December 2, 2025 • 39 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness gets big timed at the Farmers Market while selling his kettle corn. Best selling Monsters Merch. Brands the Gen Alpha love. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Join us this Friday night, big party at the Abbey
with the Monster celebrating an incredible year. I mean really
a number one show all year long, which is pretty awesome.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We're gonna throw down this Friday at the Abbey. Miss
Monster Burlasky, Angelique, the Dancing Queen performing am Bernova, is
gonna try to.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Do last maybe dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's gonna be something. Daisy del Toro be the BB Caliber.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Her final performance as Miss Monster ber last five new competitors.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Angel's gonna be uh DJing Ryan and I. We're just
drinking and walking on.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Stage, barely walking, barely walking on stage.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We'll be leaning on stage, is what I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When we drink drinking tequila, I say, a big party.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Why don't you, Why don't you bottle old Johnny Walker blue.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'll bring some triple R blended, bring my own whiskey.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All right, I guess it works too, That works too.
You're just strong.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It is strong, is really strong.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I had I was drinking it the other night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh and yeah, it'll it'll, it'll wind your watch as
my father would say. Uh, now it's Sime for the
King of my ride Holmes and make his daily proclamation thing.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Binging, take it away this time for the telephonom shut
some of the key with the T shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay o.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That more brody Bye.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
That mortgage guy done from you guessed it and mortgage
guide down dot com. But more on him later. You know,
I forgot about something that happened to me over the weekend,
and I got beef.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I got I got local media beef.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh it's Russ reminded me that Saturday was small business Saturday.
It was, yeah, And I have the smallest of local businesses.
I have a ten x ten square at a farmer's
market where I sell, believe.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It or not, guys, kettle corn. I don't know if
you know that about me.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's the kettle corn. And I'm out there. I'm out
there doing the damn thing on Saturday. And who do
I see.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Roll up in their in their with their camera crews
Fox thirty five and Channel two, oh both of them,
and they're out there.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Interviewing people at the farmers market for small business Saturday.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Anyone we know from the two places.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Uh No, I did not recognize the Beach reporters that
were out there, But I'm like, Okay, I'm standing there,
and I'm like, well, obviously the biggest draw at the
Farmer's Mark, it's gonna be the cattle corn stand.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, with the King of DeMar, local celebrity, local hero
Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're over there messing about with the hummus.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
People and the bread guy and like the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Guy, Pat Pat what's face still out there?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
He has someone that's out there selling his goop dogs,
but it's not him.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He ain't selling goop dogs. Pat Clark's not out there anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Uh. And so I was like, I'm gonna wait around.
I'm staying at the front of my tent. I'm like,
obviously the news channels are gonna come to the big
Dog cattle corn stand at some point.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, of course, did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They just bounced around everybody but me.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Did you do the thing where it's like, I don't
know who either of y'all are, but y'all should know
who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Is that what you were doing?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I mean like I was out there, chested out, ready
to be.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Interviewed, you know what I mean? Like I'm Ryan, I'm
rying home. I look like I'm somebody you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Don't have a sign out there that says right holmes
from the monsters to get more attention.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No shame on you. I'll order you make one for you.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, you can make one, all right, all right, I'll
put one out of you. Make it, uh now, Because normally,
like I'm working, you know, like I got a lot
of monster fans that come out.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But monster fans they want to talk, and I got
I got, I got.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Products to sell, I got lines to move, I got
so I can only talk for a seconds. I always
feel bad because I'm always like talking to and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Like, all right, I gotta get back to doing the
damn thing.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I was disappointed with the news, with the local news
not still kettle corn stand at the Farmers Mark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I would have given them a great interview. I would
have given a viral interview.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know what if you would have done what your
mother told you to, and if you had been dressed
up like tell me to.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Do with my mother dressed like a cowboy, like dressing like.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Was her gimmick was they all dressed like cowboys, they
would have come to see you're just a boring looking.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man in a T shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
My gimmick is that this cook.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
This corn is cooked by local celebrity Ryan Holmes's.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No one else has song. Drake doesn't have a cattle
corn stand. Okay, you don't see you don't see brud
On mars is cotton candy.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
No, but you get local celebrity Rod holmest corn.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's special.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Nothing to indicate that it's you. Right, people should know.
So you did? So you did? You know?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I get people come out some time a stand.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Up, make a stand up sign. I just ordered like
four stand up signs yesterday. They're not that much. You
should order one that's got.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You on it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What'd you get to stand there for? Signs for what?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I got them for the wrestling thing that's coming up
because it be signing autographs and all that kind of stuff.
And here here's mine, like mine looks like this, so
you know, just got me and it says monsters.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know it's just you on there.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
This is for me.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I thought it's the monsters.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I also have one for the monsters.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Let make sure the one I got for the sign
that the rush rolland sign this has got that's got.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're still not on that one.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, it's the words say monster.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It's got monsters and then and I've got this one
that's got it's just monsters by itself.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Okay, still got us on there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Angel?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Is that interest?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Do you mean your ugly face nor ugly?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, that's promoting me because I'm the owner of m
w O. That that was from when I signed autographs
for me.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But what about what about Ryan Holmes his party bus
which is coming out to win her?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Hay your old sign, get your he's telling about it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Says Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Kettlecorn man.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You know what, I'll make you a sign. You're you're
not in the place that you want to be with
that right.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I also ordered this sign that's monsters in real radio.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know you got a literal sign with you on
the US face.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's for me.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's when I'm with Amber, and Amber's got one and
she's it's her standing sign. She's got a big sign
when she signs her almost and I'm gonna be at
the table with her, so I gotta sign to match hers.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So if I'm about other celebrities, is Angel and Ryan
who are there on the monsters as well?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know what I'm telling you get just that's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He did. Yeah, he's not kicking down for it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I'm gonna be at this event. Why do I not
have a sign?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You don't need a sign. You need to sign for coboard.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's literally fifty people on a bus. I should have
a son.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're not signing autographs with the.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sign autographs with the wrestlers.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I've signed some autographs. People want my signature.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What I'm saying is many jet companies want my signature.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
If you were smart, and I know you're not, if
you were smart, you would get a sign for your
kettle corn that says.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ryan for the monsters and use what costs money.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
It costs sixty seven dollars to.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Make the sign, A lot of money. That's that's eleven
bags of kettle corns.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You gamble that away every day. You said you're a detment.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
But the thing about the gambling is eventually I'm gonna
win all of the money, and eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You'll make more money if you have a sign that
people know.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What you need a sign. I gotta just complain.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You just complained that the news did not come over
and talk to you with you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I feel snubbed. I get my channel two would snub me. Okay,
we don't ever talk about Channel two. We're thirty five
people or six people here. I get Channel two. Don't
come over to me Channel two. I don't even want
to talk to you Channel two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I love Channel two.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Fox thirty five is out there. They'll come and say, hell.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Out, I love Channel two.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I feel like I might have upset your lady from
the four o seven mar Lisa.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Marlesa is on vacation. She's wonderful. Don't talk bad about Marlsa.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I watch.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I'm just saying, did I I feel like I have
called her like mar Lisa?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's other local celebrity.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You know why is your people not talking to me?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't have because they didn't know it was you,
because you don't have to sign.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You don't have the sentence to get a sign like
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
We called you dumb again.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
No, I'm just like the problem is okay, Like I did,
people get on me all the time because I like,
while I have money, I am always going to be
mentally poor.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well I think I don't think there's a wait for
me to that.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Like my grandma, who was raised in the Depression, was
always mentally poor.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Even though she wasn't poor later in life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You know what I mean, for the investment of sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Dollars, seven dollars a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Of money sign that you just pull up and it's
right in front of your tent, and people are like, oh,
that's fine for the monsters.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Sixty seven dollars is the current price of Call of Duty,
the newest one that came out, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's the garbage one nobody wants.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's called priorities.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, Ryan, he said, you don't have priorities people.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I could expand my kettle corn empire if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You don't want to, but I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I have to work the Kettlecorn radio don't pay enough,
so I do the one extra day a week so
I can, like at least live, You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Lavishsh saw that he's accustomed to rush someone saying, did
you make a sign for Teal Piper?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
She's the chance, No I, and they're like, you made.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
One for Amber. I did not make one for Amber.
