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October 24, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bryan, you are listening to the monsters in the morning.
I remember radio one oh four point one.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, do you want to leave a message? You can.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're gonna play those hot takes in the next segment.
So if you got a message for Savannah, you can
leave it. If you got a message for people, you
got a message for me, you got a question for me,
you got something for Ryan, Well you could do that
in the hot takes. Just listen on the iHeartRadio app,
click on the microphone, leave us a message and we'll
play those in the next segment. But now it's time
for the King of Denmark Ryan Holmes.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
To make his daily proclamation.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Formation Danish Nation Less all we.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Jeezs Hey, yeah, one last one, get it out, King DeMar.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Brought to you by.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Is that mortgage guy don from that mortgage guy done dot.
Come more on that later. Excited for the brew bus tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah it's me.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I got a lot of moving parts here, but I'm
gonna make it happen. I gotta do a little little.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Kettle corning in the morning. It's gonna be a beautiful weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
This is the time where like I don't mind standing
out in the field slinging that sweet sweet corn because
I don't know if you did when you walked outside.
I guess you haven't been outside since three o'clock this morning, right.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But there was a little bit of a nip in
the air, Yes, nice house risk or two nips nips
in the air love.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Two hard nips in the air tell you that right now?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
What there's a there's a colder n it in the
morning and a less cold nit.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Later subs yeah, cold big old moobieshi.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
In the windows only, Oh my god, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
A weird mood today.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
We've had to deal with this all week long. He's
been like this all week.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, Ryan and I are pretty good friends. I would say, yeah,
I like you. Not having me on the show makes
it harder for him to be funny because it doesn't
have as much time to play.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I get to play with Savannah and it's fun and
it puts me into a weirder mood and I enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Did you say though this because this is because Russ
is saying this a lot that Ryan's been in a
weird mood. Ryan has been in a weird mood. Yeah, Actually,
Monday it was really bad. Russ came in here shut
really shut down, Like we were having a good robust
hold people, move hold on for me to hold on, sir.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
We were having a good robot conversation. Textures and everything.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Were lowing up literally literally Rust just just pouting and
it's like, I don't want to talk about that. I
don't even know what to do with this. We're going
to break right now?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What to break?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Early?

Speaker 7 (03:15):
And he was in his feelings because he died, and
well we already knew that.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
We already didn't show about that last week.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Bothered.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
We were showing the proper respects due to his feelings
and how he was feeling about Ace.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Guy may have been pushed down the stairs by a ghost.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
So then yeah, so then his this ass.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
We were having that great conversation and then out of nowhere,
he pulls out this story about Ace Freely being on
some ghost show and everything, and then he gets chapped
that we don't have anything to bring to the table
on that. Let me talk his theory that a ghost,
that a ghost was involved in Ace Freely's death only
and this is why he's given her all the problems.
Is the only person guess of all the people that

