October 13, 2025 • 36 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness is putting up the "good fight" against getting older. Ordering food in low light, not withstanding. Grilling your food. Good mirnandes. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I ain't knowing. I was just informed that there are
no uh, I'm not gonna be on the four oh
seven day. They've got sports on TV on Fox. Which
sports would be at four o'clock on Fox on baseball
baseball right on Monday on Columbus Day. I don't know.
(00:31):
Is this a government holiday? Still, yes, it's a fatterday
and I think there's some sports things going on. So anyway,
so I will not be on four today. It'll be
on Thursday. So just so you know, welcome back. I'm
res rollands along with Angel Rivera. And now it's time
for the King of Denmark Ran Holmes to make his
daily proclamation. It's time for the telephone. The King show less.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Always bedad.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Them brought to you by that mortgage guy don from
that mortgage guy done dot.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Come Come more on that later. Angel. I've learned something
about our.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Dear leader here, and I think I need to find
I think I'm gonna use it to my advantage from
here on now.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So last week we.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Had a discussion about Russ and how he doesn't have
OCD and according to him, even though we did a
poll and our YouTube chat and the poll was ninety
five percent of people agreed that he does. His best
friend agree, his wife agrees, but Russ was fighting us
on it right. So over the weekend, I'm just scrolling
(02:07):
through Facebook. By the way, they've made Facebook f and
useless to me. It's now all accounts I don't follow,
and ads, and then like preppered in with one to
two people that I know. It's very annoying. I don't
use Facebook anymore. It's now I think I'm just thinking
about deleting the whole thing. That's besides the point. I
come across posts and it was about somebody who had OCD,
(02:27):
and it was like it was like, oh, I'm happy
National OCD Awareness Day or whatever, and they were talking
about their struggles and it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Was it was bb Caliber.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Actually I didn't realize it was bb Caliber first because
she posted a picture of her from like I think
it was like a high school a yearbook photo looked
very different.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And she's talking about all this stuff with OCD.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And then I'm I'm just looking and and I'm checking
the comments, and then there's one rush Rollins in the comments,
going I have OCD.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I just I want to say, I said me too. Yeah,
And the reason I said me to and she says
she likes to clean a lot, and that's all I read.
I didn't read the whole thing, and I'm like, I
just read I like to clean a lot. I'm like me, yeah,
I don't read long that I believe. Okay, that makes
more sense because I was like.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was like, so is that what it takes for
us to admit? Because it worked with the beard.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You just have to have a beautiful woman say that
that say something to us or something near.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
He's not like, for example, I know he's never gonna
shave again because the girls have Fox. We're all talking
about his beard, so he'll he will never ever ever
shave again. That's that's solidified it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, So I think I'm just gonna hire like like
I don't know, is it like a I don't want
to say hire a woman, but like just like, have
have some ready to go in the back pocket. If
I need something to convince Russ is something, I'll be like, okay,
I'll just get I'll just get a hot laded say
and it won't work. I thought about it real quick.
It would it work if I got Amber or Angelique
or because he knows them. I have to find like
(03:59):
random people to do work.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Though in the past not on purpose, like that wasn't
the intent. But it's happened where you and I are
on the wrong side of an issue, he's dead set
against it, and then one of the ladies will bring
it in a different perspective, and all of a sudden
they'll get all the credit for doing that. That scenario
has happened a million times.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That don't thing that has ever happened for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You don't have to believe it, buddy, It's a fact.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're telling me that you guys will say something that
if Savannah says it, I'll go with what Savannah said.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, that's It's happened with each
one of them and at different stages or different topics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, it's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I mean, like I feel like we can manipulate you
now knowing this as a superpower.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
One thing you do Russ that I now understand why
you do it is you're a man who wears hearing aids,
but you don't like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
To wear them.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't wear them, man, Yeah, you don't like to
wear them, even though they would one hundred would help you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Maybe yeah, would I wear a hats a scrape? You
hear that sound like I don't want I could have.
I didn't wear a hat. Today's where I could have.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But yeah, you don't wear them, but you need them.
It would help your overall life. I'm currently having this
same struggle. And my wife we were at dinner and
she got mad at me because the thing. We went
to Voodoo Voodoo by you, right, which is a great restaurant,
highly recommend it, very good. I'm glad I got a
Tibby's right by me. But if you're out there in
(05:25):
that area, it's pretty good. The problem is that place,
though it's dark in there. I don't like a dark restaurant.
I already don't like a dark restaurant, but that's that's
neither here nor there.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I but not for ambiance, like it's romantic dark.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I don't I want it. I like to eat in
bright places. That's just me though. But it was so
dark that, like for the first time in my life,
I couldn't read the menu.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I can't see what anything on this menu is.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Now my eyes have been shifting a little bit, and
I got the lasik from the Philotesqua aantitute. But that's
to help with my far away vision. They told me
that my close up vision just because age would.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Start to go, it's gone. If you can't read the menu.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is going.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It happened to me the first time was a few
weeks ago, when I was trying to read a pill
bottle and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's annoying. But I'm but here's where I'm doubling down.
I'm not getting glasses. I'm not gonna do it. I'm
just gonna hold things far away. I'm gonna do I'm
gonna be that guy I don't care. I will fight
this tooth and nail. But my wife's sitting there, she's
very logical and she's lovely, and she's like, why don't
you just turn on your phone flashlight and read the menu?
And I'm like, no, that is accepting defeat. That is
(06:37):
accepting that I'm aging. I'm not doing that because that
is what my grandma would do. She had a magnifying
glass with a with a light on it back in
the day, but this is before flashlights are on cell
phones and would sit there and read the menu. And
I'm like, oh, God, that's close to death if you
got that. And that's where I feel like I'm at.
So I ordered food but had no idea what I
(06:58):
was ordering. Well, I literally just well because the words
are also very small and it's too dark for me
to see. I don't want to I don't want admit
defeat to my wife. I don't want the and I
know this is just me thinking I don't want the
bartender thing, and I'm old. I got to pull out
the phone. So I just point like they're like, what
(07:18):
do you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Want to drink? And they had the drink menu, no
idea what was on it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I just like, I want that one. And then he
said it and I was like, yeah, that that. And
so I was getting drinks. I didn't know what they were.
I was getting food.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I ordered food. I just pointed to the one that looked.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Like it's not it's the real answer to it all
it takes, dude, you just get some readers at no.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
First of all, I got the lasick.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I told myself I got the lazy I'm good.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Why is it is it? Is it vanity? Is it
like I'm gonna look over.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's admitting I'm close to death.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The thing right, I don't want to, I know, like
get it. It took me a while, is it? Now?
I work glasses every day, but I mean I like
I have to, like like I can't anything, so I'm like,
screw it, I have to. But now that I've just accepted,
hey Russ, you're sixty whatever. If you got gray in
your beard, who cares? And who cares? Nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, it's it's fine. Like I didn't realize how much
red was in your beard. You do kind of look
like your Ed Shearing from the future.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I know, and it is when we're red. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But the thing is like I got the lasick from
the PILATOWSKII Institute and I liked it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It does a great job.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And I walked out of that place going I'm never
wearing glasses or contact lenses ever again, even though they
told me I would eventually need readers just from aging,
and I was like, no, well, because that's just how
I've lived my life this whole time. It's frustrating, like
the things that like don't just go back, Like if
I hurt myself, if I get a crick in my
neck or something, and I'm like, it's always just been like,
(08:47):
that'll just go back to normal. I just got to
wait a couple of days, and now it doesn't. And
these are the things I coming to terms with.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And I don't like it. I think I'm just it's life, man,
I don't like life.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I think I'm not going to be good at being
an old person.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm already very much a hypochondriac and am thinking I'm
going to die on a regular level.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You add in the fact that I'm going to age
and really could be dying at any moment, It's gonna
be the worst. It's gonna be the worst. I can
you get frozen while you're still alive?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Can you get frozen? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like, can I as a health Is there a company
out there that, like, as a healthy person that zolds.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Me in good health? Can I just go be like
guys just freeze me for one hundred years?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah? Yeah, cryogenics. I used to want to when I
was younger. I was like, I want to be frozen
so that they can fix me later. Yeah. For some reason,
I wanted to live forever.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know why, cause I see all these studies like, well,
they've cured dementia and mice or like, they've cured cancer,
and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And they could cure you later. I've got a book
on it. My dad gave me one book. My dad
gave me was, Hey, I found a book on crimeogenics.