Amber made her own, and she's had one, and so
while she's out there signing autographs, I'm like, well, I
should have one too, that's on me to get my own.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And that's what I did because I am smart.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
All right, Well, Christmas is coming.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Why don't you for Christmas get your boy to ko
d got got you something?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
What did you get me again?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Talk about the bat tell angel about the battery holder.
You told me in private. You didn't have the balls
to say it on the air.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What did you tell me in private about the battery holder?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yes, and it was trash. It was a trash gid.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, it's not what you said.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You said, don't be real.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Two years later, I finally used the thing you gave me.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I sat in the back of my Santa Fe for
a long time and I finally had to clean out
my Santa Fe because I'm trading it in, and so
I pulled out this battery holder that Russ got us
for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Was it one year ago or two years ago?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It was like two years it's two years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What do you get? What did you get us last year?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Then?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe it was last year. I think it was last year.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Might have been last year. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
He's gotten us a gun, a knife, and a battery holder.
Two of those things are cool. Uh uh So, so
I take out the batter hold, and I don't know
about I don't know how you guys do this. I
know how you do it, Rush, but I just have
a drawer full of batteries. I don't know if they work.
I don't know which ones are good. I don't know
which you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Remember any of You don't remember any of this, do you? Ryan?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
So that was that was the that's the reason why
he went.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, well there you go. So I sat there. The
coolest part about the stupid battery holder.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It's stupid battery had a thing that tells you test
the batteries.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So I sat there for.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Two hours the other day testing batteries, getting rid of batteries,
stuffing this thing full.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was having so much fun. It actually ended up
being a pretty good gift.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's a great gift.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
And then then you got like a briefcase full of
batteries that work. If you ever need a battery, go
and get it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, no, it's good.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I didn't. I just don't have that many batteries.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But I'll tell you that it made me feel like
an old man.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
I was, Yeah, so I don't have enough batteries or
I don't have enough things with batteries that, like, I
could use it all the way to use the function
for it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But dude, my father loves that.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
There.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You regifted it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You regifted the battery all.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This is what my wife. And my wife was like,
why you always get them something they don't like the stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You get, I feel compelled to get them.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
No, Like Ryan said, the knife was awesome. Still use
the knife around the house. Yeah, the big one yeah.
And then and then I got to the other one
that was a multi tool one. Yeah, so I got
that one. That one's in the car, Yeah, that was
in the car. That one in the car in the
glove compartment. And then the battery holder was cool, and
then the and then.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
The the lamest gift you think that you got us.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I still play with it, but I gotta be careful
where I play with that because it resembles a real
gun way way too much.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I actually grabbed that the other day instead of my
real gun. I was upset about it. Live in a
weird neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I would never bring that out in my neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, walk my dog with it? Uh so yeah, Well,
thank you for the battery hold.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Would you would you rather be put in the hands
of somebody who's thirty. He loves it. I'm not telling you,
but I got you something.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I want a cattle cornn you've.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Got a guy, if I if I can, if I
here's here's if you let me, and I'll do you right.
Like you know what Angel just so you know, for
his trip, for his trip, for his his bus trip,
right like, I'm like, hey man, you need to have
a little little thing made up.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
For your bus trip. Yeah, I'll get to it. I'll
get there.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm like, so I know he wasn't gonna do it right,
So I'm like, like, I'll do it for you if
you want, and I'll show it to you and if
you want to change it, you can change it. And
then I made him one and it looks really good,
doesn't it. I did you right, So I will do
you right. I'll make you a sign. I gotta say
straight say straight face. I got all these bad thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
In my head. Did you like? Can I will do
you one for you? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Don't like that? Don't like that at all?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Look I made that for him though, for his his
bus trip and that cold January you can't see it.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Look at there. Yeah, he's not putting it on the camera.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Put it on the camera, Ryan, it's on he Oh
he can't see on that camera.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I want angel to see it.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Uh there you go right that they're not good.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's Ryant Holmes driving a bus going
to winter Haven for the uh for the bar meter
triangle for the wrestling match. So I'll make you one
similar to that that says Ryan Holmes kettle corn from
the monsters.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, how much is it?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I need another picture of you?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You need another picture, a.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Picture of you? You got a photo show with him starts.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's what happens an.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Updated when I'm doing cartoony one. All right, well you're
a cartoon all right.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Well look I'm Bobby Sobby.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I need to get I need to sign.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let me get some signage, man, because I've been making
negative money lately Adol Farmer's market. So maybe you're right, Russ,
you are the king.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, let people know it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Should be delicious product. That's what people there.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You sound like, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's about the food.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Sizzle.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Nobody cares sizzle. It's selling a sizzle. It's it's kiss. Whoops,
did I just cut down my own man?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Come on, get you on dope ass tent.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know who's good branding guys? Who's that that mortgage
guy down? From that mortgage guy down dot com? Deep
you don't miss the boat with him if you compare
the quote. I'll tell you that right now, not never,
not even once. And if you're looking to do small
business loans, maybe I should just take out a loan
and really upgrade all my stuff. Might call don later.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Small business loans, mortgages. He locks refis reverse mortgages. He
does it all.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
He's got a thousand five star Google reviews, and he's
good at branding.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's why you remember, don't miss the boat.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guy down and check
out a show on Saturday's Home Loans Radio from nine
to ten thirty here.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
On Real Radio and show it shall be all right, We're.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Gonna take a little break.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
We got more big dumb fun out so I can
give you the I just got the all the numbers
for the year on our monster merchandise. And do you
want to know, well, what sold the most, I'll tell
you what it would sold the most so far this
say when we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening
(16:18):
to the Manster in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Hey, thanks for listening to the Monsters in the.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Morning on Real Radio one oh four point one. Hope
we've helped you have a good morning so far. What
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Speaker 2 (17:03):
That'd be cool, and then leave us a hot take.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You see the microphone, click on the microphone and leave
us a message and we'll play those in the next
segment so you can hear yourself on the radio in
a minute, which is kind of fun and.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Kind of cool. Well, what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan, and one of
the things last year we wanted to do. You know,
at the end of the year, you start thinking, okay,
you know New Year's resolutions, what are we gonna do
this year? And one of the things we wanted to
do was to have a really cool merchandise page for
you know, fans that wanted stuff and listeners that you
know wanted to wear a Monster merchandise. So we got
together with our friends Elverrette Promos for you and they
(17:36):
made it available so you can go and go to
a real radiomonsters dot com and order the shirts that
you want. They've got coffee mugs, they've got tumblers, we've
got women's ladies crop tops, now, all kinds of cool stuff.
And then we all disagreed on on the colors of
a particular shirt. The one that Ryan the one that
(17:58):
I have on right now, the Big dump Fun shirt
right I got. I got the Big Dumb Fun shirt
and it's got monsters right there. It's a small monsters,
but big, big dumb Fun. Heather Gray is the one
that have on now. That's one that Angel liked.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That was his.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Mine was black, Big Dumb Fun, and then Ryan was orange,
Big Dumb Fun. Then then we also have the one
that's got the monster funt and it says big Dumb
Fun under that. I got that one. MWO shirts, we've
got those. We've got Jake the Jake Monster shirts which
are yellow, which is cool. And we've got what the
(18:33):
hell's Angel listening to shirts? We've got the Russ and
Bow classic shirt that's like the one we one of
the first ones we did way back in the nineties.
We got those available. And also the Carly K Cancer
Screening Fun shirts. We got those and all that money
goes to the charity, by the way. The other stuff,
the fifty cents goes to us. But I'm laughing because
(19:00):
it's true. But I did get I just got the
report on the shirts that sold the most in twenty
twenty five. Now, of course we still got Christmas you know,
so if people can still order them whatever. But as
of right now, which one do you think is going
to be number one for the most.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Sold, the Black Big Dumb Fund?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Which one the Black Big Dumb Fund? You think that?
