December 17, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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This is the w U T K s F M
HD one, Cocoa Beach, Orlando, and I heard radio station
Guarantee Human. I hope you're having a great Wednesday so far.
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This nine o'clock you're listening to the Mantras in the
morning on.
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Real Radio one on four point one.
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This Friday, we're doing our best raise as much money
as possible for the Coalition for the Homeless. We have
a bunch of great talent lined up for you and
if you want to, you know, donate, we'd love for
you to donate. I know people are asking im Ornova
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Speaker 2 (00:52):
And you can't stay for a long time, and there
is no food involved and there's no drink involved. Listen,
when you when you do a telethon, you didn't go
to the Jerry Lewis telethon and go drinking and eating.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's a telethon.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We've done it for six years, yeah, drinking the people.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We did it one year that way, Ryan, We've done it. Yes,
We've done it on the air several times.
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We've been to the Sheridan, We've been to Toughies we've
been to. Those are just the most recently said.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We did one before, and we've done it on the air.
One time we did it when I was still at
my house, uh, because that was COVID was COVID. And
then we've done it, you know. But it's a telethon.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's always been a party in the end.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Of the part here, you know, we were told we
can't have a party.
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We gotta do it.
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We got to do it over in the We've done
it in the in the station area and they would
provide food and drinks and the crowd would sit in
and like the singing competition.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Things like that were like a nice time.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We don't have any of that this year.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
We have a boring live event.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We have why are you bought?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Humbugging there that we're.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Doing because we're trying to raise money for the corleys
for the homeless.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's how we do it. We party and make money.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, fight, You get the liquor and you get the
food and we'll all eat it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's fine.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
No later, I hardly know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But but Jack's too busy. Jack's doing other stuff. And
then and we don't have anyone to bring you food.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Ryan Sorry, how about Jack does for what you do?
That's new for the Colbert Show. Host a party for
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Speaker 3 (02:13):
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Makes a great gift. All right, us, We're gonna run
through a couple of headlines here real quick, and then
I'll have you guys turn over those pieces of paper
that I gave you or no magic, don't get back
onto the court until tomorrow nine o'clock. They're going to
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go up against the Nuggets. The New York Knicks. RUSS
ended up winning the NBA Cup last night.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The next yeah, the Knicks, and that's who beat us.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, so the Knicks beat the Spurs and end up
winning the NBA Cup. So congratulations to the Knicks. They
beat the Spurs one four to one thirteen, So congratulations.
And then we're gonna get back to regular season stuff.
Really interesting thing that's going on with FIFA and the
World Cup. After a week where the fans were just
express global outrage at the prices of the tickets, FIFA
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said that they're helping cut ticket prices and they've offered
up a limited quantity of sixty dollars tickets to each
of the matches that are that were announced. Fans globally
are just outraged that they'll priced the prices for these
matches that are coming up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Man, a lot of soccer fans around the world can't
can't afford American price is really already and then you
add in the premium thing that we do.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
With our ticket Master system.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
They're never getting in I don't know, a limited amount,
but like I don't know, Like you remember cardialists back
in the day they do this thing where they were like, hey,
we have one, we have on the lot, two thousand dollars,
but there's only one. Yeah, I'm curious to see how
many tickets actually get released. FIFA notoriously money grubbing, corrupt
organization in my opinion, and it'll be it's gonna be
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an interesting time.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All right. We got two bowl games ticket.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Metals of Freedom.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Now, we got two bowl games today and one of
them is going to be right here in Orlando where
University of South Florida is going to take on Old Dominion.
That's going to be the Cure Bowl. And we'll be
out there today today. The game starts at five o'clock.
It is going to be on ESPN. Oh wow. So
but we're out there at three for the tailgate party,
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so you know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So that way, if it's on the ESPN, whenever they're
trying to kick a field goal and to do that
shot of the of the end zone, if you wait
hard enough, they can see you.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The second bowl game today is going to be the
sixty eight Ventures Bowl, which is Delaware versus Louisiana Lafayette,
and that's gonna be again on ESPN. And that starts
at eight thirty. Now this is the time where I
since we're gonna play a little game here with the
group collectively. Okay, well, I want you guys to turn
over your papers and uh, this is going to be
something we're testing a couple theories here, Ryan, since, oh yeah, yeah,
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So there's a college football playoff bracket, Russ. So these
are the teams that are in the bracket. That are
these teams here are playing for the national championship. Gotcha,
and you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Can't influence our our potential rain man named Renova say.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I feel like you guys are having me do this
so that you can use my my betting skills. We're
not gonna cash in your little bet game you want
me to be.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
A part of.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Then you go. Then then you don't have to play.
You can just toss the papers high.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I'm gonna play. I just think you guys want mine.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Treat it like beer the week, be annoying and don't
do it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Damn you do that. Well, So, okay, so what we
got going on here is this, right, Russ. If you
see there's the first round and that's gonna be December
the nineteenth through the twenty. If that starts this weekend.
So you got James Madison going up against Oregon. The
winner of that game gets Texas Tech. The second game
you got it is Alabama versus Oklahoma. The winner of
that game gets Indiana. You got Tulane and Ole miss
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The winner of that game gets Georgia and Miami versus
Texas A and M. A lot of people watching that
game because there are a lot of people that feel
that Texas A and M are going to take the
business to Miami and win that show. As we're doing this,
let's fill these out and then honestly, do we share
them or do we I'm doing right now? Everyone doing now?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, I'm figuring this out now, and I'll tell you
what I got in the finals here.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So as they're doing that, we'll continue with some other
news that's going on. We've got the power rankings for
the NFL right down. The Los Angeles Rams are the
number one team as far as Powell rankings go, Seahawks
are his second, Denver's third, Patriots are fourth, and the
Bears round out the top five. We've got Thursday Night
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football this week, and it's going to be Rams versus Seahawks.
That's a huge matchup on Thursday, and that's gonna be
eight to fifteen again, that's on Prime.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I got a question between Ohio State and Miami.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Who you like it?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You're taking Miami that far?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oh it's Ohio State over Miami all day. As much
I hate to admit you think so. Yeah, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is a not the team everybody thinks it is. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Like they they they're they don't have the toughest of
schedules for a team like that.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh and well they're good. I know.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
We've got a lot of Miami fans that listen to us.
Ohio is definitely the better team of those dudes.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
How you feel if he gets down to Texas to
against Indiana?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Who's Indiana?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You say? Who Indiana see from?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
On my bracket?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I've got Indiana, Georgia and then Georgiana on top.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Can you guys tell me where old miss is from?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, that's not okay, talk about it. Think about it logically.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Where do you think the way Transylvania is Transylvania, Mississippi?
There we go, there we go.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
You got a club for where's Tulane from?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Give yourself A simple that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ruh. I'm gonna say I got Georgia winning.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Really, I told I chose miss is a fun name.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm curious how you got there. But that's it. That's
a that's interesting russ uh question.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
By the way to Lane's in Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, how do we do? We want to share who
we have in the championship? Yeah, might as well. Yeah
you got so, you got Georgia, I got.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I got Indiana, the Hoosiers taken on Georgia Bulldogs and
I got Georgia Bulldogs winning the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Holy hell, dude, what I want to redo my bracket?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I have the same thing.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I've got Bulldogs.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
You know what I got?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Boys? I got Texas versus Ohio. Yeah, and I don't
even like Ohio.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
But those guys just don't leave you alone, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I know.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
So I'm gonna go with who do you think is
winning this?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Texas or.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Influence?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You You have just have your reign man abilities do
this on your own.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I want Texas to win, but Ohio is so obnoxious
I feel like they might.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
We can't influence you. We can't influence. That was the
whole point of the exercise thing, dong, I.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Went that far and I'm stunned.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, we need to know, I mean, you got to
you got no, we cannot influence.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You want to see what you're if you're you know,
if your powers.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
We need to see if your sports rain man, and
then we take advantage of this later.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I'm going to put it out there into the universe
because I want Texas.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Tech to win.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, Okay, that's I mean, that's.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
The but I think it's going to be down to
Ohio and Texas Tech.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, that's a long who else?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right, long shot? Who did you have?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Me?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Who did you pick? Win?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I had Bama versus Georgia in the inn, and then
I picked Georgia.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
So all of us picked. So everyone's picked Georgia and A.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
No, but Texas to pick a team that's not even
on the list.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, Texas, thanks, just like Texas A and m Amber.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Texas A and M not a w it says Texas Tech.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It does say Texas Town on the top. So you
got Texas Tech going all the way on the top.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh, you're right, there's a text all right, she's got
Texas Tech.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh you scared me for a second at.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The first line.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What did I.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Have Indiana Georgia in the finals and Georgia winning it?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
All me to I have the same thing. So who
did you have? Where do you have Miami losing?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I'm miamily losing right away against Santa Texas, and.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I have them losing against Ohio State and then High
State going up against Georgia and Georgia beating O Higher State.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
All right, so I'm going to grab all these. We're
gonna hold there's no way for us to check these
until after we get back from the break. I'll sign
my name. Yeah, everybody put their names on them. See
Ray please.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
By the way, I got good news for you. Jack
Brashall did get his food for Friday from It's a
Mason m E s O N.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Mason Sandwiches. Oh we love that place and my son bitch,
Yeah we've had that, We've had Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Now it's a party Mason Sandwiches. They're bringing breakfast sandwiches
and famous sandwiches anytime for breakfast coffee. Uh so yeah,
so they are bringing food on Friday. There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
University of Miami fans. Ourg absolutely upset with the monsters.