(03:57):
are in our universe, right, the only person entertained this
idea and it had a great conversation. Was my favorite.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Sounds like.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
It's funny, so so Russ saying that rhyme's been in
a weird mood.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's been a fun mood.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I've had Captain Souer push over here. I've said about
something he didn't even know die.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I did know him, you met him once, I met
him once. Yeah, there's a lot of death going on
him away.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You're that girl in high school when another kid dies
and you're saying you've never met them, and say you
out your whole personality about it.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's a weird Get over it.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
Yeah, get over it.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
And for the people to finish the discussion about the
people moving to Florida, stop it.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, get the hell out ever developed.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
No one's controlling it.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
The big organizations is run by real estate developers.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
And I won't say which. We don't need you down here.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
We're full, that's right.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
We got a bunch of the people already turning into ACEH.
Freele's and we're not trying to fill those spots.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
They'd be ghosts. I got he's a dead many.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Now are you still saying it's a dead man's party
who could ass.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Every But you don't know that sounds.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That's the second Ogo Boy and Go reference this week
in two weeks. Yeah, there you go both we're talking
about Danny Elfman.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, so you're still sad, you're still feeling sad.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm getting a little better, feel a little bit better.
It took a little while working.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Well, thank you for breakfast. I appreciate that. I just, uh,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Maybe I have been stressed a little bit for the
last couple of days, not the whole week.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I've been in a pretty good mood all week.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I uh, I've now done the most degenerate form
of gambling I've ever done.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, you're a gambling What did you bet on?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
What did you bet on? First of all, I didn't,
I didn't bet.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Second of all, this is not financial advice, and third
of all, it's stock market investing.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
So which is gambling?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I got I got a hot tip, a hot tip
from Reddit the other day.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Oh no, And I was like, all right, I think
because I you know, I didn't fully get to capitalize
on the game stop thing, you know, like I that's
what I was first, like dipping my toe into.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
The world of all that.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I didn't throw everything I had at game stop.
Had I done that, I would literally be a millionaire, Right.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
I do, Mister diamond hands Huh. I still have it.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I still have hold on to it forever.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I still have it.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm still diamond handing, but it's just not doing anything.
Like I just look at it every day and it
just does nothing. So I didn't want to miss it again.
And like I have a four oh one K and
then I have my stocks that I handle myself through.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Thing.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Did you know okay better the robotics thing.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
No, all of a sudden people were talking about the
newest hot stock.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I don't know why. It was beyond meat. Beyond meat.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's the meat that like they grow it out of
like a culture and so like no cows are harmed
by it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's actual meat, but they grow it in.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I think they made it illegal here in Florida.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think the Santists made a whole thing where you
couldn't do.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Like lab grown meat or whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, grown meat.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Yeah that sounds healthy, sound right?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah that does not sound I took like I took
all of my money out of my stocks, which is
a significant amount of money I've been saving for a
very long time, and I put it.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
All in on how many zeros two or three and.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Four? It's uh, yes, shut that.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's wrong with you on beyond meat, beyond me. You're
gonna be a beyond broke.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, I have made so much money sitting here with
my beyond meat.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But the thing is, so, that's why. So you're paying
attention to that.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't know when to pull out, yeah, personal, out
of my stout out of this beyond meat.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Like wow, right now it's up like thirty.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
How much have you made? How many zeros have you made?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
So many?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So you're admitting that you just are distracted through the
entire show.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
No, I'm not distracted through the whole show. How dare you, sir?
I'm not distracted through the whole show. The stock market
doesn't know until nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, so that thing.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
But I've been watching it. It's super volatile. It keeps
going way up. So I've been having these big swings
where I'm like, I'm rich and then I have another
swinger goes.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'm poor, And you know what, the So this is
how crazy this stuff is, Russ. The reason you want
to know why the upswing is here. It is Beyond
Meat shows a I fall one percent giving up a
triple digit gate is a a meme rally. This is
what the This is the new phenomenon that I love
it that happens in it's investing meme rallies any.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Of these companies.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Somebody who is a fan of your company or something
comes up with a slick beam and then drops it
in Reddit or any of the social media's and it
becomes popular. People for no reason at all will invest.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Okay, yeah, get out now.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
And a quick clarification, I guess Beyond Meat is not
lab grown. It's made from peas. It is meat from peas.
You're eating peas.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
Okay, that's better.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Keep that peace.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
I like the peace himself.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, like peace.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
I like to have peas everywhere.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, I don't look, that's I invested in it, clearly,
not knowing what it was at all. And at one
point two days ago, I didn't bring this up. Two
days ago, I was literally rich.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You know better than that.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh God, you're.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Be talking a lot today.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Wow, you know, because I got so rich.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
At one point, I'm like, well, that's that's what happened
with the game stop.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I pulled out too soon. So instead of.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Making like dus know what she said, he strong ended
up making like a lot, a lot of money. And
I pulled out when I Madelers, So I was like,
I'm not doing that again. Let's let it happen again.
So I was like, it was the most money I've
ever had in my entire life by like ten And
I was like, it's gonna go up from here.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Hey, let me guess. This was all happening while we're
on the air the show. Yeah, so when I say
you've been weird this week, I'm right.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
On the money.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I was rich and I'm just back to regular.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's hard to do with a radio program.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
On a side, you're doing a radio program. That's what
happens when you don't share the tip, that's it.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I would never look, don't go into the meme stocks.
This is never financial advice.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
But it was crazy. It was crazy, Like Russ. I
was like, it was like Wednesday, tell us how much.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
It was at the peak, just aid the peak, not
the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
At the very tippy over one hundred thousand dollars at
one point.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
And you didn't pull out.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
You're the domest person I've ever met in my life.
Will look like a genius.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
You're the domest person I've ever met in my life.
Oh dare you deny one hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 8 (11:24):
A million?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Million?

