December 3, 2025 • 37 mins
WEDNESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness argues to bring back a classic Monsters event. Does he make a case? Amber Nova Truth Seeker - Get's one of the cast members to join in on her mission of spreading the truth. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
I hope you're having a great Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome back to the Monsters in the morning on Real
Radio one oh four point one, reminding you that this
Friday bigger than it's Miss Monster per Last twenty twenty
five and Bernova Dressed.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They're gonna be dancing bur lest Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I am, I'm gonna say what do you say?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Dressed dressed, drants and dancing for last.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Daisy del Toro on stage.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Angelique the Dancing Queen Bbe caliber will be performing for
the final time as Miss Monster burlest five new competitors.
It's gonna be a great time. Ryan and I are
gonna host it. Angel's gonna be your DJ. It's feeling
up fast good, gonna be get your tickets now before
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That's Royal Radio Monsters dot com. Thank you to mills Are,
(01:06):
thank you to just call Mo. Thank you to let's
see who else of courses and qutis and then also
the uh Premiere Couple superstore.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah yeah, and all the VIP tickets are sold out.
But there's not a bad spot.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
In the abbey. I gotta tell you that right now.
It's a I've.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Been, I've played the Abbey many times. You'd be right
there near the stage no matter what. And it's gonna
make a good fun night to hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And we're celebrating an incredible year of being the number
one morning show all year long.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Sort of our well treat.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is our Christmas party too, so join us on Friday,
be a part of it. We'd love to see you there.
And tickets available at real radiomonsters dot com along with
the monster merch Matter of fact, I got the yellow
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There are also girls tank tops that you can get online.
You can get to what the Hell Angel Listening to shirts,
(01:56):
Big Dumb fun shirts, all that stuff available at real
reds dot com. Now it's time for the King of Denmark,
Ryan Holmes making his daily proclamation feeling.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Nineties today, the full nineties Amber.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Rocking Ryan, Doctor Ryan loves It, Whoo book at Chee.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's time for the daily problem shot, the key with
the shirt all winter Shoe.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
It's a met.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Here and m I brought you by that Morning's Guy
Don who that Morris guy Don dot.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Com and more on him later. Man, Thank you Tibby's
New Orleans Kitchen.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
What a cool company that is, like, because they're also
Big Taco is their other you know, their other company.
And just the food quality of this place is amazing.
Me and my wife tried to go to Tibby's like
once a month's minimum, and that's the place I get
recognized the most out of any other place in central Florida.
I go to Tibby's, people are like, oh, it's right for.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
The Monster's Rimber's up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's not a publix.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It's not a publix. Is that where you get recognized
the most all the time?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean constantly. It's usually the car in the parking
lot that gives it a weash.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You guys would be.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Shocked and surprised if you come out to winter Haven.
Like everywhere I go, I swear to God, we have
so many great listeners in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Well.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I believe it's Jake that brought the food and they
got to get up early and make all this food.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's fantastic. But he he's a younger fella. He's a
younger fella. And he said, he said this sentence to me,
He said, Hey, did you guys used.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
To do a bit.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Like with fat People at the Fair and I was like, yes,
they did.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That was a classic monster bit, classic times nineties radio
at its finest, even though part of it was in
the early two thousands. And he's like, well what happened
with that? I'm like, Buddy, I wanted to come back.
I think we could do in twenty twenty five, Faties
at the Fair.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, former winner of Fatties at the Fair will be
at Miss the Monster Burlesque. Lady James was a former
winner of Fatty is the Fair.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
There you go, and we talked to her about it.
She loved doing it. She had a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She loved it.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And I know it's twenty twenty five, okay, and you're like,
you know, we gotta be all body positive because of
Lizzo or whatever, But like, you could do it with dudes.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
We could load up.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
We can if we get nobody wants to do it,
Yes we do.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Fat dudes are classically funny.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I think this is a brilliant idea. First of all,
they can still be ladies. I'm just saying we don't
limit it to just ladies only. If you're a fat
dude out there. Text us or go to our YouTube
chat seven seven.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Zero three one. Are you're a fat dude that wants
to be faired? I want to see it. We throw
them all that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
There's nothing funnier than fat person and fat person doing
zany activities always gonna be funny, classically funny.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Eating hot dog contests, stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think the crux of the bit, correct me if
I'm wrong, Russ, was do you feed them a lot?
They could have all the fair food they wanted, and
then the last they go on the they go on the.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Rides, they have to eat and then go on a ride,
and they eat going the ride, and if they if
they threw up, they were out.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh are there other people on these rides? Yes, so
the other people know this.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yes, it's not a surprise they signed up for.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But the fun of it was, each of the monsters
had our own fatty and we could dress them. However
when to dress them, and we were pulling for our
fat These are things we can't do anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Why can't we explain to me why I can't do
this in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't want to be a.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Part of this.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll tell you right now. I'm busy.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I'm booked. We're not doing flatties at the fair.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh damn, what you try to call you flat? She
ain't flat.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I gotta get curved because you're paid for it. It
doesn't count always flip I do squats.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That ass wasn't paid for.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, talking about your ass, But okayest thing that you've
had that is awesome?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
What I say? That's funny?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Look what you said?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did I say no?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Not?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
This wasn't you do? Squad?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I probably.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm a big believers that everybody is a consenting adult
and wants to win a prize by doing it.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What's what's the problem?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Within twenty twenty five, you have to understand Russ YouTubers
are at all times just doing nineties radio like they're
they're all all anytime I see challenges like YouTubers do
for their videos like very famous with I'm like, oh,
this is just nineties radio.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I've seen this done by like several people back in
the day.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, so we should bring it back. We got the cameras,
we got the ability to go on the road.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Let's do it, babies, come on. Big Event twenty twenty six,
the return.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
One of the one of the reasons we did it
is the fair did not want us doing it anymore.
That was the main reason that the client was like, yeah,
this was funny.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
He didn't like the way that they were the light
they were being painted in.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well, they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They loved it for five years and then by year
six they were like it.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Was cleaning of it and all that kind of stuff
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, all right, what about fatty fatties at fun spun
fat We can do fatties at that weird Marl Mall,
carny thing that they do it now Mall. Sometimes there's
places that this can be done.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We've been there, we've done that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Right, it's not fatties, hear me out. What if it's
something else? But it's not fast.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Skinnies, it's not skinny's on a slide?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
What I mean? Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
What if it's not to do with fat people or
skinny people, it's just something else that's fun for our
radio listeners.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She's saying the originals.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
What she's saying, don't try to bite off the pass,
that's what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And we don't want people's stuff and hot dogs and
puking on kids.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Kind of been there, done that.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
All right, what about this? What if we hunt the
fatties we get we did We did that with midgets.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We did that with midges.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
We take a bunch of Orlando paintball, we get paintball guns.