What do you think? Angel? Yeah, the Big Dumb Fund?
Gray one.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Get a gray one. Okay, all right, here we go.
These are this is We'll start from third place. I'll
do well. In fourth place was mw O. The MWO
shirts were in fourth place. Okay, in third place, and
I was surprised because these just became available not three
or four months ago. The Jake shirts are in third place.
(19:53):
The yellow Jake shirts. It's got the Jake logo on it.
It's got a small logo on the front, the big
logo on the back. That one is in third place.
In second place is the one that I have on
right now, the gray Big Dumb Fun shirt. That's one
that that Angelo good looking shirt in first place. It's
(20:13):
a tie and the tie is with the Monster logo,
black Big Dumb Fun shirt and the Angel what the
Hell's listened to shirt in first place.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
There there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, a lot of people bought the Angel shirts and
then and then the the other black Big Dumb Fun shirts.
So uh, that's what that's what sold the most this year,
which I thought was interesting.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Todd, thank you for sending me that. I appreciate it,
and uh yeah yeah, well you know, we'll make some
more stuff available as the new year comes around.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
But if you had a coffee monk, I need to
get a coffee money.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, they've got I need to get a coffee monk too.
I just broke I broke my mug today and I'm
gonna have to tell Todd I need one of those.
You're right, I wonder if those are super small or
they're big.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I need a big one.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, you broke your big one, so you know, maybe
you need a small one.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, I gotta. I don't like the small ones because
that uh.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You don't want when you're picking.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Here's here's the reason I don't like the small one.
It's because on my carrig right, you can pick.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
The little button, the middle button, or the big button. Right.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And if I forget and I hit the big button,
then it's too full and I spill it as I'm
walking down the hallway, and then uh, and I feel
like a dumb dumb so uh nostalgic brands for uh and.
I think I heard this term once but it didn't
really register with me. So if you're a young person, now,
(21:40):
what generation are you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Ryan? Do you know from what young person? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, you're you're you're not a boomer?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You're a gin A millennial? You're a millennial. You're a millennial. Okay,
I think I'm actually a gin.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
X.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You're right on the cusp. Yeah, you're one day away
from either.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, I should I identify with being a boomer more
to be honest with you, but.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't care. You have to be some disrespect.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I feel like gen X there like slightly.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
They're more a little more like on a skateboard.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Not giving j F.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah I'm not that.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I'm more of a boomer. But because of the
year I was born and they say I'm Gen X,
I don't believe that. Uh So, Now, if you're a
young person, you're a Gen Alpha.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's what you are. You're Gen Alpha. So, uh, nostalgic.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Brands calling Forrest Gumps Jens.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jen a uh, nostalgic brands that Gen Alpha loves.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
So this is to them, this is nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is considered old too to Gen Alpha, which is
the new generation.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Okay, uh so what brands.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Do you think they You would probably know because you've
got kids like that are that age, so uh you
would know. But what what brands is it that they
absolutely love? That to them is is nostalgia?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Nike? Nike is on this list. Yeah, Air Jordan, Actually,
it says Air Jordan.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That is something that they embrace and absolutely love and
they consider that, Oh look at that, that's nostalgia.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That's that's what you know.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Ryan, is funny because I was funny the other day
when you were saying that you were at a shoe
store and the kid was telling you that they'd all yeah.
And so my daughters is fifteen, she's in the tenth grade.
Her and her circle of friends and those kids, they're
all about dunks.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Nike dunk still Nike dunks. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Converse is on here. They embraced convert. She loves her tucks.
Jen Alpha embraces that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Jen Alpha embrace it to them, YouTube is nostalgic. Huh yeah,
because they're TikTokers right right right right. Nintendo is considered
nostalgia to them, along with pokemonons.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
He's got a switch, yeah, and super Mario. It says here,
what's the brand she has these?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Because again, remember her mom's a hippie. What's the brand
of sandals?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The booker? So, yeah, is that on there? It is not? Yeah,
I didn't say they're embracing that. That's that's her like
go to.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
They nostalgic brands.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Gen Alpha is embracing and absolutely loves NERF like NERF
stuff is Nerve stuff still in?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I guess it is. I would say the game is
listen on here, Monopoly and Star Wars. What is uh E.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
A electronic car?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Video game company?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh okay?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Like EA sports Yeah, Okay, that company, but that that
company has actually fallen out of favorite trash company.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh is it?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
It says here that that's nostalgic that Gen Alpha loves.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
They did up until about a month ago. Oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Then I got sold sold to the Saudis. Oh good
luck everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
But if you're Gen Alpha, do you care about that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Do you care? Yes? Oh they care. That's what I'm
saying that we do.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yeah, up until about a month ago, that would have
been the runaway. But in the last month or two
since they announced that, Yeah, they've fallen off nostalgic brands that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Gen Alpha really loves. Right now, Toys r Us. Like
I thought Toys r Us are all closed.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, I know there's some pop ups pop up thing
and they find that fun. Oh they love that.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Okay, they're like a blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hello Kitty says here.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I know there's a Hello Kitty movie coming out soon.
It's gonna have.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
A big push. It's gonna be like a silent film. Yeah,
Hello Kitty didn't talk? Does she Nope?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Wait, she does she not talk.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
She's Japanese, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't think she talks. I had a wife that
was all into everything.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Hello, Kitty, I should have been a red flag.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I should have been that should have been a red flag.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I should have known then that why you're divorced and
said goodbye pussy.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Like the cat. That would be like the sequel.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Harry Potter is another thing that is nostalgic brands that
Jen Alpha loves and and this one I thought was
definitely out. But you you would know, Angelo because you
got kids that are gen Alpha.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Topic is still popular.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In business, but it does, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Because that's where they again, it's one of those businesses
where that's where they go to get their currently or
their current T shirt.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, or the classic rock t shirts that they have,
which they've moved blink Winy two shirts over to the.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Classic rock wall. It hurts so bad, shirts so bad.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
And they still like wear shirts of bands I don't
even know, right, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That's that's going to go on forever. Yeah, So I
never did that. I would never have done that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But I did have a striper shirt at one point
and then and striper and I had I could okay
that I think there was you didn't have a rough
shirt huh rush rush No never had her. No no.
I always felt like that was competition with Kiss.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It would be wrong. I justified.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I justify that because they're Christian band and Chris no
Kiss was real music.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then Stripper is like a texting.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Wants you to know that, just so you're aware, so
you don't make foolish comments.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Again, Hello kitty is not a cat. It's a little girl.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
It looks like a kid.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
It's a cat that I know that the like the
like the company came out and a little girl, but
she's a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Come on, man, all you want. Everybody in that.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Twenty five we identify however we want, but cat.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
In that world, everyone knows that it's a little girl
except you. Two.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
It's a cat. I'm sorry, it's a cat. It's a girl,
little girl that's also a cat. It can be two
things at once. A girl, cat, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It looks like a It's in the title, Hello Kitty.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Sorry, words matter.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Hot Dog's not a sandwich and the callow kitty is
a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Everyone that's into that thing is telling you though it's not.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
It's a little girl who's also a cat. It's a
cartoon cat.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Again, everyone in that world is this is why we're in.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
The trouble that we're in now, where like facts don't
matter and we can just lie and we can just
say things. He's not always been a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's never been a cat.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
A cat.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
He sure looks like a cat.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Again, in the history of the whole show, the whole history,
the whole back, all of it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's never been a cat. That's what they're saying. Cat.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's a cat.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's never been a cat.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It's a cat. It's a cat. I'm never gonna cat.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's a kitty. It's a little baby cat. Yeah, it's
a kitten.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So it's a little cat. It's not girls shape, it's
not little girl. It's not a human.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm just trying to help you out, so female like
an idiot. He's just trying to make you No, I sound.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Like an idiot.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hello, kitty is not a cat.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Whiskers, that's cat. Heres got a cat face and a
bow in his head.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm helping you out.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
I'm sharing what Japanese people not know what cats are.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
That imagine imagine Ryan, you go home, I know another
one over there. Imagine you go home.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
And you have a room that's filled with just hello
kitty stuff bro like hello kitty curtains, Hello kitty hell.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That's again, that's when you should have ran it. Should
have known.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
You're like, I'm gonna marry that. She's also a cat,
all right.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
When we come back, we're gonna play your hot takes
and your messages. We'll play those when we come back.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Mantras in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Show me that cat.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
What coming up on the Jim Colbert Show today?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
It's Tuesday, and that's when Scott Brown from Edgewater Family
Wealth comes in six twenty. That's a very important segment,
you know. I listen to lenderl from Scott check them out
and look ahead with the team of TK Law to
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Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, I believe we got a universal take ups again tomorrow,
So you're gonna want to listen tomorrow and find out
when we're gonna do trivia. We're gonna switch it around,
make it possible for everybody to try to win some
Welcome back to the Mantras in the Morning. I'm're Radio
one oh four point one broadcasting live on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Remember Friday Night, it's.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
The Abbey, It's the Monsters at Miss Monster for less
twenty twenty five. It's a great date night and we're
all gonna be there, so join us. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. Get your tickets by going to
Real Radio Monsters dot com. That's Real Radiomonsters dot com.
