October 21, 2025 • 36 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness asks the question if he's a good neighbor? Is it okay to walk around in your home nude? Did you know that Florida has a spider season? Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
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That's always fun. Welcome out to the Monstrow's Morning's Over
Radio one oh four point one. I'm Rus Rowlands along
with Angel Verra No outside for the King of Denmark
(00:33):
ride homes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And boom get you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's time from the daily shut.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
From the King out the day station.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's all away.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, I DeMar, do you by that mortgage guy?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Done?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
From them? Martgage got done and dot come more on
that later.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Shout out to all the good neighbors out there. I
got some good neighbors. Just thinking about that, I've been
in situation bad neighbors not good. I wish there's a
way you could like see your neighbor's profile or something
like ten year neighbors.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know, you know, when you're buying your house, you're
just sort of rolling the dice, rolling the dice. I
hope these are good neighbors you don't know, right, Like.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You guys don't do your due diligence.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How do you would you even check? First?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You could do the research on the neighborhood. You can
find out how many times law enforcement has been called
to an address. You can again all the websites that
you are, the message boards and things that you like
to you can find out if there's any leans on property.
There's I mean, there's stuff that you can.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Do, but you don't get to know them personally, like
like like you know, like I don't put the people
that live next to me in a popka had anything
you know, like like legal or anything like that, would
know that. I don't know that. But I'm just saying
you don't know that either. You don't know that they
have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But you know, But you're saying, you're you're looking to
get you're looking for you don't get to know them,
but you're looking for information that will help you get
to understand or lead or lead you in a way
to paint a picture.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Right, This is gaining information.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Now I don't know if I'm a bad neighbor. I've
never asked me. You're the worst to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I lived two streets away from that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I've had some pretty big parties at the house, for sure,
But uh, I don't think I'm that crazy. I think
the worst thing that I.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Dud I had to listen to you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I had to listen to you think about putting a
lazy river in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Still want it so bad, I still want it so bad.
But okay, the one thing I do do that I
think about all the time, but I don't think. I
think legally I'm good, but still is the problem is
I have a back back doors that are like French doors,
those two doors that open, but in the doors themselves,
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they're mostly window. They're big rectangular windows, and I have
no covering on those windows at all. So I'm neute
a lot at home. I'm just gonna like that is
on them right because I've gone.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Over the fence.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This is in your backyard area.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
There's one neighbor that I don't talk to at all,
and she's the neighbor that's directly behind my house. I've
just never had a chance to talk to them. I've
never seen them outside or anything. At your mom's party,
Those neighborhoods, those those neighbors are one house over. They
can't see into my backyard or they can't see into
my house. The one that can I've never actually talked to,
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and I kind of want to go over there and
be like, Hey, how's it going. I'm your neighbor behind you.
I just want to say Hi, here's She's.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Probably not gonna recognize you because you're wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But I want to go into her house. Sounds weird,
but I want to check the sight lines from various
bedrooms and bathrooms that they have in their house to
see how well they can see into my house.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Dude, you're gonna go over there and find out she's
got a whole channel. Get it dedicated to your backyard.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Undery, Dude, I am wondering because he streams everything.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I go to bed early, right so at the Old
Homes is his house. The lights go off around eight pm,
really they do, and we turn we have to turn
all of our lights off for the dog. So the dog,
because the dog sleeps in the living room in a pen.
But a lot of times eight thirty that's not what
everybody goes to bed. That's not when everybody goes to bed.
And I can see if I look out the window
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that there's lights on in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Across the way, and so of the lady in question,
or just in the neighborhood, who's.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The house behind me? So I can like I see
their backyard, they see my backyard eight o'clock at night. Always,
I'm always terrified, like I'm very nervous because I'm nude.
If it's eight o'clock at night, I'm nude. I sleep naked.
I don't know how people sleep with clothes on. That's
insane to me. I know I've heard the excuse of like,
what if there's an emergency, Well, it's getting done nude
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my house. So myfrigerator light is very bright, and so
I sometimes I go to get water light, open the
door light, and I'm always like, man, I hope they're
not in their backyard right now. They're gonna see me
naked like a lot because it's it's every night I
go refrigerator nude.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I she's got the neighbor nude camp.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm wondering. I hope not. I hope I'm not doing that,
but I don't. I don't want to. I don't want
them to think I want to be naked. I don't
want them to think I want them to see me naked.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're Internet famous and you don't even know it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I don't know. Because they're French doors. I don't
other than just straight up covering them with paper at night,
I really don't know what else to dick.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You can put that tent on them.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It doesn't work at night, it works in the daytime.
I looked into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So if they're looking,
that's a them problem. It's how I explained it to
my wife, who doesn't like it, because sometimes we'll get
down on the couch. You can chee in the couch.
What's up? You sat on my couch? I'm sorry for you. Yeah,
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everybody has that's part of it. So you don't care
if your neighbors see you naked.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
This I don't give a damn No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Angel. Do you think your neighbors have ever seen you naked?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, they would call the police.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That man's holding a ball with actor. He's got it
in a leg lock. Okay, now all right. I don't know.
And it's funny because like all the houses I've ever
lived in, it's always been a sliding glass door or
a big old French doors or something that like they've
just never been covered. So I'm kind of used to it.
My wife isn't.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
How about beads, Put beads on there, cool old, my
old school.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like beads on my That makes me look like a swinger.
If I go to your house and you have beads,
I one think you're a swinger.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Put some disco beads.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What do you mean beads?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do you mean like the you know, you know
people have like a like a hallway to put beads
to like separate the hallways.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Do you think that makes you a swinger?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, hundred percent of Russell's coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's not what the beads means. Like I think I
think you you just smoke a lot of dope. You're
dope plan.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh no, I'm with Ryan. I think that's a swinger.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, there's certain there's there's swinger decor rush.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Like if you still have if you still have a
shag rug.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In the living room, Oh hell, oh yeah, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What else did you use a shag run for? It's
literally called shag.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I don't know, Ryan.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
They're saying that there's a different kind of tent. What
you're looking for is to get frosted film on the
window and so you still get the benefit of.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I don't do that. Listen, that's on them if
they see why.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's concerned that someone's making millions off of me because
he's a nude internet star and he doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He and they ain't making nothing off What if they
are russ What about a big hit in the Philippines
or somewhere where my pee will look big?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, then you finally made it. That's good.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
It take some random trip to some strange country and
you get there and everyone knows.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Just good because of this video stream.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's just naked slow please naked slow sign this. I
don't know what accent that is. So you can't be offended.
You could wear a robe when you you know swinger too, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, you're giving them all the swinger vibes with.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, only swingers wear robes, especially if they've got beaded doors.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Because they're just speaking of robes though, have you ever
seen the dude robes?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Those are what's a dude robe?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So it's a brand, it's a specific brand called dude
robe and it's like just an oversized robe for guys,
and that absolutely looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I literally be like, I'm in my house if I
want to, if I want to porky pigot, I can
porky pigot. And if they if they look, that's on them. Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know that legally you're correct, but that feels wrong,
doesn't it a little bit? No?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Not to me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay, so this is like a hoodie, that's a robe.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, but you gotta you got to pick the dude robe.
Men's luxury hooded bathrobe.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Look at that thing.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, it's got pants though, Okay, I'm down with.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Pants, but it's like studo pans.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I feel more naked in a robe than I do
if I'm nude. A robe feels, for some reason sexually
aggressive to me. I don't know why. Like if you
answer your door in a robe, I think we're efingal.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Have you ever seen the movie ten No, there's a
This is talking about scenes that like scar you, like
the way that that Halloween scarred Russ for life and
that was his first While not in a bad way,
I'm just saying it just marked you. There's a scene
and I think it's if I remember correct. Okay, I'm
pulling this from the old data banks. It's a movie.
