December 9, 2025 • 39 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - Adventures at the Spanish speaking barber shop. Russ reveals he wants to wear a dress? Monster Messags & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, there's a sweet The winner is is is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dream a little Yeah, that's fun, fun time.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We only supposed to just use their stage names, so
I don't even need to know her real name, like
BB Caliber.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's how I know her that she's BB.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You didn't have this obsession with BB. Why why do
you want to know this girl's name is?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So ben? No? No, I just didn't know what they
wanted to meet A call her. I wanted to make
sure I said the right thing.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I thought Bob's I thought that was her real name,
So I didn't know she has totally another name altogether.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
She has some kind of regular ass name.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
She does have a regular name. Yeah, they just told
me what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm like, who's that? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
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Speaker 4 (02:19):
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Speaker 1 (02:27):
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Speaker 4 (02:32):
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
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Speaker 4 (02:58):
Fun little weekend Ma.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's ten o'clock of all and anytime I have to
do multiple jobs. This day flies by. It's crazy. Uh,
there's all the buttons to hit and everything. I actually
like it a lot. As a man with ADHD, I
like you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like a bunch of stuff to do. It keeps me
on task.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I like the little AI songs you do. I know
we're supposed to say, hey, that's AI, you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, but you're guaranteed human.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But I think when they say that, they just mean, like, hey,
country station, stop making an AI song number one and
not telling people day.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I yeah, as long as we let.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know, hey, Ryan put this together with AI, then
we're cool.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I really enjoy the song that I made today
about Angel Uh computer screen there we go?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Uh yeah, can you never buck to by that? Boys?
Got done? Dot comore him later.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What a fun weekend, What a fun, fun little weekend.
Lot a lot going on wife's birthday. It was my
wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She's so sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I had a kettle corn. I had the Winter Park
Christmas Parade?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh how was that? Did you go to that?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah? Check it out. It's it's I like what the
city of Winter Park does. I think they do a
good job.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They send that parade down down park Ave and it's
a it's a lot of fun. Now parking is a nightmare,
but that's not anything the city can really control. Now
there's just not a ton of parking spots down there.
But here's what I here's what I don't like.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The last ten minutes of Old Yeller.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I feel like I fell a little jack because I.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I dressed up for the burlesh shop. The dressed out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, first of all, I went to go to this
barber shop where I go and nobody speaks English, and
I like that. Now they speak English, but when they're
talking to each other, it's generally in Spanish. And uh,
it's definitely English as a second language for these guys.
But they're they're fantastic, right right, they do a good haircut.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Let's sit down with a guy, this one.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
This guy speaks a little more English than I'm used
to because I just I don't have like a guy
go to I just go and pick one of the
four guys that works there, who open because I never
make appointments because I'm terrible at planning my life. This
guy stops and he's like, Hey, actually, can I can
I use you for my social media and I'm like, sure,
I don't know what that means. I figure he's just
(05:14):
gonna take it before and after photo.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What does that mean? Can I use you for my
social media?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So, like I said, I thought he was just doing
it before photo, after photo, regular haircut, let's go. And
then this time I also got my beard done as well.
Ever since that guy came in to do my beard,
I like it. I like it a lot. And he's like, well,
how do you want your beard done? I'm like, you
do it just the way you think it looks the best. Right,
So I'm doing the haircut. Haircuts going. Haircut's going fine, regular,
(05:41):
regular time. I'm like, okay, cool with the beard'll probably
take a little, you know, short amount of time. Maybe
let's let's call it five ten minutes and we're out
of here. The haircut took twenty minutes. The beard was
about forty.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Why what do you do one and what hair at
a time.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I was not prepared for what happened, So I guess
he really wanted to give this a good look. So,
I mean he did the thing where he steamed my face.
I sat there with a towel on my face the
whole time. He's got you got the buzzer, and then
he's got the straight razor as well, like one of
those legit straight razors.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Some kind of argument broke out while I'm getting shaved
between the barbers, really, and I don't know what it
was about. My Spanish is not good enough to pick
up what they're actually talking about, huh, But I can
tell it's a political argument, and it was something along
the lines. I think one the guy was cutting my
hair as a Cuban dude, and the other guy was
talking about Mexican people, and they were talking about who
(06:37):
I think my bad Spanish, but I gathered like who
has it easier was the crux of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Who has it easier.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
To come into the United States?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Mexicans or Cubans? Cubans?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And they went off. Now they are full on yelling
at each other at this point. But the problem is
the guy has the straight razor to my neck. They'll
know as it's going on, like he's like and when
he's like getting louder, the racer's going a little bit
tighter against my neck, and I just like, I've never
been in this situation, and I'm assuming they weren't like
(07:13):
mad yelling. They were just like loudly yelling, and it
was just like, okay, I'm I might die here. Well,
you know, look like a very passionate you know. It
was a passionate argument. They were definitely friends when it
was all over. But it was like when I got
metal to my neck, not the place I want to be.
(07:33):
But this guy did an amazing job. I'm a beard,
but I didn't realize all that he was doing so
for social media. He actually uh made my beard darker.
He like sprayed some kind of like spray in there.
I had just like super dark, very like aggressive lined beard,
and I liked it.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I thought you look pretty spiffy when I saw you
at the Stubbard Mule. I'm like, look right, it looks
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I and my wife dressed me, you know what I mean,
So like I was had my outfit picked out by
a by an artist. My beard was done by professionals,
hair done by professional and I'm walking around I feel
I'm like, Okay, I feel a little awkward because I
like to dress schlubby.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't like being dressed up. Why I don't know,
but I hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I hate it, but Angela, I don't like when this
happens to me. Angelique sees me and she's like, wow,
you like I can get really dressed up in nice
looking and I'm like, that feels offensive coming from you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I told Mary Alle the same thing. I said, he
cleans up pretty good, done, he looks good.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't, I don't. I don't know why I don't
like it. I should just take the compliment right. Amber
did the same thing to me, and I'm like, I
don't like this. I like, I feel like I like
Billie Eilish. Billy Eilish wears big clothes so people don't
look at her, and it was it's much better to
go low key for me. But luckily you didn't dress
up at all. Half of you was not dressed up,
(09:01):
even sort of.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I had the flame pants on and the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Shirt tank top was quite well.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The shirt had Santa Claus playing guitar on it, and
I thought, well, you know, it kind of fits with
the with the holidays, but it didn't match. It did
not match. It was it was not matching.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It was interesting, but I also I also start freaking
out too, because there's there's a couple of points where
I have to go backstage, like there's either something I
gotta grab or I got to go to.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
The bathroom for what for the for Less show?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And then but the ladies are back there, and I
guess they're just so used to being neked that they
don't really think much of it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, they were not.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, somebody called me backstage. I think it was a
lady James. And I go back there and one of
the girls has changed.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm like, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I like I I went.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Back there there, like somebody called me back there, and
I go like literally hands over my eyes, yeah, feeling
my way through.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The wall, and I'm like, are we good?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is everybody good? And they're like what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm trying not to be creepy, and they're
like that makes it creepier.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I was supposed to be there.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I just didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't want a situation somebody talking about me later,
like you know how like Trump has that story about
him like you just burst into dressing rooms and then
like if people are changing, and he would just like
act like he's supposed to be there. I know it's
our show. I know I need to go backstage. I'm
not there to see anybody like that, and I want
to make that very clear by doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
The doing it, I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You seem creepy.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It seems like it means something to you. I just
acted like I was supposed to be there and just
walked away.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
There's no there's no winning. I need. I need a
separate dressing room.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Next time we do this, I all stop. But I
don't want to be in with the ladies.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You ain't get no damn sucking.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I want a dressing room. I'm putting it in my wrider.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Is this uncomfortable, okay, because I'm not supposed to. I
feel like boobs out in the wild, always a bit weird.