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Are they not one last?

Speaker 7 (11:32):
You grabbed a hundred k as you build two million.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
No no, no, no, no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no, no, no,
no no no batman.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
No, that's exactly what you do.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, I'm trying to get to a million dollars. Are
you back?

Speaker 8 (11:45):
Are you back to level now?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
He's probably I'm back to up one hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
Oh my god, I hate you right now.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
It was a good ride though, like it really was.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
You don't you don't see a problem, and you paying
attention to your your your finances and your and your
and your whatever the hell you're doing while where are
trying to entertain the audience.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You're over there playing with that. You're a problem.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
We have never fixed a thumbnail in the middle of
a segment.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I have not I have not paid.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I've even heard that there's a lot of other things.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
You distracted my stuff all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But I'm doing the show. I'm doing the show. I'm
not watching.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm doing the show is content.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm making well you well you should.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
This is content, and I would I was curious to
see what rich Ryan would have been like on.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
This show too.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
I would have been way better friends with you.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I bet he wouldn't have bought breakfast either.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Nope, nope, because I'm frugal and I saved my money
and I can do that thanks to that mortgage guide
down from that mortgage dot com.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Are you looking to make actual, real good financial decisions. Well,
owning a home is one of the best things I've
ever done. I went from paying like twelve hundred dollars
in per person, by the way, to my whole mortgage
end up being like less than a thousand before property taxes.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Wamp wamp.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
But that Morgan got done and now yeah, wompomp, but
that Morgu's got done. He's right on Saturdays. He does
demystify the mortgage business. I learned a ton from him,
and I'm still learning every time I listen to that show,
and he's got one thousand and five star Google reviews.
So whether you already got a quote, whether you would
want to doue traditional mortgagees, he locks re five small
business loans.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
He does it. All that mortgage guy done, and so
it shall be all right.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
We'll play your hot takes, your messages, your questions, whatever
you got for us. We're playing those in the next segment.
How do you leave one, Well, it's pretty easy. If
you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, you'll see a microphone.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
You click on that microphone. You got thirty seconds to
say something. Give us your name.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
We'd like to know who you are, and make sure
you speak clearly into the little microphone so we can
hear you, and we'll play those when we come back.
You're listening to the Manchers the morning. Hey, you can

(14:04):
see Savanna this weekend. She'll be on a gator Land.
They've got a really great Halloweens Halloween party.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
It's called Gators, Ghost and Goblins. We have tickets here
at Real Radio. Oh my god, did you I didn't
break it?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's broken ghost to face freely, he broke it.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Anyways, my microphone just broke but come out to Gators,
ghost and Goblins this weekend, hang out with me, and
look all I do on the days that it's weekends
is walk around the park, kiss babies, throw hayes, take photos.
Yeah you know, I'll throw them a hay hey, and
then hang out with people in the park. I am
gonna feed Jauleen tomorrow, so that'll happen at some point,

(14:45):
but I don't know when, but it's gonna be super
fun day all weekend, Saturday and Sunday, the last weekend
of Gator's, Ghosts and Goblins.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Did you bring that little gator in?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
I did not, somebody else did. But it looks just
like Jollean, doesn't it.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I saw it out there and I'm like, that has to.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Be And I said, who wad to Joline?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Somebody made that a long time ago and brought that
living in the control.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Taking it all right, welcome back, all right, no time
for your hot takes and your messages.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Do we have any, mister Holmes?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
We do, and we don't have that many right now,
so if you want to send one in while we're
doing this, you can probably get yours plate on air
as we go along and do the iHeart Radio app
where you said this is the number one pre set
and your smartphone and your smart car, and you hear
somebody in this song.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Marion, Wow, fresh one coming in. Let's see what this
one is? Fresh one fart?