And when you go there you'll see that you can
get your Monster t shirts.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
There.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You can get Daisy Tequila's Daisy Tequila Daisy del Toro's
Tequila ship for free twenty percent off along with Triple
R Blended whiskey. You got information about our upcoming bike
drive that we're doing on December the tenth, which is
gonna be out at Orlando Harley Davidson. You could get
tickets for the Cure Ball where we're gonna be at.
(30:39):
Information about the upcoming bus it's the Ryan Holmes Monster
Party bus from Orlando going to winter Haven to the
Barmuda Triangle. That's gonna be fun. Ryan will be on
the bus with you. Are you taking? Is Angelie gonna
ride with you on the bus? Oh no, she says
she won't.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Ride now she gets bust sick.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh she gets bus sick, she won't ride with you.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
There's an excuse because she just doesn't want to hang
out with the people.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Well, no, she's never actually gotten on a butt. I
think she does get bus sick. I think I don't
think she's I don't think she's lying to you.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan, and now we're
going to play your messages and your hot takes that
you can leave us every day.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Remember on the iHeartRadio app, you're.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Gonna see a little microphone you click on that you
can leave us some message and you have the opportunity
to make your favorite It's like your favorites, right, make
us the number one, pre set it's pre set radio stations.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Make real radio number one.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We appreciate that that it makes people around here happy,
and we like to make people happy.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's all we like to do.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Me and Angel and Ryan, we sit around after the
show and we say, how do we make everybody happy?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I just broke this pin.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You are having to day.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I just broke my coffee. Guph.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He was talking ashen here during the break and then
he immediately like his water fell all over to the
ground and I'm like Harmon's out that gets you today.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm making a mess anyway. Do we have any hot takes?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
We do?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
And like all those things Rust said, and you hear
yourself after this song, it's time.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
For hot.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh yeah. Uh, let's see hot egg.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah. Imagine being married to a guy.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
You come home every day and he's got a kiss room,
a room full of grown men painted like clowns playing guitars.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's cool, sir.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, that's not a hello.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Hello Kiddy. That's stupid, Hello Kiddy. Stupid. They don't even
Hello Kenny doesn't know if she's a.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Girl or a cat. Of course, Peter Cris is a
cat man. Ooh that's weird.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, so you just like you just like Hello kitty
for boys. That's that's where you're at.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Is it a cat or is he a man?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
He's a catman cat MANU see hot egg?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Yo, Ryan, what stop bitching about people not stopping by
your tent. A couple of weeks ago, my family went
out to the winter Park farmers Market almost specifically, Well
I wouldn't the only one who really knew, but I
out to get some kettle corn to meet you, and
(33:17):
you were not there. I wasn't even sure who your
mom was, so I didn't say anything, So you lost business.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm not there.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
It's not a Winni Park farmers market meet and greet
local celebrity around Holmes.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
If you happen to catch me, you catch me.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
You need the same.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You should be there for the delicious cattle corn. The
food should be enough.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
You need a signal. Started your segment with that. The
new local news media outlets didn't know who you were.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Didn't know you were there, and.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
They were snubbing. It was a snub. It was a snub.
They knew who I was.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Give me a full body picture of you.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Whoa, whoa, just on the air, just like that, Yeah,
with clothes.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Ryan.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
If you'd do what I told you to do and
got a tent with your logo and everything, you know
which I sent your pictures off and then even put
a background on that tent so that it looks nice
and pretty, then they probably stopped and did an interview
with you. But your stuff looks like you look.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Like garbage, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
These these are common sense things, sir, he doesn't. He
doesn't know what's worse doesn't though. Here's the thing, mo
Manji knows that that's his business. He does that.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's a sign man, that's what he does. He does.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
He does it for all kinds of companies. And he
showed he gave renderings to him and he's like, hey, listen, this.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Is how we can make it top render these nuts.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I need a sign that I want to talk to.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Manzi's okay if I show your contacting for with the
rush hit me up, Hot.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So Ryan nowadays being Wabby Sabby apparently it's all good man.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Everybody loves you. Your imperfections are great. It's what I said.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
I mean, look at this radio show, complete Wabby Sabby,
and that's what makes it amazing.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yes, so listen to.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Five days a week, five hours a day.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
But we just completely glossed over the fact that you're
gonna be unloyal and go to the news joke. That
was a joke.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
That was a joke. A lot of people hit me
up about that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I forget that people listen to this show and not
everybody knows when I'm joking people's feelings.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, Hot dig.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
Over the years, I tend to learn a lot from Russ.
On the show case point the first time, he said
the two most important things in the world are barbecue
and lady parts. Today Russ said the name of a
video game is called Rocket Go Up, where the rocket
actually goes up in the air. He also said wrestling
a gators like.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Fighting a dragon.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Apparently when you look on the internet.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's called senor Google.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
Oh, by the way, the thumbs up, that's actually a
good thing, Russ Angel could be a couple buffoons about it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I don't like Let's see, uh, let's see, let's go
hot day.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
Good morning less here, So sorry that I messed up
your daughter's birthday. I thought I was doing a public service,
but now I guess I will face the wrath of
your yardstick across my back at the Christmas Holiday show.
Always a fun listen, and I miss Melissa Merlissa.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yesterday on the.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Fox show, there you go, Hot take.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Hey, he's crazy taxi and my name's are who will
go me the And this is totally might be a
voice and that girl kntber he's seeing we didn't use
auto June, so please come by a keya, because everything
about me is real and if you have a Doug
eat it.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Sure, I don't know, but I liked it.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
Hi, Russ, how do you have a problem with someone
wearing a band T shirt of someone they never listened to?
But you can sit there and wear any team's hat, jersey, underwear.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
It doesn't matter and you have no problem with it.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I've watched all those I've watched all those NFL teams play.
I like football players on the left A whole explanation
that didn't come out right, Abe, I like athletes I like.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Don't sound good either, Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
H and I guess last hot take? Hot take and
one of my emisodas here.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I gotta tell you there's only two things I know
about in this life of mine. That's one. My wife
is my life. Number two life is a bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Those are the they got me somehow?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Sure, Hey, tomorrow we'll open up the third of my
what are these call them again?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Empty? Yeah, it's been an empty box the whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, Day number one and day number two are empty.
We'll see if day number three has something tomorrow. Tune
in for that. Also on Friday, it's miss Monster Burless
twenty twenty five, Angel League Dancing am Bernova Dancing Daisy
del Thorow.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
We got bb caliber. Angel's going to DJ Ryan. I'll
host five.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Beautiful contestants who want to be the next Miss Monster Burlesque.
All of this is going to be at the Abby
Downtown Orlando.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Get tickets while they're still available.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I haven't checked today.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't know where we're at, but you might want
to grab them today. Go to Real radiomonsters dot com.