No one has the has them going outside of the
first round.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Dork also stopped trying to correct me in the texting service.
When I talk about Ohio, I'm using shorthand, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't have to say the Ohio shape. No, I'm
not speaking about Miami Ohio.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't know. You have to because the same way
as a tribe call quest, you have to say the
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No not no one calls it a pimp name slip back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No way, no again, you gotta say a pimp call
slip back. You gotta say the whole night.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Like if I if I go the Magic, nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Goes it's the Orlando Magic, buddy.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay, you ain't a real fan there, Yeah, that's about
that life.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That's about the Orlando Magic tattoos.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There we go, sorts, all right, there you go. And
once again on Thursday night, Thursday Night football was who again,
It's Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
We look in the in the rams. It's a really
killer matchup. With the power rankings, both of those these
teams are in the top five. Uh that just the power,
the NFL power rankings that just came out. So, yeah,
Rams at Seattle and again key match up.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
How do you think the NFL players feel when they
know they're not in the playoffs but they still have
like three games to go like that?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's work, dude, it's just work, right job. Yeah, so
you just want to be a spoiler. I guess there's
the teams that could potentially be spoilers. I think that's
a reason to play for. Remember, a lot of these
guys are going to be playing for incentives. There's different
bonuses and different tiers in their contracts, right, so there's
still that reason to play. You want to look good
potentially for the Pro Bowl. If you're in the last
year your contract, you want to look good because you
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could potentially, you know, get picked up someplace else.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
If your quarterback, everybody wants you to to leave the
Miami then you want to play good to prove that
maybe you should belong to be there.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Well, what's really interesting about that that drama in Miami
is that your coach came out publicly and said, hey,
everything's on the table and we could have even our
worst quarterback play than our bad quarterback.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is that the way you said it. Oh that's what
you said. Okay, all right right, all right, take a
little bit more more big dumb fun when we come back.
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I am Russ along with Amber Nova, Kylie Blakey Blaky
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and Ryan Holmes. Okay, this is we'll call this a
therapy session. Therapy session. You went ready for a therapy session, okay,
So so okay, you know how a lot of times,
my subconscious tries to figure things out of like why.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Did you just call it your subconscious?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
By the way, I just threw that sub away so
made me feel sick.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I told you, I think it was the mayonnaise that'll
get you.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It was uh And I told Mary and I said,
I did your favorite. That's what she said. That's so
that sandwich karma.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Is what it was.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So your subconscious go on.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
My subconscious, I try to figure out, you know, why
I feel this way about certain things. Okay, so you
know how like Angel, if I give like a thumbs
up on the text on the text, it makes Angel
feel like I'm saying, what what is it that you have?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's like yeah, passive? Aggressive? Yeah right right right.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah yeah, and and and so you know, and certain
things I'll hear and I'm like, why does that bother me?
I don't know what that bothers me. So there are
times here on the radio show that we get into big,
you know, big arguments and scream and holler like we
just did earlier. But then when the segment is over,
it's over. You know, when we go to break, it's like.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Okay, that's done.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Throw that in the trash and we go to the
next segment and we don't you know, we don't hold it.
We don't keep it, you know, that kind of thing.
But you know, sometimes when we get into big arguments,
So I get into a big thing with Angel, one
of the things that he says has started to really
chat my ass, and I'm like, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know why that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yes, when he yells at me, well, if you do
your research, and I'm like, why does that bother me
so much?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
It really started getting to me this week. We got
into it a couple of times and you were like,
do your research and I and so I woke up
in the middle of the night last night and my
brain answered the question of why that bothers me? Because
to me, when it's just like when if I'm giving
thumbs up to you, I'm saying f you to me.
When you're saying if you do your research, you're saying
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I'm smarter than you. That's what I'm hearing that you're saying.
But so if you were say, well, look, no, I
read up on this and this is what I read,
then I would feel better. Okay, So, but when you yell,
when you yell. When you yell, if you would do
your research, I feel like you're going to big after you.
I'm smarter than you, and I know more.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I apologize because that's not my intent. I think sometimes
when we're getting into these arguments, especially when they're nuanced,
then there's multiple layers to them. Yeah, and when the
arguments that I've gotten in with you in that regard,
the discussion is always with you is always surface level, yes,
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And then so when that so, I feel so when
it's surface level like that and you're just getting just
throwing back at me what you've seen off the news
or what you've seen on a social media platform, and
then I tried to go deeper with you about the
topic and then you just dismissively. Then you just dismissed me,
and you're like, oh, well, I don't know anything that
you're talking about, all right, you know what I'm saying.
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And so then I'm like, well, how are we were
we supposed to have this conversation If you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, I'm probably more receptive if you were to say, oh,
well I read on this and here's what I read
from this other source that's you.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And I and and and so obviously in some of
those instances were uh, you know, we're all a loud
and passionate and sometimes doing show as well. Yes, yeah,
But the other part of it is like the response
that you're getting for me, it's because of a response
from you saying, well, uh, you know this is I'm
not interested in going deeper with you. I'm interested to
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just keeping it here, right, And that's and I know
that a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But a lot of times I feel like the audience
doesn't want to get two if we're talking about politics,
for sure, that we don't want to get too deep
into the weeds.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
No understood. And that's the part that sometimes gotta got
to understand in the in the in the vehicle that
we're in and what we're doing. Obviously, try to keep
the finding. Obviously some of these arguments are totally yes,
show stuff. And then a lot of these topics the
way that we hit them, it's there's not enough space
there to go into a nuanced conversation and tried to
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go into deeper levels or other things that are going
on there.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So understand, Yeah, and I'm pissing you off by just
trying to keep it silly, stupid when it's when it's
a topic that really is you know, bigger to the
country and big and so so you get upset and
then you're like if you research that, I'm like scro.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I walkeme in the middle.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Of the night with that thought on my head, Like
that's why it bothers me, That's what that's what the
problem is than subconscious. That's not my subconscious spoke to me,
subconscious extra and your retirement a shop shop called subconscious.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You're missing now.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
And that's the thing like to Like, I know on
this show, we always go explaining is losing, No explaining,
He's explaining right, explaining he's losing teaching wouldn't exist, but
start teaching is teaching.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
But but here's here's what I find funny, right, Like
that obviously bothered me so much that I.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Forgot been going on about it that I forgot.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Well, no, I've been throwing it back at him, you know,
like research because I knew it bothered me and and
it bothered me so much that it came up in
my in my sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I apologize for Uh, I'm just trying to explain that, like,
like I figured it out like why it bothered me?
You research and I did not do it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Residual.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
It is pretty residual.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My third eyes open.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It's pretty obnoxious when someone's like, oh, well I don't
I don't agree with you, and I'm like, okay, well
where is your facts in education?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
They're like, oh, I.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Just don't agree with you or they don't have something
to back it up. So that is obnoxious. But I
kind of feel like I'm watching like Uncle Ross and
Uncle Angel fighting like.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
That sounds weird, that's a really weird channel on.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That was totally not a bite that way, and that
was me explaining my feelings and him explaining his feelings.
