November 21, 2025 • 39 mins
THURSDAY HR 1 Thanksgiving at work. Deviled Eggs are amazing!! Russ hanging out with his mom on her birthday. Burt and Sally. Russ tries to get Ryan to do Tai Chi.
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Day, Matt Ryan homees.
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And we do use what you say on the air.
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It's the best thing going in the world ever. Uh,
that's what I think. So what up? What up?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
It's Friday Man already, which is great yesterday I had
to run. I'm out of here, and I'll tell that story
here in a minute or so. But I want to
find out with you guys, because I saw Angel this
morning and the big boss uh and not only gave
us cards, but like handwritten cards with little uh with
little notes inside, personalized. That's a good that's that's a
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that's a really good you know thing. You know, that's
a nice little touch to give a little it's it's
like a oh, you didn't go You didn't go to
the Thanksgiving thing either? Oh I thought you. I thought
you were just bessing.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
No, I don't want to eat other people's house cooked food.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, well, Angel's going to report to you about the food.
By the way, Now, I had a good reason I
didn't attend. It was my mom's eighty fifth birthday and
I'd already planned on taking her to lunch. And I'll
tell you about that lunch here in a second or two.
But uh, so I thought, maybe Ryan, you were kidding
and you did go to the to the Thanksgiving It
was not But.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Angel, is you you represented the monsters? Thank you? Yes,
I did.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So what happened at the Thanksgiving? What do they called it.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
It was called it was friends giving kind of work giving,
works giving kind of thing. It was actually it's it
was a really cool moment. It's not often that all
the personalities and everyone from all of the different roles
that they everyone plays in the station that we get
a chance to hang out. And that was basically the
cooler thing about it. It was to hang out. They
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had beverages there that were completely sealed and contained that
no one cooked that Ryan could have consumed. Yeah, shout
out to Cavo's uh you know, huge trends of of
the of the station, and they're the ones that provided
the turkey, the ham Brussels, roasted Brussels sprouts, stuffing, like
there was a lot of the main stays they offered,
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and then everybody else brought like their specialty dishes and
everything was delicious. It was absolutely fantastic, and it was.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's really cool.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
And then, like you said, our boss Judy, she made
it a point to you know, at one point just
hand those out to everybody that is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And it's handwritten. It's all.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
It's not like I have a wonderful thing say, it's
like a specific.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Thing to me directly, you know, very very nice.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah, all our management staff, a prior personnal, they were
all there. So it was so they were they were
all present, and again it's just it was a cool vibe.
It was a cool chance to kind of hang out
and catch up with everybody.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'm just looking at the text and service. Once again,
I can't text you guys back, but I can read
what you're saying. Dev said that angel Ate all the
doubled eggs, true or fuss?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That is.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
So I slow rolled it because I know how our
listeners are and so they want, you know, the podcaster
used to getting up at a certain time, so I
did that first, and so I was so I got
to go strategically in after that first wave of everybody
eating and everything right, So by the time that I
get to the buffet and all the food and everything,
I'm like, well, everyone's had either their seconds or whatever,
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so whatever's there.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I get to cherry pick.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Right, and so I go to the one table there
and Jimmy's made his famous deviled eggs. There's three left,
and I was like, those are for me, and I
grabbed all three.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Now, listen, I gotta tell you that that that is
a true story. Uh, Jimmy, you know, with those that
don't know Jimmy, Jimmy, Colbert, dirty jim whatever. Uh used
to be my brother in law. And yes, yes, yes, yes,
And whenever we did a family thing, you know, him
and my sister would come. But Jimmy would make the
deviled eggs. And they were they were they.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Were the hit. They were always the hit.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
And and uh and then after Jimmy and Carla, you know,
split up or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Carla you know, you know she she would do it.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
But but Jimmy, I gotta get Jimmy made the best
deviled eggs. Matter of fact, to the point where it's funny.
I didn't realize the devil edgg thing was a deal.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yesterday when I went to lunch at the place I
went to, they offered a doubled egg and I got it.
And I remember thinking to myself, I've never had a
devil egg better than one's Jimmy's made, honestly, God. And
I went to hill Stone over on in winter Park.
I'll tell that story in a little bit. But uh,
and and with what I got, I got a doubled egg.
I'm like, that's good as what Jimmy used to make.
Uh so that's funny. He that's what he made him brought.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, they were absent, and like, you know, yeah, you
guys can hit me up about it. I don't care.
I probably I sat up.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I would, dude, if I'd have been there, you and
I have been fighting over there again his last.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Three Yeah, I said Jimmy a text. I was like, yo, dude,
asked me if I feel bad it grabbed the last
three deviled eggs because I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Matter of fact, when he would bring him to our family,
things like we would always eat all.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The doubled eggs because I don't know what he did.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I don't know what it was, but he had a
special thing. Now, would you eat okay, I know you
don't like eating other people's food.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Would you eat Jimmy's eggs? No?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Hell, especially not eating eggs.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Oh my god, you don't like deviled eggs? No? I
mean you are?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I mean outside okay, like outside of this conversation. Like,
let's say you go to Hillstone. Hillstone makes a pretty
decent deviled egg. I don't like deviled eggs as an entree.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
No, I like eggs as an omelet. And that's it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So you don't. You don't like a double ed egg. No, No,
they're so good.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
A little devil in it too. I'm u put the
devil inside me on purpose.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It's like a rebel egg man. It's like.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Leg No, I like a good deviled egg man. And
I haven't been down. And my wife makes some pretty
good you know, my sister used to as well. But
Jimmy I got it. I gotta give it to him,
you know, I like the goof on him just for funnies.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
But his his deviled eggs were bad ass, and they
they became like the famous thing and our for our
whenever we did a function, is.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Jimmy gonna bring your eggs? Uh? So uh? Yeah, that's
a that's true story. You had them? Yeah, like I said,
I did not. And then and every let me say this.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
I could say this about Jimmy because because I know him,
you know that well. But every person's food that I
tried yesterday, there was some great uh uh stuffings. There
were some great potatoes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Some other sides that people brought there were absolutely delicious.
The dessert table was just knockout. So it was a
really fantastic spread. And then above all that. It was
just again really fun to kind of catch up with everybody.
H got to uh catch up with Jeremy, who's the
program director for Magic one of seven seven.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
What we're doing.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
He's he's he's like you basically, it's like, I know,
you got your hands full of angel because of he's
heard all this stuff that we have, the carrying on
and everything and got edit, edit and all that kind
of stuff. I was here till nine thirty quarter to ten,
I said, but there was that, and.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Then they did hear did he hear daisy stuff? That?
Did he tell you what to what to put and
not to put in? I don't think he heard Daisy
concerned about this fool?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh oh his his. The Daisies were the one have
you decided? Which is okay? You got okay? Yeah, Daisy.
And today we've got Angelique is supposed to be here.
I believe Savannah was supposed to come in.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I got a.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Message from her when I woke up this morning. She
had another she has another sty in her eye. Has
to go to the doctor. I can't make it. Uh,
she's she's ill still. So we're not gonna have Savannah.
We will have Angelique.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
The the wine deeper is gonna come in, maybe get
hardy cut one, and then the detective.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Barb Angels gonna be in the room cutting farts all day.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You guys, that eggs don't have that impact on me.
They don't do me either. When people say that devil
they eat eggs, I need that. There's a protein man
makes far It doesn't.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, protein shakes throughout a day.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Beans are not protein. Whoops, maybe they are.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, well, beans make you fart, but but remember the
chant huh.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Over the beans beans fruit. The more you the more
you too, the better you feel something I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Eggs have that too, Eggs, eggs that make you fart
from your legs.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Okay, I hear you, guys, and I you know Amy
Hurley's texting and everything. I hear all of you guys.
There's other proteins that have that impact on me. Eggs
and beans are not one of them.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Beans can do it for me, but not to but
not double eggs. Man, Double eggs are like that's a
that's a that's so weird that you don't like them?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They make me happy.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I hate them. I also have people in my family
that make a very famous deviled eggs who get very
offended every time they offer me one, and I go,
that's nasty. Get it out of the face.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
You're just a weird devil.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Eggs are gross, most egg you don't.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I only like doble eggs. Give us a text us
at seven seven Z.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
It makes sense that him and Bullward our friends now,
because that's the one thing I see.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
The two of you agree.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I only hate scrambled eggs until I was like twenty five.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So are you serious?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I hate eggs like, I just don't like them. I
like an omelet, that's about it.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Damn. I love the wowow eggs are good.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
So someone offered you up like, let's say, sunnyside up egg.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Of dippy dippy eggs.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Dippy.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah, I can't because when it's a dippy egg, I
can't get over the fact that that's a placenta of
like animal.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
This is a common thing in your life. Bro, you
think too much. You gotta stoop it up a little bit.