And they weren't like naked naked. They had the tassels
and but but I can't but they're trying to have
a conversation with me.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Do you remember dream of little tassels came off?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I didn't see it, but I heard about it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did what she was saying. I met,
I remember that. Yeah, yeah. One of the girls, one
of the tassels came off.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I just like, I'll never get to the point like
I can have a conversation with you while you're having
tassels like and have like a regular conversation about like
what's like, let's so, here's the coordination for the show.
Blah blah, this's gonna happen at this and I'm just
like the whole time, I'm just gonna go, don't look
at the tsseles, don't look at the tests. Little look
at test, a little look at tassels.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't know, but what a fun time. Everybody did
an amazing job. Very surprised by Amber Nova.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
To be honest, we knew, we knew, you know, Amber
would do great.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I mean I mean, I mean, I mean we knew
Angeliq would do great. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I'll tell you what I like.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
My wife likes burlesh. Yeah, and when my wife watches burlash.
Let's just say the birthday weekend was a little bit
more extravagant.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Good time all around.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
All of a sudden, she's busting out like and there's
points that could have been playing.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
That bono bono and I'm like, I like this need
to take you to more. Berleski shows. So it's good.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I do uh, I do hope we do it again.
Not in the Christmas time though.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I just talked to Lady James about a little bit.
There were other other places we might want.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Nothing, he gets like, I like the venue we went to.
I like the abbey. It's just that people seem to
have a negative thing about going to downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And people are talking, They're like, I don't want to
go down there in the parking socks and remember.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Like like people aren't going, Oh, it's great to go
to downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Uh, they've successfully driven people away from wanting to go
down there.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But the staff was fantastic. Our town guy Chad was awesome.
My bartender off on the side, I think his name
was Kenny's a uh great bartender.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
The abbey. The abbey was great. It's not a knock
against the abbey. I just would like not do it again.
But who knows. I'm not in control of this thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I just I'm just there to let the tastles wave
in the wind and see how they fly.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Let the tassels fly, Let them tasseles fly.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I'm gonna need some help here in a minute, I'll
tell you in a minute. No, I'm making plans for now,
you know. With obviously, now that is done, We've got
the Bike drive on Wednesday, and I've got trans Iberian
Orchestra on Saturday. And then our last thing we have
to worry about and do is the Monster Telethon. And
(13:28):
I'm trying to get together the acts that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
And I was just told to dream a little sings
and is a great singer. So she's gonna sing and
she's gonna perform. The Jazz Witnesses are going to perform,
and they're gonna do Christmas stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
The Jazz Witnesses.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's like a like a fourteen year old boy and
he's got like this. They have really great like jazz band.
So we got that stubborn cowgirl and Doug. I know
they are going to perform. Uh And I need to
know who else? Who else? Who else can we get
on the list to perform?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I know Fat Timmy's available.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh we got we got Fat Timmy.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I can get a hold of him.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, we gotta get that together.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But that's all for the nineteenth and then we're done
for the year.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
When does the ratings stop counting.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
On the nineteenth? That's why that's our last day. Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I thought they stopped like a week before. And there's
like a week that I always thought like it was
like it's a willing in the week.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
All right, we'll find out. But you want to.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Be Oh, he's twenty four, he's not fourteen. Okay, this
is a big difference.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
That is quite the difference.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, So it's a jazz band at he's twenty four.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
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Speaker 1 (15:07):
Headlines when we come back. Don't go anywhere you are
listening to the Monsters in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
At the tessels. It's a trap the tessels. You'll get
slapped if you're in addressing.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
This could be you very do close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh that will be a surprise.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Welcome out to the Monster's Morning's Ever Radio one oh
four point one rock Etzen live on iHeartRadio. Okay, I
just confirmed that. Uh we got uh dream a little.
We'll be on the Monster Televan show. We got the
Jazz Witnesses. That's a jazz band. They're gonna do Christmas song.
We got Doug with Doug in the Stubborn Cowgirls out
(16:20):
of Town.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So Doug's gonna perform it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Just just and we just get and Doug all right,
but he's like he's a gamer, he'll do anything. We
got And we got Monster music man Matt. He's gonna
write a special Christmas song for us, So we got him.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Who else do we need to lean on that.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Can performer for? Who's that lean on me?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm sure is it will come together like it always does.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
John, I need to call Jesse, Jesse the fiddle player.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Her.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Jesse and Joseph are always good to perform. M hm
uh if you got a band, uh soon. And we
wanted to keep it to Christmas stuff, stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That people know, fun happy.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
We had that one horrible situation that one year where
our buddy you have, Miguel Cologne, was trying to get
laid and he promises girl she could sing a song.
And she came in and sing the most depressing thing
we ever heard in our life. Boy, it brought down
the brought down the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, we should ask Jeff.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Howell speaking to bring down the mood. Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I didn't mean to do it that way. Let me call.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I'll have to call Jeff Howell. Man put Jeff Howell
with a question mark. Oh, he never does.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He won't do it.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
He won't another refree anymore either.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I wonder if he'll do a if I say,
can you do a fun Christmas song?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
No, I feel like he's phased out of that. He
doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
He doesn't want to do fun stuff anymore. It's only
gonna be jazz or some sortive vote. But he used
to do you know, it used to be he used
to do he used to do Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
But he did it like a led Zeppelin song, and
it was really cool. I wonder if if I request
that specifically.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, or if he'll make a sit through.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We got also a sad song the Monster Singer of
the Year too.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Uh Brianna, Yeah, okay, okay, little Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Monster Mad asked Brianna. I think I have her numbers still. Yeah, yeah,
Well we gotta ask uh Savannah.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Savino and she's old news, like we're not having BB
Caliber and Savannah Savino in here. Yes, you can old new,
all new and good. That's how I look at.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It, Savannah Savino hold on.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And we can still ask bbe Caliber because oh what
old she's Hey, she's still part of you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
There's no reason to get rid of her. She's wonderful. Sorry,
I'll ask bb hold on because she can sing.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
She can't sing her ass off. Oh and then it
sounds like a CD.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Okay, I keep I keep pushing this, right, I keep
pushing this thing with having This is just some little
thing that thought having Amber and Angelique do that sister song, sister.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's just for you in your own head.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
It just makes me laugh because it's from a Christmas thing.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now here's the thing. If they were smart.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
And I keep asking Angelique if she's seen the movie,
and she s'aid, yeah, I've seen the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I said, Okay, what's the second part of the movie.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Like the part of the movie is is that they
come out and they do that sister song, and then
in order for the sisters to get away because they
owe money or something, bing Crosby and Andy whatever the
hell's name is, Andy whatever, they dress up like women
and they.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do the song. Right, So I thought it'd be funny
if she made you and I do it together and do.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The sister song, that'd be a funny bit, right, But
they no one's brought it up.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
So I'm like, you know, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well, you got a boa on right now. So that's
all that's.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Because the YouTube people that you can follow us on
YouTube every day, make sure you like and subscribe. They
do this thing where they focus on the video and
they're like there's a face in the background round what
is that face?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
What is the face? All morning long? What is the face?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
This boa, the way it was sitting just kind of
looked like a face, all the compression and everything.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
So they were all freaked out about what that was.