You know, I know you're interested in it. That he
was serious. Yeah, but I've got the book. God, I
think I still have it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But I mean I found a company because I was
googling over the way I found it. You have to
be dead like the typically that's the deal. I don't
want to have to be dead like Caryo. Companies need
to figure this out because it's uh, it was. It
was sad and then I don't know. I like, I
watched the John Candy documentary.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Over the weekend. I was it so good?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Should Oh yeah, it's so good. Everybody loved John Candy.
You forget how big of a star he was. But
it starts with his death and they work backwards, so
they like, it starts with with his funeral, and it's uh,
wasn't he he was very young, like thirty eight or something. Yeah,
and his dad died of a heart attack when he
was five, and he had a kid and then he died.
(10:38):
It's crazy, this man lived in an amazing life. But
Dan Aykroyd gives this speech about him at the beginning
and all that he lived through and like what a
cool guy was. But then he's just like you're just like, oh,
he's dead the whole time, and then now I'm going
to die soon too, and I don't like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Going through Yeah, but like you're like, you know, they
could happen even tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Hey, hey, yeah, how about a monocle?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Michael could be kind of I was texted in Josh
thinks you're ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Why it's not ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
They does everybody not just go through life being like, uh,
not worried about.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Observation that you'd rather look like you have dementia than
than rather wear glasses.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, yes, I do. I agree with Michael.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Look I see the older I get, the more I
understand old men and their willingness to not change and
to say that like there's nothing wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But it makes you more ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I don't care. It makes me feel better. It makes
me feel like I can control the world.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But once you get to the point where you like,
don't care, it feels it does feel better.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, yeah, you're saying you don't care, but you do care.
Russ is where you want to get to.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He's accepting everything. He does need to learn anything else.
I only learn nothing else exactly. I got a pontoon boat.
There's for old people whatever. I'm an old guy who
cares well.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Hey, Jay wants to let you know that you're not
good at being mid age ken. The driver says that
you want to be an iguana.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And IGUANAA what's up with the iguana?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Look the this?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, that's mean. Look I want to get a good
rate on my next mortgage.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And that's what that mortgage guy down from that mortgage
guy down dot com. That his website easy to read,
big font You.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Go that mortgage guy down dot com where you're looking
at to get traditional mortgages refus He locks small business loans.
The man does it all. My mom just got a
he lock uh with like with an amazing amount of each.
You're super happy about it. Called me up, very excited.
Tell me about working with that mortgage guy down.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So check him out.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Check out a show on Saturdays from nine to ten
thirty here on Real Radio. And so it shall be
all right.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I remember, if you want to leave us a message
or a hot take, you can do it right now.
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, click on the
microphone and leave us a message and we'll play those
coming up here in the next couple of segments. You're
listening to the Matters the Morning Out, Hey Soul. A
(13:15):
lot of people get paid on the fifteenth. Just so
you know, if you get paid on the fifteenth, there's
still about twelve or fifteen I forget exactly what Jack said,
twelve fifteen seats available on there are two buses for
the Monster Brewbus. There's only about fifteen seats left. So
on payday and get over to Real Radio, Dot Fm,
(13:38):
Slash Brew and grab those last remaining tickets. It's a
it's gonna be a blast. Not this Saturday. Next Saturday,
we're going on the Monster Brewbus. We're going to Leesburg, Tavari's, Meldora,
four different places. Every place you go, there's gonna be
like an incredible array of you, a flight of beers
to check out. You get to hang out with everybody.
(13:59):
It's a blast. When we go to Puddle Jumpers, one
of our sponsors, that's Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug we'll be
performing there. You get the Wolf Branch Brewing. Savannah Savino's
performing there. We're going to Chicago Fire Brewing and Leesburg.
We're going to Eden Abbey Brewing, which is in Mount Dora.
It's gonna be a great time and you can dress up.
(14:19):
There's gonna be prizes for you know, people who who
participate and dress up and get in costume and it's
sort of a Halloween brew bus. It's gonna be great.
Am I forgetting anything? Angel? Other than the sponsors sponsor
m n C Fence, Thank you guys, Really nice guys.
I got to meet them and talk to them the
other day. Super great guys. They're sponsoring the the bus.
(14:41):
If the bus is brought to you by m c
A Transportation Jersey Mike's just call Mo and puddle Jumpers
and uh yeah, tickets, I mean, if you want to
grab the tickets now and you don't want to wait
till you get you know, till heyday, you can. Uh,
but there there are a handful left, so grab them
if you can. Hey, so, h Angel, I knew one
of your sponsors, well an ur sponsor for this show,
(15:01):
but you do. The live reads is for the Big
Green Egg, and I love my Big Green egg. And
I've heard this for a long time, is that when
you cook meat on a grill at high temperatures, that
there's carcinogens and there's chances of cancer. Right, there's a
new study that says that they have solved that problem.
(15:23):
That you can lower the risk of cancer by ninety
percent if you do this when you cook meat on
the grill. What do you think it is you cook
and meat on a grill to drop to lower the
risk by ninety percent? What do you think it is?
Indirect heat? Indirect heat not a bad guess, it's not
(15:44):
indirect heat. And it's got that plate where you can
do that. But no, and a lot of times I'll
do it like that. I like the indirect heat. But well,
you don't burn it. But Ryan, what do you think
is this new study found that if you do this
you'll lower the risk of cancer by.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Cooking it well done.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Cooking it well done is no, it's the worst thing
to do. That is not it? No, It says here
if you marinate your meat, marinating meat tastes better, it says,
and it also can help save your life. It says
here that they have found that if you marinate your
meat first, it neutralizes the compounds and lowers your risk
(16:24):
by ninety of getting cancer. And I always marinate it.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I was gonna say, yeah, I marinate everything.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
There's not a whole lot of I was trying to
run through a quick runout of the times that I've
got grilled. Yeah, whether it's steaks, porktops, chicken out, yeah,
everything gets a marinade.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Now, do you have a favorite merit? Do you make
your own marinate or do you buy it from the
from the store.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I have my own kind of favorite marinade that I
do for my steaks, and then with the other fish, chicken,
and poultry, I use a variation of a like a
mohou marinade.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, you know it says for uh for lowering the
risk of cancer. If you marinade with vinegar, with wine
or lime juice, all of those things help lower it.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Lime juice on everything.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. And when I go to the store and I
find a marinade, like you know, usually I'll go to
the where the barbecue place and there's some you know,
some dude, just go that's my marinade. And I'm like, well,
that looks good.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
That's a really popular one, like a Goyo one or
something like that that I use a lot that It's
like a garlic a doble kind of marinade.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, you know, I for whatever reason, I don't know why,
I was on a I do this all the time,
Like I get on a run of something and I
get all excited about it, and then I stopped. I
have not cooked on the big Green egg in a while.
And Mariellen brought it up, yestereacture, how come you ever
cooked on the grill in a while, Like, I don't know.
Other things. I don't know. I just haven't have you
got all set up and everything. It's all set up.
(17:56):
All I gotta do is go you just started. I
just haven't thought about it. I forget about things and
and do other things. And but I think this week
I'm gonna get some I'm gonna get some good steaks
and cook them on the grill. You've never been into that,
have you? Ryan Like cooking on the grill is not
your thing.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I like cooking in general.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You know this is not fun for me. I don't
I get no enjoyment out of it. It's the it's messy.