Speaker 7 (15:38):
What's monsters dumping dumpsters? I'll head back to the damn
lam bill as we speak.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Listen, Savannah's got to be Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Guys, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Every time she comes on the show, she levels it up,
Mark coming in. Yeah, one day.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
She's welcome anytime she wants.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
All right, we should. Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
If you're to believe what Savannah says. What she's saying
is Russ, you told me to do something, and I
listened to you.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
You all know that's not true. That is not true.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
It sounds like you know she would do Yeah, she
would not come back.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
To I gotta start calling.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Hot Egg.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You better.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
Was especially just for Angel. But I just went on
my very first and very last cruise. We went to
the formal dinner, my wife and I. I forgot something
back in the room and so I on my way back,
I had to go down the spiral staircase. Next thing
you know, I'm tumbling down. When I get to the bottom,
I look up to see what happened, and there's a

(16:44):
man with a white painted face and gray and glitter.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
It was Ace Frehley's ghost. He pushed me down the shore. Crazy.
You gotta watch out for those stairs.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Cruise Listen, you would love a cruise?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Would you tell him he would love a cruise?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
No more?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I used to love cruises too, but not nowadays. There's
too much funky stuff out there.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Not a not me.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, well there you go there No no monster cruise.
Savannah and Angel won't go.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Yeah, but y'all can go. Go with the chick team.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, we'll bring the We'll bring the cool one.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Go with God's chick team.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
You sound a little sounds like you're jealous of the girls,
is what it says.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'm not. I'm giving it sounds like.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Look it could be Russ, Russ and Ryan who are
both married, and the chick team.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Does that sound fun?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Angel, Angel, we'll do the show and we'll hold it
down while you all are gone.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Next Angel, that sounds like a lot of fun for y'all.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
How about you show these nuts at.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
The top of the morning, Boys, support from Jacksonville.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Question for Savannah, Satna, you.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Said earlier in the year that Ryan, you and Ryan
are He's going to.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Be your summer best friend.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Some friends, Ryan is my summer best friend.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well now summer's over, so I guess he's no longer
your best friend.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
And that actually shows through because yesterday your best friend
didn't say anything to Amberanova when she said, I ain't worried.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
About that sty eyed chick.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
He didn't take up for you one time, Savannah.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
That's truly didn't.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I want to say that get pounded. I want to
see her get pounded.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
WHOA, that's a sexual thing there, No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
They beat up pounded. Ryan.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
You always have to take up for me when I'm
not here. Maybe he didn't know when this one when
when people are saying bad stuff about.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
He adn't paying attention to what we're saying the show.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
When people are being saying mean stuff about me, you
have to take up for me, just like when you're gone,
I take up for you.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Do you really?

Speaker 8 (18:45):
I always did.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
May shut your mouth like Pauline, don't talk to her
like that.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I can't remember her ever saying anything that's picking up
for you.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, you got to take up for me and angels
always got my back. But Ryan, you got to do
it too, Okay, I got you giring Okay, thanks?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Uh, I think, yeah, this is all evil. I So
I was on the beach with my friend one time.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
This girl walk up.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
She pulled out her boots and shook him in my
face and smiles.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
She's looking right at me.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
My buddy nudged me on the shoulder and he goes,
she likes you show her your nuts.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
So it's fucked my thumbs in my ears and I
wiggle my fingers and I went he showed that he
was nuts. Yeah hot they what's up, monsters.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
I'm flying in tonight to go on the bus tomorrow
nice from North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Please make it a rule. But there's no political talks,
no anything like that. It's just not fun, you do.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Hey, listen, you know there are rules on the buses
and we should mention those real quick.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You got no political talk. Nobody wants that.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
That never happens.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Have fun, have a good time. Everybody be respectful. Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
And if you do end up being something wat of
an ass, we will pull over the bus and.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Throw you right off and you gotta Yeah, we have
you and you got to.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ober home, so you know, be cool. Bro Uh and
then no, you're home?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Is that the ride service to use?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
What you can uber home?

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
And then and then no number okay in the bathroom?
Number one? Fine? No number two? And you can't number two?

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Are you taking bow though?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Bow is coming?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
I thought wasn't coming.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, he's coming.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yeah, yeah there the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, No, he's never a number. Look, he's been on
several buses. He never both room, he does not. He
does not number two on the bus? What other what
other rules should we have angel on the on the
monster rowbus?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I think he nailed it. That's pretty much it. You know,
that's a broke be cool. And again it's a lot
of camaraderie and good time.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Oh and then so you two are going to do
the music and then switch buses? Is that the gimmick?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I'm not switching buses? Can people switch the buses this time?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm gonna pick up ever, but you think all sixty
people should go to a different bus.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, it's easier to have one person doing You are
lazy as that.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
For me, it's one person was rich for a day.
It felt good.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Left your tampons on the bus. No, you gotta go
find him in your bus.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
We're not asking all sixty people to change. You change
buses and so you can play the music.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
It's just worried because he doesn't want Bow yelling at
him again?

