmerman and again a feel good event.
It's free to attend, so it's open to everybody, so
come on down and hang out.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I was listening when when Amber was trying to trying
to get find out if you're going to get to
meet him, and she wants to take a picture with him,
she would so, are.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You guys like hanging out?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Are you guys like best friends? Now? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:16):
And then she goes into way way more detail than
I even wanted about that, about the rest of like
all the things that are happening in her day, why
she can't go as if like I.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Was watching your eyes roll in the back of your
head and you were trying to be so polite, and
I'm like, oh my god, she is driving him crazy
right now, and it makes me so happy. I was
sitting there giggling, like, look at him, trying to be nice,
and she's and she just kept telling you all this
stuff that I know you had no you could not
give an f about, over and over and over, and
I was like, yeah, I got it the first time, lady.

(05:47):
I understand. I understand if you could, you would.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Drop everything else in your whole entire life that day
to come hang out with us.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
She's literally a cartoon. I said this to somebody yesterday.
She is like a cartoon I mean, but she's exactly
like she is on the air. Guys. That's so you know,
the Angel has about this much like I know you
like her, but you have this one because I don't have.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Okay, so and like this is the real, real part, right,
I don't have the familiarity that y'all have with her
because she's in the room with you. Right, So my
interactions with typically with her are on brief yeah cartoon
world on air you know yeah yeah yah, yeah yeah,
or so like popping as she's walking into your all.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Studio, happy to switch with you.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Switch. Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
This is the funniest part though, when she like whenever
the circumstances lay themselves out and like I said, we
had a ton of people here and uh as like hey,
and I've offered, I've said, hey, listen, you can sit
here and you can still participate in the show.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
She's like, but there's not a camera in there. Yeahs
and so.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
And maybe this is part of it too. She does
definitely thinks that this room is less than that room one.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Why does how do you get that? Oh, it's just uh,
you could pick that you can pick those things up,
like if you go in there, you're in time.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Well basically, yeah, yeah, she'd used this room as like,
you know, I must have done something wrong, russe will
let me sit in there.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah. Yeah. One time I asked her to go in
there and told Angelique to stay here, and I could
tell shes or no.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Because there's been times where you're like, hey, listening there
because yeah, but there's been times where we've been doing
stuff and uh and it's like, hey, listen, you can
still participate, yeah, and she's like no, And then she
she'd rather sit there on that back a little filing
cabinet and be in that room than not participate in
then participating here on the air. That's a real thing,

(07:43):
and that's happened a handful of times.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Remember the one time she participated in there and it
was like total we had who was it, George Georgia, Oh,
the comedian it's on the you know and the Monster
Hall of Fame. Yeah, we got to get those those plaques.
I got to follow up with them. Yeah, yeah about that.
I wanted to have that done by the end of
the year. If that that's like next week, I don't know,
if that's possible, but George Wallace. Yeah. So anyway, my

(08:07):
point was, yeah, we're talking to George Wallace and out
of nowhere a voice out of like she just starts pumping,
you know, talking about like uh whammy whammy, uh with
the remmi rags or whatever. ShamWow, sham wow, out of nowhere,
you know, like a voiceless of anyway, but she'll be
in a little bit later on today. At ten o'clock today,
Ryan now tickets going sale for the Ryan's Monster Party

(08:31):
bus that's going from Maitland to winter Haven. It's got sponsors.
We've got just call mo A sponsoring the event. We
got Mills Air and mc A Transportation. And I also
know that are my friends out at u Hill. I
think it was a hold on hold of Hills Hillman's
Hillman's Motors, the guys that I bought my my boat from,