Done this, you've done this? Okay, down football gun fling
the fatty. We get a ta We loaded fatty up.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
We set them like like one of they have like
water and one of those bouncing things and the best
fatty wins.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, that's new. I would be open to something new.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You just don't want to do something you've already done
it again.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Already done it.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, d stuff we've done all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No no, no, no no, not like that.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Ninety four wrestling events, Fatty's wrestling. Let's make let's make
rest and wrestler fatty.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, I want to murder people at paintball.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It could be like our listeners versus each other.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We've done that all we've done that. That's fun and.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I would destroy you all, do you think so?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Heck?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it's scary. Actually I remember doing it. When we
did it, it was you know, you get it and
you think it's real.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You know, it hurts and I hit you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
People are hunting you.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, what if you do fatties at the Bear? We
take a big fat person, lock them in a cage
with a bear.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
See who comes out?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No? No, okay, Look, I'm just trying to come up
with ideas if you want to shut them down. We
got people literally asking for that's why.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's like Fatties of the Fair.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That The Timby's guy specifically was like, hey, what about
that fatties fair?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Like what was that a real thing? And I was like,
he wants to see it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
People want to say he wants to feed people and
he works at Timby's. Yeah, wrote his company wants to
feed people.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm just thinking there's there's there's We were always trying
to get new sponsors, We're always trying to brand stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
There's ways to there's ways.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Just feels like we've done it already. Now why do
it again? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Because it's fun we do. I do stuff that I've
done once all the time. It's called missionary position, and
it's pretty fun. It's pretty damn fun.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Bryan, what gosh so weird?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's awkward, and also the other fun part of the
Fatties of the Fair was the song, right, and Bubba
would sing the song and the Fatties would sing along
with the song, and it was like there was I
was a whole thing that was great for that time.
I don't know it could be reproduced and be done
as good as it was done.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Then it can be done better. We can rebuild it technologies,
he said, the fair like.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
For example, there's a reason why they had never made
remade smoking in the bandit right, exactly why because it's perfect.
There you go, perfect. It doesn't know actually the history
of it, the benefit it is, and it doesn't We
don't need to go back.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Somebody said at paintball, pooners at.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Paintball, there you go. That's new Ryan shooting poon a paintball.
Stop you get models.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
We need to quit using hunting for poon hunting.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
If you get if you hit a model in the
legs between them, you get a point. No, yeah, we're
not doing that. Why not?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Terrible whatever?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Man, you guys aren't fun anymore. You guys, I thought
you were the monsters. I thought you guys were cool.
Now it's like, no, I was realizing that today, He's like,
oh no.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I'm sure shitting sit in the studio and do nothing
fun and just eat begnets all day.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
From you got yourself a dunk tank at your own comments.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I'm doing stuff, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Stopped, Wait a minute. The dunk tach was Russ's idea.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Ran did offer that, but I still did it because
I because you, because you lost the best player.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, I'm a team player. I'm dancing Friday night, bor
less wrestling.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Pull them out stop be a team player.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I mean, you want to do nineties radio.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, you want to do nineties radio. There's nineties radio.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Put them on the glass.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, Tiffany wasn't scared. What nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
All right, guys, Fine, that's fine, it's fine. I just
got to find a way to have new sponsors because
I lost a lot of money in bitcoin recently, so
money bitcoin had its biggest loss ever.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, because it's not real, it's stupidity.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Real, and it's definitely there. He hates. I bought it
at the top, and it turns out you can lose
a lot of money on bitcoin. So we need to
get some new sponsors.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Are you really shocked and surprise at bitcoin.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Bitcoin went from zero dollars to one hundred thousand dollars
for bitcoin. There's a lot of bitcoin millionaires and billions,
and where are they down.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
You hate Jake Paul because he scams people, yet you're
falling for the scam.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Not old Crypto is scams. There's crypto zoo that Jake
Paul or Logan Paul was doing scam.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
How they take over it is.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
We'll hear about that next.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But right now, I got to stick with my one sponsor,
and that's that mortgage guide down from that mortgage guy
Don dot com.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do you want to have a fair value for your mortgage,
then you go with that mortgage guide Don dot com.
He'll get you a big fat mortgage, whether traditional refi,
he locked jumbo loans would be a big fat mortgage
Amber and small business.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Loans check them out. That Moy's gout, Don, and.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
That Moy's got done dot com And so it shall
be nineties radios dead.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So Amber is Ambernova truth seeker in the house.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
He's ready, she's REVVD up and she's ready to go.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
She's weird. You're mixing like two things.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
She's ready, She she's.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Got her tinfoil hat on.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
There, you go putting the tinoil hat on. It's shaped
like a cowboy though.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, so we got Ambernova truth Seeker. When we return,
we don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of
the morning. Well, well, well, by the way, you know,
we're talking about Ambernova. She's gonna be one of the
(13:35):
main events here this Friday night at the at the
last night miss Monster Burless. But she also has a
big match coming up in January, January the sixteenth, out
of Old Man Frank's and Tanners. It's m w O
Wrestling coming out to winter Haven and it's a revenge
match Ambernova.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Versus j C.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Love.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Jac Love is the woman that hit Angelique with a
with a kendowstick and ruined her match. And and Angelique
will be coming out with you that night, and that's
going to be January the sixteenth. And to buy tickets,
those are going to go on sale soon for that
wrestling match, and then also to be on the Ryan
(14:18):
Holmes party bus from from Maitland to winter Haven.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
To wear an Abnova shirt. If you want to be
on the bus, you.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Could your thost tickets will be on sale on Monday
for your party bus.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right, are you excited about the party bus?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm so excited for the party Bush, but there's like
so many things I gotta get through them. I'm not
even like mentally there for party Bush.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yet he's still in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Party bus tickets go on sale Monday. So can you
fake it for a second.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
We got the last tickets to sew.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
We got bike drives to bike, we got party bus tickets.
I'm worried about party bus. Everybody wants to party with
the kod There you head over to winter Haven.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All right, now it's sign for Ambernova Truth Seeker.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's right. Buckle up, we're gonna go to crazy town.
So before I dive into today's conspiracy topic, I do
have a little gift I want to give to Angel
and Russ real quick. Oh and we'll hope that they're
too their liking.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Okay, all right, you got us a gift that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Well this I'll show it up to the camera and
they'll get Oh yeah, I like the guy on the YouTube.
Put him on the glass. I'm about to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Put him on the glass.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Do you know what that means.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'll look at that a Minova shirts.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh, there you go, I got you the Miami Vice one.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Why did you give me my advice? What are you
trying to say?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'll look at that America. I like that.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
I got to give you props.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Do I like those shirts?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now? He's got to make sure I picked the right
sizes for you guys.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Oh this could be offensive.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So which one? So mine is the white one? Yes,
you know, fat guys don't wear white. But I like
that one. That's good.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
What's what's what? Size does should get you?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I don't know how many exes double x, double x.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
That's right, that'll work.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
They run small?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Do they run small?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
They do run small?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like it? There you go. I got Now. I
finally got an Ambernova shirt. You know what? And I'll
wear it tomorrow because I think Teal Piper's coming in.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Okay, can't help. But notice I don't have a shirt.
You have a shirt that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I did that you on your birthday. You are such
a liar.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I paid for it by being your friend.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Now where's my new shirt? Look at that cake?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I should have got to a black one. But I
know you like you got the American flag outfit and
you got some cute you got your your USA jacket,
So I thought you'd like that one.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
But I like it because it's thanks Amberov, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You guys are welcome.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Now I can, but now I can support.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes, you're gonna understand that I got weary, and you
understand that I'm not gonna be able to wear that
when Teal is in, right, because I like signed an
exclusive deal with that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
You're walking out with her.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Well yeah, and you know Monsters of Heathen, you know
that whole merch line and everything.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's okay as long as somebody wears it when she
comes in. There's options.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
My wife won't let me wear a shirt with another
woman on that. I learned that that was a cart.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Because you make it weird. That's why.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
So I don't know what I did that shirt. I
know it's all crunchy somewhere.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's not sure. You wore it not too long and
you wore you were smoking a cigarette and then crumpled.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's good Amba the mechanic and.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You guys, anyone watching on YouTube, you can get my shirt.