And I don't like touching raw meat. It's just a
tactile thing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But you don't have to touch the raw meat. Yeah
you do, you can you use I always use, you know,
a fork or something like that. I don't. I don't
mess with the meat. I touch it, and I'll wear
and i'll wear gloves too sometimes if.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm not wearing no, that's I'm not wearing my cooking gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, no, I've got I got like your plastic gloves.
And if I want to rub it into the meat, yeah,
you know, I'll get in there with it, get get
all up in the meat.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Man, like my wife, she knows it's about me. It's
just fine.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
But she just sit there with raw chicken and like,
just touch it and handle it. And then I'm like, hey,
for the rest of the day, don't touch me because
I don't. I just don't like it, knowing that the chicken,
the thought of raw meat kind of freaks me out.
It's fine, I'm a weirdo, but who is You know
you can wash your hands, you can, but it never
really all comes off. You just to hands a little
greasey afterwards. Even if you use the you gotta use
(19:09):
the dawn and really get in there good soap. But
who's out there raw dogg and not marinate in their meat.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's Oh a lot of people don't marinate their meat.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
They just putting meat on.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
They'll probably just do like salt and pepper. Yeah, saltan pepper.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
This guy's here is like grilling. Grilling is the almost
unhealthy way of cooking it. That's why I just read
this story. He's like, he's like, oh, it's got the carcinogens.
That's why I read this story that it lowers it
by ninety percent if you marinate your your meat.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I'm jealous of people who can grill really well. I
could grill pretty well with your gloves and everything.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I do with the gloves, you know what I do.
And then then I'll use that sovie is that one's
called sovie, the suvie thing to make sure that the
internal temperature is perfect. And then you, oh, yeah, that's
a That's what I'm really trying to impress, folks. Yeah,
my brother in law can grill with the best of them.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
The guy's a really good cook and I just sit
there and I watch and I'm like, this, what a
great skill and talent to have.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Uh, because I do it. I've done it at a
party and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
But I'm one hundred pretending like I know what I'm
doing right, And then that people always want to come
over and start giving advice, and that makes me more
angry because like, don't tell me how to do it,
You're gonna eat this bad.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
So if you have steak, you only have it out
at a restaurant. You don't cook it at your house.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I have only cooked steak in my house one time.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Wow, So if you have a steak, he's only out
in a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I've cooked it in a pan before. M m like,
which I kind of prefer over a grill most of
the time. M like.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I still think caud of Baba's they do an open
grilled steak.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Because pan.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Do you use a cast iron pan or are you
using a steel?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Are using a cast iron pan?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I don't understand you people with your cast iron your
dirty pans that you keep around that you're never supposed
to clean.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yes, who are supposed to clean?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, but you got to leave some oil in.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
My grandma had a heavy ass pan that she never
clean and you would touch this thing and it was
it was gross, and she would just cook dinner in
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Grandma, I didn't know any about it.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Now, over time we've there's been the upgrades and breakthroughs
through cast iron and breakthrough through taking care.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Of I remember trying to wash a cast iron pan
as a child, like I was doing I was doing dishes.
Beat I thought, yeah, I thought they were playing a
prank on me, and they probably were a little bit.
I sat there trying to wash that damn pan for
over an hour.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I hurt me. I'm in the case where like, if
I'm going to have a steak, I'll just have it
at the house. I don't order steak out anymore. And
I went out the other day and and when I
did have like I was going to have a steak, like, oh,
you know, I never have been taken a while. But
they had pork chop and I had a pork chop out.
Oh man, if you do pork chop, right, you do right?
Those are really good. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(21:47):
I had a pork chop.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I didn't I forget that there's a wind Dixie close
to us. Split it on the other day, two for
ones on the steaks there was it was really great
deals over there.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The beef people. Yeah, hey go there, there's no guns.
Ten years ago today. How many of these things do
you guys remember ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Every one of them?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Run. Well, sometimes I'll read these things and I'm like,
I don't remember that these I think, I think I
remember all of these. Number One, Playboy announced ten years ago. Today,
play Mooy announced there'll be no more nudity. Do you
remember that when they were they were gonna go PG
thirteen and no more nudity because people were all they
are all up in arms about nudity. And they did
(22:31):
that until twenty seventeen and and then're like, yeah, this
is not working. This was a dumb idea. The only reason.
But they were gonna go more serious journalism.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
You know what they were trying to do. They were
trying to play off. They thought they were because they
were losing ground still at that time, like the Maxims
and FHMs and all that stuff were still popular and
doing hot and they were doing and so what they
were doing in those magazines was implied nudity, and so
that's what Playboy tried to jump into that and it
didn't work out well from him.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, I did not work and they went right back
to Nuddy. In twenty seventeen. Ten years ago today, lamar
Odom almost died in a coke fueled sex binge. I remember,
and we talked about this for a Yeah. Yeah, he
he almost died because it was the Love Ranch, yeah brothel,
and it says here he had multiple heart attacks, twelve
(23:22):
strokes and went into a coma. Wow, you know he
lived right, Yeah, he still yeah, yeah, I mean that's all.
That's a lot of cocaine, that's a lot of sex,
and he lived well. He ought to be just thinking
as lucky stars. That was ten years ago today. Also
ten years ago was his ten years ago this week,
(23:44):
Tracy Morgan hosted Saturday Night Live, sixteen months after he
almost died. I think I remember that, but I don't
remember the episode.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I remember the episode because he was like was he good?
You're like, oh, yeah, you've been hit by a car.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh that's oh, yes, I do remember. Yeah, he talked slower. Yeah, yeah.
Ten years ago this week, who do you think was
named Esquire's sexiest woman alive your mama, Uh ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It would be twenty fifteen Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh ten years ago. Yeah, No, it's not a Kardashian.
It's someone you. I think you probably liked her Ryan
specifically Ryan.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You, Scarlet Johansen, No, Natalie Portman from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Their lady plays Kalisi Amelia Clark.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, wash, and I kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Whatever happened to her, Well, she did Game of Thrones
and then not much else. Right She's in like a
lot of indie films and stuff right now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Is she? Yeah? Like I don't even Esquire still does.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's not even the hottest person in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So right now, sexy is one alive would probably be
the uh the who's doing the boxing movie Sidney Sweeney, Right,
that's who's considered.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh that's a hot take, brother, That movie comes out
this week because Sidney.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Sweeney is like, You're like it's hot, but like it's
heavy lifting boobs.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
The boobs are doing a lot of heavy lifting and
Sidney Sweeney's hotness. I think if Sidney Sweeney was like
a like an A cup or a B cup, you
you'd be like, well, she's pretty.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, that's a great question. Who would be the honest
woman right now?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Who do you think it is? Angel As far as uh,
I don't know. You're going with all, you're going with
your favorite, but she's not considered that now. This is now,
she's not even in a movie. You're asking me, well,
I know, but I mean like as far as like, uh,
I don't know the it girl, the hot girl? Oh
what about that Chris, What's what's her name? That the
(25:56):
the girl that is the Friends, she's Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Sabrina Carpenter Carpenter?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Too tiny? Yeah, too tiny? Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Who's it would be like a Zindaya Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And Taylor Joy?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What about the Robbie who one that plays uh Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Jenner Artega. Yeah, I don't get Jenner Tiga.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I never will understand why she's like so famous and
it's really famous.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, I don't get that one.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
All right, I don't take a little break. We'll come
back and we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages.
If you've never left one, it's easy to do. When
you listen to us at the iHeartRadio app. You're going
to see a little microphone. Click on the microphone, leave
us a message, and we're gonna play those when we return.
You're listening to the mantra in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Looking Ahead on Real Radio.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Today on the Jim Colbert Show, you can win tickets
to Universal Studios Halloween whoorn Nights where they're doing the calls,
text talkbacks, all that kind of stuff. But get those
tickets and say hi to friend the Raid Trenley a
tk long. If tk long wants you to look ahead
in your life, visit one firm for life dot com.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
This coming Thursday, Monster is going to be at Teddy
Morris's Daytona. Harley David said, it's the kickoff October Fest Thursday.