You'll have a more fun life. I can'tn't don't think
about that where it comes from eating.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Damn, it's good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
It's a texture thing. At the same time, I'm glad
I'm not smart, dude.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Deviled eggs with a little with Sabbi on there. That's
how they do them over at the filling station.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
No good, you get throway for the day.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Okay, you're just you're missing out some more devile eggs
for us.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Right, made made fifteen eggs?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
All right, how did Jimmy make because it was okay,
it was thirty deviled eggs, but it was fifteen eggs,
you know what I mean? Like it was it was
a big plaid fifteen egg for an entire office.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
It was a pretty substantial platter. So by the time
I got there, there was three only three left. Yeah,
so you got the three? Uh yeah, the three. I
mean if you want to get grossery by, I had
the three that people with their.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Handsome that's what I want to do that to. You
put that three left over like maasterd Diggs. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta get the ones on top of me. Right
there at the beginning, there's a yeah, Jimmy made good eggs. Man,
Like I'd love the bust on them. I'd love to
goof because it's more fun. But no, in my household,
it was like, oh, it's Jimmy making eggs. Uh, and
then and then when they split up. You know, my
my sister kind of took it over. But I always
(13:12):
thought to myself, Jimmy made them urner.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I ain't gonna tell you garlic call it for
the rest of it. You don't like hard boiled eggs?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hell no, oh greasy, eggy, squishy thing that's nasty. Just
there's some mouthfeel of that stuff, spic if it's if
eggs are covered in a significant sauce or covered in
a lot of other things eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
What's the sauce that they put on eggs back then that's.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
A holiday holiday sauce.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, so you like holiday sauce, is what you're saying.
You like holiday sauce.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Like that way of Like I don't really like sushi.
What I like is dipping things into with sabi filled
soy sauce. Really yeah, like like raw fish, like I
can't eat when like it's not on those Yeah, get
that on my face. But but dipping dipping sushi, jipping
dipping Japanese chicken gets into some soy sauce. Delicious. You
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are a four year old?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yes, you know, I never I mean I guess there's
a couple of people that don't like double eggs. I
never I had an ex wife. I had an ex
wife that hated doubled eggs. And one Thanksgiving she's like,
I don't want your sister bringing doubled.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Eggs into the house.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I'm like, I can't do that, Like that's that's their thing. No,
I don't want your sister bring double eggs and rocks.
So I called my sister and I'm like, Carla, listen,
you know she doesn't want you to bring the double
eggs to the house this year. And Carl's like, okay, fine,
and I'm like I was where she agreed right away.
So for Thanksgiving morning, it's probably what they're supposed to
be there, Like two at one o'clock, my sister gets there,
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sets up a table in the front of the house,
but in the in the driveway, and makes all the
doubles eggs in the driveway for the family. She's like,
she said, you said don't bring him in the house.
I made him outside. And I was like, damn it,
maybe sure, I'm sure. About three weeks after that, Carly
(15:00):
knew it was coming. So she's like, I'm making double eggs.
I don't care what happens. All right, listen, I gotta
tell you something. What happened yesterday? It is a Friday.
I hope you're ready to be in a good mood tonight.
We're gonna be on Magic one O seven seven for
the Christmas Night. We got our own Monster Christmas Night tonight,
starting at seven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
See what makes the cut.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
We got to record a couple other ones in a
in a wrap up today, so we'll do that. Yeah,
and uh, will they replay that another time in the month,
because man it we're so early. It's not even Christmas.
It's just we're like, we haven't even had Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I don't know. We should have stuck with the date
we had.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah, I agree with you, or maybe do the following
like doing the following Friday, our last show the year
that's either here nor there. Here's the thing with voice tracks,
sessions rush like it's not like a best of so
on the machine, so it's difficult to do.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
That's what I'm trying to say. They can't redo it
another time.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I I don't know if they can, and I've never
seen that done.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I'll say that there is.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
It possible if the ratings are really good. They might
go on it's on, it's on the listeners at this point.
Last year, they like, they showed us the graph and
they showed we saw what was.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
The highest rated. Yes, and let me put a shout
out to Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Hey, can it is another time because it's it's kind
of early anyway, I digress. There I go trying to
control things again.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Let me let me. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
They'll make some deviled eggs is driveway?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Now I'm hungry, man. I agree, Well, let's get some eggs.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Let's get some food.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I'll buy breakfast. Okay, why don't I always buy break.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Because you're a nice guy and well respected in the community, and.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
You're in and you're in the holiday mood. You had
a great a great quarter.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
You're so good at your job.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
You had a great time with your mom. Yesterday sucks, guys.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Okay, alright, you're listening to much of the morning. All right,
welcome out to the Master's Mornings every Radio one O
four point one broadcasting live on I Heart Radio. Hey,
reminding you, we have tickets available for the uh miss
(17:05):
Monster Burless Show that's happening on December the fifth and
that's gonna be at the Abbey in downtown Orlando scheduled
to appear. You Got the Angela Boom will be spending tones,
We'll be doing DJ business. You Got Angelique, the Dance
and Queen and Bernova, Daisy Del Toro and bb Caliber
all performing that night. Five new contestants that will be
(17:26):
competing for the title of Miss Monster burless uh and
then Ryan and I will be hosting it. And that
is gonna be December fifth. Get your tickets by going
to Real Radio Real Radio what is it a radio
monsters dot com? Yeah, sorry, I forgot really Real Radio
monsters dot com. They get your tickets for that for
that event. Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan
(17:47):
all here today. So we're so we're telling you the
story about Angel went to the friends giving thing. I
thought you were really gonna go. You were just a
slow rolling it so you did not go.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
But the real the real reason more than like not
wanting to eat other people's food, which is a thing,
but it's not the full day is I'm on a diet. Yeah,
and I have a very big problem with impulse control.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
And I do too. It's very I want to definitely
talk about this. Hold this for a second, because this is.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Going to don't ask me no, no, no, no no.
I didn't ask you why I did. And I know
why you didn't go because you told me.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I want to do this because I because there's a
whole thing, because this has a little bit to do
with my my Uh the reason I didn't go yesterday, right,
So I didn't go yesterday because it was my mom's
eighty fifth birthday and I had promised her I would
take her to lunch, so I couldn't, you know, and
I have to. I had to be home by a
certain time because I did the four oh seven on
Fox thirty five, so I had to be home by
(18:42):
three point thirty.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So I had a limited amount of times, so I couldn't.
I couldn't do both yesterday, So so I go pick.
I'm fighting with whether I want to tell this story
because I don't want to seem like I'm picking on
my mom. But but because it is a birthday and everything.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Now that was her birthday, Now you means.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Well, and she's coming over tonight and I'm taking her
out again for her birthday with Mary Ellen to that
really nice stick restaurant in winter Haven that I went
to a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I'm gonna take her out there.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
But so I picked my mom up and she sucks
the same thing that the conversation you're having about it.
I'm on a diet, my mom, it's your birthday, it's Thanksgiving,
for goodness sakes, what do you what are you worried
about a diet for well? You know, you know, we
have this same conversation all the time. She I have
to lose seven pounds. I was like, Mom, you don't
even get out of the house. What are you gonna
lose seven pounds for?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Well?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I look better if I lose seven pounds. I'm like, Mom, look,
we're going out to lunch. You know, get something, you get,
you know, get something, we get whatever you want. Let's
get some cake and celebrate. No, no, no, I'm going
to have two.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
You know.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
He didn't want to do it right. See, she wants
to lose seven pounds and eighty five years old, worried
about losing someven pounds. I don't get it. And so,
but we're having a really nice conversation on the way
over there, as just me and her.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
A lot of times when we do things.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Now it's like me and her and five other people
and you know, and it's you know, not a whole
lot of time for her and I to talk.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
So so, uh it's gone on purpose.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
No, no, no, no, no, I mean, like, you know,
it was really nice that it was just me and
my mom. And I don't like Olive Garden. Like I'm like, listen,
let the let the girls take it Olive Garden. Later
it's I can't stand it. Just it's it's the bane
of my I just don't like it at all.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
So I'm like, listen to the girls Aubrey and Taylor
and z and all that they want to take you out.