(08:52):
They're gonna be out there as well.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
So uh, that's ten o'clock today, all right, get on
at ten o'clock. A lot of people have been telling
me they want to go on this thing, on a
ride with it. They keep asking me, are their seatbelts?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes? Very safe.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Bus wester number one is the one I've been getting lately.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Uh, and it's gonna be it's gonna be a good
time out to Russ's town, uh where I think we're
gonna be doing a lot more events in winter Haven
because Russ Russ lives there. Now, Wow, this one for
sure actually been to winter Haven before, so I'm excited
to see it.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
When Grady Judd coming.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
That that he has been invited and there's a possibility
that he's going to show up and the mayor of
winter Haven, a lot of people in winter Haven are
super excited about the entire show being there, like it's
like a big deal for them, which is so cool. Uh.
And that's why I wanted to put it all together.
You know. This started out as just I was just
trying to get Teal Piper a little wrestling match, and
then it grew into Okay, we'll take over the whole thing,

(09:45):
and now we got the whole bar, and now we
got the whole show, and and it kind of just
grew and grew and grew and grew and uh and
now we got the bus the bus thing, which is
which is awesome. I'm excited about that for you. But uh, yeah,
so brought to you by Jess Call Moo Mills are
MCA Transportation, Hillman Motors and UH and tickets go on
sale at ten o'clock and you can get you see
the the way you gotta get you gotta get them.

(10:07):
It's a real radio dot FM slash Ryan. That's the
way that Jack did.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Like it ten o'clock though, Are they not on sale
right now for the people to get up early with us.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
They like to do like ten o'clock start. For some reason,
it's gonna be. We've always done it that way, you know,
Friday at ten. Okay, yeah, so Friday at ten.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Well, there was a group of people that did everything
a certain kind of way just because they always did it,
and they they then one day we had a tea
party and kicked him out and created America and it
was better.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
So that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay, well, you know what. I was just glad they
put it together. I'm just glad that it's it's where
it is. Thanks Jack, Yeah, thanks Jack. I want to
come play Jack. Jack's got too much on it, you know.
We were talking to Jack yesterday. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Jack is very much like you. Too much on his plate.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
He's got a lot on his a lot on his plate,
and we're talking about this is next week for the
UH for the fundraising event that we're doing. We got
the fundraising event next week at the for the core
List for the Homeless, and there are like a bunch
of items we could auction off. But Jack's like, you know,
like they don't have time to take pictures and put
it on the website, and like he had to do it.

(11:15):
I'm like, you got a lot to do. Why don't
we just don't do that. Let's just let's just wing
it next Friday and if we got some stuff, we'll
break it on air and we'll you don't have to
do all that extra work because he's got he got
too much to do. Where did you get that shirt?

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
These are ah? You got one too, don't you. Angel? Yeah,
well you guys got real radio shirts. Everybody that was
here yesterday. Everybody came to work yesterday. I got a shirt.
You don't worry. Angel grabbed you one.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I came to work yesterdays left to know.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Here, here's your old We got one for you.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
We did get I don't know we were matching today.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Guys, we got one for you. But they almost they
were close to running out. Angel had to speak up
for you and say, hey, what about Ryan, because you
know he didn't come to work today, look like a
boy band. What's going on? You got one? Thank you?
These are like these like baseball baseball jerseys, pretty cool, right,

(12:11):
black and red.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
And I remember getting a baseball shirt like this is
a kid, like not understanding baseball.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Put yours on so we all can match today the
airy spirits will think we're like a baseball team.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Okay, yeah, we get him to play at our league.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
I remember getting a baseball shirt like this is a kid, though,
and crying because I didn't understand why the sleeves were
like too short. I was like, you broke the shirt.
And I've never worn one since. This will be actually
the first. This is my favorite style of T shirt.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
They are cool.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, they're longer and okay, this is a small hell
you can put that on, you know?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That was that was that's the last one they had,
but we thought about you.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, they were all I mean, it's only for on
air people. That's Jack specifically said, this is Ryan, this
is right.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Put it on.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Not putting on a small shirt, why not ridiculous? All right, Well,
you made my day good and then you made it bad.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
It's a good job. Everybody, team effort crushed it.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh, relax, he got your normal with your baby.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
He got he got your normal. I'm gonna keep this
other one. No no, no, no, no, wipe my butt
with it.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
There's some of the okay, so actually the double acts
you need right there? Yeah no, this mine is extra
large and if it's.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Perfect, so okay, well then I need a large all.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Right, listen, we got more big Oh, I gotta I
gotta tell you guys something that I got a call
from Hollywood yesterday. I gotta tell you about that. Llod
No not HollyHood, Haley j No, no, no, no, no, Hollywood, California.
I got a call there.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You're gonna be a big star.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'll tell you the city of Hollywood, Hollywood, Yeah, the
entire city. Uh yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what that's about. Also,
we've got let's stay here. Remember ten o'clock tickets go
on sale for the Ryan Holmes Party Bus.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Uh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
And just just to announce it, just added this. It's
after party at Russ's house. It's the Ryan Holmes Monster
Party Bus.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
You got to f the word monster in there, I
go change that for m w O Wrestling Big Wrestling
Tournament out in winter Haven. It's gonna be awesome. So
you get your tickets if you want to join and
be a part of the party bus that Ryan Holmes
will be in charge of. You're listening to the match
in the morning. We're recording another Christmas Night, so tonight