That's Real radiomnsters dot com to get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Angel what you got Hit me.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Up on any social media platform, It's official Angel. Email
me Angel at Realradio dot fm.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Mister, do't follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after The Monsters
at at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
We're back tomorrow for a Wednesday edition of The Monsters
from Angel and Ryan.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Hey, the leaders mess up, maryor mat Rush hold lot
of world to rock Raller guys.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
We ain't gotta go home. Were you get head put down?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Here swirls
Join us this Friday night, big party at the Abbey
with the Monster celebrating an incredible year. I mean really
a number one show all year long, which is pretty awesome.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We're gonna throw down this Friday at the Abbey. Miss
Monster Burlasky, Angelique, the Dancing Queen performing am Bernova, is
gonna try to.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Do last maybe dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's gonna be something. Daisy del Toro be the BB Caliber.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Her final performance as Miss Monster ber last five new competitors.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Angel's gonna be uh DJing Ryan and I. We're just
drinking and walking on.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Stage, barely walking, barely walking on stage.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We'll be leaning on stage, is what I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When we drink drinking tequila, I say, a big party.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Why don't you, Why don't you bottle old Johnny Walker blue.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'll bring some triple R blended, bring my own whiskey.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All right, I guess it works too, That works too.
You're just strong.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It is strong, is really strong.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I had I was drinking it the other night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh and yeah, it'll it'll, it'll wind your watch as
my father would say. Uh, now it's Sime for the
King of my ride Holmes and make his daily proclamation thing.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Binging, take it away this time for the telephonom shut
some of the key with the T shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay o.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That more brody Bye.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
That mortgage guy done from you guessed it and mortgage
guide down dot com. But more on him later. You know,
I forgot about something that happened to me over the weekend,
and I got beef.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I got I got local media beef.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh it's Russ reminded me that Saturday was small business Saturday.
It was, yeah, And I have the smallest of local businesses.
I have a ten x ten square at a farmer's
market where I sell, believe.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It or not, guys, kettle corn. I don't know if
you know that about me.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's the kettle corn. And I'm out there. I'm out
there doing the damn thing on Saturday. And who do
I see.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Roll up in their in their with their camera crews
Fox thirty five and Channel two, oh both of them,
and they're out there.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Interviewing people at the farmers market for small business Saturday.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Anyone we know from the two places.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Uh No, I did not recognize the Beach reporters that
were out there, But I'm like, Okay, I'm standing there,
and I'm like, well, obviously the biggest draw at the
Farmer's Mark, it's gonna be the cattle corn stand.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, with the King of DeMar, local celebrity, local hero
Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're over there messing about with the hummus.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
People and the bread guy and like the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Guy, Pat Pat what's face still out there?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
He has someone that's out there selling his goop dogs,
but it's not him.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He ain't selling goop dogs. Pat Clark's not out there anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Uh. And so I was like, I'm gonna wait around.
I'm staying at the front of my tent. I'm like,
obviously the news channels are gonna come to the big
Dog cattle corn stand at some point.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, of course, did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They just bounced around everybody but me.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Did you do the thing where it's like, I don't
know who either of y'all are, but y'all should know
who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Is that what you were doing?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I mean like I was out there, chested out, ready
to be.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Interviewed, you know what I mean? Like I'm Ryan, I'm
rying home. I look like I'm somebody you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Don't have a sign out there that says right holmes
from the monsters to get more attention.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No shame on you. I'll order you make one for you.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, you can make one, all right, all right, I'll
put one out of you. Make it, uh now, Because normally,
like I'm working, you know, like I got a lot
of monster fans that come out.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But monster fans they want to talk, and I got
I got, I got.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Products to sell, I got lines to move, I got
so I can only talk for a seconds. I always
feel bad because I'm always like talking to and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Like, all right, I gotta get back to doing the
damn thing.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I was disappointed with the news, with the local news
not still kettle corn stand at the Farmers Mark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I would have given them a great interview. I would
have given a viral interview.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know what if you would have done what your
mother told you to, and if you had been dressed
up like tell me to.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Do with my mother dressed like a cowboy, like dressing like.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Was her gimmick was they all dressed like cowboys, they
would have come to see you're just a boring looking.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man in a T shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
My gimmick is that this cook.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
This corn is cooked by local celebrity Ryan Holmes's.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No one else has song. Drake doesn't have a cattle
corn stand. Okay, you don't see you don't see brud
On mars is cotton candy.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
No, but you get local celebrity Rod holmest corn.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's special.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Nothing to indicate that it's you. Right, people should know.
So you did? So you did? You know?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I get people come out some time a stand.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Up, make a stand up sign. I just ordered like
four stand up signs yesterday. They're not that much. You
should order one that's got.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You on it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What'd you get to stand there for? Signs for what?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I got them for the wrestling thing that's coming up
because it be signing autographs and all that kind of stuff.
And here here's mine, like mine looks like this, so
you know, just got me and it says monsters.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know it's just you on there.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
This is for me.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I thought it's the monsters.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I also have one for the monsters.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Let make sure the one I got for the sign
that the rush rolland sign this has got that's got.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're still not on that one.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, it's the words say monster.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It's got monsters and then and I've got this one
that's got it's just monsters by itself.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Okay, still got us on there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Angel?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Is that interest?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Do you mean your ugly face nor ugly?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, that's promoting me because I'm the owner of m
w O. That that was from when I signed autographs
for me.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But what about what about Ryan Holmes his party bus
which is coming out to win her?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Hay your old sign, get your he's telling about it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Says Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Kettlecorn man.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You know what, I'll make you a sign. You're you're
not in the place that you want to be with
that right.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I also ordered this sign that's monsters in real radio.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know you got a literal sign with you on
the US face.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's for me.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's when I'm with Amber, and Amber's got one and
she's it's her standing sign. She's got a big sign
when she signs her almost and I'm gonna be at
the table with her, so I gotta sign to match hers.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So if I'm about other celebrities, is Angel and Ryan
who are there on the monsters as well?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know what I'm telling you get just that's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He did. Yeah, he's not kicking down for it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I'm gonna be at this event. Why do I not
have a sign?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You don't need a sign. You need to sign for coboard.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's literally fifty people on a bus. I should have
a son.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're not signing autographs with the.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sign autographs with the wrestlers.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I've signed some autographs. People want my signature.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What I'm saying is many jet companies want my signature.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
If you were smart, and I know you're not, if
you were smart, you would get a sign for your
kettle corn that says.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ryan for the monsters and use what costs money.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
It costs sixty seven dollars to.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Make the sign, A lot of money. That's that's eleven
bags of kettle corns.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You gamble that away every day. You said you're a detment.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
But the thing about the gambling is eventually I'm gonna
win all of the money, and eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You'll make more money if you have a sign that
people know.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What you need a sign. I gotta just complain.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You just complained that the news did not come over
and talk to you with you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I feel snubbed. I get my channel two would snub me. Okay,
we don't ever talk about Channel two. We're thirty five
people or six people here. I get Channel two. Don't
come over to me Channel two. I don't even want
to talk to you Channel two.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I love Channel two.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Fox thirty five is out there. They'll come and say, hell.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Out, I love Channel two.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I feel like I might have upset your lady from
the four o seven mar Lisa.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Marlesa is on vacation. She's wonderful. Don't talk bad about Marlsa.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I watch.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I'm just saying, did I I feel like I have
called her like mar Lisa?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's other local celebrity.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You know why is your people not talking to me?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't have because they didn't know it was you,
because you don't have to sign.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You don't have the sentence to get a sign like
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
We called you dumb again.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
No, I'm just like the problem is okay, Like I did,
people get on me all the time because I like,
while I have money, I am always going to be
mentally poor.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well I think I don't think there's a wait for
me to that.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Like my grandma, who was raised in the Depression, was
always mentally poor.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Even though she wasn't poor later in life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You know what I mean, for the investment of sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Dollars, seven dollars a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Of money sign that you just pull up and it's
right in front of your tent, and people are like, oh,
that's fine for the monsters.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Sixty seven dollars is the current price of Call of Duty,
the newest one that came out, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's the garbage one nobody wants.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's called priorities.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, Ryan, he said, you don't have priorities people.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I could expand my kettle corn empire if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
You don't want to, but I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I have to work the Kettlecorn radio don't pay enough,
so I do the one extra day a week so
I can, like at least live, You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Lavishsh saw that he's accustomed to rush someone saying, did
you make a sign for Teal Piper?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
She's the chance, No I, and they're like, you made.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
One for Amber. I did not make one for Amber.