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Did Bo yell at you?

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Oh yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Why he was ineous because Bo didn't like the music
Ryan was playing.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:32):
I mean while everybody else in the bus dead, everybody
else loved it. You and Bo, You and Bow and
you're and you're like Bo, go to go to it sucks.
You can't do that this time.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh I can't.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
No, you can't. Really my bust my rules. Oh really?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, you can go ahead and we'll see how well
I listen.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Oh, police don't even have ears, roly Police.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
You should start a ride service called hotting.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Monsters Monsters Morning morning.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He name anyway, Man.

Speaker 9 (22:07):
Every time you come on the show, on the show,
take it to you love you know, hey, Angel, you
know you already keep it luck on your side, you know, Bro,
that's why you have your own spot. You know you're
not class by yourself. Man, Ryan, keep on trying, Bro,
You'll get it one day. We love your baby girl,
bless up.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Shout out to Jamaica.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, oh guy hot take Russ Rawlins. You need to
lay off of Ryan. His misery is radio gold.

Speaker 13 (22:38):
If he's being distracted by something, that just means it's
going to pay off in the long term, because it's
going to end up being something he fails.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
At and everybody's going to love it. Agreed, So you
gotta leave ma alone.

Speaker 13 (22:50):
Dude, you get distracted by a crooked piece of paper
sitting on the table in front of you, leave malone.
Your strong suit is surrounding yourself by funny people not
being funny even I straightened out.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Any piece of paper that that you know, that is
all wonky.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
You line up all the remotes, you set you set
up all the papers, and you're part of.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It is that, you know, we gotta yell at Ryan.
That's part of the funny.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
And you know what, that would be nice. Maybe that
would make a good show too. I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Guy was funny in the beginning, but then he got
mean to.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
You at the end, and I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Okay, go ahead, roly roly, roly hot tak what's up monsters?
What's up? Svana? Ryan Holmes? You dumb ass swirls? Yeah,
there was no reason just that was even a message.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
There was no message that I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 12 (23:45):
I know you.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Can hear it again.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
I deleted it right.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
I'm gonna have people listening and message me now if
you're not defending me. When when the what did I
call him? The chick crew was in here? If you
don't have me when the chicks squad's here?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I got you mad.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
There's people say that you won't play their their hot takes?
What the even?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
When the funny that's simply Jerremy with his very long
hot take about something that's not even related.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
To the show.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I'll play it, play it.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Why are you keeping the messages? I am the arbiter us,
I'm doing what arbiters do.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
A little bit of power goes to his head.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, it's pretty fun. Like, I can't wait till I'm
on a homeowner's association. I'm gonna crush it.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
What what?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
I can't wait?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
That's one of my goals, sure, abolishing homeowners associations?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, better not yet. Hold on, man, I gotta find this, guys,
because I close them.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
No, it was I think he was saying it was
today because he said he said he just left it
a day like on a day that you said that.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
There's not even a lot of them. You won't even
play his still hold on.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm finding them deleted it already because they didn't like him.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Well, if you guys haven't heard enough of me on
the Monsters this morning, you can also check me out
on Tom and Dan because I'll be there at twelve.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
Okay, look at that All Family, Russ. All Family.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Don't promote other radio stuff. Rush doesn't like it.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
It's not during the same time as this show.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I never said that Ryan when I said I don't
wear other radio show. That's just my personal thing.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
This I doubled down on More Me Friday today.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah, here's Jeremy's message.