(14:52):
on Magic one seven we'll host Christmas again. We haven't
done it yet, so we have to record it later,
so we don't don't even know what it's going to
sound like because we haven't done it, but it will
be tonight. If you want to listen to Christmas music,
Magic one oh seven seven Monsters, Monsters takeover to tonight
on Magic one oh seven seven, Welcome back Monsters in

(15:16):
the morning. We're Radio one o four point When yeah,
you think about this, this is our last normal Friday
of twenty twenty five because next Friday we're going to
be doing our you know, our live show. We'll be
over in the big studio. We got bands all set up.
It's a fundraising event for the Correlation for the Homeless
and uh, you know, we'll we'll focus on that a
little bit more next week. But this is like our

(15:36):
last normal Friday. That seems weird, doesn't it. Yeah, especially
with like we're going out with a bang. I mean
we got this. Uh we had the bike drive.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Then we've got the football, Yeah, football event next week
and then Friday.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, wind's gonna go fast. No no, no, no, no, no, no.
We got this.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
We got got kettle corn in the morning, trivia Tomorrow night,
Sunday thing. Come back now next week Wednesday, cureball, Friday telethon, telethon.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Then we're done for two weeks. It's a little Christmas break.
You can see, you can see you can see the
end of the you know, end of the tunnel from
here right.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, but we heavily loaded it. Like what I thought,
what was the was it November? We weren't doing anything November.
We took a little bit of a break, I got.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, we took a little bit break because in November.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
No we didn't no, I didn't have it. We didn't
have anything that can't be true, and it just we
really kicked it off with the Burless Show, and you know,
you do. It's been a little busy here in December,
but listen, uh, next week it's all all, and really
everything else is easy. I mean going to the Cure Ball,
We're just basically going to a tailgate party and eating barbecue.
That's easy. Last show of the year, you know, we

(16:46):
we kind of introduced everybody. They do all the hard
work and do sing the songs and you know, and
we just do the fundraising. So well it'll be good.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, but it's it's Wednesday, Cure Ball, hang out with everybody,
stay there late, get up to a show in the morning.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, we did that.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
So it's a little bit uh heavy, Like I like,
my wife is like trying to figure out what we're doing,
whether we're going away for Christmas or not, right, And
it's like I've just done so much lately that I
just want to stay home, but I know that's not
fair to hers, so I have to now do stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
And I'm annoyed by it because.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
You just want to say, you know, there's a story
out today about how people are going to travel less
this Christmas season for something.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
We've got money, bro, Yeah, they don't have the money.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
They're staying home. They're going to just relax and uh
and uh yeah, we still have plans to go to
uh to New Orleans. Uh, you know for after the
day after Christmas before they got that week to stay home,
which is great. I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I'm a little bit concerned about the telethon, and I
know I shouldn't be, but because because I know money's
tight for people.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I saw it with the bike drive. You know, it
was a bit different vibe at the bike drive this year.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
And then I'm like, Okay, are people going to show
up like they've showed up in the past.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
And I know the Coalition for the Homeless is uh.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, like due to various things, they don't have as
much cash on hand as usual.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's like super.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Important this year that we actually do it. Do you
feel that stress at all?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah? You know you weren't here yesterday because you had
to take care of someff with your wife. But I
talked about it a little bit and because people were wondering,
why do you you know, why do you think it's
a competition or why do you get so up, you know,
up in arms about it? Because for me, it's like,
you know, I don't have many superpowers, but one of
my superpowers has always been is I'm really good at promoting,
right so so promoting things and influencing people to donate