We'll be doing a live show from six to eleven.
Come by and say hi. There's all kinds of stuff
in this this era. You've been there several times. You're
going there today, right or tomorrow? I'm going tomorrow go
(27:49):
to I haven't been there in a long time. But
does it still have like Satsan centers, the bar and
it's got like all kinds of like you can shop
for all kinds of really cool Harley Davis and stuff
and and uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
They brought They brought in obviously, just ground to ground,
you know, vendors as well for this weekend. So the
all the spots are filled up with vendors. The last
time I was out there, they were dropping off mobile
atm Machines. Yeah, they're expecting you know.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
And in the front part of it, like where Saints
and Centers is located, they do have a stage there
set up and they have live musical.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Acts going on all day long.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
So nice.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The day that I was out there, there was a
band playing. I got there like a twelve thirty, Yeah,
twelve thirty or so, and there's already a band playing
out there.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So we'll be out there the night before too, right, Yeah, yeah,
we're going out before. I'm gonna try and do it
like pedal Jumpers. Are you gonna show up late? Though?
Like how late are you showing up?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Let's see Thursday, Yeah, is the day of the show.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
This Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I can leave whatever because my wife works from home
that day. Last time was a problem because I had
to wait for my wife's goal because I.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Stayed out last time, you know everything. But you guys
didn't show up till after I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, but we also stayed up till midnight.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, but I'm not doing in that. We have a shore.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
But you also ate a bananas foster that took you out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I did do. Not let me eat bananas foster at
the Saints and Centers.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, keep all the bananas fosters away from this man.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
No, see Russ out there before we get there around him.
Don't let them have any sweets.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, those sweets because I was ruined for the show
most of the time. So yeah, this Thursday should be great.
What do we have? Any hot takes? We do?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You can use the talkback function after you said us,
of course, as the number one pre set on your
smartphone or your smart car whatever you got.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Please do that.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, let's see hot tagg.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
This is Amber Donkey. I just got a question. Why
is it that every time.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
We mentioned the justin Timberlea his hat for the Super
Bowl half Jackson's.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well, because we saw Janet and Jackson's boob, not justin Timberlakes,
but right, I guess like that wasn't planned and like
justin Timberlake actually ripped that off.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Uh so I'm gonna say he got off scott free
and he got.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Away and she gets mentioned.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There's no way that wasn't planned. I've watched it hundreds
of times. She wore a thing around her nipples.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
So you're telling me she just.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Walks around Allegedly she wears it all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's I don't buy it.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, a lot of people that do that do that
underneath their clothes. That's not uncommon.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, if you if you've got one of those, you
know you would wear it. You don't want to the
hole to grow in? Uh hot tache? Hello, Ryan's me buddy.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
You can't read in the dark though?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
What's cute?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
What do you start pooping your panties?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
That's when you wish you weren't here anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well, anyway, we'll see you siron up here, buddy. Okay.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Dumping dumpsters?
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Okay, man, hot takee Ryan Holmes, What you are not
allowed to shop at when Dixie? After that blasphemy you
said last week about winn Dixie, Dixie is the place
to shop. Publics is a rip off.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
They charged too much.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Oh you don't get taxes all this now, Well you're
paying double for your food. I bought seven items yesterday
cost forty five dollars of public so I will never
go back. I've always been a wind Dixie guy. The
best feels on steaks. Always buy one, get one Country ribs.
If you go to publics, you stuck up, butt head.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Damn damn.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh Okay, I don't know who hurts you, but I
didn't say anything bad about wynd Dixie.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What I say?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I think I said like that that seems like the
place you would need a gun.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
But other than that, uh, this is ralpham Lago. Here's
something to celebrate. Today's the Navy's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Simper porters to all my Navy brothers and sisters. Yeah
seven arenas, go deeper and stay longer.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, there you go, happy birthday. Maybe yeah, I
should have wore my Navy hat. I got a Navy hat,
damn it. And nothing all the prep I had this morning,
nothing said it was a Navy's birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay, Well is that confirmed? I mean Columbus Day.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
On the Navy's birthday. The first thing it said was
it was don't wear a broad day. Then it talked
about Columbus. We should have made a bigger deal out
of that. That seems like it would be like our
commit holiday I mentioned at first, no one said anything.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
My first day's birthday is October thirteenth, seventeen seventy five.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Wow, why is that?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Why is it not Navy birthday?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I agree with you, that should be a bigger I
should start on Navy had everything. We should start off
with the Navy's birthday and then.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No Broaday, no broad Day, and then Indigenous People Day
and then a good you know, honorable mention for you know,
Columbus day.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I heard no broad days on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, the day that we're out of Dayton on a
Harley day. Head, Oh yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah,
Hot takes.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Good morning, more doors on all the days not to
have dz de Toro and you don't have her in
on no bra day.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Man, you guys missed the boat on that one. All right, anyway,
thank you serry. Tomorrow is a corn dog day. We're
gonna pair corn dogs with wine more fancy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That sounds insane? Oh man, Uh, let's see Hot.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Good morning monsters. Hey, Russ, I know you're always checking
out cool things to talk about Yeah. I don't know
if you've seen the John Candy documentary like Thinking About
his Life really good. It was really good. It's on
Amazon Video, I guess, or Amazon Prime, whatever you want
to call it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Check it out.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
I think you guys would like it.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I appreciate it. Yeah. Ryan suggested it to me earlier
and after I watched Tulsa King. I gotta watch Tulsa King.
I probably will check that out. You like.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's produced by Ryan Reynolds and directed by Colin Hanks. Okay, yes,
it's done very well.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hotke, all right, angel, I gott to join you on
the Dallas hate train. I basically did roughly the parlay
as you. The only differences I had added a touchdown
for Tesz Johnson for the Buccaneers, knowing that they were
down like four wide receivers, and Sam Cowboys. I put
(34:18):
twenty bucks down. I would have made a little bit
over sixty grand.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but the Cowboys there go, Andy would have made
like almost ten.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What's tough about those parlays? And did you apply logic
to them? And you're like, oh, this is good? Yeah,
there's no Why would they lose to the Panthers?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Last?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Good morning?
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Monsters. All right, rest, Now you're sharing your age really bad.
You know Fergie backwards and forwards and celebrate her whole
album and career. And you don't even know who Diane
Keaton is. You guys, come on, she's freaking awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Well that doesn't show my age. I mean, like, yeah,
that kind of opposite. Said. If I know who Fergy is,
but I don't I know who Diane Keaton is. I'm
just saying I had no real connection. I didn't feel
any sadness because I didn't have this. I didn't know
much about her. You kind of thing would oh my gosh,
those are I it would be sad. Hey, we're gonna
(35:22):
remind you that.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
This coming Saturday, I'm gonna be out of the Fall
Harvest Festival and Mount Dora come by and say hi.
Cat Ridgeway is gonna be before me. Live family fun activities,
the Parade of Scarecrows. You can still make a scarecrow
and drop it off if you want to drone display happening.
We're gonna be at Sunset Park. I'll be there with
my children's books. If you want to get a children's book,
(35:44):
have me sign up for the holidays. I'll be glad
to do that. And the proceeds go to the Karla
K Cancer Screening fun And that is this coming Saturday.
And remember Thursday, we're out of Daytona Harley Davidson doing
a live show. Everyone's invited, no charge. We'll see you
out there. Angel, what you got het me up on
any social media platform. Its official Angel.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
You could email me Angel at Robrego Holmesy.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy. All right, see tune
for the news Junky right after the Monsters and at
three o'clock into Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow for
our Tuesy edition of The Monsters from Angel and.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Ryan and it's not something merry Man rush whole lot
the world to rock rablus.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
This guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
We're gonna get the hell up, going out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Swirls
I ain't knowing. I was just informed that there are
no uh, I'm not gonna be on the four oh
seven day. They've got sports on TV on Fox. Which
sports would be at four o'clock on Fox on baseball
baseball right on Monday on Columbus Day. I don't know.