From Pro Wrestling Teas dot Com slash Ambernova.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh there you go. You put a little plug in.
That's smart.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I went to Pro Wrestling Teas and it's a very
different website. I thought it was going to make Yeah,
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Type it in.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, it's t e S Pro Wrestling t e e
s ts dot com slash ambernova or you just search
ampnova when you go on the site.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Angel Do you want to trade?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, you don't like the American one?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, thank guys don't wear white.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I'll get you a black one.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
But her, she really thought about it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We grand theft style reflect one.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Bad guys wear white all the time. You've never seen
a sumo wrestler.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
You've never seen boss hog?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah right, oh right, truth singer.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Buckle up, guys. So we already talked a little bit
about this this morning, and it really got me thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You got your thinking what what what got you thinking?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Amber So Amberno's conspiracy topic today?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It's already happening in the world, and it's gonna get
even darker. What smart cities or surveillance cities.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Surveillance cities?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, so you think it's all for convenience or is
it control. So they start off with the convenience of
well they'll do you know, the the cameras everywhere, right,
doesn't bother you?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, why maybe it should bother if there's cameras that
we're watching your every single move.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
There's cameras everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Anyway, it starts like that sounds like it's convenient. It's
for our protection, just like control the digital ID. Imagine
having now everything your bank, your medical info, location events,
anywhere you go and it's all in one place, one
digital ID, and they can track that by watching cameras
everywhere all over the city. So this is how it starts.
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And it's going to be called the New World Order.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You're going to the New World Order.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Well, everything goes back to it, right.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You don't mean like Hulk Cogan macho man.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like, No, I don't mean then wo oh yeah, I
don't mean the nWo Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Sure, new
World Order. I mean the New World Order of control.
Ah See, you see all these cameras and everything all
over the cities. They're called smart cities, and they're gonna
start building them up. And when they do that, they
watch every single thing you do they control And not
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only will they watch what you do, they'll judge what
you do. M so say, yuh oh, well you you
you made a bad comment on an online post, are you?
We were at a protest that we don't want people
protesting in the city. We saw your face at this place.
So then they'll start to control you by deducting points.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Who's they? Who's the they that's doing all of this?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Man who's going to control everybody knows? I hate that.
I'm like with but she's she's not wrong.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I should tell you these smart cities already there's ten
oligarchs that are already trying to get approved from the administration.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
They're doing it here.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I didn't already announced it this year that London said
you will not be able to work in London without
a digital ID. Guess what digital idea? They control everything.
Not only they see and watch what you spend your
money on, but you know you make a post online
that's bad. So what can they do? Just like they
can turn that money on, they can turn it off.
He doesn't grocery store to buy meat. They say you
bought too much meat this week.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
This doesn't affect Russ though, he doesn't mind any of this.
He doesn't mind government over bother me at all. Trust him,
he welcomes it.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Welcome.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
We are literally under a government umbrella with the FCCS.
You can say what you want now, but they can
move that and crack down at any moment.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
But they'll control you with like the low score the
high score. You can travel, you can't travel. You be good,
or you get locked out of the system. I go
to the grocery store and I can't buy this certain
item because they're going to all russ.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Heard you say was be good, and that's what he is.
He's always good.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'll be good.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
They'll deduct points and then those points you can't spend
money on groceries. They control you by not just watching
your every move, but then digital ID, digital currency.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You thought that they'll they'll stop me from eating meat.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
In what you said, Yes, no control how much meat
you buy, how much what unless you have?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know how much?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
That will control him? Well?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well, that's right.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
It's like what you're gonna take my meat away? Watch
how good I am?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, they're not taking my meat away. I don't. I
don't believe that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
The rest cause you have to understand like you're like,
I'm good, I'll be fine. It's it's all based on
like what whoever's in charge thinks he's good. And right now,
whoever is in charge, you don't think what they're doing
is good. And you've been openly vocal about that. Guess
who's gonna go down a few points in the social
credit system gets less meat?
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Old Russy Ray Row.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
But they start with, oh, well, you know, at first
it bothered Russ, who's saying seeing cameras everywhere, Jesus invading
in my privacy or something like that. And then it's like, oh, well,
they make it convenient, and they make it like it's
good for you. Oh, digital idea, it's so convenient. And
then once it's so convenient, it's a matter of control.
And you go to the grocery store and you go
to buy the meat and they're like, Nope, you've bought
too much meat this week, or we saw you speeding,
(22:23):
deduct five points, or you can't travel, and then they
they it's if you and Ryan.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Should work together on this. You should work together to
fight against the man.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're not looking at the bigger pictures, Tamber.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
And Ryan, Yeah, who's going to be holding.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
The remote controlling everybody in these smart cities one day.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The government?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
The government? Hamber?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
What do you think about a company like Pallanteer? What
are your feelings about a company like that?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I need to do my research, Okay, So I like honest,
you know, you do research.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
If they can do something like money expires, money can
be turned off. You can go to the grocery, but
you can't by alcohol. They control your every move and
watch your every step. No, I saw you cross the street,
I saw you do this, I saw you at this protest.
It's it's all they want you to think. These smart cities,
these cameras everywhere, are for our benefit. But eventually you're
gonna have to fight against a tyrant governor government.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, tire, So the company that's going to do everything
that you're talking about would be Vallenteer. That's who.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
That's why I that's why I trying like Peter Thield
is jd Vance's money guy, Like, that's why jad Vance
is in the position that is in this stuff is
had I doubt.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'm now fully on the crazy train.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
This is so annoying fuck up, but we all passenger riding.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
In the car were Yeah, there we go, he's on board. Yeah,
but we.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
We are scary close to the late nineteen hundred's early
twenty nineteen twenties as far as how things are going
in our society, where we had the guilded days before,
where there's these very powerful individuals that are all so
the wroth Child's, it's also just a ton of AI
tech oligarchs too, and they're consolidating money, they're consolidating power,
and then it's it's not a good thing and it's
(24:01):
it wasn't a good thing for workers.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
And workers rights. That's why we had to go through
all that we had to go through in nineteen.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Let's say this, and let's say I I agree with
you too, right, but it doesn't but it doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't like I mean, we
should people should be reacting, and a person that should
be reacting like the most would be a guy like Russ.
And Russ is yawning at you, guys.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
If somebody walked up to the sound crazy, he literally, boss.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
It's literally going to be the markets ship. Okay, that's
a now we're back to crazy.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I understand this, but Russ represents a large portion of
the population who when we are talking about these things,
are bringing these things up. They're like, Okay, you guys,
like he just said, you guys sound crazy, So how
do you like? It's an awesome bit, it's awesome segment,
it's awesome conversation, even the conversation had earlier. But how
do you penetrate through that that kind of layer of
(25:01):
where it remotely becomes interesting to happen.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
That's my question for you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Then Russ is like, where do you think the world
is going? Knowing all the facts that you know about everything,
is it? Is it really just good vibes ahead? And
we're just like, hold on, rainbow, I'm asking my question.