(18:26):
and influencing people to use meals air or influencing people
to listen to this show or whatever. That's like what
I do.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You're an influencer. So I'm yeah in a real way though.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like not the one not an influencer that goes and
does a podcast in their back bedroom or whatever. That
that's different, like you know, actual like proven commodity and
and uh and so I feel like I have a reputation,
you know what I'm saying, Like I have a reputation
to hold, and like we got to be able to
you know, uh, we got to be able to raise money.
So I do feel a little bit of the pressure.

(18:56):
But I haven't thought about next week yet. I'm right
now worried on the right now tso like a trains
Iberian Orchestra and tickets for the wrestling. I'm concerned about
those things because those are on sale now. I guess
I'll think about the coolers for homeless next week. I
get only one thing at a time. It's my you

(19:16):
can call it.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
They're in order, right, so it wouldn't it be tickets
are on sale now?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yes, so and then it would be Coalition for the Homeless,
and then it would be because the bus isn't actually
until what January.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
One month from now, one month from today, So.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
We come back.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
That is very quick. That is right around the corner, right,
but we come back, we hit it hard. I'm not
worried about selling out fifty seats on a bus.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's easy.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, I mean, I'm glad you're not worried about it. Good,
that's good.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Aren't you glad I'm worried about it?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, Well, you're very exascerted and like, uh and I
feel like this, but like, who doesn't want to hang
out and go to wrestling with Ryan Holmes. That's an
easy sell. Okay, we'll get it on a bus, receip
and break on the windows.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Well, tickets are on sale at ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
That's good, So just sell out ten minutes there, I hope.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
So that would make me feel wonderful. That'd be great,
that'd be awesome. Anyway, you can go to real Radio
Monsters dot com and get those tickets, by the way,
or real Radio dot fm. Slash Ryan to really massage
his ego. He's got a website with his name on it.
So I get a phone call. Actually I got the
phone call a week or so ago, and this is

(20:27):
the follow up phone call. So I'm doing, uh, you know,
a monster bit. I'm putting together like a little thumbnail
thing for the for the you know, the last show
of the year, for the core list for the Homeless.
I'm building that sitting at my desk and I get
a phone call and it says Hollywood, California. How often
does that happen to people? And that very often? Right
where you get a phone call from Hollywood, California, it's like, oh, yeah,
that's a real place. You know. You hear about in

(20:49):
the movies and you see the sign and everything, but
you forget that's an actual destination. So I get the
call and it is from a producer. Let's see what
a Glass Entertainment Group, and they produce documentaries for ABC. Uh,
and they have a series of documentaries that are coming out.

(21:10):
And one of the producers that works on these documentaries
used to go to UCF and he said, hey, you know,
when I was at UCF, I remember this story. And
the only way I knew about this story is I
used to listen to the Monsters in the Morning on
Real Radio and Russ Rollins talked about it, and I
think Russ Rollins is still on the air, and we

(21:31):
could we could go and film and you know, and
ask him about this story. And so now I've got
you know, Hollywood calling and they want to do a
documentary and bring cameras in here. So I'm like, oh, yeah, sure,
what's the story? And he says it and I'm like,
oh God, I don't remember. Now I don't tell him
this right, but I don't remember a whole lot about it.
But of course I'm not going to say that because
I want to get cameras in here and help, you know,

(21:52):
helps promote the show and makes us look good and
all that kind of stuff as a documentary at ABC.
So if I say the words Lisa Nowak, what does
that mean to you? Ae? Uh, Lisa no Wak. Wasn't
she the astronaut? Nice?