Amber made her own, and she's had one, and so
while she's out there signing autographs, I'm like, well, I
should have one too, that's on me to get my own.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And that's what I did because I am smart.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
All right, Well, Christmas is coming.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Why don't you for Christmas get your boy to ko
d got got you something?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
What did you get me again?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Talk about the bat tell angel about the battery holder.
You told me in private. You didn't have the balls
to say it on the air.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What did you tell me in private about the battery holder?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yes, and it was trash. It was a trash gid.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, it's not what you said.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You said, don't be real.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Two years later, I finally used the thing you gave me.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I sat in the back of my Santa Fe for
a long time and I finally had to clean out
my Santa Fe because I'm trading it in, and so
I pulled out this battery holder that Russ got us
for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Was it one year ago or two years ago?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It was like two years it's two years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What do you get? What did you get us last year?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Then?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe it was last year. I think it was last year.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Might have been last year. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
He's gotten us a gun, a knife, and a battery holder.
Two of those things are cool. Uh uh So, so
I take out the batter hold, and I don't know
about I don't know how you guys do this. I
know how you do it, Rush, but I just have
a drawer full of batteries. I don't know if they work.
I don't know which ones are good. I don't know
which you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Remember any of You don't remember any of this, do you? Ryan?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
So that was that was the that's the reason why
he went.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, well there you go. So I sat there. The
coolest part about the stupid battery holder.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
It's stupid battery had a thing that tells you test
the batteries.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So I sat there for.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Two hours the other day testing batteries, getting rid of batteries,
stuffing this thing full.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was having so much fun. It actually ended up
being a pretty good gift.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's a great gift.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
And then then you got like a briefcase full of
batteries that work. If you ever need a battery, go
and get it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, no, it's good.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I didn't. I just don't have that many batteries.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But I'll tell you that it made me feel like
an old man.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
I was, Yeah, so I don't have enough batteries or
I don't have enough things with batteries that, like, I
could use it all the way to use the function
for it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But dude, my father loves that.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
There.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You regifted it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You regifted the battery all.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This is what my wife. And my wife was like,
why you always get them something they don't like the stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You get, I feel compelled to get them.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
No, Like Ryan said, the knife was awesome. Still use
the knife around the house. Yeah, the big one yeah.
And then and then I got to the other one
that was a multi tool one. Yeah, so I got
that one. That one's in the car, Yeah, that was
in the car. That one in the car in the
glove compartment. And then the battery holder was cool, and
then the and then.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
The the lamest gift you think that you got us.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
I still play with it, but I gotta be careful
where I play with that because it resembles a real
gun way way too much.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I actually grabbed that the other day instead of my
real gun. I was upset about it. Live in a
weird neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I would never bring that out in my neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, walk my dog with it? Uh so yeah, Well,
thank you for the battery hold.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Would you would you rather be put in the hands
of somebody who's thirty. He loves it. I'm not telling you,
but I got you something.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I want a cattle cornn you've.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Got a guy, if I if I can, if I
here's here's if you let me, and I'll do you right.
Like you know what Angel just so you know, for
his trip, for his trip, for his his bus trip,
right like, I'm like, hey man, you need to have
a little little thing made up.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
For your bus trip. Yeah, I'll get to it. I'll
get there.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm like, so I know he wasn't gonna do it right,
So I'm like, like, I'll do it for you if
you want, and I'll show it to you and if
you want to change it, you can change it. And
then I made him one and it looks really good,
doesn't it. I did you right, So I will do
you right. I'll make you a sign. I gotta say
straight say straight face. I got all these bad thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
In my head. Did you like? Can I will do
you one for you? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Don't like that? Don't like that at all?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Look I made that for him though, for his his
bus trip and that cold January you can't see it.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Look at there. Yeah, he's not putting it on the camera.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Put it on the camera, Ryan, it's on he Oh
he can't see on that camera.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I want angel to see it.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Uh there you go right that they're not good.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's Ryant Holmes driving a bus going
to winter Haven for the uh for the bar meter
triangle for the wrestling match. So I'll make you one
similar to that that says Ryan Holmes kettle corn from
the monsters.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, how much is it?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I need another picture of you?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You need another picture, a.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Picture of you? You got a photo show with him starts.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's what happens an.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Updated when I'm doing cartoony one. All right, well you're
a cartoon all right.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Well look I'm Bobby Sobby.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I need to get I need to sign.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let me get some signage, man, because I've been making
negative money lately Adol Farmer's market. So maybe you're right, Russ,
you are the king.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, let people know it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Should be delicious product. That's what people there.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You sound like, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's about the food.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Sizzle.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Nobody cares sizzle. It's selling a sizzle. It's it's kiss. Whoops,
did I just cut down my own man?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Come on, get you on dope ass tent.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know who's good branding guys? Who's that that mortgage
guy down? From that mortgage guy down dot com? Deep
you don't miss the boat with him if you compare
the quote. I'll tell you that right now, not never,
not even once. And if you're looking to do small
business loans, maybe I should just take out a loan
and really upgrade all my stuff. Might call don later.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Small business loans, mortgages. He locks refis reverse mortgages. He
does it all.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
He's got a thousand five star Google reviews, and he's
good at branding.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's why you remember, don't miss the boat.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guy down and check
out a show on Saturday's Home Loans Radio from nine
to ten thirty here.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
On Real Radio and show it shall be all right, We're.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Gonna take a little break.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
We got more big dumb fun out so I can
give you the I just got the all the numbers
for the year on our monster merchandise. And do you
want to know, well, what sold the most, I'll tell
you what it would sold the most so far this
say when we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening
(16:18):
to the Manster in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Hey, thanks for listening to the Monsters in the.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Morning on Real Radio one oh four point one. Hope
we've helped you have a good morning so far. What
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Speaker 2 (17:03):
That'd be cool, and then leave us a hot take.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You see the microphone, click on the microphone and leave
us a message and we'll play those in the next
segment so you can hear yourself on the radio in
a minute, which is kind of fun and.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Kind of cool. Well, what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan, and one of
the things last year we wanted to do. You know,
at the end of the year, you start thinking, okay,
you know New Year's resolutions, what are we gonna do
this year? And one of the things we wanted to
do was to have a really cool merchandise page for
you know, fans that wanted stuff and listeners that you
know wanted to wear a Monster merchandise. So we got
together with our friends Elverrette Promos for you and they
(17:36):
made it available so you can go and go to
a real radiomonsters dot com and order the shirts that
you want. They've got coffee mugs, they've got tumblers, we've
got women's ladies crop tops, now, all kinds of cool stuff.
And then we all disagreed on on the colors of
a particular shirt. The one that Ryan the one that
(17:58):
I have on right now, the Big dump Fun shirt
right I got. I got the Big Dumb Fun shirt
and it's got monsters right there. It's a small monsters,
but big, big dumb Fun. Heather Gray is the one
that have on now. That's one that Angel liked.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That was his.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Mine was black, Big Dumb Fun, and then Ryan was orange,
Big Dumb Fun. Then then we also have the one
that's got the monster funt and it says big Dumb
Fun under that. I got that one. MWO shirts, we've
got those. We've got Jake the Jake Monster shirts which
are yellow, which is cool. And we've got what the
(18:33):
hell's Angel listening to shirts? We've got the Russ and
Bow classic shirt that's like the one we one of
the first ones we did way back in the nineties.
We got those available. And also the Carly K Cancer
Screening Fun shirts. We got those and all that money
goes to the charity, by the way. The other stuff,
the fifty cents goes to us. But I'm laughing because
(19:00):
it's true. But I did get I just got the
report on the shirts that sold the most in twenty
twenty five. Now, of course we still got Christmas you know,
so if people can still order them whatever. But as
of right now, which one do you think is going
to be number one for the most.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Sold, the Black Big Dumb Fund?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Which one the Black Big Dumb Fund? You think that?