Let him answer the question, all right, but I.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Already know what he's gonna say. He doesn't care, he's
kicking the bucket events. He already said that he doesn't care.
He'll be dead.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
That we have to get like I'm asking the questions right, no,
but like you'll be dead. But where do you think
it's going?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like, honestly, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Every every generation is afraid that the next generation is
going to be this horrible, horrible thing.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
And what's I'm asking you? Where do you think every.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Generation is like, oh my god, the next generation is
going to be terrible, and then things find a way
of straightening out because people straighten them out.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I thinks don't find it.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We we were an anomaly as far as history goes,
and and our very young democracy. As far as history
we've had, We've had countries like Argentina who have like
full on gone dictatorship, Spain, Italy, Germany, Japan. If that's
the people that are living lifetime, now, I get you,
and that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
That's that's a mindset that that happens everywhere else. And
even right now with everything that's happening, everything that's going on,
Russ hit it right. He's like, all this is gonna
work out. There's no reason to get all in a hubbub.
There's no reason to get reactionary like you too. Yeah,
it'll it'll work itself. That's a genuine belief. That's why
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
My belief is, like you were so worried about all
the cameras and you know, Castlebury or whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I believe that they if.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The police department needs those to help keep us all safe,
that's what they're doing. It for they're doing it to
keep us safe. It's not some big thing to get
enslave us all. They're wanting to keep us safe from
from the bad guys.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
How that can be used for evil?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Everything can be used for evil, right, this radio station
can be used for evil.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Case that's ridiculous that it's true.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Every everything can be used for evil.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Logging system that's logging every single person is a little
bit different than of radio stations as comedy, and it
can be used for good.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You both are right, but I'm driving and the wheels
in my hands. This is my segment.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
You tell you're both the right. Okay, I got the wheel,
this is my hands.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I like the fact she took it back.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Lady, lady, lady drivers just hit the ground rolling. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
We both agree that yes, they're used for but we're
talking much much further in the future. And JFK literally
said this, there is a plan to enslave every man,
woman and child with a tyranny government. And what happened
he got shot. Anyways, I just want to Mic drop
on this point.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, Mike drop on this point.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Smart cities, the survelliance, the cameras everywhere, because the future
might not have chains or fences, just pass words and permissions,
and that is how they take control. Passwords, permissions, not
fences and chains like you think when you think of
those things, and then you can't buy no more meat.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Russ Mike Drop.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Now you need an outline, you know, an outline? Watch outline?
What's outline?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're gonna put it in park.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We want to work on that, all right. She just
put it in park. Everybody, you need up a flashier one,
we'll work on that all right.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
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Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, Ambernova, a lot of people believe your conspiracy theories
this week, so you uh yeah, you got a lot
of people that are on team Ambernova.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Thanks guys, welcome back. You're smart, You're you're the awakened.
He awakened some of people.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, there you go said, well, you're not conspiracy theory.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
And understand that Rush thinks that all of you are
loss You're all are crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, welcome back. I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan
and Ambernova. And now it's time for Ryan to tell us.
Do we have any hot takes today?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We do.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
If you want to be a part of the show,
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Speaker 5 (30:03):
Do it do for you boys?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Do it and you hear your something the monsters. After
this little song, it's time for all right, lots of
hot takes today. Let's check him out hot things some
different hours.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yes, Amber is right and it is biblical.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Boom, there you go, Old you Russ number one with women.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Right, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hot egg.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Hey, monsters, Ryan, what fixed the YouTube?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Chap?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
Why the hell can't I comment?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
You probably said something?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Man, Amber, You're out of your mind, Russ, your sweetest
hell keep the beard Angel, I love you, love you
back bye everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Man PSL, thank you sir? All right?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Pumpkin spice, Yeah, port Saint Lucy, whichever you want to go.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, one sounds way more fun.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Hot Deck, Hot take convenience is the ultimate weapon.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yes, Mike, drop um.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
Hot Deck, Top of the Morning Boys sport from jacket.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Hey, Ryan wants to do nineties radio? I thought we
knock out two birds one stone.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
How about in seat of Affair with Fatties, we do
a cruise and call it moves on a cruise, do
eating competitions and buffets stuff. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Also, we learned three things about Amber today.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
She loves drunk coons, no food, and going through.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's always pretty good. I like it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
There you go, We do buffet on a cruise. Load
of my people love eating competitions now, Russy's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Biggest thing that's changed this Fatties, that the people letting
now love to watch people eat.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
There's major league eating. It's a big business.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Dollars. You put it together, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I'm gonna put it together just to annoy you. He will,
and I will do it out of spite on nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Drive.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
If you ever learn anything about me, arrest nothing fuels
me quite like spikes.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
I'm gonna make this happen. I'm talking to the cruise people.
They actually already been talking to the cruise person. I
know exactly what the contact make this happen. He's on
a cruise.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Tell Angel he's got to go on a cruise, and
he's got to pay to go on the cruise.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Gotta go now, he doesn't have to pay. The cruise
is free.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Uh huh yeah, right, everyone that I've talked to, that's
not true.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
We don't pay to go on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Ryan, what about another like Westgate trip? That one was fun.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Okay, let me just call it my good friend Jacqueline
Siegel and see how she's doing.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Uh Hot Friday, Friday Friday.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
The Monsters in the Morning, second annual Miss Monsters Berlecks
contest at the Abbey added attraction traction track. And he's
taking his g string out of the glass trophy case,
giving it a good wash and wrung it out. Stepped
out from behind his DJ booth ready to shake his tush.
He shaved off his You can't keep his long legs
(33:04):
off the ground. It's the one and only I.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Guess we never find out. Gets your hot take ended?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Angel You're secretly is that what you're planning is coming
out of retirement? No?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
No, no, no, not this year. All right, hot, it
might be tempted next year.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Good morning monsters. Hey, I can't wait to go to
the Rest show. It sounds like it's gonna be amazing.
But I'm a feeling that Amber's practicing just as hard
for her routine as Angelique did for her wrestling bits.
So kind of feel like maybe Amber might take a
cand of stick to the knee right before the routine.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Oh not, yere, I just got a feeling. How did
you know?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
That was my plan?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
And I have to do this?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Gosh, darrn. Everyone saw Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You can still dance on one leg if you have to,
hot thing.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Good morning people are into that.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Good morning monsters, Hey, Amber, I got a joke for you.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Not knock.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Ladies?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Ladies, ladies?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Who Sean Cassidy didn't get because he got married when
he was twenty one.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
And missed out on all the poon in the world.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Room. My god, thank you sir, that's exactly what I
was thinking, My god, Sean Cassidy.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
I was still just because of that reaction alone that interview,
which was you know, it was all right, interview whatever,
But your reaction to mode.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
To that is what made it to best of that
we're having that interview because that was a blue ring
hot tag.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
I loved it as cargo my car go one sixty,
swiftly wreck.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It by a new one. Your run, your run married
at twenty one. Oh no, you missed out on so
much poon. Get those ladies, man, that's right. Oh that
was awesome hot big monsters. Yeah, back in the good
old days.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
There's nothing I like better than get late these l
all you men care about that's it.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
We wired that way, yep.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And woman cares about it. She's called something else.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
She called like what give me one?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Like what you guys are just no good? Dirty dog? Scummies?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Boy, I was dirty dog.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I've never been more offended in my life.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Scummies.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
I hurt my last the one feeling or half wanting.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Everybody raid to drive her here, I'm just wondering, uh,
with this promos for you, are we going to get
an Amber I'm a fighter, sure coming through.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, we can make that and we can make that happen.