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, the astronaut that she put she wore diapers across
the country to stock or confront her lover's.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Uh yeah, she was part of a love triangle. It
was an astronaut and I think she was. Did she
go from a was it either from Texas to Orlando.
I think Alaska.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
No, it was left from Orlando.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
She left from Orlando to Texas. About it? Okay, it
was was that, Okay, I think I remember exactly what
it was.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
I remember, I'll be remember arrested in Orlando.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
So she went from Texas to Orlando. She wore diapers
so she wouldn't have to stop. She had a gun
or something, right, and she was gonna shoot her girlfriend
or something like that. Anyway, it's the Lisa Noak story.
And and uh, and of course I ride away, so
oh yeah, I remember that. I know what year do
you think that Lisa Noac story was out? Because I

(22:58):
don't even remember who the Purdue was at this time,
and I don't know who was on the show at
this time. So I need help. Uh, And this is
I told Evil I I'm like, Evil Eye, we might
need you. Because the guy asked me, hey, I'm sure
you've got archives there at Real Radio. Can you can
your archives look up and see you know, the things
you were saying about it and we could play that
on the documentary. I'm like, yeah, we've got a special archive.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Is his name is Evil Eye, so that would have
been funnier talked to our guy Evil Eye.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
His number, Yes, here's Evil Eyed number. Ask you what
year do you think that happened? You're you're looking it
at right right?

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Yeah, I in front of me.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's time. I figure he came from Texas to Orland.
That's what I thought, Texas to Orlando. Okay, So what
what year do you think this was? Because I don't
know if you were the producer at this No, I
think this was I think uh.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Daniel, Daniel was the producer because I don't even think
I was in the building yet.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
What year do you think it was? Two thousand? No,
what do you think? Oh? You know what? Right? Two
thousand and seven? Yeah, I wasn't in the building. It
was February the sixth. Listen. Yeah, I was listening to
you guys talk about this. That's what this guy said.
We were listening to talk about you guys. And I
barely remember who was on the show February sixth, two
thousand and seven.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
That's almost Daniel Drunkie, you, Bubba, jim Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh yeah, that's right, Jimmy was on there. Yeah. I
was gone and Savannah's gone already, right, it is gone. Yeah,
so it might be Tiffany, Me and Jimmy, Tiffany, Daniel
and Drunkie. Yeah, okay, okay, so I know no evil,
I evil, I says, I wouldn't have it. He doesn't
have it. Okay, so we have no fun.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
No, I think he stopped recording after a certain year.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I think I have all the tapes of up to
two thousand and like four, Oh you got it, No,
two thousand and four. Oh so two thousand is the
newest tape that I had.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh, I see, so two thousand and seven, we don't
have anything. No, that's all right because we don't have that.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
You check those crates that you gave me, because I
haven't looked at those yet. Yeah, they might be different dates.
I'll take a look. I doubt it. I think they
only like I think it's all still the same time frame,
from like ninety eight to two thousand and four, So
this would be.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, be February six, you know, maybe that month, the
month of that, because I know we talked about it
several times because it was funny because you were a
diaper right, so there was a whole bunch of diaper jokes.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
If just fake it, Bubba man, Like what if we
thus three boys were like, just like, hey, guys, it's
two thousand and seven, what's up your religion?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
To mom? And with AI voices you could do like
you could do like Daniel's voice, or you could do
a drunkies voice or.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Would you say touched?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Con ABC guys, are you into con the fake ABC nudes?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Let's do it? Do you think my voice was different
in two thousand and seven?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
You have this weird squeaky high pitch.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, it's weird thing that your voice did.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Huh yeah, your voice has gotten way deeper over time.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
M hmm. Well yeah, so so yeah, Eva is saying
that I guess HUDs was still around too, Tunnel was
still okay, huh uh yeah that might that makes sense. Oh,
Evil I stopped recording everything in two thousand and five. Okay,
al right, Evil Eye White. I did mention you to
the producers, buddy, So.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
We've got one if you get a call from Hollywood,
don't get freaked out.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, I got one guy that recorded everything. Other than that,
we don't we didn't keep hardly anything uh around here,
but we do have those dat tapes that I gave you.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I was really saddened to learn that there was no
archive when I when I started working here, I was like,
oh cool, I've actually sad all the old stuff. They
probably haven't all logged in the computer. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Right, it turns out, guys, Yeah, the computers that I
heard were on Windows ninety five with hard drives that
didn't even have gigabyte space. Yeah, we're talking like this
dard drive nine hundred megabytes, damn it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah. Well, you know lost the time and at the time,
nobody thought we'd still be around in twenty twenty five.
You know, like there's nobody thought you need to keep
all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I don't know, dude, there's a I mean, there's guys
that have done it and uh and I you know,
uh smart guys. Uh yeah, go ahead, I'm not gonna
diss you.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I mean like there was there was templates that were
being thrown. I say whatever you want to say about Bubba,
but he has all his stuff. Stern has all his stuff. Yeah,
and and outside And this is why I don't know
how far these conversations and how far they go up right,
because I remember when I first got into this building,
and y'all's office had there, and there was a wall
of many discs, and they were and they were all