I just showed him it was a boa.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Uh, that was that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The queen?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What was the thing you're gonna tease me about? You
said you said you had to sing? H you said
earlier you had a sing. You gotta tell me and
like then you went to boh.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
That was the thing about about me?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
The real the reality of those wrestlers being like, hey, man,
don't don't include demos.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
He's stiff and.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
He's gonna beat us all up and all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Till Piper could sing too. But she doesn't want to
sing anymore that I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
You know what I tried.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I threw it out there to ask tal if she
wanted to uh to sing, and it doesn't seem like
she really wants to, Okay, I mean, all I can
do is offer now she's gonna be in tomorrow and
we can press her on it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh pressure, you know, But.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
She's because she she believes that her voice isn't like
it used to be. She damaged her voice and she
and embarrasses her.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I guess because she used to be able to sing
great and now she doesn't think she sings well you know.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
I mean that that could be a thing.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Did I don't know how her voice got damaged, but yeah,
if it's like that, I wonder if she missed I
bet she misses it.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Though I would think singers love to sing. They can't
help themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So uh and it seems like
she's got a great voice. You know, I was surprised
she got a great voices Ameronova. Like when she was
singing the other day, she sounded pretty good.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
No, that's how she's sisters thing.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, that's what I got on that thing. Yeah, but
she's nervous about doing it now.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
She was nervous Abyu the Burless showed that I'd had
to talk.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Her into so much stuff, and everything I talked her
into ends up being great, but she.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
She didn't want to wrestle the HollyHood halely Jay, remember that, Like,
I had to talk her into it.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Uh, A lot of stuff she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Want to do, and we talk her into it and
she she killed it with the burlesque.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
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Speaker 3 (22:13):
People say you should get the mount door of bagpipers
for they don't do Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Christmas and bagpipers don't go together, doay?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Okay, I want to talk about bagpipe for a second.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yea, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
So it's Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We had a very fun Friday, very fun, very fun Friday.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I had a hangover just so you know.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Oh buddy, me too.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, and I still had to get up and do
kettle corn on Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Now, I have my.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Nephews that like work for me and whatnot. They actually
do a lot of the heavy lifting. But because the
Winter Park Parade was the same day, the bagpipers were
practicing right next to the kettle corn stand. Okay, and
one thing you don't want at six thirty seven o'clock
in the morning while you're hungover. Is bagpipes just droning
(22:57):
practicing for an hour?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I was going to lose my mind.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, bagpipe practice. Bagpipe practice doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
A lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't know what they were doing. They weren't even
playing a song. They were just droning.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Look, I'm sure bagpipes if you're from Scotland, I'm not
here to offend you. I'm sure it's a beautiful instrument
for you in your ears. But for me, my god,
is it an annoying instrument? I can't stand it. And
I know old Rowdy Roddy Piper here is a big
part of her life.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It is her dad. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I just learned because I put this little clip up
of Teal Piper from when Nick Foley came to her
and asked for some stuff from her dad to put
in the WWE Hall of Fame, and she let them borrow.
She didn't give it to him, borrow his first bagpipes
(23:50):
that he had, Like, he actually played bagpipes when he
started wrestling. That was his gimmick because he would go
in there playing bagpipes and that's when they started calling
the you know the last name piper.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I mean, but like just be real, do you like them?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I kind of do. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I thought it was really cool when she when she
came in with those bagpipers behind her.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I think, I think it's yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fun like for like two minutes, like or like a
funeral because it's a very sad sounding instrument.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
But like like if twenty minutes of piping, that's too
much piping.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't think the piping works for Christmas. But if
somebody says, hey, listen, I played bagpipes and I do
a Christmas song, you know, we'll take it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Look whatever. In order to get as much attention as possible.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
On the on the December of the nineteenth, that's our
last show of the year, we raise money for the
Coalish for the homeless. That's the next thing I need
to plan because I like, I don't have to play
anything else, Like we just have to get people to
bring bikes on Wednesday, transit beer in orchestra. I just
show up and walk up on stage and take a check.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's easy.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And then we're at the Cure Bawl.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's just go to a you know, go to go
to the party and uh and drink beer and eat bar.
You don't got to do anything for that. So the
last thing I got to plan for is basically the
last show of the year. So I just need we
need entertainment for that show. And it's free and easy.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Man, I know we got nine shows left.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, so you know we're phoning it in right now.
Don't even show up today, that's how hard we're phoning
it in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah. News from the headlines, So this is in the headlines.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Uh, Okay, who do you think is more likely to
steal from the self checkout?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
From self checkout?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What do you mean? Like?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Like what?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Because I mean what kind of folks?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, folks?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Do you think it says? You know what?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's wealthy white people are more are more likely to
steal when it comes to the self checkout, which is terrible.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, I'm gonna assume which you're a nerd and you
don't you've never stolen anything in.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Your life, right me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You've never stolen anything.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Hold on, let me think when I was a kid, now, nerd?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, first of all, then you don't know what it's
like to just like do it like I did.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I did it as a kid, just to just to
feel alive.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And it's it's it's crazy and nothing bad happened and
it was very small.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
But I agree with this because my mom does this
where she steals something, just steal stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's like there's a version that's like it's it's a
gray area, like you know how like if they have
like the nuts like in like a thing like like
Whole Foods where they have like fancy nuts, you lift
up the thing, you put it in the bang.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
She'll go in there and take some nuts. Really like,
you know. I've seen her do it when I was
a younger kid. I hope she grow out of it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't know if she still does it, but I
see people do it all the time, especially it like
sprouts and Whole food.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Who do you think steals more men or women?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
In the self checkout women, it is thirty eight percent men,
sixteen percent women.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Some men steal more, Really men steal more?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Between millennials, gen zers and gen xers and boomers, who
steals the most Boomers millennials forty one percent.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Millennials can't afford anything.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Guess who's guess who steals the least amount? Uh? Gen
X boomers only two percent of.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
The everything they don't need it.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, I guess so, Uh Millennials forty one percent steal.
Then he goes gen Z thirty seven percent of those steal.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah that makes sense. They look like a bunch of
sticky hand little bastards. Yeahing six seven to distract.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You, Yeah, okay, who steals more?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Parents with children at home or adults without children?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh hmmm, My logic would tell me it's parents with
children at home because they have less money it is.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's all. I'm trust parents.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I mean, I've never even thought about, Like a matter
of fact, I make sure as i'm scanning it to
let everyone know I'm scanning, I'm scanning everything.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I'm not gonna miss anything.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, I would not even think about stealing because I'm
afraid I'm afraid to get in trouble in some of
the news, rush rollins at the local you know, home depot,
stole a you know a knife.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
That's my honest fear about going to like Sam's.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I don't know if you've been to a Sam's club,
but the one in a papka has a so like,
if you go to Costco, there's somebody who checks your
receipts and like checks soft and like make sure you
have everything.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
You're not taking anything.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But the Sam's in a papka has an electronic some
kind of electronic AI based exit system, so.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like I don't know how it does it.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You go through, it scans your cart and like and
it's like, okay, you're not stealing anything.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I am.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Every time I go to Sam's, I'm like, please don't
go off, Please don't go off. And it's local celebrity
Ryan Holmes because I forgot to scan something correctly. It's
has tried to steal sugar for his kettle corn thing
because times are tough, and it's it's like nerve wracking
every time I go through there. Yeah, because I don't
steal anymore. I did it as a kid to feel
live once.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's a bad practice. Anything good really not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It was a it was a it was a phone,
it was a it was a hand piece for a phone,
and I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I was just like I'm going to take this. So
that brought it back.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Someone just texted me I want to know when can
they buy tickets to go on the Ryan Holmes Monster
Party bus to winter Haven. I don't know when those
tickets are available, and sometime this week you'll be able
to grab those. And when you get those tickets, you
also get a free ticket to go on a pontoon
ride when you get there, because it's right.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
On the lake.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
It's right on the lakes and the chain of lakes
that I live on, So if you want to take
a pontoon ride, you can. Angel will be your DJ
getting the party going early. Wrestling starts at eight and
it's the MWO Men's Tournament, the beginning of the tournament,
and it's in winter Haven at Old Man Franks and Tanners,
and tickets are available right now. If you go to
(29:56):
real Radiomonsters dot com, that's Real Radio Monsters dot you
can get your tickets for the event. They're not that
expensive and it will be a great time in winter
Haven with all the monsters. Daisy's coming out, of course,
Amber is wrestling, Angelique's coming out with us.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yes, all right, Somebody's Deputy Scott Our YouTube channel says
can Rusco over the table situation at the wrestling event.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
You can get a table there, and when you get
a table, they're gonna give you either a bottle of
tequila or a bottle of Triple R blended whiskey to
go along with it. It's a table for four, so
you can sit at a table, or you can get
ringside if you want, or you can get general admission.