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In the scene ten, and the neighbor is a voyeur.
He's looking in at the at his buddy who lives
on the beach side. He's playing pool and the chick
he's playing pool with is like topless and everything, and
he's wearing a robe right while he's playing pull and
it goes to what you're saying, you feel more naked.
And then like the scene turns and they start getting
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after it, and he just kind of moves the robe
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know why that triggered me, but it did.
I get a real bad way. And to the people
saying why not just get new doors? Some of them
have insarchs with the blinds inside. Its expensive, so expensive,
And that's what I'm trying to tell my wife. I'm like,
it's not it's not worth us the like several thousand
dollars it would cost to fix these doors, just because
you think maybe the neighbors can see what sometimes if
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they're looking at the exact right.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Time, wouldn't that help the value of the house though,
like you could use up, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I have no idea what helps the value of a
house anymore, because I thought a lazy river would, and
then I was informed by that mortgage guy down that
it did make absolutely no difference and might actually bring
it down.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I bet if you ask him, if you ask him
for new doors, I bet he tells you that that would,
and then you could take that fancy line of credit.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you know what makes me excited?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Are you the only one that walks to the to
the refrigerator naked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
For the sake of my wife's What are you doing
as decency? Yes, I'm the only one. She is always
dressed to the nines. You know it's almost in the
nines right now. Interest rates, Well, you got to talk
to that mortgage guy down from that mortgage guy don
dot com. He'll give you the raw naked truth about
(11:41):
mortgages on his show on Saturdays from nine ten thirty
here on Real Radio. Whether you're looking to do traditional
mortgage refins, he locks, jumbo loans, all the different ones.
That mortgage guy done does it all. He just helped
my mom with a he lock and my mom's finances.
Let's call him weird and she was able to do it.
I was able to get my house. And he can
help you out too, So don't miss the boat. Compare
(12:02):
your quote at that morning. You've got don dot com
and so it shall be all right.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages
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up here in a little bit. You're listening to the
manstra in the morning. I do love Cuban boot. Where's
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that brumming?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You know?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That was really really good?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So the food truck that we have that brought food
in today is uh Juicy Loose.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
They were so nice. Yeah, Juicy Loose food truck.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
And uh, there are partners with us, so rush we
got all the stations are involved. But we have an
event this weekend Fiesta Kai Orange and it's going to
be downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, Kaya Orange.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, so Fiesta Orange Avenue and so uh Juice Leo's
is one of the featured food trucks. Definitely follow them
on Instagram and Facebook. Juicy Leo's four o seven And
what we had today, Russ was we had the Cuban Sliders,
always a hit the Cuban Sunday. So this is a
pretty ingenious method to bring you know, pulled pork, rice
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and beans and yeah, and it's done a nice little
self served kind of you know. Container they did the
did you grab one of these? Did you do the fireball?
They're famous fireballs.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That was really good.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So it's white rice ground too and beef shredded cheese
rolled with hot Cheetos hot Cheeto batter and then deep fried.
And then they also did the ham croquettes Coroquetta's that
I always I love those, so I do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah. I think that's my favorite thing of all of it.
Really good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So again it's a Juice Leo's food truck, and definitely
give them a follow on social media or check them
out find out their schedule. They're on Instagram and Facebook
Juicy Leo's four oh seven, and they're definitely one of
the featured food trucks at Arcaya Orange event that's going
down this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Sunday.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I'm sorry, Sunday, October twenty sixth, so not this weekend,
next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Man, thank you guys. And they were all very nice.
They would have pictures with this and everything, and oh,
thank you guys. Appreciate that. Welcome back to the Monster's
Morning's River Radio one O four point one. I'm Russ
with Angel and Ryan all here today.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hey, so what is this Sunday?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Sorry? What's up? It is this Sunday? It's a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I was looking at the wrong calendar.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Guess what season it's going to be starting like now,
cuffing it is pooping, that's true. That's true. Cupping season
is and that's when people start hooking up. Like, Okay, listen,
I want to have someone to go to Halloween with.
I want to have someone to go to Thanksgiving with.
I want to have someone to go to, you know,
do the things for you know, Christmas parties and stuff with.
But I'm not sure we're gonna be forever. But I
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want to for this season that does happen, and that
is one thing. But I didn't realize this Spider season
in Florida has has been going.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh I am reasons.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, I almost again had an accident this morning. I'm
driving on my way here and then I just looked.
A little spider just dropped us web right in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Thiss like this. Spiders are become more visible now for
the next several weeks, partially because the increase in mating
around this holiday season. The spiders are really mating, and
you're gonna see a lot more spiders in the next
few few weeks. Right here in central Florida, Orange County,
Osciola County, and Pole County are all going to see
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more spiders. Now. You know, I'm not spiders don't freak
me out.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
My worst one you don't expect him though.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Mary Allen's really afraid of spiders like I am with snakes,
So I can't get you know, I can't make fun
of her him. You know the way you feel about
spiders the way I feel about snakes. I can't stand snakes,
but they don't really freak me out. But some people
get really really freaked out by spiders. Reckless spiders, the
broad reckless. Now, it will hurt you right like those
are bad to kill you. And the black widow will
black widow will get you. But banana spiders won't they're harmless.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh, I feel like that's not true. Are banana spiders poisonous?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Banana spiders are harmless, are they? Yeah, there's a lot
of spiders that won't do nothing. Uh, but it says
here you'll see a lot of them in the next
several weeks.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Bananas. Yeah, banana spiders are venomous, but their severity depends
on the species, it says. Uh, but the common banana
spider found in Florida is not considered to be dangerous
to human.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, it says the harmless banana spider in the story.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But spiders having a canoe and see one of those
things and you didn't see their web, but they're going
through and oh, yeah, that's that could be a bad day.
That's a different spider web to the feesh.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
A banana spider is scarier looking. And then the widowall, yeah,
they're small and they don't look like they're bad, but
they will they will get you.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Their spider a huge Yeah. I don't mess around with them.
I got like one of those orb weaver spiders that
like lives in my house. He lives on the side
of my house and he'll like make a nest on
the He'll use my kettle corn trailer, and then I'll
move my kettle corn trailer and then he'll just make
it in the same spot. And I'm like, that's for you, man,
that's cool. I like spiders for the most part. I
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like to look at them. I think they're interesting. I
don't want them in my car while I'm driving and
crawling across the dash.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I don't want them in the car. I don't
want them on my back patio because they make all
kinds of you know, I don't want to see those
spider webs. But they freak Mary Ellen out, like she
gets freaked out.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
They get rid of the bad bugs. They're they're they're important.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's why you don't kill a spider when you see it.
They get rid of the bugs. You don't want your mosquitoes,
your other kind of pests.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
But no, okay, I remember, like back that when I
was a kid, it was like, all black widow spider
will kill you. They they won't kill you, will it. Really?
I thought black widow just it was just like a
you know, you get like a boil or something anything
it would kill you.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
But I think that depends on the on the human.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You can absolutely kill a human. It's rare for adults,
but like if you're a little kid, I think that's
one of those things like quicksand that you're worried about
a lot as little kid.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
But it's not that.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, Brown Recluse widow really yeah, because that black No
correct me if I'm wrong spider people, but I believe well,
brown recluses their venom is more necrotic, so like it
like kills the skin around everything and it takes a while,
uh to like recover from that.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Right, So the main two venomous spiders that we need
to be afraid of here in the state of Florida
are the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So why is it on the this year? You know,
it's this year that this day old. I didn't know
there was such thing as a spider season in Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did not know that either, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, I've never heard him say this.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It feels like an ad for the new Tom Hollandider
Man movie.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Be Spider Aware.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, so I don't know you live with spiders in Florida.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
They don't freak me out though, to this day. A
flying palmetto bug flying at me will freak me out,
says here.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Doctor Lisa Taylor with the University of Florida Institute says that, yeah,
be aware, this is now spider season, and you're gonna
see more than usual because they've been really mating.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Good on your spiders. Glad you all are getting someting
after it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so good good. Yeah. I
don't know. I have spiders all the time. I've never
not noticed them. I just thought that was part of
living in the swamp. You just deal with it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right. Another story that's out is that I didn't know
this for we have forty percent less turkeys this year
than we had last year.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
American's immigration man, they stopped at the border. American's turkey
flog all the birds the people.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Has decreased, uh to the smallest size in forty years.