What do you think? Angel? Yeah, the Big Dumb Fund?
Gray one.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Get a gray one. Okay, all right, here we go.
These are this is We'll start from third place. I'll
do well. In fourth place was mw O. The MWO
shirts were in fourth place. Okay, in third place, and
I was surprised because these just became available not three
or four months ago. The Jake shirts are in third place.
(19:53):
The yellow Jake shirts. It's got the Jake logo on it.
It's got a small logo on the front, the big
logo on the back. That one is in third place.
In second place is the one that I have on
right now, the gray Big Dumb Fun shirt. That's one
that that Angelo good looking shirt in first place. It's
(20:13):
a tie and the tie is with the Monster logo,
black Big Dumb Fun shirt and the Angel what the
Hell's listened to shirt in first place.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
There there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, a lot of people bought the Angel shirts and
then and then the the other black Big Dumb Fun shirts.
So uh, that's what that's what sold the most this year,
which I thought was interesting.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Todd, thank you for sending me that. I appreciate it,
and uh yeah yeah, well you know, we'll make some
more stuff available as the new year comes around.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
But if you had a coffee monk, I need to
get a coffee money.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, they've got I need to get a coffee monk too.
I just broke I broke my mug today and I'm
gonna have to tell Todd I need one of those.
You're right, I wonder if those are super small or
they're big.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I need a big one.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, you broke your big one, so you know, maybe
you need a small one.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, I gotta. I don't like the small ones because
that uh.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You don't want when you're picking.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Here's here's the reason I don't like the small one.
It's because on my carrig right, you can pick.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
The little button, the middle button, or the big button. Right.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And if I forget and I hit the big button,
then it's too full and I spill it as I'm
walking down the hallway, and then uh, and I feel
like a dumb dumb so uh nostalgic brands for uh and.
I think I heard this term once but it didn't
really register with me. So if you're a young person, now,
(21:40):
what generation are you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Ryan? Do you know from what young person? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, you're you're you're not a boomer?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You're a gin A millennial? You're a millennial. You're a millennial. Okay,
I think I'm actually a gin.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
X.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You're right on the cusp. Yeah, you're one day away
from either.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, I should I identify with being a boomer more
to be honest with you, but.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't care. You have to be some disrespect.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I feel like gen X there like slightly.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
They're more a little more like on a skateboard.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Not giving j F.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah I'm not that.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I'm more of a boomer. But because of the
year I was born and they say I'm Gen X,
I don't believe that. Uh So, Now, if you're a
young person, you're a Gen Alpha.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's what you are. You're Gen Alpha. So, uh, nostalgic.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Brands calling Forrest Gumps Jens.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jen a uh, nostalgic brands that Gen Alpha loves.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
So this is to them, this is nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is considered old too to Gen Alpha, which is
the new generation.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Okay, uh so what brands.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Do you think they You would probably know because you've
got kids like that are that age, so uh you
would know. But what what brands is it that they
absolutely love? That to them is is nostalgia?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Nike? Nike is on this list. Yeah, Air Jordan, Actually,
it says Air Jordan.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That is something that they embrace and absolutely love and
they consider that, Oh look at that, that's nostalgia.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That's that's what you know.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Ryan, is funny because I was funny the other day
when you were saying that you were at a shoe
store and the kid was telling you that they'd all yeah.
And so my daughters is fifteen, she's in the tenth grade.
Her and her circle of friends and those kids, they're
all about dunks.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Nike dunk still Nike dunks. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Converse is on here. They embraced convert. She loves her tucks.
Jen Alpha embraces that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Jen Alpha embrace it to them, YouTube is nostalgic. Huh yeah,
because they're TikTokers right right right right. Nintendo is considered
nostalgia to them, along with pokemonons.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
He's got a switch, yeah, and super Mario. It says here,
what's the brand she has these?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Because again, remember her mom's a hippie. What's the brand
of sandals?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The booker? So, yeah, is that on there? It is not? Yeah,
I didn't say they're embracing that. That's that's her like
go to.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
They nostalgic brands.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Gen Alpha is embracing and absolutely loves NERF like NERF
stuff is Nerve stuff still in?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I guess it is. I would say the game is
listen on here, Monopoly and Star Wars. What is uh E.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
A electronic car?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Video game company?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh okay?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Like EA sports Yeah, Okay, that company, but that that
company has actually fallen out of favorite trash company.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh is it?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
It says here that that's nostalgic that Gen Alpha loves.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
They did up until about a month ago. Oh what happened?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Then I got sold sold to the Saudis. Oh good
luck everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
But if you're Gen Alpha, do you care about that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Do you care? Yes? Oh they care. That's what I'm
saying that we do.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yeah, up until about a month ago, that would have
been the runaway. But in the last month or two
since they announced that, Yeah, they've fallen off nostalgic brands that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Gen Alpha really loves. Right now, Toys r Us. Like
I thought Toys r Us are all closed.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, I know there's some pop ups pop up thing
and they find that fun. Oh they love that.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Okay, they're like a blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hello Kitty says here.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I know there's a Hello Kitty movie coming out soon.
It's gonna have.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
A big push. It's gonna be like a silent film. Yeah,
Hello Kitty didn't talk? Does she Nope?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Wait, she does she not talk.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
She's Japanese, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't think she talks. I had a wife that
was all into everything.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Hello, Kitty, I should have been a red flag.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I should have been that should have been a red flag.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I should have known then that why you're divorced and
said goodbye pussy.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Like the cat. That would be like the sequel.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Harry Potter is another thing that is nostalgic brands that
Jen Alpha loves and and this one I thought was
definitely out. But you you would know, Angelo because you
got kids that are gen Alpha.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Topic is still popular.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In business, but it does, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Because that's where they again, it's one of those businesses
where that's where they go to get their currently or
their current T shirt.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, or the classic rock t shirts that they have,
which they've moved blink Winy two shirts over to the.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Classic rock wall. It hurts so bad, shirts so bad.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
And they still like wear shirts of bands I don't
even know, right, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That's that's going to go on forever. Yeah, So I
never did that. I would never have done that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
But I did have a striper shirt at one point
and then and striper and I had I could okay
that I think there was you didn't have a rough
shirt huh rush rush No never had her. No no.