There's you know, whichever you want. It's it's a really
cool venue.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It's part of the one of the places I go
to all the time in the Barmuda Triangle, and the
food there is great.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
This outdoor venue is awesome. And uh and uh, this
is going to be a really big event for the
city of winter Haven because I've already talked to officials
and they're like, oh my god, the monsters are coming
to winter Heaven, like they're so thrilled, which is a
super cool. Big shout out to Patrick who's making this happen,
and also Hillman Motors where I bought my boat. There
are sponsors of this event, and I think we have
(31:06):
some other sponsors as well, so it's gonna be a
big time. That's in January. That's you know, next year,
but that's only a that's only like a month away. Yeah,
isn't it crazy? Less a by the way, So yeah,
So it's a big event in winter Haven and it's
a Teal Piper. We'll be defending her title for the
first time against a really big superstar, Island girl Tracy Taylor.
(31:28):
So will she still be the champion when it comes
time for birthday?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Birthday? We don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh we come back. We'll play your hot takes in
your messages when we return. You're listening to the March
of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
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Colbert Show. From the Right Strindly from TK low is
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Speaker 3 (32:23):
Welcome back to the Monsters in the Morning on Robdio
one oh four point one, broadcast live on iHeartRadio. And
remember Wednesday, we are going to be live out at
Orlando Harley Davidson. If you can grab some bikes and
bring them on out. Try to help kids for Christmas.
And it's not just us man, the news junkie is
going to be out there and the Jim Colvert Show.
(32:44):
We're there from six to eleven. Come by and watch
us do the show live. Then you could stick around
and watch the news Junkie and Jim Colbert Show will
be from three to seven. As many bikes as we
can get, that would be awesome. Brought to you by
Just Call Mo and Orlando Harley Davidson.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Welcome back. I'm Russ with Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Hopefully Angel will feel better tomorrow and be back with
us a tso is this coming Saturday night too? And
if you want to have a great time to kick
off your you know, your holiday season.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
It is a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
And remember a portion of the proceeds go to help
local charities. And this year they picked the Carly K
Cancer Screening Fund, which is the charity I started this year,
and it helps people get cancer screening who can't afford
it and hopefully catch cancer early and save some lives.
So I'll be there Saturday night. If you see me there,
please say hello. And I get to go on stage
and get a big check. And I'm taking my brother
(33:35):
in law up there with me, and I think my
mom is gonna come up with me because it's kind
of a cool thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
They put my sister's name on.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
The check and give it to us on stage and everything,
so it'll be a really cool thing.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
For our family.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So yeah, join us on Saturday night if you can. Ryan,
Do we have any hot takes or messages we do?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app set. Us is the number
one pre sad and you hear yourself on the Monsters
after this little sound.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Oh yeah, lots of hot taches coming in today. Let's
see what they're talking about. Uh, hot take?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Hey, Russ. You ever notice howing Ryan Holmes says the
word no. It's very angrily and aggressively. If he asks
Ryan something, he goes in, he goes hey Ryan with him.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Guess He's like, No, I've.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Never heard anybody say no more aggressively than Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Learn a lot about myself when I did this show.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't do you say no aggressively?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Okay, hot dad, Ryan, this is eve lie man.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
You would have never survived any miss monster. You'd have
to cover your eyes for the whole goddamn day. There
were nothing but boobs flopping all over the place and
sometime and no panties too. Man, you really never went
to a miss Monster, did you?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Balls deep. Yeah, he makes a very good point. You
never would have made it. It would have been done
by the way Jake Bradshaw says.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
A courage listeners to bring a chair for those to
say if they want to hang and watch us for
the Bike Drive broadcast. There's no scene out there, so
you want to bring a chair. Okay, you can't bring
your own chair. I wanna have to drinks out there.
We have a little drinking.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Poo until they were last time, right, I don't know
there had like a beer truck.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay last time. That sounds like a good addition like that.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
A month or have Monday. Thank god you turn back
on the air. Insomnia suck number one cause by E
can't call it out by name, but the nine time
medicine really knocks out. But the take died first and
that was hours ago. Man, you guys are great. Was
(35:51):
a blessed day and enjoy the rest of New year. Man,
take care.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I believe he is insomnia.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
He tried to take some kind of nighttime medicine to
knog him out, and uh, he might still be a
little bit loopy from it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I couldn't understand what you were saying.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Uh, hot Take, Good morning guys. You two Ryan home
on the r h K c L the Ryan Holmes
Kettle Corn League.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Everybody will understand it now it's a gay sport.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Damn all right, thanks sir, hot Take, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
It's Doug.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
I just want to say you guys had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Let's think the for the Less.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Show with amazing Sorry I couldn't make it out I
was booked. But on the topic of Gene Simmons, doucheery
or not, definitely a douche.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, definitely a douche And I like.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
Kiss bro I love playing kiss songs on guitars sometimes
once in a while maybe, But he's gonna fall and
then he's gonna be the next one to go from
kiss you watch old man Jean, You're out love you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Than he does a lot of douche things. I do not.
I do not deny that.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Heart hard when your hero is a douche.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I was always a Paul Stanley guy.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Let's see hotch.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Hey, Russ, this is Sam from Lakeland. Yeah, monsters, in
the morning. Number one, it's good that you let your
dogs out in the backyard and run.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Number two, you need to walk your dogs and train
them how to act on a leash. Why you guys
have a great day, love listening every day.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
If I never put them on a leash, I don't
have to train them to be on a leish.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean, I guess that's that's insane to me.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
But those russ are the hot takes.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Very nice.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Remember Wednesday, we're gonna be at the Orlando Harley Davidson
rang a bike.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Come on out if you want to watch us, bring
a chair.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
If you want to get Monster merchandise, it's available at
real radiomasters dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So that's a great gift for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
If you want to get Daisy del Toro zequila or
Whiskey Triple R Blended whiskey, that's at real radiomasters dot com.
Tickets to get for TSO Trans Liburian Orchestra, you can
click through there and get those through real radiomasters dot com.
Tickets for the Cure Bowl. We're gonna be at the
Cure Bowl next week. You can get those by going
to real radiomasters dot com. You see a pattern here,
(38:31):
and then if you want to get tickets for the
wrestling out in winter Haven at Tanners, that Men's MWO
Championship Tournament, those tickets are available at real radiomasters dot com.
I will be on the four oh seven today on
Fox thirty five.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
If you want to watch that Ryan what you.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Got, Hey, you can follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy
on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after the Monsters.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We're back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our
thing from.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Ryan and the leader of this messlmry men rush a
whole lot of pink to rock rollin.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
We gotta get the hell up out of here.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Swirls
Oh, there's a sweet The winner is is is awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dream a little Yeah, that's fun, fun time.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We only supposed to just use their stage names, so
I don't even need to know her real name, like
BB Caliber.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's how I know her that she's BB.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You didn't have this obsession with BB. Why why do
you want to know this girl's name is?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So ben? No? No, I just didn't know what they
wanted to meet A call her. I wanted to make
sure I said the right thing.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I thought Bob's I thought that was her real name,
So I didn't know she has totally another name altogether.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
She has some kind of regular ass name.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
She does have a regular name. Yeah, they just told
me what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm like, who's that? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Uh, welcome out to the Matches mornings for Radio one
oh four point one. Hey, tickets are on sale now
if you want to get tickets. So a big show
we're doing in winter Haven. Uh, the entire show is
gonna be there. Uh and tickets are available right now
if you go to real radiomasters dot com. That's real
radiomasters dot com and click on the icon for the
Men's MWO Championship Tournament uh, tel Piper is your headliner
(01:28):
and Bernova gets a revenge match.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
UH. Several other matches to.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
UH and whoever wins all goes to Earthday Birthday for
a big match at Earthday Birthday. Title matches at Earthday Birthday.