Let them take it out of Garden. I'm gonna take
you somewhere else. And she's like, fine, that's fine. So
I take her over to Hillstone. Do you know where
Hillstone is over in winter Park?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeahs the place that one weird guy came in here
one time. It was mad. They want to give him
a to ghost salad.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Oh yeah, wait whatever. Yeah. Uh, it is awesome.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
It's been there forever. It's pretty consistent and it's always
a good time.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
It opens at eleven thirty, right, So I get my
mom and I pick her up. I'm like, we're going
to go somewhere you haven't been for mom. And I
get there at eleven thirty and we walk in and
I'm like, you know, table for two please, I'm sorry, sir,
that'll be an hour and a half.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm like, what what the hell? Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's business people, it's where people go for business and
eleven science it was.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It was packed. And they said, but you can sit
at the bar. I'm like, okay, Mom, can you can
you sit at the bar?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, we can sit at the bar. Okay, that's fine,
to sit at the bar. I'll get a margarita. I said, perfect,
we'll get We'll get a margarita. That sounds great. And
we're sitting there talking. Okay, now, let me say this.
I love my mama very very much.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
The story I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
About to tell does not reflect I'm not trying to
be mean, but it was very, very frustrating to me
because the facts.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Of the matter didn't line up.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And I was like, okay, so and so I'm telling
this story with love. Am I doing enough of pre
selling here?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Yeah, you did good?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, I love you. Mom, No, no, she's not a
bit on it. And and I'm so surprised.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I said, well, Mom, you know, I know that we're
going to lunch now, but you know tomorrow, I know
that you got to get your hair done tomorrow today
because today is Friday. Every Friday, she's got to go
to the beauty parlor and get her hair done. I
know tomorrow's beauty pol today. But after that, why don't
you come on out to win Her Haven and I'll
take you this really nice steak restaurant that Mary Ellen
(22:19):
and I found and it's really really nice.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
And she said, I'll do that, I'll spend the night.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm like, that's great, I said, Now, if you really
want to, I said, with the pontoon boat, you can
walk from the dock right onto the pondtoon boat. If
you want to, I'll take you out on the boat.
I would like that. I'm like, really, before you said no, now,
I think I'd like to go on the boat. It
looks so pretty on your Facebook. You know, it's to
see the lake. I'm like, oh, that's great, I said, Mom.
(22:46):
There's this area that you'll get a kick out of
because when you go there, there's a house that was
owned by Burt Reynolds, and there's another house that was
owned by Lennie Anderson, and they're across the canal from
each other. And Burt Reynolds built Anne.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
No, no, no, not a tunnel.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Bridge, a bridge, a really pretty bridge that goes from
one side to the other. And you know the legend
is he built that so they could go and visit
each other. And then after they got divorced or broke
up or whatever, they kind of locked them off. And
she said Burt Reynolds and say yeah. I said yeah.
She said, that's so funny. We met him. And I'm like,
you did, and she said, yeah. Back when I was
(23:29):
in high school, me and your daddy, I know, listen,
this is true, is what she told me. Me and
you daddy were going down to road in West Virginia
and it was on a dirt road and there were
two people walking and dad, your daddy pulled over.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
And it was Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields. And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Really, and she said yeah, so your daddy picked them up.
And I was a bitch to Sally Fields because she
was flirting with your daddy. And I said really, I said,
but Mom, like, if you were in high school, that
was the fifties. Yeah, And I said, Mom, Burt Reynolds
didn't meet Sally Fields till they did that movie in
like somewhere in the middle of the seventy No, no,
(24:06):
I saw, I said Mom. I said, I don't think
Burt Reynolds knew Sally Fields back in the fifties. And
I don't know why he would be walking down to dirt.
I'm trying to make sense of this, right, Why would
Burt Reynolds and Sally Field be walking down a.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Dirt road in West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
He was already on gunsmoke then he was like he
was a famous person.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No, it's what happened. I remember it, I said Mom.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
And so I go to Google and I'm like, when
did Burt Reynolds meet Sally Fields? And it comes up
it says Burt Reynolds met Sally Fields on the set
of Smoking the Bandit in nineteen seventy seven. And I
showed Mom and she Mama goes, I don't believe that Google.
That Google don't know what it's talking about. Oh boy,
it's my mom's birthday. And I'm getting to the I'm
(24:48):
getting frustrated because, like Mom, there's no way Burt Reynolds
and Sally Fields were walking down the road in West
Virginia in the fifties. Yes, the idea. She would not
back off of it. And I finally thought to myself, Russ,
it's her birthday. Don't be arguing with her. Just let
her think that there was Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
I mean, is there it? And listen, I know someone
(25:10):
she said, it's dementia. It's not dementia. She's not there,
it's not It's not that.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
She just is crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
She remembers things that I said.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
My maybe it was like, like, you know, Fred Astaire
and Ginger Rogers were walking down the road. I don't know,
I said, but it wasn't Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
But she would not She was I remember, I was
a bit.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Maybe she's watched Smoking the Bandits so many times, right,
and we don't you don't know how much of a
fan she is of that that it's you know, stuck
in her subcontest, and she's having direct memories of that.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
She is convinced that they picked up Burt Rynolds and
Sally Field on a dirt road in West Virginia in
the fifties in your daddy's car, and she was flirting
with your daddy and I was a bitch, and I, okay, Mom,
I just had to let it go, right, I just
had to let it go. So I got my What
I got was I got.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
So you argued with your mother on her birthday in Hillstone.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I tried to store that she was wrong.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Not on her birthday. That's not a Good's not a
good some thing to do.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
That's why I backed off of it. And I said, Okay, Mom,
that's fine.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
It's entirely plausible. It is not in the nineteen fifties.
Burt would have been in his twenties. He's doing He
didn't go here in Florida at FSU. Maybe they played Virginia.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Why would Sally Fields be there?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Like, all I'm saying is it's plausible.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
No, it's not. Not any part of it.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
There was the woman's birthday. Just say it's plausible.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I said. Even when I ended up to saying, I said, Mom,
we're wrong on this show all the time, I said, Mom,
maybe you're right. Maybe you're right.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I love my mom, but no, people like, well she
must have dementia. No, she just in her mind. Now,
here's what probably happened. And I talked to Marianne about this.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Mary All and Apple had a sex dream about Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
No, what probably happened was my dad probably told her that,
and she believes it because Dad said it. You know,
Oh I got you know, and he said, yeah, that
was Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And she's like, when your dad tell her of tall tales, Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
My god, my father told so many tall tales.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Why the movie Big Fish?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah, why do you think I got the way I am?
I mean, here, it was my dad, so it must
have been that. But I was getting frustrated because I
knew it wasn't true because there's no way time. Time
just says it can't be true. But she said, I
don't care what the Google says. The Google's not.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Right, the Google Google is not is not right.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
But anyway, you know whatever, Listen, I hope it was
Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields on a on a dirt
road in West Virginia in the fifties.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
That would be all. That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's I remember, like the movie Big Fish, like the whole.
The crux of the story is like, you know, the
dad told tall tales. The mom they tell tall tales
and let them, let them believe in that magical world
at the end of their life, you.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Know what I mean? Yeah, literally it You're right, it
makes her happy. It does. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
The fact that she got to meet Burt Reynolds, she didn't.
She didn't expect, of all people, her son to fact
check her on her birthday trying to tell anecdote.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
She said, I didn't even know who it was. I
didn't know where they were at the time. But your
daddy said it was Burt Field.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, Mom, there's no way this right after they met
Muhammad Ali.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
So that ye right, my dad box coffee. I'm like, okay, now.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I don't believe that story either, but uh, but I
love my mom, And no, it's not dementia. She just
really thinks that. Like she she takes care of herself. No,
she does not know, she's all just she believes that
particular story.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
And now she can't spell very well, you know, but yeah,
that's why I figured out.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's why she.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Watched word during the breaks. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, but but we had a great lunch when I
dropped the Burt Reynolds thing. We had a great lunch
and talked about a lot of great stuff and uh
and and and what's funny is is I did get
I got like tuna with avocado, and it came with
a deviled egg.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
And I did eat that doubled egg and not as
good as Jimmy's. They actually went through my head. I
didn't voice it and say it out loud, but I
did think that, which is uh, which is sort of
funny you would bring that up today. But anyway, taking
my mom out tonight for you know, for a fancy
or dinner than than what we had. Have your parents
gotten to the point, Angel where they tell tall tales
(29:27):
or they say things that you know just aren't true.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yes they they Yeah, they talk crazy. We haven't I
haven't had the stories yet of meeting celebrities, right, but uh,
they're they're more unfiltered now, so they kind of just
you know, let her rip and yeah, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
So you know, it's it's that's where they're at. Yeah,
moms like that.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
She all should just say things and we all just
cut But she's got a sweetheart, So you know, like
she doesn't say anything mean or anything. But anyway, that's
what I was doing yesterday. I had that it was
a great lunch, and it was. It was awesome. So
and then I got home in time to do the
four oh seven on Fox thirty five. I'll tell you
about that. Someone just texted in and want to know
(30:11):
what time we're going to be on tonight on Yeah
Magic one oh seven seven for the Christmas thing. It
starts at seven o'clock, goes till nine, and then after
that you can listen to Angel from nine to midnight
right here on Real Radio one or four point wide.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
So we bock set tonight. What's old Rock?