I always felt like that was competition with Kiss.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It would be wrong. I justified.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I justify that because they're Christian band and Chris no
Kiss was real music.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then Stripper is like a texting.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Wants you to know that, just so you're aware, so
you don't make foolish comments.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Again, Hello kitty is not a cat. It's a little girl.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
It looks like a kid.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
It's a cat that I know that the like the
like the company came out and a little girl, but
she's a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Come on, man, all you want. Everybody in that.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Twenty five we identify however we want, but cat.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
In that world, everyone knows that it's a little girl
except you. Two.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
It's a cat. I'm sorry, it's a cat. It's a girl,
little girl that's also a cat. It can be two
things at once. A girl, cat, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It looks like a It's in the title, Hello Kitty.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Sorry, words matter.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Hot Dog's not a sandwich and the callow kitty is
a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Everyone that's into that thing is telling you though it's not.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
It's a little girl who's also a cat. It's a
cartoon cat.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Again, everyone in that world is this is why we're in.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
The trouble that we're in now, where like facts don't
matter and we can just lie and we can just
say things. He's not always been a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's never been a cat.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
A cat.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
He sure looks like a cat.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Again, in the history of the whole show, the whole history,
the whole back, all of it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's never been a cat. That's what they're saying. Cat.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's a cat.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's never been a cat.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It's a cat. It's a cat. I'm never gonna cat.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's a kitty. It's a little baby cat. Yeah, it's
a kitten.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
So it's a little cat. It's not girls shape, it's
not little girl. It's not a human.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm just trying to help you out, so female like
an idiot. He's just trying to make you No, I sound.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Like an idiot.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hello, kitty is not a cat.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Whiskers, that's cat. Heres got a cat face and a
bow in his head.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm helping you out.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
I'm sharing what Japanese people not know what cats are.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
That imagine imagine Ryan, you go home, I know another
one over there. Imagine you go home.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
And you have a room that's filled with just hello
kitty stuff bro like hello kitty curtains, Hello kitty hell.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That's again, that's when you should have ran it. Should
have known.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
You're like, I'm gonna marry that. She's also a cat,
all right.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
When we come back, we're gonna play your hot takes
and your messages. We'll play those when we come back.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Mantras in the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Show me that cat.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
What coming up on the Jim Colbert Show today?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
It's Tuesday, and that's when Scott Brown from Edgewater Family
Wealth comes in six twenty. That's a very important segment,
you know. I listen to lenderl from Scott check them out
and look ahead with the team of TK Law to
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Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, I believe we got a universal take ups again tomorrow,
So you're gonna want to listen tomorrow and find out
when we're gonna do trivia. We're gonna switch it around,
make it possible for everybody to try to win some
Welcome back to the Mantras in the Morning. I'm're Radio
one oh four point one broadcasting live on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Remember Friday Night, it's.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
The Abbey, It's the Monsters at Miss Monster for less
twenty twenty five. It's a great date night and we're
all gonna be there, so join us. It's gonna be
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And when you go there you'll see that you can
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(30:39):
Information about the upcoming bus it's the Ryan Holmes Monster
Party bus from Orlando going to winter Haven to the
Barmuda Triangle. That's gonna be fun. Ryan will be on
the bus with you. Are you taking? Is Angelie gonna
ride with you on the bus? Oh no, she says
she won't.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Ride now she gets bust sick.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Oh she gets bus sick, she won't ride with you.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
There's an excuse because she just doesn't want to hang
out with the people.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Well, no, she's never actually gotten on a butt. I
think she does get bus sick. I think I don't
think she's I don't think she's lying to you.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm Russ along with Angel and Ryan, and now we're
going to play your messages and your hot takes that
you can leave us every day.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Remember on the iHeartRadio app, you're.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Gonna see a little microphone you click on that you
can leave us some message and you have the opportunity
to make your favorite It's like your favorites, right, make
us the number one, pre set it's pre set radio stations.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Make real radio number one.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We appreciate that that it makes people around here happy,
and we like to make people happy.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's all we like to do.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Me and Angel and Ryan, we sit around after the
show and we say, how do we make everybody happy?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I just broke this pin.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You are having to day.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I just broke my coffee. Guph.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He was talking ashen here during the break and then
he immediately like his water fell all over to the
ground and I'm like Harmon's out that gets you today.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm making a mess anyway. Do we have any hot takes?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
We do?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
And like all those things Rust said, and you hear
yourself after this song, it's time.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
For hot.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh yeah. Uh, let's see hot egg.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah. Imagine being married to a guy.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
You come home every day and he's got a kiss room,
a room full of grown men painted like clowns playing guitars.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's cool, sir.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, that's not a hello.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Hello Kiddy. That's stupid, Hello Kiddy. Stupid. They don't even
Hello Kenny doesn't know if she's a.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Girl or a cat. Of course, Peter Cris is a
cat man. Ooh that's weird.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, so you just like you just like Hello kitty
for boys. That's that's where you're at.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Is it a cat or is he a man?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
He's a catman cat MANU see hot egg?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Yo, Ryan, what stop bitching about people not stopping by
your tent. A couple of weeks ago, my family went
out to the winter Park farmers Market almost specifically, Well
I wouldn't the only one who really knew, but I
out to get some kettle corn to meet you, and
(33:17):
you were not there. I wasn't even sure who your
mom was, so I didn't say anything, So you lost business.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm not there.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
It's not a Winni Park farmers market meet and greet
local celebrity around Holmes.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
If you happen to catch me, you catch me.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
You need the same.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You should be there for the delicious cattle corn. The
food should be enough.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
You need a signal. Started your segment with that. The
new local news media outlets didn't know who you were.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Didn't know you were there, and.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
They were snubbing. It was a snub. It was a snub.
They knew who I was.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Give me a full body picture of you.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Whoa, whoa, just on the air, just like that, Yeah,
with clothes.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Ryan.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
If you'd do what I told you to do and
got a tent with your logo and everything, you know
which I sent your pictures off and then even put
a background on that tent so that it looks nice
and pretty, then they probably stopped and did an interview
with you. But your stuff looks like you look.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Like garbage, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
These these are common sense things, sir, he doesn't. He
doesn't know what's worse doesn't though. Here's the thing, mo
Manji knows that that's his business. He does that.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's a sign man, that's what he does. He does.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
He does it for all kinds of companies. And he
showed he gave renderings to him and he's like, hey, listen, this.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Is how we can make it top render these nuts.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I need a sign that I want to talk to.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Manzi's okay if I show your contacting for with the
rush hit me up, Hot.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So Ryan nowadays being Wabby Sabby apparently it's all good man.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Everybody loves you. Your imperfections are great. It's what I said.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
I mean, look at this radio show, complete Wabby Sabby,
and that's what makes it amazing.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yes, so listen to.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Five days a week, five hours a day.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
But we just completely glossed over the fact that you're
gonna be unloyal and go to the news joke. That
was a joke.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
That was a joke. A lot of people hit me
up about that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I forget that people listen to this show and not
everybody knows when I'm joking people's feelings.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, Hot dig.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
Over the years, I tend to learn a lot from Russ.
On the show case point the first time, he said
the two most important things in the world are barbecue
and lady parts. Today Russ said the name of a
video game is called Rocket Go Up, where the rocket
actually goes up in the air. He also said wrestling
a gators like.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Fighting a dragon.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Apparently when you look on the internet.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's called senor Google.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
Oh, by the way, the thumbs up, that's actually a
good thing, Russ Angel could be a couple buffoons about it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I don't like Let's see, uh, let's see, let's go
hot day.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
Good morning less here, So sorry that I messed up
your daughter's birthday. I thought I was doing a public service,
but now I guess I will face the wrath of
your yardstick across my back at the Christmas Holiday show.
Always a fun listen, and I miss Melissa Merlissa.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yesterday on the.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Fox show, there you go, Hot take.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Hey, he's crazy taxi and my name's are who will
go me the And this is totally might be a
voice and that girl kntber he's seeing we didn't use
auto June, so please come by a keya, because everything
about me is real and if you have a Doug
eat it.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Sure, I don't know, but I liked it.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
Hi, Russ, how do you have a problem with someone
wearing a band T shirt of someone they never listened to?
But you can sit there and wear any team's hat, jersey, underwear.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
It doesn't matter and you have no problem with it.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I've watched all those I've watched all those NFL teams play.
I like football players on the left A whole explanation
that didn't come out right, Abe, I like athletes I like.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Don't sound good either, Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
H and I guess last hot take? Hot take and
one of my emisodas here.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I gotta tell you there's only two things I know
about in this life of mine. That's one. My wife
is my life. Number two life is a bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Those are the they got me somehow?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Sure, Hey, tomorrow we'll open up the third of my
what are these call them again?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Empty? Yeah, it's been an empty box the whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, Day number one and day number two are empty.
We'll see if day number three has something tomorrow. Tune
in for that. Also on Friday, it's miss Monster Burless
twenty twenty five, Angel League Dancing am Bernova Dancing Daisy
del Thorow.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
We got bb caliber. Angel's going to DJ Ryan. I'll
host five.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Beautiful contestants who want to be the next Miss Monster Burlesque.
All of this is going to be at the Abby
Downtown Orlando.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Get tickets while they're still available.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I haven't checked today.
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I don't know where we're at, but you might want
to grab them today. Go to Real radiomonsters dot com.
That's Real radiomnsters dot com to get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Angel what you got Hit me.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Up on any social media platform, It's official Angel. Email
me Angel at Realradio dot fm.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Mister, do't follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after The Monsters
at at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
We're back tomorrow for a Wednesday edition of The Monsters
from Angel and Ryan.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Hey, the leaders mess up, maryor mat Rush hold lot
of world to rock Raller guys.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
We ain't gotta go home. Were you get head put down?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
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