It's because of bird flew. The turkey prices are going
to get the shots because we're forty less, So be
prepared for for Thanksgiving that the price of turkey is
going to be high.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
We got a lady here, right, can you think she
can hook us up with a turkey?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
She's not offering up her turkeys for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
She that we eat their eggs.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Her turkeys aren't aren't for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I like, I'm like, I'm always a ham for Thanksgiving. Guy,
I've said that many times on air. But like one
of the weird things I did when turkeys were cheap,
we did like turkey bowling downtown Orlando. It was like
an event I was hired to do. Yeah, and you
take a frozen turkey and you like, it's in that
bag that you can kind of like swing it around
and then you bowl it giant bowling pins. But it
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destroys the turkey.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It gets like that seems that seems it was awful, wasteful.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I was like, I'm never doing this again.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's the carcass of an animal. We're going throw Yeah,
I'm not, no.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
But then they keep it in the plastic and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
But the plastic ripped up because of the street and everything.
So like turkey juice was everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's great. Yeah, I always have had a waste of food.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was like we were doing it and then we
give the turkeys to like the homeless or something. I
was young, I was naive. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, at least the turkey. Okay, turkey, you gonna lose
your life, but you know you're gonna feed a person
that you right now, we're gonna throw you at a
bunch of poling pins.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Do you do that when you eat food? Like, do
you not waste the food? Because you're like, man, if
I was this bird, I'd be so mad if some
guy was just like, oh, I don't like pickles and
only eat half a minute.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I tried to not imagine they were actually ever really animals.
It's just these little things. Yeah, a big mac is
a big mac.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
There was started it started life that way.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well yeah, yeah, it was never an animal. It's a
big mac. Yeah, that's right here. The pork there that
was not an animal.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's not a pig.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's not a pig. No, that's just really good, really
good Cuban food that grew just like this.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mm hmm. Yeah. I don't know. I think turkey. Are
there people that like love turkey? Because I think Turkey
is like the thing, like we do it as tradition.
You see the turkey, you're like, oh, Turkey's there. But
I don't think anybody's like, yeah, turkey, that's my jam.
I really like turkey as a sandwich or as a
(22:19):
full meal thing.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sound like Thanksgiving Turkey style or Thanksgiving or turkey meat
sliced stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
As a deli. Well, I like, well, I do like
it sliced up on a sandwich for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, I like it that way.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
But I'm kind of with you, Ryn, and I will
say this just because culturally speaking, the only turkey I
like is if they do it like Bavo Choon where
they season it like yeah, like they were seizing it.
If they were doing a roasted pork shoulder and they
cook it that way, I like that. I don't like
traditional turkeys, but typically I love all the other food
that's there, Like I'll eat like, I'll have turkey as
(22:52):
a side, but I'll enjoy everything else, including the ham
I'll have.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah you are, buddy, walk into a Cuban residence.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I want.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
In a week, you'll be in Papachron season, Poppy Papachon season.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Uh. You know what they're doing for Thanksgiving once again?
Popeye'es is doing the whole Cajun style turkey. So that
means they fried turkey like it's a big old piece
of Uh. Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm down with that, you know what, I'm down to
try it. I've never I've never gotten to have the
fried turkey or do you have to do you have
to do the whole turkey? Or can you get Papa
style like they give you like a half?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well the picture they show here, it's a full turkey
that is Cajun style, uh cooked like, but it didn't
look like there's any crust on it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
You've never had a turn? Ducan rhyme? No, it's worth
doing once, is it?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
And if you find someone else that can do it
better than you, then let them do it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I always say like, it seems like a lot. It
seems like a lot of work, and it seems like
mean work, you know, because you rep it and then
take animals and stuff it in the other animals.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Would you see it like if you buy one that's
already all done for you, it looks like a Frankenstein,
a Frankenstein piece of meat.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I knew, we knew it lady one time and all
she would with turkey wings. Turkey wings Mary Louise Johnson.
They were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
But though I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No a turkey wing looks different, you know. Uh, And
that was all I'm like, why turkey wings? She was
from Louisiana. Was Bubba's lady. Used to take care of Bubba,
the old black lady and h turkey wings. And she
was like, we gotta make it turger wings and she
made him at the house when I'm like, they were good,
but like, where's the rest of the turkey?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That's what us is thinking about.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's all I kept saying to me, We're wasting a
lot of other turkey wings. This is like the worst
part of a you know, worst part of the of
the turkey.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You showed up to Thanksgiving though, and it was like
it was all just sides. There was no turkey. Would
you be disappointed?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You gotta have some turkey? Won it?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm not like because there was just hand them.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, No, it's thankskimming we have. There are gimmicks, right,
that's the gimmick. Turkey is the gimmick. You gotta go
with turkey.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I wouldn't miss it unless unless somebody's gone out of
the way to specifically prepare a different style of turkey,
Like I said, if they deep fried the turkey, if
they've done the turkey. If they've done even a turducan,
then I'll try that. But if someone does all the
sides and then we have ham and no.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Turkey, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would be good.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I did the fried turkey thing one time. Yeah, and
I will say this for anyone that's doing it for
the first time. I just just know this, well, it
is dangerous, and make sure you do this. Make sure
you put water in the thing and then put the
turkey in and see how much it displaces. Because because
uh not that I I didn't have a fire or
anything like that, but I did spill. I did spill
(25:49):
oil on the car port and you can never get
it out. It's like impossible to get out, and then
you got a mess. And every time, you know, all
year round you're like, oh, that's where I spilled that oil.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
My favorite time that I did turkey is when I
dispatch cocked the turkey and I did it on the
big green egg.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's a good way to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Can anybody explain to me? I have a theory much
how you know mattress stores are Monday laundering schemes. That's
the conspiracy. Can anybody tell me how the honey baked
Ham by my house stays in business and it's been
there for twenty years. Yeah, but like they're doing all
their stuff for two days a year, right, have you
got it? They've been opened, they're open every day? All right.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I've never purchased from there, but I've heard stories.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Have you purchased a hand from there?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It is absolutely lovely, but it's not cheap. It's not cheap, no,
but it is good.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
They're making enough from Thanksgiving and Christmas to stay open
the whole year thirty six. It's been there for like
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
They charged enough and there's a line outside the door
is but only.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Two days out of the year they got They got
three hundred and sixty three others to worry about.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They make it crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I want to see their business model. I need to
know honey baked ham If you're a honey baked Hams,
let me know.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Ryan wants to see your books.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, how much is a honeybake cam? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's see man Ham price Honey Baked Tams ninety nine
to one hundred and nineteen dollars October Price.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I would sell you something that's happening with me. I, Uh,
we are doing for the first time. We're doing Thanksgiving,
you know, at the house in winter Haven. And I've
sent out invitations everyone that knows you.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Gotta make everybody go to your weird house far away.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
But like only one person has gotten back to me
and said that they couldn't come, and that was that
was Aubrey. Aubrey can she has to work and everyone
now my mom is coming for sure, but everyone else
has not responded. And I'm like, oh, I'm wondering if
they don't want to. I mean, they might not want
to drive that No, no one wants to drive that far.