That was a total respectful kindization.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It was actually exchange of information.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It just felt a little like it made you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Now you're making up stuff now, lady.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
When you and your like wife, will I get into something?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I know I kind of want him to kiss and
make up me too.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
We're not even fighting, you're doing the thing like that.
That's that passive aggressive fighting. Before the divorce fighting happened.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No passive aggressive there.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was just me explaining that hey, I woke up
and figured out what how that made me feel, and
he told me how I made him feel. And that's good.
I'll that's what we should do more often. You and
I need to do this right.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
How much of this show do you take home with you?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
All of it?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
All of it?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
This is my life. When did I.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Walk out this door? Yeah, none of the things that
any of you guys have said. I even think, Oh
my god, well, and that is sad.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You want to know why I've been divorced so many
times because I take it home that I live this
show all the time. And Mary Ellen is the only
person that's been able to deal with it. So you know,
this show is everything to me.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm going to play in a handful of times where
I've ever taken anything personal right one of the like
and and and it's been to the detriment of, you know,
my personal life. And in certain instances in the sense
of like one of the greatest teachers I ever had
was Jim Phillips, and Jim Phillips taught us like when
I was on that show. It's theater of the mind.
It's theater of the mind. You're going sometimes in certain
instances you're gonna have to take to create the controversy
(22:22):
and to create good uh you know, exchanges on the air,
sometimes you're gonna have to go to the extreme right.
And I'm like, you, Ryan, at the moment I get
out of here, I don't think about it again, because
it's like, there's no way, there's absolutely no way the
way I carry on with you guys here in these rooms, right,
there's no way I could carry and carry on that
way in real life.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, me on this show is an amplified cartoon version
of myself, right, and like and like, I'll do stuff
to get under your skin on the show and for
this and in service of the show. And then sometimes
I'm like, oh, I think he really thinks I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, no, no, I know the difference.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
But you realize how you're talking a lot exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
But when you talk about reading more of him or me.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh him, for sure. I've only mentioned you a couple
of times.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Talk about at this point, doctor REDI Moore, me or Savannah.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god, Savannah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
We don't know who you are.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But what I was gonna say was is that you're right, like,
we're you know, a lot of it will be done
with this or whatever. But when the show is over today.
I have to have five hours of topics and information
that keep you guys all interested that it can't just
be Yeah, I heard what he said, but it can't
just be stuff. I think it's interesting. It's got to
(23:41):
keep Angel's attention, your attention, and if I know, if
I Savannah's coming in, I got to keep her attention.
So there's my pressure goes after the show. You know
more than most you see what I'm saying because if
I come in here and I can talk about.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Something because about and that's inherently because you're driving the bus.
It's my job. That's that's what I do. But you
were saying, what did you want?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Just to make this clear, I just want to know,
so Angel, you've never woken up in the middle of
the night of a rush dream or you're.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Saying Russ's name the way he has apparently.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Ever, I never I woke it up in the middle
of night and thought about you.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
You're a liar. What go ahead, it's going to be bad.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
We're waiting.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It depends on how you look at it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Just it just ends right there. We'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You came up in my mushroom dream the other night.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Was it like Mario party mushroom style?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, you know it was it was Bart Simpson talking
but oh yeah the Simpsons. It was watching of the Simpsons,
and I thought it was for sure, you was man, yeah,
all right, well there you go. So I wanted to
share that though.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And I thought that was that was good. I got
to be better about that.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Well, you know, I mean, you don't have when you're
really mad, you can just yell, you know, do your research.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, let's put that on a shirt.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Shocked and that's what upset him like this.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I know me too.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I am constantly shocked at the things that I've set him.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
But that's always an but listen, it's usually like something I.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Too was shocked. I'm like, why does that bother me?
That shouldn't bother me? Why does that bother me? And
it took it took my subconscious and for me to
go to sleep, and then my brain figured it out.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Rust got mad the other day because I kept saying
AI slop and he's like, you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Know that he stole that word because it's just said
that word.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It'd be while He's like, he's been saying that for
months now, it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He just used it the other day.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He saw that the Dictionary picked it as at the
word of the year, and he tried to look smart
that day he used it five times in a row.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Like here's the thing. I know you hate getting corrected, right,
But like the word of the year was rage baby,
and so I thought you were going with that. When
you went with ai slop, I was like, well, yeah,
he's he's been talking out for I.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Thought I thought we were having a Mendel effect moment
with that, because I was like, I thought we already
did the word of the year, and the word of
the year it was rage bait.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And then the matrix clicked and they changed it.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
To ai slop and I'm like, it's oh, don't even
get me started with you guys or what.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
That's a conspiracy theory topic. It's juicy Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, it's Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She's got her segment today.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
If you do have a segment today, I wasn't gonna
talk about but there's a possibility I can squeeze that in.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
There's a very famous radio host that only talks about
parallel universes and that, uh, that thing in Switzerland, Howard
Stern stupid.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
If they want to get tickets to go on your party.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Bus, what do they do in case my mouth? And
I'll give them some. Uh no, if you want to.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Go on this just incredibly graphic.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I know if you want to go on the r
H M, P B t w H, you could go
to real Radio dot FM slash Ryan.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I forgot my own name there for a second.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Uh yeah, there's only a few tickets left. It's gonna
be a lot of fun. It's gonna be karaoke. Somebody's
hooking me up with a karaoke machine. I got that,
thank you. Uh Kaylin's doing that. And then Scott York,
who knows about the bus it says there's actual places
to plug in.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Uh like outlets on the bus. So we're good to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Go, Scotty York, Scotti's up.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Scott, Yeah, thank you so much. That's gonna be a
fun time. Only a few tickets left. Grab now because
they're not gonna be here on Friday. There's no way
we're still gonna have tickets for this by Friday. We're
like like there's probably like six left.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
And if they get bus tickets to go out there
where they gonna.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
See No, we're gonna see me wrestle.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
What I really thought you'd sell The says little better,
But okay, I thought you aren't.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
You gonna are matches.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
We have two Simmons matches.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I'm gonna kick her ass and get my revenge after
what she did taking out Angelique with the Kendos stick,
which then cost me not only the tag team match
but also my championship.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Throwing your catch, fra, it's not a lot going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So catch phrase?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Alright?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The cotchphrase?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I use news from the headlines when we come back.
Don't go anywhere you're listening to the March of the Morning.
I've never been a Pink BOYD fan. Don't get it
like it?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I think is it the misnomer? And I think they're
a drug band and they're not. They're not, not, not
even a little bit. Well. One of the first members
of the band, Uh succumb to schizophrenia, So a lot
of the lyrics that came after Sid Barrett left the
band is about them dealing with their best friend losing
their mind. And I think a lot of people misinterpreted
(28:24):
that and thought that they were talking about because, yeah,
because there's no way to record and produce the level,
the proficiency and the musicality of their albums if you're
a drug band. Now, they might have had issues outside
of that, but that's not at the core of what
Pink Floyd is. They're a prog rock band and they're
absolutely incredible.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
And I know a lot of people look like people
are like, what are you talking about? Pink Floyd is incredible.
I'm like, I'm not mad at you for liking him.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I'm just saying I don't for some reason, I don't
appreciate himout like that.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Riff Russ, that guitar riff. That's why I was. I was,
why did you just slow roll it? Because that guitar
riff is one of the most iconic guitar riffs David
Gilmore produced. And this absolutely incredible and this particular song
shine on You Crazy Diamond. So they've got multiple different parts.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But to me, that that song we played in a
movie in a drug den somewhere where guys were free.
To me, I don't know, it just it sounds like that.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I don't know. I equate it to that for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
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Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, now, question, let's say Ryan, you go home
and you catch a porch pirate stealing stuff from your
front porch.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I catch them stealing it?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, caught them still there there out there stealing
some boxes.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
How big are they?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Uh? They're they're two and they're and they're teenagers.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Oh I'm not fighting two people, so I'm going uh,
I'm just gonna be like, let it go, let it go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
What are you gonna do? Angel?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, you see two streets boxes, two teenagers?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, do we know?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
They catch me on the right on the right day.
They caught the right one, and uh yeah, we'll get
after it.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, all right, two people, what do you know what
to do?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'm going behind the back of my door with the closet.