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that first hour, first set at
least of rocks nice.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Someone said in the sixties she was the flying nun.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yeah, that's true, but your parents were in high school.
I know, I'm I'm arguing with you.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
You know what, guys, she met him.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
You know what, she was a bitch to Sally Fields
because she was flirting with your daddy exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
And that's the bottom line.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Because Dolores says, so all right, don't go anywhere you're
listening to the Marsians morning and by the way, to
be to be totally fair, several people have said that
(31:14):
the whole myth that Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson owned
houses on those lakes and that he built that bridge.
There's a lot of people say that's that's a myth
as well, that that never happened either. So so I'm
just as bad as my mama spreading some story that
isn't that isn't true. But you go into winter Haven
and people will tell you that story is true, and
(31:36):
other people tell you it's not true. I guess if
you look it up, there's a proof that Burt Reynolds
never owned a house in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
So I don't know. Who knows. Maybe he was walking
down the road with selling Field sometimes. I don't know.
I don't care. I love my mom, That's all I
know about that.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
We did have a conversation about her wanting her wanting
to lose seven pounds.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
My mom and Ryan, you said you.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Didn't want to go you didn't want to go around
a bunch of food because you were afraid of eating
it because you want to lose weight. Let me ask
a question. This might help you, right, This is me
trying to help you. You ready, Oh wait, we order
and breakfast.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
But until seven when they okay.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Obviously you know I could I get I can stand
to lose a couple of pounds, you know, I'm figuring.
I like, everything is great in my life other than
my weight. That's the only thing that everything else is
a spine on. Marriage is awesome, the kids are awesome.
I'm so proud of my son. I'm a daughter, and
the ratings here are great, and like everything's on top
of the world other than I could lose a couple
of pounds. And magically, I don't know how this happens,
(32:38):
but on my Facebook feed, I start getting this. I
started getting this feed and it's from Master Lead. Does
anyone else get Master Lead?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
And tai Chi? Seven minute tai Chi? Is that just me?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Is anyone else getting that? Because I gotta tell you
you clicked on. It's got me. It's got me thinking, well,
maybe this is the answer. It's just seven minutes. And
they always show a big fat guy, right, It's like
a big fat guy and he's like, well, all I
did was seven minutes a day tai chi, and I lost,
you know, and so I.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Almost clicked on it yesterday thinking, but I thought I
would check with you guys.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Do you think that's un I mean, tai chi is
supposed to be, you know, like a seven billion Chinese
can't be wrong.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Oh my gosh, right, what movie is that long?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That's that's horrible, right, I have a crime got cancer
for that joke.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Should I should I try that? You know, I wouldn't
mind seven minutes. It's like a handle, right, because I'm
a busy man.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
He's not about weight loss though, it's about the movements
moving not If you watch that, if you watch what
I'm I mean, it's tai chi.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Is Oh no, no, you're probably just doing it wrong.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You could man do tai chi wrong and that's exactly
why they can't lose weight rush.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
You can tell that that's ai voices, right.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
No, so there's a ra ai voices.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
You can't look a look at the shape that guy's
and he does tai chee. That's all he does.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, that's all he does. Definitely not on some kind
of test.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And those men are doing it right. And look at
this this fat guy next thing. You know, he's in
great shape.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Rush. Remember when you were doing the chair workout?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Yeah, remember the hydrogen water?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Now did they copper brace?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I thought, would console you guys first or consult?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Consult you guys first? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:28):
With the console this later when you're like, man, I
was doing the tight chee, nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Well, maybe, like I thought, maybe we might have some
listeners that lost some weight with it. It's like walking
tight chie or something, and it's really hot. Woman's and
you know, walking and she's like my husband who's over fifty,
was out of shape and he's doing walking tight chi.
Next thing you know, he's in really you know, he
lost forty pounds in a month.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Walking tight cheese sounds like a fantastic dish. So right,
and you want to do walking tight chie together?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
No? No, okay, First of all, you can't exercise yourself
through weight loss. It's it's entirely dietary exercise supplements losing weight.
But like people always think like, oh, I just get exercise,
exercise that will never make you lose weight. It's all your.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Diet, it's all in the kitchen. Yeah, but I probably
should get some exercise.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
And if you see a guy that's jack like that
it's testosterone. It it's sterile.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
And he's like sixty years old. He's sure.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Yeah, look at the fat guy and that fat guys
getting skinny. Uh well that's that's not the fat guy.
Tap tap the link, tap.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
The link, don't tap nothing. I'm gonna take away your
Facebook privilege. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Oh come on, man, it's it's you know, it's.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I think Chi has his benefits as far as movement
and making sure you're like older people can do it.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Like, that's a whole different taie cheese. Now all the
tai chi things are.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Coming up and spent time on it, and if you're
hovering over it, even if you don't click on it,
it's reading that. And now you're gonna get super served
all the tai chi in Orlando. So is taichi bad? No, no, no,
it's like Ryan's saying, it is a good, especially for
a gentleman at an advanced as yourself. It's good to
get you the movement and the hip flexers and all
(36:09):
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Fish, there's another type. There's seven different taichi. I'm sure
now you're gonna get clicked one. Yeah, and you're gonna
get even more now but running hurts. Tai Chi doesn't
master lee.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
You're so you're gonna get a ton of that, especially
during the holidays. And uh again, tai chi is not
inherently a bad thing for you.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
It'd be great. It's great movement. Get you.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Uh, forty pounds in a month probably.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
A little unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Also, No, that's not unhealthy.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Forty pounds in a month is an insane weight loss.
That's actually super unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Well, whatever, if I could do it in two weeks,
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
I thought you're on the zempic.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I am not.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Thought it a tricepetide.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
But okay, excessive.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I still get hungry. I still get hungry, just like
I want breakfast.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Now, what did you What did you eat yesterday for dinner?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Two pieces of pizza? Nice?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, no, but he had a sensible lunch. I had
a sensible lunch. All I had. We had no breakfast yesterday.
I had tuna, like raw tuna, you know, tatar tatar
with one doubled egg. Two pieces of pizza and that's it.
That's all I had.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
You're not eating enough, dude, your body goes into starvation.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Oh you're here now, I've.
Speaker 9 (37:28):
Been here, I've just been listening, laughing, don't talk.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
His moment.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Come in here so I can introduce you properly. Here's something.
Nobody knows who you are. Who is it who's talking?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I don't know. I don't know who that is?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Your imagination?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
What's your names? Who is you?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
I am the inner voice of press Rowans.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
You can't see angel she said, I know.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It's one of the one of my pet peeves.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
And I haven't introduced you to the audience and someone
starts speaking, it freaks me out.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
Okay, well, don't be freaked out by your own voice.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Rus's freaked out by then.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
My voice is sexy. Ryan's getting turned on.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Angelique is here. Just so you guys know, and you
gotta do it. You gotta do a Christmas introduction today,
you know that, right? Yes, okay, good, all right, all right,
We're gonna take a little break.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
We'll come back. It is trivia.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We'll talk more about your weight, we'll talk more about
the bank, about tai chi, we'll talk more about getting
ready for every You know, around the first of the year,
everybody starts to get ready to try to lose weight.
And what they say is I read an article yesterday
is you should start slow rolling it now, right now,
and then you can't hit it hard on day one,
So maybe that's what we should do.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Ryan. Let's let's be weight loss buddies.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
All right, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Let's do tai chi.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
No, all right, we'll do trivia when we come back.
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and a lady and a bunch of other stuff going
on today, we'll be doing this until eleven o'clock. Here's
the producer of the Angel Boom Angel There go look
on and the Kingdom.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Day, Matt Ryan homees.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
There is a telephone number if you want to call
us around trivia time, so you know, put it in
your phone. Four oh seven nine one six one four one.