(27:32):
there and then and at some point and again this.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Is what I got them on, and I gave him
all to Ryan it all.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
No, well, I mean maybe, but I think what you
gave Ryan is a portion of that, because like I said, there,
I know for a fact that there was probably anywhere
between uh four to whatever whatever number of boxes that
he gave you, whatever number of boxes that you have, Ryan, Yes,
there's probably another five to ten of those that I
know for a fact.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
We're thrown away. No, you're right, Angel. To be fair,
they did think we should keep all this stuff because
the only thing the interns did was record everything and
put it on dat tape and write down what the
show was about. So, to be fair, you're right, they
did keep it all. But they kept it all on
this dat stuff that now you gotta buys, you gotta
try to find and I.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Get and so so I guess the mentality is, or
what the thing is is that like, Okay, that was
the best technology at the time, but then there as
time progresses, Yeah, it was gonna be. It would it
would have been. It is even now when Ryan tries
to grabs some of that stuff. It is a cumbersome
process to move that stuff from whatever, you know, whatever
the mechanism is that you storage stuff there and then

(28:41):
you know, at some point they would have been you know,
and it's like I'm saying, I'm not trying to kick
you or whatever, but it's like, at some point it
would have been cool to move all.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That stuff to your card drives and have that. You know,
it's not fair. You're so right, it's not fair to
say they weren't recording it or we didn't think about.
They did record it, and they actually paid people to
to have all that stuff, if.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm with the way they recorded it though they recorded
it onto those many discs, and many discs aren't like
a file that you can drag over.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
No, you have to in real times, you have.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
To have and they're basically useless because I don't have
ten years of my life to sit through and do it.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why they're labeled, but like not
labeled like super.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Load the moment, like like hey, if you need to
go back that, you know, hey, can you grab that
tape from last week? They're not you know, and and
what I'm trying to say Russ is in the sense of, like, again,
could you imagine today if you have all that it's
a treasure trove. Oh yeah, it's it's a it's a
it's a vault, it's a you know, there's that that
stuff as the way that technology is evolved, and that

(29:49):
stuff now you upload that to a cloud and and
and now you can access any era of that of
the show.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
You know. Yeah, No, it would be be amazing because
the things that we were allowed to say back then
are totally different than now too. And then the things
we talked about would show like, oh wow, look at this,
they're complaining about the same thing now that they we
are today.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
You know, like like we would have a full fledged,
documented proof of how Russ's voice has always been in
the higher registration.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I guess it was, yeah back then anyway, So they're
going to come in in January and do an interview. Uh,
They're gonna film us doing the show live now and
then do an interview with me about what I remember
about the Lisa Noac story, and and I did remembers.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
On the outside of our pants.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I did remember she drove from Texas to here and then,
but he referenced something about, well, at first, we're going
to be in Alaska for the first part of the story,
and I didn't know why they were going to be
in Alaska. And then they sent me like a rundown
of the sequence of events that helped jog my memory
and one of this really, I mean, I don't remember