I'm pulling out the paintball gun and I'm lighting.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Those suckers up. So what you get, your teenager? You
can handle it, all right, paintball gun?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
How about you, Kylie Blakey.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
There's two of them. I don't know. I might go, Karen,
call the cops.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, call the cops is probably the right answer.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Here's what they did in Atlanta, that's the best answer. Yeah,
this got.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Uh is a man or a woman.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Where in Atlanta, the Christmas Capital of the United States.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
In the Christmas capital of the US, uh, homeowners shot
two teenagers that were stealing stuff.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
From this is going yeah Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
A fifteen and a sixteen year old and they shot him.
Now that's overboard, right, They're just taking packages.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I mean, are you.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Ordering this that important?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Mine, like I said, mine's mostly dog treads. I'm not
shooting anybody.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Over inside the house.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Different game, Okay, I want to they're breaking in the house.
Shot house.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, so it to two teams were shot because two
teams were shot because they were stealing stuff from from
the porch porch pirates. And you know the person that
shot him. Felt like they were you know, they were justified.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
But no that you're not.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
No justification in shooting anybody for stealing your boxes, I.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Said, paintball gun. I just want to clarify, I know
you did it.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Actually you were right on board with with shooting. Did
they die, No, they just shot the teams. But where
do you think most you know, for the holidays, the
highest alert for porch pirates are they got in the porch.
The top ten states where people are doing the most stealing. Atlanta,
(32:05):
Atlanta is not in the top ten, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Orlando not in the top ten.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Mississippi, Mississippi not in the top ten. Troy, you guys
are picking a bogus Oklahoma is in fifth place.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I knew it was on the board, fifth.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Place for Oklahoma. What did you say, am Nova, Detroit, Detroit, Michigan,
Michigan state for states, and you gave me Detroit. What
state is number one when it comes to fORCH pirates state?
This is going to police reports, by the way, Pennsylvania.
So you can't say the bogus list because these are
(32:45):
actually police reports. Pennsylvania not in the top ten. Ryan
went to another shot.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay, so we're going to Oklahoma. Let's go Nevada.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Nevada not in the top ten.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Texas is number nine on the.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
List, Ryan said, Orlando, he didn't say Florida.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
He also did, what Mississippi?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's where old miss is that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
By the way, Kylie went to take another shot at
a state that is the number one state when it
comes to porch pirates. And by the way, by the way,
don't shoot porch pirates. No, Missouri not in the top ten.
You guys are successfully picking place.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
It's actually harder to do what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, New Jersey, New Jersey not in the top ten. Well,
New York. There you go. The number three is New York.
At least you got one there. Okay, New York not
number one? Did you if you did, I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Washington, do your research.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Washington not in the top ten. What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Is number four on the list.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
We're getting there, number four, the Georgia.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Georgia on the list.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Alabama, Alaba, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, there we go. I'm just gonna start naming
states now.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, there are more porch pirates and Alabama than anywhere
else in the country. Believe it or not, Alabama comes
in number one now for pure size. Well you know,
Texas is bigger than California, right, but California came into
population wise, not population wise. No, okay, all right, So anyway,
California is number two when it comes to porch pirates.
(34:24):
New York is number three, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Wisconsin west by god,
Virginia is in seventh place. Virginia is in eighth, Texas
and then Rhode Island. For whatever reason, a lot of
people Florida did not come in in the top ten
when it comes to porch pirates. But like shooting up,
(34:45):
I would It wouldn't even occur to me to shoot
a porch pirate.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I think someone took some boxes one time, but I didn't.
I'm like, I never got any Okay, well I'll just
tell I'll just tell you know, Amazon, I didn't get
my boxes and they sent me another one.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I didn't think about it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
The bitch ass has stole my Christmas tree one year, really,
the whole ass tree.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, they just they took it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And why I got it on camera and everything. It
was like there's left with it. I'm like guess I
don't have a Christmas tree this year.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yea cool?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Are you sure that wasn't the Grench?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But ports pirating? I mean like it's such like a
you have to you're getting so much crap that's just useless.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Because the stuff that my wife orders, you know, it's
just like like makeup dog trees like yeah, and they
come in like kind of big looking boxes a lot
of times and it's just just crap. I imagine these
guys spend a lot of time opening a lot of boxes.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, they probably get on Facebook and make money.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're not the most industrious people.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
By the way, Texting service checking and it says, hey, Russ,
you dislike uh Pink Floyd because you say they do drugs?
What the hell do you think about Tom Petty? I
don't dislike Pink Floyd because I think they do drugs.
It's just the music to me sounds like drugs.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah. When I hear Tom Petty, I hear a party.
I know he smokes marijuana. I don't care about that.
I don't dislike anyone for for smoking.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Marijuana with Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I love that song. No, I know that.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I guess maybe I'm not saying it right. To me,
Floyd sounds like a drug trip. Tom Petty sounds like
a party, and I know he does. He used to
smoke pot. I don't care about that. So it's not
that they did the drug that Pink Floyd does drugs
or do they whether they do or not. It sounds
like if you said that trip.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
If you had to guess, like in your lifetime, if
you put in hours, how many hours of Pink Floyd
have you heard or have you just like listened to
one album Dark Side of the Moon.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You know, I think I've just heard the hits on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I've never actually sat and listened to. So even there
are more commercial songs that made it to the radio,
those even sounded like that to you.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I know, the wall like all in all another break
in the Wall, Like I've seen a part of that movie,
and to me, it's like, well, it's just trippy.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's just not what you're saying. I'm just saying, like
the stuff that like, there's definitely uh songs that are
you know again that have those different layers to them. Absolutely,
but that's all. I was curious to see where your
entry point was because I don't think any of their
radio stuff had that element to it. There's definitely an
element to some of that stuff. There's no denying it,
(37:18):
because again the guys are virtuosos and they're doing you know,
making walls of sound basically. So. I but like that
stuff that made it to the radio. That stuff is
all I've always felt was easy to get into it.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
I say, you grab a couple of the Mohocks, Pink Floyd,
listen to some Pink Floyd.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
It'll change your life.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, blink blink my third eye.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, at least Wizard of Oz things.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Speaking of bands that we might might have finally hit
that wall man for the first time ever, the Rolling
Stones have canceled plans for a twenty twenty six tour
because Keith Richards says he just really can't commit to uh,
to a tour that long. U. This is the band
we thought was going to be forever right like they've been.
I mean they have been touring since the sixties, yeah,
(38:06):
and and always looking that. No one's ever said, man,
I saw the Rolling Stones. They weren't very good last night,
Like no one's ever said that. But you know, he's
now eighty two years old and he's got a little
arthritis and he's like, I just can't commit to an
entire tour. So for the first time they've had to
cancel a tour and and they can't go. Like if
if Keith Richards isn't there, it can't be the Rolling
(38:28):
Stones with just Mick Jagger, Right, you gotta have.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, you gotta have because who you're gonna get to
play guitar? Yeah, like you could get any guitar player
or any profession guitar player to do that, but it's
not Keith. Keith does that people, That's what people says.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Some of those rare bands were like you're there for
every member of that band, Yeah, right, like they're they're
all iconic.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Even when the drummer passed the people, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
But now it's only it's it's only Mick Jagger and
Keith Richards.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
No, what about the dude on bass?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The bass players always the bass player stilling?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah? Was it Wood? Oh, Ronnie Wood?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I am so sorry Ronnie Wood.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, only I think they only remember that that Charlie
Watt was the drummer. Yeah, Charlie. Yeah, there was.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
There's some bands where like it's the lead singer. They're
the band for sure, but the Rolling Stones, now you
have one guy's out.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, different experience. Yeah, you don't have Keith Richards. So
for the first time he has said it, I can't
commit to an entire tour.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Another little cool little tidbit with the Stones. Russ So,
I don't know if you're familiar with fat Boy Slim,
but he had the gym back in the day. It
was Rockefeller's skank and he finally got the sample cleared
and there's a picture with him and and Mick Jagger
and so they're doing the guitar riff where I can't
get no satisfaction. He wanted that riff on that song.
(39:42):
This song is like twenty years old. He wanted that
riff and he just finally got permission from the Stones
to put that riff on that song and they just
did a re release of that. It was pretty cool.