I haven't heard from my son Ryan. I haven't heard
from Brittany, my daughter. I haven't heard from u.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Ryan possibly still on his honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, no, no, no, I thinks, oh, well, I don't
know if they're going on honeymoon. Okay, I don't know,
you know. I was just yeah, I haven't heard from Ryan.
I haven't heard from Uh. I'n't hearn from anybody. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't get an invite. Did you get one? That's crazy?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Invited the wrong people of the centers off.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
But as you was the one who moved so far
away from everybody else. You don't get to invite people
over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, listen, we're having Thanksgiving. If you want to come, come,
If not, then we'll have a lot of leftovers.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Have you left the day out? Also, they do well
on Easter as well.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, and people are telling me they got sandwiches all
day long. I had no idea, But do they really.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
We ought to go into the Honey Baked Hand plays
and order sandwich, I said, wake us up some sandwiches
for tomorrow, right, do that?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I have work myself into a corner. Check it out.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You get to go play tomorrow the barb invite you
to go get awards and goof around while we're gonna
be in here, you know mine in the comedy store.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You don't worry. I'll zoom I'll zoom in. It'll be
while I'm eating their delicious gourmet breakfast from the Alt
to Mount Marriotte. I will be thinking of you, fellas.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You better bring out some food.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I'm going to bring back an award.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I want some pocket eggs, you know what.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'll bring some ziploc bags and I'll just start filling
them up right in front of all the police officers.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
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Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hey, I haven't checked since we've been on the air,
but this morning we only had ten tickets available for
the Monster Brubus. If you want to go, you can
try just go to Real Radio dot fm slash Brewed
to see if you can get the last remaining tickets.
Two buses going out to Lake County. We're going to
Leesburg Tavari's and Meldorra. Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Puddle You want to ride solo nolo, you can do that.
You'll make friends, We'll hang out with you. It is
a lot of fun. People always concerned, They're like, do
I need to bring a friend? No, you don't. We'll
be your friends.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, you will end up meeting people to talk with
because everyone's drinking and having fun. Hell yeah, and it's
a blash. Yeah. There have been people that have gone
by themselves end up, you know, making friends and all
that kind of stuff. And it's a Halloween brew bus.
It's gonna be this Saturday. Looking forward to it. I
want to thank Puddle Jumpers for being sponsors, MCA Transportations,
Jersey Mikes, M and C Fence. Thank you guys, and
(30:52):
also just called mo all sponsors of the event. And uh,
if you want them join us, you can like say
you don't want to get all the bus, but you
want to join us. Eleven forty five we should be
showing up in in Leesburg at Wolf Branch Brewing and
also Chicago, Chicago Fire Career. At two o'clock we'll be
(31:12):
a puddle jumpers and at four fifteen or so, we'll
be the Eden Abbey Brewing. So those are three. If
you want to join us at any of those locations,
you're welcome to. It will be a blast. We want
to thank the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug for performing at
one of the stops, and Savannah Slavino's going to perform
in at another stop. And it's all this Saturday. Do
we have any hot takes? We do?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio WAP use the talkback function here yourself.
After this little bed Diddy, he's pardon Nowana, it's time
for hot Let's see we're going in this one hot take.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Hello monsterous Hey, Russ, thanks for the invite on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Just text me the address you gotta what.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Do I need to bring and what time?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There you go first first invitee Guys, did you see
how many texts we got about Honey Baked Ham and
people who know about Honey.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Baked I didn't know their sides are amazing. Apparently they
make sandwiches all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is out hot tache.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Honeybag Ham has great sandwiches. But also you just go
there and just buy one pound or a half a
pound of sliced honey baked ham.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Did not know. Shout out to the person who said
you could buy the bones for soup. My mom makes
great ham soup, but she us to cook a whole
ham first. They just send their bone.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So here they have the best broccoli salad you ever had.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, honey bag ham. Can you jump on board as
a sponsor? This is targeting. You didn't getting wave, They
got hot take.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
They probably don't need that.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
No, no bananas bears not pleasing. Buck fifty miles an
hour going through the woods on a stand up jet ski. Yeah,
the mask your face freaks out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Like I said, different web to the phase kind of day.
Let's see and Russ, you make so many people angry today.
Most of most of them are this hot tage.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Russ. You need to stop jinks and sports teams.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You wait and got Mike Evans collar bone broke yesterday.
You need to just stop Russ. Just give up on
sports altogether.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I wore a allion's hat. I did not wear a
you know, Tampa buccaneer hat. It's not what you're saying
is not true.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Hot tag yeah, so Russ.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
I'm not sure if you heard last night everyone Baba
Lions fans were yelling ref you suck to the Rafts.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
But what they were really yelling was.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
It was all the Tampa fans that listened to real
radio yelling, Russ, you suck, Russ, you suck because you
chinks their team, my team's name out your gdu.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I wore a Lions hat, sir, did not wear a
Bucks And.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Why did you wear the Lion's hat?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Ross? Because I wanted the books to win. That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You could just listen to it yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So monsters dumping dumpsters, Russ Rollins, I'm sorry I called
you Rowie poly on the Texan Service.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, I saw a lost man and they.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Lost big time.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Okay, hurt people, hurt people, rust all saying how you
got Baker Mayfield looking at his confuses.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Joe Biden wearing a Maga hat, wondering.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What the hell happened because he has no idea that
there's this dumb ass, holy holy hot show host down
in orlandom screwing everything up.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Holy ass Jesus Christ, go.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Eat lunch out of a dumpster. Look what you're doing
to the fans.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Rush, Yeah, you're toying with their emotions.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
And the last hot take I take.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Hey, guys, happy day. Ryan said he feels more nude
when he's wearing a robe. If you want to feel
the most naked verfelt, get butt naked and then butt
on tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It is an odd feeling.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It's weird. Man.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
We'll go home and do that later and that the
rest of the hot takes.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Thank you so much? Might you? This Saturday is the
Monster prove bus. Uh, three stops. Come out and join
us if you can. Puddle jumpers, White Wool, I'm sorry
not white Wolf. Wolf Brand's brewing Chicago Fire Brewing and
I'm brewing white will be a white Hart Rainer and
then not. The next thing we've gotten is like in December,
(35:19):
it's Miss Monster Burlesque. I already had some ladies who
have entered the competition. We got to make some decisions. Uh,
Miss Monster Burletts is gonna be December the fifth at
the Abbey when tickets are available. You met at Grabbing
why you can because that's a smaller location and it's
going to be a big party. And we've got Angelique
will be dancing along with Amber Nova and Daisy Miltro.
Uh So, get those tickets when they're available. Angel What
(35:41):
you got Hey?
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Speaker 2 (35:44):
Angel holm Zy Hey, come hang out on the Brew Bus.
Make sure you get those tickets and follow me at
Roinholds Comedy.
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Yeah. To get those tickets, go to Real Radio, dot
fm slash Brew for the final ten tickets that we
have available. Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after
the Monsters in at three o'clock. It's a Jim Colbert show.