Can't make that happen, Amva, I'm a fighter. Yeah there
and none of the hot takes for us, Thank you
so much.
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It's not a publix. Is that where you get recognized
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Like everywhere I go, I swear to God, we have
so many great listeners in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Well.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I believe it's Jake that brought the food and they
got to get up early and make all this food.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's fantastic. But he he's a younger fella. He's a
younger fella. And he said, he said this sentence to me,
He said, Hey, did you guys used.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
To do a bit.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Like with fat People at the Fair and I was like, yes,
they did.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That was a classic monster bit, classic times nineties radio
at its finest, even though part of it was in
the early two thousands. And he's like, well what happened
with that? I'm like, Buddy, I wanted to come back.
I think we could do in twenty twenty five, Faties
at the Fair.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, former winner of Fatties at the Fair will be
at Miss the Monster Burlesque. Lady James was a former
winner of Fatty is the Fair.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
There you go, and we talked to her about it.
She loved doing it. She had a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She loved it.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And I know it's twenty twenty five, okay, and you're like,
you know, we gotta be all body positive because of
Lizzo or whatever, But like, you could do it with dudes.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
We could load up.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
We can if we get nobody wants to do it,
Yes we do.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Fat dudes are classically funny.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I think this is a brilliant idea. First of all,
they can still be ladies. I'm just saying we don't
limit it to just ladies only. If you're a fat
dude out there. Text us or go to our YouTube
chat seven seven.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Zero three one. Are you're a fat dude that wants
to be faired? I want to see it. We throw
them all that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
There's nothing funnier than fat person and fat person doing
zany activities always gonna be funny, classically funny.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Eating hot dog contests, stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think the crux of the bit, correct me if
I'm wrong, Russ, was do you feed them a lot?
They could have all the fair food they wanted, and
then the last they go on the they go on the.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Rides, they have to eat and then go on a ride,
and they eat going the ride, and if they if
they threw up, they were out.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh are there other people on these rides? Yes, so
the other people know this.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yes, it's not a surprise they signed up for.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But the fun of it was, each of the monsters
had our own fatty and we could dress them. However
when to dress them, and we were pulling for our
fat These are things we can't do anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Why can't we explain to me why I can't do
this in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't want to be a.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Part of this.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll tell you right now. I'm busy.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I'm booked. We're not doing flatties at the fair.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh damn, what you try to call you flat? She
ain't flat.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I gotta get curved because you're paid for it. It
doesn't count always flip I do squats.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That ass wasn't paid for.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, talking about your ass, But okayest thing that you've
had that is awesome?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
What I say? That's funny?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Look what you said?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did I say no?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Not?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
This wasn't you do? Squad?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I probably.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm a big believers that everybody is a consenting adult
and wants to win a prize by doing it.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What's what's the problem?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Within twenty twenty five, you have to understand Russ YouTubers
are at all times just doing nineties radio like they're
they're all all anytime I see challenges like YouTubers do
for their videos like very famous with I'm like, oh,
this is just nineties radio.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I've seen this done by like several people back in
the day.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, so we should bring it back. We got the cameras,
we got the ability to go on the road.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Let's do it, babies, come on. Big Event twenty twenty six,
the return.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
One of the one of the reasons we did it
is the fair did not want us doing it anymore.
That was the main reason that the client was like, yeah,
this was funny.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
He didn't like the way that they were the light
they were being painted in.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well, they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They loved it for five years and then by year
six they were like it.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Was cleaning of it and all that kind of stuff
all over the place.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, all right, what about fatty fatties at fun spun
fat We can do fatties at that weird Marl Mall,
carny thing that they do it now Mall. Sometimes there's
places that this can be done.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We've been there, we've done that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Right, it's not fatties, hear me out. What if it's
something else? But it's not fast.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Skinnies, it's not skinny's on a slide?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
What I mean? Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
What if it's not to do with fat people or
skinny people, it's just something else that's fun for our
radio listeners.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She's saying the originals.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
What she's saying, don't try to bite off the pass,
that's what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And we don't want people's stuff and hot dogs and
puking on kids.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Kind of been there, done that.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
All right, what about this? What if we hunt the
fatties we get we did We did that with midgets.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We did that with midges.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
We take a bunch of Orlando paintball, we get paintball guns.
Done this, you've done this? Okay, down football gun fling
the fatty. We get a ta We loaded fatty up.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
We set them like like one of they have like
water and one of those bouncing things and the best
fatty wins.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, that's new. I would be open to something new.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You just don't want to do something you've already done
it again.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Already done it.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, d stuff we've done all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No no, no, no no, not like that.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Ninety four wrestling events, Fatty's wrestling. Let's make let's make
rest and wrestler fatty.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, I want to murder people at paintball.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It could be like our listeners versus each other.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We've done that all we've done that. That's fun and.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I would destroy you all, do you think so?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Heck?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it's scary. Actually I remember doing it. When we
did it, it was you know, you get it and
you think it's real.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You know, it hurts and I hit you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
People are hunting you.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, what if you do fatties at the Bear? We
take a big fat person, lock them in a cage
with a bear.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
See who comes out?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No? No, okay, Look, I'm just trying to come up
with ideas if you want to shut them down. We
got people literally asking for that's why.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's like Fatties of the Fair.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That The Timby's guy specifically was like, hey, what about
that fatties fair?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Like what was that a real thing? And I was like,
he wants to see it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
People want to say he wants to feed people and
he works at Timby's. Yeah, wrote his company wants to
feed people.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm just thinking there's there's there's We were always trying
to get new sponsors, We're always trying to brand stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
There's ways to there's ways.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Just feels like we've done it already. Now why do
it again? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Because it's fun we do. I do stuff that I've
done once all the time. It's called missionary position, and
it's pretty fun. It's pretty damn fun.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Bryan, what gosh so weird?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's awkward, and also the other fun part of the
Fatties of the Fair was the song, right, and Bubba
would sing the song and the Fatties would sing along
with the song, and it was like there was I
was a whole thing that was great for that time.
I don't know it could be reproduced and be done
as good as it was done.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Then it can be done better. We can rebuild it technologies,
he said, the fair like.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
For example, there's a reason why they had never made
remade smoking in the bandit right, exactly why because it's perfect.
There you go, perfect. It doesn't know actually the history
of it, the benefit it is, and it doesn't We
don't need to go back.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Somebody said at paintball, pooners at.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Paintball, there you go. That's new Ryan shooting poon a paintball.
Stop you get models.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
We need to quit using hunting for poon hunting.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
If you get if you hit a model in the
legs between them, you get a point. No, yeah, we're
not doing that. Why not?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Terrible whatever?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Man, you guys aren't fun anymore. You guys, I thought
you were the monsters. I thought you guys were cool.