We'll do trivia. If you want to text us, we
can see what you're texting. I just can't text you back, okay,
just so you know, so if you want to text us,
you can.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No. Look at me.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I was already texting people back, reminding him that we're
going to be on Magic one o seven seven tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Uh. And you know I did little you know, you know.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I like fifty of these.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, I know, I know I'm sending after people, uh,
just to remind him.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But you see the.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Big red system alert at the top again.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I forgot our creature habit.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I was texting people back. But you can text us
and we can see it. Seven seven zero three win
And we do use what you say on the air.
It is part of the show. You are part of
the show. And that's what's great about live talk radio.
It's the best thing going in the world ever. Uh,
that's what I think. So what up? What up?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
It's Friday Man already, which is great yesterday I had
to run. I'm out of here, and I'll tell that story
here in a minute or so. But I want to
find out with you guys, because I saw Angel this
morning and the big boss uh and not only gave
us cards, but like handwritten cards with little uh with
little notes inside, personalized. That's a good that's that's a
(03:18):
that's a really good you know thing. You know, that's
a nice little touch to give a little it's it's
like a oh, you didn't go You didn't go to
the Thanksgiving thing either? Oh I thought you. I thought
you were just bessing.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
No, I don't want to eat other people's house cooked food.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, well, Angel's going to report to you about the food.
By the way, Now, I had a good reason I
didn't attend. It was my mom's eighty fifth birthday and
I'd already planned on taking her to lunch. And I'll
tell you about that lunch here in a second or two.
But uh, so I thought, maybe Ryan, you were kidding
and you did go to the to the Thanksgiving It
was not But.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Angel, is you you represented the monsters? Thank you? Yes,
I did.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
So what happened at the Thanksgiving? What do they called it.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
It was called it was friends giving kind of work giving,
works giving kind of thing. It was actually it's it
was a really cool moment. It's not often that all
the personalities and everyone from all of the different roles
that they everyone plays in the station that we get
a chance to hang out. And that was basically the
cooler thing about it. It was to hang out. They
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had beverages there that were completely sealed and contained that
no one cooked that Ryan could have consumed. Yeah, shout
out to Cavo's uh you know, huge trends of of
the of the station, and they're the ones that provided
the turkey, the ham Brussels, roasted Brussels sprouts, stuffing, like
there was a lot of the main stays they offered,
(04:47):
and then everybody else brought like their specialty dishes and
everything was delicious. It was absolutely fantastic, and it was.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's really cool.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
And then, like you said, our boss Judy, she made
it a point to you know, at one point just
hand those out to everybody that is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
And it's handwritten. It's all.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
It's not like I have a wonderful thing say, it's
like a specific.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Thing to me directly, you know, very very nice.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah, all our management staff, a prior personnal, they were
all there. So it was so they were they were
all present, and again it's just it was a cool vibe.
It was a cool chance to kind of hang out
and catch up with everybody.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'm just looking at the text and service. Once again,
I can't text you guys back, but I can read
what you're saying. Dev said that angel Ate all the
doubled eggs, true or fuss?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That is.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
So I slow rolled it because I know how our
listeners are and so they want, you know, the podcaster
used to getting up at a certain time, so I
did that first, and so I was so I got
to go strategically in after that first wave of everybody
eating and everything right, So by the time that I
get to the buffet and all the food and everything,
I'm like, well, everyone's had either their seconds or whatever,
(06:00):
so whatever's there.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I get to cherry pick.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Right, and so I go to the one table there
and Jimmy's made his famous deviled eggs. There's three left,
and I was like, those are for me, and I
grabbed all three.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Now, listen, I gotta tell you that that that is
a true story. Uh, Jimmy, you know, with those that
don't know Jimmy, Jimmy, Colbert, dirty jim whatever. Uh used
to be my brother in law. And yes, yes, yes, yes,
And whenever we did a family thing, you know, him
and my sister would come. But Jimmy would make the
deviled eggs. And they were they were they.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Were the hit. They were always the hit.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
And and uh and then after Jimmy and Carla, you know,
split up or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Carla you know, you know she she would do it.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
But but Jimmy, I gotta get Jimmy made the best
deviled eggs. Matter of fact, to the point where it's funny.
I didn't realize the devil edgg thing was a deal.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yesterday when I went to lunch at the place I
went to, they offered a doubled egg and I got it.
And I remember thinking to myself, I've never had a
devil egg better than one's Jimmy's made, honestly, God. And
I went to hill Stone over on in winter Park.
I'll tell that story in a little bit. But uh,
and and with what I got, I got a doubled egg.
I'm like, that's good as what Jimmy used to make.
Uh so that's funny. He that's what he made him brought.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No, they were absent, and like, you know, yeah, you
guys can hit me up about it. I don't care.
I probably I sat up.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I would, dude, if I'd have been there, you and
I have been fighting over there again his last.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Three Yeah, I said Jimmy a text. I was like, yo, dude,
asked me if I feel bad it grabbed the last
three deviled eggs because I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Matter of fact, when he would bring him to our family,
things like we would always eat all.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The doubled eggs because I don't know what he did.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I don't know what it was, but he had a
special thing. Now, would you eat okay, I know you
don't like eating other people's food.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Would you eat Jimmy's eggs? No?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Hell, especially not eating eggs.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Oh my god, you don't like deviled eggs? No? I
mean you are?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I mean outside okay, like outside of this conversation. Like,
let's say you go to Hillstone. Hillstone makes a pretty
decent deviled egg. I don't like deviled eggs as an entree.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
No, I like eggs as an omelet. And that's it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So you don't. You don't like a double ed egg. No, No,
they're so good.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
A little devil in it too. I'm u put the
devil inside me on purpose.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It's like a rebel egg man. It's like.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Leg No, I like a good deviled egg man. And
I haven't been down. And my wife makes some pretty
good you know, my sister used to as well. But
Jimmy I got it. I gotta give it to him,
you know, I like the goof on him just for funnies.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
But his his deviled eggs were bad ass, and they
they became like the famous thing and our for our
whenever we did a function, is.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Jimmy gonna bring your eggs? Uh? So uh? Yeah, that's
a that's true story. You had them? Yeah, like I said,
I did not. And then and every let me say this.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
I could say this about Jimmy because because I know him,
you know that well. But every person's food that I
tried yesterday, there was some great uh uh stuffings. There
were some great potatoes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Some other sides that people brought there were absolutely delicious.
The dessert table was just knockout. So it was a
really fantastic spread. And then above all that. It was
just again really fun to kind of catch up with everybody.
H got to uh catch up with Jeremy, who's the
program director for Magic one of seven seven.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
What we're doing.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
He's he's he's like you basically, it's like, I know,
you got your hands full of angel because of he's
heard all this stuff that we have, the carrying on
and everything and got edit, edit and all that kind
of stuff. I was here till nine thirty quarter to ten,
I said, but there was that, and.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Then they did hear did he hear daisy stuff? That?
Did he tell you what to what to put and
not to put in? I don't think he heard Daisy
concerned about this fool?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh oh his his. The Daisies were the one have
you decided? Which is okay? You got okay? Yeah, Daisy.
And today we've got Angelique is supposed to be here.
I believe Savannah was supposed to come in.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I got a.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Message from her when I woke up this morning. She
had another she has another sty in her eye. Has
to go to the doctor. I can't make it. Uh,
she's she's ill still. So we're not gonna have Savannah.
We will have Angelique.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
The the wine deeper is gonna come in, maybe get
hardy cut one, and then the detective.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Barb Angels gonna be in the room cutting farts all day.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You guys, that eggs don't have that impact on me.
They don't do me either. When people say that devil
they eat eggs, I need that. There's a protein man
makes far It doesn't.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, protein shakes throughout a day.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Beans are not protein. Whoops, maybe they are.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, well, beans make you fart, but but remember the
chant huh.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Over the beans beans fruit. The more you the more
you too, the better you feel something I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Eggs have that too, Eggs, eggs that make you fart
from your legs.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Okay, I hear you, guys, and I you know Amy
Hurley's texting and everything. I hear all of you guys.
There's other proteins that have that impact on me. Eggs
and beans are not one of them.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Beans can do it for me, but not to but
not double eggs. Man, Double eggs are like that's a
that's a that's so weird that you don't like them?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They make me happy.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I hate them. I also have people in my family
that make a very famous deviled eggs who get very
offended every time they offer me one, and I go,
that's nasty. Get it out of the face.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
You're just a weird devil.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Eggs are gross, most egg you don't.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I only like doble eggs. Give us a text us
at seven seven Z.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
It makes sense that him and Bullward our friends now,
because that's the one thing I see.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
The two of you agree.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I only hate scrambled eggs until I was like twenty five.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So are you serious?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I hate eggs like, I just don't like them. I
like an omelet, that's about it.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Damn. I love the wowow eggs are good.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
So someone offered you up like, let's say, sunnyside up egg.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Of dippy dippy eggs.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Dippy.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah, I can't because when it's a dippy egg, I
can't get over the fact that that's a placenta of
like animal.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
This is a common thing in your life. Bro, you
think too much. You gotta stoop it up a little bit.