We're back tomorrow for a Whin the edition of the
Monsters from Angel and Ryan, the leaders messed up merry
Man Russell lot of World two Rock Roulers. Hey, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
We gotta get the hell up out air swirls
Hey, if you'd like to leave us a message, you
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That's always fun. Welcome out to the Monstrow's Morning's Over
Radio one oh four point one. I'm Rus Rowlands along
with Angel Verra No outside for the King of Denmark
(00:33):
ride homes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And boom get you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's time from the daily shut.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
From the King out the day station.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's all away.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, I DeMar, do you by that mortgage guy?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Done?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
From them? Martgage got done and dot come more on
that later.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Shout out to all the good neighbors out there. I
got some good neighbors. Just thinking about that, I've been
in situation bad neighbors not good. I wish there's a
way you could like see your neighbor's profile or something
like ten year neighbors.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know, you know, when you're buying your house, you're
just sort of rolling the dice, rolling the dice. I
hope these are good neighbors you don't know, right, Like.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You guys don't do your due diligence.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How do you would you even check? First?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You could do the research on the neighborhood. You can
find out how many times law enforcement has been called
to an address. You can again all the websites that
you are, the message boards and things that you like
to you can find out if there's any leans on property.
There's I mean, there's stuff that you can.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Do, but you don't get to know them personally, like
like like you know, like I don't put the people
that live next to me in a popka had anything
you know, like like legal or anything like that, would
know that. I don't know that. But I'm just saying
you don't know that either. You don't know that they
have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But you know, But you're saying, you're you're looking to
get you're looking for you don't get to know them,
but you're looking for information that will help you get
to understand or lead or lead you in a way
to paint a picture.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Right, This is gaining information.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Now I don't know if I'm a bad neighbor. I've
never asked me. You're the worst to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I lived two streets away from that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I've had some pretty big parties at the house, for sure,
But uh, I don't think I'm that crazy. I think
the worst thing that I.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Dud I had to listen to you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I had to listen to you think about putting a
lazy river in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Still want it so bad, I still want it so bad.
But okay, the one thing I do do that I
think about all the time, but I don't think. I
think legally I'm good, but still is the problem is
I have a back back doors that are like French doors,
those two doors that open, but in the doors themselves,
(03:13):
they're mostly window. They're big rectangular windows, and I have
no covering on those windows at all. So I'm neute
a lot at home. I'm just gonna like that is
on them right because I've gone.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Over the fence.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
This is in your backyard area.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
There's one neighbor that I don't talk to at all,
and she's the neighbor that's directly behind my house. I've
just never had a chance to talk to them. I've
never seen them outside or anything. At your mom's party,
Those neighborhoods, those those neighbors are one house over. They
can't see into my backyard or they can't see into
my house. The one that can I've never actually talked to,
(03:55):
and I kind of want to go over there and
be like, Hey, how's it going. I'm your neighbor behind you.
I just want to say Hi, here's She's.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Probably not gonna recognize you because you're wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But I want to go into her house. Sounds weird,
but I want to check the sight lines from various
bedrooms and bathrooms that they have in their house to
see how well they can see into my house.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Dude, you're gonna go over there and find out she's
got a whole channel. Get it dedicated to your backyard.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Undery, Dude, I am wondering because he streams everything.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I go to bed early, right so at the Old
Homes is his house. The lights go off around eight pm,
really they do, and we turn we have to turn
all of our lights off for the dog. So the dog,
because the dog sleeps in the living room in a pen.
But a lot of times eight thirty that's not what
everybody goes to bed. That's not when everybody goes to bed.
And I can see if I look out the window
(04:46):
that there's lights on in the house.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Across the way, and so of the lady in question,
or just in the neighborhood, who's.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The house behind me? So I can like I see
their backyard, they see my backyard eight o'clock at night. Always,
I'm always terrified, like I'm very nervous because I'm nude.
If it's eight o'clock at night, I'm nude. I sleep naked.
I don't know how people sleep with clothes on. That's
insane to me. I know I've heard the excuse of like,
what if there's an emergency, Well, it's getting done nude
(05:15):
my house. So myfrigerator light is very bright, and so
I sometimes I go to get water light, open the
door light, and I'm always like, man, I hope they're
not in their backyard right now. They're gonna see me
naked like a lot because it's it's every night I
go refrigerator nude.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I she's got the neighbor nude camp.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm wondering. I hope not. I hope I'm not doing that,
but I don't. I don't want to. I don't want
them to think I want to be naked. I don't
want them to think I want them to see me naked.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're Internet famous and you don't even know it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I don't know. Because they're French doors. I don't
other than just straight up covering them with paper at night,
I really don't know what else to dick.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You can put that tent on them.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It doesn't work at night, it works in the daytime.
I looked into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So if they're looking,
that's a them problem. It's how I explained it to
my wife, who doesn't like it, because sometimes we'll get
down on the couch. You can chee in the couch.
What's up? You sat on my couch? I'm sorry for you. Yeah,
(06:22):
everybody has that's part of it. So you don't care
if your neighbors see you naked.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
This I don't give a damn No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Angel. Do you think your neighbors have ever seen you naked?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, they would call the police.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That man's holding a ball with actor. He's got it
in a leg lock. Okay, now all right. I don't know.
And it's funny because like all the houses I've ever
lived in, it's always been a sliding glass door or
a big old French doors or something that like they've
just never been covered. So I'm kind of used to it.
My wife isn't.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
How about beads, Put beads on there, cool old, my
old school.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like beads on my That makes me look like a swinger.
If I go to your house and you have beads,
I one think you're a swinger.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Put some disco beads.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What do you mean beads?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do you mean like the you know, you know
people have like a like a hallway to put beads
to like separate the hallways.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Do you think that makes you a swinger?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, hundred percent of Russell's coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's not what the beads means. Like I think I
think you you just smoke a lot of dope. You're
dope plan.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh no, I'm with Ryan. I think that's a swinger.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, there's certain there's there's swinger decor rush.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Like if you still have if you still have a
shag rug.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
In the living room, Oh hell, oh yeah, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What else did you use a shag run for? It's
literally called shag.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I don't know, Ryan.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
They're saying that there's a different kind of tent. What
you're looking for is to get frosted film on the
window and so you still get the benefit of.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I don't do that. Listen, that's on them if
they see why.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's concerned that someone's making millions off of me because
he's a nude internet star and he doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He and they ain't making nothing off What if they
are russ What about a big hit in the Philippines
or somewhere where my pee will look big?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, then you finally made it. That's good.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
It take some random trip to some strange country and
you get there and everyone knows.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Just good because of this video stream.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's just naked slow please naked slow sign this. I
don't know what accent that is. So you can't be offended.
You could wear a robe when you you know swinger too, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, you're giving them all the swinger vibes with.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, only swingers wear robes, especially if they've got beaded doors.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Because they're just speaking of robes though, have you ever
seen the dude robes?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Those are what's a dude robe?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So it's a brand, it's a specific brand called dude
robe and it's like just an oversized robe for guys,
and that absolutely looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I literally be like, I'm in my house if I
want to, if I want to porky pigot, I can
porky pigot. And if they if they look, that's on them. Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know that legally you're correct, but that feels wrong,
doesn't it a little bit? No?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Not to me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay, so this is like a hoodie, that's a robe.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, but you gotta you got to pick the dude robe.
Men's luxury hooded bathrobe.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Look at that thing.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, it's got pants though, Okay, I'm down with.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Pants, but it's like studo pans.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I feel more naked in a robe than I do
if I'm nude. A robe feels, for some reason sexually
aggressive to me. I don't know why. Like if you
answer your door in a robe, I think we're efingal.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Have you ever seen the movie ten No, there's a
This is talking about scenes that like scar you, like
the way that that Halloween scarred Russ for life and
that was his first While not in a bad way,
I'm just saying it just marked you. There's a scene
and I think it's if I remember correct. Okay, I'm
pulling this from the old data banks. It's a movie.
(10:03):
In the scene ten, and the neighbor is a voyeur.
He's looking in at the at his buddy who lives
on the beach side. He's playing pool and the chick
he's playing pool with is like topless and everything, and
he's wearing a robe right while he's playing pull and
it goes to what you're saying, you feel more naked.