(00:31):
Is this a government holiday? Still, yes, it's a fatterday
and I think there's some sports things going on. So anyway,
so I will not be on four today. It'll be
on Thursday. So just so you know, welcome back. I'm
res rollands along with Angel Rivera. And now it's time
for the King of Denmark Ran Holmes to make his
daily proclamation. It's time for the telephone. The King show less.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Always bedad.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Them brought to you by that mortgage guy don from
that mortgage guy done dot.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Come Come more on that later. Angel. I've learned something
about our.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Dear leader here, and I think I need to find
I think I'm gonna use it to my advantage from
here on now.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So last week we.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Had a discussion about Russ and how he doesn't have
OCD and according to him, even though we did a
poll and our YouTube chat and the poll was ninety
five percent of people agreed that he does. His best
friend agree, his wife agrees, but Russ was fighting us
on it right. So over the weekend, I'm just scrolling
(02:07):
through Facebook. By the way, they've made Facebook f and
useless to me. It's now all accounts I don't follow,
and ads, and then like preppered in with one to
two people that I know. It's very annoying. I don't
use Facebook anymore. It's now I think I'm just thinking
about deleting the whole thing. That's besides the point. I
come across posts and it was about somebody who had OCD,
(02:27):
and it was like it was like, oh, I'm happy
National OCD Awareness Day or whatever, and they were talking
about their struggles and it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Was it was bb Caliber.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Actually I didn't realize it was bb Caliber first because
she posted a picture of her from like I think
it was like a high school a yearbook photo looked
very different.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And she's talking about all this stuff with OCD.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And then I'm I'm just looking and and I'm checking
the comments, and then there's one rush Rollins in the comments,
going I have OCD.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I just I want to say, I said me too. Yeah,
And the reason I said me to and she says
she likes to clean a lot, and that's all I read.
I didn't read the whole thing, and I'm like, I
just read I like to clean a lot. I'm like me, yeah,
I don't read long that I believe. Okay, that makes
more sense because I was like.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was like, so is that what it takes for
us to admit? Because it worked with the beard.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You just have to have a beautiful woman say that
that say something to us or something near.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
He's not like, for example, I know he's never gonna
shave again because the girls have Fox. We're all talking
about his beard, so he'll he will never ever ever
shave again. That's that's solidified it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, So I think I'm just gonna hire like like
I don't know, is it like a I don't want
to say hire a woman, but like just like, have
have some ready to go in the back pocket. If
I need something to convince Russ is something, I'll be like, okay,
I'll just get I'll just get a hot laded say
and it won't work. I thought about it real quick.
It would it work if I got Amber or Angelique
or because he knows them. I have to find like
(03:59):
random people to do work.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Though in the past not on purpose, like that wasn't
the intent. But it's happened where you and I are
on the wrong side of an issue, he's dead set
against it, and then one of the ladies will bring
it in a different perspective, and all of a sudden
they'll get all the credit for doing that. That scenario
has happened a million times.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That don't thing that has ever happened for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You don't have to believe it, buddy, It's a fact.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're telling me that you guys will say something that
if Savannah says it, I'll go with what Savannah said.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, that's It's happened with each
one of them and at different stages or different topics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, it's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I mean, like I feel like we can manipulate you
now knowing this as a superpower.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
One thing you do Russ that I now understand why
you do it is you're a man who wears hearing aids,
but you don't like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
To wear them.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't wear them, man, Yeah, you don't like to
wear them, even though they would one hundred would help you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Maybe yeah, would I wear a hats a scrape? You
hear that sound like I don't want I could have.
I didn't wear a hat. Today's where I could have.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But yeah, you don't wear them, but you need them.
It would help your overall life. I'm currently having this
same struggle. And my wife we were at dinner and
she got mad at me because the thing. We went
to Voodoo Voodoo by you, right, which is a great restaurant,
highly recommend it, very good. I'm glad I got a
Tibby's right by me. But if you're out there in
(05:25):
that area, it's pretty good. The problem is that place,
though it's dark in there. I don't like a dark restaurant.
I already don't like a dark restaurant, but that's that's
neither here nor there.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I but not for ambiance, like it's romantic dark.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I don't I want it. I like to eat in
bright places. That's just me though. But it was so
dark that, like for the first time in my life,
I couldn't read the menu.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I can't see what anything on this menu is.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Now my eyes have been shifting a little bit, and
I got the lasik from the Philotesqua aantitute. But that's
to help with my far away vision. They told me
that my close up vision just because age would.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Start to go, it's gone. If you can't read the menu.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is going.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It happened to me the first time was a few
weeks ago, when I was trying to read a pill
bottle and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's annoying. But I'm but here's where I'm doubling down.
I'm not getting glasses. I'm not gonna do it. I'm
just gonna hold things far away. I'm gonna do I'm
gonna be that guy I don't care. I will fight
this tooth and nail. But my wife's sitting there, she's
very logical and she's lovely, and she's like, why don't
you just turn on your phone flashlight and read the menu?
And I'm like, no, that is accepting defeat. That is
(06:37):
accepting that I'm aging. I'm not doing that because that
is what my grandma would do. She had a magnifying
glass with a with a light on it back in
the day, but this is before flashlights are on cell
phones and would sit there and read the menu. And
I'm like, oh, God, that's close to death if you
got that. And that's where I feel like I'm at.
So I ordered food but had no idea what I
(06:58):
was ordering. Well, I literally just well because the words
are also very small and it's too dark for me
to see. I don't want to I don't want admit
defeat to my wife. I don't want the and I
know this is just me thinking I don't want the
bartender thing, and I'm old. I got to pull out
the phone. So I just point like they're like, what
(07:18):
do you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Want to drink? And they had the drink menu, no
idea what was on it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I just like, I want that one. And then he
said it and I was like, yeah, that that. And
so I was getting drinks. I didn't know what they were.
I was getting food.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I ordered food. I just pointed to the one that looked.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Like it's not it's the real answer to it all
it takes, dude, you just get some readers at no.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
First of all, I got the lasick.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I told myself I got the lazy I'm good.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Why is it is it? Is it vanity? Is it
like I'm gonna look over.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's admitting I'm close to death.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The thing right, I don't want to, I know, like
get it. It took me a while, is it? Now?
I work glasses every day, but I mean I like
I have to, like like I can't anything, so I'm like,
screw it, I have to. But now that I've just accepted,
hey Russ, you're sixty whatever. If you got gray in
your beard, who cares? And who cares? Nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, it's it's fine. Like I didn't realize how much
red was in your beard. You do kind of look
like your Ed Shearing from the future.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I know, and it is when we're red. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But the thing is like I got the lasick from
the PILATOWSKII Institute and I liked it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It does a great job.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And I walked out of that place going I'm never
wearing glasses or contact lenses ever again, even though they
told me I would eventually need readers just from aging,
and I was like, no, well, because that's just how
I've lived my life this whole time. It's frustrating, like
the things that like don't just go back, Like if
I hurt myself, if I get a crick in my
neck or something, and I'm like, it's always just been like,
(08:47):
that'll just go back to normal. I just got to
wait a couple of days, and now it doesn't. And
these are the things I coming to terms with.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And I don't like it. I think I'm just it's life, man,
I don't like life.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I think I'm not going to be good at being
an old person.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm already very much a hypochondriac and am thinking I'm
going to die on a regular level.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You add in the fact that I'm going to age
and really could be dying at any moment, It's gonna
be the worst. It's gonna be the worst. I can
you get frozen while you're still alive?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Can you get frozen? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Like, can I as a health Is there a company
out there that, like, as a healthy person that zolds.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Me in good health? Can I just go be like
guys just freeze me for one hundred years?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah? Yeah, cryogenics. I used to want to when I
was younger. I was like, I want to be frozen
so that they can fix me later. Yeah. For some reason,
I wanted to live forever.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know why, cause I see all these studies like, well,
they've cured dementia and mice or like, they've cured cancer,
and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And they could cure you later. I've got a book
on it. My dad gave me one book. My dad
gave me was, Hey, I found a book on crimeogenics.