That's cool. Yeah, alright, we'll take a little break.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We come back and side for the King of Denmark,
Ryan Holmes and make his daily proclamation. You're listening to
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Speaker 3 (00:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
This Friday, we're doing our best raise as much money
as possible for the Coalition for the Homeless. We have
a bunch of great talent lined up for you and
if you want to, you know, donate, we'd love for
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Speaker 3 (00:52):
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Speaker 2 (00:52):
And you can't stay for a long time, and there
is no food involved and there's no drink involved. Listen,
when you when you do a telethon, you didn't go
to the Jerry Lewis telethon and go drinking and eating.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's a telethon.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We've done it for six years, yeah, drinking the people.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We did it one year that way, Ryan, We've done it. Yes,
We've done it on the air several times.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
We've been to the Sheridan, We've been to Toughies we've
been to. Those are just the most recently said.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We did one before, and we've done it on the air.
One time we did it when I was still at
my house, uh, because that was COVID was COVID. And
then we've done it, you know. But it's a telethon.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's always been a party in the end.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Of the part here, you know, we were told we
can't have a party.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
We got to do it over in the We've done
it in the in the station area and they would
provide food and drinks and the crowd would sit in
and like the singing competition.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Things like that were like a nice time.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We don't have any of that this year.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
We have a boring live event.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
We have why are you bought?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Humbugging there that we're.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Doing because we're trying to raise money for the corleys
for the homeless.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's how we do it. We party and make money.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, fight, You get the liquor and you get the
food and we'll all eat it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's fine.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
No later, I hardly know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But but Jack's too busy. Jack's doing other stuff. And
then and we don't have anyone to bring you food.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Ryan Sorry, how about Jack does for what you do?
That's new for the Colbert Show. Host a party for
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Speaker 3 (02:13):
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Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's too fun, Angel, We don't have fun anymore. Our
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through a couple of headlines here real quick, and then
I'll have you guys turn over those pieces of paper
that I gave you or no magic, don't get back
onto the court until tomorrow nine o'clock. They're going to
(03:06):
go up against the Nuggets. The New York Knicks. RUSS
ended up winning the NBA Cup last night.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The next yeah, the Knicks, and that's who beat us.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, so the Knicks beat the Spurs and end up
winning the NBA Cup. So congratulations to the Knicks. They
beat the Spurs one four to one thirteen, So congratulations.
And then we're gonna get back to regular season stuff.
Really interesting thing that's going on with FIFA and the
World Cup. After a week where the fans were just
express global outrage at the prices of the tickets, FIFA
(03:41):
said that they're helping cut ticket prices and they've offered
up a limited quantity of sixty dollars tickets to each
of the matches that are that were announced. Fans globally
are just outraged that they'll priced the prices for these
matches that are coming up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Man, a lot of soccer fans around the world can't
can't afford American price is really already and then you
add in the premium thing that we do.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
With our ticket Master system.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
They're never getting in I don't know, a limited amount,
but like I don't know, Like you remember cardialists back
in the day they do this thing where they were like, hey,
we have one, we have on the lot, two thousand dollars,
but there's only one. Yeah, I'm curious to see how
many tickets actually get released. FIFA notoriously money grubbing, corrupt
organization in my opinion, and it'll be it's gonna be
(04:28):
an interesting time.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All right. We got two bowl games ticket.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Metals of Freedom.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Now, we got two bowl games today and one of
them is going to be right here in Orlando where
University of South Florida is going to take on Old Dominion.
That's going to be the Cure Bowl. And we'll be
out there today today. The game starts at five o'clock.
It is going to be on ESPN. Oh wow. So
but we're out there at three for the tailgate party,
(04:52):
so you know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So that way, if it's on the ESPN, whenever they're
trying to kick a field goal and to do that
shot of the of the end zone, if you wait
hard enough, they can see you.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The second bowl game today is going to be the
sixty eight Ventures Bowl, which is Delaware versus Louisiana Lafayette,
and that's gonna be again on ESPN. And that starts
at eight thirty. Now this is the time where I
since we're gonna play a little game here with the
group collectively. Okay, well, I want you guys to turn
over your papers and uh, this is going to be
something we're testing a couple theories here, Ryan, since, oh yeah, yeah,
(05:25):
So there's a college football playoff bracket, Russ. So these
are the teams that are in the bracket. That are
these teams here are playing for the national championship. Gotcha,
and you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Can't influence our our potential rain man named Renova say.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I feel like you guys are having me do this
so that you can use my my betting skills. We're
not gonna cash in your little bet game you want
me to be.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
A part of.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Then you go. Then then you don't have to play.
You can just toss the papers high.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I'm gonna play. I just think you guys want mine.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Treat it like beer the week, be annoying and don't
do it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Damn you do that. Well, So, okay, so what we
got going on here is this, right, Russ. If you
see there's the first round and that's gonna be December
the nineteenth through the twenty. If that starts this weekend.
So you got James Madison going up against Oregon. The
winner of that game gets Texas Tech. The second game
you got it is Alabama versus Oklahoma. The winner of
that game gets Indiana. You got Tulane and Ole miss
(06:23):
The winner of that game gets Georgia and Miami versus
Texas A and M. A lot of people watching that
game because there are a lot of people that feel
that Texas A and M are going to take the
business to Miami and win that show. As we're doing this,
let's fill these out and then honestly, do we share
them or do we I'm doing right now? Everyone doing now?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, I'm figuring this out now, and I'll tell you
what I got in the finals here.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So as they're doing that, we'll continue with some other
news that's going on. We've got the power rankings for
the NFL right down. The Los Angeles Rams are the
number one team as far as Powell rankings go, Seahawks
are his second, Denver's third, Patriots are fourth, and the
Bears round out the top five. We've got Thursday Night
(07:16):
football this week, and it's going to be Rams versus Seahawks.
That's a huge matchup on Thursday, and that's gonna be
eight to fifteen again, that's on Prime.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I got a question between Ohio State and Miami.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Who you like it?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You're taking Miami that far?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oh it's Ohio State over Miami all day. As much
I hate to admit you think so. Yeah, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is a not the team everybody thinks it is. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Like they they they're they don't have the toughest of
schedules for a team like that.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh and well they're good. I know.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
We've got a lot of Miami fans that listen to us.
Ohio is definitely the better team of those dudes.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
How you feel if he gets down to Texas to
against Indiana?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Who's Indiana?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You say? Who Indiana see from?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
On my bracket?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I've got Indiana, Georgia and then Georgiana on top.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Can you guys tell me where old miss is from?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, that's not okay, talk about it. Think about it logically.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Where do you think the way Transylvania is Transylvania, Mississippi?
There we go, there we go.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
You got a club for where's Tulane from?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Give yourself A simple that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ruh. I'm gonna say I got Georgia winning.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Really, I told I chose miss is a fun name.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'm curious how you got there. But that's it. That's
a that's interesting russ uh question.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
By the way to Lane's in Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, how do we do? We want to share who
we have in the championship? Yeah, might as well. Yeah
you got so, you got Georgia, I got.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I got Indiana, the Hoosiers taken on Georgia Bulldogs and
I got Georgia Bulldogs winning the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Holy hell, dude, what I want to redo my bracket?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I have the same thing.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I've got Bulldogs.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
You know what I got?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Boys? I got Texas versus Ohio. Yeah, and I don't
even like Ohio.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
But those guys just don't leave you alone, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I know.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
So I'm gonna go with who do you think is
winning this?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Texas or.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Influence?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You You have just have your reign man abilities do
this on your own.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I want Texas to win, but Ohio is so obnoxious
I feel like they might.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
We can't influence you. We can't influence. That was the
whole point of the exercise thing, dong, I.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Went that far and I'm stunned.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, we need to know, I mean, you got to
you got no, we cannot influence.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You want to see what you're if you're you know,
if your powers.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
We need to see if your sports rain man, and
then we take advantage of this later.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I'm going to put it out there into the universe
because I want Texas.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Tech to win.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, Okay, that's I mean, that's.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
The but I think it's going to be down to
Ohio and Texas Tech.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, that's a long who else?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right, long shot? Who did you have?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Me?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Who did you pick? Win?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I had Bama versus Georgia in the inn, and then
I picked Georgia.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
So all of us picked. So everyone's picked Georgia and A.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
No, but Texas to pick a team that's not even
on the list.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, Texas, thanks, just like Texas A and m Amber.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Texas A and M not a w it says Texas Tech.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It does say Texas Town on the top. So you
got Texas Tech going all the way on the top.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh, you're right, there's a text all right, she's got
Texas Tech.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh you scared me for a second at.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The first line.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What did I.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Have Indiana Georgia in the finals and Georgia winning it?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
All me to I have the same thing. So who
did you have? Where do you have Miami losing?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I'm miamily losing right away against Santa Texas, and.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I have them losing against Ohio State and then High
State going up against Georgia and Georgia beating O Higher State.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
All right, so I'm going to grab all these. We're
gonna hold there's no way for us to check these
until after we get back from the break. I'll sign
my name. Yeah, everybody put their names on them. See
Ray please.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
By the way, I got good news for you. Jack
Brashall did get his food for Friday from It's a
Mason m E s O N.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Mason Sandwiches. Oh we love that place and my son bitch,
Yeah we've had that, We've had Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Now it's a party Mason Sandwiches. They're bringing breakfast sandwiches
and famous sandwiches anytime for breakfast coffee. Uh so yeah,
so they are bringing food on Friday. There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
University of Miami fans. Ourg absolutely upset with the monsters.