Speaker 14 (25:27):
All right, oh Angel, Now simply Jeremy here. I've got
a hot take. I've got a grape, I've got a rate.
I work at a castle and I have twenty thousand
dollars with the flowers that I am in charge or
taking care of them. Gotta water and I make sure
that they're good. There are apartments here on property of
the castle. Why is it so hard for people to
understand that your dog's urine kills flowers? Right like people

(25:48):
just willing nely let their dogs pee all over my
pretty beautiful flowers.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
God, people are dumb. Anyway, Happy Friday.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
That's a terrible hot take.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yes, I thought it was Jeremy. So you gotta got
some contact with Jeremy works at that castle that one
time where they projected the show on the side of
the castle. So he was just venting to us. He
were that close with him. He just needed someone to
listen to him. But he's at work and he can't
yell at the doll exactly.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
But also it wasn't a funny one, and Ryan pulls
the funny ones, and those are the ones we can
talk about and speak to.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
And also I have to read them before I play them,
and they so it starts. I guess he said I've
got a gripe, but this wrote it out is Hey,
it's simply Jeremy, I've got a rape.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Because he.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
Said he's got a something, a something and a.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Rape, like it was a gripe. They took it wrong
whatever whatever the texting service thought it said. It said rape,
and I'm like playing that one.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
I've got a hot take, I've got a gripe, I've
got a hot all.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Right, it's still more meat Friday, right, and.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
It's still more Don't talk to her like that.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
There you go, Ryan, Ryan, give me an example. So
I'm gonna be amber. I'm not very back.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Let me hang on.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
This is my ammer impersonation. I've never done one before,
so it's brand new.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Off the cop. Yeah, I love you.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
You're the greatest sing of the hos worm.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Ryan dumb.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
You have to say something about Savannah so I can
protect Savannahs.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
We're working into it. It's my first time an impression.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay, my bad, Damn.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
I'm a I'm a she's more like that, right, you're
a little higher.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I'm a fighter and now I.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
Fight big fights and I'm not scared to nobody.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
What about Savannah? Are you afraid of Savannah? You shut
a Ryan? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Taking that from me, Rush right now, take.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
That for me.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
That does sound like Hamberova a little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay, you believe afraiders hamber Do you believe that the
world is flatter around Lily?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
It's flat?

Speaker 11 (28:01):
Nobody ever took a picture of a circle nobody, And
I'm not scared at Savannah, which she's.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Gotta stop bitch.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well, whoa you don't talk about Savannah like that'll stop you.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Flatter than you think the earth is, bitch.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Oh, put you in the ranch.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
I put you in the my batteries diad hook.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Do you think that we landed on the moon?

Speaker 8 (28:30):
No, that's all stuff.

Speaker 11 (28:31):
Then my boyfriend says, did you see online?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
And that's how you find OUs not real?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
And then birds aren't real.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
And then and then sometimes there's ghosting.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
And then there's different universes and dimensions.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Who wants to take a fight, We get a fight,
We get a fights. What do you think going on
in Palestine right now?

Speaker 11 (28:54):
I did try a lot of bad stuff happening.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I don't know. We gotta go to break now.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Want to drive my Novah?

Speaker 11 (29:12):
Drive my Nova like a like a drive like a
pole dram Because I'm a fighter.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
You were puns like a lot of car puns.

Speaker 11 (29:21):
A fighter, big time fighter used to drive a cheap
That was what I used to do. A finishing move
called the beep. Come on, Daisy, let's go be cool.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Beer when we come back. You're listening to the marsh
of the morning.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You're back looking ahead on Real Radio. Today on the
Jim Colbert Show, we did that with TK Law.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Today's Friday, that's primetime Kitchen with Orlando Weekly Restaurant critic
fires Car at four o'clock to check that out and
look at it with your future with a team of
TK Law and visit one firm for life dot com.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Real Why.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Thanks, give me the words pans right.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Name my.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Round and the brown Bank my lording k just sign
the light of whird like you goes like.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Desert, the hardy, no where.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
This thing that's the thing of the week.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Dron beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
off the week.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Hi, this is deficial kick off to the weekend. Do
we have a special guest here and out with those.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Worst Savannah Novam beer.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Savannah Nova.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You gotta you gotta play around with the beer of
the week. You gotta taste the beer beer.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
What you whiskey?