So winning the match in UH in winter Haven, UH,
well we'll get you a shot at the match at
Earthday Birthday for w j R R thousands of people there.
So MWO wrestling happening UH in winter Haven and that's
(01:55):
your springboard to UH. The winners get to go to
Earthday Birthday and Birthday Birthday is going to be on
March the twenty first, It's a Saturday, and all the
monsters will be there as well for the MWO Wrestling
Championship Tournament. Now it's time for the King of Denmark,
Ran Holmes to make his daily Proclamation.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And Boo boo get shown. Take it away boy.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This time brother Daily Proclamation Day Nation.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That's all we.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ca the coyote with his Doug Cody picking up my
brought you by that mortgage guy Don from that mortgage
guy done dot com moren him later.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Fun little weekend Ma.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's ten o'clock of all and anytime I have to
do multiple jobs. This day flies by. It's crazy. Uh,
there's all the buttons to hit and everything. I actually
like it a lot. As a man with ADHD, I
like you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like a bunch of stuff to do. It keeps me
on task.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I like the little AI songs you do. I know
we're supposed to say, hey, that's AI, you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, but you're guaranteed human.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But I think when they say that, they just mean, like, hey,
country station, stop making an AI song number one and
not telling people day.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I yeah, as long as we let.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know, hey, Ryan put this together with AI, then
we're cool.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I really enjoy the song that I made today
about Angel Uh computer screen there we go?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Uh yeah, can you never buck to by that? Boys?
Got done? Dot comore him later.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What a fun weekend, What a fun, fun little weekend.
Lot a lot going on wife's birthday. It was my
wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She's so sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I had a kettle corn. I had the Winter Park
Christmas Parade?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh how was that? Did you go to that?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah? Check it out. It's it's I like what the
city of Winter Park does. I think they do a
good job.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They send that parade down down park Ave and it's
a it's a lot of fun. Now parking is a nightmare,
but that's not anything the city can really control. Now
there's just not a ton of parking spots down there.
But here's what I here's what I don't like.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The last ten minutes of Old Yeller.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I feel like I fell a little jack because I.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I dressed up for the burlesh shop. The dressed out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, first of all, I went to go to this
barber shop where I go and nobody speaks English, and
I like that. Now they speak English, but when they're
talking to each other, it's generally in Spanish. And uh,
it's definitely English as a second language for these guys.
But they're they're fantastic, right right, they do a good haircut.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Let's sit down with a guy, this one.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
This guy speaks a little more English than I'm used
to because I just I don't have like a guy
go to I just go and pick one of the
four guys that works there, who open because I never
make appointments because I'm terrible at planning my life. This
guy stops and he's like, Hey, actually, can I can
I use you for my social media and I'm like, sure,
I don't know what that means. I figure he's just
(05:14):
gonna take it before and after photo.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What does that mean? Can I use you for my
social media?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So, like I said, I thought he was just doing
it before photo, after photo, regular haircut, let's go. And
then this time I also got my beard done as well.
Ever since that guy came in to do my beard,
I like it. I like it a lot. And he's like, well,
how do you want your beard done? I'm like, you
do it just the way you think it looks the best. Right,
So I'm doing the haircut. Haircuts going. Haircut's going fine, regular,
(05:41):
regular time. I'm like, okay, cool with the beard'll probably
take a little, you know, short amount of time. Maybe
let's let's call it five ten minutes and we're out
of here. The haircut took twenty minutes. The beard was
about forty.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Why what do you do one and what hair at
a time.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I was not prepared for what happened, So I guess
he really wanted to give this a good look. So,
I mean he did the thing where he steamed my face.
I sat there with a towel on my face the
whole time. He's got you got the buzzer, and then
he's got the straight razor as well, like one of
those legit straight razors.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Some kind of argument broke out while I'm getting shaved
between the barbers, really, and I don't know what it
was about. My Spanish is not good enough to pick
up what they're actually talking about, huh, But I can
tell it's a political argument, and it was something along
the lines. I think one the guy was cutting my
hair as a Cuban dude, and the other guy was
talking about Mexican people, and they were talking about who
(06:37):
I think my bad Spanish, but I gathered like who
has it easier was the crux of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Who has it easier.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
To come into the United States?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Mexicans or Cubans? Cubans?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And they went off. Now they are full on yelling
at each other at this point. But the problem is
the guy has the straight razor to my neck. They'll
know as it's going on, like he's like and when
he's like getting louder, the racer's going a little bit
tighter against my neck, and I just like, I've never
been in this situation, and I'm assuming they weren't like
(07:13):
mad yelling. They were just like loudly yelling, and it
was just like, okay, I'm I might die here. Well,
you know, look like a very passionate you know. It
was a passionate argument. They were definitely friends when it
was all over. But it was like when I got
metal to my neck, not the place I want to be.
(07:33):
But this guy did an amazing job. I'm a beard,
but I didn't realize all that he was doing so
for social media. He actually uh made my beard darker.
He like sprayed some kind of like spray in there.
I had just like super dark, very like aggressive lined beard,
and I liked it.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I thought you look pretty spiffy when I saw you
at the Stubbard Mule. I'm like, look right, it looks
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I and my wife dressed me, you know what I mean,
So like I was had my outfit picked out by
a by an artist. My beard was done by professionals,
hair done by professional and I'm walking around I feel
I'm like, Okay, I feel a little awkward because I
like to dress schlubby.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't like being dressed up. Why I don't know,
but I hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I hate it, but Angela, I don't like when this
happens to me. Angelique sees me and she's like, wow,
you like I can get really dressed up in nice
looking and I'm like, that feels offensive coming from you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I told Mary Alle the same thing. I said, he
cleans up pretty good, done, he looks good.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't, I don't. I don't know why I don't
like it. I should just take the compliment right. Amber
did the same thing to me, and I'm like, I
don't like this. I like, I feel like I like
Billie Eilish. Billy Eilish wears big clothes so people don't
look at her, and it was it's much better to
go low key for me. But luckily you didn't dress
up at all. Half of you was not dressed up,
(09:01):
even sort of.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I had the flame pants on and the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Shirt tank top was quite well.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The shirt had Santa Claus playing guitar on it, and
I thought, well, you know, it kind of fits with
the with the holidays, but it didn't match. It did
not match. It was it was not matching.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It was interesting, but I also I also start freaking
out too, because there's there's a couple of points where
I have to go backstage, like there's either something I
gotta grab or I got to go to.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
The bathroom for what for the for Less show?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And then but the ladies are back there, and I
guess they're just so used to being neked that they
don't really think much of it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, they were not.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, somebody called me backstage. I think it was a
lady James. And I go back there and one of
the girls has changed.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm like, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I like I I went.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Back there there, like somebody called me back there, and
I go like literally hands over my eyes, yeah, feeling
my way through.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
The wall, and I'm like, are we good?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is everybody good? And they're like what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm trying not to be creepy, and they're
like that makes it creepier.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I was supposed to be there.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I just didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't want a situation somebody talking about me later,
like you know how like Trump has that story about
him like you just burst into dressing rooms and then
like if people are changing, and he would just like
act like he's supposed to be there. I know it's
our show. I know I need to go backstage. I'm
not there to see anybody like that, and I want
to make that very clear by doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
The doing it, I guess.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You seem creepy.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It seems like it means something to you. I just
acted like I was supposed to be there and just
walked away.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
There's no there's no winning. I need. I need a
separate dressing room.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Next time we do this, I all stop. But I
don't want to be in with the ladies.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You ain't get no damn sucking.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I want a dressing room. I'm putting it in my wrider.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Is this uncomfortable, okay, because I'm not supposed to. I
feel like boobs out in the wild, always a bit weird.