No one has the has them going outside of the
first round.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Dork also stopped trying to correct me in the texting service.
When I talk about Ohio, I'm using shorthand, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't have to say the Ohio shape. No, I'm
not speaking about Miami Ohio.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't know. You have to because the same way
as a tribe call quest, you have to say the
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No not no one calls it a pimp name slip back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No way, no again, you gotta say a pimp call
slip back. You gotta say the whole night.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Like if I if I go the Magic, nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Goes it's the Orlando Magic, buddy.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay, you ain't a real fan there, Yeah, that's about
that life.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That's about the Orlando Magic tattoos.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There we go, sorts, all right, there you go. And
once again on Thursday night, Thursday Night football was who again,
It's Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
We look in the in the rams. It's a really
killer matchup. With the power rankings, both of those these
teams are in the top five. Uh that just the power,
the NFL power rankings that just came out. So, yeah,
Rams at Seattle and again key match up.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
How do you think the NFL players feel when they
know they're not in the playoffs but they still have
like three games to go like that?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's work, dude, it's just work, right job. Yeah, so
you just want to be a spoiler. I guess there's
the teams that could potentially be spoilers. I think that's
a reason to play for. Remember, a lot of these
guys are going to be playing for incentives. There's different
bonuses and different tiers in their contracts, right, so there's
still that reason to play. You want to look good
potentially for the Pro Bowl. If you're in the last
year your contract, you want to look good because you
(13:27):
could potentially, you know, get picked up someplace else.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
If your quarterback, everybody wants you to to leave the
Miami then you want to play good to prove that
maybe you should belong to be there.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Well, what's really interesting about that that drama in Miami
is that your coach came out publicly and said, hey,
everything's on the table and we could have even our
worst quarterback play than our bad quarterback.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is that the way you said it. Oh that's what
you said. Okay, all right right, all right, take a
little bit more more big dumb fun when we come back.
You're listening to the Match of the Morning. Welcome back
(14:15):
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and make us the number one pre set. That would
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be great. Remember Friday, we're doing our big fundraising event
to try to raise as much money as possible for
the Coilers for the homeless. They are in need. Every
year they're in need, but especially this year they are.
So that is happening this Friday. Looking forward to it.
I am Russ along with Amber Nova, Kylie Blakey Blaky
(14:56):
and Ryan Holmes. Okay, this is we'll call this a
therapy session. Therapy session. You went ready for a therapy session, okay,
So so okay, you know how a lot of times,
my subconscious tries to figure things out of like why.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Did you just call it your subconscious?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
By the way, I just threw that sub away so
made me feel sick.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I told you, I think it was the mayonnaise that'll
get you.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It was uh And I told Mary and I said,
I did your favorite. That's what she said. That's so
that sandwich karma.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Is what it was.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So your subconscious go on.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
My subconscious, I try to figure out, you know, why
I feel this way about certain things. Okay, so you
know how like Angel, if I give like a thumbs
up on the text on the text, it makes Angel
feel like I'm saying, what what is it that you have?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's like yeah, passive? Aggressive? Yeah right right right.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah yeah, and and and so you know, and certain
things I'll hear and I'm like, why does that bother me?
I don't know what that bothers me. So there are
times here on the radio show that we get into big,
you know, big arguments and scream and holler like we
just did earlier. But then when the segment is over,
it's over. You know, when we go to break, it's like.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Okay, that's done.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Throw that in the trash and we go to the
next segment and we don't you know, we don't hold it.
We don't keep it, you know, that kind of thing.
But you know, sometimes when we get into big arguments,
So I get into a big thing with Angel, one
of the things that he says has started to really
chat my ass, and I'm like, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know why that.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yes, when he yells at me, well, if you do
your research, and I'm like, why does that bother me
so much?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
It really started getting to me this week. We got
into it a couple of times and you were like,
do your research and I and so I woke up
in the middle of the night last night and my
brain answered the question of why that bothers me? Because
to me, when it's just like when if I'm giving
thumbs up to you, I'm saying f you to me.
When you're saying if you do your research, you're saying
(16:56):
I'm smarter than you. That's what I'm hearing that you're saying.
But so if you were say, well, look, no, I
read up on this and this is what I read,
then I would feel better. Okay, So, but when you yell,
when you yell. When you yell, if you would do
your research, I feel like you're going to big after you.
I'm smarter than you, and I know more.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I apologize because that's not my intent. I think sometimes
when we're getting into these arguments, especially when they're nuanced,
then there's multiple layers to them. Yeah, and when the
arguments that I've gotten in with you in that regard,
the discussion is always with you is always surface level, yes,
(17:36):
And then so when that so, I feel so when
it's surface level like that and you're just getting just
throwing back at me what you've seen off the news
or what you've seen on a social media platform, and
then I tried to go deeper with you about the
topic and then you just dismissively. Then you just dismissed me,
and you're like, oh, well, I don't know anything that
you're talking about, all right, you know what I'm saying.
(17:57):
And so then I'm like, well, how are we were
we supposed to have this conversation If you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, I'm probably more receptive if you were to say, oh,
well I read on this and here's what I read
from this other source that's you.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And I and and and so obviously in some of
those instances were uh, you know, we're all a loud
and passionate and sometimes doing show as well. Yes, yeah,
But the other part of it is like the response
that you're getting for me, it's because of a response
from you saying, well, uh, you know this is I'm
not interested in going deeper with you. I'm interested to
(18:29):
just keeping it here, right, And that's and I know
that a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But a lot of times I feel like the audience
doesn't want to get two if we're talking about politics,
for sure, that we don't want to get too deep
into the weeds.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
No understood. And that's the part that sometimes gotta got
to understand in the in the in the vehicle that
we're in and what we're doing. Obviously, try to keep
the finding. Obviously some of these arguments are totally yes,
show stuff. And then a lot of these topics the
way that we hit them, it's there's not enough space
there to go into a nuanced conversation and tried to
(19:01):
go into deeper levels or other things that are going
on there.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So understand, Yeah, and I'm pissing you off by just
trying to keep it silly, stupid when it's when it's
a topic that really is you know, bigger to the
country and big and so so you get upset and
then you're like if you research that, I'm like scro.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I walkeme in the middle.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Of the night with that thought on my head, Like
that's why it bothers me, That's what that's what the
problem is than subconscious. That's not my subconscious spoke to me,
subconscious extra and your retirement a shop shop called subconscious.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You're missing now.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
And that's the thing like to Like, I know on
this show, we always go explaining is losing, No explaining,
He's explaining right, explaining he's losing teaching wouldn't exist, but
start teaching is teaching.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
But but here's here's what I find funny, right, Like
that obviously bothered me so much that I.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Forgot been going on about it that I forgot.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Well, no, I've been throwing it back at him, you know,
like research because I knew it bothered me and and
it bothered me so much that it came up in
my in my sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I apologize for Uh, I'm just trying to explain that, like,
like I figured it out like why it bothered me?
You research and I did not do it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Residual.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
It is pretty residual.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My third eyes open.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
It's pretty obnoxious when someone's like, oh, well I don't
I don't agree with you, and I'm like, okay, well
where is your facts in education?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
They're like, oh, I.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Just don't agree with you or they don't have something
to back it up. So that is obnoxious. But I
kind of feel like I'm watching like Uncle Ross and
Uncle Angel fighting like.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
That sounds weird, that's a really weird channel on.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That was totally not a bite that way, and that
was me explaining my feelings and him explaining his feelings.