You know, I know you're interested in it. That he
was serious. Yeah, but I've got the book. God, I
think I still have it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But I mean I found a company because I was
googling over the way I found it. You have to
be dead like the typically that's the deal. I don't
want to have to be dead like Caryo. Companies need
to figure this out because it's uh, it was. It
was sad and then I don't know. I like, I
watched the John Candy documentary.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Over the weekend. I was it so good?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Should Oh yeah, it's so good. Everybody loved John Candy.
You forget how big of a star he was. But
it starts with his death and they work backwards, so
they like, it starts with with his funeral, and it's uh,
wasn't he he was very young, like thirty eight or something. Yeah,
and his dad died of a heart attack when he
was five, and he had a kid and then he died.
(10:38):
It's crazy, this man lived in an amazing life. But
Dan Aykroyd gives this speech about him at the beginning
and all that he lived through and like what a
cool guy was. But then he's just like you're just like, oh,
he's dead the whole time, and then now I'm going
to die soon too, and I don't like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Going through Yeah, but like you're like, you know, they
could happen even tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Hey, hey, yeah, how about a monocle?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Michael could be kind of I was texted in Josh
thinks you're ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Why it's not ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
They does everybody not just go through life being like, uh,
not worried about.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Observation that you'd rather look like you have dementia than
than rather wear glasses.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, yes, I do. I agree with Michael.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Look I see the older I get, the more I
understand old men and their willingness to not change and
to say that like there's nothing wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But it makes you more ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I don't care. It makes me feel better. It makes
me feel like I can control the world.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
But once you get to the point where you like,
don't care, it feels it does feel better.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, yeah, you're saying you don't care, but you do care.
Russ is where you want to get to.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He's accepting everything. He does need to learn anything else.
I only learn nothing else exactly. I got a pontoon boat.
There's for old people whatever. I'm an old guy who
cares well.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Hey, Jay wants to let you know that you're not
good at being mid age ken. The driver says that
you want to be an iguana.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And IGUANAA what's up with the iguana?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Look the this?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, that's mean. Look I want to get a good
rate on my next mortgage.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And that's what that mortgage guy down from that mortgage
guy down dot com. That his website easy to read,
big font You.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Go that mortgage guy down dot com where you're looking
at to get traditional mortgages refus He locks small business loans.
The man does it all. My mom just got a
he lock uh with like with an amazing amount of each.
You're super happy about it. Called me up, very excited.
Tell me about working with that mortgage guy down.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So check him out.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Check out a show on Saturdays from nine to ten
thirty here on Real Radio. And so it shall be
all right.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I remember, if you want to leave us a message
or a hot take, you can do it right now.
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, click on the
microphone and leave us a message and we'll play those
coming up here in the next couple of segments. You're
listening to the Matters the Morning Out, Hey Soul. A
(13:15):
lot of people get paid on the fifteenth. Just so
you know, if you get paid on the fifteenth, there's
still about twelve or fifteen I forget exactly what Jack said,
twelve fifteen seats available on there are two buses for
the Monster Brewbus. There's only about fifteen seats left. So
on payday and get over to Real Radio, Dot Fm,
(13:38):
Slash Brew and grab those last remaining tickets. It's a
it's gonna be a blast. Not this Saturday. Next Saturday,
we're going on the Monster Brewbus. We're going to Leesburg, Tavari's, Meldora,
four different places. Every place you go, there's gonna be
like an incredible array of you, a flight of beers
to check out. You get to hang out with everybody.
(13:59):
It's a blast. When we go to Puddle Jumpers, one
of our sponsors, that's Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug we'll be
performing there. You get the Wolf Branch Brewing. Savannah Savino's
performing there. We're going to Chicago Fire Brewing and Leesburg.
We're going to Eden Abbey Brewing, which is in Mount Dora.
It's gonna be a great time and you can dress up.
(14:19):
There's gonna be prizes for you know, people who who
participate and dress up and get in costume and it's
sort of a Halloween brew bus. It's gonna be great.
Am I forgetting anything? Angel? Other than the sponsors sponsor
m n C Fence, Thank you guys, Really nice guys.
I got to meet them and talk to them the
other day. Super great guys. They're sponsoring the the bus.
(14:41):
If the bus is brought to you by m c
A Transportation Jersey Mike's just call Mo and puddle Jumpers
and uh yeah, tickets, I mean, if you want to
grab the tickets now and you don't want to wait
till you get you know, till heyday, you can. Uh,
but there there are a handful left, so grab them
if you can. Hey, so, h Angel, I knew one
of your sponsors, well an ur sponsor for this show,
(15:01):
but you do. The live reads is for the Big
Green Egg, and I love my Big Green egg. And
I've heard this for a long time, is that when
you cook meat on a grill at high temperatures, that
there's carcinogens and there's chances of cancer. Right, there's a
new study that says that they have solved that problem.
(15:23):
That you can lower the risk of cancer by ninety
percent if you do this when you cook meat on
the grill. What do you think it is you cook
and meat on a grill to drop to lower the
risk by ninety percent? What do you think it is?
Indirect heat? Indirect heat not a bad guess, it's not
(15:44):
indirect heat. And it's got that plate where you can
do that. But no, and a lot of times I'll
do it like that. I like the indirect heat. But well,
you don't burn it. But Ryan, what do you think
is this new study found that if you do this
you'll lower the risk of cancer by.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Cooking it well done.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Cooking it well done is no, it's the worst thing
to do. That is not it? No, It says here
if you marinate your meat, marinating meat tastes better, it says,
and it also can help save your life. It says
here that they have found that if you marinate your
meat first, it neutralizes the compounds and lowers your risk
(16:24):
by ninety of getting cancer. And I always marinate it.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I was gonna say, yeah, I marinate everything.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
There's not a whole lot of I was trying to
run through a quick runout of the times that I've
got grilled. Yeah, whether it's steaks, porktops, chicken out, yeah,
everything gets a marinade.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Now, do you have a favorite merit? Do you make
your own marinate or do you buy it from the
from the store.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I have my own kind of favorite marinade that I
do for my steaks, and then with the other fish, chicken,
and poultry, I use a variation of a like a
mohou marinade.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, you know it says for uh for lowering the
risk of cancer. If you marinade with vinegar, with wine
or lime juice, all of those things help lower it.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Lime juice on everything.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. And when I go to the store and I
find a marinade, like you know, usually I'll go to
the where the barbecue place and there's some you know,
some dude, just go that's my marinade. And I'm like, well,
that looks good.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
That's a really popular one, like a Goyo one or
something like that that I use a lot that It's
like a garlic a doble kind of marinade.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, you know, I for whatever reason, I don't know why,
I was on a I do this all the time,
Like I get on a run of something and I
get all excited about it, and then I stopped. I
have not cooked on the big Green egg in a while.
And Mariellen brought it up, yestereacture, how come you ever
cooked on the grill in a while, Like, I don't know.
Other things. I don't know. I just haven't have you
got all set up and everything. It's all set up.
(17:56):
All I gotta do is go you just started. I
just haven't thought about it. I forget about things and
and do other things. And but I think this week
I'm gonna get some I'm gonna get some good steaks
and cook them on the grill. You've never been into that,
have you? Ryan Like cooking on the grill is not
your thing.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I like cooking in general.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You know this is not fun for me. I don't
I get no enjoyment out of it. It's the it's messy.