Now it's like, no, I was realizing that today, He's like,
oh no.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I'm sure shitting sit in the studio and do nothing
fun and just eat begnets all day.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
From you got yourself a dunk tank at your own comments.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I'm doing stuff, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Stopped, Wait a minute. The dunk tach was Russ's idea.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Ran did offer that, but I still did it because
I because you, because you lost the best player.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, I'm a team player. I'm dancing Friday night, bor
less wrestling.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Pull them out stop be a team player.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I mean, you want to do nineties radio.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, you want to do nineties radio. There's nineties radio.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Put them on the glass.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, Tiffany wasn't scared. What nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
All right, guys, Fine, that's fine, it's fine. I just
got to find a way to have new sponsors because
I lost a lot of money in bitcoin recently, so
money bitcoin had its biggest loss ever.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, because it's not real, it's stupidity.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Real, and it's definitely there. He hates. I bought it
at the top, and it turns out you can lose
a lot of money on bitcoin. So we need to
get some new sponsors.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Are you really shocked and surprise at bitcoin.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Bitcoin went from zero dollars to one hundred thousand dollars
for bitcoin. There's a lot of bitcoin millionaires and billions,
and where are they down.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
You hate Jake Paul because he scams people, yet you're
falling for the scam.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Not old Crypto is scams. There's crypto zoo that Jake
Paul or Logan Paul was doing scam.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
How they take over it is.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
We'll hear about that next.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But right now, I got to stick with my one sponsor,
and that's that mortgage guide down from that mortgage guy
Don dot com.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
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then you go with that mortgage guide Don dot com.
He'll get you a big fat mortgage, whether traditional refi,
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Speaker 4 (12:50):
That Moy's got done dot com And so it shall
be nineties radios dead.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So Amber is Ambernova truth seeker in the house.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
He's ready, she's REVVD up and she's ready to go.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
She's weird. You're mixing like two things.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
She's ready, She she's.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Got her tinfoil hat on.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
There, you go putting the tinoil hat on. It's shaped
like a cowboy though.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, so we got Ambernova truth Seeker. When we return,
we don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of
the morning. Well, well, well, by the way, you know,
we're talking about Ambernova. She's gonna be one of the
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main events here this Friday night at the at the
last night miss Monster Burless. But she also has a
big match coming up in January, January the sixteenth, out
of Old Man Frank's and Tanners. It's m w O
Wrestling coming out to winter Haven and it's a revenge
match Ambernova.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Versus j C.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Love.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Jac Love is the woman that hit Angelique with a
with a kendowstick and ruined her match. And and Angelique
will be coming out with you that night, and that's
going to be January the sixteenth. And to buy tickets,
those are going to go on sale soon for that
wrestling match, and then also to be on the Ryan
(14:18):
Holmes party bus from from Maitland to winter Haven.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
To wear an Abnova shirt. If you want to be
on the bus, you.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Could your thost tickets will be on sale on Monday
for your party bus.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right, are you excited about the party bus?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm so excited for the party Bush, but there's like
so many things I gotta get through them. I'm not
even like mentally there for party Bush.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yet he's still in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Party bus tickets go on sale Monday. So can you
fake it for a second.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
We got the last tickets to sew.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
We got bike drives to bike, we got party bus tickets.
I'm worried about party bus. Everybody wants to party with
the kod There you head over to winter Haven.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All right, now it's sign for Ambernova Truth Seeker.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's right. Buckle up, we're gonna go to crazy town.
So before I dive into today's conspiracy topic, I do
have a little gift I want to give to Angel
and Russ real quick. Oh and we'll hope that they're
too their liking.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Okay, all right, you got us a gift that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Well this I'll show it up to the camera and
they'll get Oh yeah, I like the guy on the YouTube.
Put him on the glass. I'm about to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Put him on the glass.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Do you know what that means.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'll look at that a Minova shirts.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh, there you go, I got you the Miami Vice one.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Why did you give me my advice? What are you
trying to say?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'll look at that America. I like that.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
I got to give you props.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Do I like those shirts?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Now? He's got to make sure I picked the right
sizes for you guys.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Oh this could be offensive.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So which one? So mine is the white one? Yes,
you know, fat guys don't wear white. But I like
that one. That's good.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
What's what's what? Size does should get you?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I don't know how many exes double x, double x.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
That's right, that'll work.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
They run small?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Do they run small?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
They do run small?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like it? There you go. I got Now. I
finally got an Ambernova shirt. You know what? And I'll
wear it tomorrow because I think Teal Piper's coming in.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Okay, can't help. But notice I don't have a shirt.
You have a shirt that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I did that you on your birthday. You are such
a liar.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I paid for it by being your friend.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Now where's my new shirt? Look at that cake?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I should have got to a black one. But I
know you like you got the American flag outfit and
you got some cute you got your your USA jacket,
So I thought you'd like that one.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
But I like it because it's thanks Amberov, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You guys are welcome.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Now I can, but now I can support.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes, you're gonna understand that I got weary, and you
understand that I'm not gonna be able to wear that
when Teal is in, right, because I like signed an
exclusive deal with that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
You're walking out with her.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Well yeah, and you know Monsters of Heathen, you know
that whole merch line and everything.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's okay as long as somebody wears it when she
comes in. There's options.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
My wife won't let me wear a shirt with another
woman on that. I learned that that was a cart.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Because you make it weird. That's why.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
So I don't know what I did that shirt. I
know it's all crunchy somewhere.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's not sure. You wore it not too long and
you wore you were smoking a cigarette and then crumpled.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's good Amba the mechanic and.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
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From Pro Wrestling Teas dot Com slash Ambernova.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh there you go. You put a little plug in.
That's smart.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I went to Pro Wrestling Teas and it's a very
different website. I thought it was going to make Yeah,
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Type it in.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, it's t e S Pro Wrestling t e e
s ts dot com slash ambernova or you just search
ampnova when you go on the site.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Angel Do you want to trade?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, you don't like the American one?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, thank guys don't wear white.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I'll get you a black one.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
But her, she really thought about it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
We grand theft style reflect one.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Bad guys wear white all the time. You've never seen
a sumo wrestler.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
You've never seen boss hog?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah right, oh right, truth singer.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Buckle up, guys. So we already talked a little bit
about this this morning, and it really got me thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You got your thinking what what what got you thinking?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Amber So Amberno's conspiracy topic today?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It's already happening in the world, and it's gonna get
even darker. What smart cities or surveillance cities.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Surveillance cities?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, so you think it's all for convenience or is
it control. So they start off with the convenience of
well they'll do you know, the the cameras everywhere, right,
doesn't bother you?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Right?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, why maybe it should bother if there's cameras that
we're watching your every single move.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
There's cameras everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Anyway, it starts like that sounds like it's convenient. It's
for our protection, just like control the digital ID. Imagine
having now everything your bank, your medical info, location events,
anywhere you go and it's all in one place, one
digital ID, and they can track that by watching cameras
everywhere all over the city. So this is how it starts.
(19:21):
And it's going to be called the New World Order.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You're going to the New World Order.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Well, everything goes back to it, right.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You don't mean like Hulk Cogan macho man.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like, No, I don't mean then wo oh yeah, I
don't mean the nWo Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Sure, new
World Order. I mean the New World Order of control.