And they weren't like naked naked. They had the tassels
and but but I can't but they're trying to have
a conversation with me.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Do you remember dream of little tassels came off?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I didn't see it, but I heard about it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did what she was saying. I met,
I remember that. Yeah, yeah. One of the girls, one
of the tassels came off.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I just like, I'll never get to the point like
I can have a conversation with you while you're having
tassels like and have like a regular conversation about like
what's like, let's so, here's the coordination for the show.
Blah blah, this's gonna happen at this and I'm just
like the whole time, I'm just gonna go, don't look
at the tsseles, don't look at the tests. Little look
at test, a little look at tassels.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't know, but what a fun time. Everybody did
an amazing job. Very surprised by Amber Nova.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
To be honest, we knew, we knew, you know, Amber
would do great.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I mean I mean, I mean, I mean we knew
Angeliq would do great. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I'll tell you what I like.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
My wife likes burlesh. Yeah, and when my wife watches burlash.
Let's just say the birthday weekend was a little bit
more extravagant.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Good time all around.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
All of a sudden, she's busting out like and there's
points that could have been playing.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
That bono bono and I'm like, I like this need
to take you to more. Berleski shows. So it's good.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I do uh, I do hope we do it again.
Not in the Christmas time though.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I just talked to Lady James about a little bit.
There were other other places we might want.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Nothing, he gets like, I like the venue we went to.
I like the abbey. It's just that people seem to
have a negative thing about going to downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And people are talking, They're like, I don't want to
go down there in the parking socks and remember.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Like like people aren't going, Oh, it's great to go
to downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Uh, they've successfully driven people away from wanting to go
down there.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But the staff was fantastic. Our town guy Chad was awesome.
My bartender off on the side, I think his name
was Kenny's a uh great bartender.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
The abbey. The abbey was great. It's not a knock
against the abbey. I just would like not do it again.
But who knows. I'm not in control of this thing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I just I'm just there to let the tastles wave
in the wind and see how they fly.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Let the tassels fly, Let them tasseles fly.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I'm gonna need some help here in a minute, I'll
tell you in a minute. No, I'm making plans for now,
you know. With obviously, now that is done, We've got
the Bike drive on Wednesday, and I've got trans Iberian
Orchestra on Saturday. And then our last thing we have
to worry about and do is the Monster Telethon. And
(13:28):
I'm trying to get together the acts that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
And I was just told to dream a little sings
and is a great singer. So she's gonna sing and
she's gonna perform. The Jazz Witnesses are going to perform,
and they're gonna do Christmas stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
The Jazz Witnesses.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's like a like a fourteen year old boy and
he's got like this. They have really great like jazz band.
So we got that stubborn cowgirl and Doug. I know
they are going to perform. Uh And I need to
know who else? Who else? Who else can we get
on the list to perform?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I know Fat Timmy's available.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh we got we got Fat Timmy.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I can get a hold of him.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, we gotta get that together.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But that's all for the nineteenth and then we're done
for the year.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
When does the ratings stop counting.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
On the nineteenth? That's why that's our last day. Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I thought they stopped like a week before. And there's
like a week that I always thought like it was
like it's a willing in the week.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
All right, we'll find out. But you want to.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Be Oh, he's twenty four, he's not fourteen. Okay, this
is a big difference.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
That is quite the difference.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, So it's a jazz band at he's twenty four.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
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Speaker 1 (15:07):
Headlines when we come back. Don't go anywhere you are
listening to the Monsters in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
At the tessels. It's a trap the tessels. You'll get
slapped if you're in addressing.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
This could be you very do close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh that will be a surprise.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Welcome out to the Monster's Morning's Ever Radio one oh
four point one rock Etzen live on iHeartRadio. Okay, I
just confirmed that. Uh we got uh dream a little.
We'll be on the Monster Televan show. We got the
Jazz Witnesses. That's a jazz band. They're gonna do Christmas song.
We got Doug with Doug in the Stubborn Cowgirls out
(16:20):
of Town.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So Doug's gonna perform it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Just just and we just get and Doug all right,
but he's like he's a gamer, he'll do anything. We
got And we got Monster music man Matt. He's gonna
write a special Christmas song for us, So we got him.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Who else do we need to lean on that.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Can performer for? Who's that lean on me?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm sure is it will come together like it always does.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
John, I need to call Jesse, Jesse the fiddle player.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Her.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Jesse and Joseph are always good to perform. M hm
uh if you got a band, uh soon. And we
wanted to keep it to Christmas stuff, stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That people know, fun happy.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
We had that one horrible situation that one year where
our buddy you have, Miguel Cologne, was trying to get
laid and he promises girl she could sing a song.
And she came in and sing the most depressing thing
we ever heard in our life. Boy, it brought down
the brought down the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, we should ask Jeff.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Howell speaking to bring down the mood. Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I didn't mean to do it that way. Let me call.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I'll have to call Jeff Howell. Man put Jeff Howell
with a question mark. Oh, he never does.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He won't do it.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
He won't another refree anymore either.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I wonder if he'll do a if I say,
can you do a fun Christmas song?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
No, I feel like he's phased out of that. He
doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
He doesn't want to do fun stuff anymore. It's only
gonna be jazz or some sortive vote. But he used
to do you know, it used to be he used
to do he used to do Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
But he did it like a led Zeppelin song, and
it was really cool. I wonder if if I request
that specifically.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, or if he'll make a sit through.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We got also a sad song the Monster Singer of
the Year too.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Uh Brianna, Yeah, okay, okay, little Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Monster Mad asked Brianna. I think I have her numbers still. Yeah, yeah,
Well we gotta ask uh Savannah.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Savino and she's old news, like we're not having BB
Caliber and Savannah Savino in here. Yes, you can old new,
all new and good. That's how I look at.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It, Savannah Savino hold on.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And we can still ask bbe Caliber because oh what
old she's Hey, she's still part of you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
There's no reason to get rid of her. She's wonderful. Sorry,
I'll ask bb hold on because she can sing.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
She can't sing her ass off. Oh and then it
sounds like a CD.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Okay, I keep I keep pushing this, right, I keep
pushing this thing with having This is just some little
thing that thought having Amber and Angelique do that sister song, sister.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's just for you in your own head.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
It just makes me laugh because it's from a Christmas thing.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now here's the thing. If they were smart.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
And I keep asking Angelique if she's seen the movie,
and she s'aid, yeah, I've seen the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I said, Okay, what's the second part of the movie.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Like the part of the movie is is that they
come out and they do that sister song, and then
in order for the sisters to get away because they
owe money or something, bing Crosby and Andy whatever the
hell's name is, Andy whatever, they dress up like women
and they.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do the song. Right, So I thought it'd be funny
if she made you and I do it together and do.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The sister song, that'd be a funny bit, right, But
they no one's brought it up.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
So I'm like, you know, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well, you got a boa on right now. So that's
all that's.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Because the YouTube people that you can follow us on
YouTube every day, make sure you like and subscribe. They
do this thing where they focus on the video and
they're like there's a face in the background round what
is that face?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
What is the face? All morning long? What is the face?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
This boa, the way it was sitting just kind of
looked like a face, all the compression and everything.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
So they were all freaked out about what that was.