That was a total respectful kindization.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It was actually exchange of information.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It just felt a little like it made you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Now you're making up stuff now, lady.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
When you and your like wife, will I get into something?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I know I kind of want him to kiss and
make up me too.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
We're not even fighting, you're doing the thing like that.
That's that passive aggressive fighting. Before the divorce fighting happened.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No passive aggressive there.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was just me explaining that hey, I woke up
and figured out what how that made me feel, and
he told me how I made him feel. And that's good.
I'll that's what we should do more often. You and
I need to do this right.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
How much of this show do you take home with you?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
All of it?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
All of it?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
This is my life. When did I.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Walk out this door? Yeah, none of the things that
any of you guys have said. I even think, Oh
my god, well, and that is sad.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You want to know why I've been divorced so many
times because I take it home that I live this
show all the time. And Mary Ellen is the only
person that's been able to deal with it. So you know,
this show is everything to me.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm going to play in a handful of times where
I've ever taken anything personal right one of the like
and and and it's been to the detriment of, you know,
my personal life. And in certain instances in the sense
of like one of the greatest teachers I ever had
was Jim Phillips, and Jim Phillips taught us like when
I was on that show. It's theater of the mind.
It's theater of the mind. You're going sometimes in certain
instances you're gonna have to take to create the controversy
(22:22):
and to create good uh you know, exchanges on the air,
sometimes you're gonna have to go to the extreme right.
And I'm like, you, Ryan, at the moment I get
out of here, I don't think about it again, because
it's like, there's no way, there's absolutely no way the
way I carry on with you guys here in these rooms, right,
there's no way I could carry and carry on that
way in real life.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, me on this show is an amplified cartoon version
of myself, right, and like and like, I'll do stuff
to get under your skin on the show and for
this and in service of the show. And then sometimes
I'm like, oh, I think he really thinks I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, no, no, I know the difference.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
But you realize how you're talking a lot exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
But when you talk about reading more of him or me.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh him, for sure. I've only mentioned you a couple
of times.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Talk about at this point, doctor REDI Moore, me or Savannah.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god, Savannah.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
We don't know who you are.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But what I was gonna say was is that you're right, like,
we're you know, a lot of it will be done
with this or whatever. But when the show is over today.
I have to have five hours of topics and information
that keep you guys all interested that it can't just
be Yeah, I heard what he said, but it can't
just be stuff. I think it's interesting. It's got to
(23:41):
keep Angel's attention, your attention, and if I know, if
I Savannah's coming in, I got to keep her attention.
So there's my pressure goes after the show. You know
more than most you see what I'm saying because if
I come in here and I can talk about.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Something because about and that's inherently because you're driving the bus.
It's my job. That's that's what I do. But you
were saying, what did you want?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Just to make this clear, I just want to know,
so Angel, you've never woken up in the middle of
the night of a rush dream or you're.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Saying Russ's name the way he has apparently.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Ever, I never I woke it up in the middle
of night and thought about you.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
You're a liar. What go ahead, it's going to be bad.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
We're waiting.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It depends on how you look at it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Just it just ends right there. We'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You came up in my mushroom dream the other night.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Was it like Mario party mushroom style?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, you know it was it was Bart Simpson talking
but oh yeah the Simpsons. It was watching of the Simpsons,
and I thought it was for sure, you was man, yeah,
all right, well there you go. So I wanted to
share that though.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And I thought that was that was good. I got
to be better about that.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Well, you know, I mean, you don't have when you're
really mad, you can just yell, you know, do your research.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, let's put that on a shirt.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Shocked and that's what upset him like this.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I know me too.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I am constantly shocked at the things that I've set him.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
But that's always an but listen, it's usually like something I.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Too was shocked. I'm like, why does that bother me?
That shouldn't bother me? Why does that bother me? And
it took it took my subconscious and for me to
go to sleep, and then my brain figured it out.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Rust got mad the other day because I kept saying
AI slop and he's like, you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Know that he stole that word because it's just said
that word.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It'd be while He's like, he's been saying that for
months now, it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He just used it the other day.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He saw that the Dictionary picked it as at the
word of the year, and he tried to look smart
that day he used it five times in a row.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Like here's the thing. I know you hate getting corrected, right,
But like the word of the year was rage baby,
and so I thought you were going with that. When
you went with ai slop, I was like, well, yeah,
he's he's been talking out for I.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Thought I thought we were having a Mendel effect moment
with that, because I was like, I thought we already
did the word of the year, and the word of
the year it was rage bait.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And then the matrix clicked and they changed it.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
To ai slop and I'm like, it's oh, don't even
get me started with you guys or what.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
That's a conspiracy theory topic. It's juicy Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, it's Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She's got her segment today.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
If you do have a segment today, I wasn't gonna
talk about but there's a possibility I can squeeze that in.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
There's a very famous radio host that only talks about
parallel universes and that, uh, that thing in Switzerland, Howard
Stern stupid.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
If they want to get tickets to go on your party.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Bus, what do they do in case my mouth? And
I'll give them some. Uh no, if you want to.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Go on this just incredibly graphic.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I know if you want to go on the r
H M, P B t w H, you could go
to real Radio dot FM slash Ryan.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I forgot my own name there for a second.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Uh yeah, there's only a few tickets left. It's gonna
be a lot of fun. It's gonna be karaoke. Somebody's
hooking me up with a karaoke machine. I got that,
thank you. Uh Kaylin's doing that. And then Scott York,
who knows about the bus it says there's actual places
to plug in.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Uh like outlets on the bus. So we're good to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Go, Scotty York, Scotti's up.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Scott, Yeah, thank you so much. That's gonna be a
fun time. Only a few tickets left. Grab now because
they're not gonna be here on Friday. There's no way
we're still gonna have tickets for this by Friday. We're
like like there's probably like six left.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
And if they get bus tickets to go out there
where they gonna.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
See No, we're gonna see me wrestle.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
What I really thought you'd sell The says little better,
But okay, I thought you aren't.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
You gonna are matches.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
We have two Simmons matches.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I'm gonna kick her ass and get my revenge after
what she did taking out Angelique with the Kendos stick,
which then cost me not only the tag team match
but also my championship.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Throwing your catch, fra, it's not a lot going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So catch phrase?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Alright?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The cotchphrase?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I use news from the headlines when we come back.
Don't go anywhere you're listening to the March of the Morning.
I've never been a Pink BOYD fan. Don't get it
like it?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I think is it the misnomer? And I think they're
a drug band and they're not. They're not, not, not
even a little bit. Well. One of the first members
of the band, Uh succumb to schizophrenia, So a lot
of the lyrics that came after Sid Barrett left the
band is about them dealing with their best friend losing
their mind. And I think a lot of people misinterpreted
(28:24):
that and thought that they were talking about because, yeah,
because there's no way to record and produce the level,
the proficiency and the musicality of their albums if you're
a drug band. Now, they might have had issues outside
of that, but that's not at the core of what
Pink Floyd is. They're a prog rock band and they're
absolutely incredible.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
And I know a lot of people look like people
are like, what are you talking about? Pink Floyd is incredible.
I'm like, I'm not mad at you for liking him.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I'm just saying I don't for some reason, I don't
appreciate himout like that.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Riff Russ, that guitar riff. That's why I was. I was,
why did you just slow roll it? Because that guitar
riff is one of the most iconic guitar riffs David
Gilmore produced. And this absolutely incredible and this particular song
shine on You Crazy Diamond. So they've got multiple different parts.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But to me, that that song we played in a
movie in a drug den somewhere where guys were free.
To me, I don't know, it just it sounds like that.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I don't know. I equate it to that for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
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Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, now, question, let's say Ryan, you go home
and you catch a porch pirate stealing stuff from your
front porch.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I catch them stealing it?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, caught them still there there out there stealing
some boxes.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
How big are they?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Uh? They're they're two and they're and they're teenagers.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Oh I'm not fighting two people, so I'm going uh,
I'm just gonna be like, let it go, let it go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
What are you gonna do? Angel?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, you see two streets boxes, two teenagers?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, do we know?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
They catch me on the right on the right day.
They caught the right one, and uh yeah, we'll get
after it.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, all right, two people, what do you know what
to do?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'm going behind the back of my door with the closet.