Ah See, you see all these cameras and everything all
over the cities. They're called smart cities, and they're gonna
start building them up. And when they do that, they
watch every single thing you do they control And not
(19:51):
only will they watch what you do, they'll judge what
you do. M so say, yuh oh, well you you
you made a bad comment on an online post, are you?
We were at a protest that we don't want people
protesting in the city. We saw your face at this place.
So then they'll start to control you by deducting points.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Who's they? Who's the they that's doing all of this?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Man who's going to control everybody knows? I hate that.
I'm like with but she's she's not wrong.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I should tell you these smart cities already there's ten
oligarchs that are already trying to get approved from the administration.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
They're doing it here.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I didn't already announced it this year that London said
you will not be able to work in London without
a digital ID. Guess what digital idea? They control everything.
Not only they see and watch what you spend your
money on, but you know you make a post online
that's bad. So what can they do? Just like they
can turn that money on, they can turn it off.
He doesn't grocery store to buy meat. They say you
bought too much meat this week.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
This doesn't affect Russ though, he doesn't mind any of this.
He doesn't mind government over bother me at all. Trust him,
he welcomes it.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Welcome.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
We are literally under a government umbrella with the FCCS.
You can say what you want now, but they can
move that and crack down at any moment.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
But they'll control you with like the low score the
high score. You can travel, you can't travel. You be good,
or you get locked out of the system. I go
to the grocery store and I can't buy this certain
item because they're going to all russ.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Heard you say was be good, and that's what he is.
He's always good.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'll be good.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
They'll deduct points and then those points you can't spend
money on groceries. They control you by not just watching
your every move, but then digital ID, digital currency.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
You thought that they'll they'll stop me from eating meat.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
In what you said, Yes, no control how much meat
you buy, how much what unless you have?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know how much?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
That will control him? Well?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well, that's right.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
It's like what you're gonna take my meat away? Watch
how good I am?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, they're not taking my meat away. I don't. I
don't believe that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
The rest cause you have to understand like you're like,
I'm good, I'll be fine. It's it's all based on
like what whoever's in charge thinks he's good. And right now,
whoever is in charge, you don't think what they're doing
is good. And you've been openly vocal about that. Guess
who's gonna go down a few points in the social
credit system gets less meat?
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Old Russy Ray Row.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
But they start with, oh, well, you know, at first
it bothered Russ, who's saying seeing cameras everywhere, Jesus invading
in my privacy or something like that. And then it's like, oh, well,
they make it convenient, and they make it like it's
good for you. Oh, digital idea, it's so convenient. And
then once it's so convenient, it's a matter of control.
And you go to the grocery store and you go
to buy the meat and they're like, Nope, you've bought
too much meat this week, or we saw you speeding,
(22:23):
deduct five points, or you can't travel, and then they
they it's if you and Ryan.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Should work together on this. You should work together to
fight against the man.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're not looking at the bigger pictures, Tamber.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
And Ryan, Yeah, who's going to be holding.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
The remote controlling everybody in these smart cities one day.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The government?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
The government? Hamber?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
What do you think about a company like Pallanteer? What
are your feelings about a company like that?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I need to do my research, Okay, So I like honest,
you know, you do research.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
If they can do something like money expires, money can
be turned off. You can go to the grocery, but
you can't by alcohol. They control your every move and
watch your every step. No, I saw you cross the street,
I saw you do this, I saw you at this protest.
It's it's all they want you to think. These smart cities,
these cameras everywhere, are for our benefit. But eventually you're
gonna have to fight against a tyrant governor government.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, tire, So the company that's going to do everything
that you're talking about would be Vallenteer. That's who.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
That's why I that's why I trying like Peter Thield
is jd Vance's money guy, Like, that's why jad Vance
is in the position that is in this stuff is
had I doubt.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'm now fully on the crazy train.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
This is so annoying fuck up, but we all passenger riding.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
In the car were Yeah, there we go, he's on board. Yeah,
but we.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
We are scary close to the late nineteen hundred's early
twenty nineteen twenties as far as how things are going
in our society, where we had the guilded days before,
where there's these very powerful individuals that are all so
the wroth Child's, it's also just a ton of AI
tech oligarchs too, and they're consolidating money, they're consolidating power,
and then it's it's not a good thing and it's
(24:01):
it wasn't a good thing for workers.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
And workers rights. That's why we had to go through
all that we had to go through in nineteen.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Let's say this, and let's say I I agree with
you too, right, but it doesn't but it doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't like I mean, we
should people should be reacting, and a person that should
be reacting like the most would be a guy like Russ.
And Russ is yawning at you, guys.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
If somebody walked up to the sound crazy, he literally, boss.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
It's literally going to be the markets ship. Okay, that's
a now we're back to crazy.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I understand this, but Russ represents a large portion of
the population who when we are talking about these things,
are bringing these things up. They're like, Okay, you guys,
like he just said, you guys sound crazy, So how
do you like? It's an awesome bit, it's awesome segment,
it's awesome conversation, even the conversation had earlier. But how
do you penetrate through that that kind of layer of
(25:01):
where it remotely becomes interesting to happen.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
That's my question for you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Then Russ is like, where do you think the world
is going? Knowing all the facts that you know about everything,
is it? Is it really just good vibes ahead? And
we're just like, hold on, rainbow, I'm asking my question.
Let him answer the question, all right, but I.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Already know what he's gonna say. He doesn't care, he's
kicking the bucket events. He already said that he doesn't care.
He'll be dead.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
That we have to get like I'm asking the questions right, no,
but like you'll be dead. But where do you think
it's going?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like, honestly, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Every every generation is afraid that the next generation is
going to be this horrible, horrible thing.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
And what's I'm asking you? Where do you think every.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Generation is like, oh my god, the next generation is
going to be terrible, and then things find a way
of straightening out because people straighten them out.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
I thinks don't find it.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We we were an anomaly as far as history goes,
and and our very young democracy. As far as history
we've had, We've had countries like Argentina who have like
full on gone dictatorship, Spain, Italy, Germany, Japan. If that's
the people that are living lifetime, now, I get you,
and that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
That's that's a mindset that that happens everywhere else. And
even right now with everything that's happening, everything that's going on,
Russ hit it right. He's like, all this is gonna
work out. There's no reason to get all in a hubbub.
There's no reason to get reactionary like you too. Yeah,
it'll it'll work itself. That's a genuine belief. That's why
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
My belief is, like you were so worried about all
the cameras and you know, Castlebury or whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I believe that they if.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The police department needs those to help keep us all safe,
that's what they're doing. It for they're doing it to
keep us safe. It's not some big thing to get
enslave us all. They're wanting to keep us safe from
from the bad guys.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
How that can be used for evil?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Everything can be used for evil, right, this radio station
can be used for evil.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Case that's ridiculous that it's true.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Every everything can be used for evil.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Logging system that's logging every single person is a little
bit different than of radio stations as comedy, and it
can be used for good.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You both are right, but I'm driving and the wheels
in my hands. This is my segment.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
You tell you're both the right. Okay, I got the wheel,
this is my hands.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I like the fact she took it back.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Lady, lady, lady drivers just hit the ground rolling. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
We both agree that yes, they're used for but we're
talking much much further in the future. And JFK literally
said this, there is a plan to enslave every man,
woman and child with a tyranny government. And what happened
he got shot. Anyways, I just want to Mic drop
on this point.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, Mike drop on this point.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Smart cities, the survelliance, the cameras everywhere, because the future
might not have chains or fences, just pass words and permissions,
and that is how they take control. Passwords, permissions, not
fences and chains like you think when you think of
those things, and then you can't buy no more meat.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Russ Mike Drop.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Now you need an outline, you know, an outline? Watch outline?