I just showed him it was a boa.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Uh, that was that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The queen?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What was the thing you're gonna tease me about? You
said you said you had to sing? H you said
earlier you had a sing. You gotta tell me and
like then you went to boh.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
That was the thing about about me?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
The real the reality of those wrestlers being like, hey, man,
don't don't include demos.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
He's stiff and.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
He's gonna beat us all up and all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Till Piper could sing too. But she doesn't want to
sing anymore that I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
You know what I tried.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I threw it out there to ask tal if she
wanted to uh to sing, and it doesn't seem like
she really wants to, Okay, I mean, all I can
do is offer now she's gonna be in tomorrow and
we can press her on it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh pressure, you know, But.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
She's because she she believes that her voice isn't like
it used to be. She damaged her voice and she
and embarrasses her.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I guess because she used to be able to sing
great and now she doesn't think she sings well you know.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
I mean that that could be a thing.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Did I don't know how her voice got damaged, but yeah,
if it's like that, I wonder if she missed I
bet she misses it.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Though I would think singers love to sing. They can't
help themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So uh and it seems like
she's got a great voice. You know, I was surprised
she got a great voices Ameronova. Like when she was
singing the other day, she sounded pretty good.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
No, that's how she's sisters thing.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, that's what I got on that thing. Yeah, but
she's nervous about doing it now.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
She was nervous Abyu the Burless showed that I'd had
to talk.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Her into so much stuff, and everything I talked her
into ends up being great, but she.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
She didn't want to wrestle the HollyHood halely Jay, remember that, Like,
I had to talk her into it.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Uh, A lot of stuff she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Want to do, and we talk her into it and
she she killed it with the burlesque.
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Speaker 3 (22:13):
People say you should get the mount door of bagpipers
for they don't do Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Christmas and bagpipers don't go together, doay?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Okay, I want to talk about bagpipe for a second.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yea, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
So it's Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We had a very fun Friday, very fun, very fun Friday.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I had a hangover just so you know.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Oh buddy, me too.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, and I still had to get up and do
kettle corn on Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Now, I have my.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Nephews that like work for me and whatnot. They actually
do a lot of the heavy lifting. But because the
Winter Park Parade was the same day, the bagpipers were
practicing right next to the kettle corn stand. Okay, and
one thing you don't want at six thirty seven o'clock
in the morning while you're hungover. Is bagpipes just droning
(22:57):
practicing for an hour?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I was going to lose my mind.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, bagpipe practice. Bagpipe practice doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
A lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I don't know what they were doing. They weren't even
playing a song. They were just droning.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Look, I'm sure bagpipes if you're from Scotland, I'm not
here to offend you. I'm sure it's a beautiful instrument
for you in your ears. But for me, my god,
is it an annoying instrument? I can't stand it. And
I know old Rowdy Roddy Piper here is a big
part of her life.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
It is her dad. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I just learned because I put this little clip up
of Teal Piper from when Nick Foley came to her
and asked for some stuff from her dad to put
in the WWE Hall of Fame, and she let them borrow.
She didn't give it to him, borrow his first bagpipes
(23:50):
that he had, Like, he actually played bagpipes when he
started wrestling. That was his gimmick because he would go
in there playing bagpipes and that's when they started calling
the you know the last name piper.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I mean, but like just be real, do you like them?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I kind of do. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I thought it was really cool when she when she
came in with those bagpipers behind her.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I think, I think it's yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fun like for like two minutes, like or like a
funeral because it's a very sad sounding instrument.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
But like like if twenty minutes of piping, that's too
much piping.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't think the piping works for Christmas. But if
somebody says, hey, listen, I played bagpipes and I do
a Christmas song, you know, we'll take it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Look whatever. In order to get as much attention as possible.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
On the on the December of the nineteenth, that's our
last show of the year, we raise money for the
Coalish for the homeless. That's the next thing I need
to plan because I like, I don't have to play
anything else, Like we just have to get people to
bring bikes on Wednesday, transit beer in orchestra. I just
show up and walk up on stage and take a check.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's easy.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And then we're at the Cure Bawl.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's just go to a you know, go to go
to the party and uh and drink beer and eat bar.
You don't got to do anything for that. So the
last thing I got to plan for is basically the
last show of the year. So I just need we
need entertainment for that show. And it's free and easy.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Man, I know we got nine shows left.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, so you know we're phoning it in right now.
Don't even show up today, that's how hard we're phoning
it in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah. News from the headlines, So this is in the headlines.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Uh, Okay, who do you think is more likely to
steal from the self checkout?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
From self checkout?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What do you mean? Like?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Like what?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Because I mean what kind of folks?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, folks?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Do you think it says? You know what?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's wealthy white people are more are more likely to
steal when it comes to the self checkout, which is terrible.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, I'm gonna assume which you're a nerd and you
don't you've never stolen anything in.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Your life, right me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You've never stolen anything.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Hold on, let me think when I was a kid, now, nerd?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, first of all, then you don't know what it's
like to just like do it like I did.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I did it as a kid, just to just to
feel alive.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And it's it's it's crazy and nothing bad happened and
it was very small.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
But I agree with this because my mom does this
where she steals something, just steal stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's like there's a version that's like it's it's a
gray area, like you know how like if they have
like the nuts like in like a thing like like
Whole Foods where they have like fancy nuts, you lift
up the thing, you put it in the bang.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
She'll go in there and take some nuts. Really like,
you know. I've seen her do it when I was
a younger kid. I hope she grow out of it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I don't know if she still does it, but I
see people do it all the time, especially it like
sprouts and Whole food.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Who do you think steals more men or women?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
In the self checkout women, it is thirty eight percent men,
sixteen percent women.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Some men steal more, Really men steal more?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Between millennials, gen zers and gen xers and boomers, who
steals the most Boomers millennials forty one percent.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Millennials can't afford anything.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Guess who's guess who steals the least amount? Uh? Gen
X boomers only two percent of.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
The everything they don't need it.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, I guess so, Uh Millennials forty one percent steal.
Then he goes gen Z thirty seven percent of those steal.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah that makes sense. They look like a bunch of
sticky hand little bastards. Yeahing six seven to distract.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You, Yeah, okay, who steals more?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Parents with children at home or adults without children?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh hmmm, My logic would tell me it's parents with
children at home because they have less money it is.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's all. I'm trust parents.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I mean, I've never even thought about, Like a matter
of fact, I make sure as i'm scanning it to
let everyone know I'm scanning, I'm scanning everything.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I'm not gonna miss anything.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, I would not even think about stealing because I'm
afraid I'm afraid to get in trouble in some of
the news, rush rollins at the local you know, home depot,
stole a you know a knife.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
That's my honest fear about going to like Sam's.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I don't know if you've been to a Sam's club,
but the one in a papka has a so like,
if you go to Costco, there's somebody who checks your
receipts and like checks soft and like make sure you
have everything.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
You're not taking anything.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But the Sam's in a papka has an electronic some
kind of electronic AI based exit system, so.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like I don't know how it does it.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You go through, it scans your cart and like and
it's like, okay, you're not stealing anything.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I am.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Every time I go to Sam's, I'm like, please don't
go off, Please don't go off. And it's local celebrity
Ryan Holmes because I forgot to scan something correctly. It's
has tried to steal sugar for his kettle corn thing
because times are tough, and it's it's like nerve wracking
every time I go through there. Yeah, because I don't
steal anymore. I did it as a kid to feel
live once.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's a bad practice. Anything good really not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It was a it was a it was a phone,
it was a it was a hand piece for a phone,
and I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I was just like I'm going to take this. So
that brought it back.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Someone just texted me I want to know when can
they buy tickets to go on the Ryan Holmes Monster
Party bus to winter Haven. I don't know when those
tickets are available, and sometime this week you'll be able
to grab those. And when you get those tickets, you
also get a free ticket to go on a pontoon
ride when you get there, because it's right.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
On the lake.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
It's right on the lakes and the chain of lakes
that I live on, So if you want to take
a pontoon ride, you can. Angel will be your DJ
getting the party going early. Wrestling starts at eight and
it's the MWO Men's Tournament, the beginning of the tournament,
and it's in winter Haven at Old Man Franks and Tanners,
and tickets are available right now. If you go to
(29:56):
real Radiomonsters dot com, that's Real Radio Monsters dot you
can get your tickets for the event. They're not that
expensive and it will be a great time in winter
Haven with all the monsters. Daisy's coming out, of course,
Amber is wrestling, Angelique's coming out with us.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yes, all right, Somebody's Deputy Scott Our YouTube channel says
can Rusco over the table situation at the wrestling event.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
You can get a table there, and when you get
a table, they're gonna give you either a bottle of
tequila or a bottle of Triple R blended whiskey to
go along with it. It's a table for four, so
you can sit at a table, or you can get
ringside if you want, or you can get general admission.