You'll have a more fun life. I can'tn't don't think
about that where it comes from eating.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Damn, it's good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
It's a texture thing. At the same time, I'm glad
I'm not smart, dude.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Deviled eggs with a little with Sabbi on there. That's
how they do them over at the filling station.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
No good, you get throway for the day.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Okay, you're just you're missing out some more devile eggs
for us.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Right, made made fifteen eggs?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
All right, how did Jimmy make because it was okay,
it was thirty deviled eggs, but it was fifteen eggs,
you know what I mean? Like it was it was
a big plaid fifteen egg for an entire office.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
It was a pretty substantial platter. So by the time
I got there, there was three only three left. Yeah,
so you got the three? Uh yeah, the three. I
mean if you want to get grossery by, I had
the three that people with their.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Handsome that's what I want to do that to. You
put that three left over like maasterd Diggs. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta get the ones on top of me. Right
there at the beginning, there's a yeah, Jimmy made good eggs. Man,
Like I'd love the bust on them. I'd love to
goof because it's more fun. But no, in my household,
it was like, oh, it's Jimmy making eggs. Uh, and
then and then when they split up. You know, my
my sister kind of took it over. But I always
(13:12):
thought to myself, Jimmy made them urner.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I ain't gonna tell you garlic call it for
the rest of it. You don't like hard boiled eggs?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hell no, oh greasy, eggy, squishy thing that's nasty. Just
there's some mouthfeel of that stuff, spic if it's if
eggs are covered in a significant sauce or covered in
a lot of other things eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
What's the sauce that they put on eggs back then that's.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
A holiday holiday sauce.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, so you like holiday sauce, is what you're saying.
You like holiday sauce.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Like that way of Like I don't really like sushi.
What I like is dipping things into with sabi filled
soy sauce. Really yeah, like like raw fish, like I
can't eat when like it's not on those Yeah, get
that on my face. But but dipping dipping sushi, jipping
dipping Japanese chicken gets into some soy sauce. Delicious. You
(14:02):
are a four year old?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yes, you know, I never I mean I guess there's
a couple of people that don't like double eggs. I
never I had an ex wife. I had an ex
wife that hated doubled eggs. And one Thanksgiving she's like,
I don't want your sister bringing doubled.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Eggs into the house.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I'm like, I can't do that, Like that's that's their thing. No,
I don't want your sister bring double eggs and rocks.
So I called my sister and I'm like, Carla, listen,
you know she doesn't want you to bring the double
eggs to the house this year. And Carl's like, okay, fine,
and I'm like I was where she agreed right away.
So for Thanksgiving morning, it's probably what they're supposed to
be there, Like two at one o'clock, my sister gets there,
(14:38):
sets up a table in the front of the house,
but in the in the driveway, and makes all the
doubles eggs in the driveway for the family. She's like,
she said, you said don't bring him in the house.
I made him outside. And I was like, damn it,
maybe sure, I'm sure. About three weeks after that, Carly
(15:00):
knew it was coming. So she's like, I'm making double eggs.
I don't care what happens. All right, listen, I gotta
tell you something. What happened yesterday? It is a Friday.
I hope you're ready to be in a good mood tonight.
We're gonna be on Magic one O seven seven for
the Christmas Night. We got our own Monster Christmas Night tonight,
starting at seven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
See what makes the cut.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
We got to record a couple other ones in a
in a wrap up today, so we'll do that. Yeah,
and uh, will they replay that another time in the month,
because man it we're so early. It's not even Christmas.
It's just we're like, we haven't even had Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I don't know. We should have stuck with the date
we had.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah, I agree with you, or maybe do the following
like doing the following Friday, our last show the year
that's either here nor there. Here's the thing with voice tracks,
sessions rush like it's not like a best of so
on the machine, so it's difficult to do.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
That's what I'm trying to say. They can't redo it
another time.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I I don't know if they can, and I've never
seen that done.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I'll say that there is.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
It possible if the ratings are really good. They might
go on it's on, it's on the listeners at this point.
Last year, they like, they showed us the graph and
they showed we saw what was.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
The highest rated. Yes, and let me put a shout
out to Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Hey, can it is another time because it's it's kind
of early anyway, I digress. There I go trying to
control things again.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Let me let me. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
They'll make some deviled eggs is driveway?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Now I'm hungry, man. I agree, Well, let's get some eggs.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Let's get some food.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I'll buy breakfast. Okay, why don't I always buy break.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Because you're a nice guy and well respected in the community, and.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
You're in and you're in the holiday mood. You had
a great a great quarter.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
You're so good at your job.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
You had a great time with your mom. Yesterday sucks, guys.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Okay, alright, you're listening to much of the morning. All right,
welcome out to the Master's Mornings every Radio one O
four point one broadcasting live on I Heart Radio. Hey,
reminding you, we have tickets available for the uh miss
(17:05):
Monster Burless Show that's happening on December the fifth and
that's gonna be at the Abbey in downtown Orlando scheduled
to appear. You Got the Angela Boom will be spending tones,
We'll be doing DJ business. You Got Angelique, the Dance
and Queen and Bernova, Daisy Del Toro and bb Caliber
all performing that night. Five new contestants that will be
(17:26):
competing for the title of Miss Monster burless uh and
then Ryan and I will be hosting it. And that
is gonna be December fifth. Get your tickets by going
to Real Radio Real Radio what is it a radio
monsters dot com? Yeah, sorry, I forgot really Real Radio
monsters dot com. They get your tickets for that for
that event. Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan
(17:47):
all here today. So we're so we're telling you the
story about Angel went to the friends giving thing. I
thought you were really gonna go. You were just a
slow rolling it so you did not go.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
But the real the real reason more than like not
wanting to eat other people's food, which is a thing,
but it's not the full day is I'm on a diet. Yeah,
and I have a very big problem with impulse control.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
And I do too. It's very I want to definitely
talk about this. Hold this for a second, because this is.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Going to don't ask me no, no, no, no no.
I didn't ask you why I did. And I know
why you didn't go because you told me.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I want to do this because I because there's a
whole thing, because this has a little bit to do
with my my Uh the reason I didn't go yesterday, right,
So I didn't go yesterday because it was my mom's
eighty fifth birthday and I had promised her I would
take her to lunch, so I couldn't, you know, and
I have to. I had to be home by a
certain time because I did the four oh seven on
Fox thirty five, so I had to be home by
(18:42):
three point thirty.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So I had a limited amount of times, so I couldn't.
I couldn't do both yesterday, So so I go pick.
I'm fighting with whether I want to tell this story
because I don't want to seem like I'm picking on
my mom. But but because it is a birthday and everything.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Now that was her birthday, Now you means.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Well, and she's coming over tonight and I'm taking her
out again for her birthday with Mary Ellen to that
really nice stick restaurant in winter Haven that I went
to a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I'm gonna take her out there.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
But so I picked my mom up and she sucks
the same thing that the conversation you're having about it.
I'm on a diet, my mom, it's your birthday, it's Thanksgiving,
for goodness sakes, what do you what are you worried
about a diet for well? You know, you know, we
have this same conversation all the time. She I have
to lose seven pounds. I was like, Mom, you don't
even get out of the house. What are you gonna
lose seven pounds for?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Well?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I look better if I lose seven pounds. I'm like, Mom, look,
we're going out to lunch. You know, get something, you get,
you know, get something, we get whatever you want. Let's
get some cake and celebrate. No, no, no, I'm going
to have two.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
You know.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
He didn't want to do it right. See, she wants
to lose seven pounds and eighty five years old, worried
about losing someven pounds. I don't get it. And so,
but we're having a really nice conversation on the way
over there, as just me and her.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
A lot of times when we do things.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Now it's like me and her and five other people
and you know, and it's you know, not a whole
lot of time for her and I to talk.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
So so, uh it's gone on purpose.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
No, no, no, no, no, I mean, like, you know,
it was really nice that it was just me and
my mom. And I don't like Olive Garden. Like I'm like, listen,
let the let the girls take it Olive Garden. Later
it's I can't stand it. Just it's it's the bane
of my I just don't like it at all.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
So I'm like, listen to the girls Aubrey and Taylor
and z and all that they want to take you out.