What's outline?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're gonna put it in park.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We want to work on that, all right. She just
put it in park. Everybody, you need up a flashier one,
we'll work on that all right.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
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Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, Ambernova, a lot of people believe your conspiracy theories
this week, so you uh yeah, you got a lot
of people that are on team Ambernova.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Thanks guys, welcome back. You're smart, You're you're the awakened.
He awakened some of people.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, there you go said, well, you're not conspiracy theory.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
And understand that Rush thinks that all of you are
loss You're all are crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, welcome back. I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan
and Ambernova. And now it's time for Ryan to tell us.
Do we have any hot takes today?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We do.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go the iHeartRadio app used the talkback function and sent
us as the number one pre set on your smartphone
and your smart car that's up at the top of
a little plus symbols.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Do it do for you boys?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Do it and you hear your something the monsters. After
this little song, it's time for all right, lots of
hot takes today. Let's check him out hot things some
different hours.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Yes, Amber is right and it is biblical.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Boom, there you go, Old you Russ number one with women.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Right, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hot egg.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Hey, monsters, Ryan, what fixed the YouTube?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Chap?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
Why the hell can't I comment?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
You probably said something?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Man, Amber, You're out of your mind, Russ, your sweetest
hell keep the beard Angel, I love you, love you
back bye everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Man PSL, thank you sir? All right?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Pumpkin spice, Yeah, port Saint Lucy, whichever you want to go.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, one sounds way more fun.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Hot Deck, Hot take convenience is the ultimate weapon.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yes, Mike, drop um.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
Hot Deck, Top of the Morning Boys sport from jacket.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Hey, Ryan wants to do nineties radio? I thought we
knock out two birds one stone.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
How about in seat of Affair with Fatties, we do
a cruise and call it moves on a cruise, do
eating competitions and buffets stuff. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Also, we learned three things about Amber today.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
She loves drunk coons, no food, and going through.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's always pretty good. I like it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
There you go, We do buffet on a cruise. Load
of my people love eating competitions now, Russy's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Biggest thing that's changed this Fatties, that the people letting
now love to watch people eat.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
There's major league eating. It's a big business.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Dollars. You put it together, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I'm gonna put it together just to annoy you. He will,
and I will do it out of spite on nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Drive.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
If you ever learn anything about me, arrest nothing fuels
me quite like spikes.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
I'm gonna make this happen. I'm talking to the cruise people.
They actually already been talking to the cruise person. I
know exactly what the contact make this happen. He's on
a cruise.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Tell Angel he's got to go on a cruise, and
he's got to pay to go on the cruise.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Gotta go now, he doesn't have to pay. The cruise
is free.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Uh huh yeah, right, everyone that I've talked to, that's
not true.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
We don't pay to go on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Ryan, what about another like Westgate trip? That one was fun.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Okay, let me just call it my good friend Jacqueline
Siegel and see how she's doing.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Uh Hot Friday, Friday Friday.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
The Monsters in the Morning, second annual Miss Monsters Berlecks
contest at the Abbey added attraction traction track. And he's
taking his g string out of the glass trophy case,
giving it a good wash and wrung it out. Stepped
out from behind his DJ booth ready to shake his tush.
He shaved off his You can't keep his long legs
(33:04):
off the ground. It's the one and only I.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Guess we never find out. Gets your hot take ended?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Angel You're secretly is that what you're planning is coming
out of retirement? No?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
No, no, no, not this year. All right, hot, it
might be tempted next year.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Good morning monsters. Hey, I can't wait to go to
the Rest show. It sounds like it's gonna be amazing.
But I'm a feeling that Amber's practicing just as hard
for her routine as Angelique did for her wrestling bits.
So kind of feel like maybe Amber might take a
cand of stick to the knee right before the routine.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Oh not, yere, I just got a feeling. How did
you know?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
That was my plan?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
And I have to do this?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Gosh, darrn. Everyone saw Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You can still dance on one leg if you have to,
hot thing.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Good morning people are into that.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Good morning monsters, Hey, Amber, I got a joke for you.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Not knock.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Ladies?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Ladies, ladies?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Who Sean Cassidy didn't get because he got married when
he was twenty one.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
And missed out on all the poon in the world.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Room. My god, thank you sir, that's exactly what I
was thinking, My god, Sean Cassidy.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
I was still just because of that reaction alone that interview,
which was you know, it was all right, interview whatever,
But your reaction to mode.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
To that is what made it to best of that
we're having that interview because that was a blue ring
hot tag.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
I loved it as cargo my car go one sixty,
swiftly wreck.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
It by a new one. Your run, your run married
at twenty one. Oh no, you missed out on so
much poon. Get those ladies, man, that's right. Oh that
was awesome hot big monsters. Yeah, back in the good
old days.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
There's nothing I like better than get late these l
all you men care about that's it.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
We wired that way, yep.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And woman cares about it. She's called something else.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
She called like what give me one?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Like what you guys are just no good? Dirty dog? Scummies?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Boy, I was dirty dog.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I've never been more offended in my life.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Scummies.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
I hurt my last the one feeling or half wanting.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Everybody raid to drive her here, I'm just wondering, uh,
with this promos for you, are we going to get
an Amber I'm a fighter, sure coming through.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, we can make that and we can make that happen.
Can't make that happen, Amva, I'm a fighter. Yeah there
and none of the hot takes for us, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Had a chance to win back her title in January,
hopefully Chicken or not in January, but maybe at Miss
at the birthday birthday this year. But this coming Friday,
it's Miss Monster Burlesque happening at the Abbey downtown Orlando,
Angelague the Dance and Queen am Renova Daisybel Toro. Of course,
Angel's gonna be your Djay Ryan and I are going
(36:07):
to be hosting it bb caliber her last time as
Miss Monster bur Less and five new competitors along with
the Lady James, all performing this Friday. Get your tickets
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Speaker 3 (36:25):
What you got Ambernova, Follow me Ambernova seventy three and
follow Real Radio one of four one I hope to
see you all at the Abby this Friday night at
seven pm, where I will be taking the stage, not
stepping into a ring.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Bring your ones, bring your one dollar bills, twenties Great
and your.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Twenties Angel what you got?
Speaker 6 (36:42):
You can hit me up on any social media platform.
It's Official Angel. Email me Angel at Real Radio dot Fm.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Ryanholmes follow Instagram at Ryan Holmes Comedy for my new
podcast with Amernova called Scoman the Dummy.
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Speaker 1 (37:09):
Say tune for the News Junkie right after The Monsters.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Corban Show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
We're back tomorrow for a weekend Eve edition of The
Monsters from Ambernova, Angel and Ryan Hey, the.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Leaders Mess Up Man Man at One Awesome Wrestling Landy
Russ All, I want to.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Rock Froli guys, Thank you so much for listening. We
ain't gotta go home. We gotta get the hell upbody here,
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