There's you know, whichever you want. It's it's a really
cool venue.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It's part of the one of the places I go
to all the time in the Barmuda Triangle, and the
food there is great.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
This outdoor venue is awesome. And uh and uh, this
is going to be a really big event for the
city of winter Haven because I've already talked to officials
and they're like, oh my god, the monsters are coming
to winter Heaven, like they're so thrilled, which is a
super cool. Big shout out to Patrick who's making this happen,
and also Hillman Motors where I bought my boat. There
are sponsors of this event, and I think we have
(31:06):
some other sponsors as well, so it's gonna be a
big time. That's in January. That's you know, next year,
but that's only a that's only like a month away. Yeah,
isn't it crazy? Less a by the way, So yeah,
So it's a big event in winter Haven and it's
a Teal Piper. We'll be defending her title for the
first time against a really big superstar, Island girl Tracy Taylor.
(31:28):
So will she still be the champion when it comes
time for birthday?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Birthday? We don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh we come back. We'll play your hot takes in
your messages when we return. You're listening to the March
of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Hey, looking ahead on Real Radio today on the Jim
Colbert Show. From the Right Strindly from TK low is
gonna be on there hanging tell him high and look
ahead to your family's future. Visit one Firm for life
dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Welcome back to the Monsters in the Morning on Robdio
one oh four point one, broadcast live on iHeartRadio. And
remember Wednesday, we are going to be live out at
Orlando Harley Davidson. If you can grab some bikes and
bring them on out. Try to help kids for Christmas.
And it's not just us man, the news junkie is
going to be out there and the Jim Colvert Show.
(32:44):
We're there from six to eleven. Come by and watch
us do the show live. Then you could stick around
and watch the news Junkie and Jim Colbert Show will
be from three to seven. As many bikes as we
can get, that would be awesome. Brought to you by
Just Call Mo and Orlando Harley Davidson.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Welcome back. I'm Russ with Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Hopefully Angel will feel better tomorrow and be back with
us a tso is this coming Saturday night too? And
if you want to have a great time to kick
off your you know, your holiday season.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
It is a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
And remember a portion of the proceeds go to help
local charities. And this year they picked the Carly K
Cancer Screening Fund, which is the charity I started this year,
and it helps people get cancer screening who can't afford
it and hopefully catch cancer early and save some lives.
So I'll be there Saturday night. If you see me there,
please say hello. And I get to go on stage
and get a big check. And I'm taking my brother
(33:35):
in law up there with me, and I think my
mom is gonna come up with me because it's kind
of a cool thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
They put my sister's name on.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
The check and give it to us on stage and everything,
so it'll be a really cool thing.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
For our family.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So yeah, join us on Saturday night if you can. Ryan,
Do we have any hot takes or messages we do?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app set. Us is the number
one pre sad and you hear yourself on the Monsters
after this little sound.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Oh yeah, lots of hot taches coming in today. Let's
see what they're talking about. Uh, hot take?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Hey, Russ. You ever notice howing Ryan Holmes says the
word no. It's very angrily and aggressively. If he asks
Ryan something, he goes in, he goes hey Ryan with him.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Guess He's like, No, I've.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Never heard anybody say no more aggressively than Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Learn a lot about myself when I did this show.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't do you say no aggressively?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Okay, hot dad, Ryan, this is eve lie man.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
You would have never survived any miss monster. You'd have
to cover your eyes for the whole goddamn day. There
were nothing but boobs flopping all over the place and
sometime and no panties too. Man, you really never went
to a miss Monster, did you?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Balls deep. Yeah, he makes a very good point. You
never would have made it. It would have been done
by the way Jake Bradshaw says.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
A courage listeners to bring a chair for those to
say if they want to hang and watch us for
the Bike Drive broadcast. There's no scene out there, so
you want to bring a chair. Okay, you can't bring
your own chair. I wanna have to drinks out there.
We have a little drinking.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Poo until they were last time, right, I don't know
there had like a beer truck.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay last time. That sounds like a good addition like that.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
A month or have Monday. Thank god you turn back
on the air. Insomnia suck number one cause by E
can't call it out by name, but the nine time
medicine really knocks out. But the take died first and
that was hours ago. Man, you guys are great. Was
(35:51):
a blessed day and enjoy the rest of New year. Man,
take care.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I believe he is insomnia.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
He tried to take some kind of nighttime medicine to
knog him out, and uh, he might still be a
little bit loopy from it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I couldn't understand what you were saying.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Uh, hot Take, Good morning guys. You two Ryan home
on the r h K c L the Ryan Holmes
Kettle Corn League.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Everybody will understand it now it's a gay sport.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Damn all right, thanks sir, hot Take, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
It's Doug.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
I just want to say you guys had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Let's think the for the Less.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Show with amazing Sorry I couldn't make it out I
was booked. But on the topic of Gene Simmons, doucheery
or not, definitely a douche.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, definitely a douche And I like.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
Kiss bro I love playing kiss songs on guitars sometimes
once in a while maybe, But he's gonna fall and
then he's gonna be the next one to go from
kiss you watch old man Jean, You're out love you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Than he does a lot of douche things. I do not.
I do not deny that.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Heart hard when your hero is a douche.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I was always a Paul Stanley guy.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Let's see hotch.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Hey, Russ, this is Sam from Lakeland. Yeah, monsters, in
the morning. Number one, it's good that you let your
dogs out in the backyard and run.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Number two, you need to walk your dogs and train
them how to act on a leash. Why you guys
have a great day, love listening every day.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
If I never put them on a leash, I don't
have to train them to be on a leish.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean, I guess that's that's insane to me.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
But those russ are the hot takes.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Very nice.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Remember Wednesday, we're gonna be at the Orlando Harley Davidson
rang a bike.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Come on out if you want to watch us, bring
a chair.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
If you want to get Monster merchandise, it's available at
real radiomasters dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So that's a great gift for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
If you want to get Daisy del Toro zequila or
Whiskey Triple R Blended whiskey, that's at real radiomasters dot com.
Tickets to get for TSO Trans Liburian Orchestra, you can
click through there and get those through real radiomasters dot com.
Tickets for the Cure Bowl. We're gonna be at the
Cure Bowl next week. You can get those by going
to real radiomasters dot com. You see a pattern here,
(38:31):
and then if you want to get tickets for the
wrestling out in winter Haven at Tanners, that Men's MWO
Championship Tournament, those tickets are available at real radiomasters dot com.
I will be on the four oh seven today on
Fox thirty five.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
If you want to watch that Ryan what you.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Got, Hey, you can follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy
on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after the Monsters.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We're back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our
thing from.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Ryan and the leader of this messlmry men rush a
whole lot of pink to rock rollin.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
We gotta get the hell up out of here.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
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