And I don't like touching raw meat. It's just a
tactile thing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But you don't have to touch the raw meat. Yeah
you do, you can you use I always use, you know,
a fork or something like that. I don't. I don't
mess with the meat. I touch it, and I'll wear
and i'll wear gloves too sometimes if.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm not wearing no, that's I'm not wearing my cooking gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, no, I've got I got like your plastic gloves.
And if I want to rub it into the meat, yeah,
you know, I'll get in there with it, get get
all up in the meat.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Man, like my wife, she knows it's about me. It's
just fine.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
But she just sit there with raw chicken and like,
just touch it and handle it. And then I'm like, hey,
for the rest of the day, don't touch me because
I don't. I just don't like it, knowing that the chicken,
the thought of raw meat kind of freaks me out.
It's fine, I'm a weirdo, but who is You know
you can wash your hands, you can, but it never
really all comes off. You just to hands a little
greasey afterwards. Even if you use the you gotta use
(19:09):
the dawn and really get in there good soap. But
who's out there raw dogg and not marinate in their meat.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's Oh a lot of people don't marinate their meat.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
They just putting meat on.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
They'll probably just do like salt and pepper. Yeah, saltan pepper.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
This guy's here is like grilling. Grilling is the almost
unhealthy way of cooking it. That's why I just read
this story. He's like, he's like, oh, it's got the carcinogens.
That's why I read this story that it lowers it
by ninety percent if you marinate your your meat.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I'm jealous of people who can grill really well. I
could grill pretty well with your gloves and everything.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I do with the gloves, you know what I do.
And then then I'll use that sovie is that one's
called sovie, the suvie thing to make sure that the
internal temperature is perfect. And then you, oh, yeah, that's
a That's what I'm really trying to impress, folks. Yeah,
my brother in law can grill with the best of them.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
The guy's a really good cook and I just sit
there and I watch and I'm like, this, what a
great skill and talent to have.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Uh, because I do it. I've done it at a
party and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
But I'm one hundred pretending like I know what I'm
doing right, And then that people always want to come
over and start giving advice, and that makes me more
angry because like, don't tell me how to do it,
You're gonna eat this bad.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
So if you have steak, you only have it out
at a restaurant. You don't cook it at your house.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I have only cooked steak in my house one time.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Wow, So if you have a steak, he's only out
in a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I've cooked it in a pan before. M m like,
which I kind of prefer over a grill most of
the time. M like.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I still think caud of Baba's they do an open
grilled steak.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Because pan.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Do you use a cast iron pan or are you
using a steel?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Are using a cast iron pan?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I don't understand you people with your cast iron your
dirty pans that you keep around that you're never supposed
to clean.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yes, who are supposed to clean?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, but you got to leave some oil in.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
My grandma had a heavy ass pan that she never
clean and you would touch this thing and it was
it was gross, and she would just cook dinner in
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Grandma, I didn't know any about it.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Now, over time we've there's been the upgrades and breakthroughs
through cast iron and breakthrough through taking care.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Of I remember trying to wash a cast iron pan
as a child, like I was doing I was doing dishes.
Beat I thought, yeah, I thought they were playing a
prank on me, and they probably were a little bit.
I sat there trying to wash that damn pan for
over an hour.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I hurt me. I'm in the case where like, if
I'm going to have a steak, I'll just have it
at the house. I don't order steak out anymore. And
I went out the other day and and when I
did have like I was going to have a steak, like, oh,
you know, I never have been taken a while. But
they had pork chop and I had a pork chop out.
Oh man, if you do pork chop, right, you do right?
Those are really good. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(21:47):
I had a pork chop.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I didn't I forget that there's a wind Dixie close
to us. Split it on the other day, two for
ones on the steaks there was it was really great
deals over there.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The beef people. Yeah, hey go there, there's no guns.
Ten years ago today. How many of these things do
you guys remember ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Every one of them?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Run. Well, sometimes I'll read these things and I'm like,
I don't remember that these I think, I think I
remember all of these. Number One, Playboy announced ten years ago. Today,
play Mooy announced there'll be no more nudity. Do you
remember that when they were they were gonna go PG
thirteen and no more nudity because people were all they
are all up in arms about nudity. And they did
(22:31):
that until twenty seventeen and and then're like, yeah, this
is not working. This was a dumb idea. The only reason.
But they were gonna go more serious journalism.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
You know what they were trying to do. They were
trying to play off. They thought they were because they
were losing ground still at that time, like the Maxims
and FHMs and all that stuff were still popular and
doing hot and they were doing and so what they
were doing in those magazines was implied nudity, and so
that's what Playboy tried to jump into that and it
didn't work out well from him.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, I did not work and they went right back
to Nuddy. In twenty seventeen. Ten years ago today, lamar
Odom almost died in a coke fueled sex binge. I remember,
and we talked about this for a Yeah. Yeah, he
he almost died because it was the Love Ranch, yeah brothel,
and it says here he had multiple heart attacks, twelve
(23:22):
strokes and went into a coma. Wow, you know he
lived right, Yeah, he still yeah, yeah, I mean that's all.
That's a lot of cocaine, that's a lot of sex,
and he lived well. He ought to be just thinking
as lucky stars. That was ten years ago today. Also
ten years ago was his ten years ago this week,
(23:44):
Tracy Morgan hosted Saturday Night Live, sixteen months after he
almost died. I think I remember that, but I don't
remember the episode.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I remember the episode because he was like was he good?
You're like, oh, yeah, you've been hit by a car.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh that's oh, yes, I do remember. Yeah, he talked slower. Yeah, yeah.
Ten years ago this week, who do you think was
named Esquire's sexiest woman alive your mama, Uh ten years ago?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It would be twenty fifteen Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh ten years ago. Yeah, No, it's not a Kardashian.
It's someone you. I think you probably liked her Ryan
specifically Ryan.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You, Scarlet Johansen, No, Natalie Portman from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Their lady plays Kalisi Amelia Clark.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, wash, and I kind of remember that.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Whatever happened to her, Well, she did Game of Thrones
and then not much else. Right She's in like a
lot of indie films and stuff right now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Is she? Yeah? Like I don't even Esquire still does.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's not even the hottest person in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So right now, sexy is one alive would probably be
the uh the who's doing the boxing movie Sidney Sweeney, Right,
that's who's considered.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh that's a hot take, brother, That movie comes out
this week because Sidney.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Sweeney is like, You're like it's hot, but like it's
heavy lifting boobs.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
The boobs are doing a lot of heavy lifting and
Sidney Sweeney's hotness. I think if Sidney Sweeney was like
a like an A cup or a B cup, you
you'd be like, well, she's pretty.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, that's a great question. Who would be the honest
woman right now?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Who do you think it is? Angel As far as uh,
I don't know. You're going with all, you're going with
your favorite, but she's not considered that now. This is now,
she's not even in a movie. You're asking me, well,
I know, but I mean like as far as like, uh,
I don't know the it girl, the hot girl? Oh
what about that Chris, What's what's her name? That the
(25:56):
the girl that is the Friends, she's Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Sabrina Carpenter Carpenter?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Too tiny? Yeah, too tiny? Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Who's it would be like a Zindaya Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And Taylor Joy?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What about the Robbie who one that plays uh Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Jenner Artega. Yeah, I don't get Jenner Tiga.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I never will understand why she's like so famous and
it's really famous.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, I don't get that one.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
All right, I don't take a little break. We'll come
back and we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages.
If you've never left one, it's easy to do. When
you listen to us at the iHeartRadio app. You're going
to see a little microphone. Click on the microphone, leave
us a message, and we're gonna play those when we return.
You're listening to the mantra in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Looking Ahead on Real Radio.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Today on the Jim Colbert Show, you can win tickets
to Universal Studios Halloween whoorn Nights where they're doing the calls,
text talkbacks, all that kind of stuff. But get those
tickets and say hi to friend the Raid Trenley a
tk long. If tk long wants you to look ahead
in your life, visit one firm for life dot com.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
This coming Thursday, Monster is going to be at Teddy
Morris's Daytona. Harley David said, it's the kickoff October Fest Thursday.