Let them take it out of Garden. I'm gonna take
you somewhere else. And she's like, fine, that's fine. So
I take her over to Hillstone. Do you know where
Hillstone is over in winter Park?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeahs the place that one weird guy came in here
one time. It was mad. They want to give him
a to ghost salad.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Oh yeah, wait whatever. Yeah. Uh, it is awesome.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
It's been there forever. It's pretty consistent and it's always
a good time.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
It opens at eleven thirty, right, So I get my
mom and I pick her up. I'm like, we're going
to go somewhere you haven't been for mom. And I
get there at eleven thirty and we walk in and
I'm like, you know, table for two please, I'm sorry, sir,
that'll be an hour and a half.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm like, what what the hell? Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's business people, it's where people go for business and
eleven science it was.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It was packed. And they said, but you can sit
at the bar. I'm like, okay, Mom, can you can
you sit at the bar?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, we can sit at the bar. Okay, that's fine,
to sit at the bar. I'll get a margarita. I said, perfect,
we'll get We'll get a margarita. That sounds great. And
we're sitting there talking. Okay, now, let me say this.
I love my mama very very much.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
The story I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
About to tell does not reflect I'm not trying to
be mean, but it was very, very frustrating to me
because the facts.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Of the matter didn't line up.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And I was like, okay, so and so I'm telling
this story with love. Am I doing enough of pre
selling here?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Yeah, you did good?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, I love you. Mom, No, no, she's not a
bit on it. And and I'm so surprised.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I said, well, Mom, you know, I know that we're
going to lunch now, but you know tomorrow, I know
that you got to get your hair done tomorrow today
because today is Friday. Every Friday, she's got to go
to the beauty parlor and get her hair done. I
know tomorrow's beauty pol today. But after that, why don't
you come on out to win Her Haven and I'll
take you this really nice steak restaurant that Mary Ellen
(22:19):
and I found and it's really really nice.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
And she said, I'll do that, I'll spend the night.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm like, that's great, I said, Now, if you really
want to, I said, with the pontoon boat, you can
walk from the dock right onto the pondtoon boat. If
you want to, I'll take you out on the boat.
I would like that. I'm like, really, before you said no, now,
I think I'd like to go on the boat. It
looks so pretty on your Facebook. You know, it's to
see the lake. I'm like, oh, that's great, I said, Mom.
(22:46):
There's this area that you'll get a kick out of
because when you go there, there's a house that was
owned by Burt Reynolds, and there's another house that was
owned by Lennie Anderson, and they're across the canal from
each other. And Burt Reynolds built Anne.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
No, no, no, not a tunnel.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Bridge, a bridge, a really pretty bridge that goes from
one side to the other. And you know the legend
is he built that so they could go and visit
each other. And then after they got divorced or broke
up or whatever, they kind of locked them off. And
she said Burt Reynolds and say yeah. I said yeah.
She said, that's so funny. We met him. And I'm like,
you did, and she said, yeah. Back when I was
(23:29):
in high school, me and your daddy, I know, listen,
this is true, is what she told me. Me and
you daddy were going down to road in West Virginia
and it was on a dirt road and there were
two people walking and dad, your daddy pulled over.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
And it was Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields. And I'm like.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Really, and she said yeah, so your daddy picked them up.
And I was a bitch to Sally Fields because she
was flirting with your daddy. And I said really, I said,
but Mom, like, if you were in high school, that
was the fifties. Yeah, And I said, Mom, Burt Reynolds
didn't meet Sally Fields till they did that movie in
like somewhere in the middle of the seventy No, no,
(24:06):
I saw, I said Mom. I said, I don't think
Burt Reynolds knew Sally Fields back in the fifties. And
I don't know why he would be walking down to dirt.
I'm trying to make sense of this, right, Why would
Burt Reynolds and Sally Field be walking down a.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Dirt road in West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
He was already on gunsmoke then he was like he
was a famous person.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No, it's what happened. I remember it, I said Mom.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
And so I go to Google and I'm like, when
did Burt Reynolds meet Sally Fields? And it comes up
it says Burt Reynolds met Sally Fields on the set
of Smoking the Bandit in nineteen seventy seven. And I
showed Mom and she Mama goes, I don't believe that Google.
That Google don't know what it's talking about. Oh boy,
it's my mom's birthday. And I'm getting to the I'm
(24:48):
getting frustrated because, like Mom, there's no way Burt Reynolds
and Sally Fields were walking down the road in West
Virginia in the fifties. Yes, the idea. She would not
back off of it. And I finally thought to myself, Russ,
it's her birthday. Don't be arguing with her. Just let
her think that there was Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
I mean, is there it? And listen, I know someone
(25:10):
she said, it's dementia. It's not dementia. She's not there,
it's not It's not that.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
She just is crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
She remembers things that I said.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
My maybe it was like, like, you know, Fred Astaire
and Ginger Rogers were walking down the road. I don't know,
I said, but it wasn't Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
But she would not She was I remember, I was
a bit.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Maybe she's watched Smoking the Bandits so many times, right,
and we don't you don't know how much of a
fan she is of that that it's you know, stuck
in her subcontest, and she's having direct memories of that.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
She is convinced that they picked up Burt Rynolds and
Sally Field on a dirt road in West Virginia in
the fifties in your daddy's car, and she was flirting
with your daddy and I was a bitch, and I, okay, Mom,
I just had to let it go, right, I just
had to let it go. So I got my What
I got was I got.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
So you argued with your mother on her birthday in Hillstone.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I tried to store that she was wrong.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Not on her birthday. That's not a Good's not a
good some thing to do.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
That's why I backed off of it. And I said, Okay, Mom,
that's fine.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
It's entirely plausible. It is not in the nineteen fifties.
Burt would have been in his twenties. He's doing He
didn't go here in Florida at FSU. Maybe they played Virginia.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Why would Sally Fields be there?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Like, all I'm saying is it's plausible.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
No, it's not. Not any part of it.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
There was the woman's birthday. Just say it's plausible.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I said. Even when I ended up to saying, I said, Mom,
we're wrong on this show all the time, I said, Mom,
maybe you're right. Maybe you're right.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I love my mom, but no, people like, well she
must have dementia. No, she just in her mind. Now,
here's what probably happened. And I talked to Marianne about this.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Mary All and Apple had a sex dream about Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
No, what probably happened was my dad probably told her that,
and she believes it because Dad said it. You know,
Oh I got you know, and he said, yeah, that
was Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And she's like, when your dad tell her of tall tales, Oh.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
My god, my father told so many tall tales.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Why the movie Big Fish?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah, why do you think I got the way I am?
I mean, here, it was my dad, so it must
have been that. But I was getting frustrated because I
knew it wasn't true because there's no way time. Time
just says it can't be true. But she said, I
don't care what the Google says. The Google's not.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Right, the Google Google is not is not right.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
But anyway, you know whatever, Listen, I hope it was
Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields on a on a dirt
road in West Virginia in the fifties.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
That would be all. That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's I remember, like the movie Big Fish, like the whole.
The crux of the story is like, you know, the
dad told tall tales. The mom they tell tall tales
and let them, let them believe in that magical world
at the end of their life, you.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Know what I mean? Yeah, literally it You're right, it
makes her happy. It does. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
The fact that she got to meet Burt Reynolds, she didn't.
She didn't expect, of all people, her son to fact
check her on her birthday trying to tell anecdote.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
She said, I didn't even know who it was. I
didn't know where they were at the time. But your
daddy said it was Burt Field.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, Mom, there's no way this right after they met
Muhammad Ali.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
So that ye right, my dad box coffee. I'm like, okay, now.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I don't believe that story either, but uh, but I
love my mom, And no, it's not dementia. She just
really thinks that. Like she she takes care of herself. No,
she does not know, she's all just she believes that
particular story.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
And now she can't spell very well, you know, but yeah,
that's why I figured out.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's why she.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Watched word during the breaks. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yeah, but but we had a great lunch when I
dropped the Burt Reynolds thing. We had a great lunch
and talked about a lot of great stuff and uh
and and and what's funny is is I did get
I got like tuna with avocado, and it came with
a deviled egg.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
And I did eat that doubled egg and not as
good as Jimmy's. They actually went through my head. I
didn't voice it and say it out loud, but I
did think that, which is uh, which is sort of
funny you would bring that up today. But anyway, taking
my mom out tonight for you know, for a fancy
or dinner than than what we had. Have your parents
gotten to the point, Angel where they tell tall tales
(29:27):
or they say things that you know just aren't true.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yes they they Yeah, they talk crazy. We haven't I
haven't had the stories yet of meeting celebrities, right, but uh,
they're they're more unfiltered now, so they kind of just
you know, let her rip and yeah, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
So you know, it's it's that's where they're at. Yeah,
moms like that.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
She all should just say things and we all just
cut But she's got a sweetheart, So you know, like
she doesn't say anything mean or anything. But anyway, that's
what I was doing yesterday. I had that it was
a great lunch, and it was. It was awesome. So
and then I got home in time to do the
four oh seven on Fox thirty five. I'll tell you
about that. Someone just texted in and want to know
(30:11):
what time we're going to be on tonight on Yeah
Magic one oh seven seven for the Christmas thing. It
starts at seven o'clock, goes till nine, and then after
that you can listen to Angel from nine to midnight
right here on Real Radio one or four point wide.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
So we bock set tonight. What's old Rock?