And then like the scene turns and they start getting
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after it, and he just kind of moves the robe
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know why that triggered me, but it did.
I get a real bad way. And to the people
saying why not just get new doors? Some of them
have insarchs with the blinds inside. Its expensive, so expensive,
And that's what I'm trying to tell my wife. I'm like,
it's not it's not worth us the like several thousand
dollars it would cost to fix these doors, just because
you think maybe the neighbors can see what sometimes if
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they're looking at the exact right.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Time, wouldn't that help the value of the house though,
like you could use up, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I have no idea what helps the value of a
house anymore, because I thought a lazy river would, and
then I was informed by that mortgage guy down that
it did make absolutely no difference and might actually bring
it down.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I bet if you ask him, if you ask him
for new doors, I bet he tells you that that would,
and then you could take that fancy line of credit.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you know what makes me excited?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Are you the only one that walks to the to
the refrigerator naked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
For the sake of my wife's What are you doing
as decency? Yes, I'm the only one. She is always
dressed to the nines. You know it's almost in the
nines right now. Interest rates, Well, you got to talk
to that mortgage guy down from that mortgage guy don
dot com. He'll give you the raw naked truth about
(11:41):
mortgages on his show on Saturdays from nine ten thirty
here on Real Radio. Whether you're looking to do traditional
mortgage refins, he locks, jumbo loans, all the different ones.
That mortgage guy done does it all. He just helped
my mom with a he lock and my mom's finances.
Let's call him weird and she was able to do it.
I was able to get my house. And he can
help you out too, So don't miss the boat. Compare
(12:02):
your quote at that morning. You've got don dot com
and so it shall be all right.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages
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up here in a little bit. You're listening to the
manstra in the morning. I do love Cuban boot. Where's
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that brumming?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You know?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That was really really good?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So the food truck that we have that brought food
in today is uh Juicy Loose.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
They were so nice. Yeah, Juicy Loose food truck.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
And uh, there are partners with us, so rush we
got all the stations are involved. But we have an
event this weekend Fiesta Kai Orange and it's going to
be downtown Orlando.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, Kaya Orange.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, so Fiesta Orange Avenue and so uh Juice Leo's
is one of the featured food trucks. Definitely follow them
on Instagram and Facebook. Juicy Leo's four o seven And
what we had today, Russ was we had the Cuban Sliders,
always a hit the Cuban Sunday. So this is a
pretty ingenious method to bring you know, pulled pork, rice
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and beans and yeah, and it's done a nice little
self served kind of you know. Container they did the
did you grab one of these? Did you do the fireball?
They're famous fireballs.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
That was really good.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So it's white rice ground too and beef shredded cheese
rolled with hot Cheetos hot Cheeto batter and then deep fried.
And then they also did the ham croquettes Coroquetta's that
I always I love those, so I do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah. I think that's my favorite thing of all of it.
Really good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So again it's a Juice Leo's food truck, and definitely
give them a follow on social media or check them
out find out their schedule. They're on Instagram and Facebook
Juicy Leo's four oh seven, and they're definitely one of
the featured food trucks at Arcaya Orange event that's going
down this weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Sunday.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I'm sorry, Sunday, October twenty sixth, so not this weekend,
next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Man, thank you guys. And they were all very nice.
They would have pictures with this and everything, and oh,
thank you guys. Appreciate that. Welcome back to the Monster's
Morning's River Radio one O four point one. I'm Russ
with Angel and Ryan all here today.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hey, so what is this Sunday?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Sorry? What's up? It is this Sunday? It's a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I was looking at the wrong calendar.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Guess what season it's going to be starting like now,
cuffing it is pooping, that's true. That's true. Cupping season
is and that's when people start hooking up. Like, Okay, listen,
I want to have someone to go to Halloween with.
I want to have someone to go to Thanksgiving with.
I want to have someone to go to, you know,
do the things for you know, Christmas parties and stuff with.
But I'm not sure we're gonna be forever. But I
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want to for this season that does happen, and that
is one thing. But I didn't realize this Spider season
in Florida has has been going.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh I am reasons.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, I almost again had an accident this morning. I'm
driving on my way here and then I just looked.
A little spider just dropped us web right in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Thiss like this. Spiders are become more visible now for
the next several weeks, partially because the increase in mating
around this holiday season. The spiders are really mating, and
you're gonna see a lot more spiders in the next
few few weeks. Right here in central Florida, Orange County,
Osciola County, and Pole County are all going to see
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more spiders. Now. You know, I'm not spiders don't freak
me out.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
My worst one you don't expect him though.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Mary Allen's really afraid of spiders like I am with snakes,
So I can't get you know, I can't make fun
of her him. You know the way you feel about
spiders the way I feel about snakes. I can't stand snakes,
but they don't really freak me out. But some people
get really really freaked out by spiders. Reckless spiders, the
broad reckless. Now, it will hurt you right like those
are bad to kill you. And the black widow will
black widow will get you. But banana spiders won't they're harmless.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh, I feel like that's not true. Are banana spiders poisonous?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Banana spiders are harmless, are they? Yeah, there's a lot
of spiders that won't do nothing. Uh, but it says
here you'll see a lot of them in the next
several weeks.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Bananas. Yeah, banana spiders are venomous, but their severity depends
on the species, it says. Uh, but the common banana
spider found in Florida is not considered to be dangerous
to human.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, it says the harmless banana spider in the story.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But spiders having a canoe and see one of those
things and you didn't see their web, but they're going
through and oh, yeah, that's that could be a bad day.
That's a different spider web to the feesh.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
A banana spider is scarier looking. And then the widowall, yeah,
they're small and they don't look like they're bad, but
they will they will get you.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Their spider a huge Yeah. I don't mess around with them.
I got like one of those orb weaver spiders that
like lives in my house. He lives on the side
of my house and he'll like make a nest on
the He'll use my kettle corn trailer, and then I'll
move my kettle corn trailer and then he'll just make
it in the same spot. And I'm like, that's for you, man,
that's cool. I like spiders for the most part. I
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like to look at them. I think they're interesting. I
don't want them in my car while I'm driving and
crawling across the dash.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I don't want them in the car. I don't
want them on my back patio because they make all
kinds of you know, I don't want to see those
spider webs. But they freak Mary Ellen out, like she
gets freaked out.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
They get rid of the bad bugs. They're they're they're important.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's why you don't kill a spider when you see it.
They get rid of the bugs. You don't want your mosquitoes,
your other kind of pests.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
But no, okay, I remember, like back that when I
was a kid, it was like, all black widow spider
will kill you. They they won't kill you, will it. Really?
I thought black widow just it was just like a
you know, you get like a boil or something anything
it would kill you.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
But I think that depends on the on the human.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You can absolutely kill a human. It's rare for adults,
but like if you're a little kid, I think that's
one of those things like quicksand that you're worried about
a lot as little kid.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
But it's not that.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, Brown Recluse widow really yeah, because that black No
correct me if I'm wrong spider people, but I believe well,
brown recluses their venom is more necrotic, so like it
like kills the skin around everything and it takes a while,
uh to like recover from that.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Right, So the main two venomous spiders that we need
to be afraid of here in the state of Florida
are the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
So why is it on the this year? You know,
it's this year that this day old. I didn't know
there was such thing as a spider season in Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did not know that either, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, I've never heard him say this.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It feels like an ad for the new Tom Hollandider
Man movie.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Be Spider Aware.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, so I don't know you live with spiders in Florida.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
They don't freak me out though, to this day. A
flying palmetto bug flying at me will freak me out,
says here.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Doctor Lisa Taylor with the University of Florida Institute says that, yeah,
be aware, this is now spider season, and you're gonna
see more than usual because they've been really mating.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Good on your spiders. Glad you all are getting someting
after it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so good good. Yeah. I
don't know. I have spiders all the time. I've never
not noticed them. I just thought that was part of
living in the swamp. You just deal with it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right. Another story that's out is that I didn't know
this for we have forty percent less turkeys this year
than we had last year.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
American's immigration man, they stopped at the border. American's turkey
flog all the birds the people.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Has decreased, uh to the smallest size in forty years.