(31:02):
most of them, dude.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
I remember it was just being scandalous and it was
all you guys talking about it. I remember it all
being all over the news, and again because it dealt
with astronauts, and typically you didn't have you know, NASA
and astronauts being in this kind of tabloidy kind of story.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
This later we rolled down here nine hundred miles and
with a latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol,
that's right, pepper spray, a hooded trench coat, a drilling hammer,
regular black gloves, an eight inch knife, and some other stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
And it was shocking because she was an astronaut, and
we think as an astronaut as being you know, above
all this, above all this, right, like an.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Aspell astronaut without ass.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
There you go. Anyway, So well, at least I know
we do not because I got to get back with them.
You want to know if I could find any archives,
and I'm like, we I'll let you look, you know,
and see if you can find anything from two thousand
and two thousand and.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Seven, February fourth, thousand and seven, February six what he said,
But it is since you left, I guess.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay. Yeah, so anytime after that is when we would
have talked about it. I'm sure we were goofing on her,
especially if it was me and Jimmy and Daniel and Drunkie.
I'm sure we goofed on her. Uh. I mean, Bubba
was there. Bubba might have done a song. I could
make them do one. Oh, that'd be good. Yeah, so

(32:25):
this is Bubba. This is a song Bubba did. But
oh that's funny. Yeah. I don't know though, if you're
full of documentary, is that a you know? Is that illegally? Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
This guy says I have most shows on the podcast
from two thousand and six to twenty twelve.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Started getting contact with me Ryan or Real Radio NFM.
On the podcast, he said, I have most of the
shows on a podcast from two thousand and six and
twenty twelve. Really, well, if you can find anything you
got a second historian out there.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
About Lisa Noak, you know, please get it to us
because the where.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Is she now?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Is that part of the whole gig? I don't know.
Didn't she go to jail suicide? Did she know?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
She is alive?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
She's alive.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
She is she's according to her Wikipedia page, which is
very extensive. It's so sad to see, Like her Wikipedia
page is all her achievements, like from the Navy to
NASA and all this stuff, and then it goes all
the way down to the bottom. It's like a little
blurb about the altercation.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Listen, love will make you crazy, guys, Love will make
you nuts.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
She spent twelve days in space total.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
All right, we gotta take a little break. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the matter of the morning. Yeah, tonight

(33:48):
we're gonna be hosting another It's Monster Christmas Night too.
The first one went so well, They're like, please do
another one. I'm like, okay, fine, we'll do it. We
won't make you guys suffer here. Well, we're gonna do
it after the show. So we don't know what we're
gonna do yet, but we'll be on magic. When I
was seven seven tonight, starting at seven o'clock, hosting Christmas

(34:09):
Night Christmas Music. Do you guys sit around and listening
to Christmas to the house yet?

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I do in the car, Like I have said, so,
my fifteen year old, this is her favorite time of year, obviously,
and this time of year, this is where she will
switch radio stations and she listens to Magic the whole time.
Oh yeah, so whenever we're you know, when the car,
that's what we're listening to. And yeah, she's like listening

(34:34):
to it that at home all the time. And she
digs the fact that they start playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I've been doing more Christmas stuff. I gotta I gotta movie.
I'm gonna talk about her in minute enough time now,
but I've been doing more Christmas stuff this year. I
think I'm more in the spirit this year than I
have been in several years. I don't know what the
difference is. I don't know what. It just kind of
strikes you the right way or whatever. But the house,
maybe it's the way the house is decorated. Then maybe
that's what it is. The things are. It's just been

(34:59):
such a good year. Maybe that's what it is. You know,
I don't know, but yeah, we did Christmas music again
the other night, and you sit around and I finally,
you know, remember how I was complaining angel about I
couldn't get my lights on the gov uh to work right?
I thought that I thought the app was too difficult.
It took me about it in the good forty five
minutes that really study it, and I figured it out.
And and now I got my Christmas lights going the

(35:20):
way they're they're supposed to in the back and and uh,
just uh, yeah, I'm pretty And I've talked to other
people they were like, I'm not in a Christmas spirit
at all, you know, having some people that I know
that have their money issues and they're like, I'm not
in a Christmas spirit at all. I don't know that that.
Have you met more people that are that are in
the mood for Christmas now Ryan, or or not in