Speaker 11 (31:18):
Because I'm a fight out a big girl. You guys,
stop your stupid beers.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's Beer the week.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Go to their catch bras. At least this one can
do it.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Remembers it all right.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
So in honor of the NBA season, kicking off, and
we had bo Outlaw here visiting with us and our
great friends over there at Crooked Can Brewing, they dropped
off a nice little four pack of six Man Logger,
and it's a beer specifically brewed for the Orlando Man
Magic and in honor of the Orlando Magic.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Shout out to Andy Allen and Todd over there.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
At Crooked Can Brewing. You can get this at the
Kia Center or around town at the brewer. Excuse me,
at the brewery or around town and comes in the
sixteen ounce four pack rust This is an American Logger,
comes in at four point six avv so, which makes
it super sessionable while you're enjoying basketball.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
And here's to the Orlando Magic season. There we go
pre sip rule in the fact.

Speaker 11 (32:23):
Remember you got to play along already drink wine faster
than y'all.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
You're so strong and fast. I already know that pre
sip rol. Cheers.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
That's pretty good beer.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Mom face a laugh. Drinks like a power up a
car a car drink.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Tell you, Dan, I think Angel's gonna lose it.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
I'm about to spin it.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Up on the board.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Give it a nine. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 14 (33:02):
Ryan.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Sorry, sorry, I got distracted as well.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I had a bunch of these the other day when
they brought him in. Uh, let'll get you there too.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
This is this is.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
It ain't a half for me for sure.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
If I'm going to the Kia Center, I'm definitely grabbing
one of these over everything else.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
This is one what you call like again what I
was saying, a perfectly sessionable beer, so you can have
and that the fact that they sell it in the
sixteen ounce can makes it perfect real light enough taste,
but a good flavor to it.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
So I give this a nine as well.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
So what do you give it?

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Give it about seven?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Why?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Seven?

Speaker 8 (33:39):
I didn't have enough of that for me. Okay, and
get my motor running rust and get my motor riding
Alcohoust try it next one.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
That's all the beer we have. Dang whiskey, it is.
Listen tomorrow. It's the Monster Brew Bus.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
We're gonna be We're gonna be three different locations in Leesburg, Tavasa, Dora.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Do you let me drive the bus because I'm a drive.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
What are you gonna do if tal Piper shows up
in and afraid of her? You're not afraid of her.
You're killing you anyway. Eleventh forty five, we're gonna be
out in Leesburg at Wolf Franch Brewing and also Chicago Brewing.

(34:41):
Two o'clock it's puddle Jumpers. At two o'clock we'll be
out there to say hi. And four fifteen or so
we're gonna be in Mount Dora having Nabby Brewing. Everyone's
welcome to come out and join us. We appreciate it
and we want to thank m and C Fence. Just
call mo puddle Jumpers, Jersey, Mike's and MCA Transportation.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Well I went by past that one by quick.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Now Savanah, she always.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
Fast get some noise, so.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Was time for that year.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
I don't forget my catch praises.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Will Savannah be at Gator Land this weekend?

Speaker 11 (35:26):
Yes, you will hate her.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
I don't even like rowing a fighter.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Savannah will be a Gatorland all weekend.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Love Gators Coast and Goblands.

Speaker 11 (35:35):
Go check her out.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
Oh, go check me out. Yeah, go to Gatorland next weekend.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
You just confused yourself.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Tonight, angels gonna be let's bring your vinyl and that
is in Sanford's.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Gonna have the Yeah Western seven o'clock, get out there.
Erica vinal is gonna be there with a pop up shop.
We've got obviously the great drinks at the Western Serf.
They got food that you could order there at the Joint.
It will be a lot of fun. Bring some final
pieces for me to feature for you, Ryan, you can.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Follow me at run Holmes Comedy and tomorrow the Kettle
Corn Stand will be out there the Winner Park Farmers
markcause a great hang, good time.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
It's gonna beautiful day. Go say hi to them.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, and everyone that's going on the Brew bus, We're
looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Guys. If you're not going on the bus, meet us
at one of the locations, come say hi. We'd love
to see you guys tomorrow. It's gonna be an awesome day.
Stay tuned for the News Junkie right after the Monster.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back next Monday to do our thing from Savannah Uh,
Savannah Nova Right guys, right.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
An Angel Fire, right to fight.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Well, I'm the leader of the Speccal Bay Bada at
Awesome Savannah Russell all the world to rock band.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home. We gotta get that.

Speaker 8 (36:47):
Shirrels.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
It's Las
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