I'm pulling out the paintball gun and I'm lighting.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Those suckers up. So what you get, your teenager? You
can handle it, all right, paintball gun?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
How about you, Kylie Blakey.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
There's two of them. I don't know. I might go, Karen,
call the cops.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, call the cops is probably the right answer.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Here's what they did in Atlanta, that's the best answer. Yeah,
this got.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Uh is a man or a woman.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Where in Atlanta, the Christmas Capital of the United States.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
In the Christmas capital of the US, uh, homeowners shot
two teenagers that were stealing stuff.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
From this is going yeah Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
A fifteen and a sixteen year old and they shot him.
Now that's overboard, right, They're just taking packages.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I mean, are you.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Ordering this that important?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Mine, like I said, mine's mostly dog treads. I'm not
shooting anybody.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Over inside the house.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Different game, Okay, I want to they're breaking in the house.
Shot house.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, so it to two teams were shot because two
teams were shot because they were stealing stuff from from
the porch porch pirates. And you know the person that
shot him. Felt like they were you know, they were justified.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
But no that you're not.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
No justification in shooting anybody for stealing your boxes, I.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Said, paintball gun. I just want to clarify, I know
you did it.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Actually you were right on board with with shooting. Did
they die, No, they just shot the teams. But where
do you think most you know, for the holidays, the
highest alert for porch pirates are they got in the porch.
The top ten states where people are doing the most stealing. Atlanta,
(32:05):
Atlanta is not in the top ten, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Orlando not in the top ten.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Mississippi, Mississippi not in the top ten. Troy, you guys
are picking a bogus Oklahoma is in fifth place.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I knew it was on the board, fifth.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Place for Oklahoma. What did you say, am Nova, Detroit, Detroit, Michigan,
Michigan state for states, and you gave me Detroit. What
state is number one when it comes to fORCH pirates state?
This is going to police reports, by the way, Pennsylvania.
So you can't say the bogus list because these are
(32:45):
actually police reports. Pennsylvania not in the top ten. Ryan
went to another shot.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay, so we're going to Oklahoma. Let's go Nevada.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Nevada not in the top ten.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Texas is number nine on the.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
List, Ryan said, Orlando, he didn't say Florida.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
He also did, what Mississippi?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's where old miss is that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
By the way, Kylie went to take another shot at
a state that is the number one state when it
comes to porch pirates. And by the way, by the way,
don't shoot porch pirates. No, Missouri not in the top ten.
You guys are successfully picking place.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
It's actually harder to do what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, New Jersey, New Jersey not in the top ten. Well,
New York. There you go. The number three is New York.
At least you got one there. Okay, New York not
number one? Did you if you did, I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Washington, do your research.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Washington not in the top ten. What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Is number four on the list.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
We're getting there, number four, the Georgia.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Georgia on the list.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Alabama, Alaba, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, there we go. I'm just gonna start naming
states now.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, there are more porch pirates and Alabama than anywhere
else in the country. Believe it or not, Alabama comes
in number one now for pure size. Well you know,
Texas is bigger than California, right, but California came into
population wise, not population wise. No, okay, all right, So anyway,
California is number two when it comes to porch pirates.
(34:24):
New York is number three, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Wisconsin west by god,
Virginia is in seventh place. Virginia is in eighth, Texas
and then Rhode Island. For whatever reason, a lot of
people Florida did not come in in the top ten
when it comes to porch pirates. But like shooting up,
(34:45):
I would It wouldn't even occur to me to shoot
a porch pirate.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I think someone took some boxes one time, but I didn't.
I'm like, I never got any Okay, well I'll just
tell I'll just tell you know, Amazon, I didn't get
my boxes and they sent me another one.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I didn't think about it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
The bitch ass has stole my Christmas tree one year, really,
the whole ass tree.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, they just they took it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And why I got it on camera and everything. It
was like there's left with it. I'm like guess I
don't have a Christmas tree this year.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yea cool?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Are you sure that wasn't the Grench?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But ports pirating? I mean like it's such like a
you have to you're getting so much crap that's just useless.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Because the stuff that my wife orders, you know, it's
just like like makeup dog trees like yeah, and they
come in like kind of big looking boxes a lot
of times and it's just just crap. I imagine these
guys spend a lot of time opening a lot of boxes.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, they probably get on Facebook and make money.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're not the most industrious people.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
By the way, Texting service checking and it says, hey, Russ,
you dislike uh Pink Floyd because you say they do drugs?
What the hell do you think about Tom Petty? I
don't dislike Pink Floyd because I think they do drugs.
It's just the music to me sounds like drugs.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah. When I hear Tom Petty, I hear a party.
I know he smokes marijuana. I don't care about that.
I don't dislike anyone for for smoking.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Marijuana with Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I love that song. No, I know that.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I guess maybe I'm not saying it right. To me,
Floyd sounds like a drug trip. Tom Petty sounds like
a party, and I know he does. He used to
smoke pot. I don't care about that. So it's not
that they did the drug that Pink Floyd does drugs
or do they whether they do or not. It sounds
like if you said that trip.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
If you had to guess, like in your lifetime, if
you put in hours, how many hours of Pink Floyd
have you heard or have you just like listened to
one album Dark Side of the Moon.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You know, I think I've just heard the hits on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I've never actually sat and listened to. So even there
are more commercial songs that made it to the radio,
those even sounded like that to you.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I know, the wall like all in all another break
in the Wall, Like I've seen a part of that movie,
and to me, it's like, well, it's just trippy.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's just not what you're saying. I'm just saying, like
the stuff that like, there's definitely uh songs that are
you know again that have those different layers to them. Absolutely,
but that's all. I was curious to see where your
entry point was because I don't think any of their
radio stuff had that element to it. There's definitely an
element to some of that stuff. There's no denying it,
(37:18):
because again the guys are virtuosos and they're doing you know,
making walls of sound basically. So. I but like that
stuff that made it to the radio. That stuff is
all I've always felt was easy to get into it.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
I say, you grab a couple of the Mohocks, Pink Floyd,
listen to some Pink Floyd.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
It'll change your life.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, blink blink my third eye.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, at least Wizard of Oz things.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Speaking of bands that we might might have finally hit
that wall man for the first time ever, the Rolling
Stones have canceled plans for a twenty twenty six tour
because Keith Richards says he just really can't commit to uh,
to a tour that long. U. This is the band
we thought was going to be forever right like they've been.
I mean they have been touring since the sixties, yeah,
(38:06):
and and always looking that. No one's ever said, man,
I saw the Rolling Stones. They weren't very good last night,
Like no one's ever said that. But you know, he's
now eighty two years old and he's got a little
arthritis and he's like, I just can't commit to an
entire tour. So for the first time they've had to
cancel a tour and and they can't go. Like if
if Keith Richards isn't there, it can't be the Rolling
(38:28):
Stones with just Mick Jagger, Right, you gotta have.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, you gotta have because who you're gonna get to
play guitar? Yeah, like you could get any guitar player
or any profession guitar player to do that, but it's
not Keith. Keith does that people, That's what people says.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Some of those rare bands were like you're there for
every member of that band, Yeah, right, like they're they're
all iconic.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Even when the drummer passed the people, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
But now it's only it's it's only Mick Jagger and
Keith Richards.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
No, what about the dude on bass?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The bass players always the bass player stilling?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah? Was it Wood? Oh, Ronnie Wood?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I am so sorry Ronnie Wood.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, only I think they only remember that that Charlie
Watt was the drummer. Yeah, Charlie. Yeah, there was.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
There's some bands where like it's the lead singer. They're
the band for sure, but the Rolling Stones, now you
have one guy's out.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, different experience. Yeah, you don't have Keith Richards. So
for the first time he has said it, I can't
commit to an entire tour.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Another little cool little tidbit with the Stones. Russ So,
I don't know if you're familiar with fat Boy Slim,
but he had the gym back in the day. It
was Rockefeller's skank and he finally got the sample cleared
and there's a picture with him and and Mick Jagger
and so they're doing the guitar riff where I can't
get no satisfaction. He wanted that riff on that song.
(39:42):
This song is like twenty years old. He wanted that
riff and he just finally got permission from the Stones
to put that riff on that song and they just
did a re release of that. It was pretty cool.
That's cool. Yeah, alright, we'll take a little break.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
We come back and side for the King of Denmark,
Ryan Holmes and make his daily proclamation. You're listening to
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