(35:41):
the mood?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
H I am in December? Who's not in the mood
for Christmas in December?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
There are some people that are just like they're not
even feeling like celebrating this year. I actually I've talked
to a couple of people that way, and I've actually
tried to help put them in the spirit, you know.
I actually a couple of months I've given them tickets
to TSO for Saturday Night.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Trying to force Christmas on people like Spanish missionary.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
It depends on how you look at it. I'm trying
to help spread the cheer, right, the good feeling Jewish.
That's not speaking of Jewish. I started watching I've never
watched this before, but it's Seven Crazy Nights with Adam Sandler,
whateverever many Eight Crazy Knights with Adam Sandler.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Us the Jews.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Dude, I don't know, boy that I don't know if
that one holds up one of the I only watched
the first half hour. I couldn't take it, really because
I like Adam Sandler, but I don't think he's funny,
you know it just but.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
What I like. That's a crazy thing to say. I
like Adam Sandler, but I don't think he's funny. That's
kind of his whole thing. I think he's a great guy.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
It's just that with this Eight Crazy Nights thing, it
was all fart humor and all that stuff, and this
is my you know, not my thing. But there's a scene,
one of the first scenes he's in a Chinese restaurant
and he's doing a Chinese guy's an invitation of a
Chinese guy. And I can imagine, and like, I don't care.
I think it's funny, but you care, a lot of
people these days who are all worried about being woke,

(37:06):
I would think would have a problem with his Uh,
you know, he don't pay for he's doing this Chinese
guy's accent. You know he don't pay for soup, you know,
and and uh, I can imagine some people would be
upset by you just did it. Though, if you can
do it, I don't know what you're doing there. No,
I'm saying that I'm watching it. I'm realizing, Oh my god,
the people that get mad about that would be mad

(37:27):
about this.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I don't think like it's I think if he was
like Chinese people are stupid while doing that voice.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
I think that's a very different thing.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
But just doing a voice doesn't mean that you automatically
get canceled.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Good. I'm glad that shouldn't be the way it should be. Well,
that's why it's always been, you know. There there you see,
I like that's good.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Well that was Japanese, get it correct.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I thought I was Korean. My bad, but that's that's
the only movie I know about that is it has
to do with you know.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Hanukkah, just to give it proper context. That came out
in two thousand and two, and it's a PG thirteen
movie I know, and it's animated, which point no, just
again because that's the other part of the when we
do these have these arguments for discussions, Oh, that would
be canceled. It's it's already it's time.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would just say you you wouldn't
usually you wouldn't see doing a stereotypical Chinese guy's voice.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Like I think Hankah, Like I don't care.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
There's not a ton of Honka movies because that's not
the biggest holiday in Judaism, right, Like that's the one
that like like it's it's it's also ran with Christmas.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I always thought that was their Christmas.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
It's not. But they're big holidays rashashana nah.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
So I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
So I think a lot of Jewish people feel like this.
We're like, yeah, they celebrate Hanukkah, it's the same time
as Christmas. And I know a lot of Jewish friends
of mine like kind of always felt left out, so
they'll celebrate Christmas also, right, you know.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
But as far as like doing movies, I'm looking at
a list of movies. Yeah, I haven't heard of any
of them other than Eight Crazy Nights and that's the
night before with Seth Rogan.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Well I saw, oh yeah, that was really good the
night Actually, we watched that one almost every year. That
one is actually really good, and that is a honk Tell.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Me if you've heard of any of these top seven movies, okay,
and number seven, all I want is Christmas No, okay,
Mistletoe's and Minoras No, my favorite Full Court Miracle never
eight Gifts of Honkkah, number three, Eight Crazy Nights.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I heard that.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I saw a little bit of that number two the
night before. And the number one movie according to this
list for Honukkah is Honkah on Rye.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, all right, well, take a break, we come back.
What happened last night with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Angel's
gonna tell you with Monster Sports when we return. Don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the Matters of the Morning
introducing the latest lad Here's the greatest station

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