It's because of bird flew. The turkey prices are going
to get the shots because we're forty less, So be
prepared for for Thanksgiving that the price of turkey is
going to be high.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
We got a lady here, right, can you think she
can hook us up with a turkey?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
She's not offering up her turkeys for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
She that we eat their eggs.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Her turkeys aren't aren't for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I like, I'm like, I'm always a ham for Thanksgiving. Guy,
I've said that many times on air. But like one
of the weird things I did when turkeys were cheap,
we did like turkey bowling downtown Orlando. It was like
an event I was hired to do. Yeah, and you
take a frozen turkey and you like, it's in that
bag that you can kind of like swing it around
and then you bowl it giant bowling pins. But it
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destroys the turkey.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It gets like that seems that seems it was awful, wasteful.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I was like, I'm never doing this again.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's the carcass of an animal. We're going throw Yeah,
I'm not, no.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
But then they keep it in the plastic and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
But the plastic ripped up because of the street and everything.
So like turkey juice was everywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's great. Yeah, I always have had a waste of food.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It was like we were doing it and then we
give the turkeys to like the homeless or something. I
was young, I was naive. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, at least the turkey. Okay, turkey, you gonna lose
your life, but you know you're gonna feed a person
that you right now, we're gonna throw you at a
bunch of poling pins.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Do you do that when you eat food? Like, do
you not waste the food? Because you're like, man, if
I was this bird, I'd be so mad if some
guy was just like, oh, I don't like pickles and
only eat half a minute.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I tried to not imagine they were actually ever really animals.
It's just these little things. Yeah, a big mac is
a big mac.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
There was started it started life that way.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well yeah, yeah, it was never an animal. It's a
big mac. Yeah, that's right here. The pork there that
was not an animal.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's not a pig.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's not a pig. No, that's just really good, really
good Cuban food that grew just like this.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mm hmm. Yeah. I don't know. I think turkey. Are
there people that like love turkey? Because I think Turkey
is like the thing, like we do it as tradition.
You see the turkey, you're like, oh, Turkey's there. But
I don't think anybody's like, yeah, turkey, that's my jam.
I really like turkey as a sandwich or as a
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full meal thing.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sound like Thanksgiving Turkey style or Thanksgiving or turkey meat
sliced stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
As a deli. Well, I like, well, I do like
it sliced up on a sandwich for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, I like it that way.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
But I'm kind of with you, Ryn, and I will
say this just because culturally speaking, the only turkey I
like is if they do it like Bavo Choon where
they season it like yeah, like they were seizing it.
If they were doing a roasted pork shoulder and they
cook it that way, I like that. I don't like
traditional turkeys, but typically I love all the other food
that's there, Like I'll eat like, I'll have turkey as
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a side, but I'll enjoy everything else, including the ham
I'll have.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah you are, buddy, walk into a Cuban residence.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I want.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
In a week, you'll be in Papachron season, Poppy Papachon season.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Uh. You know what they're doing for Thanksgiving once again?
Popeye'es is doing the whole Cajun style turkey. So that
means they fried turkey like it's a big old piece
of Uh. Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm down with that, you know what, I'm down to
try it. I've never I've never gotten to have the
fried turkey or do you have to do you have
to do the whole turkey? Or can you get Papa
style like they give you like a half?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well the picture they show here, it's a full turkey
that is Cajun style, uh cooked like, but it didn't
look like there's any crust on it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
You've never had a turn? Ducan rhyme? No, it's worth
doing once, is it?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
And if you find someone else that can do it
better than you, then let them do it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I always say like, it seems like a lot. It
seems like a lot of work, and it seems like
mean work, you know, because you rep it and then
take animals and stuff it in the other animals.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Would you see it like if you buy one that's
already all done for you, it looks like a Frankenstein,
a Frankenstein piece of meat.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I knew, we knew it lady one time and all
she would with turkey wings. Turkey wings Mary Louise Johnson.
They were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
But though I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No a turkey wing looks different, you know. Uh, And
that was all I'm like, why turkey wings? She was
from Louisiana. Was Bubba's lady. Used to take care of Bubba,
the old black lady and h turkey wings. And she
was like, we gotta make it turger wings and she
made him at the house when I'm like, they were good,
but like, where's the rest of the turkey?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That's what us is thinking about.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's all I kept saying to me, We're wasting a
lot of other turkey wings. This is like the worst
part of a you know, worst part of the of
the turkey.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You showed up to Thanksgiving though, and it was like
it was all just sides. There was no turkey. Would
you be disappointed?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You gotta have some turkey? Won it?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm not like because there was just hand them.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, No, it's thankskimming we have. There are gimmicks, right,
that's the gimmick. Turkey is the gimmick. You gotta go
with turkey.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I wouldn't miss it unless unless somebody's gone out of
the way to specifically prepare a different style of turkey,
Like I said, if they deep fried the turkey, if
they've done the turkey. If they've done even a turducan,
then I'll try that. But if someone does all the
sides and then we have ham and no.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Turkey, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would be good.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I did the fried turkey thing one time. Yeah, and
I will say this for anyone that's doing it for
the first time. I just just know this, well, it
is dangerous, and make sure you do this. Make sure
you put water in the thing and then put the
turkey in and see how much it displaces. Because because
uh not that I I didn't have a fire or
anything like that, but I did spill. I did spill
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oil on the car port and you can never get
it out. It's like impossible to get out, and then
you got a mess. And every time, you know, all
year round you're like, oh, that's where I spilled that oil.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
My favorite time that I did turkey is when I
dispatch cocked the turkey and I did it on the
big green egg.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's a good way to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Can anybody explain to me? I have a theory much
how you know mattress stores are Monday laundering schemes. That's
the conspiracy. Can anybody tell me how the honey baked
Ham by my house stays in business and it's been
there for twenty years. Yeah, but like they're doing all
their stuff for two days a year, right, have you
got it? They've been opened, they're open every day? All right.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I've never purchased from there, but I've heard stories.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Have you purchased a hand from there?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It is absolutely lovely, but it's not cheap. It's not cheap, no,
but it is good.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
They're making enough from Thanksgiving and Christmas to stay open
the whole year thirty six. It's been there for like
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
They charged enough and there's a line outside the door
is but only.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Two days out of the year they got They got
three hundred and sixty three others to worry about.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They make it crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I want to see their business model. I need to
know honey baked ham If you're a honey baked Hams,
let me know.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Ryan wants to see your books.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, how much is a honeybake cam? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's see man Ham price Honey Baked Tams ninety nine
to one hundred and nineteen dollars October Price.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I would sell you something that's happening with me. I, Uh,
we are doing for the first time. We're doing Thanksgiving,
you know, at the house in winter Haven. And I've
sent out invitations everyone that knows you.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Gotta make everybody go to your weird house far away.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
But like only one person has gotten back to me
and said that they couldn't come, and that was that
was Aubrey. Aubrey can she has to work and everyone
now my mom is coming for sure, but everyone else
has not responded. And I'm like, oh, I'm wondering if
they don't want to. I mean, they might not want
to drive that No, no one wants to drive that far.
I haven't heard from my son Ryan. I haven't heard
from Brittany, my daughter. I haven't heard from u.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Ryan possibly still on his honeymoon.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, no, no, no, I thinks, oh, well, I don't
know if they're going on honeymoon. Okay, I don't know,
you know. I was just yeah, I haven't heard from Ryan.