We'll be doing a live show from six to eleven.
Come by and say hi. There's all kinds of stuff
in this this era. You've been there several times. You're
going there today, right or tomorrow? I'm going tomorrow go
(27:49):
to I haven't been there in a long time. But
does it still have like Satsan centers, the bar and
it's got like all kinds of like you can shop
for all kinds of really cool Harley Davis and stuff
and and uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
They brought They brought in obviously, just ground to ground,
you know, vendors as well for this weekend. So the
all the spots are filled up with vendors. The last
time I was out there, they were dropping off mobile
atm Machines. Yeah, they're expecting you know.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
And in the front part of it, like where Saints
and Centers is located, they do have a stage there
set up and they have live musical.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Acts going on all day long.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
So nice.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The day that I was out there, there was a
band playing. I got there like a twelve thirty, Yeah,
twelve thirty or so, and there's already a band playing
out there.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So we'll be out there the night before too, right, Yeah, yeah,
we're going out before. I'm gonna try and do it
like pedal Jumpers. Are you gonna show up late? Though?
Like how late are you showing up?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Let's see Thursday, Yeah, is the day of the show.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
This Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I can leave whatever because my wife works from home
that day. Last time was a problem because I had
to wait for my wife's goal because I.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Stayed out last time, you know everything. But you guys
didn't show up till after I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, but we also stayed up till midnight.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, but I'm not doing in that. We have a shore.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
But you also ate a bananas foster that took you out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I did do. Not let me eat bananas foster at
the Saints and Centers.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, keep all the bananas fosters away from this man.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
No, see Russ out there before we get there around him.
Don't let them have any sweets.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, those sweets because I was ruined for the show
most of the time. So yeah, this Thursday should be great.
What do we have? Any hot takes? We do?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You can use the talkback function after you said us,
of course, as the number one pre set on your
smartphone or your smart car whatever you got.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Please do that.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, let's see hot tagg.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
This is Amber Donkey. I just got a question. Why
is it that every time.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
We mentioned the justin Timberlea his hat for the Super
Bowl half Jackson's.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well, because we saw Janet and Jackson's boob, not justin Timberlakes,
but right, I guess like that wasn't planned and like
justin Timberlake actually ripped that off.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Uh so I'm gonna say he got off scott free
and he got.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Away and she gets mentioned.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There's no way that wasn't planned. I've watched it hundreds
of times. She wore a thing around her nipples.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
So you're telling me she just.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Walks around Allegedly she wears it all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's I don't buy it.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, a lot of people that do that do that
underneath their clothes. That's not uncommon.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, if you if you've got one of those, you
know you would wear it. You don't want to the
hole to grow in? Uh hot tache? Hello, Ryan's me buddy.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
You can't read in the dark though?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
What's cute?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
What do you start pooping your panties?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
That's when you wish you weren't here anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well, anyway, we'll see you siron up here, buddy. Okay.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Dumping dumpsters?
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Okay, man, hot takee Ryan Holmes, What you are not
allowed to shop at when Dixie? After that blasphemy you
said last week about winn Dixie, Dixie is the place
to shop. Publics is a rip off.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
They charged too much.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Oh you don't get taxes all this now, Well you're
paying double for your food. I bought seven items yesterday
cost forty five dollars of public so I will never
go back. I've always been a wind Dixie guy. The
best feels on steaks. Always buy one, get one Country ribs.
If you go to publics, you stuck up, butt head.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Damn damn.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh Okay, I don't know who hurts you, but I
didn't say anything bad about wynd Dixie.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What I say?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I think I said like that that seems like the
place you would need a gun.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
But other than that, uh, this is ralpham Lago. Here's
something to celebrate. Today's the Navy's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Simper porters to all my Navy brothers and sisters. Yeah
seven arenas, go deeper and stay longer.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All right, there you go, happy birthday. Maybe yeah, I
should have wore my Navy hat. I got a Navy hat,
damn it. And nothing all the prep I had this morning,
nothing said it was a Navy's birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay, Well is that confirmed? I mean Columbus Day.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
On the Navy's birthday. The first thing it said was
it was don't wear a broad day. Then it talked
about Columbus. We should have made a bigger deal out
of that. That seems like it would be like our
commit holiday I mentioned at first, no one said anything.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
My first day's birthday is October thirteenth, seventeen seventy five.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Wow, why is that?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Why is it not Navy birthday?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I agree with you, that should be a bigger I
should start on Navy had everything. We should start off
with the Navy's birthday and then.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No Broaday, no broad Day, and then Indigenous People Day
and then a good you know, honorable mention for you know,
Columbus day.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I heard no broad days on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, the day that we're out of Dayton on a
Harley day. Head, Oh yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah,
Hot takes.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Good morning, more doors on all the days not to
have dz de Toro and you don't have her in
on no bra day.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Man, you guys missed the boat on that one. All right, anyway,
thank you serry. Tomorrow is a corn dog day. We're
gonna pair corn dogs with wine more fancy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That sounds insane? Oh man, Uh, let's see Hot.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Good morning monsters. Hey, Russ, I know you're always checking
out cool things to talk about Yeah. I don't know
if you've seen the John Candy documentary like Thinking About
his Life really good. It was really good. It's on
Amazon Video, I guess, or Amazon Prime, whatever you want
to call it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Check it out.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
I think you guys would like it.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I appreciate it. Yeah. Ryan suggested it to me earlier
and after I watched Tulsa King. I gotta watch Tulsa King.
I probably will check that out. You like.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's produced by Ryan Reynolds and directed by Colin Hanks. Okay, yes,
it's done very well.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hotke, all right, angel, I gott to join you on
the Dallas hate train. I basically did roughly the parlay
as you. The only differences I had added a touchdown
for Tesz Johnson for the Buccaneers, knowing that they were
down like four wide receivers, and Sam Cowboys. I put
(34:18):
twenty bucks down. I would have made a little bit
over sixty grand.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but the Cowboys there go, Andy would have made
like almost ten.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What's tough about those parlays? And did you apply logic
to them? And you're like, oh, this is good? Yeah,
there's no Why would they lose to the Panthers?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Last?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Good morning?
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Monsters. All right, rest, Now you're sharing your age really bad.
You know Fergie backwards and forwards and celebrate her whole
album and career. And you don't even know who Diane
Keaton is. You guys, come on, she's freaking awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Well that doesn't show my age. I mean, like, yeah,
that kind of opposite. Said. If I know who Fergy is,
but I don't I know who Diane Keaton is. I'm
just saying I had no real connection. I didn't feel
any sadness because I didn't have this. I didn't know
much about her. You kind of thing would oh my gosh,
those are I it would be sad. Hey, we're gonna
(35:22):
remind you that.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
This coming Saturday, I'm gonna be out of the Fall
Harvest Festival and Mount Dora come by and say hi.
Cat Ridgeway is gonna be before me. Live family fun activities,
the Parade of Scarecrows. You can still make a scarecrow
and drop it off if you want to drone display happening.
We're gonna be at Sunset Park. I'll be there with
my children's books. If you want to get a children's book,
(35:44):
have me sign up for the holidays. I'll be glad
to do that. And the proceeds go to the Karla
K Cancer Screening fun And that is this coming Saturday.
And remember Thursday, we're out of Daytona Harley Davidson doing
a live show. Everyone's invited, no charge. We'll see you
out there. Angel, what you got het me up on
any social media platform. Its official Angel.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
You could email me Angel at Robrego Holmesy.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy. All right, see tune
for the news Junky right after the Monsters and at
three o'clock into Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow for
our Tuesy edition of The Monsters from Angel and.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Ryan and it's not something merry Man rush whole lot
the world to rock rablus.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
This guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
We're gonna get the hell up, going out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Swirls
Popular Podcasts
My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com