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that first hour, first set at
least of rocks nice.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Someone said in the sixties she was the flying nun.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yeah, that's true, but your parents were in high school.
I know, I'm I'm arguing with you.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
You know what, guys, she met him.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
You know what, she was a bitch to Sally Fields
because she was flirting with your daddy exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
And that's the bottom line.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Because Dolores says, so all right, don't go anywhere you're
listening to the Marsians morning and by the way, to
be to be totally fair, several people have said that
(31:14):
the whole myth that Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson owned
houses on those lakes and that he built that bridge.
There's a lot of people say that's that's a myth
as well, that that never happened either. So so I'm
just as bad as my mama spreading some story that
isn't that isn't true. But you go into winter Haven
and people will tell you that story is true, and
(31:36):
other people tell you it's not true. I guess if
you look it up, there's a proof that Burt Reynolds
never owned a house in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
So I don't know. Who knows. Maybe he was walking
down the road with selling Field sometimes. I don't know.
I don't care. I love my mom, That's all I
know about that.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
We did have a conversation about her wanting her wanting
to lose seven pounds.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
My mom and Ryan, you said you.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Didn't want to go you didn't want to go around
a bunch of food because you were afraid of eating
it because you want to lose weight. Let me ask
a question. This might help you, right, This is me
trying to help you. You ready, Oh wait, we order
and breakfast.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
But until seven when they okay.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Obviously you know I could I get I can stand
to lose a couple of pounds, you know, I'm figuring.
I like, everything is great in my life other than
my weight. That's the only thing that everything else is
a spine on. Marriage is awesome, the kids are awesome.
I'm so proud of my son. I'm a daughter, and
the ratings here are great, and like everything's on top
of the world other than I could lose a couple
of pounds. And magically, I don't know how this happens,
(32:38):
but on my Facebook feed, I start getting this. I
started getting this feed and it's from Master Lead. Does
anyone else get Master Lead?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
And tai Chi? Seven minute tai Chi? Is that just me?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Is anyone else getting that? Because I gotta tell you
you clicked on. It's got me. It's got me thinking, well,
maybe this is the answer. It's just seven minutes. And
they always show a big fat guy, right, It's like
a big fat guy and he's like, well, all I
did was seven minutes a day tai chi, and I lost,
you know, and so I.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Almost clicked on it yesterday thinking, but I thought I
would check with you guys.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Do you think that's un I mean, tai chi is
supposed to be, you know, like a seven billion Chinese
can't be wrong.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Oh my gosh, right, what movie is that long?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That's that's horrible, right, I have a crime got cancer
for that joke.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Should I should I try that? You know, I wouldn't
mind seven minutes. It's like a handle, right, because I'm
a busy man.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
He's not about weight loss though, it's about the movements
moving not If you watch that, if you watch what
I'm I mean, it's tai chi.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Is Oh no, no, you're probably just doing it wrong.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You could man do tai chi wrong and that's exactly
why they can't lose weight rush.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
You can tell that that's ai voices, right.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
No, so there's a ra ai voices.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
You can't look a look at the shape that guy's
and he does tai chee. That's all he does.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, that's all he does. Definitely not on some kind
of test.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And those men are doing it right. And look at
this this fat guy next thing. You know, he's in
great shape.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Rush. Remember when you were doing the chair workout?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Yeah, remember the hydrogen water?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Now did they copper brace?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I thought, would console you guys first or consult?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Consult you guys first? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:28):
With the console this later when you're like, man, I
was doing the tight chee, nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Well, maybe, like I thought, maybe we might have some
listeners that lost some weight with it. It's like walking
tight chie or something, and it's really hot. Woman's and
you know, walking and she's like my husband who's over fifty,
was out of shape and he's doing walking tight chi.
Next thing you know, he's in really you know, he
lost forty pounds in a month.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Walking tight cheese sounds like a fantastic dish. So right,
and you want to do walking tight chie together?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
No? No, okay, First of all, you can't exercise yourself
through weight loss. It's it's entirely dietary exercise supplements losing weight.
But like people always think like, oh, I just get exercise,
exercise that will never make you lose weight. It's all your.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Diet, it's all in the kitchen. Yeah, but I probably
should get some exercise.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
And if you see a guy that's jack like that
it's testosterone. It it's sterile.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
And he's like sixty years old. He's sure.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Yeah, look at the fat guy and that fat guys
getting skinny. Uh well that's that's not the fat guy.
Tap tap the link, tap.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
The link, don't tap nothing. I'm gonna take away your
Facebook privilege. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Oh come on, man, it's it's you know, it's.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I think Chi has his benefits as far as movement
and making sure you're like older people can do it.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Like, that's a whole different taie cheese. Now all the
tai chi things are.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Coming up and spent time on it, and if you're
hovering over it, even if you don't click on it,
it's reading that. And now you're gonna get super served
all the tai chi in Orlando. So is taichi bad? No, no, no,
it's like Ryan's saying, it is a good, especially for
a gentleman at an advanced as yourself. It's good to
get you the movement and the hip flexers and all
(36:09):
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Fish, there's another type. There's seven different taichi. I'm sure
now you're gonna get clicked one. Yeah, and you're gonna
get even more now but running hurts. Tai Chi doesn't
master lee.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
You're so you're gonna get a ton of that, especially
during the holidays. And uh again, tai chi is not
inherently a bad thing for you.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
It'd be great. It's great movement. Get you.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Uh, forty pounds in a month probably.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
A little unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Also, No, that's not unhealthy.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Forty pounds in a month is an insane weight loss.
That's actually super unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Well, whatever, if I could do it in two weeks,
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
I thought you're on the zempic.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I am not.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Thought it a tricepetide.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
But okay, excessive.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
I still get hungry. I still get hungry, just like
I want breakfast.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Now, what did you What did you eat yesterday for dinner?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Two pieces of pizza? Nice?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, no, but he had a sensible lunch. I had
a sensible lunch. All I had. We had no breakfast yesterday.
I had tuna, like raw tuna, you know, tatar tatar
with one doubled egg. Two pieces of pizza and that's it.
That's all I had.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
You're not eating enough, dude, your body goes into starvation.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Oh you're here now, I've.
Speaker 9 (37:28):
Been here, I've just been listening, laughing, don't talk.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
His moment.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Come in here so I can introduce you properly. Here's something.
Nobody knows who you are. Who is it who's talking?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I don't know. I don't know who that is?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Your imagination?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
What's your names? Who is you?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
I am the inner voice of press Rowans.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
You can't see angel she said, I know.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It's one of the one of my pet peeves.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
And I haven't introduced you to the audience and someone
starts speaking, it freaks me out.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
Okay, well, don't be freaked out by your own voice.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Rus's freaked out by then.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
My voice is sexy. Ryan's getting turned on.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Angelique is here. Just so you guys know, and you
gotta do it. You gotta do a Christmas introduction today,
you know that, right? Yes, okay, good, all right, all right,
We're gonna take a little break.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
We'll come back. It is trivia.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We'll talk more about your weight, we'll talk more about
the bank, about tai chi, we'll talk more about getting
ready for every You know, around the first of the year,
everybody starts to get ready to try to lose weight.
And what they say is I read an article yesterday
is you should start slow rolling it now, right now,
and then you can't hit it hard on day one,
So maybe that's what we should do.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Ryan. Let's let's be weight loss buddies.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
All right, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Let's do tai chi.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
No, all right, we'll do trivia when we come back.
The telephone numbers four US seven nine one six one
O four one.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
You're listening to the matters of the morning.
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