I haven't heard from Uh. I'n't hearn from anybody. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't get an invite. Did you get one? That's crazy?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Invited the wrong people of the centers off.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
But as you was the one who moved so far
away from everybody else. You don't get to invite people
over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, listen, we're having Thanksgiving. If you want to come, come,
If not, then we'll have a lot of leftovers.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Have you left the day out? Also, they do well
on Easter as well.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, and people are telling me they got sandwiches all
day long. I had no idea, But do they really.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
We ought to go into the Honey Baked Hand plays
and order sandwich, I said, wake us up some sandwiches
for tomorrow, right, do that?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I have work myself into a corner. Check it out.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You get to go play tomorrow the barb invite you
to go get awards and goof around while we're gonna
be in here, you know mine in the comedy store.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You don't worry. I'll zoom I'll zoom in. It'll be
while I'm eating their delicious gourmet breakfast from the Alt
to Mount Marriotte. I will be thinking of you, fellas.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You better bring out some food.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I'm going to bring back an award.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I want some pocket eggs, you know what.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'll bring some ziploc bags and I'll just start filling
them up right in front of all the police officers.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, we're gonna play your messages and your hot takes
when we come back. If you don't know how to
leave them, you can just by. When you're listening on
the iHeartRadio app, you'll see a microphone. Click on the
microphone and leave us a message and Ryan will play
those when we come back. You're listening to the mantras
the morning.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Looking Ahead on Real Radio. Today on the Jim Colbert Show,
the crew review is something new for what you do.
That's new at four o'clock. That's a lot of fun.
Plus Scott Brown, smartest guy in the business from Edgewater
Family Well at six twenty and look Ahead with the
team at TK a lot of plants for your family's future.
Say hi to a friend of the Ray Trinley, and
visit one Firm for Life dot com. RAO.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hey, I haven't checked since we've been on the air,
but this morning we only had ten tickets available for
the Monster Brubus. If you want to go, you can
try just go to Real Radio dot fm slash Brewed
to see if you can get the last remaining tickets.
Two buses going out to Lake County. We're going to
Leesburg Tavari's and Meldorra. Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Puddle You want to ride solo nolo, you can do that.
You'll make friends, We'll hang out with you. It is
a lot of fun. People always concerned, They're like, do
I need to bring a friend? No, you don't. We'll
be your friends.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, you will end up meeting people to talk with
because everyone's drinking and having fun. Hell yeah, and it's
a blash. Yeah. There have been people that have gone
by themselves end up, you know, making friends and all
that kind of stuff. And it's a Halloween brew bus.
It's gonna be this Saturday. Looking forward to it. I
want to thank Puddle Jumpers for being sponsors, MCA Transportations,
Jersey Mikes, M and C Fence. Thank you guys, and
(30:52):
also just called mo all sponsors of the event. And uh,
if you want them join us, you can like say
you don't want to get all the bus, but you
want to join us. Eleven forty five we should be
showing up in in Leesburg at Wolf Branch Brewing and
also Chicago, Chicago Fire Career. At two o'clock we'll be
(31:12):
a puddle jumpers and at four fifteen or so, we'll
be the Eden Abbey Brewing. So those are three. If
you want to join us at any of those locations,
you're welcome to. It will be a blast. We want
to thank the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug for performing at
one of the stops, and Savannah Slavino's going to perform
in at another stop. And it's all this Saturday. Do
we have any hot takes? We do?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio WAP use the talkback function here yourself.
After this little bed Diddy, he's pardon Nowana, it's time
for hot Let's see we're going in this one hot take.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Hello monsterous Hey, Russ, thanks for the invite on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Just text me the address you gotta what.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Do I need to bring and what time?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There you go first first invitee Guys, did you see
how many texts we got about Honey Baked Ham and
people who know about Honey.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Baked I didn't know their sides are amazing. Apparently they
make sandwiches all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is out hot tache.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Honeybag Ham has great sandwiches. But also you just go
there and just buy one pound or a half a
pound of sliced honey baked ham.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Did not know. Shout out to the person who said
you could buy the bones for soup. My mom makes
great ham soup, but she us to cook a whole
ham first. They just send their bone.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So here they have the best broccoli salad you ever had.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, honey bag ham. Can you jump on board as
a sponsor? This is targeting. You didn't getting wave, They
got hot take.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
They probably don't need that.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
No, no bananas bears not pleasing. Buck fifty miles an
hour going through the woods on a stand up jet ski. Yeah,
the mask your face freaks out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Like I said, different web to the phase kind of day.
Let's see and Russ, you make so many people angry today.
Most of most of them are this hot tage.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Russ. You need to stop jinks and sports teams.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You wait and got Mike Evans collar bone broke yesterday.
You need to just stop Russ. Just give up on
sports altogether.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I wore a allion's hat. I did not wear a
you know, Tampa buccaneer hat. It's not what you're saying
is not true.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Hot tag yeah, so Russ.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
I'm not sure if you heard last night everyone Baba
Lions fans were yelling ref you suck to the Rafts.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
But what they were really yelling was.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
It was all the Tampa fans that listened to real
radio yelling, Russ, you suck, Russ, you suck because you
chinks their team, my team's name out your gdu.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I wore a Lions hat, sir, did not wear a
Bucks And.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Why did you wear the Lion's hat?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Ross? Because I wanted the books to win. That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You could just listen to it yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So monsters dumping dumpsters, Russ Rollins, I'm sorry I called
you Rowie poly on the Texan Service.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, I saw a lost man and they.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Lost big time.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Okay, hurt people, hurt people, rust all saying how you
got Baker Mayfield looking at his confuses.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Joe Biden wearing a Maga hat, wondering.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What the hell happened because he has no idea that
there's this dumb ass, holy holy hot show host down
in orlandom screwing everything up.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Holy ass Jesus Christ, go.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Eat lunch out of a dumpster. Look what you're doing
to the fans.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Rush, Yeah, you're toying with their emotions.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
And the last hot take I take.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Hey, guys, happy day. Ryan said he feels more nude
when he's wearing a robe. If you want to feel
the most naked verfelt, get butt naked and then butt
on tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It is an odd feeling.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It's weird. Man.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
We'll go home and do that later and that the
rest of the hot takes.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Thank you so much? Might you? This Saturday is the
Monster prove bus. Uh, three stops. Come out and join
us if you can. Puddle jumpers, White Wool, I'm sorry
not white Wolf. Wolf Brand's brewing Chicago Fire Brewing and
I'm brewing white will be a white Hart Rainer and
then not. The next thing we've gotten is like in December,
(35:19):
it's Miss Monster Burlesque. I already had some ladies who
have entered the competition. We got to make some decisions. Uh,
Miss Monster Burletts is gonna be December the fifth at
the Abbey when tickets are available. You met at Grabbing
why you can because that's a smaller location and it's
going to be a big party. And we've got Angelique
will be dancing along with Amber Nova and Daisy Miltro.
Uh So, get those tickets when they're available. Angel What
(35:41):
you got Hey?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
I have on a new social media Platformances Official.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Angel holm Zy Hey, come hang out on the Brew Bus.
Make sure you get those tickets and follow me at
Roinholds Comedy.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah. To get those tickets, go to Real Radio, dot
fm slash Brew for the final ten tickets that we
have available. Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after
the Monsters in at three o'clock. It's a Jim Colbert show.
We're back tomorrow for a Whin the edition of the
Monsters from Angel and Ryan, the leaders messed up merry
Man Russell lot of World two Rock Roulers. Hey, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
We gotta get the hell up out air swirls
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